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08/02/01
Madsoc
Sewage, Again
By Reuben Thompson
Political Editor
The last few weeks have not
exactly been the easiest for the
accommodation office. Equally,
many people feel that certain
aspects of the sewage related
problems in Guildford and Stag Hill
Courts were not dealt with particu-
larly efficiently or generally that
well.
For those of you who have been
living on Mars (or Hazel Farm) for
the last few weeks, the first prob-
lem was in Stag Hill 29 where
sewage back flowed into rooms in
the lower part of the building. The
residents were moved permanent-
ly to University Court. Next,
Clandon in Guildford Court experi-
enced similar but allegedly unrelat-
ed problems and its residents were
moved out to Uni court and Hazel
Farm. Many were unhappy with
this and were subsequently moved
to the now clean Stag Hill block,
after deciding that they wanted to
remain living together as a group.
Finally, last Saturday evening, a
group of students in Friary, higher
up Guildford Court, noticed a back
flow problem in two bedroom sinks
which was reported but ignored.
Later on, the problem worsened
and moved to the kitchen sink and
a plumber was despatched who
dealt with the problem before it
became too serious.
With all this sewage reappearing,
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it was time for some serious
answers, so barefacts’ intrepid
team braved the rain to find
accommodation boss, Richard
Paxton. First of all, he was asked
what happened at the weekend?
“There was a small, localised prob-
lem, local to Friary. We have no
idea what caused it.” But was this
connected to any of the previous
sewage problems? “It is an isolat-
ed problem— we don’t know.”
Realistically, however, the ques-
tion that everyone, affected and
unaffected, wants answered is
whether the sewage problem was
now sorted, especially considering
the continuing sewage problems in
Guildford as a whole. When I
posed this to Paxton, he was far
from equivocal, saying “Removing
plastic bags proved difficult. We
have taken all possible steps to
remove the drain problem, but it
would be foolish to give guaran-
tees.” When pushed on whether
assessment of sewage risk to all
university buildings had been
made, he had to answer that no
such steps had been taken by
Estates and Buildings who hold
responsibility for such things.
Another criticism that was made
was that only one member of staff
was on call at the time and that
she knew very little about on-cam-
pus accommodation, leading to
delays. Paxton sought to reassure
students that “ordinarily there is a
whole team on call, including
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myself, it was exceptionally unusu-
al.” But have those students affect-
ed been compensated for their
trouble? “Students have received
a letter. We feel that issue has now
been resolved, with the Union’s
help. Some students have
received some small compensa-
tion for material loss, but its not our
business to compensate people
for trouble or the trauma of a
move.” In the accommodation
office’s favour, it should be noted
that all sewage affected students
have now been offered at least
one week’s rent as compensation,
except for those who moved to
University Court, who gain from Richard Paxton, Accommodation Office
the improvement in room at the
same price.
Finally, what have we learnt from
the past few weekends? “Not that
much since it was an unusual
problem. I have been here eleven
years and I have only seen two
other sewage problems of this
magnitude; one of those was in
Stag Hill Reception, so it didn’t
even affect students directly.” But if
another problem arises, can you
rehouse students? “Our aim in that
situation is to minimise disruption
to students. If there is a flood in
Uni Court this evening, affecting a
few rooms, we know we can
rehouse the people.”
One of the many incidents last week
Sabbatical Elections
2001
The nominations are in for
his year Sabbatical elections Monday 12th Feb
and what a year it is. This year VP Sports, VP Education &
we have sixteen candidates Welfare, VP Finance &
running for the positions with Development.
only one position uncontested.
If you want to find out more on Thursday 15th Feb
why they want to becoem a VP Societies & Culture, VP
sabbatical then turn to the Communications & Marketing
election special pages, p7-19. & President
This is not the only place you
can see what they have to say Also this year we have the
but you also have a chance to NUS referendum, where you
ask them your own questions have the decision on whether
at HUSTINGS in week 5. or not USSU re-affliates to
There will be two nights for the NUS next year.
candidates and are as follows;
n Lifestyle 26 n Sport 27-28
 2 News 08/02/01

Editorial of a certain 2 edi-

tors of the paper
last week relating
Editorial Team Hello, and welcome to the 1001th issue of barefacts to a comment they
and see - I didn’t change the name! made. They have
Editor
Editor now been severely
Kevin Marston Anyway, first things first. I would like to apologise to reprimanded and
all the people who stayed around until 5pm last will be doing
Thursday to receive barefacts only to find that it still coummunity serv-
Deputy
Deputy Editor
Editor
hadn’t arrived. This was due to the courier being ice for the Union -
Anthony McDonagh
delayed in traffic on route by the accident on the the i.e. tidying my
M25. SO, by sods law our 1000th issue was a tad late office and giving
Production
Production Editor
Editor
- 7.02pm to be precise. out flyers over the
Marshall Mathers
next month.
News
News Team
Team Film
Film Editors
Editors I think you would all agree that the 1000th issue was
Mike Rolfe Libby Hurt pretty damn good so thanks again to all the writers Good luck to all the
and the team. candidates running
Political
Political Editor
Editor Science
Science Editor
Editor in the elections
Reuben Thompson Nick Walsh As you maybe aware the sabbatical elections have and remember to
started this week so have a read of the candidate’s vote in week 6 for
Sports manifestos and pop along to hustings next week to who you want to
Features
Features Editor
Editor Sports Editor
Editor
Dave Chapman see what they really have to say. Of course, barefacts see in the sabb
David Abbott roles next year.
will be reporting on the event so look out for the
Marketing weekly updates on news, gossip and interviews with
Music
Music Editor
Editor Marketing Team
Team Kev
Ali Danby the candidates and election officers.
Owen Hazelby
Ellen van Keulen
Oh, on another note I do apologise for the behaviour
Arts
Arts Editor
Editor
Vacant Proof
Proof Reader
Reader
Duncan Hamilton
...News In Brief...News In Brief...News
Contributors
Contributors definitely unfair to people who lose their licence or get
Guildford Crime Crackdown
Emma Van-Huysse points.
OFU Team “Someone who is stopped will feel great resentment
Surrey police are cracking down on crime in
Music Team when others are able to break the law with impunity. It
Guildford by threatening to ban yobs from the town.
The Sports lot for their articles may be a bit harsh on the driver concerned, but some-
Over 300 letters were sent out this week by police, to
and that’s about that one has to step in and say that we cannot accept this
those who have committed violent or public disorder
offences. The messages warmed that they were in sort of behaviour.”
danger of being served an Anti-Social Behaviour Tory counsellor Terry Dicks highlighted the issue at
Order (ASBO). last weeks Surrey County Council meeting. Hearing
ABSO’s may be taken out on persistent offenders to the latest news he said, “I think this action is quite
curb their actions. It can forbid someone from drinking right. The driver should be prosecuted - but it is the
in public, from entering licensed premises, or even responsibility of the chief constable. He says he has
from being in the centre of Guildford altogether. taken full responsibility, but what does that mean? He
The 1998 Crime and Disorder Act created the should not have been asleep if he could not trust the
ABSO. Disobeying their directions can result in a driver not to go over the speed limit.” He added: “He
heavy prison sentence. Violent crime rose by 4% in should say ‘it’s a fair cop’ - why doesn’t he offer to pay
Guildford last year and police felt compelled to act. A £1,000 to charity.”
total of 1,006 violent offences were reported in the Surrey Police would not comment on the case.
local division between April and December 2000.
Six notorious villains were given ABSO’s last year.
barefacts One man had been Free Condoms from Brazil & Nightline
Union House, University Of Surrey arrested 103 times since
Guildford, Surrey, GU2 7XH 1993 for alcohol, vio- Nightline proudly re-launched its free condom serv-
lence and disorder ice this week. The student run welfare service has just
Tel: 01483 879275 offences. Since received a new supply of contraceptives and can now
Fax: 01483 534749 December he has been advertise its emergency service with confidence. A
email: barefacts@surrey.ac.uk banned from the spokesperson said: “We give out two condoms per
Guildford between 20:00 caller to try and prevent unwanted pregnancies as well
Deadline for Publication and 6:00 for two years. as the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.” He
Monday 12pm Another person has not added “We’ve always offered this service but the new
committed any further delivery means we now have enough to last the year,
offences, while three of as long as campus doesn’t get too randy on
Submissions the six are now behind Valentines Day at least!”
preferably on disk / email in Word 6.0 Format, bars for more serious Nightline is located behind Wey House in Surrey
Text in Arial, size 9 font crimes. The last person Court and is funded by the Students’ Union as an
is now attending a reha- amenity. Susie Westall the Education and Welfare
barefacts is an editorially independent newspaper, published by the University of Surrey Students' Union Communications Office.
bilitation centre. Sabbatical used her budget to help Nightline pay £200
The views expressed within the paper are those of individual authors, and do not necessarily Guildford’s MP, Nick St for over 300 condoms.
represent the views of the Editor, the Editorial Board, the University of Surrey Students' Union
or the University of Surrey.
Aubyn, supported the
principle of ASBOs, but Meanwhile in Brazil authorities are planning to give
This publication may not be reproduced in whole or in part, stored in any form, copied or distributed, without the express permission
of the publisher. said that 5-year jail terms away 20 million condoms for free. A spokesman said
Nick St. Aubyn MP
All submissions must include the author's name and Union or Staff Number. Submission is no guarantee of publication. for breaking the rules that the coming week-long, carnival season is “a time
Anonymous and Pseudonymous articles will not be published.
barefacts reserves the right to edit submissions.
was “going over the top”. of year when happiness and alcohol mix and people
sometimes forget about protection,”
Printed by In the Brazils continuing battle against AIDS the
East End Offset (TU), Bow, London, E3 3LT Speeding Catches Up With Police Drive r Health Ministry will also hand out 10 million condom
shaped masks, so that “condoms are on people’s
© USSU Communications Office 2000
The chauffeur of Surrey Police’s Chief Constable will minds.” The masks will also be useful as cardboard
be prosecuted for speeding after all. As BF reported fans to help stave off the steamy summer heat.
last week, the driver was caught travelling 28mph over 4.02 million condoms will be distributed in Sao
the limit on the A3 through Guildford. Chief Denis Paulo, easily Brazil’s largest state. Rio de Janeiro will
O’Connor was asleep in the back seat as traffic patrol get 3.13 million. The South American country has
officers quickly waved the car on when they stopped 191,000 cases of HIV registered, one of the highest in
it. the world. However as a percentage of the population
Zoe Stow, chair of RoadPeace is to bring a private this is very low. HIV affects 0.6% of Brazilian adults,
prosecution against the civilian driver, Terry Pinch. compared with 25% in South Africa.
The charity for victims of road accidents said that let- “We want to keep expanding the fight against AIDS
ting Pinch get away with the offence was “a slap in the and keep the numbers down,” the spokesman said.
face for people who have been campaigning for better
enforcement.” She said, “If an ordinary driver was
doing that speed the driver would have been prose-
cuted. It is an appalling example for other drivers and
 08/02/01 News & Competitions
Offsite Rent Scheme
Hurray it’s competition time again. Just a short one from me this week, lack of space and all that. So I’ll cut The Off-Site rent scheme
down on my usual vacuous twaddle by getting straight on with last week’s winners. has now distributed
Congratulations to Emma Owen who walks away with £75 Topman vouchers and to Ben Sidders and almost £100,000.00 of
Simon Blackwell who picked up £25. They were correct in noticing that week 2 was Rag Week. Well done
also to VIP passes winner Tom Coburn who noticed that last week’s issue was 1000th (which is something the University’s Hardship
our Sport’s ed Chops failed to notice). The Boy George tickets went to Rob Parrott, who told us that the DJ Fund allocation for
was the lead singer of Culture Club. Finally the FNO tickets went to Simon Blackwell who decided that FNO 2000/01. This money has
should stand for Fundamentally Nothing Original (played by the DJ).
All entries for this week’s competitions to be in by 6pm Monday 12th February to barefacts@surrey.ac.uk. been paid to all eligible
students with rents of
£55.00 and above, who
Win Posters & T-Shirt applied to the scheme
and provided suitable evi-
Don’t know why but I seem to have aquired loads of posters recently: Hannibal, Castaway, Smirnoff. So do dence before 7th
you fancy winning all of them AND a Studentwheels.com t-shirt. Thought you might, well here is your chance: February 2001.
How many sabbatical positions are up for election in week 7? Please note that, as the
fund is now exhausted,
0 no further applications for
6
928 payments from the Off-
Site rent scheme can be
accepted. Also, I regret
3
that it will not be possible
to make any payment to
those students who have
already applied to the
scheme but whose rent
was less than the cut off
level of £55.00 per week.
Should you be in severe
financial hardship you
should consult the
Student Advice &
Information Service who
can be contacted at their
offices in Wey House,
Surrey Court or by phone
ex 9261 or e-mail
Student-Advice@sur-
rey.ac.uk.

Win FNO tickets

Six guest list tickets to FNO on Friday 16th February could be yours if you complete this phrase in the most
apt witty and original way possible. Good luck!

Blind Date
I should be so lucky………

Application form
All answers given will remain confidential

1) Name:

2) Age:

3) Contact Number:

4) E-mail address:

5) Course:

6) Year of study:

USSU’S VERY OWN ‘BLIND DATE’!! 7) Please list any hobbies/interests you have:

Valentine’s day will shortly be upon us once again, great

8) What would your ideal 'blind date' match be like?
if you have someone to share the romance with…..a bit
of a non-event if you don’t. Well no need to despair if you
haven’t got a meal booked at that little Italian restaurant,
or the trip to Paris isn’t quite happening this year, your
caring student’s Union is playing cupid by hosting its very
9) In 10-20 words convince us why we should pick you
own version of that tv classic ‘Blind Date’ and it’s guaran-
teed to be a lorra, lorra fun (sorry, couldn’t resist). We are
after volunteers to take part, not only could they win a fan-
tastic date, they may also meet the girl/boy of their
dreams. Bare Facts will meet up with the couples after
their dates to find out how they got on………
10) Do you have a 'party piece'/ hidden talent? (is so what is it?)
Entry is open to all (though the lack of a girl/boyfriend is
kind of an essential), application forms can be obtained
from the main union reception. So, come on and take part
in what definitely promises to be a great night, and who
11) Would you prefer to ask or answer the questions on the
knows who you may meet……
night?
 4 Your Emails & Greensoc 08/02/01

Your Emails

To: barefacts To: barefacts

From: Name supplied
Subject: Hazel Farm Bus
Cc:
Dear Barefacts,
Last Sunday I waited for the Hazel
Farm bus at 5:10, and waited and wait-
ed... By 5:40 there was still no bus and
the pouring rain had made everyone
both very cold and very wet (there was
insufficient room in the shelter for the
20+ of us). A couple of union minibuses
were sent when some people alerted
them to the situation. Full credit to
those driving the minibuses but the sit-
uation should never have happened in
the first place. Perhaps the union and
university services should review their
dealings with a company who clearly do
not care about their customers.
(name supplied)
Please send all responses to emails
to barefacts not the author.
If you would like to write a letter then
please send them to
barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
From: Name supplied
Subject: Hazel Farm Bus
Cc:
Dear Barefacts,
I would again like to take issue with the views of Alex Stanway.
His proposal for primary education is particularly laughable, he states
that it "could be funded by parents, charitable organisations and any-
one else who chooses to fund it". What if parents can't afford the edu-
cation, maybe if they are seperated or have more than one child, do
we really want to keep education for those that can afford it due to
their fortunate circumstances? Charities are already stretched and
putting the extra burden of the nation's education is obviously not a
very good idea. The final comment shows to me the true depth of
Alex's perception and thought, he might as well say that Britain could
afford to build a tunnel to America if someone just wanted to pay for
it. He also seems to believe that in the face of adversity solutions will
just materialise out of nowhere. If this were really true and innovative
solutions came about due to need the world would be in a much bet-
ter state than it is. Innovation needs creative people and they don't
just grow on trees.
Alex refers to the "recent dot.com explosion" but fails to remember
that for every successful company there are a multitude of failed
ones. He then uses this example to try and prove how the govern-
ment doesn't operate as a business. Ooh, how profound. My gold-
fish doesn't act like a duck either Alex.
Taxation is not asking for a contribution, it is the price you pay for the
amenities a society grants you. If you don't like it you can move
somewhere with no health service, pension, state education etc. If
you do like it here accept that roads do not repair themselves and
stop moaning, and before you tell me Alex that roads should be tolled
there is only so far you can take it before everything is run by some-
one else and you can't find who's accountable, it is more convenient
to have things run by a central body.
Another of Alex's moot points: if there were no one to teach us
*shock* we could not be educated. No shit.
Just to clear something up, we do not have the right to free speech,
we do not have the right to private property and WE DO NOT HAVE
THE RIGHT TO DO AS WE PLEASE. I believe each of these are self
evident.
Alex asks "Can I sell my right to education?". No, but can he sell his
"right" to freedom of speech, freedom from coercion, to own proper-
ty? No, unless one of those enterprising dot.com companies are now
dealing in "rights".
His final rant is that education is not a right because it is handed down
from above. Rights are handed down from above you fool, I know
that I wasn't born with the Convention of Human Rights tattooed
across my arse. Where do you think it came from? European
Parliament sounds pretty like from above to me!
If anyone is interested the European Convention on Human Rights
can be found at this URL: http://www.hri.org/docs/ECHR50.html
Duncan Hamilton

To: barefacts
From: Name supplied
Subject: Hazel Farm Bus
Cc:
I am the owner/driver of the car you had in barefacts Issue 18 Jan. Luckily I was not seriously injured. I have heard today that a more serious car accident happened last week when
a car was driven into one of those bollards and the car was a right off. Also, the brother of one of the people in my department also drove into a University bollard the day after me
and has whiplash.

That is 3 accidents I know about with the bollards. I wonder how many more there have been? Are these going to be taken out before someone is severly injured?
Perhaps some research on this might not go amiss.

Stormy Weather
by Emma Van-Huysse
Ethics & Environmental Officer
Everyone knows the English love to talk
about the weather – or more accurately,
complain about the weather! But British
windy days could be a very important asset
to the country’s development in terms of
energy resources. Britain has the greatest
wind resource potential in Europe, and could
realistically generate up to three times as
much electricity as we currently use. On a
global scale, the market for wind turbines
has been growing dramatically, and the
overall generating capacity from wind power
rose by 40% last year to reach a total of
almost 14,000 MW.
Improved technology means that modern
wind turbines are more robust, more effi-
cient and make negligible noise, contrary to
common belief. The cost of wind power now
matches that produced by new gas- and
coal-fired power stations. With a blade span
of over 70 metres they are hardly invisible,
but just one of these can generate 1-2 MW -
enough electricity to supply 750-1,500
homes. Germany, Spain and Denmark have
been leading the way for Europe, and so far
England has been lagging shamefully
behind.
The inhibiting factor is planning permis-
sion, which is often refused by local
Councils. However, research has shown
that people living near the few existing wind
farms have very positive feelings towards
them. Advantages of wind energy, apart
from the obvious reduction of pollution from
burning fossil fuels, are that is it totally
renewable and will never run out, mainte-
nance costs are low, the surrounding land
can still be used for animal grazing and crop
growth, there is no risk of nuclear accidents
or other problems associated with nuclear
power generation such as disposal of waste
etc., and by comparison, the aesthetic of a
wind farm is far more elegant and appealing
than a huge grey factory with belching chim-
neys and smoke stacks!
The Government now requires that all
electricity companies generate at least 10%
of their electricity from renewable sources
by 2010, and according to the British Wind
Energy Association, a quarter of this could
be from wind power. Investment in alterna-
tive energy sources has increased recently
due to rebates from the Climate Change
Levy, and £50 million from the National
Lottery New Opportunities Fund. In addition,
public support helps fund renewable energy
– for a slightly higher tariff, many electricity
suppliers offer the consumer the option to
buy ‘green power’.
A few wind farms already exist in England
– one in Cornwall for instance, and Harlock
Hill in Cumbria. Last October the first off-
shore wind farm was completed at Blyth in
Northumberland, providing electricity for
3,000 households. The Department of Trade
and Industry has identified there is huge
commercial potential here which the UK’s
major wind companies are keenly pursuing. schemes rather than continuing to fund fos-
Siting turbines in the oceans could also sil fuel development.
have a positive impact on fish populations 4 If you live off campus, switch to a sup-
by forcing stricter control onto trawlers and plier that supports renewable energy gener-
fishing vessels. ation. Unit[e] supplies 100% of its energy
In the meantime, in order to encourage fur- from renewable sources, but it is more
ther development of wind power, there are a expensive. Research by Friends of the Earth
number of steps you can take. has identified Southern Electric, Norweb
1 Write to Rt. Hon Stephen Byers MP and Scottish Power as the ‘best of the rest’
(Energy Secretary) who announced the green option, with Southern Electric coming
Renewable Obligation requiring the mini- out tops for supporting renewable energy.
mum of 10% renewable energy by 2010. 5 Write to our own Vice-Chancellor Patrick
Express your support for this, but encourage Dowling asking him to switch the
him to increase this figure to 20% (perfectly University’s electricity supplier to Unit[e].
feasible) in order to help combat climate The student environmental group, People
change. The draft regulations are due to and Planet, are about to launch a national
appear in March, so this needs to be done campaign encouraging all universities to use
before 28th February (Secretary of State, green electricity – let UniS be a leader in
Department of Trade and Industry, 1 Victoria this!
Street, London.
SW1).
2 Use banks
that invest in
renewable elec-
tricity sources,
such as Triodos
Bank’s Earth
Saver Account
(call 0500 008
720 for details).
3 Write to the
World Bank
encouraging
them to support
renewable energy
08/02/01 bf Party 5

1000 BF: The Aftermath

Just in case you have been on another planet for the last
week or so, last week was barefact’s 1000th issue (not 100th
as incorrectly printed by our sports editor). You didn’t think
we would let the occasion go without due and proper atten-
tion did you? Well, actually we did, although it wasn’t really
our fault.
The day (Thursday 1st February 2001AD) began with a
champagne lunch, on the editor Kev. This was a notable
event in itself, since our beloved editor is rarely seen open-
ing his wallet for any reason, indeed few people are yet to
see the cobwebs removed from his money holding device.
We were all in our finest evening wear, and awaiting deliv-
ery of the papers so that we may hand deliver them to each
and every KUB on campus.
After lunch in Helyn Rose Bar came the photo opportuni-
ty, and subsequent whining that our camera shy team did
not want to have their mugs recorded on film for future pros- The team Where’s did the editor go?
perity. Then we waited…… and waited……and waited a bit
more. You see the papers were meant to arrive at 4:30pm,
slightly later than usual I grant you but it was a very large
and may I say crammed full of fantastic features that should
be read again and again issue. However, it the fine tradition
of Mr. Sod and his equally wonderful law, there was a crash
on the M25 and your fantastic read was stuck on the infa-
mous ring-road with nowhere to go, alone, scared, with an
overwhelming feeling of being unloved.
At about 7:00pm we decided to give up the ghost. We
went our separate ways back to our respective humble
abodes, to change into attire more suited to the day. At
7:02pm, Mr. Sod struck again and the papers arrived, slight-
ly wet, shocked and bruised from their encounter but still
there to tell the tale. It was now late; we were all tired, so
instead of the intended hand delivering, we just did the usual
and left them in Court Receptions. Sorry.
The intended party in the evening also took a nose-dive
amid a series of ‘It’s on’ ‘It’s off’ rumors. Well, in the end it
was on but only a relatively small number of people turned The Sub Editors ahhhhh, Champayne
up for the indie-cheese set, so we’ll gloss over that part too.

Now what’s he reading Ahh, the rest of the team arrive after they got changed Rich W having a quiet thought or two

be heard
USSU Communications
 6 Guys & Dolls
The Guy is only doing it for some Doll!!
By Anthony McDonagh
Deputy Editor
The week before any production
begins is an incredibly stressful
time for all concerned. More so if
you happen to be the director of
what is widely expected to be the
best UniS musical for many year.
Barefacts managed to catch up
with the man in charge, Jeremy
Elman, just days before opening
night.
“Guys & Dolls is a story about a
gambler who makes a bet with a
friend that he can’t take a certain
girl out on a date. On top of that
the friend runs to an undercover
crap game (a card game) and to
ensure his seat at the game he
has to promise to marry his girl-
friend. There are also other gam-
bling gangsters running around
New York supplying further sub-
plots,” began Jeremy as he tried
to explain a very complex plot.
This is the second year as direc-
tor for Jeremy, the first being
Madsoc’s (or G&S as they were
then) production of Chess. “Guys
& Dolls has been easier to direct
than Chess, the cast is stronger
than three years ago; I am more
experienced now and with this
experience I have been able to
organise the crew a great deal
better. Plus, Guys is a much more
light-hearted musical than Chess.
“I would describe my directing
style as very laid back, trying to let
things flow and only interrupting
when things start going the wrong
way. I like to let the cast have
some free reign.”
So why on earth would he want
to put himself through the torture
of directing a second musical, “I
really enjoy doing it, so much so I
08/02/01
want to do it as a career. I am hop- Hot Box Girls
ing to get into ‘Mount View’ Drama
School to do a Masters in Theatre
Directing after graduating from my
Retail Management degree here.”
Much has been made of the rift
between Jeremy and cheorogra-
pher Rebecca Reid, who also has
a small part in the play as a Hot
Box Girl, “It’s not so much a con-
flict as just a difference of opinion.
Rebecca wants the show to
resemble more of a Broadway
showbiz style musical, whereas I Jeremy Elman - Director
would prefer the show to be more
realistic and show the dark under-
tones of the gangster. In the end
we managed to compromise, it’s
just about finding mutual ground.”
Jeremy was also keen to thank
other members of the production
team, “Roland Heap, the stage
manager, has been excellent and
has a really good crew behind
him. The musical director Rachel
Hackett has used her excellent
technical knowledge to the full by
producing amazing singing from
the cast, particularly with some of
the harmonies.”
Lastly, Jeremy spoke of
Madsoc’s plans for the next few
The Cast
months, “We still run workshops
every Wednesday, and we are
hoping for something else to take
place, possibly a serious drama,
but we’re open to ideas.”
So if you fancy a bit of Guys &
Dolls pop on down to the Electric
Theatre!!
Running till Saturday 10th
February 2001
Logan Hiller Adam Jakeway Spencer Theobald Lisa Widdows

Luke Hickey Tristan O’Dwyer Andrew Thomas James Buller

Mark Godfrey Philip Hawtin Richard Beltran John Geeson

Mark Limbrick Simon Chappell David Civil Denise Goodwin

8 Elections 08/02/01

Your Union? Your Voice!

That’s right; the Students’ Union.
Your Students’ Union: that multitag-
onal building near The One That
Looks Like Titanic. Does some good
stuff. Cheap drinks. Busy nightclub.
But that’s not actually what the
Union’s all about. The real purpose
of the SU is making sure your point
of view is
listened to by the University, provid-
ing welfare support, academic
advice, co-ordinating sports and
social activity; publications, commu-
nications, etc. However, all this can’t
happen by itself, which is where the
Sabbatical team step in. They are a
group of six elected representatives
each responsible for a different
aspect of Union functioning.
Sabbatical elections give you the chance to do just that – whether you’re standing for election, running some-
body’s campaign, or one of the thousands being canvassed at, if you’re a full member of the Students’ Union,
you’ve the right to vote in these elections.
The people elected will be influencing your life here over the next year, in terms of how well the Union’s run and
how you’re represented both at University and at a national level. Your vote is important. Please use it!
So, the fight has begun for the new positions that could decide our future as members of the USSU. With the
candidates now announced and the verbal campaigns already begun the race is on to find new people to take
on positions from President to VP of Sports. Speeches are being written as we speak and poor friends are
having to listen to them yet again as we wait to see who will take over from our current lot.
Hustings begin this Monday ( 12th Feb ) and conclude on Thursday ( 15th Feb ) so come and fire awkward
and hideous questions at the trembling campaigners and make them fight for their potential positions as our
representatives.
So, you want the beer prices reduced and perhaps B*Witched to return to the Union ( or the ever successful
Daphne and Celeste ), tell them your requests and watch the new candidates perform miracles to satisfy our
demands!
With 16 candidates standing this year the competition is stiff as only one person from each category can
become the position they want. That is why gossip will be spread, claws will come out and mud will be flung!
Come and watch in amazement as reputations destroyed and lives are left in ruins as blasts from the past
come to destroy the hopes and dreams of our candidates!
Voting begins Mon 19th and ends Friday 23rd Feb.
By Libby Hurt

Vote [1]… Right, I’m going to vote.

Candidates may well use all kinds of publicity to win your vote, but basi-
What’s the system?
cally your decision needs to be based on who you think will do the best
job. We use a Single Transferable Voting system where, rather than just pick-
You can decide this by reading their manifestos on the following pages, ing one candidate, you get to rank the candidates in your order of prefer-
by talking to candidates, or by coming along to Hustings (candidate ques- ence. For example, you might vote:
tion time) in week 4.
Henry’s Cat 2
If you don’t feel a certain candidate is suitable, indicate this by voting
“RON” (Re-open Nominations) for that role. Zippy
George
Voting is taking place in week 6, at the following times and locations:
Cookie Monster 1
Monday 19th Feb 10.30 – 2.30 Lecture Re-open Nominations
Theatres
Tuesday 20th Feb 10.30 – 2.30 Teaching Block This would mean you want Cookie Monster to win, and if Cookie Monster
Wednesday 21st Feb 10.30 – 2.30 & 7 – 11pm Union doesn’t get the job, then you would like Henry’s Cat to get it instead. If
Thursday 22nd Feb 10.30 – 2.30 Teaching Block Henry’s Cat didn’t win either, you are effectively saying you don’t mind
Friday 23rd Feb 10.30 – 2.30 Lecture Theatres which of the others gets the job (because you haven’t given any other pref-
erences).

To vote, simply go along to one of the sessions above with your campus If, however, you voted like this:
card, where your name and URN will be checked, and you’ll be given a Henry’s Cat 2
stamped ballot paper. Follow the instructions on the paper, and place in
the sealed ballot box. Zippy 3
George
Sabbs can make a lasting impact on Union and University policy – so
Cookie Monster 1
your vote is vitally important, whether you’re here next year or not. For
more information, talk to any of the current sabbs or candidates, or visit Re-open Nominations 4
the Union website at http://www.ussu.co.uk/elections/index.asp
Then you would be saying that your preferences would be Cookie Monster,
Henry’s Cat and Zippy in that order. Then, if none of those won, you would
prefer to scrap the whole election than let that stupid hippo George win –
this is indicated by RON being your fourth choice.

When we count up the votes, we first count the number of 1’s each candi-
date has. If no candidate reaches the quota required to win, then the can-
didate with the fewest votes is eliminated, and his or her votes are re-dis-
tributed according to the voter’s next preference. This process is repeated
until somebody reaches the quota – and then that person is the winner.
Vote George [1] for Vote Henry’s Cat [2] Vote Cookie M [3]
VP Comms & for VP Comms & for VP Comms &
Marketing Marketing Marketing
08/02/01 President 9
LOG IN, LOG ON: VOTE LOGAN [1] FOR PRESIDENT
The Background The Prelude The Story

I am a final year biochemist doing a dis-
sertation on the clock genes.
Up until recently I was a supervisor in
Chancellors. I have been working there
and occasionally in the Union for nearly
two years. I quit. I disagree with various
levels of the management on many
issues which face the Union but which
they continue to fail to resolve.
I am currently playing a role in the Mad
Society production of Guys and Dolls,
Nathan Detroit, a small time Broadway
gangster who is only trying to set up a
dice game for the convenience of those
who want a little action. In return for
which I take a small cut.
My greatest pleasure is travelling and as
well as participating in the U.S. exchange
program, I have covered extensive parts
of the planet. I am well read in both his-
tory and cultures and some of my great-
est friends at the university are Italian
and Greek.
A.M.A.N with A. Kanakis and S.
Kalivatsis
My interests include languages, theatre,
people and writing. I have written poetry,
plays and novels. I am a typical scientist;
I cultivate my own Pretentious Society.
I am dynamic, hard working and pas-
sionate. I love people and I would like
to improve the Union to make the
University of Surrey a more pleasant
and enjoyable experience for you, the
students. I have a good idea of the
problems facing us within and without
the structure of the management and
the staff and am always willing to listen
to and develop other people's ideas as
well as having many of my own.
Proposer: Panayiotis Kamoutsis “Panos”
Economics & The Greek Buddha
Seconder: David Chapman “Chops”
Psychology, barefacts, sports exec, Pres Surf Soc
Guarantor: Phil Hallchurch
Music, Sonic Boom DJ
Guarantor: Samantha Williams
Management Studies, Helicopter & Yoga Enthusiast
Guarantor: Bernadette Robinson “Bernie”
Nurse, Captain Women’s Rugby Team
Guarantor: Antonio Bernardi
Sociology, Die hard romantic
The Union is in debt. Chancellors is losing business very quickly. They do not
know what it is that you want. Only you know. I see you often from behind the
bar, bored, tired and drunk, lining the perimeter of the dance floor. You should
take back the Union; it is there for you.
Staff conditions are terrible. Anyone who is a member of the bar staff will know
this to be true. I would improve this by tackling our recruitment problem head
on, institute a rewarded training and loyalty scheme and general meetings for all
Union staff in order to build an effective team.
No matter who we are. No matter where we came from. We have ideas.
A member of the Entertainments management has been quoted as saying 'If it
ain't broke don't fix it.' The Union is Broke. Why were we bewitched for £13,000?
The Epilogan
I would big up the Radio. Open up the main union as a venue and a space
throughout the week and put my back into its promotion. It is empty most nights.
Just putting some good chilled music for the people playing pool would be a
change. Develop the relationship the Union has with town and continue to sup-
port and strengthen ties with the university as a whole. I would change
Wednesday nights to a more alternative night upstairs and even if you don't like
House, Trance, Garage, R n B and Funky Hip Hop you will at least appreciate
that the other music is tired. We don't need two nights of Cheese a week. There
is FNO for that.
If you are too scared to experiment you shouldn't be a student. In the societies
aspects of the union, I will continue the good work of the current sabbatical
team, strengthening our relationship with the NUS, persevering with issues such
as accommodation and security, encouraging the proliferation of new societies
within the union and work hard with my elected sabbatical team in their areas of
expertise.
I am not kidding myself. I know these changes will be difficult to bring about but
if we all work as a UNION, anything is possible. Unity needs a verse to be com-
plete. Make this your Union and let me help you.

UNITY NEEDS A VERSE TO BE COMPLETE

ADAM JAKEWAY [1] FOR PRESIDENT

Who Am I? Student Representation

I'm Adam, a final year Chemistry with Management student and my
aim is to be the president of our student's union for the next academic
year. Many of you probably recognise me because if I'm not working
for the union, you'll probably find me having a beer and a chat. I am
an outgoing, enthusiastic and committed member of USSU and I
think I have what it takes to represent you next year.
Why Me?
During my four years at Surrey I have always been actively involved
with the student's union and currently represent the student body on
the finance and services committee. I am also a keen member of the
rugby club and have been social secretary of the Chemsoc
ADAM JAKEWAY [1] FOR ALL
committee. My various commitments to UniS and USSU have not
Proposer; only given me experience in the way that the student's union works
but has also shown me the potential that the union has, not only as
(2nd year Economics, pub quiz compere, the best venue for miles around but as a helping hand and resource
Old Git) for all students at Surrey. I believe I have the qualities necessary to
Seconder;
harness this potential and make the most of our union for everybody
studying at Surrey.
(final year Midwifery Student)
‘Your Union’
Guarantors:
Evangelia Komitopoulou The student's union should be important to all students not only as a
(PG Biological sciences, USSU security) social centre for nights out, but also as a place to relax, and the focal
David Glossop
point for clubs and societies. There is always room for improvements
(1st year Mech Eng, Member of Rugby 1st
in service and during my term as president I will not shy away from
XV and Cricket Club)
tough decision making if it is for the benefit of the student body as a
Andrew Adu
whole. The student's union is open for anything up to 18 hours a day
(Final year Chemist, Afro Caribbean Soc)
Sattha ("Santa") Songvijava and I would like to see the building as full as possible all day long,
whether it is being used for dancing, working or even a game of pool
(PG SEMS)
with a coffee and a fag.
The most important aspect of being the president is
representing you. The University of Surrey is extremely
fortunate in that it is home to a broad range of cultures
and tastes, and through improvements in communication
I shall ensure that all students are fully represented as
members of the student's union. I shall also promote our
involvement with the NUS on a national level as a
valuable source of student representation and support.
[1] FOR ALL
As your president I will: -
Represent ALL students at meetings, whether
it be in the union, with the university at Senate
House, or at a national level.
Play a full and active part in the decisions sur-
rounding the Improvement of the provision of
accommodation for ALL students, especially
those with back to back arrangements
(SMSSS, SOMS, LIS, PG's, MSE, EHIMS)
Ensure free Wednesday afternoons for ALL
students
Improve communication between the union
and ALL students (Placement, Hazel Farm,
Off Campus) to increase the participation of
members with USSU.
‘As president it will be my intention via a
friendly, efficient and organised approach to
raise awareness of ALL of the opportunities,
facilities and amenities available to
EVERYONE.’
10 President & Education and Welfare 08/02/01

VOTE SPENCER [1] FOR PRESIDENT

Who Am I? Spenny's Sponsors
Hi, I'm Spencer, you may remember me from such campaigns as; Proposer - Paul Canning
Ban Fox Hunting (before 2am) and the Cash For (tutorial) Questions Treasurer Physoc
saga. I'm currently in the 2nd year studying computing and my time Seconder - Alistair Fitch
here has been great. In my first year I was a campus court repre- Chairman Ski & Snowboard
sentative and I'm currently the Social Secretary of the Ski and Guarantors: Nick Ludford
Snowboarding Club. Ex Captain Water Polo
Sam Hurst
Policies Chairman Food & Wine
Root & branch review of Union bar and ents services - Christina Helioti
following up the good work done this year 2nd year Psychology
Increase awareness of local jobs available to students Paul Wright
Expansion of commercial and corporate interests within the Chairman OFU
union (eg. sponsorship).
To look seriously into the benefits of staying with the NUS
Continued support of all Clubs and Societies in partnership Let Me Entertain You
with VP Sports and VP Soc & Culture Most Students come to university to have a
Open door, if I'm in come and chat I'm interested in your good time and get a degree while doing it…
opinions (or should that be the other way around?).
Why Me? Here are some of my ideas.
More live bands in the Union
Why me is a question I often ask myself in How (Inc. student bands)
the morning. In terms of the presidency, I'm Plough back proceeds from extra commercial/corporate More guest DJ's
and active, friendly and outgoing member of funding into improved entertainments and reduced bar prices More promotions to attract people
the union who cares passionately about the Working as a team with the other Sabbs and with consolation back
Union and its students. I've a proven track of the students to find out what you really want
record for organisational skills through my Improving ties between the university and the local
participation with the ski club, if you vote for authority/community to find areas of common interest where
me I promise to dedicate all of my energies to we can work together
improving the student's Union for all of us. More participative events on a Wednesday and Friday night

Be Positive Vote [1] Theobald

VOTE [1] FOR LISA WIDDOWS VP EDUCATION AND WELFARE
WHO
CAN
FIX IT?
Lisa's Team
Proposer: Rebecca (Rue) Heath
4th Year Retail Management Union
Working Party Member, Member of
Skiing team, USSU Bar Supervisor
Seconder: Claire Haggett
Phd Sociology
Union Environment Officer 1999-2000,
Green Soc, Year Rep
Guarantor's:
Sven Bassett
3rd Year International Hospitality
and Tourism Management
Ex Treasurer of Rugby and Hazel
Farm Committees, Member of Rugby,
Equestrian and Skiing teams, Finance
and Services Representative, USSU
Bar Supervisor
Emma Lind
3rd Year Dance and Culture
Year Rep
Stephen Gilbert
3rd Year Electronic Engineer
Amelia Gammon
3rd Year Dance and Culture
Chairperson of Emotive Dance
Company, Former Year Rep
Who am I? My Role
Hi, I'm Lisa. I am a final year dance and culture student who is passionate about making your university years "An education and welfare officer
the best of your life. Not only may first years remember mine as one of the first faces they saw when arriving is responsible for all matters of
in September, but also to them and everybody else, I may have been seen dancing in various locations education and welfare affecting
around campus, for my course, be it by the lake, in AP or in Chancellors. Having worked in the Union since the union and its members."
my first semester at Surrey, I know it from the inside and want to use that knowledge to help and support you
in any way I can. Education
I will offer advice and representa-
What makes me the right choice? tion in all educational matters
I am a proven team player. My job as a Bar Supervisor and my course demand that I have to be. I am com- from academic grievances and
mitted to what I believe and dedicated to see it through to the end. My communication skills mean that every- appeals to general course prob-
one will feel welcome, if they ever need to see me. Along with my listening and understanding nature, I lems. I will also liase with course
believe these qualities are paramount for the position and I will use them to the best of my ability. reps and heads of departments to
ensure that communication is a
EDUCATION priority in education.
Departmental: Welfare
o Re-approach departments and improve communication between them I will listen and offer advice on
o Use notice boards to increase awareness of course procedures matters concerning individual wel-
o Improve course rep training fare. I will liase with support serv-
o Ensure fair and strong representation for students at course board meetings and with appeals ices and ensure everyone is
o Support and encourage the 'buddy' system within departments aware of these services. Finally I
will co-ordinate with Union cam-
Fees: Jobs: paigns, on issues that students
o Be involved and strengthen our o To pursue the possibility of introducing a 'job care about.
participation in the national campaign shop' i.e a recruitment agency Awareness and Action.
against tuition fees o To set up careers conventions in liaison with I will make people aware of what I
o Look at the possibility of paying fees in the careers service for information post- can do for them and I will act on
instalments degree employment what they tell me they need. Our
University and Union has many
WELFARE services and one of my priorities
is to increase awareness that they
Services and Health: exist. I can guide you to these
I am committed to all areas of health care and will ensure that all students are aware of the services avail- facilities that you are entitled to.
able, from childcare to the medical services, from niteline to the counselling service. I plan to re-introduce a
nursery for staff and students. I am determined to be part of maintaining their reliability and purpose to
ensure their availability to you in and out of term time.
Disability:
Evaluate ways of making campus more accessible and I am completely committed to improving all facilities
on campus for any students with additional requirements. (This includes all aspects of disabilities)
Safety: Accommodation:
o Combat the problems of lighting and o Set up focus groups to discuss
security on campus ideas concerning the present
o Introduce self defence classes for all 'arrangement'
o Improve bus services covering Hazel Farm, Manor o To look at the housing system
Farm and Tesco’s generally and consider ways of
o Develop a scheme whereby students living off improvement
campus can feel confident in returning home safely
08/02/01 VP Communications & Marketing 11

VOTE LUKE HICKEY [1] FOR VP COMMS & MARKETING

Who am I? So why me?

Hi, I'm Lovebite, a final year Maths & Stats student. Right, now take a deep breath, here Well, being deputy editor of bf this year has meant two
is my record so far. This year I am the barefacts deputy editor, this generally involves writ- things: 1) I do the current editor's job when he's away and
ing large chunks of the paper (across all sections) and then laying-up/editing bf, with the cur- 2) I have had the experience of being on the
rent editor, 'till some stupid hour of Wednesday morning (usually 4am). I am also (or at least Communications Committee. Through this I have been
will be when it launches) head of news at GU2 radio, as well as presenting shows. I am chair involved with more of the behind the scenes stuff, like get-
of the Ultimate Frisbee Sports Club and brought the club up from the brink of folding back in ting advertisers and the bf budget (it's not as large as
September. you'd think). I have a history of being an ideas man, in fact
a number of bf's new features this year are my brainchild,
In my 2nd year I was the Sports Rep for my department, winning both team and individ- particularly the 'Try It' section, which has led to many of
ual awards. I was the fixture secretary and 2nd team captain of the Cricket Club and was the featured societies and sports clubs increasing their
also in the G&S (now called MadSoc) production. I would tell you about my 1st year but I'm membership significantly.
fast running out of space.
On the marketing side, I have had experience of obtain-
Luke's Supporters: Communications: ing and getting sponsorship for local drama productions
I propose to: and for sports clubs at home. I hope to be doing the same
Proposer:
Mark Shaw (Maths & Stats final year, again, when organising the first ever UniS Ultimate
GU2/GCR presenter, football club (6th Improve the levels of campus news reported in bf and in news programs on GU2. Frisbee tournament. I have also had the chance to sit on
team captain 98-99) and cricket club make the union communications more open and students aware of what their USSU marketing focus groups, thus gaining an incite into
both 97-01) elected officers are doing for them. the good and bad points there.
Improve union information for placement students. On my placement I heard
Seconder:
David Abbott (Electrical Engineering
nothing from USSU, this year a few emails have been sent. I propose to increase Marketing:
final year, Union Chairperson 00-01, this and also produce a placement newsletter at least once a semester. I propose to:
barefacts Features Editor 01, Ofu Chair Return the bf 'Personals' section to its former glory.
98, Ofu treasurer 99 & 01). Increase the number of quality features of student interest in bf and in particular To make the Union feel welcoming for all students
Phased. To aid all societies and sports clubs in improving
Guarantors:
David 'Chops' Chapman Highlight incompetence in the University and return bf to being the Student Voice marketing their products
(Applied Psychology & Sociology 1st year, that holds UniS to task. To increase links with the local community
Sports Executive 00-01, barefacts Sports
Editor 00-01, Surf Club chair (and founding Continue the excellent work taken place this year in improving the Union Website. To improve on my existing contacts with officials of
member) 99-01, Course Rep 99- 00) Increase the flow of information from union officials through the website. other Student Unions, to promote links between us
Matt 'Kempy' Jackson
(Economics final year, Hockey Club 97- Make the website carry more news applicable to placement students. and them.
01, 1st team Captain 00-01, treasurer Add UniS sports results / reports to the website.
98-99) Make GU2 as commercial success through effec
Bulent Yazici Make GU2 as diverse in music taste as the students it serves. tive marketing.
Computing final year, USSU Technology Increase the marketing on the Union Website, thus
Officer and Webmaster 00-01, Sailing Club increasing the financial income from it.
97-01(including Yachting Skipper, Safety
Officer and Webmaster), Course Rep 98-00)
Barefacts to be returned to all students. GU2 to be made a commercial success. Communications to be exactly that.
Rob Houston
(Music & Tomeister 1st year, Ultimate Frisbee
and MadSoc 00-01, Battersea Court Chair 00
It’s YOUR UNION you deserve to know what happens in it.

Vote Tristan O’Dwyer [1]

VP Communications & Marketing
Communications
Barefacts
Barefacts is the longest running student newspaper in the country, with
a reputation for quality. I will build on its existing strengths by:
Encouraging more people to contribute.
Increasing representation for foreign students.
Increasing awareness and ease of access of the on-line
Barefacts.
5XH & Phased
These publications are the ideal opportunity for contributions from those
who may not have time to contribute to Barefacts on a regular basis but
would like to have their voice heard. I will continue with these publica-
tions and encourage as much contribution as possible.
GU2
This will be a new radio station with a two mile broadcast radius. I will
ensure we:
Provide interesting, informative, and entertaining
programming.
Use GU2 to promote Barefacts and all Union events.
Approach music societies and encourage them to
contribute programmes and promote themselves.
Use Barefacts to keep listeners informed of GU2
programming.
Life members and Placement Students
It is easy to keep informed about the Union when you are on campus
everyday, but what about those who are away? Placement students are
kept informed to an extent, but I believe we can do much more.
Life members of the Union are currently very poorly informed about the
Union and its events. These people have chosen to pay to stay in the
Union, but it seems to them as if all links are broken once they gradu-
ate. I propose to:
Start an e-mailing list to keep members informed of
changes to the Union and of forthcoming events.
Investigate possibilities for starting a publication for life
members.
I aim to ensure that excellent relations with the NUS are maintained to
make sure that our students get the best out of the NUS and that we can
make our voices heard on a national scale.
Who am I?
I am a final year Physics student who likes
getting involved! Throughout my years at UniS
I have been involved in many Union activities,
giving me skills that I believe are essential for
this position. I have been Communications
Officer for the Mountaineering Club, a student
tutor, and I am currently a member of the
music executive as well as liaisons officer for
No-Wave, which have all given me essential
experience in communicating with others. I
have also been involved in Barefacts, as part
of the music review team and a regular con-
tributor of letters.
I am the drummer in the band "Trayscrape",
which has seen me get involved in organising
events and establishing a website.
My placement year saw me gain excellent
communications skills training, teaching expe-
rience, and valuable editorial experience.
These are all reasons why I believe I make the
ideal candidate for Communications and
Marketing
Marketing
Marketing is a very significant part of this job, whether it be marketing
the Union to the outside world, or of other organisations through adver-
tising space in Barefacts publications and in the Union building itself.
Within the Union
Once elected, I propose to investigate current deals to determine if the
students are being best served by them, and optimise any marketing
opportunities to the Union's benefit.
Marketing the Union to the outside
I also propose to:
Foster good links with, and market the Union well to the local
community.
Advertise Union events in local and national media when it is
appropriate to do so.
It is very important that USSU is seen in the best possible light by the
outside world. I believe I have the communication skills necessary to
achieve this.
Marketing the Union to the students
I will also work closely with the Entertainments manager to ensure that
all Union events are marketed well around the University, so that all stu-
dents know what events are being provided for them. I will find new
ways of marketing the Union and it's activities to students.
Proposer
Owen Hazelby - (Bio-Sciences, Barefacts Music Editor, No-
Wave Chairman)
Seconder
Kate Lancaster - (Physics Final Year, Course Rep)
Guarantors
Dan Driscoll - (Chemistry Post-Graduate, USMC Treasurer,
Music Exec)
Michael Gemis-Iordanou - (Physics, Hellenic Society)
Darrell Thomas - (Physics, Football Club Chairman)
Chris Woods - (Tonmeister, Mens Water Polo Captain,
Music Exec, & Motion)
12
Andrew Thomas [1] VP Communications & Marketing
Publishing & Marketing Experience
Aside from my activities within the union I have got plenty of
other experience I think will be valuable in making me the
best choice for VP Communications & Marketing. My place-
ment year was spent in the publishing department of a large
company, producing all kinds of promotional material. I
understand the whole print process and understand all the
technicalities of producing a regular publication such as Bare
Facts. In my second year I worked part time in student mar-
keting for Sony Music, promoting releases and organising
events. I run a website on unsigned music and student cul-
ture, which itself is an extension of my own self published
fanzine/magazine, “quirk”. I have produced 18 issues of my
fanzine over the past 5 years and the website has so far had
over 18,000 hits in the space of 2 years.
JAMES P. BULLER
Who? Hi! I’m James, Maths & Computing
final year. I’m a familiar face around
campus, being heavily involved with
the Union ever since I arrived here. I have been voted:
* Barefacts News Editor 1997-2001
* Nightline (all jobs including President) 1998-2001
* Course Rep 1997-2001
* M.A.C.S. Webmaster 1998-2001
Plus, I sit on the National Nightline Executive, elected by NL
volunteers all over the UK.
Societies Amenities, General, International,
Art & Ents., Departmental, Religious
I pledge to...
* Organise an extra Re-Fresher Fair in January
* Seek out societies that need support & supply it
* Provide support materials and training for committees
throughout the year
* Promote the Millennium Volunteers scheme to
increase participation
* Arrange for societies to work together for mutual benefit
* Simplify finding out about, and joining societies
* Work with the Comms & Marketing Sabbatical to get
your messages out
* Transform the Union’s Activities Centre into a useful resource
“I want societies to come to me with their problems
but go out thinking of our problems”
I’ll offer real, practical and moral support to all our societies so Trampolining Club,
they grow in size and stature. I want members of such soci- BTF Coach
eties to have fun and learn valuable skills through participa-
tion. I’ll meet with each society to discuss achieving their aims
using effective:
publicity, recruitment, organisation,
budgets & sponsorship.
I will offer any back-up or advice required, then I’ll ensure the
Union delivers.
Comms, Societies & Culture 08/02/01
Just who do I think I am?
My name’s Andrew Thomas and I am a final year in on all kinds of issues, including an eyewitness report
Psychology. During my time at Surrey I have been on the Mayday anti-capitalist demonstration/riot in
involved with various student societies and campus London. I co-host a radio show on GU2, and previous-
media including Bare Facts, GU2 and the No Wave ly on GCR - mixing spontaneous discussion with
music society. Currently I am Production Editor for slightly dodgy pop and indie music. I am the Publicity
Bare Facts and was Music Editor in my second year. I Officer for the No Wave alternative music society, and
have also written many articles for the paper, this year also occasionally DJ at their nights. Please note, this
including the Daphne & Celeste interview, “Shiny Bus does not make me a scary goth - I dance badly to
Theory”, and the Rag week story of an alien crash cheese and house at FNO just like everyone else!
landing on campus! In previous years I have reported
Our Student Media Our Union
The next year will see a big period of change for student Some events in the union building have been fantastically
media at Surrey. With GU2 finally running on a frequency we successful, others have had the pulling power of an elderly
can all hear I want to integrate it together with Bare Facts hamster tied to a juggernaut. The key difference in many of
and the union website to be the best media service possible. these cases, marketing. Sticking a few posters up is not
Another communication tool I wish to make more use of is e- enough, as Communications & Marketing Officer I shall look
mail, providing a text based weekly summary of Bare Facts to ensure that all events are promoted through as many
for placement students who are often unable to spend time channels as possible, Bare Facts, GU2, the internet, and of
viewing the site or downloading large Acrobat pdf files. Bare course, decent posters. I shall make every effort to ensure
Facts itself is good but it could be better. The key, making it that you know what is going on when and where so you have
a paper that really represents our interests and views. Our the maximum choice of things to do when lectures are over
student newspaper should be reporting news we want to and the coursework can wait (!). Barefacts and GU2 will also
read in a way that looks and reads as good as any “real” continue to provide the latest information on what is going on
newspaper. Barefacts should also be entertaining with con- in Guildford and beyond when you need that vital change of
sistently good features, creative writing, and a reviews sec- scene.
tion covering a greater scope of music
and the arts. A good mix presented in
a lively exciting style. Essentially a Brighter Broader Bare Facts!
Supporters
These people think I’m worth a [1], I hope you do too.
Proposer: Reuben Thompson (first year LIS, Bare Facts Political Editor)
Seconder: Ellen van Keulen (final year Computing and IT, Bare Facts Marketing)
Guarantors: Nick Walsh (final year Psychology, Bare Facts Science Editor)
Graham Jackson (final year Mechanical Engineering)
Christina Howard (Masters in Environmental Psychology)
Michelle Lewis (final year Music, leader of the Orphean String Quartet)
Societies & Culture
Why Me? I...
* Believe I can do the job, and do it well
* Have considerable knowledge of the Union & University
* Am renowned for creating thriving societies
* Am aware of how Surrey’s huge range of cultures at
can enrich all of our lives
* Will work tirelessly on your ideas as well as my own
* Have had a great student life and want others to have
an even better one!
Culture Music, Ethnicity, Age, Colour,
Sexuality, Gender, Values, Beliefs
Buller, Building I promise to...
* Look after the interests of international, placement,
A Better mature, postgraduate, religious, LGBT, nursing &
part time students. No-one will be forgotten.
* Encourage themed weeks/days/nights
* Organise 'UK awareness evening' for overseas students
* Promote multicultural participation in student media
* Review the success of multicultural activities in other
Students' Unions
I shall uphold the identities of our diverse cultural groups and
strive to improve
awareness, understanding & integration
of them so they expand all our horizons. Being able to join in is
Proposer: Seconder:
Natalie Ford Justine Rose not enough: Everyone needs to feel welcome and accepted.
Nightline Training It's a two-way thing, the more you give the more you get.
Officer
...and there’s more!
Guarantors:
David Abbott Luke Hickey
Union Chairperson, Barefacts Deputy I shall...
OFU Treasurer, Bf. Editor, Ultimate * Campaign for better campus lighting & security
Feats Ed. Windband Frisbee President, * Say NO to Tuition & Top Up Fees
Tim Brown GU2 DJ * Fight to keep down bar prices
PGA President, Hiroshi Shimaski
* Make YOUR Union good for YOU.
Christian Union Japanese Society
 08/02/01 VP Societies & Culture 13
The union's many varied soci- What I will do for societies:
About me eties provide students with an
excellent opportunity to take o Try to raise the
In my three and a half years at Surrey, I've part in many different activities profile of societies
within the University.
been involved in several clubs and societies, and sports as well as meeting
including restarting PhotoSoc two years ago, other like minded people. If o Review the formal
which I chaired. I also am an active member of elected I shall continue the high societies structure.
Stage Crew-- you've probably seen me doing level of organisation necessary
o Make the formation
the lights at FNO. When I'm not doing some- to ensure the smooth running of of new societies
all societies, while also endeav- easier
thing else, you might even have seen me in the
ouring to reduce the paperwork
Chemistry department where I've been study- facing committees to help soci- o Make life easier for
ing Computer Aided Chemistry, which of course eties concentrate on their activi- societies in general,
means I get to blow up two sets of labs! ties and not bureaucracy. with less bureaucracy
This is me, if you didn’t and more enjoyment!
know! At the moment not all cultures o Ban restrictions on
and minorities are adequately membership of
What I will do for you: I've enjoyed the union's facilities and societies and
represented within the union.
the hard work put in by previous This is definitely something to enforce equality
o Promote a more varied sabbatical officers over the last four policy.
be looked into.
cultural experience for academic years, and now I feel it is o Maintain the current
Union members. time for me to put something back Thank you for your support! variety of societies in
The Societies and Culture post will Remember: Mark Godfrey [1] the Union.
o Make sure Student views hopefully allow me to carry on the for VP Societies and
are adequately represented o Bring back SillySoc
good work, and to change certain Culture. nights!
within the union.
things which haven't been perfect.
Proposer: Edward Hook - Chemistry final year, professional
o Give next year's new intake Specifically support for placement
socialite, all round good bloke.
the welcome they deserve year students from the union could
Seconder: Andrew Thomas - Barefacts Production Editor,
and make Freshers week be better. No-Wave publicity officer. final year Psychology.
better than ever! Guarantors:
It's equally important to remember Dan Driscoll - Chemistry postgrad, Secretary Mountaineering
o Maintain better contact with that the sabbatical job isn't just club, MusicSoc (No Wave) committee member,
placement students, wher about the specific brief, but about Union bar staff .
ever in the world they are. being a good sabbatical in general;
doing the less glamorous things and Martin Turner - Stage Crew secretary, Civil Engineering 1st year.
o Enthusiastically take on Jonathon Davies - LGB Soc President, Physics Final Year.
looking after the union and its mem-
whatever challenges present
themselves during the year. bers, as well as their interests.
Reuben Thompson - Barefacts Political Editor, 1st Year Languages.

Mark Godfrey [1] - I’ll show you a good time!

You are all students, and we know why students really come to university…
For the SOCIAL life!
And what better way to get to meet people than join one of the many societies that is run by our student Union. There are over 60 societies catering
for just about everyone's taste in activities and if there isn't something there that interests you, then you can start a society your self.

I have recently returned from a year out in

We are in a lucky position at this
university, with over 2000
international students from 120
different countries, and this can
provide us all a chance to
experience different cultural
aspects. I would like to make
international week more prominent
for the average student, as well
as trying to bring major events
(such as Chinese new year) to a
wide range of students with
events in the Union.
There are some students that
don't start in September, in
particular post graduates and
diploma nurses, and so don't get a from these, I attend final year Chemistry Lectures.
true Surrey welcome. I would like
to arrange some way for these
students to get involved with
societies as easily as a normal
fresher would by organising a
Re-Fresher's Fayre in semester
2.
industry, and have suffered from the lack
of information sent out to placement
students. I would like to provide placement
students with a link to what is happening on
Campus. After all they are still Surrey
Students.
Proposer: Louisa Phillipson
Final year Chemist, Trampolining and
Women's Rugby.
Seconder: Emma Clark
Final year Biochemist, Stage Crew, No
Wave, Vice President of GameSoc.
Hi I’m Philip Hawtin
Guarantors
I am the secretary for the Games Society, Treasurer for the
Chess Club and the Scout and Guide Club, entertainment
Nadia Khan
President of Stag Hill Archers, Post Graduate
officer for Stag Hill Archers, an active member of the Student
Christian Union, and when I have a few minutes spare Laura Tamblin
Third year Nurse, Climbing Club, Christian
Union.
Over my time at this university I have been very involved Dave Davy
with various clubs and societies, and have got lots out of Wates House bar staff, THE Paintball Soc.,
the opportunities they offer. Having served on or for eight GameSoc, Netgamer, and final year Elec. Eng.
Society and Club committees, I have a good knowledge of Keith Porterhouse
the running of a Society, and the problems it can cause, as Second year Mech. Eng., President of the
Christian Union
well as some of the solutions.
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VOTE [1] TICH FOR VP FINANCE & DEVELOPMENT
A little bit about me….
Known as Richard Beltrán or 'Tich', you may
recognise my face (well, the back of my head
at least!) from seeing me working behind one of
the bars in the Union, when I've driven various
sports clubs and societies or when I drove you
to and from either Hazel Farm, Cindy's or if
you've been here long enough, Bojanglez.
Currently studying Economics I've been
involved with this university and USSU since
'95 as well as working in central London for
three years.
Born, raised and living in a multicultural society,
I endeavour to broaden and learn many new
international experiences.
This leads me to basically sum myself up as;
Approachable, Easy Going and Open minded
with a pragmatic approach to life.
Proposer: Guarantors:
Charlie Wilson Gregory Maroudas
Ex-shift leader @ Greek Soc
Chancellors, Simon Chappel
Economics Canoe Club Chair &
Treasurer
Seconder: Simone Cuscito
Panos Kamoutsis
Italian Soc
Antonio Bernardi
Economics Italian Soc
Vote John Geeson for VP Finance and Development
About me
Hi I'm John, I'm in my 4th yr studying biochem-
istry. You have probably seen me about
in the union or Cindies as these have appeared to
be my second home lately! I like to dabble in a bit
of climbing and the occasional game of footie
when trying to avoid work! My friends see me as
energetic, chatty and approachable type who likes
to get the most out of life!
Development of an 'every-day'
union
You are probably not the first person to question
the prices of the goods and services provided by
the union. I often hear "what does the union do
with all it's cash" or "other unions benefit their stu-
dents more". So how can the union be improved?
Quite simply, I feel the key is every day value and
accountability to its members.
Value: By voting for me you will ensure that:
A. fresh new ways of encouraging extra revenue
into the union:
B. A full, thorough 'no stone left unturned' review
of union structure/expenditure in both the com-
mercial and non-commercial wing.
Accountability: 'Show me the money week' will
stay plus I propose to make quarterly summaries
of union services available with the added oppor-
tunity for feedback discussion groups/1 to 1
discussion groups as I feel it is us, the students,
that can improve the every day value of the
union.
‘if you like what you see - vote for John G’
VP Finance & Development 08/02/01
Through my time in industry, I saw Development for the Union,
many opportunities for raising
for the students…
revenue for the USSU through
private sponsorship and advertising,
I have deep sense of respect and hon-
which could benefit both private
our to be part of such a diverse and
companies, and most importantly,
multicultural population with many indi-
our Student's Union. Throughout
viduals adding their experiences, ideas
my duration with this university,
through the rich variation of different
I've held positions as Chairman and
cultures, backgrounds and skills and I
Treasurer of the Canoe Club as well
want to see our Union expand, adapt
as helping with charity organisa-
and develop with and for the student
tions such as the Scout movement
population.
to help raise funds.
Finance for the Union, for I will continue to strengthen the relations
"My goal is to tap into and 'milk'
and communications by the Union to our
the students… these opportunities."
members who feel neglected and isolated
such as International, Hazel Farm, and
There is a misconception that the Giving the students a louder voice
Nursing students.
USSU is run for profit and not in will be a priority therefore allowing
the interest of its population. students to having more input on
Unfortunately the USSU has prob- the commercial side of our union Finally…
lems, mainly inherited by this and thus giving more opportunity
year's sabbatical team. for you express your views and I feel that I've been around long enough,
ideas. and with both an Economics degree and my
commercial background, I feel it is time to
I will continue to build upon the
stop moaning and to positively do
current Vice-Presidents successes Most of you would of at some point
and tackling of its problems and benefited from the hard work of something about it!
issues by the means of one of the many clubs or societies
our Union has to offer and I see the
"More effective management of importance to provide and make
the USSU finances". available the proper help and sup-
port, both financially and practically.
VOTE [1] TICH!
Improving support for societies
Societies are all around us and whether you
base jumping in Norway this weekend or
going to an event at the HRB you must realise
their invaluable contribution to student life. I
feel that it is essential, with the extra revenue
gained to increase financial support for those
societies to improve facilities and encourage
new members!
Am I the man???
Unfortunately, I'm no overnight miracle-work-
er! But what I do have is enthusiasm and
determination to get the job done, and as the
organiser of the 'reduce the beers prices'
poster campaign I feel I have the wants and
desires of the every-day students in hand! So
o Greater revenue into the 'if you like what you see -vote for John G' [1],
union. finance and development.
o Extra support for societies. John's backer's
Proposer - Mark 'Crabby' Crabtree
o Increased accountability. Fellow 4th yr.
Seconder -Chris West
o Major expenditure overhaul. Drinking partner!
Guarantors-
o Increased feedback. (Kerrr-azy) Rachel Hawkins - Captain
Women's football.
o Possibility of kebabs on Andy Wingate -Fellow 4th yr.
campus Alan Murray - 4th economics/Climber.
Tom Dean -Final yr chemist.
 08/02/01 VP Finance and Development & VP Sports 17
Vote Mark Limbrick for VP Finance and Development
MARK LIMBRICK - VP FINANCE & DEVELOPMENT

Give a student a crate and they will drink for an evening.

Give a student a union and they will drink for a lifetime

Who are you voting for?

I'm Mark and I'm currently in my second year of economics. I'm an international athlete, well, if you count
hockey as a sport and Wales as a country. I can usually be found either propping up the bar in Chancellors
or scaring freshers on the dance floor with dance moves that would be more appropriate in a Trigger Happy
sketch. My main reason for running is so that I can reduce drinks prices in the union sufficiently enough to
become a full blown alcoholic.

Why vote for Mark?

If you want cheaper drinks prices, then vote for me, that is my main objective, and I think it's what most stu-
dents want. We have one of the most expensive union bars in the country, and I will do everything I can to
make that change. The Student's Union should be that, a union that takes into account what its members
want, nobody else should have a say. I also intend to raise greater funds for the union through sponsorship
schemes. This will be used for better entertainment events, better clubs and of course better alcohol. Of
course with the increased alcohol consumption we may need the help of Alcoholics Anonymous, and I intend
to bring them to the union, every Tuesday, at 8pm.

Development

The Union is run too much for the short -term, with so many various presidents and vice presidents over the
years, there has never been enough continuation of previous VP's work. I think that the Union needs a long
term business plan, that is simple to implement, in order to make sure that Chancellors never gets in as
much debt again, and so that our drinks prices never get this high again!

PROPOSER: DAVE TINY JENKINS SECONDER: PRESIDENT SPENCER THEOBALD

GURANTOR 1: HANNAH CLUCKY ASTON GURANTOR 2: MARIE YEAH BABY COLLINS
GURANTOR 3: JAMES MALIBU OLIVER (JIMOLLIE) GURANTOR 4: CAROLINE PATRICIA THE STRIP-
PER LAWRIE

Who am I? Minibuses
Hi, I'm Simon and I am running for the role of VP Sports. I'm a final year Another key aim of mine is to intensively lobby the University for
Retailer and Chairman of the Canoe Club, having been an active investment into the fleet of minibuses (or rather lack of!). Surrey has 52
member for the last four years. In addition to the role of Canoe Club Chair, sports clubs plus societies, all demanding minibuses and four minibuses is
I have also held the role of Treasurer and I am currently training for my simply not enough! It is now at such a stage where our clubs are now
level two instructor's qualification. I'm also a Union minibus driver and can loosing members, as they can't participate in their sport - this is especially
often be seen driving the Cindie's minibus or doing the Hazel Farm run on true at weekends for non-competitive clubs. There is a high emphasis on
a Friday night. sport at Surrey and we therefore need the provisions in place to allow us
to participate in this.
Why do I want this job?
In short - I believe I am the best person for the role. I have been Sport for All for fixtures as a result of time-tabled
considering this job for two years and am passionate about fulfilling the lectures.
requirements of this post. Having been involved in sport at Surrey for four I strongly believe in sport being
great years I have a good understanding of how Surrey sport works and open for all - regardless of ability Closer Relations
therefore I have a mass of ideas on the best way in which to and thus I propose to make Another point I believe in strongly is a
develop it. I am determined that, if elected, I will give 110% commitment to Surrey sport open and accessi- closer working relationship between
fulfilling my aims and will provide ‘the best possible support for those in Simon Chappell - VP Sports ble to everyone throughout the the sports office and sports exec. I
Surrey sport’. year. propose a scheme whereby the
Proposer: sports office operates a 'surgery
Why should you vote for me? David Sharman, I propose that: hours' scheme whereby clubs can
I believe I have the right ideas to develop Surrey Sport and the Charity Dinner Dance Chairman 2001
Final Year Retail Management come in and liase with their sports
necessary skills to carry out this role effectively. Whilst on placement I was 1. There should be greater publicity exec rep with the emphasis being to
responsible for managing a series of customer events and I feel that the Seconder:
Vikki Johnson, throughout the year of our sport's resolve clubs problems as quickly
organisational skills I have gleaned from this will stand me in good stead Sports Exec Chair, Ladies Hockey Chair, clubs with the use of Barefacts and effectively as possible. This
for carrying out this role effectively. 2nd Year Psychology and Sociology
scheme will also give future sports
Guarantors:
Sponsorship Andy Shanks,
2. We should work hard to retain the officers who are on sports exec a
My main aim for the role is to significantly increase the amount of funds available to Men's Football 2nds, Final Year Retail
number of members in our sports clearer view of the role from which to
Sports clubs through the role of sponsorship. Many clubs this year have Management clubs. Through the use of coaches take-over.
experienced financial difficulties - some not even having a proper kit! Therefore I will we can improve people's ability and
work strenuously to seek sponsorship for our teams from the mass of trade and
Rebecca Strong,
Women's Netball 2nd Team Captain, therefore increase the number of And Finally...
industry which we have in Guildford and the surrounding areas. Final Year BioChemistry members we retain.
Richard 'Tich' Beltran, I have been considering this role
This sponsorship will help to pay for high-level coaching for the sports team and thus Canoe Club (ex-Chairman and Treasurer) 3. More importance should be placed for some two years and although
Business Economics & Computing, 2nd on keeping Wednesday afternoons I am not promising the impossi-
improve their on-the-field performances. A good example of this was at the start of Year, USSU Bar and Union Minibuses
the year when women's football began to use the men's football coach for their train- free for sports - too many optional ble I do promise to develop
Alison Pettit, modules (esp. languages) are being Surrey Sport so that we can
ing sessions - since then the club has flourished and I believe all clubs should have HCR Committee Secretary,Final Year Retail
this opportunity. High-level coaching can only help our sportsmen and women in Management time-tabled for Wednesday after- once again, truly -
increasing the success of Surrey sport and lay the foundations for future. noons which is affecting our clubs as
‘SI
SI’MPLY THE BEST players/members are not turning up Be Part of the Pride.
As VP SPORTS I’ll serve each and every club to the best of my ability.
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VOTE [1] David “Beaker” Civil for VP SPORTS

Hi, I'm Dave, a final year Retail Management student
and Course Rep for my year. Many of you probably
know me a lot better as Beaker. I've been involved in
sport here at Surrey since my Fresher's week, this
year I am Chairman of the Men's Hockey Club and
have been elected onto the Sport's Exec Committee.
I have gained a lot through my involvement in Surrey
sport over the last three and a half years - I now feel
it is time for me to give something back.
Participation
Sport should be available for anyone at our univer-
sity who wishes to participate and I will continue to
ensure that there is excellent provision and support
for sports men and women of all standards. There
are a number of key areas to address if we are to
increase participation:
Promoting the existing Union sports clubs
at a well run and marketed Sports Fayre.
Increasing participation in inter-departmen
tal sport through maintaining two way
communication between the sport's office
and Unisport and better communication
with department sport's reps.
Increasing awareness of the programmes
offered by Unisport e.g. Aerobics and
CampusDance and raising the awareness
of existing events such as the forthcoming
River Sports Day and the new Sports Day
(incorporating International Sports Day)
Ensuring that those who don't start universi
ty in Fresher's week are also made fully
aware of the vast range of facilities and
sports on offer - and how to get involved.
One way in which I would achieve this would be the
introduction of a NEW Sports Handbook - pro-
duced with Unisport this would be a quick one-stop
reference point and guide for everything about
Surrey Sport.
Wednesday Afternoons
On election, one of my first priorities would be working with the Schools and
Senate House as well as the VP Societies & Culture and VP Education &
Welfare, to ensure that there are no more lectures on a Wednesday after-
noon. This would free up at least one afternoon a week to allow you the stu-
dent to take part in sport, leisure, other societies or in these days of tuition
fees, an opportunity to earn money to help pay for your studies.
Minibuses
At present the situation with union minibuses is hardly ideal and I realise
that for a number of sports, their activities cannot take place without them.
I will look again at finding sponsorship for our buses and ensure that trans-
port is available for clubs as and when they need it.
Liaison
Working with the University Sports Advisory Committee and the
University's Director of Sport to ensure continued funding for sport at both
Union and University levels. Keeping sport in the minds of the University's
powers-that-be will be of increasing importance with the development of a
Beaker's Backer's:
Manor Farm campus over the next few years. This is especially relevant for
all teams who use the facilities at the Varsity. Similarly I will continue work- Proposer:
ing with Guildford Borough Council, maintaining Surrey's involvement in Catherine 'CJ' Johnstone
Millennium Sports. I will also work with the Surrey Sports Development Sports Exec, Ex Netball Social Sec, Final Year
Unit, which aims to promote a coordinated approach to the development of Psychology
Sport across Surrey. This will help Surrey sport make the most of the serv- Seconder:
ices available within the county set-up. Jon 'Fart-Pants' Fairhurst
Equestrian Club Chairman
Money Guarantors:
The money available for sport at university has fallen in recent years whilst
Rebecca 'Bow' Jackson
the costs our clubs face will doubtless rise. I wish to build on existing con-
Ski Club Tour Manager, Ex Course Rep
tracts and sponsorship, to work on creating new links, showing how both
companies and Surrey sport can benefit through increased exposure for Dan Howe
them and sponsorship for us. Sports Bursary Holder, GB status yachtsman,Ex
Sailing Team Captain, Ex 1st Team Captain Men's
Sabbatical Hockey, Ex Course Rep - Retail Mgt.
When electing a VP - Sports I would ask you to bear in mind that you are Taz Rajwani
not just electing an individual to be responsible for sport. You are electing Final Year IHTM, Course Rep
a Vice President of the Union who is jointly responsible for the running of Bernadette 'Bernie' Robinson
the entire Union. If you vote for me you can be certain that you are electing Final Year Nurse, Captain Ladies Rugby
someone who will do everything he can to ensure that this Union is run for
the benefit of all its members. The role of a sabbatical goes well beyond
that of the position he or she is elected to do. I am committed equally to DON’T BE A MUPPET
Surrey Sport and our Union and will ensure that both go from strength to
strength over the next year. Vote Dave “Beaker” Civil

Denise Goodwin [1] VP Sports

And now for something completely different….
Hi, I'm Denise and I am a final year Applied
Psychology/Sociology (APS) student. I am currently a member
of the women's football team, and if I can stop getting injured I
may also get a game in with the Women's badminton team!!!
For the moment I am probably best recognised as 'that poor girl
trying to get around our rather hilly campus on crutches', or even
'that stupid girl who can't stay away from the union on those
crutches'. But believe it or not I can't wait to get my leg back and
hit the sports again. I have a strong passion for sport, and over
the years have partaken in a wide range of activities. I believe
sport to be an important part of my life, and with the devotion
and determination that I have, I believe I would make a fantas-
tic sports officer. I'm a very approachable person, and as many
people know (as they are probably trying to get away from me)
I'll talk and listen to anyone. I believe that if I can get students
involved in sport at Surrey the way I have, that I can help them
enjoy their time spent at university that little bit more.
Come on… get involved… Sport for all!
There is no point going to university (except for the qualifica-
tions of course) if you are not going to get the most out of it, and
although sport isn't everyone's cup of tea, those students who
are even slightly interested should be encouraged - with the
opportunity to do the sports that they want. Currently at Surrey
there is a whole range of sporting activities students can get
involved in, from the clubs such as football or athletics, to aero-
bics or the fitness suite within UniSport. There is something for
all tastes and abilities, and students should never be made to
feel that they are not 'sporty' enough to take part in any of these
activities. Along with working with the sports clubs, I plan to be
more forward and forceful when it comes to departmental
sports, in an attempt to make it fun and much more accessible
to all within the university. Currently within some departments
there is a lack of interest, which is a shame as not only can par-
taking be enjoyable, but also it may just be that de-stressor that
people need.
If you would like to talk to me
about any of these issues,
chances are you will find me
in the union on all main
nights. Failing that feel free
to stop me around campus -
for the moment you can't
miss me, I'm the dodgy
blonde hopping around (or
falling down!) on crutches.
Proposer: Hannah Saunders
(Women's Football Captain)
Seconder: Rachel Hawkins
(Women's Football Captain)
Guarantor: Matt Jackson
(AKA Kempy… Men's 1st
team Hockey Captain)
Guarantor: Nuala
McGettigan
(A lass and a half!!)
Guarantor: Darrell Thomas
(Chairmen Men's Football)
Guarantor: Tanya Davis
(Women's football, cracking
defender!!)
Sacred Wednesdays…
Wednesday afternoons for sport is a countrywide recognition.
Not only is it a time when many BUSA matches take place, but
it is also a time when many other clubs have a chance to get
together because no students should be in lectures… Or so we
are led to believe!!! Over the years departments have managed
to get away with slipping in the odd sneaky lecture or seminar
during this time. I believe that students should not be put into
the position where they have to choose, but have the opportu-
nity to do both!!! This is something I feel very strongly about
and am prepared to approach any department who schedule
lectures past one o clock on a Wednesday afternoon on behalf
of any student who is made to choose!!!
Investing back into the future…
Sport within Surrey is growing, and we now have country wide
recognition achievements through clubs like squash, golf and
trampolining. With this in mind I would encourage clubs to
spend the money they have to invest back into their sport - mak-
ing them bigger and better for the future. Here at Surrey
University we are lucky to have some of the best sporting facil-
ities around, and as they say 'things can only get better'. Not
only will I represent current students, but also encourage the
new freshers in 2001 to get involved in sport. This means that
clubs should have new members to 'pass the baton' onto when
present students leave. Along with this I plan to raise the pro-
file and image of Surrey sport within the local community, with
the hope of increase both sponsorship and coaching interests.
And finally…
I really want to stress the fact that as sports officer I would be
there for you the students, and will therefore aim to represent
everyone to the best of my ability. Not only do I see myself as
an asset to the daily running of current clubs, but I also want to
be there for students and clubs when they have any problems
(such as sporting injuries!). Overall my plan is to invest in
Surrey sport not just for the now, but for the future!!!
08/02/01
Lucy Andrews
Hi, I’m Lucy Andrews, this year’s Vice President
Societies and Culture and I wish to attend the NUS
Conference 2001 as a Surrey Delegate. I have
worked this year on NUS Campaigns such as the
National March for Education and ‘Modernising the
Movement’ for the integration of international and
postgraduate students.
The key themes of this year’s conference - educa-
tion funding, welfare, active unions and student
rights are all of great importance and I want to be
there to see them argued out in true NUS fashion!
So, go on, let me go to sunny (?) Blackpool and
partake in student politics...and a few pints along
the way!
Proposer: Ben McCauley
Seconder: Susie Westwell
Fiona Wareham
Having worked as USSU President for over six
months now I have been really involved with NUS
both on a regional and National level. NUS
Conference is the biggest political event in the stu-
dent calendar and I feel that my year as President
would not be complete without taking the repre-
sentation of Surrey students to the next level at
this national forum. Furthermore I have a great
desire to be part of the decision making regarding
how NUS should be run, who it should be run by
and which areas of student needs it should be
campaigning for in the future.
Proposer: Susie ‘Q’ Westwell
Seconder: Lucy Andrews
NUS Delegates 19
Luke Mackenzie Ben McCauley
Hi, Lukeyboy here and I'm asking for your vote so VOTE [1] BEN McCAULEY FOR NUS DELEGATE
that I can attend the NUS conference and repre-
sent you. I have a number of issues with NUS Hi, for those of you who don't know me I am Ben
regarding the overall structure of the organisation Mac, the current VP Sports. I have been a sabbat-
and would like the opportunity to ask questions of ical here at Surrey for the past 18 months and dur-
the important people within NUS. Send me on this ing that time I have represented Surrey Students
conference and I'll make sure to ask questions. on local and national issues, sporting and non-
Vote [1] Luke Mackenzie for NUS Delegate. sporting issues many times. I have represented
Surrey at regional NUS and BUSA meetings,
Proposer: Ben McCauley attended national NUS and BUSA conventions
Seconder: Fiona Wareham and was a delegate to last years NUSSL confer-
ence in Cardiff and NUS conference in Blackpool.
I can represent YOUR views to a national audi-
ence.
So vote Ben McCauley [1] for NUS Delegate.
(And I'm the minibus driver so if I don't go no-one
Susie Westwell else can get there!)
Proposer: Rebecca Heath
Seconder: Lucy Andrews
Susie Westwell Vote [1] NUS Delegate
As current VP Education and Welfare I am heavily
involved in dealing with and representing all stu-
dents within the university and I feel that I have the
mindset and the experience to represent Surrey
There are still delegate positions available so if
Students fairly and strongly on a national level.
you want to join these lucky so and so’s then pop
Having been an active student at Surrey myself
in and see Luke Mackenzie in the Students’ Union
and a dedicated sabbatical, I have a great under-
to find out more.
standing of the variety of views and needs of stu-
dents at surrey and intend to take every one of
these views with me to NUS Conference teh
nationwide student policy is set which will have
implications for every student at Surrey so vote [1]
for Susie Westwell and know that your voice will
be heard.
Propser: Lucy Andrews
Seconder: Fiona Wareham
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Setting The Record Straight
I walk into the Guildford Civic Hall to meet
Kenwyn House, Reef guitarist, and he looks
every inch the rock star. And he loves it. “It’s
the best thing in the world to do. I’ve always
wanted to be in a band and I’ve always want-
ed to be a musician. I was talking to my
uncle at the gig in Truro yesterday and he
remembers hearing me when I was about
eight or nine pointing at the screen when Top
Of The Pops was on saying “I’m going to do
that.” I don’t remember saying that shit, but I
must’ve done! It’s all totally natural for us.
When I was on the dole or at college I was
doing exactly the same thing.”
The band got together in 1993, were signed
in 1994 and had their first album ‘Replenish’
out in 1995. How does Ken feel about the old
records? “I really like them. I love all our
records. They are a snapshot of what you
were doing at that time. You can say you
hate your school photograph, but that’s how
you looked and at the end of the day, you’ve
got to learn to love that. I look back over the
years and I think you could cringe, but I’m
quite proud.”
The first album went to number 9 and was
quite a big seller. The second ‘Glow’ went
straight in at number 1. So are they interest-
ed in chart success? “Not necessarily, but
when you travel the world and see the
amount of people that come to your gigs….”
He tails off. Where are the band biggest
other than the UK? “In Australia and Japan.
Australia is one of the most beautiful places
in the world and I couldn’t believe how many
people we were playing to” (in Japan). It’s all
good then. What about Europe? “We sell a
lot of records in Holland, Germany, Spain,
Italy, Switzerland. Yeah we do alright “, he
says modestly, “but they don’t like us in
France”. And he looks confused.
Reef played at the Civic Hall here in sunny
Guildford on Jan 28, as part of the extensive
touring that goes with promoting the current
album ‘Getaway’. “We’ve never played here
before. We thought it was an interesting
place to come to”. Good, a proper, stomping
bone fide rock band here. We could do with
more of that, and the crowds starting to
queue outside obviously agree. Current live
favourites are ‘Saturday’ and first single from
the album, ‘Set The Record Straight’, but
these change all the time. And that’s “just
live, not necessarily what I think are our best
songs. They’re all my children”, he says, but
I think he’s joking.
How do the band write? “Almost all of the
time the music comes first. Gary (Stringer,
lead vocalist, currently escaping all the
media attention by sleeping on the tourbus)
writes 90% of the lyrics. Jack (Bessant,
bass) and Dominic (Greensmith, drums)
write some. I’ve made opinions, but I think
Reef Interview
An Interview With Reef
his (Gary’s) writing’s really good. And I don’t really good songs. I just wished they’d had a
have an interest in writing words. It’s all the little bit more dirt on them. That they weren’t
music I’m interested in. It’s the same for Jack so clean. They’re (the songs) like brand new
and Dom. And Gary loves words and he’s trainers. Always better when you’ve had a
naturally quite good at it. Thank God for weekend wearing them.”
Gary and his words.” Amen. “Sometimes
words really do mean something to me, but I Reef are always writing and looking for new
just listen to tunes. Tunes and beats, that’s ideas. These sometimes come out at sound-
what turns me on. Half of the time, I can’t lis- checks and Ken is always playing one of his
ten to pop records, I have to blank the words thirteen guitars. What are they writing at the
out, because they f**king irritate me so moment? “We’re coming up with dirty, horri-
much!” ble ideas at the moment. It is going to sound
like a washing machine on full spin with a
Do the band go into the studio with a specif- brick in it! he jokes, but you can see he’s
ic aim for the album or is it organic? “You are itching to make proper “dirty” rock ‘n’ roll.
always moving from what was last done. You What did you grow up listening to? “I’ve
sort of springboard to the next thing you always been into music, I’d sing along with
want to do. It’s an intuitive thing”, he says the radio when I was a little boy. I’ve always
thoughtfully. “There are no words to loved music. But what really made me think
describe…(thinks)…music.” “Yeah, that’s what I want to do” was Jimi
Hendrix” he says with admiration, “and early
Latest LP ‘Getaway’ features the singles ‘Set ACDC, Led Zeppelin, the Rolling Stones, the
The Record Straight’, ‘Superhero’ and ‘All I Clash, the Beatles”. The usual suspects.
Want’, all of which go down really well at the “Rock ‘n’ roll basically. The real shit.”
gig, which seems to be a greatest hits set,
with huge cheers from “We’re really lucky at
the sell-out crowd with you come up against things our record company.
most of the intros. But like having to do the Radio They are all ex-
Ken says “I’m not 100% musos and are totally
happy with the produc- One roadshow. F**king doing it for the right
tion of our last record to worst things alive reasons and we have
be quite honest.” Why? a lot of respect for
“It sounds a bit clean, and sanitised, and them.” Don’t they get any of this record com-
safe. Not rock ‘n’ roll enough. Not raw pany angst then? “Yeah, we do, absolutely.
enough. It’s very clean.” How would you They have to try and sell you to the public
have changed it? “I would have kept takes and you come up against things like having
that had more….(pauses)…” energy? I sug- to do the Radio One roadshow. F**king
gest, “drugs!”, he finishes with a smile. “But worst things alive”, he says with feeling. “But
it’s technically a very good record. That’s just you deal with it, because it’s what you do if
the production side of it, I’ve never been you want to be successful. Everytime you
happier with the songs. ‘All I Want’ (new sin- make a record you have to go around and
gle), ‘Levels’ and ‘Saturday’ are just really, talk to the press and it’s a tour you hate
doing and you’ve got nothing new to tell
them. It’s like “Yeah, we’re a rock band, we
make music, hi, bye now”, that’s what really
happens.” Do the record company make you
do things then? “The record company don’t
make us do anything. We’re not a boy band.
The really big difference is we were already
something that they wanted, we’ve never
changed, they signed us for what we already
were. That’s what they wanted at the time
thankfully.”
The band, unlike a lot of their British col-
leagues do quite well in America. “There was
a time, in America, when if we’d stayed out
there we could’ve done really well. But we
were all having nervous breakdowns, and
needing to go to Alcoholics Anonymous and
21
stop taking loads of drugs. We thought we
were invincible. We do. We found out that we
weren’t. You can’t go on like that forever.”
But is it still fun? . “I’m having a really good
time at the moment. That’s why I’ve got no
colour in my face, I look really, really thin and
I haven’t shaved for days.” A proper rock star
then.
A lot of people will know Reef as the rockers
on TFI Friday singing ‘It’s Your Letters’ to the
tune of their 1996 hit ‘Place Your Hands’,
about five times every show. Did that annoy
you? “We always thought that was just for
one show. We were a bit pissed off. We
made a mistake. I don’t watch the f**king
show anyway, but someone said you’re on
again. We thought we just did that for the
show because we did it when we did ‘Come
Back Brighter’ (1997 top ten hit) on their
show. We were just in a good mood and they
said “Do you want to do this for one show?””
Did they actually say just for one show?
“Yeah, yeah, but there’s nothing written
down on paper. There’s so many things done
on good faith. In a way, all publicity is good
publicity. But it did irritate me a bit. When we
complained they just played it more. They
actually stopped for a while, but after we
complained (to Chris Evans) they played it
more. But I don’t care. It’s not a big thing. But
it still grates obviously. “’Place Your Hands’
had charted well before that. It was a top 5
record. And it was quite a hard time of year
for a rock band to release a record. We were
up against Madonna and loads of stuff. If it
was in January it would have been a number
one record.”
Ken is 30, “but still feels fifteen” and has
“never had a proper job”, so what are the
major highs of being in Reef? “Writing some
of the songs”, he says first before mention-
ing playing in front of hundreds of thousands
of people at festivals Roskilde and the obvi-
ous Glastonbury. Do any of the gigs stand
out as being the best? Long pause…”Can’t
think of one gig. It’s like saying “Which roast
dinner was the best?”
Touring is hard work, but Ken certainly
seems to enjoy it. “It’s all good. It’s so good
you don’t want to go to sleep. After you’ve
played, usually you’re really excited, and you
have a drink and you can’t go to sleep and
usually someone gets you off your head any-
way!” It seems like Reef are one of the few
real rock ‘n’ roll bands left. And long may it
continue.
Anna Wheeler
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Music News
If you haven’t been alive this week then
you are probably the only ones who
have not heard who are the five mem-
bers of the Popstars band. On
Saturday night the popstar judges
announced that 20yr old Noel Sullivan,
19yr old Suzanne Shaw, 20 yr. old
Myleene Klass, 21 yr. old Danny Felt
and 24yr old Kymberley Marsh were
the chosen five to represent the band.
All the members are currently living in a
secret location in London, where they
are recording and rehearsing a new sin-
gle which is due for an imminent
release.
Pop made a further come back against
rock this week with the new Atomic
Kitten line up having their first UK num-
ber 1 with ‘Whole Again’. It prevented
U2’s ‘Stuck in a moment (you can’t get
out of)’ from getting to the top spot
Singles
PHOENIX – If I Ever Feel Better (Virgin)
This is catchy melodic indie-pop at it’s best.
It is a perfect summer tune, that makes you
want to go driving with the top down. Really
smooth and chilled out, it sounds like Ben
Fold’s melodies blended with Jamiroquai
beats. Taken from debut album ‘Untitled’,
this is a fantastic track. See them live at
London’s LA2 on January 25th. 9/10 A.W.
TERRORVISION – D’ya Wanna Go
Faster? (Total Vegas)
Terrorvision are back with a stormin’ new
single from the album ‘Good To Go’, out on
february 5th. You can hear the influence of
Prodigy producer Neil McLellan with a fast-
paced punky rock tune. Although
Terrorvision seem to be turning into a bit of a
novelty rock band with singles like this and
‘Tequila’, they do it well, much better than
most. This isn’t quite as good as ‘How To
Make Friends And Influence People’ era
tracks ‘Oblivion’ and ‘Middleman’, but it still
rocks. Play it loud. 8/10 A.W.
U2 – Stuck In A Moment You Can’t Get
Out Of (Island)
The second single from ‘All That You Can’t
Leave Behind’ is another example of U2’s
never-ending talent for writing good songs…
Other bands who have been going on for as
long as they have don’t write songs half as
good as this one! 8/10 O.C.
LSK – The biggest fool (Sony)
This is another power-filled soulful track from
a band that deserve far more widespread
recognition than they’re getting at the
moment. Catchy chorus and a quality vocal
throughout. Nice. 8/10 M.S.
ALPINE STARS – Interlaken (Faith and
hope records)
Hotly tipped as the best new dance act,
‘Interlaken’ just shows why. Like an Air with
beats ‘Interlaken’ is full of electronic bleeps
and blips that would put Kraftwerk to shame
and the listener is drawn in by an insatiably
catchy melody that wont let you go. Great
song. 8/10 S.R.
FINLEY QUAYE – When I Burn Off Into
The Distance (Epic)
This track is a real surprise, starting with
Suede-esque guitars, moving into a laid
Music Reviews
which reached number 2 and lasts
weeks number1 one Limp Bizkits
‘Rollin’ dropped to number 4.
Gatecrasher has announced they are
playing a series of events over the
Easter weekend with the likes of Carl
Cox, Seb Fontaine and Darren
Emerson playing. The event begins on
13th April in Birmingham and will call in
at Belfast on the 14 th and in Scotland on
the 5 th. However, the venue for
Scotland has yet to be decided.
It has been revealed this week that Rod
Stewart, the ageing rocker, has had a
cancerous lump removed from his
throat in an operation last April. After
the operation Stewart revealed that it
has taken nine months for his singing
voice to return although he has been
able to talk normally. He was worried
back funky sound, with moments very remi-
niscent of the Beatles. This song was
apparently written in a hotel bar, no doubt
after a few bevvies, which reflects the feel-
ings of this song: relaxed, pensive and a tad
emotional. 8/10 J.K.
KINGS OF CONVENIENCE – Winning A
Battle, Losing The War (Source)
Part of the so-called ‘New Acoustic’ scene,
the Kings Of Convenience are a Norweigen
duo. They play heartbreakingly lovely songs
like this single taken from their debut album
‘Quiet Is The New Loud’. That says it all real-
ly. The single is full of plucked acoustic gui-
tar melodies and soft vocals. It’s gorgeous.
8/10 A.W.
T. POWER – Running Featuring Amaziree
(Botchit and Scarper)
Apparently this is break beat – tuff base and
breaks with a powerful deliverance of female
vocals and grace – or so the blurb says.
Whatever, it’s a fantastic tune and that’s
what matters. 8/10 J.K.
FATBOY SLIM feat MACY GRAY –
Demons (Skint)
Well, you have all heard this before haven’t
you? Nothing for me to say really except that
this is surely one of the best singles from the
Fatboy’s album ‘Halfway Between The
Gutter And The Stars’: with its soothing
piano line, weird chants and Macy’s distinc-
tive singing, this is Norman’s production
genius at its finest. 8/10 O.C.
MY VITRIOL – Always (Infectious)
This should be My Vitriol’s year with this sin-
gle taken from debut album ‘Finelines’ out on
March 5th. An obviously talented rock band,
My Vitriol have punky guitar and intelligent
lyrics. ‘Always’ was first released as a 700
limited edition single available only via mail-
order in 1999 and definitely deserves a
proper release. The band tour in February
ending with a gig at London’s ULU on March
1st. Catch them before they go supersonic.
7/10 A.W.
STARSAILOR - Fever (Chrysallis)
The next in the new generation of "a bit like
Coldplay". Sedate acoustic tinged emotional
indie, tailor made for a grey bedsit genera-
tion. Another representative of British
reserve in the face of ham fisted dare to be
dumb metal invading from the States. 7/10
M.M.
SLUDGEFEAST – Rock n’ Roll (Fuzzbox)
This debut album from these south
Londoners, with its brash, unpolished sound
that his “distinctive voice” would never
return.
Finally this week it has been rumoured
this week that Elton John and rapper
Eminem could be performing a duet
together. The most unlikely duet this
year is apparently occurring at the
Grammy awards on 21 st February in
Single of the Week
28 DAYS – Rip it up (Mushroom)
The song has definitely grown on me
over the week and has stopped sound-
ing like a cheap Offspring ripoff
(although the 1 st B-side does still sound
like the Foo Fighters). The main prob-
lem is that the drums sound like a cheap
drum machine, and the guitars sound
like they were recorded in a bedroom.
Listen to it and make your own mind up,
since I STILL haven’t made mine up
yet…actually, the 2nd B-side (“The right
place”) should have been the main
song. It kicks ass!!! 10/10 J.J.
is a direct take on the likes of Five, Westlife
and all the other s*** that clogs up the
charts… The album sounds like MotorHead
in their early days, with a hint of Stooges:
raw energy, killer distortion and LOUD!. It
seems like they are saying: look here you
gabbling-rosyfaced-manufactured pile of
s*** (Westlife, Britney et al.) learn how to
ROCK! 7/10 O.C.
GRANDADDY – The Crystal Lake (V2)
Originally released in May last year, ‘The
Crystal Lake’ has been re-released following
the success of debut LP ‘The Sophtware
Slump’. It is a lovely guitar-led tune with
swirling loops adding an extra dimension.
Grandaddy excel at witty lyrics which are
sung in wacky, slightly American-country
style vocals (but here that’s a good thing –
honest). The B sides aren’t up to much
though, so I would say go and buy the
album. 7/10 A.W.
MO SOLID GOLD - Personal Saviour
(EMI)
Mo solid Gold arrived on the scene in mid-
2000 and have been popular with crowds
supporting bands on tour. This track is full of
life with slick melodies. If you saw them live
at the Union you’ll know they can perform.
7/10 N.M.
ETIENNE DE CRECY – Am I Wrong? (XL
Recordings)
Am I Wrong is the first single to be taken
from the recently released ‘Tempovision’
album. It is a innovative disco track with dis-
tinct fuses of house and groove. De Crecy is
renowned for his expert production and the
single and two B Sides are proof that he is
one of the best and most influential produc-
ers in Europe in the last ten years. 7/10 M.S.
08/02/01
Atomic Kitten
LA. The pair apparently expressed a
“mutual admiration” for one another and
the duet is “definitely happening”
according to a friend of Johns. “Both
Elton and Eminem are really excited
about it.”
SImon Robinson
FEEDER – Buck Rogers (Echo)
A great song with a really positive vibe.
“He’s got a brand new car, looks like a
Jaguar”.. Okay, so he’s got a flashy new car,
never mind, we’ll “grow ourselves new skin,
(and) get a house in Devon” – that’s the spir-
it, boys! 7/10 J.K.
TINDERSTICKS – What Is A Man?
(Beggar’s Banquet)
This limited edition single was recorded for
use as the theme song for the BBC drama
‘The Sins’. It is a Four Tops cover, featuring
the smooth vocals and weird instrumentation
you would expect from Tindersticks. The
band will be releasing their fifth studio album
in the first half of 2001, with an extensive
tour of the UK accompanying it. Look for-
ward to that. 7/10 A.W.
ASH – Shining Light (Infectious Records)
Ash return to the fray after almost a 2 year
break with what can only be described as
Ash back to their best with shimmering gui-
tar, rock overtones and all backed by the
Irish charm of Tim Wheelers vocals. Shining
light is a simple love song turned into anoth-
er Ash anthem which takes them back to
sounding like their ‘1977’ days. 7/10 S.R.
EMILIANA TORRINI – To be free (One lit-
tle Indian)
Emiliana Torrini is a 23 year old half
Icelandic, half Italian chanteuse singer who
has been turning heads across Europe
throughout last year. This single is in collab-
oration with Tore Johansson (of Cardigans
fame) and consequently has a very recog-
nizable sound. Torrini’s voice is also very
similar to another famous Icelandic singer…
nuff said. 7/10 M.S.
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TALIB KWELI & HI-TEK – The Blast
(Rawkus)
“You pronounce my name Kweli.. Any ques-
tions?” Well, yeah.. how come we’ve never
heard of you? This relaxed hip hop track is
quite a gem. Shuffling beats and velvety
base are combined with Kweli’s lyrics and
the soulful vocals of Vinia Mojica, with fan-
tastic results. 7/10 J.K.
EVERLAST – Black Jesus (Tommy Boy)
The hip-hopper that gave us “Whitey Ford
Sings The Blues” is back with a razor sharp
single with hefty guitar riffs and thumping
hip-hop beats… a winner! 7/10 O.C.
DAVID MORALES FEATURING JULIET
ROBERTS – Needin’ U II (Manifesto)
This apparently is a “re-mastered, re-mixed,
re-worked” version of club classic ‘Needin’
U’. It sounds pretty much like the original to
me. Still a dancefloor stomper, but don’t
expect anything new. 5/10 A.W.
DARIO G - Dream To Me (Mercury)
This single is a remix of the Cranberries orig-
inal version. Basically it has had the stan-
dard club beat and phased sounds added. It
will probably be a hit in the clubs but will only
appeal to dance fans. 5/10 N.M
JJ72 – October Swimming (Lakota)
Darlings of the music press, JJ72, have
been dubbed the most intense new artists of
the British Isles. Frankly, this track is not all
that amazing but in spite of not living up to
the hype, it’s not a bad song. 5/10 J.K.
LOWFINGER – Go Go Me A Big Pop
(Elemental)
As far as I can tell, this is a song about
Japan being great because it has violent car-
toons and heavy metal. This doesn’t exactly
stretch the intellect, but then it’s not sup-
posed to. According to the record company,
Lowfinger are the first rock band in ages
“that come pervertedly body painted in glori-
ous, luxurious technicolour”. Not sure about
that – to me the band (which incidentally
have band members with names such as
Album of the Week
TURIN BRAKES – The Optimist LP (Source)
Whilst rock is supposed to be the big thing this year, at
the other end of the scale bands are starting to get
noticed what with Badly Drawn Boy and Coldplay enter-
ing the charts recently and likely to join them soon is
Turin Brakes. The Optimist LP is an album full of murky
despair and anxiety. However, like a Shakespearean
tragedy at the bottom of it all there is hope as on ‘save
me’ Ollie Knight sings “pulling me out of this mystery
making me breath again” and on ‘The Door’, “there’s a
much better place”. Turin Brakes consist of Ollie Knight
and Galle Paridjanian and together they write songs with
more despair than Thom Yorke and with more beauty
than Jeff Buckley. This is certainly something worth
being optimistic about. 8/10 S.R.
SCANNERFUNK – Wave Of Light By Wave Of
Light (Sulphur)
A departure from the more abstractly invigorating
experimental work that they are more usually
recognised for, this album seeks to unite the hip
with the brain. Sculpting a sound that twists state
of the art technology in gloriously unconventional
ways, this C.D ignites flaring beats with symphon-
ic strings, fluttering electro rhythms with melan-
cholic minimalism. The future of funk is here. 8/10 O.C
LUKAN – Lukan (Depth Records)
The new album from Lukan features 10 dynamic
new songs filled with their trademark big riffs and
arena drums, big choruses and intelligent, soulful
lyrics… Lukan rock, and that, nowadays, is an
extremely precious commodity! Keep a look out
for them, they are going to be huge. 7/10 J.H.
THE VEGASTONES – Love hotel (V2)
Hmm. This is the kind of band and album that
puzzles you for ages. Are they ok or lame? Well
the album is very dominated by slow lo-fi rock bal-
Music Reviews
Shaggy, Wally and Nobby), play novelty
indie-pop. It’d sound great after a few
drinks in the bar, but otherwise don’t bother.
5/10 A.W.
YONGEN - Whispers and
Knives/Moonrise (Igi)
The Japanese music scene has hardly made
much of an impact in Britain and this debut
single from Yongen could explain why.
Whispers and Knives is a beautifully crafted
song creating an evocative wide screen
soundscape. However, this blend of beauty
and grandiose leaves a feeling of emptiness
with nothing to fill the space. Whispers are
too understated to fill this gap and will just go
by unnoticed perhaps someone needs to
start shouting. 5/10 S.R.
THE SMUT PEDDLERS – Porn Again
(Beat Wax)
The Smut Peddlers are the hip-hop equiva-
lent of Alex from ‘A Clockwork Orange’ as
they revel in smut, filth and ultra violence.
However, the big difference between the
Anthony Burgess character is that Burgess
writes with art where as the Smut Peddlers
know no poetry and the smut just gets dirtier
and the violence harder. Still its supposed to
be it is hip-hop. 5/10 S.R.
DUM DUMS – Army of two (Good
Behaviour)
This is the fourth single from the guitar boy-
band. It is annoyingly plain and seems to
have stepped back at least five years into
the brit-pop era. Having said that it will prob-
ably be loved by teenage girls. I predict it will
be the theme tune for a TV drama soap in
the very near future. 5/10 M.S.
ORB – Once More (Universal Island)
Very ambient, trancey stuff as you would
expect from the Orb. The single is taken
from the album ‘Cydonia’, out some time
soon. This comeback single is a bit disap-
pointing, not up to their usual standard as it’s
actually quite dull, and sounds a bit like Enya
to me (it even has a sample of running water
noises). The promo includes the famous
l a d s
with usual string compliments. However when the
material is more up beat it is catchy and clever. A
band to watch out for perhaps. 6/10 M.S.
GRASS-SHOW - Vertigo sampler (Flunk
Records)
Swedish-based Grass-Show have been around
for quite some time; despite this, their success
has been limited to Sweden. They did enjoy brief
Radio 1 airplay a few years back. Their sound is
far from unique; Mansun fans will be able to draw
almost immediate comparisons. In particular title
track ‘Vertigo’ sounds distinctly familiar. This is not
necessarily bad, as ‘Vertigo’ grabs your attention
immediately. This is a good collection of songs
that suggest the album will be well worth a look
when it is released on the 12th February. 6/10 A.R.
IDRISSA DIOP – Conscience collective (Mikeli
Music)
Idrissa Diop is a vocalist/percussionist from
23
Recommended
MARK B & BLADE – The
Unknown (Source)
This track is fantastic. An infec-
tiously catchy tune, teamed with
a gritty description of the realities
of the music industry. Hailing
from South London, Mark B &
Blade are threatening to go
where no man has gone before
and bring British hip hop into the
mainstream. They are receiving
support from XFM and many of
the DJs at Radio One, and are
about to go on tour with their new
buddies, Feeder (unfortunately,
they’re not playing London).
“You’re about to enter a higher
level dimension”. It won’t be long
before ‘The Unknown’ are break-
ing through and becoming The
known. 9/10 J.K
Danny Tenaglia mix of ‘Little Fluffy Clouds’. hearing ‘Pop Idiots’ is something like the pot
Now this is what the Orb should be sounding calling the kettle black because pop idiots
like. It is a fantastic, ten minute version of a are exactly what Alaska J are. Riding on the
brilliant tune and is much better than the sin- Blink 182 punk pop phenomenon, they com-
gle. 9 for that, but for the title track: 4/10 bine the attitude of punk (or to them shouting
A.W. and load guitars) with pop melodies and they
sound like a Top Shop Sex Pistols with crap
JAY-Z – I Just Want To Love You (Give It songs. 3/10 S.R.
To Me) (Mercury)
Quite how this guy manages to get in the NELLY – E.I. (Universal)
charts is a mystery: his hip-hop is bland, This is a blatant rehash of his last single
commercial bull-****. However, I am sure ‘Country Grammar’, only it appears to have
that as with previous releases, this will be a guest vocals by the tellytubbies. 3/10 J.K.
hit. Sad, very sad. 4/10 O.C.
CHAKA DEMUS AND PLIERS –
AMEN - Too Hard To Be Free (Virgin) Redemption
Amen sound like Metallica without the skill or Woohoo! The comeback single you’ve all
the ideas, an at best average rock bluster been waiting for is finally here. Hurrah!! I’m
with a serious issue of style over content. not sure how long they’ve been away, but
Expect to find them on mid-afternoon at the style hasn’t changed. It’s still reggae-lite
Reading Festival this year with their 14 year that’d have Bob Marley turning in his grave.
old "rebel" fans in the moshpit. 3/10 M.M. It’s quite horrible really. And, joy!! You get
garage mixes too! Avoid at all costs. 1/10 A.W.
ALASKA J – Pop Idiots (London Records)
The first thing that springs to mind when
Senegal. His new album fuses traditional African
music with jazz and funk in the same way as Nitin
Albums
Sawhney has done with Indian music. The idea is
exciting but the result is, unfortunately, an over-
produced cheesy funk. Not for lovers of Limp
Bizkit. 6/10 M.S.
STEPHEN MALKMUS - Stephen Malkmus it is as bad as it sounds – Terrorvision do Steps is
(Double Six/Universal Island Music)
not a good thing). The album is full of average pop
Stephen Malkmus fronted college band Pavement
rock songs. And from a band that used to write
before their split in 1999. Pavement were fortu- great pop songs (‘Middleman’ and particularly
nate, they enjoyed both critical acclaim and a cult
‘Oblivion’), you can’t help feeling a bit let down.
following during their career. Their album Slanted
Could do better. 5/10 A.W.
and Enchanted (1992) often appears in best of
lists for the 90’s. Malkmus has been well advised;
SUCONA – No excuses (Conversion studios)
like most artists embarking on a solo career after
This is a debut album from a south-eastern band
the split of a successful band, he has retained
who are hoping to expand their horizons. Their
enough past influences to keep the old fans on
sound is very guitar based with funk influence and
board. No new ground is tread; I can’t help think-
despite good lead vocals the material doesn’t
ing Malkmus bottled it when putting this album have much innovation or potential. I can picture
together. It feels too much like a well-planned
them being a full-time professional support band.
business project. This is an American album,
5/10 M.S.
more likely to do well there than here. American
influence can give a record added appeal, unfor-
ANDY SMYTHE – Changing seasons
tunately not in this case. I’ll be very surprised if
(Dreaming elements)
this makes any sort of impact in the UK.
I’m sorry, I refuse to hold back. THIS IS DIRE.
Pavement fans will buy this regardless; everyone
Utter meaningless, musicless drivel that a rabid
else should try before they buy. 5/10 A.R.
monkey could produce. His voice tears at my ears
like a pneumatic drill, his lyrics have caused my
TERRORVISION - Good To Go (Total
friends and I literally hours of amusement, but
Vegas/Papillon Records)
also serious pain. My personal favourite track is
This fifth studio album from Terrorvision starts off
‘the Russians are coming’. Avoid like the plague.
as it means to go on – rockin’, or so they’d have
0/10 M.S.
us believe anyway. The first single taken from the
album ‘D’Ya Wanna Go Faster?’ is a great start
and a stomping tune, the best one here. ‘Friends
and Family’ contains the rather charming line
“Party over here, f**k you over there. It’s alright
This weeks reviews are brought to you by: Joey
now, because I just don’t care.” But after the
Jordison, Marshall Mathers, Oliver Chermeros,
promising start, you realise that most of the songs
Alex Read, Anna Wheeler, Judith Knox, and many
sound the same, except for the ballads, and these
more but i ve forgotton their names -oops music
aren’t great. “Love song” ‘Sometimes I’d Like To
ed
Kill Her’ is actually quite dull. There is a horrible
moment in the middle of the album on ‘Fists Of
Fury’, which is a guitar line dancing song (and yes
24 OFU 08/02/01

Cars, Vampires,
Jesus, and You
Nicolas Cage, like a windshield violated by the rape Gone in 60 seconds
of pedestrian skull, is a multifaceted entity. In his
many cinematic roles - asthmatic revolutionary,
geisha slut-boy, and of course his deathless perform-
ances as the Milkybar Kid - la Cage has proved him-
self a veritable semipermeable membrane of acting
talent.

But key to his success has been his ability to retain a

hapless air that implies the presence, beneath all that
guile, of a little boy, asking for the love of his audi-
ence. As Puckish a starlet as ever could be hoped to
be found amongst the reptilian alliance of the
Hollywood stud-farms, Nic Cage brings his charms to
Sunday's feature presentation at Oscar Film Unit,
"Gone In 60 Seconds".
A thrillingly turbocharged action feature featuring
rather a lot of cars, a review of "Gone In 60 Seconds"
just begs to be slathered with the sort of hyperbole
trademarked by gormless erectiles who type breath-
less, dilatory prose concerning SUVs and this year's
new Jaguar - and use expressions like "It's all car!",
as if to differentiate it from a new model of Mercedes-
Benz which is 32% boat.
As fast, slick, and cutting-edge as one would expect
from the producer of "Enemy Of The State", "Gone In
Sixty Seconds" is a high-speed and high-thrills
motion picture from beginning to end. With a plot that
can only be considered unquestionably insane,
"Gone In Sixty Seconds" offers the best chance to
see lots and lots of very very fast car chases since
the last John Frankenheimer film.
OFU shall be screening "Gone In Sixty Seconds" at
8pm in Lecture Theatre G on Sunday the 11th of
February.
University Arts Cinema this week presents to the
world at large the epic spectacle of Mexican vam-
pirism in Guillermo del Toro's "Cronos". Antique deal-
er Jesus finds among his hoard a curious golden egg-
like instrument which tacitly promises the opportunity
to gain immortality.
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Jesus, a dying million-
aire is somewhat eager to stave off the chilly finger-
ing of Death, and has thusly dispatched his son Angel
(sadly not that one) to obtain the golden instrument in
the hope of indefinitely postponing his imminent
demise.
An elegant and highly atmospheric film, "Cronos" is a
fascinating and absorbing take on the vampire
mythos - and gains much of its credibility, like Kathryn
Bigelow's "Near Dark", by promptly jettisoning much
of its gothic trappings. Like "Near Dark", "Cronos"
roots itself firmly in the now and present... and is all
the more powerful for it.
University Arts Cinema shall be screening "Cronos"
at 8pm on Wednesday.

Meanwhile, in OTHER, BREAKING NEWS, we This week's OFU column was contributed by Erasure
proudly unveil our campaign of OFU Events. In a and remixed by Fugazi.
fearless bid to remind Surrey students of the match-
less beauty of the world outside campus - and don't
pretend you don't need it. OFU have organised a Big
Cronos
Fun Day Out to the IMAX cinema in London to see
"Cyberworld 3D", an extraordinary visual extravaganza.

The Big Fun Day Out is going to take place on

Sunday the 18th of February, and you can get more
information/sign up for it at any OFU or UAC film
between now and then. It's bound to mean more
thrills than a cardboard tube stuffed with greased
hamsters, so come along and have a good time.

If you need a better idea of what to look forward to,

check out http://www.imax.com/cyberworld/
08/02/01
Big Sister
There is a complete lack of juiciness
this week! Apparent of a couple of
problems in house 65 Uni court, we
haven't heard anything on the
grapevine. Get it together people!!
House 65 certainly had its ups and
downs, the corrider smelling of sick
after one particular naughty first
year spent a night at the union,
sounds like the price dcrease of
beer has certainly done the trick.
And not only that to deal with, but a
visit to the hospital as well. Little
boys will have their fights won't
they?
Caught on Camera
If
If you
you have
have any
any photos
photos you
you would
would like
like to
then
then please
please pop
pop into
into the
the office
office or
or send
send us
barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
This Week’s Personals
- Big Sister, you are being
watched....and heard!
-Are you....weak, fat, violent and
loud?
- Phantom Flinger we know who you
are
-Big Sister, I know who you are, I’ll
see you real soon, Love Phantom
Flinger.
- 'YOU GO AND GET THE
DRINKS, I'M OFF TO PULL SOME
BIRDS!!' - Rob at his
best!!
- To Clare, Jon, Steve & Wendy, I
miss you tons and hopeyou are all
hunky dorey! Love from Charlie x
-To our SFB, naughty gened friend-
Kimbo of 149!Have you cleaned the
bathyet???!!! xxx
--is Gavin the original butterfly man?
-meet Bready, a 29 year old con-
struction worker!!!
Life, Gossip, & the Universe
Boy George, didn't fail to impress us
with his choice of hat on friday, and
the next little tale shows that Clare
was just as impressed with the
Sideshows helmet!
Benny, was it a stroke to the face
that contributed to your tongue
sandwich or merely a common inter-
erest of physical chemistry that got
the lurve vibe tingling on Friday. Do
I hear the pitter patter of curly haired
ginger babies, Clare Apple-tree? Or
do you have another target in mind!
Friday night was a very promising
evening, well done the union, look-
to see
see in
in bf,
bf,
us and
and email
email toto
-ELI, WILL YOU DO THE FANDAN-
GO
-"Feeney did you get that hat!
-Get well soon J! Good luck with the
blood transfusion and facial recon-
struction.
- Finland, America, Watford! Where
to next Pinnochio (Mike)?
- "Fat Busters" AGM - Friday @
6pm in One-Stop. Phone Trim Andy
53138 for details.
- Jonnnnnnyyyy Fartpants, Johnny
fartpants, johnnny fartpants, weee
love you, from the girl with all the
material from the Park Lane!
- Lukeboy, how could you?
- One for the lads, SH25
- Friday 9th February is No Wave
night in the HRB....so come on
down and have a laugh
ing good at long last!! Pity about the
dancers on stage though, now we
realise it takes guts and ambition to
get up there and strut your stuff, but
a little bit of advice never goes
amiss, get a routine! I am sure there
is a job for you in Bojanglez, so don't
be too dismayed.
Sorry but thats all we've got for this
week, apart from looking forward to
the phantom flinger, keep those
flans coming!!
Tinky Winky
Gorgeous_babe69@hotmail.com
- Oi, Frisbe get your act together
and pull that someone - DD
-I wonder if this is being proof read,
if not then - yes it is and therefore
thats why your last sentenance is
being totally scraped - ed
- Double Latin Homework is it,
Jermey?
-Hmmm, I always did think two was
quite a handful, don’t you JE
- God, I am sooooo boredddddd
-Fly half Dr Spock...who’s been a
naughty boy then???
- I hate personals....they are so bor-
ing nowadays
- Who is Funkyberry?
- What is Funkyberry?
- Why Funkyberry?
- ti he, i am off
25
LIFE AFTER
THE
WOMB
by Rich W
Just a quick note to start off: should anyone notice any spelling
mistakes in this week’s offering, then do not fear for they are put
there deliberately. You may have observed that we, the lovely
barefacts pigeon chested abattoir creepers, have got ourselves a
proof reader, so I’m simply testing him out and making sure the
man is up to scratch. Believe you and me, if he’s not, I’ll have
some mighty harsh words to say to him.
Anyway, on with the show...
...Friday night television when you get back after what could have
been a heavy evening out at the union - there really is nothing
better: unarseful drivel that instigates boundless philosophical
conversations between drunken people who have absolutely no
intention of going to bed until they are sick: in a word, fantastic.
(Not as fantastic as a girlfriend, granted, but then again, I would-
n’t know...and I really should stop mentioning that)
Take Baywatch - brilliant. There’s attractive women in bikini’s for
the men and fit six-pack possessing men for the women (vice
versa if that’s the way you happen to swing). Superficially speak-
ing, you can’t beat it, but entertainment wise, look no further than
Robot Wars.
Now I know it hasn’t been the same since Phillipa Forrester left
some time ago and that blonde floozy took her place, but I beg
you to look past that and stay with me here - as far as entertain-
ment goes, it’s unsurpassable: mindless violence, willing destruc-
tion and some bloke shouting so much you’d be forgiven for
thinking he’s a long way away. All this and it leads to the best
discussions when you’re drunk. For example, take the conversa-
tion discussing the best design for a robot - just a couple of
Friday’s ago, a few friends and myself were talking about this
very subject, finally deciding it would be best to make a robot with
a drill - that way it could penetrate the other robot’s outer shields
and damage all of their circuitry, meaning they could continue no
further. (This was preferred to the idea of an incendiary device,
which, although only able to be used once, would blow up the
other robot and be a lot more fun).
It was then suggested that instead of having just the robot, you
could perhaps make a robot with a transparent shell so that you
could place your pet cat or hamster inside it and look at how it
reacts - that way you could interest the poor little kids that get
dragged along by their engineery-type fathers. So instead of
Robot Wars you could have “Pet Animals In Robot Wars”.
Then, of course, the natural progression would be to do away
with the remote controlled and battery powered robots and
instead replace the power with the pet; for instance, you could
have two (non-smoking) hamsters running around in hamster
wheels moving the robot over the arena floor. All you’d need a
human for would be to activate the weapons. The only problem
with this would be that fatalities would probably occur - imagine if
we had the drilling weapon mentioned earlier...all it would take is
one unfortunate ‘spearing’ and you’d have a dead hamster on
your hands.
Although, since we’re on the BBC here, we could always combine
a “Pet Animals In Robot Wars” programme with an “Animal
Hospital - Robot Wars Casualties Special” couldn’t we? Imagine,
Rolf Harris would come on, talk in his strangely soothing
Antipodean accent and go “...do you remember little Fluffy the
hamster who was so horribly pierced by a drill on last week’s
show? Well, we’ll let you know how he’s getting on in just a little
while”...and then it would go on to Dave the guinea pig who was
set on fire by one of the flame-throwers during a particularly vio-
lent final battle in which a goldfish was somehow swallowed by a
homing pigeon. Then it could go on to Harold the cat who so
unfortunately broke his leg having being catapulted 30 feet into
the air by a notably fierce house robot. You could also have the
particularly moving story of the six-year old owner of Snowy the
rabbit who, having seen her pet rabbit minced by a vicious metal
contraption, decided to forget about animals and concentrate on
her diet of anti-depressants instead.
...all this and then you’d have Rolf coming back on saying; “and
by the way, Fluffy’s dead”.
Let’s face it - that’s entertainment.
If you see it on the BBC, not only should you be surprised, but
you should also remember you saw it here first.
26 Lifestyle 08/02/01

Dr Russ
Dear Russ
I've been told that some employers
ask you to give a presentation as
part of their selection procedure.
Have you got any advice in case I'm
asked to do one?
Dear Ingrid
Perhaps I could start by explaining why
employers use this exercise. The key things
which they are looking for are clarity of
expression, good time-keeping, effective
organisation of your material, and self-confi-
dence. If they can also obtain some evi-
dence that you have a sense of humour
then that's a bonus!
You are usually told in advance what you will
be required to talk about. It could be on a
subject of your choice, or maybe a leisure
interest or it could be related to the job
you're applying for. If you have time, you
can write out the whole thing beforehand but
it's not a good idea to read it out word for
word on the day. Far better to write the key
points on a series of numbered index cards.
As you come to each point during your talk
it will remind you what to say.
The beginning and end of your talk are the
crucial parts. Try to grab their attention with
something different from the usual "I'd like to
talk to you about .......". Why not try some-
thing like "It was once said that ......." or "It is
not commonly known that....." as a slightly
more unusual way of introducing your sub-
ject. A powerful opening sentence is a great
confidence booster and will help you get into
stride for the rest of your talk. Your finish
should be equally impressive because that
will leave the examiners with a positive opin-
ion about you.
Try to practise your talk in advance if you
can. Get a friend to listen and tell you how
you are coming across. Work hard to get
the talk into the time you've been allowed.
You will probably be penalised if you don't -
or you might even be cut off in mid-sen-
tence. Highly embarrassing!
Finally, when you get around to
delivering the real thing - remem-
ber to project your voice so that
everyone can hear and try to
make eye contact with each per-
son in the room at some stage
during your talk. That will make
them feel personally involved and
they will be all the more apprecia-
tive.
As ever, remember that a presen-
tation usually forms just part of the
assessment. If it goes badly, try to
put it behind you and throw your-
self into the next activity.
Employers seldom fail candidates
on the basis of one poor perform-
ance.
Russ Clark
Careers Service

Balloon Prizes Community Action Group

For all you people that having been waiting The University of Surrey Students' ly, fund raising and other activities.
eagerly for the results of the balloon race. Union needs energetic and enthusiastic
The furthest balloon went ended up in students who are interested in render - All students who are interested please
Great Walsingham in Norfolk not bad. So ing their services for a better cause. contact Abdul Wasey Khan, Community
here are the winners This group will be known as the Action Chairperson at:
Community Action group. Abdul_wasey@yahoo.com
1st £200 Dixons Vouchers
Joylton Hunter What is Community Action? "Living for oneself is easy, but living for
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AGM’s EGM’s
Notices
Reduced
Stage
Stage Crew
Monday11th
Monday11th February
February
Law
Law Society
Society
Friday 23rd February The
The Stag
Stag Hill
Hill Archers
Archers
prices for
6pm
2001
2001
6pm Helen
Helen Rose
Rose Bar
Bar
2001,
4 pm in the Grant
GM
GM will
will take
take place
Saturday
Saturday 10th
place
10th Students
Tuesday’s -
Mitchell Room Febuary,
Febuary, 10.30am,
10.30am, TB TB
Orthodox
Orthodox Society
Society 12B
12B
Date : Sat 24 February LGB
LGB
Time : 12:30 pm
Venue: Lady Chapel
Thursday 15th
7.30pm Friday’s
inclusive
(inside the cathedral)

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Chemist

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Sporting Vernacular
I hope everyone noticed my delib- one had left the union. Double
erate 100th/1000th mistake last bookings with the HRB meant we
week. What a mess Thursday got promoted into the main Union
turned out to be. Murphy was on and so more people got the chance
top form as Barefacts arrived no to experience the Barefacts team
more than 15 minutes after every- display their DJ skills which, sadly
are about as good as their photo-
graphic skills. Meow!!! I’ve been a
right bitch recently, apologies to
anyone who I have managed to
insult.
Cheers to Matt (OFU), Mountain
Walking, Pete (Rowing), and the
American Football guys. Keep bat-
tering the competition… to death!
Keep an eye out for a possible
elections special next week featur-
ing Sports Profiles of all the
prospective VP Sports. Also don’t
forget to go along to hustings on
Monday (7ish) to put them all
under pressure and see what they
have in mind for surrey pride.
Chops
 SURREY PRIDE
S TINGERS
The British Collegiate American
Football Leagues mid-season
break came to an end on Sunday
as the University of Surrey
Stingers hosted the University of
East Anglia Pirates.
The teams met earlier in the sea-
son in Norwich when the Stingers
started well and hung on to a 15-7
win.
Missing a number of key players
Coach Pete Vaughan had to make
several adjustments to the
“Swarm” Defense and it appeared
early on in the game that it would
be an Offensive Shootout.
The Stingers got off to a flying
start as the Swarm got to work with
James Sheppard jarring the ball
loose on the first UEA possesion .
The Stingers offense, led by QB
Ashley Heath, took over and drove
impressively for the first score in
the game. Both Andy Smythe and
Luke Thomas made strong runs,
and WR Ollie Tomlinson made a
vital 3rd down catch, it was Smythe
who opened the scoring from
18yds out breaking several tackles
on his way. After a penalty the
Stingers elected to go for a 2 point
conversion but failed to convert.
Stingers 6 UEA 0.
UEA were not prepared to lay
CARRY ON WINNING
down and give the win to Surrey.
The Pirates came back with an
impressive drive of their own which
was capped off by a 2yd scoring
run. The extra point attempt was
blocked and the score stood at 6-6
at the end of the Quarter.
Both Defenses dug deep and the
offenses struggled to make
progress. Unfortunately at this
point UEA CB Rob Kerr suffered a
fractured ankle which required an
overnight stay at the Hospital (
Surrey Coaches and players wish
Rob a speedy recovery)
The deadlock was broken by a
spectacular link up from 49yds out
as QB Ashley Heath found Luke
Thomas wide open with a pass.
The CB/RB/WR sprinted into the
endzone untouched to put the
home team 12-6 ahead. UEA
blocked the Extra Point kick.To
leave the score at 12-6 at the half.
The second half was typical of
the recent games between these
two teams - uncompromising
defense with both offenses making
progress that protected field posi-
tion but did not score. Phil
Mcdonald defended two 4th down
passes for the Stingers - both of
which could have been intercep-
tions and Tom Burton actually
S PORTS P ROFILE :
made an interception to break up
one UEA series. Dave Skinner, fill-
ing in for absent Defensive col-
R OWING
leagues, switched sides of the ball Warm up…
and produced a crucial and crush-
ing QB sack to end another Pirate Name & age: Pete
attack. Reeves
Andy Smythe was outstanding at
Running back for the Stingers and Nickname: Peety
Luke Thomas showed his all round Weety
ability as leading tackler (8) ,
Running back (80yds) and of Best feature: My
course “that” reception. stroking techniques
With 3 time National Champions
Hertfordshire tumbling to defeat What you look for in a
this win puts the Surrey team on man or women: HON-
top of their highly competitive ESTY and loyalty
Division. Next week sees them
travel to play off contenders Oxford Availability: Not often
- that is followed by a visit to
Guildford of last years beaten Bowl
finalists the Leicester Lemmings
110%…
who are currently undefeated.
Head Coach Pete Vaughan said Favourite position (this question applies to relevent sports only – no
“ I am delighted with this win, it was innuendo intended honestly): Stroking a coxless four!
a great all round team perform-
ance. Several people stepped up Best thing about your sport: Early weekend winter mornings, lycra all-
to fill in for missing players and in-ones and training 6-7 days a week. Or maybe not! Probably the
their performance today makes us scenery!
all the stronger for the tough
games ahead. We have no easy Worst thing about your sport: Someone farting in the boat when in the
games in our schedule - but today middle of the river with no escape
shows that this team will battle all
the way to the final whistle.” Best single moment in your sporting life: Playing infront of 1500 people
on a Christians tour in the Ukraine

Ultimate sporting dream: To win a national event

F OOTIE : U NI S 2 - C HILWORTH 2
Last Saturday saw the mighty 4th
team play their first game of the
Millennium after a 5-week Xmas
break. A superb turnout of 15 play-
ers was quickly whittled away by
the numerically challenged 3rds
and we were forced to take on the
league leaders with no subs and
more alarmingly no goalie.
Volunteers for goalie were not
exactly numerous so yours truly
filled in for “Judas” Grant. We start-
ed brightly but soon realised that
as well as 11 opposing players, the
referee had decided he might just
side with them too. In the 10th
minute, a bad dive reminiscent of
the Kursk was deemed worthy of a
penalty and we found ourselves 0-
1 down.
However, in a most untypical yet
pleasing manner, we fought back
(literally in the cases of Alex Read,
Mark Shaw, me & Ben Stillwell)
and debutant Tormod managed to
deflect an Andy Bray shot in for a
swift equaliser. Chilworth replied
soon after with an excellent individ-
ual goal but we went into the break
knowing we had more in the tank.
The second half should now be
entered into the latest edition of the
Oxford Dictionary as an example of
pride. The back 4 of Bray, Gibson,
Fisher & Kristov were tighter than a
ducks arse, the midfield fought like
the Vietcong and Ben & Simon
chased every ball like demented
Alsatians. Simons blistering pace
had caused trouble all game, and
duly slotted the equalizer after
Fizel’s backheel had put him
through. Unfortunately, despite
intense pressure we couldn’t quite
find a winner and the game ended
2-2 with the opposition left to rue 2
dropped points and return to their
inbred farming communities. Man
of the match was Alex “Caged
tiger” Read and confidence for the
BUSA games is higher than a
teenage with a tin of glue.
Jez Hill
Worst injury: Cutting right arm to the bone after falling through glass
window while playing garden bowls.
Sporting idol: Peter Schmeichel
Most embarassing sporting moment: Capsizing a single scull last
November
Tip: Drive through stroke with legs, fast hands and easy up the slide.
Hidden aspects to your sport: A coxes nice side!
Cool down…
Worst fear: Drowning
Chancellors or Roots: Chancellors (too many alcohol induced memo-
ries)
You in three words: mmm donuts – food.

M OUNTAIN WALKING C LUB R AMBLE O N

Mountain Walking Club leaves
trail of destruction across
Dorset!
(This article was written line-by-
line by the Mountain Walking Club,
Saturday night at the Barley Mow
pub in Dorset.)
In what can only be expressed as
an act of incredible human
endeavour, the Mountain Walking
Club this weekend conquered the
hostile terrain of the Isle of
Purbeck.
We braved the field of mad cows
hanging around the local substa-
tion soaking up all those lovely
waves, while miserably hanging
around the stile.
They weren’t miserable, they
were cute! I have a natural affinity
to them – never seen jet black
cows before!
After yet more muddy and haz-
ardous terrain, more steep hills
and a caravan park, we discovered
an assault course (playground).
Simon, also known as Psycho
(jump-in-the-mud) Nutter No. 1
finally managed to infect us with
his behaviour of a three-year-old
and we spent the next half an hour
on various swings, ropes and see-
saws.
After the intensely stimulating
activity of jumping on a plank of
wood on springs (of which, this
reporter hastens to add, not evey-
one partook), we surveyed the
extensive list of banned activities.
These included taking photo-
graphs of sheep (so we all went to
take some) and, letting dogs off
their leads.
Whilst most people got plastered
in brown mud, Pete somehow
managed to get caked in a putrid
pink goo.
Incidentally Scratchy Bottom,
through which we walked, is
extremely smooth-sided and
curved.
Excess Badger, immobilised
Tadger…
The local alcohol (Badger beers
and fine country wines) is begin-
ning to take its toll on various Evan - he had problems right from a loovely evening drinking at se
members of the MWC; the walk the start!) pub (hic)
tomorrow depends on Maddie’s Heidi and Andrea enjoyed the Well, we deserved it after our
hangover state! evening very much, enhanced by challenging day where we failed
Shortly before drinking-up time the presence of a man in a grey our summit of 119 metres, and
we weren’t even able to play the shirt … or was it a skirt? walked the longest 5 miles ever!
simplest drinking game (apart from Ash you can shee, we’ve all had