1 A man is walking down a country road with no street lights and no houses with

lights on near. A car is speeding around the road with no headlights on and does not have a loud engine,
coming closer to the man the car passes without hitting him how?

2 The one who makes it sells it.

The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it. What is it?

3 The beginning of eternity

The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place

4 A man and his son were in a terrible accident, the man died. The son was rushed
into emergency surgery. The doctor walked into the room looked down at the boy and said "I can't operate
on this boy, he's my son". Who was the doctor?

5 If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only
have one match, so what do you light first?

6 Maggie Mathematical has five sons. One is called Alpha, another is called Beta,
the third is called Gamma and the fourth is called Fred. What is the fifth son's name.

7 Can you read this? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me

8 There is a room with no doors, no widows, nothing and a man is hung from the ceiling and a puddle of
water is on the floor. How did he die?

9 There are ten people in a house. Everybody wants to make a hand shake with only people shorter than
himself. Assume everybody is different in height. How many hand shakes are made?

10 2 mothers and 2 daughters walk into a pet store. They see 3 kittens. Somehow all of them walk out
with one. How does this happen?

11 Jim and his mum and dad went out in the rain on their holiday but only two of them
got their hair wet. Why?

12 Napoleon and Josephine are lying dead on the floor in a pool of water. The only other
thing noticeable in the room is that the French doors are wide open and the curtains are flapping. How did
they die?
13 How could the 22nd and 24th U.S. Presidents have the same parents, but werent brothers.
14 There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived.
How is this possible?
1 It's day time.
2 A coffin
3 letter e
4 the boys mother
5 the match!
6 What. 'What is the fifth son's name' is a statement - so the fifth son's name
is What!
7 Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me!
8 he was standing on a block of ice and it melted.
9 0, because a taller person wants to shake hands with a shorter person. But the
shorter person doesn't want to shake hands with him.
10 There is the grandma who is a mother The mom who is a mother and a daughter
And the daughter who is the daughter! 2 daughters and 2 mothers
11 his father was completely bald.
12 Josephine and Napoleon are goldfish. there was a storm and their bowl was
blown down.
13 he was elected twice (Grover Cleveland)
14 they were married