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8. School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam... Blood Testla
Bit addika mudiyuma?
11. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...
14. Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...
irumal varathu!
16. Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma?
18. Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?
19. Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu?
20. Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna
mudiyuma?
21. Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga
mudiyuma?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
22. Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum, aana Monday annikku mandaya pottal
vibaraithama aayidum !!!
Bagya
Mon 5 Oct 2009
Vazhkai Thathuvam
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Sontha Sinthanai:
Simitum Nam Imaigal Oru Nodi Irutinaal Thaan Nam-maal Pala Nodigal Velichathil Vaala Mudium Yenbathai Mara
Vaatheer..
“Malarum Ninaivugall”
of Many of Us:
Branded Wardrobe.?
Full Pizza.?
CCD, Barista.?
Flight Journey.?
Varthai
Thadumara
Karanam
Kangal,
Valkai
Thadumara
Karanam
“Pengal”…
Be care ful…
En Ithayathil
Oonjal Katti
Nithamaum Oosaladubavale…
Niruthi vidathe
Un Aattathai…
Ninru Vidum
En Ottam…
Sandhosham irukkum idaththil Vaazha ninaippadhai vida, Nee irukkum idaththil Sandhoshathai Undaakku. Un
Never conclude a person on his present because TIME has the power to change a invaluable coal
into a valuable diamond.
1.Vattam
2.Sadhuram
Vidai: Sadhuram
Friendship is like “scrap” bcoz it comes & stays inside ur scrapbook untill u delete it.
Q: Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu, stamp vangittu, veliya
pora?
A: Enna, veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.
Q: Oru yanai (elephant) vegama ration kadai pakkam odarathu. Athu anga enna
vangum?
A: Muchu Vangum.
Q: Oru English therinja maadu(cow) theatre pakkam porathu. Anga theatre Kadhavai
kadikka arambichuduthu! Yen?
A: Enna, Kadhavula "Pull"-nnu ezhudhirukku.
Q: What is the word in english with one 'g' and four 't's?
A: Originality(Oru-G;Naalu-T).
# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs
please
come here).
# To a boy , angrily:
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I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?
# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
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Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to
wear
..... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus
1. Which is the longest word in the dictionary? Smile ) b’se after S there is a mile.
5. ‘ujaalaa’ commercial ukku thaguthiyaana nadigar yaar? nadigai yaar? Vennira aadai moorthy
and vennira aadai nirmala
7. Sardar 1: Naan torch lightai on panren. Nee athoda velichathai pidichundu eri chandranukku
po.
Sardar 2: Sari. (Konjam yosichitu) Illai, naan maaten.
Sardar 1: Yen? Mudalil sari sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathnnutta?
Sardar 2: Naan paadi erum pothu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha vizhundruven illiya.
8. Which is the coolest alphabet in English? ‘B’. yennaa adhu ‘A”C’ naduvila irukku.
9. What is the negative word for “Subramaniam samy” Subramaniam did not see me.
10. What is common to robbers and tennis players ? They both involve rackets(racquets) and
courts!
15. SVSekhar: Ennai kalyanam pannikO kalyanam pannikkOnnu rendu ponnunga en pinnadiyae
suththarrAnga
Matraval: Appidiya! Yar avanga ?
SVSekhar: Enga ammAvum, aththaiyum.
16. When did George Washington die ? Two days before his FUNERAL (He! He! …)
17. In a grocery store, a Sardarji was starring at an orange juice for couple of hours. You know
why ?
Because it said CONCENTRATE.
18. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A MOSQUITO can FLY but a FLY
cannot MOSQUITO!!
19. Q: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? A: A FLY can FLY
but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
21 cinema paakka pona c-row la ukkara koodathu ? en ? front-la b-ro irukku… athu maraikkum
25. Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku. Right cornerla oru Eli. Left cornerla oru cup
milk. Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum ? poonaiyin kannu adhOda mugaththildhaan irukkum )))
26. poNNu pakka vantha paiyan sonnatha kettathum poNNU veettukkaaranga avanukku
paithyamnu poNNu kodukka mattenuttaanga. Avan appadi enna sonnaan? ‘Naan konjam
thaniyaa pesaNum.paravayillaiyaa ?’ nu sonnaan.
27. Ramarajan Hollwood padam paNNaa enna role paNNuvaar? ‘Cowboy’ – role
29. Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai? Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku.
30. Coffee yai vida tea better. Yen? Teala oru e dhan erukku. Coffeela rendu e erukku
31. Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu ? Asiriyar enam? Particularly Kanakku Vaathiyaar.
32. Gandhi aen oru edathula nikkaama eppozuthum suththikkitte irunthaaru. avarthaan periya
revolutionist aache
33. SVSekar aen eppavum thannoda gold chaina kadichchikitte irukkaaru? avar ‘nagai chuvai’
nadigar illaiyaa.
36. Why were Shiva and Parvati using the keyboard of the computer? ennA gaNapathi went
away with the mouse.
37. Why is a calendar so sad? 1. Ani adikkaRadhAla 2. Because it’s days are numbered.
38. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked
the whole list again yesterday.
39. Which runs faster, Hot or Cold? Hot, because anyone can catch a cold
40. If you send a mail through a dove and a quirrile ( Anil ) Which will reach first ? Why? Anil
Yenna Pinkodu irukke !!!
41. Q : 500 rupees note la Ghandhi yen sirichitte irukkar ? A: Yenna Alutha nanainjudume !!!
42. Question: How can you drop a Glass but do not spill any water ? Answer: If you drop a Glass
of Milk ….
43. Aravindasamy kku opposit yaar? aravinda ‘pisasu’ didn’t see me (or) aravindha ‘pisasu’
44. naan kadaila oru oosi vaanginen. aanaal, athu vedichiduchi..! yean? Neenga vangiyathu
“Gundu” Voosi
45. oru samayam chera naadu chozha naattu mela padayeduthaanga. Aanaa, naattukkulla
nuzhanchathum pinvaangitaanga. yaen? chozha naattula ‘pin’ romba cheap-aa kidichuthaam..
47. naadhaswara vidwan ‘pay hike’ venum-naa eppadi keppaar? 1. “pay hike vendum” endru
vaayaal ketpaar 2. ‘oothiya’ uyarvu vendum endru ketpaar 48. ulagathileye periya ‘ladder’ ethu?
handavaalam
49. Oru naal Kannagiyum Kovalanum Busla poyittu irunthangalaam. Avanga stop vantha odana
Kovalan yerangittanam. Kannagi mattum yerangavemattennu pidivaadam pidithangalaam Yen?
Kannagi padi thandatha pathini aache ! athanaal than irngale
50. Oru Boatla oru ponnu matrum niraiy paer porangha..Boat kavunthuduthu..yaellarum
iranthudaraangha..aana antha ponnu mattum waterla mithakura…athu yaeppadi? Naattukkattai
51. gandhikkum ravi shastrikkum enna difference? Ravi Sastry is an off spinner. Gandhi was a
kai-raattinam spinner?
51. What is the chemical hidden in these letters, HIJKLMNO Answer: Water (H to O) 52. Asoka
the Grate emperor Kalinga sanndaiyil Yaen(Why) Pin(pinnadi) Vanginar. Sandai Podumbodhu
Coat Button Arundhuduthu.Athan Pin vanginar.
53. Hi, One day Tamil teacher to Student Shyam : Oru Palamozhi Sollu Pakkalam. Shyam :
‘Aiyindil Valayadhathu Aiymbathil Valayuma’! Teacher : Good! paravaillayae Mela Sollu
Pakkalam. Shyam : Aril Valayathathu Arubathil Valayuma! Ezhil Valayathathu Ezhbathil
Vlayuma! and so on….
53. Sishyan: Guruve, sithi (moksham) adaiya enna seyya vendum? Guru: Sishya, mudalle
sithappavai kolla vendum
54. Train kandupidikkalanna enna aagi irukkum?” “Thandavaalam (rail) waste aagi irukkum!”
55. can it rain continously for two days? Not possible. bcoz, a night will come inbetween 55.
Yaanaikku madham pidithaal enna seyyum ? Piditha madathil serndhuvidum.
56. “Oru tailar-ai thittinaa avan enna seivaan?” “Sattai (shirt) panna maattaan!”
57. “Oru naaikku (dog, my favourite!) saappaadu pottaanga. Udane athu maayamaa
maranjidichi… ean?” “Saappaattula kal (stone) irundathu!”
57. Kamal comedy actor aanaal avar peyar enna ? Kamal “HaHa” San.
58. Kadalan kadaliya paartha udane yen poi pesukiraan ? Avan “Mei” marandhuvittan.
59. Dina Thandhi paper-a Fan-kku adiyila ninnukittuthaan padikkanum. Yen ? Soodaan seithigal
iruppadhal.
59. Weak-aana politician yaar ? “Soni”a Gandhi 60. Usilai Mani ilaithuvittal enna avaar ? Usilai
mini aavaar Kaunda Mani-kku piditha vilaiyattu edhu ? Foot Ball. Lovers-kku piditha naadu
edhu ? Pa”kis”than Koottam-ulla naadu edhu ? “Rush”ya
62. Hindu paper mattum yen romba weight-a irukku ? Adhu mel yaanai iruppadhaal
64. Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar? Tiruppra Sundari
65. Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam? Sumar, aaru maasam
66. Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan. Thangachchi?
Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa
68. yen manaivi vayil pudavai dhan kattuva (aachariyamaga)yellarum iduppula dhane pudavai
kattuvanga
69. Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well,
where did you get mummy then?
69. One day Mr. X seriously went to the backyard of his house and started trying to shake the
well (kinaru) before taking a tonic. B’cos in the tonic bottle it’s written as “Shake well before
use” !!!
70. Mr X went for an interview. The interviewing officer took a pen and kept it in MrX’s pocket
and asked him, Mr X ” where is the pen?” Mr X replied ” in the pocket” Good. The interviewing
officer took back the pen and kept in his pocket and asked MrX, Mr X ” where is the pen now?
Mr X replied ” antha pocket” Actually , he was answering him in tamil. romba kadiya?
71. One day Mr.X’s little son was filling up an application and asked Mr.X what to write in the
“Mother Tongue:….” field. Mr.X simply said ‘write approximately 6cm’