Escolar Documentos
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not include sexual acts, but should satisfy are so much more “active” today and are
their curiosity about their bodies. bombarded with all sorts of info that it would Food Science Department Works on Food Processing Pilot Plant
be best to hear the truth first hand from those
What the Church says A PILOT PLANT for food processing is handling of foods. The processed foods they make
they trust.” currently under construction in the College of will be sold to the public and the proceeds from it
Bishops from the Catholic Bishops’ With all the deliberations on the issue, Science and Mathematics under the project of the will help further develop the plant.
Conference of the Philippines, though Malacañan told DepEd and the DOH to Food Science Department. The project started out
generally opposed to including sex education Currently, the plant is comprised of a cold
consult first with the Church before the in 2008 with a plan of building a sensory evaluation
in the school curriculum, gave different views processing and sensory evaluation area. In the
program takes on full implementation of the room by former Food Science Department Chair,
on the proposal. future, features such as a hot processing area,
sex education program. Dulce M. Flores. Through the efforts of the current
preparation room, and dressing room will be added.
In an interview with ABS-CBN’s “Umagang Department Chair, Virginia P. Obsioma and the rest
To educate children on reproductive health of the faculties, the plan eventually became bigger, The money used in the project came from
Kay Ganda”, Archbishop Oscar Cruz agreed and sexuality is an imperative. In fact, in these
to Cabral’s proposal to start sex education in making it a processing plant. the Academic Program Improvement Fund. The
times when children are exposed everyday
kindergarten. to myriads of information on sex in the The processing plant will help Food Food Technology Department plans to apply for
television, internet and other mass media, it is Technology students in their processing courses like assistance in the Technicom program of the DOST
According to the Bishop from Lingayen,
past the time to ask if sex should be discussed FST 140, FST 141, and DSC 150 so they will be to acquire the equipment needed in the plant..
“at an early age, children should know about able to experience what it is like to process foods in Hopefully, the first features of the plant will be
the dignity of their bodies, that nobody should in formal education.
a plant level, preparing for their practicum. finished and be open for use by the students during
The plant will help teach students various the second semester of this Academic year.
Maguindanao Massacre Timeline principles of food processing, proper hygiene, and //Joseph Borerros
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in their own fields, university. Among these orgs, which promote
corruption, inefficiency, and incompetence. But despite the fter the University of the Philippines
general damnation that has come from the people, Aquino has most of these organizations are pro-student, evangelism, discipleship and holistic training,
Mindanao Student Leaders Camp or
been singled out as a shining exception. Maybe or not because promoting brotherhood and geared towards are the CFC-YFC, E-UPMin, JDM, PSALM,
Tagbo UPMin last June 9-11, 2010, student
of what his parents did. the development of its members as well as UPMAMS, UPMINAVS, and UPY2DN.
organizations began to reappear in the
Nacionalistas –liberal’s greatest rival during the campaign the students. Lasting Credit
University. And finally, twenty-eight Student
period – who feared their party’s collapse then that Aquino is
running, planned and schemed to woo back the ex-senator. But Organizations of UP Min were recognized Student Orgs UP Min student organizations have
all attempts have proved futile. by the Student Organizations and Activities The course-based or academic orgs of indeed found themselves. They have now
It wasn’t the strength of a political party, but the people’s Section of the Office of Student Affairs last UP Min are all aiming to promote academic assumed a definite responsibility in molding
thirst for “true reforms” that won for Sen. Benigno “Noynoy” July 5, 2010 at the Lorenzo Hall. excellence in their own fields. They are the future of the students. They have grown
Aquino III the presidency. At first, the “know-your-org-and-glorify- the ASC, BIOS, Comm Guild, DUGONG- up with the university.
And now that he is married to our country, when should the it” attitude of most of these organizations was Antro, LIT.SOC, PAFT – λ, SMM, SOABE
“honeymoon period” start? Right after he won the elections, or It is to the lasting credit of the university
still apparent, but slowly, now, the heroism and SPARCS. faculties that no attempt has been made
after he assumes office?
of student orgs, the exposition of the ideas Fraternal organizations also exist in on their part to stifle the growth of these
It does not matter whether he starts early or late if he is they believe in, began to fill the university.
headed for the cliff. the university. These service-oriented orgs movements. It would be an even greater
Some students noticed the sudden change promote brotherhood, friendship, service credit to them if they sponsored and adopted
Many will have conflicting judgments. But one thing they and concluded that it was a natural reaction
can’t differ about – are the facts. and develop leadership among its members. such tendencies by supporting these orgs.
to the gag on some org’s activities imposed These orgs are considered to be the more
Like the new graduates who are stepping forth from by OSA. Others, more reasonably and more Lastly, Tagbo UPMin is slated to be
their halls of learning into the world of affairs, the Philippine “famous orgs” because of the activities they conducted annually for the students of
logically, called it the rebirth of student are conducting such as the Libreng Sakay
government is about to pass out of its period of tutelage and the University. The camp last June was
make its bid for a place in the concert of nations. Out of these organizations in UP Min. (OA), Alay KEalaman (KE), an UPCAT
facts we will have diverging opinions – all opinions are equal – spearheaded by Edward Nino Puyod of
The function of these orgs became review for high school, and free meals for the UP Mindanao Alumni Association, in
and reality has a way of taking shape according to the manner everybody (BETANS). Other orgs aside
an opinion presents how it will take shape. multiple. Developing the well-being of its cooperation with the Ayala Foundation,
members and freedom from academic stress from those mentioned are the PS-PSD, Junior Chamber International, and University
As P.Noy has declared, the leaders must unite and became part of their plans of activities. UPLLS, and UPOAFS.
consolidate all their efforts. Anything short of whole-hearted, of the Philippines Mindanao.
whole souled and undivided effort will spell certain disaster for While some organizations are course- Campus ministries and Bible-based
the Philippines. //Kelly John D. Mahipus
Meanwhile the Aquino boom keeps increasing. To try to List of Recognized Student Organization for AY 2010-2011
stop it would be tantamount to the old story of sweeping back
the ocean with a broom. Student Organization Acronym Student Organization Acronym
Alpha Phi Omega International Phils. Inc. Service Fraternity and Soror- APO Philippine Association of Food Technologists PAFT – λ
Then it will be a hundred days after the May 10, 2010 ity
elections and two hundred and so on– what next, where to – Philippine Student Alliance Lay Movement, Inc. PSALM
Philippines. SIX YEARS. Alyansa ng mga Aktibong Kabataan sa UP Mindanao ANAK-UPMin
Pi Sigma – Pi Sigma Delta PS-PSD
Architecture Student Council ASC
Rotaract Club of the University of the Philippines Mindanao RAC UPMin
Biological Society BIOS
Siki ni Obli Siki
CFC Youth for Christ CFC-YFC Society of Basketball Enthusiasts SBE
Communicator’s Guild Comm Guild Society of Math Majors SMMS
CORE Society Society of Agribusiness Economists SOABE
Dalub-Aral na May Ugnayan, Galing at Organisadong Ningas na Ginagabayan DUGONG-Antro Society of Programmers and Refined Computer Scientists SPARCS
ng Antropolohiya
UP Latagaw-Lamdag Society UPLLS
EKKLESIA E-UPMin UP Mindanao Association of Muslim Students UPMAMS
Jesus Disciple Movement JDM UP Mindanao Navigator Ministries Inc. UPMINAVS
Kappa Epsilon Fraternity and Sorority KE UP Omega Alpha Fraternity and Sorority UPOAFS
League of Filipino Students LFS UP Sigma Beta and Beta Sigma Association Betans
Literary Society LIT.SOC Youth to the Nations UP Chapter UPY2DN
SERIOUSLY? A carinderia near the Dona Luisa Village at the Quimpo Boulevard extension uses a copy of the giant UPMin Student
Center tarpaulin as a sheet roof. The owner of the place claims that it was a ‘reject’ given by her husband who works in a tarpaulin
printing station.
Jesse Boga
Datu Andal Ampatuan Jr. is turned over to presidential aide Jesus Dureza in Shariff Aguak, Maguindanao.
Vice Mayor Mangudadatu buries his wife, and then proceeds to General Santos City to file a complaint of multiple murder, robbery, and theft against Ampatuan with justice department officials.
November Andal Ampatuan Jr. claims that MILF was behind the massacre, The DOJ refutes this statement.
26, 2009 Official Death toll is 57.
November Vice Mayor Mangudadatu files again his Certificate of Candidacy for Governor of Maguindanao.
27, 2009
Source for detailed timeline: Maria Althea Teves, www.abs-cbnNEWS.com/Newsbreak
opinion 5
Bedlam Tricks Oble’s Butt View Losing the Libido Doreen Mae Alolod
Right this very minute, UP Mindanao and its and nationalism in the context a UP
Mindanao is unconsciously people. Yet, it doesn’t change the of cultural diversity in a global campus
The Weapon castrating itself fact that I am still with students community.
who don’t even know what TOFI
We’ve heard a lot about stands for and students who still
in
south.
the
These are the things we should
of Choice
It was
what UPMin was years ago. I need a push to realize that we keep on reminding ourselves as not until
remember my AH 2 teacher, who need representation (for [pila na part of the UPMin community; 2005 that
Sergei C. Reyes
happened to be a UP Mindanao gani ka years?] years now, we the foundation of our identity “in” was
alumna, and her stories about only have one political party). as an institution; the things the omitted
the good old days of UPMin: activists defend and uphold. Yet from its name. And now here it
its radical students, its distinct UP students are supposed to these are also the things that we is – here we are – not just a UP
It is easy to die in the Philippines. cultures, its active politics, and be open-minded. UP Mindanao take for granted; the things we in the south anymore, but a new
They say that the police do not do its job, and the justice its “perfectness”. I had a very students – considering that it see as hilarious and nonsense. institution struggling to make its
system does not work. They say faith is not enough protection unflawed image of the campus is a land of diverse cultures, own name.
in their time because of her. religions, and ways of living – are Being castrated means losing
against the demigods who rule the land, and so is being
responsible as armor to the bullets of the wicked. It is easy
Add to that the talks with other supposed to be much more. But the functions of testicles. This But I realize that still we
alumni and upperclassmen who it’s sad that in reality, most of us causes sterilization, making a are UP. We carry that name
to die here.
all believe that UPMin isn’t aren’t open enough to political man unable to reproduce. And no matter what. We carry its
On being dangerous supposed to be what it is now. and social issues presented by because of the removed testicles history, its honor, its dignity, its
I was conditioned to see the old the remaining genuine activists (or the crushed epidedimis which principles, its vision. If we begin
Surviving is a lie. Everyone was on the list. We all buried
UP Mindanao as the ideal UP; in the University. Nationalism? will later result to the death of to understand what UP really is,
ourselves with the aid of a government-owned backhoe in our time, it is an overripe We’re kidding ourselves. We the testicles), the production of only then will we realize who
because we hated ourselves too much. We used our pens watermelon. don’t have it here in UPMin. Just the hormone called testerone we are. All UP campuses and
to stab each other, and set the self-timers in our cameras so look around and the reality will is greatly reduced. Simply put, UP generations share the same
the next generation of dead could ogle at how easy it was to “The university is lost,”
said my classmate while we “Right this very minute, UP Mindanao
ground where the statue of the
die here. Oblation firmly stands. And for
were discussing the past and is unconsciously castrating itself” us to understand the Oblation
There is no need for court hearings. We killed ourselves; the present UPMin. It doesn’t
slashed and shot each other dead, and managed to dig as the symbol of UP, we need
know who it is, was and who slap you in the face. castration diminishes sexual to look at it from all sides, from
ourselves decent holes six feet under. Leave us alone! This it will be. Let UPMin stand as drive.
is rebellion and massacre we committed to ourselves and our different perspectives. So, I
its constituents in this context. With that said, it is easy to would like to dare us, students
profession. Its students do not know much say that the campus has lost its And this exactly is what UP
of UPMin, to go near Oble and
On perceived Messiahs about its history and they do not identity. But this is a cloudy Mindanao is going through for examine him from all sides.
seem concerned and passionate statement. What exactly was its years now. It has lost that libido, Maybe then we’ll realize that
Do not be scared. The statue of Our Lady of Peace enough to dream for its future. identity? No one even seems that free creative strong impulse he is more than what see in him
in EDSA is big enough to delay the death of the rest of the The campus is a boarding house, to remember the mission of UP that guides an individual toward everyday from the atrium: his
Filipinos. And we now have people who are more than willing we are its lodgers. We all just Mindanao anymore – or even personal development and self- distant butt. Maybe then we’ll
to help in diverting death’s attention: We have a starlet who come and go, nothing more. bother to read and understand it. realization – as Carl Jung puts realize that UP Mindanao has
sacrificed both her love life and night life for a chance in It was written in our handbooks, it. We have lost that sense of something more to give than
politics, an R-18 movie actress who ran for councillorship It is ironic that we claim to even posted in the CHSS and freedom. We have been keeping
be UP students yet we are not CSM buildings: too much things within our what we see it has.
because it pains her to watch the news despite her futile
willing to take everything that shirts. If we only know who we There is truly more to give,
knowledge about private armies, and a boxing champ who
goes with the name. One of the “The University of the are, we’d be more proud of our UP Mindanao. And if we remain
just wants to litter his face all over the country as talisman to reasons why I wasn’t a fan of UP Philippines Mindanao is name. as stagnant as what we are now,
lanyards, button pins, jackets, committed to lead in providing
“What is worse is that our lawmakers and shirts is that I stopped calling affordable quality education, Yes, generations differ in their if we totally lose that drive to
live out our vision, that drive to
do not seem to understand it, so they myself “Iskolar ng Bayan” when scholarly research, and contexts and we shouldn’t confine show the world who we want to
could not ban it” I realized that as a student of UP responsive and relevant ourselves with the standards and be, then we’d be passing on that
Mindanao, I was not worthy to extension services to diverse, patterns of the previous batches. confusion of identity to the next
be called one. marginalized and deserving There is no fixed definition lodgers.
counter death spells. All of them, we considered giving a seat sectors in Mindanao and of what UP Mindanao is and
in government. Some of them were given the chance, some of Though now in my hopefully neighboring regions through its should be. Fifteen years ago, UP But we are not lodgers, and
them waited in vain. last year in this university, I am programs in the sciences and Mindanao was still University we are not pedophiles to be
closing the door of cynicism the arts, inculcating a passion of the Philippines in Mindanao, castrated. We need that libido
However, death is cunning and full of wit. He does not and regaining my love for UP for excellence, creative thinking, created with the vision of having back; let’s spare it.
need a pen to stab more journalists, religion to disunite and
To Paris
trigger lunacy and brain damage to the Philippine nation, or
a backhoe to bury the rest of the living. He can just use a
rhetorical device capable of causing war that will eventually [to Paris (tv/intv): to present the most unseemly and disgraceful attributes of your personal life and personality to the public at large.]
Porn 102
result to genocide – SARCASM.
On the deadliest weapon
Jesse Ramon Pizarro Boga
It was sarcasm that caused rifts between Filipinos and
other races in different countries. We failed to understand I have so much your favorite food/gadget/clothing/drink/ More complicated questions: does porn
it and failed to detect it. Instead of taking it as a joke, we to talk about sex insect/whatever), LGBT porn, orgy porn,promote prostitution? When is prostitution
resorted to backlashes and it seemed that we never moved because I’m a sore interracial porn, reality porn, voyeur porn,
okay? Is porn the sole cause of "criminal
on. Come to think of it, some of the remarks breathed an air loser who hasn't tried and, well, normal hot guy-hot girl porntransmission of aids"? How about rape?
of truth in them. it yet... Of course, (boring). Sexual violence? Indecency? Is porn better
I’m kidding. I do it Because it can take form in variousthan the Spongebob Squarepants cartoon
Because we have some untrustworthy medical schools everyday! series?
in the Philippines? Because some caretakers abroad want to media: books, magazines, photos, comics,
educate their patients about their perfect anatomy? Because I have so much to talk about porn too animation, iPhone apps, film and even video(4) Career. The porn industry is very
we have nothing much going on for the country except a – because I like porn as much as I like games. You now have no reason not to take
complicated, if you look at it from a
boxing match? Think about them. Facebook and Ruffa Gutierrez. I believe in porn now. global scale, it's not just about popping
that the universe has imposed an unwritten out a camera and taking your clothes off.
Because porn is for the smart people:
Do you remember the nursing exam leakage? Do you law that states, "Humans are created to love Porn stars are constantly facing problems
the politics of porn can give you intellectual
know of the Filipina mail-to-order brides? Do you recall how porn. They cannot not like porn. about the varied enforced
peaceful and exciting it was in General Santos only when They are born to like porn, and laws regarding age limits.
there was a Pacquiao fight? they will die liking porn." "Humans are created to love porn. They Wikipedia says that “in most
I thought so. But it seems to me that there cannot not like porn. They are born to countries, males and females
are still people who loathe porn. under the age of 18 are not
When do we know if we have crossed the line, though? Do I see this as a problem because if like porn, and they will die liking porn." allowed to appear in porn
we have to be comedians to use sarcasm so that everybody someone doesn't like porn, then films, but in several European
would take everything we say at face value? Should we stop he/she must be watching/reading/listening orgasms, which brings us to our next point. countries the age limit is 16.”
being sarcastic? Is sarcasm really the lowest form of wit? (?) to the wrong porn material. It adds that in Denmark, it is legal for
Or maybe we are just overly sensitive, or perhaps “under Why porn is analytical:
Read on to find a solution. women as young as 16 to appear topless in
educated”? Porn is about the law! Recurring issues mainstream newspapers and magazines.
You see, there's porn for everybody. that revolve around porn include
Maybe sarcasm killed Rizal. Sarcasm might have even
Porn may be likened to coffee: it's so (5) Research. Porn is constantly
initiated the revolution by Bonifacio and the Katipuneros, which (1) Censorship. This has always been an evolving. It is something that changes as
flexible that you can take it in iced or hot; issue ever since porn came to the universe
left many dead. Sarcasm made KPOP fans rage against Mo or you can eat it raw (we love beans); it gets because many cultures see porn as obscene. it adapts with the world and the people's
Twister for commenting on U-KISS. Sarcasm made Filipinos you excited too! evolving needs.
want to crucify Adam Carolla and put an end to the bitching However, some argue about the
If you're feeling disgusted reading Having said all of these, I think there
around of the Desperate Housewives. (2) definition of porn. What makes should be a degree program dedicated to
this article, please read on. You will be porn porn? What makes porn not porn?
Sarcasm is a deadly weapon. Using it could even be enlightened. study porn like BA Porn.
The line between porn and not porn varies
classified as murder. What is worse is that our lawmakers do
Why porn is good: in historical, cultural and even national Porn is also friends with linguistics! I
not seem to understand it, so they could not ban it. Humorous,
contexts (see how insane it is trying to wonder if there's ever a research about the
isn’t it? And all we do is cry, “that’s a racial slur!” until the issue Porn turns you on. choice of words people say when having
rationalize porn?).
is forgotten and we get laughed at. Porn excites you. sex or being at a state of orgasm. Any
(3) Access, restriction and scientist you know? I want to observe and
Soon, it would not come as a surprise if sarcasm would Porn rouses your curiosity—it makes dissemination. When is the production and help gather empirical data.
cause Filipinos to try slaying each other or to manslaughter you think. sale of child pornography okay? To what
another race. All it takes is one sarcastic remark and you killed (6) Technology. Porn is co-existent
Porn opens your mind to a hole (this is extend should it be regulated or restricted? with technology. They came to this world
a Filipino. Make them read a sarcastic article, and you have
not a typo) new universe of thoughts and When is it illegal? Why is disseminating together (mass-distributed pornography
committed mass murder. And you would not even be charged lines of thinking. porn material to minor illegal when they can
with homicide, multiple murder, rebellion, and/or whatsoever. actually access a gazillion porn materials is as old as the printing press!) and will
Why you'll love porn: online? forever evolve together. Our social attitudes
The Philippines is gone. And it was so easy to die there! and tolerance for sexual portrayals are also
Because there's porn for everybody. Child porn and the Internet make a always in a state of influx because of the
You must be tuning in to the wrong genre very messy combination. When it's viewed emergence of technology.
bedlam tricks - I read tweets. Follow me @sergeiserj if you're currently loathing porn. Try to in countries where it constitutes as child
oble’s butt view - Follow me on twitter @parengdoreen explore the popular genres of porn: alt abuse, lawmakers are challenged to perform We all love porn. No one doesn't love
to paris - Talk to me @jesiramoun porn, amateur porn, fetish porn (imagine restrictions, but they often fail. porn. Porn is what makes us human.
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survival of a tribe. The more the offspring, truly grown as a nation but our values lean on
the more carriers were there of a vital western ideologies. Somewhere down the path
Betsy Tulio lineage. Also, a larger population will of progress, we have stumbled and consequently
ensure more helpers. Manpower is a carried on. If we were only looking, it was the
cartoon by: Botch Puyod necessity for a day’s hard work in the roots of our glorious past that we’ve stumbled
“Tugbuk!” fields or during a clash between tribes upon, too bad we walked away.
where more soldiers mean a closer As with the tugbuk, it may have lost its
“Kato laging pagkahuman sa Mintal?” chance at victory. Slave-raiding popularity but its successors (sex toys, vibrators,
“Dili oi. Bulitas mana sa oten!” in the early 1700s was even a etc.) thrive on… Pity these are merely devices
If you’ve met William Henry Scott in one of socially accepted form of labor one gains pleasure from; contrary to tugbuk’s
your Social Science and Politics classes, you’d mobilization as it serves the former role of cultivating more births.
know that tugbuk is actually a male adornment needed manpower of state-
Society”, forming communities in Now how ever did Tugbok district get its
used by our Philippine ancestors to provide our natives name?
carnal pleasure; and not “the district after Sulu and Maguindanao.
already
Mintal”. have these Along the way, Himati Index
Men in the olden days wore a tugbuk the adornments we have disillusioned We uttered words, and they said more.
same way a pierced ear is worn nowadays. hanging in the gift of sexuality. This is what they have to say about…
It was a taboo not to have one. A tugbuk is place even before the Once upon a time, sex
inserted during childhood and pierces the entire Spaniards came to shore. This was divine and the union of
width of the male genitalia. It penetrates the native custom startled Spanish, the opposite sexes marked the
urinary canal and therefore has a hole at its Portuguese, Italian, and English beginning of new life. Today it Fuck – Fuck you too. post-modernist.
center for the passage of urine. Protrusions on observers alike, including missionary is no longer a biological aspect
of our human lives but a fetish we Doggy style – Superstar…
either side hold in place knobs of varying sizes; clergies of all orders.
regularly enjoy. Sex abruptly became Finger – “All by Myself”
generally to serve as anchor to another kind of
During the pre-colonial era when we Fuck. Sex Education – No need. Animal instinct.
ring or cogwheel with blunt teeth called sakra.
still had a deeper respect for the spirits
The material used ranges from bamboo, copper, We have corrupted the act of sexual union. Missionary Position – “My Lips are Sealed”
of nature than today, fecundity or the
brass, ivory, lead, silver or gold - depending At present, the famous three-lettered word is
ability to bear young, was given more Condoms – equals UPMIN ID
on the man’s wealth. Having one at hand (or injected into every possible medium that could
importance than virginity. The mother Lubricant – laway dry as a bitch
dangling) was crucial to satisfy their partner’s arouse publicity -billboards, commercials and Fuck – me hard, I’m as
was given high praises for her capacity
sexual appetite. the like. Movies were made to contain implicit Virginity – alien?? on a holi day .
to cradle life. For this reason, she Doggy style – Ikaw ra’y
nalingaw!
However, during the sexual act, this played an active role in the community scenes that whet one’s sexual fancy. Philippine Student #: 05 - 68069 Finger – She did it with someone else.
ornament require manipulation by the woman as their conduit to the spirit world. As the town’s television is dominated by the same theme- Course: BAE Sex Education – is need
ed to prevent
herself to insert, and could not be withdrawn priestess or Babaylan, the Datu would first have you ever wondered why celebrities had to abortion!
until the male organ has completely relaxed. consult with her before making his decisions; for embody physical perfection? Sex as the perfect Age: 21 sionary Position – Love.
Mis
This condition was referred to as kinamakawing advertising strategy… withdrawal
example, the planting of crops. Systematically, Condoms – coupled with
among the Visayans. the Babaylan would know the duration of crop There is enlightenment in sexual acts just as
is epic!
it, she’d be
cycles since she has only to compare it with her Fuck – Fun. Art. Lubricant – I don’t need
It is an unconceivable thought to have your much as there’s illumination in spirituality. The Finger – Part of the body? very wet when I’m arou
nd.
genitalia punctured with a rod for the pain must own menstrual cycle; a handy calendar of sorts. process itself overrides the senses with pleasure, e, why not?
Sex Education – Population Sex before marriage – Sur
be excruciating. Once intact, the tugbuk must It was only with the introduction of Christianity escalating the individual’s satisfaction until it ks you
control. Virginity – Religion fuc
never be pulled out to prevent the hole from that the Mujer Indigena (Indigenous Woman) reaches their so-called nirvana -most commonly Lubricant – Pang-slide sa harder…
growing back in and to avoid the discomfort took on another role- the real-life image of the placed as an orgasm. When man meets woman, condom.
of replacing it. As cited in Scott’s “Barangay: Virgin Mary; confined perpetually in the duties it connotes the pairing of the two opposites; Sex before marriage – Human BDSM – Rape case fore
ver!
Sixteenth-Century Philippine Culture and of the home. a yinyang. Oneness is achieved. The other nature. Student #: 05 - 658 86
Virginity – Choice, self-control. Course: BAE
Sanctified Sex
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self-donation, of surrender to the physical manifestation of love is granted only Fisting – Weird....
oneness that is acknowledged between between the two accepted sexes. Fuck
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Case Study No. 1223 heavens parted when she smiled.
account and log-in, you’ll see that in Davao City
DELA CRUZ, TATA JUAN A. alone, over 150 guys are online. And if you ever
Two counts of sexual assault “Salamat ‘te Ynna...” it’s as if he
spoke the name of an angel. find the courage to pursue a stunt journalism-like
Betsy Tulio Address: Koronadal City, Mindanao coverage (to walk around downtown at night),
Age: 16 “Agi unyag balay, magdala akong you’ll see that there are indeed lots of lonely,
Sex: Male uyab og dinuguan,” the clouds sexually active and curious guys who go the extra
started to darken and thunder could mile: from clicking online to literally connecting
T ata Juan dela Cruz, a sinewy lad wet, white gown clung to her slender be heard above. with people offline!
of 16, has worked as a farm boy body. Underneath the sheer material Now, I live somewhere in C.M. Recto Street
ever since he stopped his elementary he could make out the dark nipples of “Naa na ba diay kay uyab te?” the (*whispers* call me), and I find it very interesting
education. As the breadwinner of the her supple breasts. His eyes moved ground beneath his feet started to to see men hang around at the bank belt (Landbank,
family, he diligently labors for their downwards and he saw that she grumble. BPI, Veterans Bank, RCBC, UCPB, etc.) starting
every mouthful of food. wore no undergarments there too. midnight to dawn! I’m sure their banking
Something inside him awakened and “Wala pa diay ka gi-ingnan ni transactions can wait until 9 a.m.
A typical day on the farm for Tata is like a growing fire, it tried to consume Jonatan? Ig-agaw man unta mo!” They just stand around there, checking their
an early wakeup call from the rooster every bit of him. as she giggled, Tata felt the ground phones and watches for the time, waiting for their
followed by an array of household open up and swallow him whole. date (they can only hope the person they messaged
chores and farm duties. He first helps He yearned for Ynna. are not posers because there are A LOT of them in
around the house, fetches water from His hands started shaking. gay SNS).
the well and chops wood before the Shaking off all unsettling thoughts, Too much jealousy and hatred
sun creeps up the horizon. Then he he returns to his plow. The sun was flowed through him. He closed his I even chanced upon lined up men somewhere
heads for the fields. There he works now high in the sky. As sweat starts eyes and he tried in vain to regulate in a dark alley at around 4 a.m. They seem to be
relentlessly. By midday, his starched building up on his eyebrows once his breathing. All he saw was the very busy, engaged in an activity I can’t identify
shirt would be soaked with sweat more, he caught another whiff of goddess’ gleaming nude body in the (because it was too dark). They’re pursuing a
and grime. He stops only to quench sampaguita. He turns his head and arms of his bastard cousin; moaning higher level of nirvana, perhaps?
his thirst if the sweat on his brows there she stood. for him. And his cousin… His good- Interesting. Disturbing. So that’s how the shit
becomes too heavy for his eyelids and for-nothing cousin, who was lucky happens. Pun intended.
he must pause to wipe it off. As he She carried a plate of kakanins enough to afford the public high
for him. She was wearing a school, never attended any of his But, y’know, there’s nothing wrong with how
allows himself a moment o f we use S&M—err, SNS. Exploring different kinds
rest, countless images of flowered blouse with classes. Jonatan who had never of social networking sites give you a glimpse of
the same girl flash before nothing more worked in the fields and spent his how various people lead their lives. Just be wary
him. but a malong time pretending to study; he could though, there is a price to pay sometimes.
w r a p p e d have spat Jonatan in the eye.
Ynna. around her small This gay SNS, for instance slapped Facebook
waist; her long, Ynna touched him. He came out of hard in the face by proving that there’s more to
The girl he shapely legs his reverie startled and accidentally stupid games and annoying applications; that there
wished to hold peeking out knocked the plate of food to the are still people who indeed make new friends
and caress. A from the folds ground. Ynna made a dive for their by meeting and hanging out with them (after
playful breeze of her tapis. only porcelain plate only to see it approving the friend request, of course). Just play
caught him off guard Ynna. The Ynna shatter into pieces; all the while her safe though.
and he shivered that Tata fantasized over tapis came undone. What do you think? Do you have something to
a bit. It smelled of during those long, quiet say? Banters to throw? Call me. /winks/
sampaguita, just like nights that he was A perfect pair of legs… And oh, by the way, your mom is on Tagged.
Ynna’s long, flowing alone. The Ynna She has a lot of American guy friends on her list.
hair. Once, he was whom he fondled, And the countless nights of erotic I wonder why.
foraging for gabi k i s s e d , fantasies came back. The fire inside him
when he caught and made was blazing. It licked his insides and trailed *don’t look for this user. If you’re smart you’ll
her bathing beside passionate down unto his groins. Too much heat for him know it’s fictitious! Duh.
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pwedeng sa paglangoy.
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nila pleasurable.
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main
Himati Index
We uttered words, and they said more.
This is what they have to say about…
Bust what is behind the new offered G.E. program of the aggression in various tribes will be tackled. The course Finger – You mean...one, little two, little three, little fingers? oh. it’s all
Department of Social Sciences for the field of SSP (Social will enrich our understanding on how national and global in my hand and i think about it over and over again. *sings*
Science and Politics) 8? Almost everyone thinks of it as institutions and histories mold our line of thinking on Sex Education – Is it teaching how to have sex? LOL.
plain sex education. Not knowing, there's this vivid side of gender, giving us the chance to enrich our nationalism and
Missionary Position – Do they pray?
it and it's totally a different story. internationalism state of mind.
SSP8 isn't egregiously labeled as Sex Familiarity It’s not purely sex, sorry… Condoms – Elastic BARRIERS; Stretchable to be exact.
program. It actually has the course title "Bodies, Voices and Lubricant – The thing being sold at the Convenience Store which I
thought as a pack of candies...... and so I thought.
Choices", which aims to bridge the gap between the various Now how would the program meet their goals?
perspectives and approaches in studying both gender and Sex before marriage – PREMARITAL SEX. The thought of having sex
Since this new course also aims to emphasize the social before marriage troubles me. I cannot think of having sex outside
sexualities. The Social Sciences Department confidently marriage and I do not promote it either. Sex is something very
and cultural aspects of the gender-sexuality scheme and
proposed this because there's no G.E. course that focuses sacred and something that should be between the true loving of two
broaden the perception of the students on body, written and couples.
on these themes, knowing that gender and sexuality are
oral communication are initiated through essays. Intricate Virginity – It signifies the reverence for bodily integrity which is
recognized as essential factors in our social being.
and creative minds shall be developed by exposing the suggested by a virtuous motive--being pure and holy in the sight of
According to Professor Myfel Joseph D. Paluga, one of students to varied topics which would bring about their own
GOD AND MEN.
the proponents of the SSP8 proposal, this new G.E. has a lot reasonable choices and practices. BSDM – Bachelor of Sadism in Do-whatever-you-like-veyveh
Masochism?
to carry out. It aims to instill in our young minds awareness
of real-life situations. One of these is sexual abuse, now Fisting – I think it’s kinda like punching!? Oh, I DON’T HAVE ANY
rampant in our society. Body can be a temptation, yet Prof. What advantageous effects would it bring to us as IDEA.
Paluga believes on the other side of the wheel that our body students apart from the implicit materials we might Student #: 08-42417
"Is biology destiny?", "Are men and women inherently gender relates to age, class and ethnicity of one's being. We Finger – Better if penis is shorter.
different due to instincts?", "Is lust learned?", "What is a may fuse all of these and apply it to our daily living. The Sex Education – Important yet awkward.
Missionary Position – Woman on top is better.
transgender?” These are just some of the questions which course is a matter of proper understanding on sexuality and Fuck – is one of the most commonly used
profanity, if not THE MOST. Condoms – If she gives you affection, you better
will be answered by the program. All of these obviously gender. wear protection.
Sex Education – starts at home.
highlight gender-sexuality. "SSP8 is definitely not sex education, but it’s Bodies, Lubricant – Makes you go all the way.
Missionary Position – was not invented by Sex before marriage – It’s cool.
By now you should be tingling with excitement. Voices and Choices", stressed Professor Antonio Moran missionaries. Virginity – Being a virgin is like a vacuum, it
who is also very optimistic on the proposal. sucks.
Pray tell, what makes this G.E. unique from the other Missionary Position – I always wondered
courses? To wrap it all up, the most important question would be why people call it that.
BDSM – Perfect if one is a sadist and the other
a masochist.
how many students they are willing to take in. Not minding
Students enrolled in this will scrutinize how the Condoms – The use of which does not Fisting - Hell no.
a predictably huge crowd, is the CHSS AVR big enough to make a man a lesser man.
community socialized us into particular sexual orientations.
accommodate such a large class? Student #: 2008-34676
Cultural aspects pertaining to sexuality like veiling, body Lubricant – works best on rusted steel, if you
need this then your partner must be lazy. Course: BSCS
augmentation, and figure alteration among others will be However, do not think that there aren’t any complications. Age: 17
discussed through readings and activities that may enhance The Social Studies department is still trying to push it Sex before marriage – is the best way of
making sure your partner is fertile
our knowledge, considering that, we will all distinguish the through. Not everyone agrees with a Sexuality class because
body as a part of who we are. not everyone shares an open mind to such a delicate topic. Fisting – A sign that you’re watching too
much porn.
Gender kinships will also be given significance as it Do keep those fingers crossed though you would not BDSM – Will try that before I turn 30. haha
relates to ethnicity, age and class; we all vary here starting want to lose SSP8.
Fisting – For the extreme(ly perverted).
feature 11
Remember this WHOLE.
The Story of the Thirty and Twenty Seven Sergei C. Reyes
Remember the hole. Some were shot. Others were left with their zippers open; There was nothing fair
some women had their vaginas poked by a twig. Some bodies about those bloated bodies
And the pens that fell from were bloated. Others’ faces were smashed. Some had to be that resembled overripe
the hands of people whose dug out from a pit. And the others were either lying in the car watermelons that droves
families were made incomplete, whose bodies were left or on the ground. Newspapers covered their visages; the same of flies devoured. There was nothing fair about leaving this
mangled further crushed by vehicles not more than six feet publications some of them worked for. incident as it is, as if it never happened, as if the lives that
under, and whose stories were not known because of political were lost were stones you just cast in a lake. Call it retributive
interests. They are the thirty, who died last November 23, We used to feel safe when journalists were around. A safer justice, but forgiveness is earned. You ask for it.
2009, whose names we shall keep on remembering until we world compared to having armed men deceiving to protect
dig our own pits. you. They guarded what was truth to most of us, and they It is weird when you wake
assured that the worst will not ever occur. But November up with the sun one day,
It all happened in Shariff 23 marked that journalists were not as powerful as most of but you realize that it’s
Aguak, Maguindanao us thought they were. Like ordinary citizens, they are easy cold. You want to know
during pre-election period targets of government-purchased firearms and a backhoe. why, but the answers do
when every man who not show up even after the
aspired to be the greatest “And how did the former government respond to this?” you sun has decayed. They say
was filing his certificate might ask. we just have to be vigilant
of candidacy. Esmael and keep remembering.
Mangudadatu, then vice- By eight in the evening that same day, the president without But at some point you ask
mayor of Buluan, was one her caged shoes called for the military and the police, through yourself, what is the value
of those men. He believed he would be successful if he used AFP acting Defense Secretary Norberto Gonzales and Local of remembering the story of the thirty and the twenty seven
women and journalists to protect his bid and to make sure it Government Secretary Ronaldo Puno, to pursue the people men and women? The answers we want do not show up so we
was filed peacefully. Unfortunately, he was wrong as every behind the manslaughter. just… remember them.
person in that eight-vehicle convoy received fatal blows; his
wife included, despite forewarning him via phone call about The next day, the little queen placed Sultan Kudarat and These are the names: Benjie Adolfo, Rubello Bataluna, Jhoy
the private army of Datu Unsay Mayor Andal Ampatuan, Cotabato City under the State of Emergency; and more pits Duhay and Ronnie Perante of the Gold Star Daily; Arturo
Jr. stopping them on their were excavated. Betia, John Caniban,
way. November 26, at the Pink and Peach Capitol, Presidential Noel Decina, Rey
Adviser Jesus Dureza arrived with two helicopters to fetch Merisco and Fernando
This was what happened: Razon of Periodico Ini;
They were told to swallow Andal Ampatuan, Jr. who was said to have turned himself in.
He was sent to the Tuna Capital for questioning, and then Mark Gilbert Arriola,
the certificates of candidacy Eugene Dohillo and
that they brought and at later sent to Manila to be detained at the National Bureau of
Investigation. His charges? Seven counts of multiple murder. Victor Nuñez of UNTV;
ten in the morning, bullets Romeo Jimmy Cabillo
punctured the skin of those On the 29th, Police Regional Office- 12 reported that there and Reynaldo Momay
thirty and twenty seven were rebels deployed in Maguindanao, allegedly consolidated of the Midland Review;
more. Witnesses added that by the Ampatuans. This ignited fear in the south. Bienvenido Legarte, Jr. and Joel Parcon of Prontiera News;
it happened fast. They say gun fires were part of the sounds Marites Cablitas and Rosell Morales of News Focus; Marife
of everyday life, and it was enough to maintain the silence. December first, the Department of Justice charges Andal Montaño and Gina Dela Cruz of Saksi News; Napoleon
The people who live in the shanty located near the place of Ampatuan, Jr. with 25 counts of murder. Two days later, Salysay of the Mindanao Gazette; Lindo Lupogan of the
carnage heard the shots whilst farming, but it did not matter Versoza announces in a press conference that search warrants Mindanao Daily Gazette; Henry Araneta of DZRH; Santos
to them. Numbed by the sound, I supposed? for the houses of Ampatuan, Jr., Ampatuan Sr., and Akman Gatchalian of DXGO; Hannibal Cachuela of Punto News;
Ampatuan were issued by Francis Palmones, Regional Trial Ernesto Maravilla of Bombo Radyo; Alejandro Reblando of
And there they were. By Court Judge in Kidapawan City. the Manila Bulletin; Lea
the cliffside were the fifty Dalmacio of Socsargen
seven men and women who More evidences came out pointing to the involvement of the News; Ian Subang of
were left dead in vehicles, Ampatuans (and the government’s). Finally on December 5, Socsargen Today; and
on the ground, and under 2009, Martial Law was proclaimed in Maguindanao. And as Andres Teodoro of the
the ground. Mangudadatu if that was not enough, we live today without justice served Central Mindanao Inquirer.
thought that they were to the fifty seven, who died; thirty of whom were from the
immune from violence, but media. “Those who are dead are
they all bled on the earth. not dead; they’re just living
Not a single life spared. The government wished that Andal Ampatuan, Jr. be treated in my head.” – 42, Coldplay
fairly; however, what about the people found dead in Sitio
Thirty men and women from the media were murdered Masalay in Shariff Aguak? There was nothing fair about Remember this, whole. Maguindanao Massacre photos courtesy of:
that Monday, the most number of deaths in the history of detaching these people from their families through death. Ms. Patricia Evangelista
journalism.
Pitch-black
All of them thought it was normal. tun-og got hold of a lottery ticket. the people to approve of my group’s proposal,”
said the businessman whose prancing tongue was
One hour had passed, and half the city And then it happened. beginning to tickle Magdalena’s neck.
was still enveloped in darkness. Nobody
AND THEN THERE WAS LIGHT in Southern knew what was happening, except the One night, a police was driving his red motorcycle “Why do this to my people?” she asked.
Philippines. This is the place that many call the soothsayer who was now in hermitage. home; passed by East Avenue to refuel at a gasoline
“Haven for Terrorists”, the same place where station. But it was closed. He called his kubrador “Don’t worry. This won’t be long. When the
bombs harmoniously explode and where Manny Magdalena, the escort, slicked on red lipstick. The , but there was no answer. He was getting furious proposal gets an approval and the power source is
Pacquiao lives as the prince who saved everyone kubrador fell asleep. The embalmer continued as the man has not yet reported to him. He then established, I’ll be earning billions! And when that
from devastation. Within this region is a “promise killing the dead priest. The tun-og retreated to his decided to make a side trip to where the kubrador happens, I will marry you and give you a portion
land” for those who want to venture into food abode. And the politician was now in bed with her lived. of my wealth,” he replied as his lips moved in
business. People say it is where tuna is abundant, husband. An hour later, there was still no light. But closer to hers for a kiss.
but little did they know of the plague foreseen by a all of them thought it was still perfectly normal. He was asleep. The police called again. Once.
soothsayer that will soon confront the land. Twice. Thrice. Until he lost his patience. The “Okay, but for now can you put the power back
The queen shuddered. She was warned but she kubrador got up. The police took his PX4 Storm on? I don’t want to choke in the dark,”she retorted.
And then, there was darkness. did not take heed. Her kingdom was in debt and Beretta and shot straight through the soft wood. He laughed and made a call.
there was little gold left to save Mindanao. She And there was a loud thud.
The escort stopped fondling the politician, the comforted herself with the idea that she will not An hour had passed, and then, there was light. The
kubrador discontinued collecting bets from the hold responsible for the sudden loss of power in Two houses away from where the kubrador was television screamed, “Two, five, seventeen, twenty
court judge, the embalmer halted his apprentice the region because she has already signed a law shot, a funeral home was getting ready for a wake. three, twenty nine, forty one,” and there was a
from draining the dead priest’s blood, and the tun- that passed the responsibility from her to a wealthy At the back, an embalmer and his apprentice were joyous bout of laughter heard. It was from a boy,
og awoke, thinking it was time to feed the hungry group of businessmen. These people were allowed draining a priest’s blood. There was moaning who just won fifty million pesos from the lottery.
homosexuals his balls. The plague has begun. to buy and establish power sources of their own, from nowhere, and then suddenly, the dead priest
and were commissioned to transmit light to twitched again. This time, the embalmer stood and And then, the celebration was interrupted by
Five years ago, power shortage in Mindanao communities. he saw the priest’s eyes open. He still had life, but an announcement from the queen who placed
was foretold by a soothsayer from the north. He the embalming fluid injected was too strong for Mindanao under the state of calamity due to the
immediately proposed to build a new energy However, the businessmen were ambitious and him to conquer. And so, he remained dead. intense effects of El Niño . There was nothing
source but the queen did not listen. Instead, she greedy. They wanted to exploit the richness of Manny Pacquiao could have done. The promise
asserted that everything was under control and Mindanao, especially in T’boli where coal is The moaning became louder, until a phone rang. of the land for thriving businesses was gone. And
it was but natural for some crops to wilt and the abundant. They thought it was a good idea to use She got up from between her husband’s legs and the terrorists were free to do atrocious deeds in the
waters to dry up because of the predicted El Niño . as a power source, but they knew people would received a call. It was a woman who claimed city, anytime. Everything changed.
Her scribe even added that if there was someone to oppose because it would endanger their lives. For she was raped by a police who owned a red
blame in the calamity, it would be God. But both people to accept their proposition, they thought motorcycle. She asked help from the politician One pitch-black night, the police became a suspect,
told everyone that life would be normal, still. of curtailing power in the region to condition the who was known to fight for abused women. The the kubrador became a corpse, the embalmer
minds of the people. “Once they’ve had enough of politician ended the conversation saying she will became a murderer, the politician was sexually
As the tun-og walked the streets of East Avenue, these outages,” they said“they will have to agree start the investigation first thing the next day, and abused, the tun-og became a millionaire, and the
he didn’t see his usual client at the abandoned with our idea to establish a coal-power source.” then she retreated to her sadistic husband’s erect escort was the savior of the day.
building. What he saw were families outside their cock.
candlelit houses, fanning their babies with the The heat was rising, and there was no rain to cool As for the others? They woke up seeing crops wilt,
abanico. The apprentice continued to drain blood, off the city. Magdalena was now with a male client. Meanwhile, the escort was now drinking with her waters dry, and their elected officials coming up
and the kubrador opted to go home. The politician’s The politician was under the sexual servitude of male client. He was a businessman who planned to with lame solutions to what was called a power
phone rang; it was her court judge-husband asking the court judge. The kubrador woke up; anxious build a power source in the land. He told the escort crisis.
where she was because dinner was ready. And so, he might not be able to know the winning lottery about his plan and that tonight was the beginning.
she left the woman named Magdalena who took combination. The dead priest jerked as the “The city will be without power for three hours, May God awaken the lost.
off her stilettos and knelt to face a familiar genital. embalmer continued to drain more blood. And the four times a day. And I’m doing this because I want //Sergei C. Reyes
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