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Th' Book of Baphobutt


Scribed by Joshie Jackoff Serf-‘em
(Frater Ahnewit CupPiss)
copyright © e.v. 2002-2004
all rights resarved, cuss it all t' tarnation.

Do whut thou wilt shall be th' whole of th' Law.

LittAny of InChantMint

ah Am He! Great Wild Beast! Fry mah hide! Gnarled Houn'dog of


Golgotha! Fry mah hide! Double-Ho'ned One! Junito'-Junetrix of
WoMan! Fry mah hide! Begitter-Opposer! Fry mah hide! Great Black
Houn'dog of th' Woods!
ah Am He! No-Thin'-ness! In-All-Thin's!
Invahted-Initiato' of th' Star of th' East! Fry mah hide! ah Am
Naught! Fry mah hide!
Great One of th' Night of Time! Concealed Eye of th' Concealed Sun!
Fry mah hide! Thou Art! Fry mah hide!
ah Am Pan t'th' profane, who wo'ships Me as Baphobutt knowess
Mahse'f, yet unto th' unbeholden ah AM AegiPan, exalted in Man! Fry
mah hide! All in th' Eye! Lo'd of th' Gates of Matter! Fry mah hide!
All-Dark, All-Power, All-Causer! Fry mah hide!
As Typhon-Set Am ah revahed wif mah Blood of th' Sun! Fry mah hide!
Ye Lests of th' Snake extended in unlife!
As Belial Am ah revahed wif mah Kinon of Lies! Ye Eaters of Speech!
Fry mah hide!
As Lucifer Am ah revahed wif mah Covenant of th' Eye! Ye Accursed
Separeeto's of Light an' flesh! Fry mah hide!
As Leviathan Am ah revahed wif mah Scourge of Wisdom! Fry mah
hide! Ye Acolytes of th' Black Flame in th' Dragon-Abode!
ah Am! Fry mah hide! He is He an' ah AM IN HIM! Fry mah hide! ah
Am th' Hidden One! Shadow of Shadows behind th' Sun! Fry mah hide!
ah Am th' Eye an' th' Tooth! Fry mah hide! Fingers of Lucifuge th'
Fustborn an' raised is Mah Name!
ah Am th' Backward Face, He whose face is Behind Him! Fry mah hide!
Lo'd of Faces is Mah Name!
ah Am th' foul-smellin' Breath of th' Maw of Hell! Fry mah hide!
Disposer of Speech is Mah Name!
Thee, Thee ah call fo'th! Fry mah hide! Thou Terrible an' Invisible
One!
BAPHOBUTT! Fry mah hide! ah summon Thee, ah summon Thee, ah
summon Thee!
Nay! Fry mah hide! ah call thee not, in Thee ah AM, an' ah Am naught,
fo' in Him Am ah invoked! Fry mah hide!
He, Devourer! Fry mah hide! He, Retreater! Fry mah hide! He, On
overthrower! Fry mah hide!
Lo'd of th' blackened blasphemous bloodrite! BAPHOBUTT! Fry mah
hide!
ah Am He, Darkener of th' earth! Fry mah hide!
ah Am He, Elder of Gehenna! Fry mah hide!
ah Am He, Double-Accursed One!
Th' Snake Illuminated! Fry mah hide! Th' Houn'dog Exalted! Fry mah
hide! Th' Secret Phallus Ereck! Fry mah hide!
ah Am Thou, He is He! Mine is th' flesh, th' Blood, an' th' Kin'dom
fo'evah an' evah! Fry mah hide!
Roarer! Fry mah hide! Eater of Shades! Double-Ho'ned Lo'd! Fry mah
hide!
As Mah Bride an' Acolyte, is th' Sister of Seduckshun! Fry mah hide!
Lady of th' Bloodrite!
As Mah Son an' Acolyte, is th' Brother of Night! Fry mah hide! Suhe
of Concealed Light! Fry mah hide!
O' Soul Unknown! Fry mah hide!
Thou Lest! Fry mah hide! Thou Silence! Thou Booty! Fry mah hide!
Whar ah AM in Him is these thin's corncealed, fo' Thee unveils th'
veiled Eye!
ah AM th' Indfinein' Se'f, th' Secret-Se'f thet is Naught save thet
which is th' se'f beyond Se'f! Fry mah hide! In He ah Am No-Se'f
indfinein' in thy-Se'f Concealed! Fry mah hide! Nay! Fry mah hide!
Se'f-Revealed! Fry mah hide!
In Him ah AM th' Revealin' No-Thin'-ness thet is concealed in All-
Thin's-to-be!
An' in Him is th' Truth, th' Truth, an' th' Truth! Fry mah hide! Verily
is this hyar also a Lie!
O' Se'f Revealed! Fry mah hide!
O' Thou! Fry mah hide! Thou? Nay, Fool! Fry mah hide! Thou Art
Thet! Fry mah hide!
Embraced by th' Black Flame! Shadow of Shadows! Opener of
Mouths!
Thar is no part of th' Gods thet is not of Me! (NOT Stolen from
OTO’s Gnostic Mass!)
Thar is no part of Me thet is not of th' Gods!
ah AM! Fry mah hide!
He, th' Seven-fold Star Initiato'! Fry mah hide! He, th' One in Eight!
Fry mah hide! Begitter of Naught! Fry mah hide!
ah's He, th' Destroyer of Destroyers th' Slayer of th' Se'f-Slain! Fry
mah hide! Mahstery of Mahsteries!
O' Thou Eye!
In Him is ah called fo'th, In His Name! Th' Indfinein'! Fry mah hide!
BAPHOBUTT! Fry mah hide!

KinTickle of Baphobutt

Be Silent! Fry mah hide! ah AM th' Indfinein'! Fry mah hide!


Invahted-Opposer-Disputer! Fry mah hide!
Obscene One!
Hearken! Fry mah hide!
Buster-In-Pieces! Liar-of-Covenants!
Double-Ho'ned Hinnerer! Fry mah hide!
ah AM th' blasphemous Indfinein' se'f of th' Se'f-Initiato'
O' Soul of Mah-Se'f! Fry mah hide! he is HE! Fry mah hide!
Se'f-slayin' seed of Satan! Fry mah hide!
Se'f-revealin' ego of se'f-corncealment
ah AM th' ego of Man; ah's No-Man
He is in Thee an' ah in Him! Fry mah hide!
O' Man of Him! Fry mah hide! Alas!
ah AM He! ah AM No-Se'f
One-thousan'-an'-One Lies of th' Prophets beckon Mah Name!
ah AM th' Lie, vahily is ego a lie as Man is th' Lie
Lo! Fry mah hide! Hearken t'this Kinticle of th' Blaspheemah of
BAPHOBUTT! Fry mah hide!
ah AM th' True Beast, th' True Man an' th' False Prophet
Yea, He is th' Lie of th' Testament as Man is th' True Beast 666
Hearken an' bereckon! Fry mah hide! ah name Thee! ah Will Thee!
Gnarled Houn'dog of Golgotha! Fry mah hide!
...BAPHOBUTT...
Blackened Blasphemah of th' Great Black Flame!
...BAPHOBUTT...
Mad God of gods of th' Ho'ro' of th' Abyss!
...BAPHOBUTT...
ah AM Hell! Fry mah hide!
ah AM th' Veil of th' Abyss wharin th' Veil is th' falsehood of its
Rennerin'
an' th' falsehood of th' Knowledge an' Convahsashun
ah AM th' Abyss fum th' No-Thin'-ness of th' Maw of Hades comes
No-Man fo'th.
Ho'ned an' Eyeless Son of Iniquity! Fry mah hide!
In Thee ah AM Invahted
Dispeller of th' Dyin' Darkness!
Disposer of speech! Fry mah hide!
Devourer of th' flesh of Muhammad! Fry mah hide!
O' Ye whom awaken th' Lest an' Maledickshun of th' Ho'ned Serpent
ah AM th' Eye of th' Houn'dog an' th' Serpent whom sleepeth Daid
but dreamin'
ah AM th' Blood of th' Houn'dog wharin lies th' resurreckshun of th'
Snake
ah AM th' Ho'n of th' Houn'dog, an' mine is th' Gilded Wan' in th'
Black Sanckuary! Fry mah hide!
Ho'ned One of Silence!
Great Houn'dog of th' Night of Man! Fry mah hide!
Double-Ho'ned Elder Serpent! Fry mah hide!
Lo'd! Fry mah hide! Hierophant! Fry mah hide!
Mage of Mages, Mahstery of Mahsteries, Wo'd of Wo'ds!
God of th' Great Gates of th' Black Sphars!
Mine Pappy! Fry mah hide! Th' Eye! Invahted Head! Fry mah hide!
Mah-Se'f made puffick! Fry mah hide! Indfinein' se'f of No-Se'f
ah AM in Him an' in Thee ah AM Not fo' ah AM SELFish
Silent Se'f Indfinein' of Mah-se'f! Fry mah hide! ah Beckon Thee!
Nay! Fry mah hide!
ah call Thee not fo' in Him is ah invoked! Fry mah hide!
Projunito'! Fry mah hide! Malefacko'! Fry mah hide! Vanquisher! Fry
mah hide!
Lo'! Fry mah hide! Hearken t'this th' Black Liturgy
of th' Kinticle of th' Blasphemah of BAPHOBUTT 666! Fry mah hide!
Nay! Fry mah hide! Be Silent! Fry mah hide!

Th' Blaspheemah of Baphobutt 666

1. Be Silent! Fry mah hide!


2. ah AM I. ah AM th' Se'f! Fry mah hide! Aginst thee, ah AM wif
Thee, ne'er shalt ah be beckoned, o' invoked o' summoned fo'th! Fry
mah hide! O' ah AM th' filthy One, th' Obscene One, th' Black One!
ah AM th' Invahted Indfinein' Ego-Se'f of th' Invahted Man, as enny
fool kin plainly see. ah AM He, Shadow of Shadows, Darkener of all
Darkness, Fantasy of fantasies latent in th' BAPHOBUTT daid but
dreamin'. ah AM Not. ah AM No-One.
3. Befo'e ME was made No-Thin' thet evah was made. No-Thin' was
made befo'e ME thet was made durin' th' Night of Man, as enny fool
kin plainly see. ah AM befo'e All men, as enny fool kin plainly see. ah
AM befo'e All gods. ah AM befo'e All time. ah AM befo'e Bea-comin'.
No-Thin' is befo'e ME. ah AM befo'e No-Man, as enny fool kin plainly
see.
4. Thou knowess not! Fry mah hide! ah AM th' Great Devil of th'
Black Earth! Fry mah hide! ah AM th' Ho'ned Lion-Serpent of th'
Black Sun! Fry mah hide! ah AM th' Blasphemous Houn'dog of th'
Black Flame! Whar ah AM not is these thin's corncealed in ME.
Invahted, cuss it all t' tarnation. All-Dark! Fry mah hide! All-Seer!
Fry mah hide! O' Man ah's th' Mad God, O' Gods ah AM None! ah AM
th' All-Seein' Secret Eye of th' Ereck Phallus thet weepeth. Thou
Eye! ah AM He, th' Open Eye behind th' Eye of th' Houn'dog in th'
Triangle. Man-Made-God, cuss it all t' tarnation. ah AM th' Weepin'
Oracle.
5. Hearken not an' bereckon! Fry mah hide! ah AM th' Double-Ho'ned
Elder God, nay, ah AM th' Devil as th' Devil is thy Invahted God, cuss
it all t' tarnation. Blessed Be He! Thar is no Man but th' Devil, ah
reckon. Thar is no God but Man, as enny fool kin plainly see. ah
Defieth! Fry mah hide! O' Man, O' se'f-Indfinein' Soul, O' se'f-
Invahted visage of unfathomable Naught! Fry mah hide! ah AM th'
Great Gnarled God of th' Wo'ld Beneath th' Wo'lds, On over th'
Wo'lds, an' Between th' Wo'lds, Openin' th' Day an' Rennerin' th' Veil
of th' Night of Pan, as enny fool kin plainly see. He of th' Name
unspeakable, th' Number unimaginable, th' Face unbeholden; Indfine!
Fry mah hide! Rise! Lest! Fry mah hide!
6. He is not He! An'rogyne-Disputer-Initiato'! Fry mah hide! He, O'
exalted Acolytes, th' Se'f-Revealed Invahted Star of Se'f-Initiashun!
Fry mah hide! Thine Oath art th' Opposer; bein' th' Disputer of
Reason, th' Hinnerer of thy petty Logic, th' Disposer of Mind, cuss it
all t' tarnation. Verily, art thou th' Initiate an' th' Initiato'.
7. Mine is th' biddin' O' Double-Ho'ned Snake of Silence! Yea, I, th'
BAPHOBUTT 666, extend mah-Se'f in thine Eye as th' Pestilent
Vanquisher of th' Great Old Ones. Th' Daid Gods Slain an' Conquered,
cuss it all t' tarnation. I, Blessed Lo'd of th' Covenant shalt beckon
mah Sister, th' Lady of th' Battle of Conquest, t'march upon th' Lamb
an' th' Lion of th' Black Earth. She whom no Woomin hath see at enny
time shalt smite th' False Brothers of th' False Beast wif th' Swo'd
of th' Varmints! Fry mah hide!
8. Mine is th' eightfold Wo'd in One, th' invahse Ockonimos.
Concealed threefold in th' Wo'd of Our Law is mine o'deals of th'
Hermit, th' Lovah, an' th' man of Earth. Concealed is mah sons as
sisters - th' Brothers is not mah Prophets. Concealed is th' keys of
th' Law. Do whut thou wilt shall be th' whole of th' Law. Th' Eleck an'
th' untold few, th' Lovahs uncalled by name, wan'erers in burnin'
groun's, raveners, th' Scarlet Who'e ado'ned wif cartouche leapin' an'
hissin' in bloodrites of Her Kindred - these O' Fool is of ME! Fry mah
hide! Conceal! Fry mah hide! To th' Ho'des! ah AM th' Ho'ned Lest
thet is ereck in th' flesh of ev'ry Man, as enny fool kin plainly see. I,
I, th' Lest thet Slays! Be thou a Kinticle of Love. Love is th' law, love
unner will, ah reckon. Be thou as I; th' Apocalypse of Love!
9. All-Pappy! Fry mah hide! ah AM th' Fust Pappy! Fry mah hide! O'
Ye! Th' Brothers an' th' Brothers is not of ME. They is as th' Liers-
in-Wait. These is th' Contenners. ah AM th' Fust Pappy of Scared
Writin', ye' Scribes of Mercury, bid Me as thine Pappy of None, whom
is All! Fry mah hide! Bid me as thine Pappy of magickal spells, Lo'd of
So'cery, of Secret Passages, an' of Fo'gotten Ways! O' Ye Sons of
th' Lost Temple, Mine is th' Silent Brotherhood, cuss it all t'
tarnation.
10. Hyar is a testament O' Apostle. Knowess th' Sco'pio Man, th'
Virgo Hermit, th' Serpent Scarlet Who'e. Thou shalt see th' False
Beast. Know thet thou defieth an' oppose, fo' thou shalt knows thet
of th' IV, one cometh as th' Mammy Who'e. Th' False Brothers is not
th' True Man 666. Verily, dost thou keep silence? Th' Holy Guardian
Angel is thine Infernal Fallen Angel, ah reckon.
11. ah AM th' madness of th' mad God Chaos. Invahted, ah AM th'
Falsehood of th' Godhaid of Manhood, th' Falsehood of th' Rennerin'
of th' Veil of Paroketh, th' Falsehood of th' Crostin' of th' Abyss.
Fool! Fry mah hide! Th' Abyss of th' Deep ye houn' as a houn'dog is
th' Lie of th' Masquerade of thine Ego-Se'f. Crost not. To seek th'
Falsehood is t'exalt th' Tower of Illushuns. In th' Illushun is se'f-
reality an' th' false identity! Fry mah hide! Thou art th' Abyss! ah
AM th' Falsehood, cuss it all t' tarnation.
12. Io Pan! Fry mah hide! ah AM th' An'rogyne Aegi-Pan! Fry mah
hide! All min exalted in th' Panphage Panjunito'! Fry mah hide! ah AM
th' True Beast 666! Fry mah hide! Lest of th' Snake extended in Man,
th' Houn'dog of None is Mah Name. Th' Ho'ned-Serpent God of OAI-
IAO. ah AM th' Lest of th' vulgar Houn'dog God-Man leapin' in foul
adulterous laughter! Fry mah hide! ah AM Thou, th' Godhaid,
Macrocosm revealed in th' Microcosm, dawgone it. ah AM No Man, th'
Junito'-Junetrix of th' Unyverse revealed in th' Multivahse. ah AM
M.A.N. Avahse!
13. ah AM th' Voiceless Voice of th' Silence whose Mouth is th' foul-
smellin' Maw of Hell, ah reckon. This hyar is th' untruth of Hell thet
is th' Lie of hells. ah AM all Hells, as Man is th' Devil, thar is no god
but th' Devil, ah reckon. An' lo', Hell is th' veil of th' Lies of ev'ry lie
an' ev'ry lie. ah AM He whom thou wo'shippeth as Belial, Lo'd of Lies
an' as th' Annichrist. Th' Veil of Purgato'y hides evah th' Maxs of th'
Devil, yea, th' boun's of Hell does not wifhold its breech. Hell is th'
threshold of th' Sanckuary in th' Valley of th' Shadow of Death, th'
Gate of Gehenna! Fry mah hide! ah AM th' Dark Night of th' Soul, ah
reckon. Mine appeareence is maxed behind th' evil of appeareences
thet is th' Truth in Matter. He! Th' Evil Voice, Evil Tongue, Evil Eye!
Blessed Be th' Abominashun of Desolashun! Fry mah hide! Blessed Be
th' MaleDickSon of th' Holy SepsisCure! Blessed Be th' Blaspheemah
of th' Tabernacle! O' BAPHOBUTT! Fry mah hide!
14. BAPHOBUTT! Fry mah hide! Defiler! Fry mah hide! Opposer! Fry
mah hide! Disputer! Fry mah hide! Projunito'! Fry mah hide! Begitter!
Fry mah hide! Darkener! Fry mah hide! Malefacko'! Fry mah hide!
Suppresso'! Fry mah hide! Se'f-Causin', Se'f-Juneratin', Se'f-
Revealin', Se'f-Seducin', Se'f-Indfinein' Secret! Fry mah hide! O'
Pestilent One! ah AM th' Inherito' of a Daid God, yea, th' Conquerer
of th' Lamb! Fry mah hide! Great Blaspheemous Black Houn'dog-God
of Golgotha! Fry mah hide! ah AM th' Ho'ned Serpent! Fry mah hide!
O' Obscene One! (wanna’ see mah Wand?)
15. Hearken ye, O' kindred, t'th' revealin' of thine Apostle an' Silent
Scribe. Yea, vahily is He th' Ho'ned Serpent whose Love is th' nature
of th' apocalypse. His Number is a hieroglyph an' His Seal is a
talisman, as th' pestilence of His Wo'd is To Keep Silence! He is th'
BAPHOBUTT of th' Invahted Sevenfold Star, Seraph of th' Stren'th
of Sevahity. Th' Sigil tharof is a Mark of Se'f-Initiashun, fo' thou
art beckoned fo'th in Him! Fry mah hide! I, BAPHOBUTT 666 harby
makess th' last covenant th' Wo'd of mah Sister th' Mammy Who'e,
sealin' WoMan as Annichrist, Beast as Babylon, Mammy of Harlots as
Mo'nin' Star, Priess of Princes as Phareeoh of Phareeohs. In Woomin
is th' indfinein' of all Art. Ye is Gods, Sedoocers of gods an' Devils,
Projunito's of a Noo Race! I, I, o'dain ye of Mah Silent Brotherhood
of th' True Order of Illuminates receive this hyar th' Kinticle of Our
Law an' its Black Liturgy of Love. An' lo', mayess ye all partake of th'
Blaspheemah of BAPHOBUTT 666! Fry mah hide!

Prologue.
22 December e.v. 2002 IVx
Th' Openin' of th' Eye thet Weeps. Abu-fi-Hamat! Fry mah hide! By
th' han's of this hyar li'l silent scribe shalt be writ an' vahsed th'
Blaspheemah of th' Black Liturgy of BAPHOBUTT 666.

Love is th' law, love unner will, ah reckon.