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<font color="#00FF00"> The Simpsons 27x06 </font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Friend With Benefit</font>
Original Air Date on November 8, 2015

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== sync, corrected by <font color=#00FF00>elderman</font> ==
<font color=#00FFFF>@elder_man</font>

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<i>Coming up on</i> Undercover CEO,

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<i>Krusty the clown learns what</i>
<i>it's like to work for himself.</i>

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Pass.

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There comes a time
in everyone's life

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when you need
a little extra help

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getting up from your chair.

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That's why we invented
the Seat-to-Feet Lift Chair,

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which makes getting up
by yourself...
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A thing of the past?

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...a thing of the past!

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Whoo-hoo!

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Wha...? He's... he's up!

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He's up.

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Eleventy-hundred?

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I can't afford that.

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But that chair
would be a lot better

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than the way I get up now.

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Come on...

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Yeah!

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Magic Club!

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Join the Magic Club!

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Want to cut up a banana
without peeling it?
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Join and...

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I'll tell you how.

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It's with a needle and thread!

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I like magic!

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I'm going to take
one of your cards.

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Or did I take 52?

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Do you want to join?

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You could be president!

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Just man the booth.

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I need to go
to the bathroom.

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I'd love to join.

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Honestly, this is the only booth
that doesn't creep me out.

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Hug me! Hug me!

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Hug me!
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I'm Harper.
Just moved here.

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Trying to make friends.

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Lisa.
Always been here.

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Trying to make
friends.

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Well, I've got news
for all of your clubs:

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it's 3:00 p.m., so Willie's
turnin' on the sprinklers!

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<i>Guys,</i>

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I need your advice.

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Season three of anything
is the best.

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Agreed.

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But I wanted advice
for something else.

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It's something I really
need for my well-being,

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but I just don't
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The thing everyone's
doing these days,

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uh, by which I mean
a couple of years ago,

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is to get money
through crowdfunding.

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You thought about that?

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Yes, but what is it?

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Crowdfunding is when
lots of people

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give you small amounts of money

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to help your passion project
come to life.

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Thanks to crowdfunding,
we have Makey Makey computers,

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the 3Doodler pen,

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and Zach Braff's
generation-defining dud

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"Wish I Was Here."

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Well, if there's anything

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that has true wisdom,
it's crowds.

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Hmm.

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Hello, friends.

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Are you sick of "Big Charity"
asking you for money,

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with its free return envelopes

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and annoying black tie dinners?

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Well, I'm here to ask you

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for something different.

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Something simple.

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You can help a man
get back on his feet.

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Dad, what are
you recording?

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Ooh, Lisa.

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Turn to camera and
quickly say "please give."
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Please give.

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Give what?

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Uh, Lisa... eh, well,
we'll fix that in post.

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He didn't even have the money
to fix that in post.

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That is the saddest thing
I've ever seen.

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Well, I suppose
I could spare a little

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for my neighboreeno.

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Will you shut up,
Flanders?!

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Lip zipped.

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I don't give handouts

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to poor people.

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It's not in the spirit
of self-made Americanism,

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as espoused
by Russian weirdo Ayn Rand.
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Dang it!

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We did it, friends.

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Made our goal.

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And now, to reveal the miracle

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that you all made happen...

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That's right.

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You bought me this chair.

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My ass was just lifted

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by a thousand angels.

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We bought him
a chair?

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That lazy lump!

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After I finish this beer
and have a nap,

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I may just call him.

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You gave money
to this idiot?
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It was from my
separate bank account.

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What separate
account?

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Uh... I only use it to pay
for my separate phone.

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You have
a separate phone?

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Um... um... uh...

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<i>Up, down,</i>

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up, down.

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Up, down...

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up, down.

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Good!

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You feel the burning
in your core?

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Oh, yes, I do.

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Mmm.

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Homie, answer the door!

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For the first time in my life,

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I'd be happy to!

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Spend my money on a chair, sir?

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You're a lazy, bald monster.

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Don't be alarmed,
there, Homer.

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We're just gonna
calmly and gently

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destroy that chair!

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No way.

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My chair is now protected
by a human shield.

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Take that, you idiot!

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Lisa...

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the crowdfunding video
you costarred in

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is causing a lot of problems.

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The what-what
I what-whatted in?

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Burn that chair!

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Burn that chair!

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Burn that chair!
Wait a minute.

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That's not the chair.

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What?
Oh. Oh.

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No tip!

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Guess a guy like me

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is never gonna get
the finer things in life.

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What's the point?

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Aw, you poor thing.

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I've never seen you
this unhappy lying down.

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Dad?

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Can you take me to a concert
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Her dad got us
the seats.

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Sure, why not?

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It'll be nosebleed
or obstructed view seats.

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That's all a self-pitying guy
like me ever gets.

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Who's the band?

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They're an adorable
Australian boy band,

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and you can't really understand
what they're saying.

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But who cares?

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I understand.

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That's how I felt
about Crocodile Dundee.

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I will never
forgive you

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for making us see
that third movie.

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Music in a sports arena.

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The acoustics are
gonna be a joke.

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Two tickets
for Homer Simpson.

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Here you go...

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and here are your platinum
V.I.P. wristbands.

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What the...? V.I.P.?

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Oh, this is never coming off!

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Just like the one

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from the last great day
in my life.

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Oh, those muffins.

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And it's all thanks
to Harper's dad.

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Who is this guy?

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Mm.
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Ooh.

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<i>Mi hijo queria ver esto,</i>

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<i>pero no puedo</i>
<i>arrastrarla a mi show.</i>

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Yes, yes, yes.

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Whoa!

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The only platinum
band I have

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is the one that's holding
my skull together.

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Um, through that door.

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Remember when we
were A-list?

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It all went south for me
when I got that D.U.I.

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and said all those things
I secretly believe.

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Doe-eyed Boys!

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Where? Where?
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Maybe one of these four
little wimps will tell me.

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Answer me, wimps!

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That's them.

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The band.

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Hi. I'm Bindi,

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and this is Boz,
McQuarrie and Wodonga.

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Wodonga.

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I'm afraid you
don't belong here.

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Your wristbands are
platinum with stripes.

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You belong...

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in there, braddah!

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Oh, my God!

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Oh!

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Oh, I wish I could
tell you guys

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what's in there,
but you know...

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no stripes.

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Lisa! You made it!

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Homer Simpson?

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I'm Harper's dad.

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And I am so stoked
to meet you!

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My entire life

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has been a journey
toward these seats.

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Who <i>are</i> you?

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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please welcome the new owner
of the Springfield Arena,

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the CEO of J-Cloud
Digital Storage Solutions...
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Mike Jambowski!

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I love this venue!

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Ven-ue! Ven-ue! Ven-ue!

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Venue...

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Venue!

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Hey, you want to fire
a confetti gun, Homer?

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That's the only kind
of gun I've never fired.

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Come on, just point
and squeeze.

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I know that guy.

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Yeah, sure you do,
Uncle Lenny.

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No, he works at
the plant with me.

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Homer something.

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When we harmonize

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 And you look in our eyes

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You'll see it's no surprise

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That we're your Nobel Prize

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'Cause, girl,
you know it's true

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All four of us love you

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Yeah, we do,
yeah, we do, yeah, we do

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Monday I love you

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Tuesday I do, too

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Wednesday that's for me

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Thursday I love thee

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Friday is your day...

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Is this heaven?

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Not quite,
'cause I hate the music.

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Maybe we're not close
enough to the band, huh?

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How about we all just...

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Fantastic!

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The future of music, man!

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Wow!

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Hey, Homer, you want to get
out of here, get a beer?

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Girl, you know it's true

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All four of us love you

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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

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And now a special guest.

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From the Hasbro Channel's
hit sitcom

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<i>Recycle Michael</i>
<i>and the Tin Can Crew,</i>

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inoffensive robot superstar,
Der Zip Zorp.

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Hi, I'm Gus, and I'll be
happy to serve you.

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A friendly bartender?
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This is like being
from North Korea

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and finding out
there's a South Korea.

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Homer, a toast to two
single dads doing their best.

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I'm not a single dad.

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Well, this will just be
a toast to me, then.

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Ooh, whoa,
are you okay?

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Be careful.

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I love you.

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I'm great!

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When I'm happy,
I make holes.

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And when I'm sad,
I buy a hockey team.

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They cost like nothing, man.

268
00:11:53,371 --> 00:11:55,806
And I made $80 million today.
269
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,075
Bam-bam-bam!

270
00:11:58,109 --> 00:11:59,610
You try.
Whoo-hoo!

271
00:11:59,644 --> 00:12:00,677
Bam!

272
00:12:05,817 --> 00:12:08,251
Did I make $80 million?

273
00:12:08,286 --> 00:12:11,355
No, but you made a fool of
the doctor who said you'd die.

274
00:12:11,389 --> 00:12:12,856
Well, he still might!

275
00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:14,024
Not today.

276
00:12:14,058 --> 00:12:17,027
Wow, Mike's daughter
seems really great.

277
00:12:17,061 --> 00:12:18,295
Yeah, but it was weird.

278
00:12:18,329 --> 00:12:19,863
First she was nice to me,

279
00:12:19,897 --> 00:12:22,966
but then when the band came,
she wouldn't let me say a word.

280
00:12:24,836 --> 00:12:26,269
Uh, listen, sweetie.

281
00:12:26,304 --> 00:12:28,271
Let me tell you
a fact of life.

282
00:12:28,306 --> 00:12:31,742
The world is full of wonderful,
priceless experiences,

283
00:12:31,776 --> 00:12:35,479
and I can't give
you any of them.

284
00:12:35,513 --> 00:12:37,314
But this girl can.

285
00:12:37,348 --> 00:12:39,650
So it doesn't matter
if she talks to you,

286
00:12:39,684 --> 00:12:41,652
looks at you

287
00:12:41,686 --> 00:12:44,154
or is disrespectful
to your father.

288
00:12:44,188 --> 00:12:47,958
She is your best friend.

289
00:12:47,992 --> 00:12:50,127
Mm, I don't know.

290
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:55,465
Huh, Harper just invited us
to go see David Copperfield.

291
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,000
Oh, my God!

292
00:12:57,035 --> 00:12:59,870
That's something only
tourists in Vegas get to do!

293
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:04,541
Did you ever sit
in the back of anything?

294
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,243
Just the space shuttle, man.

295
00:13:06,277 --> 00:13:08,979
My one regret is
I was too drunk to drive.

296
00:13:09,013 --> 00:13:11,348
Oh-oh, oh-oh, bam!

297
00:13:11,382 --> 00:13:12,916
Bam on that one.

298
00:13:12,950 --> 00:13:14,685
Okay, ladies, would
each of you tell me

299
00:13:14,719 --> 00:13:16,753
your favorite TV
show and dessert.

300
00:13:16,788 --> 00:13:18,989
Certainly, my favorites are
<i>The Happy Little Elves...</i>

301
00:13:19,023 --> 00:13:20,290
<i>Krusty</i>
and cotton candy.

302
00:13:20,324 --> 00:13:22,826
I was gonna say
what my...

303
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:24,761
Sorry, that's too long
without me talking.

304
00:13:27,298 --> 00:13:28,699
So what do I do now?!

305
00:13:28,733 --> 00:13:29,966
Don't worry.
Harper?

306
00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:32,002
What's your favorite
starving wild animal?

307
00:13:32,036 --> 00:13:34,037
Crocodile?
308
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,442
What's the trick here?!

309
00:13:39,143 --> 00:13:40,977
I'm so happy.

310
00:13:41,012 --> 00:13:43,213
Marge, do you know
what it's like

311
00:13:43,247 --> 00:13:46,783
to have a man take care
of your every need?

312
00:13:46,818 --> 00:13:49,886
I've thought about it a lot,
but no.

313
00:13:49,921 --> 00:13:51,121
How come you're so quiet?

314
00:13:51,155 --> 00:13:52,856
Did he switch your brain
with a rabbit's?

315
00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:55,592
'Cause that means somewhere
there is one annoying rabbit.

316
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,094
Shut up.

317
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,863
I just keep thinking about
the way Harper cut me off.

318
00:13:59,897 --> 00:14:01,598
It's kind of weird.

319
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,167
Yeah, that was
kind of weird.

320
00:14:04,202 --> 00:14:05,535
I'd have said
something for sure,

321
00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:06,870
but my mouth was full
of truffle popcorn.

322
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,974
Mike just invited our family

323
00:14:11,008 --> 00:14:13,944
to spend next week
on their private island!

324
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,979
Wow, a whole week.

325
00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:17,514
Too bad the kids
have school.

326
00:14:17,548 --> 00:14:19,182
Marge, please.

327
00:14:19,217 --> 00:14:20,717
Lisa's not gonna fall behind

328
00:14:20,752 --> 00:14:22,886
and Bart's not gonna catch up.

329
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,222
We do not want
our kids spoiled.

330
00:14:25,256 --> 00:14:27,090
Yeah, okay.

331
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:29,926
Maybe this is where
this thing should stop.

332
00:14:37,568 --> 00:14:38,902
Hello?

333
00:14:38,936 --> 00:14:40,470
This is Principal
Seymour Skinner.
334
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,572
We're calling parents,
starting with you,

335
00:14:42,607 --> 00:14:45,475
to let them know that school
has been canceled next week.

336
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,745
Hmm, did that rich dad
buy you off?

337
00:14:50,047 --> 00:14:52,983
Seymour Skinner is not for sale.

338
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,988
The bread is in the oven.

339
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,323
Lisa, Lisa, wait!

340
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,425
I'm so glad you guys
are coming with us.

341
00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:03,693
So...

342
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:06,463
I got you a friendship present.

343
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,801
A new bike?

344
00:15:10,835 --> 00:15:13,637
Uh, that's so nice of you.

345
00:15:13,671 --> 00:15:16,173
35 gears,
Tiffany crystal bell.

346
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,644
And the latest
anti-theft device.
347
00:15:20,678 --> 00:15:22,813
You're not Lisa Simpson.

348
00:15:22,847 --> 00:15:24,481
Okay, what's the story?

349
00:15:24,515 --> 00:15:26,049
This we show up for.

350
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,585
Harper, this bike is wonderful.

351
00:15:28,619 --> 00:15:30,253
Too wonderful.

352
00:15:30,288 --> 00:15:33,390
It just wouldn't be right
for me to accept it.

353
00:15:33,424 --> 00:15:35,559
You'd rather have
<i>your</i> crappy bike?

354
00:15:35,593 --> 00:15:39,062
Look, Harper, this may be
crappy, but it's my bike.

355
00:15:39,096 --> 00:15:41,832
My dad assembled it
on Christmas day.

356
00:15:41,866 --> 00:15:44,801
Which is why I have to pedal
backwards to go forwards.

357
00:15:44,836 --> 00:15:46,570
But still, I love this!

358
00:15:46,604 --> 00:15:49,105
Uh, I didn't realize
getting you the best bike

359
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:51,641
you ever saw
would make you so mad.
360
00:15:51,676 --> 00:15:53,476
I'm not mad,
I just think this is...

361
00:15:53,511 --> 00:15:54,678
Just what?

362
00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:56,379
Don't appreciate
what I did for you?

363
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,682
Why do you always
interrupt me like that?

364
00:15:58,716 --> 00:16:00,517
That's not how friends...
Uh, I think I know how friends are.

365
00:16:00,551 --> 00:16:02,185
How would you like it if I
interrupted you all the time?

366
00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:03,687
I could've been friends
with anybody--

367
00:16:03,721 --> 00:16:04,921
Janey, Sherri, Terri,
You wouldn't like it all, would you?

368
00:16:04,956 --> 00:16:06,596
Hubert Wong, Wendy Wang.
No, you wouldn't.

369
00:16:06,624 --> 00:16:08,391
Interrupt, interrupt, interrupt, interrupt!
That girl with freckles

370
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,226
only on one side of her face.

371
00:16:09,227 --> 00:16:10,490
Could you please,
just for once, not interrupt me?!

372
00:16:10,494 --> 00:16:12,362
Whoa, sweet bike.

373
00:16:12,396 --> 00:16:13,864
You can have it!

374
00:16:13,898 --> 00:16:15,298
Even sweeter.

375
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,933
As soon as I put some
training wheels on this,

376
00:16:16,968 --> 00:16:20,370
I'll be the coolest kid ever.

377
00:16:20,404 --> 00:16:22,572
Oh! Too fast!

378
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:31,581
You can put that stuff away,
'cause the trip is off.

379
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,350
Well, where are we going
with Harper?

380
00:16:33,384 --> 00:16:35,252
Nowhere, 'cause we're
not friends anymore.

381
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,753
D'oh!

382
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,274

383
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:51,318
You owe me
a Caribbean vacation, Lisa!

384
00:16:51,319 --> 00:16:52,719
St. Croix or better.

385
00:16:52,754 --> 00:16:55,722
Lisa, sweetie,
I just want to understand.

386
00:16:55,746 --> 00:16:57,514
You got in a fight with her

387
00:16:57,548 --> 00:17:00,383
because she tried
to give you a new bike?!

388
00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:02,152
But she was so
condescending!

389
00:17:02,186 --> 00:17:04,621
Yeah, she was "kinda sending"
you a new bike.

390
00:17:04,655 --> 00:17:07,591
Can you all please
get out of my room?

391
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,594

392
00:17:10,628 --> 00:17:12,028
Let's not let our little girls'

393
00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:13,663
not liking each other

394
00:17:13,698 --> 00:17:15,632
stand in the way of
their being friends.

395
00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:17,133
Come to the island, man.

396
00:17:17,168 --> 00:17:18,535
We have everything there,

397
00:17:18,569 --> 00:17:20,837
except for trunks
your size-- ha!

398
00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:22,606
You still want us to come?
399
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,140
Oh, kids fight
all the time.

400
00:17:24,175 --> 00:17:26,376
They're not in control
of themselves like we are.

401
00:17:26,410 --> 00:17:28,411
Damn, that is
a beautiful sunset!

402
00:17:28,446 --> 00:17:30,947
Damn! Damn! Aah!

403
00:17:30,982 --> 00:17:33,016
Whew, now we'll meet
you on the island

404
00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:36,119
and the only problem will
be the sand in our whatevers.

405
00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:41,291
Sweetie, we really
appreciate this.

406
00:17:41,325 --> 00:17:43,627
And your brother,
well, he's...

407
00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:44,995
Where is your brother?

408
00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:46,263
Hey, a whale.

409
00:17:46,297 --> 00:17:47,497
Oh, it's Homer.

410
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:51,902
Oh, I'll show you!

411
00:17:51,936 --> 00:17:54,371
Hey, sharks,
here's some chum!

412
00:17:58,943 --> 00:18:00,644
Welcome to Jambowski Island.

413
00:18:00,678 --> 00:18:02,545
Formerly Haiti.

414
00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:08,184
I'm really glad
you came, Lisa.

415
00:18:08,219 --> 00:18:09,619
Thanks for having us.

416
00:18:09,654 --> 00:18:12,355
Now, Homer, I got you
a special surprise.

417
00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:14,557
A beach lift chair!

418
00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:16,493
The laziest thing there is.

419
00:18:16,527 --> 00:18:17,727
Aw.

420
00:18:35,112 --> 00:18:37,447

421
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,494
Suckers!

422
00:18:58,869 --> 00:19:02,439
Underneath the mango tree

423
00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:07,577
Me honey and me
can watch for the moon

424
00:19:07,611 --> 00:19:10,213
Underneath the mango tree

425
00:19:10,247 --> 00:19:14,751
 Me honey and me
make boolooloop soon.

426
00:19:14,785 --> 00:19:17,120
Harper flipped a sea
turtle on its back!

427
00:19:17,154 --> 00:19:19,022
My beach,
my turtle!

428
00:19:19,056 --> 00:19:20,957
Why is everything
yours?!

429
00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:24,027
Oh, why do you kids have
to argue all the time?

430
00:19:24,061 --> 00:19:26,096
'Cause she wants things
her way

431
00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:28,164
instead of the right way.

432
00:19:28,199 --> 00:19:31,334
Homer, help me out here.

433
00:19:31,369 --> 00:19:32,969
No, no, with the girls.

434
00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:35,438
Just tell your kid to let
my kid have her way this time.

435
00:19:35,473 --> 00:19:37,474
And every other time.

436
00:19:37,508 --> 00:19:39,042
Dad...

437
00:19:39,076 --> 00:19:41,711
I think you have a
choice to make here.

438
00:19:50,121 --> 00:19:52,722
It's time I stood up
for myself.

439
00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:57,927
Harper, I know I shouldn't say
this on your private island,

440
00:19:57,962 --> 00:20:00,263
but you're kind of spoiled.

441
00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:02,298
That's right.

442
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,000
You don't deserve Lisa.

443
00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:06,102
There's nothing I
love more than her.

444
00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:08,471
She's the sun, the moon
and the other thing to me.

445
00:20:08,506 --> 00:20:10,407
Thank you.

446
00:20:10,441 --> 00:20:12,108
And we don't have to
be on the same island

447
00:20:12,143 --> 00:20:13,977
with people who push
my little girl around.

448
00:20:14,011 --> 00:20:15,178
Let's go, Marge.

449
00:20:15,212 --> 00:20:17,580
Now? I just got up.

450
00:20:17,615 --> 00:20:18,748
Now, please!

451
00:20:18,783 --> 00:20:20,050
If you leave this island,

452
00:20:20,084 --> 00:20:21,351
you're not taking the yacht.

453
00:20:21,385 --> 00:20:22,419
Oh, no.

454
00:20:22,453 --> 00:20:24,287
You're taking a limo
to the private jet,

455
00:20:24,321 --> 00:20:26,322
which is flying you
straight home.

456
00:20:26,357 --> 00:20:29,292
Then so be it.
Hmph.

457
00:20:35,966 --> 00:20:37,767
I know how you feel, buddy.

458
00:20:40,315 --> 00:20:42,733
Oh, I better sit down.
Where can I sit?

459
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:45,752
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<font color=#00FFFF>@elder_man</font>

460
00:20:45,753 --> 00:20:48,587
Dad, what you said
was really nice.

461
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:52,391
And believe me, we're much
better off, off that island.

462
00:20:52,426 --> 00:20:54,526
I know.

463
00:20:54,561 --> 00:20:56,528
Good-bye, crystal-clear lagoon.

464
00:20:56,563 --> 00:20:59,464
Good riddance, pink sand beach.

465
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,766
Good-bye, swim-up movie theater

466
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:04,669
that was going to show
<i>Back to the Future.</i>

467
00:21:04,705 --> 00:21:06,471
Good-bye, sweet liquors

468
00:21:06,507 --> 00:21:09,274
that didn't let Marge
know I was drunk.

469
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:10,442
Good-bye, snorkeling

470
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,277
and Jet-Skiing

471
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:15,447
and other things I never tried.

472
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,982
Good-bye, obese natives

473
00:21:17,017 --> 00:21:19,217
that made me feel fit.

474
00:21:19,253 --> 00:21:21,853
Good-bye, Bart. Bart?!

475
00:21:25,068 --> 00:21:27,001
Shh!