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Vince: Hold on. I smell chicken. And you know what I think about chickens,
don't'cha!?
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Vince: They're not from this country, they spread them disease!
They look the same and always all wiggle their heads when they speak.
They lay loads of eggs to get free accommodation.
F*** all the chickens, them the scourge of the nation!
Oh, you get loads and loads all living under one roof.
They're no good at flying people, know the truth.
Channel 4 make documentaries with them all the time,
But no one cares about the plight, of the vulpine!
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Kali: What kind of god allows that hard see-through plastic packaging on for
instance printer cartridges and children's toys?
Chorus: Oh man!
Kali: That means you have to get out the scissors but then when you cut it you end
up cutting yourself on the sharp edges.
Chorus: Hallelujah!
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Marion: The important thing is, we cannot be together. Even though it seem crazy.
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Cassandra: Woo-hoo!
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S1E5 - My Destiny
*Complete*
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Nelson: I'll do better than that. I'll teach you how to read.
How to play chess. How to write poetry. How to keep bees.
And how to watch Formula One Racing. Know why? Because...
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Because!
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S1E8 - Beautiful
*1-???*
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Yvonne: *sobbing*
Destiny: And, if you wanna know how to get any guy you want... I can tell ya.
Kate Thornton's Dog: Serious?
Destiny: Uh huh!
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If he's ???????,
Just give him a little tap.
Grab your baseball bat,
And he'll expect a little tap,
Just a little tap on the nose.
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S2E2 - Die Evil Zombies!
*2-(?)*
Note: This song is a Time Warp parody. Less obvious is that ol' Riff Raff here
(Zombie Dog in the credits) is voiced by Richard O'Brien, who also sang part of
Time Warp.
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Shilly-app-a-doo-wa,
Scooby-app-a-doo-wa,
Boom bop a-doo wa!
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Vince: From Millwall to the Aberdour, there's one thing plain to see.
In this entire barren is no bastard bad as me.
Vince: Silly cad, she kept her savings underneath the bed!
So I nicked her f***ing pension book and shot her in the head.
Chorus: He robbed me. Knifed me. Shot me. He poured acid down my front!
He managed to castrate me even though the knife was blunt.
He took me to Oxford and abused me in a punt.
I think that we all agree his is a massive--
Nelson: Um-diddle um-diddle um-diddle aye, um-diddle um-diddle umm.
Um-diddle um-diddle um-diddle aye, um-diddle um-diddle umm.
Vince: You gotta give me credit, though, for keeping our streets clean.
I'm on the Atkins diet, so I'm eating tramps and queens.
Nelson: Why don't you join the BNP, I think you'll fit in fine.
Vince: You must be f***ing joking. I know where to draw the line!
Chorus: He robbed me. Knifed me. Shot me. He poured acid down my front!
He managed to castrate me even though the knife was blunt.
He took me to Oxford and abused me in a punt.
I think that we all agree his is a massive--
Nelson: Ah-diddle um-diddle um-diddle aye, um-diddle um-diddle umm.
Vince: Remember when we first met on that night out in the park?
Penny: You were so romantic I just felt an instant spark.
Vince: If I'm being honest, that spark was a taser gun.
I knocked you unconscious, then I had my bit of fun!
Chorus: He robbed me. Knifed me. Shot me. He poured acid down my front! (Hey!)
He managed to castrate me even though the knife was blunt. (Woohoo!)
He took me to Oxford and abused me in a punt. (Hey!)
I think that we all agree his is a massive-- (Ohhhhhh!)
Chorus: He robbed me. Knifed me. Shot me. He poured acid down my front! (Woohoo!)
He managed to castrate me even though the knife was blunt. (Yahoo!)
Nelson: He anally invaded me as a publicity stunt!
All: I think that we all agree his is a massive c*************t!
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I'm gonna kidnap all the kids from Glee, (Kids from Glee!)
And shatter all their femurs.
But before he releases one more song,
I'm gonna murder Justin Bieber.
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Nelson: Now, I'll just need to take a small damage deposit and we can shake hands.
Mary: I don't know, sir. This area seems kind of rough.
Nelson: Rough? It's not rough. You see...
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Nelson: Estate agents say Millwall is the ???? of the East end.
Canary Wharf's up-and-coming neighbor.
The house price ??????? have all gone up and bucked the trend,
And the amenities are improving every day.
Nelson: There's a charming artist's quarter just behind those burnt out cars.
A Banksy everywhere you lay your eyes.
Mary: Is that a dead tramp lying there?
Nelson: Of course not this is art!
Should be nominated for the Turner Prize.
Nelson: You probably won't get shot. Drive by shootings are rare.
Mary: But isn't that a drive by shooting over there?
Nelson: Did I mention we're often on The Secret Millionaire? Yeah-heah!
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Nelson: Tonight's the night I'm gonna let my hair down. (Ooooh.)
Marion: Tonight's the night I'm gonna get my groove on. (Yeah.)
Nelson: Tonight's the night I'll spray my French Cologne on. (Ahhh.)
Kali: But now we really need to get a move on!
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S1E0 - Where my Balls at?
*Complete*
Note: This song is from the Pilot. It features an older Marion character.
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Marion: I'm in pain. Gone insane, since they cut you babies up.
Kali: Or maybe it's just the anesthetic wearing off.
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