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COLD OPENING
FADE IN:
LEONARD
Chicken.
PENNY
WOLOWITZ
PENNY
Creepy, Howard.
HOWARD
LEONARD
WOLOWITZ
would be me.
(MORE)
The Big Bang Theory #204 "The Griffin Equivalency" 2.
September 15, 2008 FINAL DRAFT (C.O.)
WOLOWITZ (CONT'D)
Come to papa, you un-kosher delight.
PENNY
SHELDON
there. *
PENNY MOVES. SHELDON SITS DOWN AND WIPES HIS HANDS WITH A *
BABY WIPE. HE OFFERS THEM TO THE OTHERS.
SHELDON (CONTD) *
Baby Wipe?
PENNY
LEONARD/WOLOWITZ
SHELDON
PENNY
LEONARD/WOLOWITZ *
SHELDON
PENNY
unpleasant.
LEONARD
PENNY
KOOTHRAPPALI ENTERS.
KOOTHRAPPALI
got--
PENNY
HE SHRUGS "MAYBE."
PENNY (CONTD)
myself. *
The Big Bang Theory #204 "The Griffin Equivalency" 4.
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PENNY (CONTD) *
PENNY EXITS.
KOOTHRAPPALI
She's so considerate.
WOLOWITZ
KOOTHRAPPALI
LEONARD
Oh sure, 2008NQ-Sub-17.
KOOTHRAPPALI
LEONARD/WOLOWITZ *
Congratulations.
SHELDON
KOOTHRAPPALI
SHELDON
KOOTHRAPPALI
hunger in Indonesia.
LEONARD
Ending it?
KOOTHRAPPALI
WOLOWITZ
LEONARD
WOLOWITZ
KOOTHRAPPALI *
narrative.
WOLOWITZ *
KOOTHRAPPALI *
WOLOWITZ *
KOOTHRAPPALI *
It's a lease. *
SHELDON
KOOTHRAPPALI
SHELDON
What people?
KOOTHRAPPALI
SHELDON
thirty? *
KOOTHRAPPALI
LEONARD
SHELDON
In general, yes.
AND WE:
CUT TO:
MAIN TITLES
The Big Bang Theory #204 "The Griffin Equivalency" 8.
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ACT ONE
SCENE A
FADE IN:
SHELDON
LEONARD
Hey, Sheldon.
SHELDON
neutrino. *
WOLOWITZ
carton.
The Big Bang Theory #204 "The Griffin Equivalency" 9.
September 15, 2008 FINAL DRAFT (I/A)
LEONARD
SHELDON
LEONARD
others.
WOLOWITZ
SHELDON
LEONARD
Really? Do tell.
SHELDON
LEONARD
SHELDON
LEONARD
Come on.
WOLOWITZ
LEONARD
call condescension.
CUT TO:
The Big Bang Theory #204 "The Griffin Equivalency" 11.
September 15, 2008 FINAL DRAFT (I/B)
SCENE B
LEONARD
SHELDON
WOLOWITZ
SHELDON
LEONARD
Smile.
WOLOWITZ
LEONARD
kill Batman.
WOLOWITZ
LEONARD
RESET TO:
LEONARD
Hey, Raj.
KOOTHRAPPALI
WOLOWITZ
dinner tonight.
LEONARD
KOOTHRAPPALI
GABLEHAUSER ENTERS.
GABLEHAUSER
Hello, boys.
KOOTHRAPPALI
Dr. Gablehauser.
GABLEHAUSER
Dr. Koothrappali.
LEONARD
Dr. Gablehauser.
GABLEHAUSER
Dr. Hofstader.
SHELDON
Dr. Gablehauser.
GABLEHAUSER
Dr. Cooper.
WOLOWITZ
Dr. Gablehauser.
GABLEHAUSER
Mr. Wolowitz.
WOLOWITZ
GABLEHAUSER
KOOTHRAPPALI
body.
GABLEHAUSER
SHELDON
LEONARD
Sheldon.
SHELDON
Oh, sorry.
GABLEHAUSER
KOOTHRAPPALI
GABLEHAUSER
KOOTHRAPPALI
GABLEHAUSER
old office?
KOOTHRAPPALI
bigger.
GABLEHAUSER
Done.
WOLOWITZ
KOOTHRAPPALI
trumps dibs.
SHELDON
LEONARD
Sheldon.
SHELDON
GABLEHAUSER
LEONARD/SHELDON/WOLOWITZ
Science.
GABLEHAUSER
WOLOWITZ
muy caliente.
GABLEHAUSER
you.
WOLOWITZ
GABLEHAUSER
KOOTHRAPPALI
GABLEHAUSER
KOOTHRAPPALI
SHELDON
AND WE:
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The Big Bang Theory #204 "The Griffin Equivalency" 18.
September 15, 2008 FINAL DRAFT (I/C)
SCENE C
KOOTHRAPPALI
KOOTHRAPPALI (CONTD) *
LEONARD
Sounds great. *
KOOTHRAPPALI
me. *
SHELDON *
KOOTHRAPPALI *
WOLOWITZ *
Lucky you. *
SHELDON
LEONARD
Not yet. *
KOOTHRAPPALI
huh...
WOLOWITZ
cutters.
The Big Bang Theory #204 "The Griffin Equivalency" 20.
September 15, 2008 FINAL DRAFT (I/C)
KOOTHRAPPALI
LEONARD
KOOTHRAPPALI
LEONARD *
A lackey?
KOOTHRAPPALI
untouchables.
SHELDON
LEONARD
Almost.
KOOTHRAPPALI
you guys.
(MORE)
The Big Bang Theory #204 "The Griffin Equivalency" 21.
September 15, 2008 FINAL DRAFT (I/C)
KOOTHRAPPALI (CONT'D)
People Magazine is having a reception
invited.
WOLOWITZ
KOOTHRAPPALI
SHELDON
KOOTHRAPPALI
the Hoff.
PENNY
KOOTHRAPPALI
WOLOWITZ
make it.
KOOTHRAPPALI
LEONARD
Mmmm... No.
KOOTHRAPPALI
SHELDON
PENNY
KOOTHRAPPALI
article on Saturday.
PENNY
PENNY (CONT'D)
SHELDON
WOLOWITZ
reception.
PENNY
Spears sisters!
KOOTHRAPPALI
PENNY
KOOTHRAPPALI
PENNY
KOOTHRAPPALI
you a year.
SHELDON
Now?
LEONARD
Now.
KOOTHRAPPALI
Magazine.
AND WE:
FADE OUT.
ACT TWO
SCENE D
FADE IN:
PENNY
KOOTHRAPPALI
PENNY
KOOTHRAPPALI
limo. Here.
KOOTHRAPPALI (CONT'D)
ready.
PENNY
I am ready.
KOOTHRAPPALI
PENNY
KOOTHRAPPALI
va-voom.
PENNY
tonight.
KOOTHRAPPALI
KOOTHRAPPALI (CONTD)
Whoop! Whoop!
PENNY
Hi, Leonard.
The Big Bang Theory #204 "The Griffin Equivalency" 27.
September 15, 2008 FINAL DRAFT (II/D)
LEONARD
Hey.
KOOTHRAPPALI *
Dude.
LEONARD
PENNY/RAJ
you.
KOOTHRAPPALI
What?
PENNY
LEONARD
Good night.
KOOTHRAPPALI
downstairs?
LEONARD
Yeah.
KOOTHRAPPALI
LEONARD
Terrific.
The Big Bang Theory #204 "The Griffin Equivalency" 28.
September 15, 2008 FINAL DRAFT (II/D)
KOOTHRAPPALI
PENNY
Come on.
KOOTHRAPPALI
CUT TO:
The Big Bang Theory #204 "The Griffin Equivalency" 29.
September 15, 2008 FINAL DRAFT (II/E)
SCENE E
LEONARD
Hey.
WOLOWITZ
LEONARD
WOLOWITZ
LEONARD *
You're joking. *
The Big Bang Theory #204 "The Griffin Equivalency" 30.
September 15, 2008 FINAL DRAFT (II/E)
WOLOWITZ *
LEONARD
Pass.
WOLOWITZ
LEONARD
WOLOWITZ
LEONARD
SHELDON
shredded?
LEONARD
Yes.
The Big Bang Theory #204 "The Griffin Equivalency" 31.
September 15, 2008 FINAL DRAFT (II/E)
SHELDON
specifies shredded?
LEONARD
Yes.
SHELDON
LEONARD
Yes.
SHELDON
LEONARD
Yes.
SHELDON
LEONARD
Yes.
SHELDON
LEONARD
SHELDON
Fine.
LEONARD
want me to do?
SHELDON *
the order. *
LEONARD *
I'm sorry. *
SHELDON *
LEONARD
with Penny.
SHELDON
chicken. *
SHELDON (CONT'D)
from my childhood.
WOLOWITZ
SHELDON
Vietnamese shrimpers.
LEONARD
SHELDON
WOLOWITZ
Lucky?
SHELDON
Yes, Lucky.
LEONARD
WOLOWITZ
SHELDON
WOLOWITZ
SHELDON
wanted a griffin.
LEONARD
A griffin?
SHELDON
LEONARD
And mythological.
SHELDON
WOLOWITZ
point?
The Big Bang Theory #204 "The Griffin Equivalency" 35.
September 15, 2008 FINAL DRAFT (II/E)
SHELDON
LEONARD
SHELDON
WOLOWITZ
LEONARD
SHELDON
LEONARD
your back.
WOLOWITZ
SHELDON
technology.
WOLOWITZ
LEONARD
WOLOWITZ
Penny?
LEONARD
AND WE:
CUT TO:
The Big Bang Theory #204 "The Griffin Equivalency" 37.
September 15, 2008 FINAL DRAFT (II/H)
SCENE H
KOOTHRAPPALI
KOOTHRAPPALI (CONT'D) *
PENNY
KOOTHRAPPALI
PENNY *
KOOTHRAPPALI *
PENNY *
Meet them? *
KOOTHRAPPALI *
MRS. KOOTHRAPPALI *
KOOTHRAPPALI *
DR. KOOTHRAPPALI *
KOOTHRAPPALI *
squeeze, Penny. *
PENNY *
DR. KOOTHRAPPALI *
frame.
KOOTHRAPPALI
MRS. KOOTHRAPPALI
DR. KOOTHRAPPALI
PENNY
squeezing, no sowing. *
MRS. KOOTHRAPPALI
KOOTHRAPPALI
DR. KOOTHRAPPALI
PENNY
mean?
The Big Bang Theory #204 "The Griffin Equivalency" 40.
September 15, 2008 FINAL DRAFT (II/H)
MRS. KOOTHRAPPALI
KOOTHRAPPALI
PENNY
PENNY STARTS OUT THEN CROSSES BACK AND LOOKS INTO THE ICHAT
CAMERA.
PENNY (CONT'D)
a daughter-in-law!
PENNY EXITS.
DR. KOOTHRAPPALI
FADE OUT.
TAG
FADE IN:
PENNY
PENNY (CONT'D)
KOOTHRAPPALI
(STRAINED) Sorry.
PENNY
FADE OUT.
END OF SHOW