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not more!
-a woman I heard in passing
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Brave soul, arent you? Not many take the red page, but here you P O E M T W I N
are. Im proud.
Before you really start getting your feet wet, Im going to need to
familiarize you with how this book works. So... I know you just got Cut behind me, cut whats ensnared.
here, but I want to first direct your attention to page 18, the last It makes only the difference it chooses.
page of the book.* This is your own, personal page. You can think If delicate as snow you follow,
of me as your interior decorator, as I have furnished your page with truth shall speak and light shall cry.
everything youll need: a ruler for measuring things up to three and
three-quarters inches, a map of Washington Township in Blackford Bring it all before me, before and afternoon.
County (Indiana), the fifth through twenty-first digits of pi, an Twill my quilt together, until my lungs balloon.
unmatched sock, and some space for taking notes. Dont worry, Betwixt is but a fly, yet it shall rival me.
this is one of those cool books your parents wont tell you about Fall in, fall out, its nothing new right now.
the kind where you can write on the pages... fold the pages... heck,
even cut the pages if you want. Reiterate this past, take it all in stride.
All she speaks is merely an illusion,
Additionally, youll also want to check back to page 17, as this is Dealing formally in misdeeds.
your primary area for sorting the many clues youll come across And feel my waning cry
while reading through... clues that all lead to the terrible secret Reverberating in your drum.
living at the core of these pages.
Before I was even able to talk,
The first clue should be an easy one: on page 2, I made a In her eyes I felt and felt...
common spelling error. The correction is your first clue. Got it? The pain could be no greater
Awesomesauce (the kids still say that, right?). Now, on to page 8 Only I had to.
with you! I had to deliver
My own baby, myself.
*get used to jumping around these pages a lot.
is this supposed to be a cross? or maybe its a tiny sword... in
any case, watch where you point it!
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T W I N P O E M C D E
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Belong, belong, my wrinkled friend. E
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I have none for taking, yet here I remain. K
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Should only we sing like the ageless stumps
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That mordiously hath blurted out
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The frantic melodies for which there are
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None.
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I take my scabbard only as
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An unknown wind breaks against my home.
W
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There are great men, great women
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Whom I respect a lot, and yet
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We watch, we wait.
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Wistfully lisp, will-o-wisp:
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I see your lies even as you bind them,
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For such silly memories may only play R
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The most fragile views of that place. W S N
I couldnt return, no. S V U T
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Finally, the inscrutable man will return,
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Though his face bears no resemblance
To the fiery, wiry witches which bear
Fruit that none shall ever eat.
Heres something you might find interesting: a letter substitution
I pray, only for forgiveness cipher. In case you you missed it, it says here that it is a ROT-4
For my transgressions. (rotate-four). You can plug letters into this things outermost circle,
and the translated letter will sit immediately below it (four places
down in the alphabet). Neat, right? Just keep in mind that this is
not a toy, but a tool, and everyone knows tools are tons of fun!
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Welcome back, dear reader! Im so glad youre choosing to
5 continue on with my book! However, I dont know that I appreciate
4 your tone so much... If you really thought my previous puzzle was
such a snoozefest, then maybe I shouldnt help out at all on this
1 2 next one... So, go ahead. Just figure it out.
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Wondering what the meaning of
3 2 this is? Ha, like hell Im going to
tell you now... If you really want
to figure out the meaning of my
9 1 8 cutting edge puzzles, youll have
to do it on your own, pal.
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Still confused? Well too bad! I
6 still refuse to share even a single
snippet of information with you.
Behold! A puzzle to boggle the mind (specifically, yours, dear
reader). Once you have solved this sudoku, should you dare to
even attempt such a task, take with you the number that fits into
the yellow box forward to page 9. Phew, god it feels good to give that cold, icy shoulder every
once in a while. Sometimes you just have to get it all out of your
system... Anyway, If you still managed to find the clues here, direct
your attention left to page 11. Also, dont forget to check out my
astounding poetry on the next two pages!
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Hello, dear reader. Youre looking a bit stressed. I think that now Alright rookie, I know that your first puzzle was pretty easy, but its
would be a good time for you to take a break. Go ahead and about to get a whole lot more complicated. Youll need to follow
out your entire body. Really extend my instructions step by tender step, because this is some complex
those joints. Relax, get comfy. Make yourself at home... math were dealing with.
...Thats enough. Puzzle time! This ones easy. Your clue will be the First, youll need to glance over at the page to your left. I want you
three letters below that appear together in alphabetical order. to add up each of the numbers currently in the puzzle and divide
the sum by the seventh digit of pi. Then, take the natural log of
your answer and round that answer up to the nearest integer. Now,
keep track of this number while you multiply together the prime
numbers between ten and sixty. Plug that product into the follow-
ing equation (in place of x) and solve for y:
Once you have found the value of y, divide it by the number you
had previously rounded. Pay close attention to the remainder, as
it should be a prime number. If it is not, you will need to do some
recalculating. The next step is critical, as you will then multiply
this number by the sum of four and negative four. Finally, add
19,091,108 to your product.
Before you write down your clue though, itll need some decoding
(courtesy of the lovely page 6). When youre all done, go to page 7!
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Look, if you came here from page 7, Im sorry. Theres nothing here So I must make the concerted effort to sense what you want, to
for you... Why...? Because I dont know how to make a sudoku, anticipate your thoughts and feelings as a reader before even you
alright! I mean, can you blame me though? Those things are hard are aware of them.
as heck just to figure out, let alone to make from scratch! Nine by
nine, eighty-one little squares. Doesnt sound so bad, right? Thats ...
what I thought! No no no, its so much more complex. Honestly,
coming up with something like this would have been something Alright, I may have an idea. Ill design you another puzzle, but this
more suited for a savant or a computer. time Ill include one of those upside-down answers below. So... try
not to look at the answer if you can help it... but if you do, Ill totally
... understand. Look, Ill even plop the whole thing down right here.
Thats right! You dont even have to turn the page! Well... other than
I could try to go on defending myself, but honestly, I dont see the page turn to finish my apology (I just hope this communicates
much of a point in it... I knew the damn puzzle wouldnt work, and how genuine I am). Once you find the clue here, go on to page 16.
yet I left it in anyway. (sigh), I wonder sometimes whether Im even
cut out for this whole puzzle business... I know I tend to boast a lot,
but really, its all nothing more than a passionate hobby. Oh reader,
I shouldnt involve you in my personal details, and especially not in
my pity party. This isnt at all the scintillating read you were hoping
for, Im sure. But on the other hand, to leave this whole matter
unaddressed...? Well, that wouldnt be much of a stand-up thing to
do, now would it?
So, again... Im justIm sorry about all this. What a piece of work I
am, huh? I feel like there must be some way to make it up to you...
I could always just give you the next clue, but then you might feel
cheated. Right? Theres no fun in me just telling you what to do.
Really, some interactive puzzle that would be. But at the same
time, what kind of person would I be to make you work that much
harder just because I was the one who messed up?
This is really the kind of thing that takes some careful consid-
eration. Ah, if only this were another medium, perhaps I could answer: tear
even have your input! But alas, to you I am but words on a page...
continue to next page for more aplogetic rambl
ings
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