It’s the way his hair so gently lays atop his pictureperfect forehead.

It’s the way he calls you his “Baby.” The way he tells you, “I’ma be your one guy/You’ll be my No. 1 girl.” Whatever it is that makes you a “Belieber,” there’s no denying Justin Bieber has got it: the swagger, the magnetic smile, the achievement of making more

money at the ripe young age of 16 than you will ever hope to make in your lifetime. Bieber has become, in a word, a phenomenon. But how much do you really know about him? Is your inner16-year-old crying for attention, or another round of “Eenie Meenie Miney Mo Lover”?

Justin Timberlake brought SexyBack, while Justin Bieber is on his way to bringing the “bowl cut” back. But that’s not the only culturally significant thing he has managed to do since breaking on the scene. Here are our Top 3 of Bieber’s best moments. ■ Justin Bieber takes over FunnyOrDie.com. In what has been declared the best April Fool’s joke of the decade so far (by us, of course), popular viral video site FunnyOrDie.com transformed into BieberOrDie. Best quote: “I once ran into a club, they said ‘Sorry, you’re not old enough.’ So I bought the club and made it a ChuckE-Cheese. Now who’s old enough…?” (You can still find the videos on FunnyOrDie. com. We suggest “Bieber Takes Over” and “Justin Bieber Screensaver.”) ■ Tina Fey proves Bieber fever isn’t just for teens. During Bieber’s appearance on “Saturday Night Live,” the surprisingly comedic teen appeared in a sketch with Fey playing his reluctantly lustful teacher. Sounding much more scandalous than it plays out, Bieber is featured as a student who pops up singing in Fey’s classroom fantasies while she muses that “his smile is like watching a baby bunny sniff a tiny flower.” ■ His fans display riotous behavior. Literally. A scheduled appearance at a Long Island mall in November had to be canceled after more than 3,000 people showed up and rushed the storefront; injuring fans. In April, Australian fans (about 4,000) lined up to see the teen perform only to have the event canceled after cops saw one too many girls getting shoved around. Not to mention those who fainted or had to be taken out for hyperventilation. Just breathe.

While we suspect his hair and just-want-to-pinch-his-cheeks-worthy smile have at least an equal amount to do with Bieber’s success along with his music, you can’t deny the way his lyrics speak to a young girl’s soul. We’ve chosen a selection of his hundreds (OK, like 25) songs and pulled out the ones that speak to us the most. So, open your ears and imagine these words coming to you from the pure, smooth voice of Bieber himself. Block out the screaming, hyperventilating tweens if you can.
ONE TIME

When I met you girl my heart went knock knock Now them butterflies in my stomach won’t stop stop And even though it’s a struggle love is all we got So we gonna keep keep climbin’ till the mountain top
BABY

Ever wanted to interview Bieber? Well, sorry, that seems like an unbelievable pipe dream we can’t really help with. But we can help you test your knowledge with a quiz ABOUT Bieber himself! At the end, tally up your correct answers and see just how bad a case of Bieber fever you’ve got.

1 What town has
bragging rights as the Canadian crooner’s hometown? A. Toronto, Ontario B. Stratford, Ontario C. Vancouver, British

start posting videos? A. KidRauhl B. BieberFever C. IMaBelieber D. SocksRocks

What is he eating? A. Chicken Parmesan B. Hot dog with a side of

6 In what year did he
begin posting these videos (usually of him in an empty living room singing) on YouTube? A. 2009 B. 2008 C. 2007 D. 2006

macaroni and cheese C. Spaghetti O’s D. Spaghetti Bolognese

Columbia D. Kelowna, British Columbia

11 Even at the ripe
young age of 16, Bieber is already rebelling: He got his first tattoo. But keeping with a family tradition, what does he now have inked on his hip? A. A crown B. A starfish C. A bird D. A butterfly

You’ll never know how perfect the two of you are if you don’t know his astrological sign. What is it? A. Cancer B. Pisces C. Sagittarius D. Aries

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My first love broke my heart for the first time, And I was like Baby, baby, baby ohhh Like baby, baby, baby noo Like baby, baby, baby ohh I thought you’d always be mine mine
EENIE MEENIE

2 What is the name of
Bieber’s first single? A. “One Love” B. “Baby” C. “My World” D. “One Time”

15 The Bieb’s initials are JDB. What is his middle name? A. David B. Dracula C. Drew D. Daniel
SOURCES: IMDB.COM, J U S T I N B I E B E R M U S I C. C O M , A B C N E W S , M T V. C O M

“You can't make up your mind, mind, mind, mind, mind Please don’t waste my time, time, time, time, time I’m not trying to rewind, wind, wind, wind, wind I wish our hearts could come together as one
U SMILE

3 What singing
superstars both wanted Bieber on their record labels? A. Usher and R. Kelly B. Justin Timberlake

7 Bieber’s legion of
female fans recently lashed out at what female star after pictures of her with Bieber surfaced on Twitter? A. Paris Hilton B. Selena Gomez C. Kim Kardashian D. Demi Lovato

12 Not just a singer,
Bieber also can play instruments. What instrument below can he NOT play? A. Drums B. Guitar C. Violin D. Piano

Your lips, my biggest weakness Shouldn’t have let you know I’m always gonna do what they say (hey) If you need me I’ll come running From a thousand miles away When you smile I smile (ooooooooh whooooaaaa) You smile I smile Heeeey

and Beyonce C. Beyonce and Usher D. Justin Timberlake and Usher

13 A serious presence on Twitter, Bieber nation was upset after Twitter changed their rules on what? A. Trending Topics B. Retweeting D. Character Limit C. Hashtags

8 True or False:
Bieber is left-handed. A. True B. False

4 What is the
favorite color of this regal pop star? A. Blue B. Green C. Purple D. Orange

9 What is one of
Bieber’s favorite sports? A. Football B. Hockey C. Soccer D. Bowling Imagine this: You’re on your first date with The Bieb himself; he orders his favorite dish.

5 Without YouTube,
Bieber may have never been discovered. Under what username did he first

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ANSWERS: 1-B, 2-D, 3-D, 4-C, 5-A, 6C, 7-C, 8-A, 9-B, 10-D, 11-C, 12-C, 13A (Twitter made it so Trending Topics were things that had a spike in popularity that day, not topics being talked about most; so if Bieber is a popular topic all the time — as he is — he doesn’t show up in the “TT” list daily, as he once did.) 14-B, 15-C.

HOW MANY DID YOU GET RIGHT? ● 0-5: PERFECTLY HEALTHY — We’re guessing you are considered “legal” in the eyes of the state (over 18). Or male. Or a poor recluse teenage girl probably living without electricity … or MTV. ● 6-10: FEVERISH — You might want to go to the doctor … the teenage love doctor. You look a little pink, but with a little medication (i.e. some of your dad’s Creedence Clearwater CDs) you should be better in no time. ● 11-15: BEDREST, STAT — Not even a little more cowbell can save you from this fever. You’re probably sitting in your room wearing your “I’m a Belieber” T-shirt monitoring the activity on your BieberFever fan page and memorizing dance steps from his “My World” tour via bootleg YouTube videos. We’re afraid of the reaction we’d get if we told you “Baby” likely wasn’t written about you. So, we won’t. Best of luck.

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