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[Pop]
[Pop]
- [Man Singing]
- [Alarm Blaring]
[Alarm Off]
[Singing Continues]
[Both Grunting]
Slow it down, Bob.
[Panting]
Nah, keep it
moving, flabby.
"Enter Capote...
followed by
- Oh, Suzi-Q!
- Hey.
- Whoa! Nice.
- Huh?
- Where was I?
- Wow.
I wanted to.
- Hi.
- Pole.
- Pole, pole.
- [Clang]
[Woman]
- [Chuckles]
- [Dings]
[Walt]
on whether to go with
- Mm-hmm.
Okay, we got
American Charlies...
two bare-assed...
[Man Singing]
- [Man] How you doin, Walt?
- Hi.
- [Singing Continues]
[Together]
- [Pounding On Table]
- [Dings]
- Thanks, Mimmy.
So close.
So she says.
Nice.
I don't care.
I want my drink.
had to be changed.
Hold on, pal. Diet Pepsi. We ordered
Oh, so you're
a smart-ass, huh?
- Uh... Well...
Honey...
Unbelievable.
- [Sighs]
washing dishes,
- Right.
- [Rocket] Uh-oh.
No problem.
- Come on.
- [All Cheering]
- [All Groaning]
- [Cheering Resumes]
- [Groaning Resumes]
[Grunts]
[Cheering]
[All Shouting]
[Whistle Blows]
- Thanks, Stan.
[Buzzer Buzzes]
- [Man Singing]
- [Chattering, Laughing]
- I had .
- Bob had .
Whoa, whoa.
- [Singing Continues]
- [Walt] Whoa.
[Dave]
Got it.
ya dumb shit.
- Thanks, Margaret.
- [Mutters]
- Come on.
- Right.
- All right.
- [Clucking Continues]
- Come on.
I want it to be right.
- No.
- Stop it.
- Oh, really?
- [Stammering]
- Hi, Bob.
[Imitates Buzzer]
- Sure.
- Debbie.
- [Debbie Moaning]
[Thinking]
- [Walt Moaning]
- [Debbie Chuckles]
[Debbie]
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Uh, good.
- [Debbie Chuckles]
- Okay.
[Walt] Here we go.
Nice.
for "snatch"?
- "Grab."
- Oh. [Chuckles]
Oopsie.
What's there
to be nervous about?
- Yeah?
you know?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- [Hyperventilating]
- Get my bag.
- Look at me.
- [Audience Chuckling]
The wit?
[Audience Applauding]
- [Giggling]
[Cheering]
Bravo!
- Thank you.
- [Bob] Hey.
- What is it?
[Shouts Of Approval]
[Horn Blaring]
- Thanks.
- Sure.
Trick or treat!
[Pop]
Hey!
[Boys]
- [Man Singing]
- [Singing Continues]
- Strike one!
- [Bell Dings]
- Go get 'em!
- [Crowd Shouting]
Break.!
[Umpire]
You're out.!
[Shouting Continues]
- [Crowd Cheering]
- Ralphie!
[Bob]
Oh, geez.
I wanna be an actor.
- What?
- Come on.
- I got to 'em.
supposed to mean?
We're lifeguards
and fishermen.
We own restaurants.
Well...
Okay, look,
- Huh!
- No, I'm not ready for that.
- Crowding you?
- [Scoffs]
- Yeah. Or better yet...
What am I gonna do
my stunt double.
- Yeah.
a dangerous stunt...
you could do it
- Walt, you're .
- Going on .
going here.
- It might be better!
Okay, Hollywood.
- [Chuckles]
[Singing]
[Singing Along]
[Continues]
[Engine Starts]
Bye.
[Man Singing]
[Singing Continues]
- Are you sure this is the right Hollywood and Vine?
- Hi, baby.
- Holy smokes.
- [Horn Honking]
- Hey, freaks!
Yo!
[Truck Horn Blaring]
- [Typing]
Hello!
[Typing Continues]
[Snoring]
Fade out!
- [Typing Continues]
- No, l-I haven't seen anybody.
- [Chuckles]
- [Typing Stops]
- This is it.
- Ooh.
- Yes.
There'll be a pot of green tea
- This is great.
Oh. Sorry.
- Thanks, Moe.
- Wha... [Stammering]
- Huh?
Look at you.
- Uh, "surd."
- "Surd"?
- Ah. Yep.
[Chuckles]
Finis.
[Walt Grunting]
- Hey!
- [Walt] Hi.
My name's Walt.
- Hi.
- We're official.
You guys are gonna
Uh, Massachusetts.
Oh, my God.
- Oh, yeah?
- You're an actor?
- Oh, my God. So am I.
No, he isn't.
- Yeah!
Anyway, I've had
Every morning,
- Can I see?
- Oh.
Right here.
"Wanted: Tall, handsome,
distinguished actor...
- That's you!
- That is me.
- That is you!
- Is that me?
- It is me!
[Laughing]
- [Hysterical Laughter]
of brothers!
- He will...
- [Laughing Continues]
It was Lovett!
It was Lovett over at CAA, wasn't it?
[Laughs]
[Walt Chuckles]
We'll be in touch.
- [Man Singing]
- [Together] No.
- No.
- [Singing Continues]
[Pounding]
[Pounding Continues]
[Screaming]
l-I'm sorry, but the message
- Yeah.
- Right.
De Niro too.
- Oh.
Right.
[Sighs]
about anything.
Yeah?
[Chuckles]
[Grunts]
I like your plan.
Right.
I am fully committed.
- [Stammers]
I think what
"conjoined twins."
run-of-the-mill suits.
- Wow.
- Meaning?
- I get percent.
- Seventy-five percent.
- I guess.
- [Chattering]
- I guess.
- [Chattering]
- Oh, my God. It's her.
- Who?
D-D-Don't...
Don't gawk.
[Soft Jazz]
- [Chattering, Indistinct]
Excuse me.
He just... He wanted
Hi.
[Chuckles]
Hi, Bob.
on Martha's Vineyard.
- Who?
- Timmy Sheehan.
- I did. Huh.
Yeah, I know,
- Streel.
- True story.
- Yeah.
I think I
[Laughs]
[Chuckles]
Well...
- Huh?
- Let's go.
- All right.
- [Conversation Resumes]
We got a, uh,
come by anytime.
- [Streep] Okay.
Homecoming ' .
[Together]
Break!
Down! [Shouting]
Check! Check!
Check! Check!
Apache ! Apache !
- Apache ! Apache !
- [Players Shouting]
Hut! Hike!
[Bob]
[Man On P.A.]
- No. No.
I'm on crutches.
I was wounded
- [Crowd Chuckling]
- [Men Singing]
Very knowledgeable
to give it a crack.
- Yeah.
- I know.
not to be dick-wads.
Perfectly normal.
[Laughs]
Can I ask you
a personal question?
Nine inches.
Nine inches?
No, actually,
at no risk to Bob...
I don't know...
a - chance that
Oh, Bob.
Yeah.
[Chuckles]
Okay.
- [Shower Running]
- [Phone Ringing]
Hello.
Uh, no, he is
currently unavailable.
Hello.
Thanks a lot.
I got a job.
[Chuckling]
What?
- [Laughing]
- Great!
Huh?
Bobby.
It was easy.
Thank you.
to Siamese twins.
"Siamese"?
- [Snoring]
Excuse me.
- [Snoring Continues]
- Hello?
- [Gasps]
- [Typing]
Uh, yeah.
Thank you.
- By and large.
- Well...
- Of course I did.
I just...
l...
I can't deal with you right now.
The pictures.
[Knocking On Door]
- [Groans]
- Okay, okay.
[Rock]
[Window Opening, Rattling]
[Man Singing]
[Tires Screeching]
Hey!
Hi, Bob.
Hop in!
- Yeah, I know.
[Laughing]
Hi. I'm Bob's brother, Walt.
- Oh.
- Oh.
I believe we had
an : reservation.
three fries,
[Quietly]
Grand Canyon.
- Oh, yeah?
You know,
- [Laughs]
Hey, do you guys remember
- Yes!
Yeah.
[Clears Throat]
- Yes?
- Go ahead.
- strange...
You're disappointed
with me in person.
- No.
Oh, yeah.
- I'm so embarrassed.
- No, no.
No blowing. No.
- He does.
I was actually
to the punch.
[Snoring]
Um, hey, sorry, uh...
[Both Laughing]
Um...
[May]
Well, anyway...
Yep.
- Um...
- Sure, sure.
- Yeah.
Wh-Wh-Whoa, whoa.
Sidewalk's safer.
[Grunting]
This is beautiful,
by the way.
I got an early
morning callback.
Thanks.
about anyway?
I don't know.
- Thanks.
You too.
I'm hot!
I am hot.
isn't lame-ass.
You're playing a sassy lawyer who uses DNA
I mean, this is
[Stammering]
to you, okay?
- Yeah?
Because I am
a fucking Oscar winner!
Uh, Cher.
Oh, hi.
What?
You're Cher.
- He is.
- Yeah.
He does that.
- We're busy.
Right. Okay.
no heat on that.
All right. Well, just keep on
keepin' on.
[Gibberish]
- [Chuckles]
Oh. Improv.
This director
[Chuckles]
I guess.
Phil Rupp...
Marianna Trench...
Phil Rupp.
[Scoffs]
What exactly is
Pavlov's Dog?
- It's Pavlov's...
- Dong.
Scene take one.
And action.
Okay, freeze.
- Yeah.
Yeah. So what?
- Exactly.
That way, they'll break
Don't... Don't...
[Woman Singing]
[Woman Singing]
Hi, Bob.
[Singing Continues]
Hi, May.
to your foot?
Ah, I fell off my unicycle. Mm!
- Hi, May.
- Thanks.
as of tomorrow, my brother...
will be costarring
- Oh, my God!
- That's incredible!
- Nothing.
high-profile actor...
- Who?
Well, how would we know?
Mikey! Whoo!
- Aw.
- Hello, May.
- Wes!
holdthepickle@hotmail.com.
to check up on my girl.
[Stammering]
I said I cared for you
as a coworker.
That's all.
Bah!
[Scoffs]
You're a pussy.
on a sprained ankle?
Oh, yeah.
- I couldn't do that.
My dream house
Not you.
- [All Cheering]
to the bathroom.
- See ya.
make out?
[People Singing]
Look, man,
I don't want any trouble.
Holy shit!
Chill, man.
Let it go.
[All Laughing]
[All Cheering]
Bad sushi.
[Groaning]
- Oh, I do.
I swear on my kids
$ ?
Per show.
Folgers Crystals.
[Clears Throat]
Honey Garret?
- Who's asking?
is looking for
a crime-scene detective.
Well, I appreciate
So...
Twice.
Hmm.
an entry-level position.
- [Man Moaning]
- [Bell Ringing]
Let's go.
- [Groaning]
- It's okay.
- Okay. Gotcha.
- Right.
I don't want to tell you
- Archie who?
- [Chuckles]
[Scoffs]
Yeah, right.
- No.
I just... l...
[Man]
- Thanks.
Huh? Cher? Cher?
Kitchy-kitchy-kitchy-
kitchy-kitchy-kitchy-kitchy-k...
I just feel
a little run-down.
- Yeah.
He really went
[Chinese]
[Chinese]
- Bye-bye.
- [Chinese]
Geez. Thought
- [Exhales]
Hush.
It's starting.
[Theme]
- Hey!
my ex-husband.
- Where?
Here he is again.
- It is his honker!
Check it out.
Wow!
I look incredible.
- Barney.
- Huh?
- Hey.
- Bam!
- [Laughing]
- Sure, sure.
Siamese... ness?
Listen to this.
at an all-too-familiar genre...
- as cocky-but-sensitive...
run-of-the-mill."
Son of a gun.
This baby may just make it.
[Wolf Whistle]
Yeah.!
[Wolf Whistle]
Yeah.!
Aw, shit!
[All]
Oh.!
- [All] Yeah.!
Okay.
Bob?
Hello? Oh!
Mmm. What-What...
May?
[Gasping]
You're...
Wait! May?
May, it's not what you think.
Oh, my God!
- [Engine Revs]
- [Tires Screech]
Wow.
Don't worry.
She'll be back.
Chernobyl?
- What thing?
Come on.
to halt production
We will, however,
Deny what?
[Audience Cheering]
[Audience Cheering]
Good to see ya.
Have a seat.
[Indistinct]
there, gentlemen.
- He thinks we do.
- Really? Okay.
[Laughing, Applauding]
Now, I understand
- He carried me.
- [Laughing]
- Yes?
- What?
Not bad.
- [All Cheering]
[Singing Continues]
- Awesome.
- No, no.
of your work.
Oh, well, forward on a big thank-you
I will.
- It's awesome.
- Hey.
- Stop it!
foolin' around.
Yeah? About?
I think we
should do it.
Okay.
What are we
gonna do?
The operation.
- What?
- Yeah. Yeah.
l-I don't think either of us
- [Scoffs]
I'm a gimmick,
not an actor.
We've been over this a million times.
Forget it.
- Now, okay...
Imagine playing
talking about?
I mean, it's...
- I won't do it.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, you'll do it.
- You'll do it.
- I won't do it.
- Oh, yeah.
- Sure thing.
- All right.
- Oh, terrific.
- [Pop]
- [Howling]
Yes!
- [Man Singing]
- [Howling]
I should be driving.
Yeah.
- [Singing Continues]
- [Chattering, Giggling]
- [Both Yelling]
[Horn Honks]
- [Shouting]
- Whoopsie. Sorry.
[Laughing]
Whoo!
[Siren Wailing]
[Flashbulbs Pop]
- Unfortunately...
Whoa, whoa,
drink anything!
let's go.
Aah!
- I'm fine.
- Okay.
Hey, Hollywood.
Gorgeous day.
That's it.
what I said?
- Whoa!
Oh, my God!
- Come on!
Okay.
- Huh?
- What?
- I'll do it.
- That's good!
- Nice! Nice!
- Whoa-ho!
- Oh!
- Ah, yeah!
- Oh!
- Whoo! Oh.
Oh-h-h!
[Walt]
Oh, I do impersonations.
just outside
Mike Tyson.
- [Laughing]
on this one
particular point...
Hi, May.
Uh, look,
in private?
- Hi, May.
- Hi.
Um...
Oh. Sorry.
Um...
What? No!
- [Stammering]
Of course!
I was surprised.
You lied to me
[Guitar. Ballad]
Wait a second.
So you're... you're...
you're saying
a relationship...
Both of you.
[Continues]
- [Giggling]
[Chuckles]
Jesus.
[Man Singing]
[Singing Continues]
[Engine Starts]
is number one!
If you guys
career suicide.
He quit?
[Man Singing]
- [Singing Continues]
[Continues]
[Singing Continues]
Ms. Fong?
Ms. Mercedes?
we lost them.
Oh! Fantastic.
Gentlemen,
Actually, yeah.
[Laughing]
[Sarcastically]
Ha ha ha.
- Yeah.
- All right.
[Man Singing]
- No.
No, Bob.
- [Singing Continues]
Great, buddy.
Oh.
[Stammers]
- [Vehicle Approaching]
- [Singing Continues]
Hey, May.!
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
to come inside?
Yeah.
- [Applause]
- Hey!
- Yeah.
- Which is a first.
- [All Chuckling]
Hey, Tenor, you lose some weight?
[Chuckles] Yeah.
- Okay. Right.
- Welcome back.
Wow.
That's where
I love her.
What?
I love her.
[Sighs]
Set.
- And background.
- And action!
Okay, Beasley. Give us the DNA
- Hand it over.
All right.
[Groans]
Cut, cut, cut, cut.
- No.
- Okay, good.
[Pop]
[Sighs]
[Man Singing]
[Singing Continues]
[Singing Continues]
[Players Shouting]
You suck, Bob!
- [Crash, Sizzling]
- Aaah! Aah!
[Groaning]
[Sighs]
I'm sorry.
[Sighs]
I'm sorry.
I'm just...
- Tit?
it's canceled.
No.
Those are...
Stay.
Stay.
Oh. Hi.
l-l...
[Coughs]
[Sniffs, Sighs]
[Exhales]
You shouldn't
be so blue, Tenor.
Yeah. Yeah.
I know.
[Sighs]
- Here.
- [Weak Chuckle]
[Sobbing]
[Blows Nose]
[Groans]
Oh.
No, I wasn't!
of me getting one?
Figure of speech.
Oh.
Well, anyway...
what to do next.
some advice?
Yeah.
And then
Mmm.
- [Giggles]
[Sighs]
[Whispers]
Thank you.
- Bye, Bob.
[Man Singing]
[Singing Continues]
You fag!
[Record Scratches,
[Hard Rock]
Let's go fishin'.
[Man Singing]
[Singing Continues]
- [Dings]
- Order's up!
- [Continues]
Shoot! Whoo!
[Rapid Chopping]
- Thanks, Mim.
- Okay, okay.
[Rocket]
- [Laughing]
You have polyps.
[Man]
- [Audience Laughing]
- [Muttering]
[Piano. Intro]
[Trilling]
[Laughing]
- I don't know.
Well, do something!
[Trilling]
[Scatting]
[Singing]
Huh!
[Singing Continues]
[Singing Continues]
Ooh!
[Trilling]
[Singing Continues]
Aah! Shuh!
[Laughs]
[Tempo Slows]
- [Trilling]
[Scatting]
Huh!
[Singing Continues]
Huh!
- [Ends]
- Whoo!
Yeah! Yeah!
[Applause Continues]
[Audience Cheering]
- Boo!
- Aah!
[Pop]
[Woman Singing]
[Singing Continues]
[Applause]
thanks to my niece...
I want to thank
this magnificent...
I want to thank
who believed in me
percent.
And, of course,
my fifth generation.
[Sniffles]
- [Audience Applauding]
- Thank you.
[Pop]
[Woman Singing]
[Singing Continues]
[Ends]