This document summarizes and reviews several online tools for creating, analyzing, and playing with poetry. It discusses websites that allow users to create poems interactively using magnetic poetry-style word selection, generate nonsense poems or Shakespearean insults, find rhyming words, and collaborate on poems with other users in real-time. The document provides brief descriptions and examples from each tool to give a sense of its capabilities and limitations.
This document summarizes and reviews several online tools for creating, analyzing, and playing with poetry. It discusses websites that allow users to create poems interactively using magnetic poetry-style word selection, generate nonsense poems or Shakespearean insults, find rhyming words, and collaborate on poems with other users in real-time. The document provides brief descriptions and examples from each tool to give a sense of its capabilities and limitations.
This document summarizes and reviews several online tools for creating, analyzing, and playing with poetry. It discusses websites that allow users to create poems interactively using magnetic poetry-style word selection, generate nonsense poems or Shakespearean insults, find rhyming words, and collaborate on poems with other users in real-time. The document provides brief descriptions and examples from each tool to give a sense of its capabilities and limitations.
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"These poems do not live: it's a sad diagnosis."
-- Sylvia Plath
I once edited a Canadian unity poetry supplement for my
university paper. The quality of the submissions was what you would expect - lots of references to mosaics and hockey. Hockey poetry. Sigh.
In the supplement's introduction I noted that poetry didn't
really mean anything to anyone these days so thanks for even reading. I've never been one big on job satisfaction. A Windsor-area poet did not take kindly to my suggestion that his life's work was meaningless. He sent me a nasty letter telling me to grow up.
I did. Last week.
I was staying at friend's place and she had some of that
magnetic poetry on her fridge. Damn, poetry can be serious fun. I immediately thought what a great screensaver or interactive wallpaper this would make. So I started searching for fun electronic poetry resources.
This is what I found on my quest.
Java Poetry prominence.com/java/poetry
This page features an impressive Java implementation of
magnetic poetry. Unfortunately, you're limited in both words and virtual fridge space. Don't expect to compose the next Beowulf. You really have enough screen space to write a small haiku.
Electric Poetry members.xoom.com/Jaide_X/E_Poetry.html
You can get an off-line, Windows-compatible version here. The
program is shareware. The shareware version comes with a finite, though sufficient, lexicon. The registered version lets you add word sets. The home page itself offers a gallery of memorable user creations. You won't find hockey poetry here, however. The page creator is a programmer so be prepared for science fiction poetry. "It's time to travel / back to base / another quiet / day in space". In half a decade of being on the Internet, I've finally found something more insufferable than that archive of erotic Klingon fan fiction I stumbled on once.. Bad Poetry Generator www.pangloss.com/seidel/Poem/
Really good bad poetry is not as easy to write as you would
think. The bad poetry generator does a respectable job. You enter the first line of the desired poem and the page does the rest, cranking out a stanza of forced rhymes. Fumbling about for some text to test this page, I entered the title of a Heaven 17 song and got "Crushed by the wheels of industry / As I dance naked in the forest shouting 'he he he' / With an exercise in mass poetry. / Just nod if you can hear me".
Shakespearean Insult Generator
www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html
Shakespeare's love sonnets are considered some of the most
beautiful works of English poetry. I had a friend that wooed a woman with a Shakespearean love sonnet on Valentine's Day. Though the relationship started well, it ended ugly. When things turn ugly and the insults begin to fly, why not maintain some decorum? Turn to the Shakespearean Insult Generator and fill your flame mails and voice mail messages demanding your stuff back with lines like "Thou errant malmsey-nosed clack- dish!" or "Thou art only mark'd for hot vengeance and the rod of heaven. " That'll learn 'em.
The Semantic Rhyming Dictionary
www.link.cs.cmu.edu/dougb/rhyme-doc.html
Does anything actually rhyme with orange? No, according to the
Semantic Rhyming Dictionary. Punch in a word and this online dictionary will spit out words that rhyme. Other colours that the dictionary is unable to find rhymes for: purple and crimson.
Merriam-Webster Online Thesaurus www.m-w.com
If you're struggling for the right word, turn to Merriam-
Webster's extensive online Thesaurus. In a test, the online thesaurus comes up with about three times more synonyms than Microsoft Word's built-in thesaurus.
Spoonbill Generator spoonbill.gold.ac.uk
Poetry can be not just a laborious task but a lonely endeavor.
Just ask Sylvia Plath. If you prefer to work as part of a team, the Spoonbill Generator lets you create collaborative works of verse. A web visitor can add a line to one of three poems in development. The page itself takes its name from a suggestion by the QWB (Society for Universal Bafflement).