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A tomb. Dim light. Romeo lies dead on the floor, a cup by his hand. Juliet lies sleeping
on the brier, her arms folded on her chest. Shes in a lovely gown.
(She sees his body, gets down from the bier, kneels beside Romeo and discovers that
hes dead. She finds a small bottle clutched in his hand and examines it.)
Juliet raises the dagger, then stops and puts it down in her lap. She takes a deep breath
and raises the dagger again. She stops. She stands up. She looks onto dagger, raises it
Juliet: I dont think so! No, No! No! This is a love story. Master will says it is the
greatest love story of all time. So why do I have to kill myself every night?
What? It is a tragic love story? Ill tell you whats tragic. This is my favourite
dress. And I have to sew up the front for hundreds of times, after soaking it in
cold water to get the steins out. Not to mention the searing pain in my abdomen
every night. Do you know how excruciatingly horrible it is to stab yourself into the
stomach?
And what kind of lame o-plot twist is my making up three seconds after he dies?
Romeo: shhhhhhh!
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Juliet: Dont you shhhhhh me, Mr. Love at First Sight! And Friar John who
doesnt reach Mantua .He was delayed supposedly. The masager gets delayed
my foot. If Friar Lawrence needs a man to go with him, why would he enter the
plague stricken house? So why do I have to die every night? Love stories dont
end with funerals. They end with weddings! And people live happily ever after!
What Master Will ? You say you are the greatest playwright in the history? You
cant be that good if everyone can do your plays for free. Its the same thing
every night! Wake up, fall in love, get married, kill myself. Wake up, fall in love,
Juliet pauses.
Juliet: Did I say quit? Did anyone say quit? Im not quitting! I just want a
better story. More love, less death. Im sure that Master Will can figure out a
better story if we just have a little goodwill, ummmmmm? Goodwill? Thank you
for writing in a dagger. Im sure its going to come handy. I wonder if Id like to
Ive seen what happens to Kate in Act 3. Midsummers Night? Do you think
Hermia likes being abandoned in the woods by her boyfriend every night?
No.. Noo No No.. Im Juliet and I want to live .. so Master Will where are