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SPANISH JOKS:
-All d time?
Noisy neighbours
-‘It’s gr8, mom. Wll, it’s gr8, Xcpt 4 my neighbours. bt 4 them, it wud b
perfect.’
Hs mum sympathizd w him, ‘Oh, dear! U pOr thing! How do U manage 2 put ^
w such noisy neighbours?’
-¿Todo el tiempo?
-It is very easy, just keep shaking your head, left and right
Chistes ingleses:
EL NÚMERO EQUIVOCADO
-Hombre: "Sí"
-Man: "Yes"
VECINOS RUIDOSOS
-"Está muy bien, mamá. Bueno, está bien a no ser por mis vecinos. Pero para
ellos, sería perfecto"
-"Ellos son muy ruidosos", Adam contestó. "Verás, el estudiante que vive a mi
derecha se pasa el rato golpeando su cabeza contra la pared, y no parará. Y el
que vive a mi izquierda grita y grita durante toda la noche".
NOISY NEIGHBOURS
-"It's great, mum. Well, it's great except for my neighbours. But for them, it
would be perfect".
-"They're such noisy people", Adam replied. "You see, the student who lives on
the right hand side keeps banging his head against the wall, and won't stop.
And the one on the left hand side screams and screams all through the night!"
His mother sympathized with him. "Oh, dear!. You poor thing! How do you
manage to put up with such noisy neighbours?"
-"Well, there's not much I can do apart from trying to ignore them", he
answered. "I just stay here quietly in my room playing my trumpet"!