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Oh no! Last week Rolando failed to enter his picks in time, leaving him with a big fat zero. Meanwhile
Matty-Y continued his surge, going an impressive 5-1 to make him the new leader at 59-42. I lost a
chance to jump Rolando into second, with my Grinch picks going an unimpressive 2-4 to bring my season
total to 52-49.
Last week’s C’mon Man Moment goes to Powell, who started a 0.52 Andy Dalton and left a 40.36 Eli
Manning on his bench. That kind of move is how you end up in The Sacko in the first place! Last week’s
Pickup of the Week goes to Matty-Y, whose pickup of Robbie Gould netted him a fantastic 29 fantasy
points…from a kicker!
With that in mind…If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more
surprised than if CJ somehow pulls this one out.. SKillz That Killz with the W and the title!
You see kids, this is what our forefathers did. They walked out onto the fantasy grid-iron and they
fought for that special Loser’s bracket title and they claimed it with their bare hands. Fortunately for
Chris, Matt can’t find his Rodgers, can’t feel his cooks, and traded away his Bell & Brady, essentially
freezing his fantasy team from the waste down.
But what’s that sound? Do you hear it? I sound of a Mike Jones-driven dump truck destroying what
remains of Kyle’s piddly fantasy team. Remember the 5 D’s!