Escolar Documentos
Profissional Documentos
Cultura Documentos
Part One
(A/N: Yes, I know, I suck. Double suck. Make that a triple suck. Make that a—
What's up with him? Anyways…I suck. Because I haven't updated (except for the two AN)
and I kept you all disappointed and waiting. :( I'M SO SORRY! I think I'll go sulk now.
While I do that, read the next chapter! :D)
Alice's POV:
"Alice…you're singing it out loud." Edward told me. I stuck my tongue at him.
"No one cares, Eddie." I said. He growled. "Growl all you want, brother, because after what I'll
do to you and Emmett, y'll gonna be real preety!" I said in a southern accent.
"Sorry, Jazzy, just love your accent!" I shouted back even though there's no need to. I put some
blush onto Emmett's cheek. Surprisingly, he's been quiet all this time. Probably planning
something. I glanced at Edward. He shrugged.
How in the world can you not know? I asked him mentally.
"He's blocking me." He answered. Emmett grinned. I sighed. I admit, I have no idea how
mindreading works. All I know is that I have the power to ruin everybody's private moments.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Edward shudder. I don't know if it was previous experience of
me just opening the door (my eyes were scarred for life) or what was going on in Emmett's mind.
I bet both.
Uhh…
"EMMETT YOU STOP SCREAMING AND MOVING OR YOU'LL GONNA GET IT!" I
yelled at him, wiping the red lipstick. He whimpered. "That's a good boy." I patted his head.
Edward looked at me funny, his eyebrows raised. I rolled my eyes. "Lipstick is very important." I
said simply while applying more lipstick on Emmett. My big brother pouted. I looked at him
annoyed. "That's my trick, don't use it."
After the makeover…
Emmett's POV
Finally! I will never suffer from makeup again! I shall run away! I shall say no! I shall say—
He glared at me, but his super eye lasers will never work against me!
"OK, then." Edward said under his breath. I looked at him, and burst out laughing my butt off.
And my head.
"I wish literally." Eddie said. "Just wait until you see yourself."
I turned to the mirror, but Alice stopped me. "Nuh-uh, Emmett, no peeking! And now outfits!"
She held up two bikinis.