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This quick read will intrigue women who are open to producing a different
result in their relationships with the men in their livesand are willing
take a leap of faith; using science, humor, and acceptance as their jumping
off point. Thank you, Alison!
David Salinger
VP Programming & Creative, ABC 7 / KGO-TV
San Francisco, Oakland, San Jose
Other Titles
by
Alison A. Armstrong
Understanding Women:
Unlock the Mystery
Alison A. Armstrong
Making Sense of Men
A Womans Guide to a Lifetime of Love,
Care and Attention from All Men
For Information:
PAX Programs Incorporated
P.O. Box 56749
Sherman Oaks, CA 91413
UnderstandMen.com
Introduction...................................................................ix
Authors Note................................................................72
To all the men and women who have shared this great
adventure since 1991. You are my teachers.
Introduction
he material contained in this book was originally taught
T in one of our most advanced programs: Celebrating Men
& Marriage. It cleared up the confusion about how men
choose the women they pursue for romantic relationships,
while others remained friends or merely bed-mates.
Alison Armstrong
December 2007
Dedicated to
The Men of PAX
We couldnt do it
without your constant love,
care and attention
Chapter One: Who is to Blame? 1
CHAPTER ONE
Who is to Blame?
here is a good chance, since youre reading this, that
T you want to make some sense of men and their
behavior. You might be frustrated by men. You might be
confused by men. You might just want to know how to
make relationships with these creatures better. You
might want to find a way to get and hold a mans love
and attention; a way that could last a lifetime. I did.
places, and theyll listen to you talk about your pets and
your family. And then after a few weeks or a few months
they turn into sports-watching, pizza-eating, beer-
belching couch slugs! Why is that?
Chapter Two: Men Are Not Hairy Women 11
CHAPTER TWO
DIFFERENT REALITIES
Men are single-focused. They do one thing at a time. They
commit themselves. Im going to get this done. This is why they
get frustrated. Theyve committed themselves, and then they
dont have everything they need.
When a man gets frustrated, we give him what would be excellent
adviceif he was a hairy woman. We say, Just do something
else! If you cant fix the faucet, fix the fence! Its broken too! He
looks at us as if were silly.
Women have diffuse awareness. Diffuse means to pour in every
direction. This is why we hear so many things in our environments
talking to us, saying, Pick me up! Fix me! Put me away! Im ugly!
Beautify me! So we attempt to do eight to ten things at a time;
pulled in every direction and committed to nothing.
Women dont get frustrated; we get overwhelmed. And then what
do the men in our lives tell us to do? They tell us either to
prioritize, or they say, Just do one thing at a time. When they
tell us that, we think, Thats stupid. If I did just one thing at a
time, Id be even more behind than I already am!
We give each other advice from our different realities, from our
different ways of thinking, because both men and women think
that were versions of each other. Theyre hairy, misbehaving
women, and were emotionally-indulgent men! These
misperceptions are the source of most of our difficulties.
Chapter Two: Men Are Not Hairy Women 17
CHAPTER THREE
You and I are told an awful lot about how to attract men.
Were instructed mostly by television and magazine
commercials. I was only a pre-teen when I already knew
that it was the babe that looks the best in the bikini who
gets the boys. So I worked really hard on that bikini
body. Not so easy for a girl with the nickname Chubbs.
Sexual Attraction
CAUSE
RESPONSE
20 MAKING SENSE OF MEN
Sexual Attraction
CAUSE Shiny Hair
Shapely Body
RESPONSE
You could put a bag over your head and encase your
body in tires, and the two most potent ways to cause
sexual attraction would still work!
#2: Sensuality
Sexual Attraction
CAUSE Shiny Hair
Shapely Body
Sensuality
RESPONSE
CAUSING A RUCKUS
Youve probably figured out by now that I grew up with Barbie
dolls. So, like many girls, I thought my body was supposed to look
like Barbies. Have you ever noticed that you could run a truck
between Barbies thighs?
Im a very practical person. I think, out of a hundred women,
theres maybe one woman whose thighs dont rub together. Right?
And God bless her. But if youre just playing the odds, if 99 out of
100 womens thighs rub together, wouldnt that mean theres a
pretty good chance our thighs are supposed to rub together?
In order to fully appreciate this way to cause a ruckus, you have to
give up the idea that your thighs shouldnt rub together. And
instead, explore: If my thighs are supposed to rub together,
hmm maybe I could pay attention to them rubbing together
Try walking through a lobby, any lobby, and focus on what it feels
like for your thighs. You might even walk with your knees closer
together so you could feel more of your thighs rubbing. Ooh, thats
even better. After youve focused on this pleasure for awhile,
notice what has happened to the men in your vicinity. Youll see
why I recommend a lobbyon the street, youd cause an accident!
Sexual Attraction
CAUSE Shiny Hair
Shapely Body
Sensuality
Sexual Energy
RESPONSE
Sexual Attraction
CAUSE Shiny Hair
Shapely Body
Sensuality
Sexual Energy
RESPONSE Want to have sex .
34 MAKING SENSE OF MEN
CHAPTER FOUR
X
Take care of
Protect
Contribute to
Make happy
36 MAKING SENSE OF MEN
CHAPTER FIVE
DANGER! DANGER!
The more Charmed and Enchanted a man is by you, the more
important it is to him to make you happy. Hes got to make
you happy.
If a man says to you, You dont look happy, all your alarms
should go off. The translation of this Men-glish is, This is
torture. I dont know if I can make you happy, and if I cant make
you happy, I have to go!
Think about it. Have you ever heard these words said on the way
out? You deserve someone who can make you happy. Theyre
serious about it. Men leave women whom they cant make happy.
Then the men come and tell me: I get so many mixed
messages from women. I think were really going
somewhere. Then I tell her I care about her, and she
breaks up with me. Why is that?
You know the answer! Because the same four words they
use to tell us about the big feeling are the same four
words we use to end a relationship!
Its usually baloney after the but. Can you see the
It just means You dont do it for mismatch?
me. Or, You dont have enough
Chapter Five: A Valuable Lesson in Men-glish 45
X
Take care of
Protect
Contribute to
Make happy
Fall in love with
CHAPTER SIX
Have you noticed that voice talks like its a courtesy shes
performing, pointing out your imperfections? Like shes
doing you a huge favor? She talks like shes giving me
great benefit by pointing out that I have a dimple in my
butt. She points out that I should have dimples in my
cheeksbut not in those cheeks. And she is so kind to
elaborate by saying, How could your husband possibly
think you have the best butt in the whole world when
you have a dimple in your butt? He must be lying about
X
Take care of
Protect
Contribute to
Make happy
Fall in love with
more authentic you can be, the more you can express
your passion. When we dont have self-confidence, our
passions go underground. We stop talking about them.
We stop expressing them.
X
Take care of
Protect
Contribute to
Make happy
Fall in love with
Chapter Six: The Goods the Attract the Goodies 57
#4: Receptivity
What is Receptivity and why is it so important? There
are two kinds of receptivity that men needand they
cant live without either of them.
those. No, I can buy that for myself. No, you really
shouldnt spend that money.
Chapter Six: The Goods the Attract the Goodies 61
CHAPTER SEVEN
Can you see how its in your hands? What will you do
now?
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Authors Note
y study of men began with taking responsibility for
M my part in the quality of our interactions and
relationships. I believe both men and women are most
successful with each other when we look to ourselves
first. As you work with the material I have provided here,
I hope that youll apply the where the shoe fits, wear it
rule to have the biggest impact on your relationships
with the opposite sex.
Authors Note 73
Step into the world of Alison Armstrong, where love, care and attention
from men are normal and relied uponand a way of life available for
every woman. Do you have to sell your soul? Not even close.
Alison's book not only invites us inside the minds and hearts of men,
it also shows us how to bring forth the greatest aspects of being a
woman. This seer-like information is written with clarity, humor and
no-nonsense. Alison cuts through the brush and points us toward
embracing our innate, feminine and magnetic qualities, allowing us
to see the powers we wield as women. So grateful to her.
ALANIS MORISSETTE, Singer and Songwriter
800-418-9924
Understandmen.com
2007 Alison A. Armstrong
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