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C E L E B R I T Y D I A R I E S
LADIES’ CONFESSIONS
VOL .8
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0 2 LJ Reyes
Sate her midnight cravings and expect good things in return.
14 Divine Maitland-Smith
FEATURING
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She’ll drink you under the table and you’ll thank her for it.
24 April Gustilo
The former noontime sizzler sips spaghetti right.
OF FHM’S
34 Rizza Diaz BEST-SELLERS
The PBA courtside reporter is bound to make you feel a pop in your pants.
4 2 Maica Palo
Never underestimate a lady with a banana in her hand.
54 Annicka Dolonius
There’s no ending every party she gets started.
6 2 Nicole Alexandria
Just the right amount of cheesy and crunchy.
72 Lhea Bernardino
She demonstrates proper hotdog handling, among other things.
80 Chanel Latorre
Hot and steamy bedroom scenes? Our indie ingénue says, “Chicken!”
88 Julz Savard
The Save Me Hollywood vocalist has lips like sugar.
9 6 Daiana Menezes
The Brazilian bombshell knows how to handle burgers with care.
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LJ REYES
But here’s what I believe: any food you consider to be good logically, I got a nice, cozy room at a nearby hotel to crash
could turn any night into a steamy evening, so long as the in. Would I invite the boyfriend later on? It depended on how
proper elements fall into place. he would behave that night.
And on one occasion, that’s exactly what happened to Third: Get tipsy. Sing. Dance. Lose yourself. Because
me. As if the night were following a hell of a recipe, the hey, that’s how nights out are supposed to go, right?
ingredients came together in perfect proportions to produce Lastly: A thoughtful boyfriend to take care of you
what would be a hot, satisfying meal—if you get my drift. after that night’s festivities. As the party wound down, I
Ingredient No. 1: Go on a night-out. But don’t bring the decided I’d had enough. I was hungry because I’d been like
boyfriend along. That night, my boyfriend and I got invited a whirlwind all night long, and it has always been my habit
to two separate parties, so we each had to go our own way. to eat at a certain restaurant in The Fort after a night-out.
Was it a little sad that we weren’t together? Maybe. But little My boyfriend had always known this, so he texted, “Hey,
did I know that our momentary separation would be a good gusto mo um-order na ‘ko for us? We could just eat at your
thing later on in the night. hotel room.”
Ingredient No. 2: Get a nice hotel room. I knew that I said yes. I was already at the hotel room, lounging
there was no way I was coming home early that night so around, and just giving my tired feet a rest.
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And when he finally arrived, there were two scents I that little moment of separation made us sort of miss each
terribly enjoyed upon opening the door: the tapa, and his other as if we hadn’t seen each other in a while. We both
smell. Nagutom ako lalo. And he looked like he was, too. The had fun that night, we had a good meal, and now all we
first order of business: satisfy the first hunger. We devoured had was one another. Nag-enjoy kayo sa company ng ibang
our meals. For a quick 10 minutes, we were essentially tao but in the back of your mind, alam mo na you would
“galit-galit muna” although we had a little playful smile come home to each other. That’s always a sexy thought.
creeping out from the side of our lips. So what a way to cap off the night. The way we looked
After stuffing ourselves silly, I thought that was the like wolves while having our post-party meals, well, it was
end of it. Akala ko our night was over, that we were going nothing compared to what we had that night for “dessert.”
to sleep it off. But when our eyes met, things only got more The meal helped a lot, not just because it was good food but
interesting from there. Parang nag-twinkle yung mga mata because at that point, mahirap nang gumawa ng kahit ano
namin, and…let’s just say that a different kind of hunger kung gutom ka.
suddenly struck us. In that sense, our meal became an aphrodisiac. I’ll leave
Remember that part I told you about how it was a little the details to your imagination, but I’ll leave you some food
sad that we didn’t go out together? Well, here’s the payoff: for thought: mas masarap pala kumain after it.
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LJ REYES
THE QUICKEST WAY
TO LJ’S HEART
...IS WITH SWEETS.
LOADS OF IT
Crème Brulee
“Yung timpla ng crème brulee na gusto ko is yung hindi
masyadong matamis yung itlog pero yung on top niya,
sweet enough yung lasa.”
Chocolates
“When I was younger I used to like white chocolates tapos
naging milk chocolates. Nag-iiba, may variety. Ngayon,
dark chocolate naman ang gusto ko. Gusto ko yung
balance ng bitterness and sweetness.”
Fondue
“I like how the melted texture feels!”
Ice Cream
“Gustung-gusto ko siyang tina-top sa mga freshly made
cookies or brownies. It makes everything better!”
Macaroons
“I love the texture. It’s a balance between soft and crispy
tapos ‘yung sa gitna niya merong filling.
Tapos ‘pag kinain mo siya, parang nag-bu-burst yung
flavor because of the filling.”
LJ REYES
LJ REYES
LJ’S STRANGELY EROTIC SUGGESTIVE

FOOD TEST!
HO T D O GS : Footlong or tender juicy?
“Tender juicy ako. Dahil juicy. Ha ha!”
L O N GGA N I SA : Maalat or matamis?

“Ako I like it sweet. Longganisa itself is
already salty, and parang gusto ko parati may
mixture ng taste.”
V EGET A BL ES: Talong or pipino?

“Talong. Kasi ayoko ng cucumber.”
M I L K : Malapot o evap?
“Condensada! Masarap siyang sawsawan
ng tinapay!”
EGGS: Hard-boiled o binate?

“Scrambled eggs because minsan nilalagyan
ko siya ng cheese at saka ng mayo para
medyo mas fluffy siya.
Ginawang fluffy yung itlog, ha ha!”
FRU I T S: Santol o rambutan?

“Sorry never pa ako nakakain ng
dalawang ‘yan!”

LJ REYES

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k n o ws h o w t o
ma ke t h e m o s t o u t
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Honestly, I think
a lot of sexy
experiences happen
because of alcohol—
beer included.
I’m speaking for a lot of people when I say it helps
encourage sexual intimacy.
But it depends on the kind of intimacy you’re after. If you’re
looking for a long-term relationship, then you don’t really
drink just for the sake of a little sexy time. But if it’s a one-time
thing, then “Yeah, let’s drink!” is definitely apt for the moment.
For me, the craziest I’ve gone with alcohol was that one
time at a party when I brought everyone to the pool—and
stripped. I did something like that in PBB, but I only undid my
top—and I don’t think they ever aired it.
The other time was at a fiesta, where I was invited to deejay
and sing at the Sugar Coast Beach Bash in Bacolod. They
brought in a lot of musicians from Manila, too—about 20 of us,
and we all just kind of hung out together.
We started at about 6 p.m., and I was drinking during and
in-between sets—so basically, the whole night. There was a lot
of hard alcohol, but I hung on to my bottle of beer—no, bottles.
I think I probably had around seven beers that night, but it
was a long night, so let’s put the final number at, well, more
than just a few.

Later in the evening, everyone was getting lazy and sleepy.
I think everyone was hiding their own drunkenness, but I
was so drunk that I had this idea, and just started screaming:
“Guys let’s go to the pool!” And then I ran, took my clothes off
little by little on the way to the pool, and everyone followed.
My attire was composed of a singlet, jeans, and boots.
The details are a bit hazy, but by the time I reached the pool,
only my Calvin Klein underwear and a black,
see-through bra remained. The guys took their
shirts off, and the girls stripped to their bras, and
we all jumped in the pool. It wasn’t a full-strip or
skinny-dipping but these were people who I didn’t
completely know yet. I mean, the people who ‘The morning
jumped in the pool were my friends; we all knew after, people were
each other or heard of each other, or we’ve said hi coming up to me
before—but that was the extent of our friendship. saying, “You were
They were friends, but they weren’t the kind of
friends who have seen me in my underwear, yet the life of the
here I was, jumping in the pool with nothing but a party last night.” I
see-through bra, with them. was, like, “Okay, I
The morning after, people were coming up to
remember that…”’
me saying, “D! You were the life of the party last
night!” And I was, like, “What? I don’t know what
you’re talking about.” And of course, they’d remind
me: “I remember you stripped.” and I was like,
“Okay, I remember that…”
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RULES FOR
CHUGGING A
COLD ONE
GET IT DARK
“I’m not really a light beer
person. I prefer pale beer—
not necessarily black, but
dark beer is always better.”
IGNORE YOUR
BELLY
“Beer is my first choice of
alcohol. I think that’s why
I can’t control my weight
sometimes, because I drink
too much of it, but that’s
how it is.”
IGNORE YOUR
LADY FRIENDS’
DRINKS, WHILE
YOU’RE AT IT
“I feel like a guy sometimes,
because when I’m with
my girlfriends, most of
them would probably drink
cocktails, and I’d stick to my
bottle.”
BAR OPENS AT 4
P.M.
“Do I day-drink? It depends
if I’m having a stressful day.
I’ll probably have a beer at 4
p.m., but not usually—unless
I’m wakeboarding, then
sure, I’ll have a beer. But if
I’m working, probably not.
Although it depends on how
stressed I am and how long
the day has been, but most
of the time it’s 4 p.m.”
GAME ON
“I’ve done body shots
with beer. Normally, body
shots are for cocktails, but
probably because we didn’t
have any at one time, we
did it with beer. I’ve also
played Beer Pong. But then
there’s Strip Beer Pong,
which I’ve yet to play. I’ll
have to cross that off my
bucket list.”

April
Gus tilo
TH IS
SE
XY
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EX O RA L N
PER TI O
IMENTA
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BON KE RS
'He didn’t ask kung
bakit ako may candy
sa bibig. Kasi with
kissing ganun naman
talaga, biglaan. Minsan
you’re bound to have
something else in
your mouth. But after
kissing him on the
lips, and all of the
lambingan, I took my
candy down south and
unzipped his pants.'
My makeup artist and I were in the car wanted to find out. Of course I was
headed home one night, after a show. already curious. I’m a firm believer
We were talking about boys. that when it comes to intimacy—
As usual, girl talk became sex especially in long-term relationships—
talk. And then habang nagbibiruan both parties should be open to trying
kami about secret bedroom moves, my different things. Kailangan may bago
makeup artist mentioned I should try kayong natututunan to keep things
doing it with candy. fresh and exciting. Kasi when you’re
So I got curious and asked her: exploring, the things you didn’t know
“What do you mean try it with candy?” you could do, you suddenly find out
My sister and her husband were also that you can.
in the car, but my makeup artist had I could attest to that personally,
never been the shy type so diniretso because that same night I met my
niya ako: “Mas masasarapan yung boyfriend for the typical dinner night
guy pag bli-nowjob mo siya nang may that didn’t end as it typically did. Fast
candy ka in your mouth.” forward tayo to my room. Hindi ko
Ako naman, parang, “What?!” sinabi sa kanya yung balak ko, but in
She told me I should use mint candy, my room, before we started kissing, I
specifically. Medyo malamig daw already popped candy in my mouth. At
kasi sa mouth and sa balat. I asked the time, it was a SnowBear menthol
her kung magiging masarap din for candy—but I’ve tried different types of
me, and she told me to just try it if I mint candies since. He didn’t ask kung

APRIL GUSTILLO
bakit ako may candy sa bibig. Kasi

with kissing ganun naman talaga,
biglaan. Minsan you’re bound to have
something else in your mouth. But
after kissing him on the lips, and all of
the lambingan, I took my candy down
south and unzipped his pants.
I liked the feeling in my mouth.
I could taste the mint in the candy
more than I could taste the skin on his
penis. Na-e-enjoy ko rin kasi parang
kumakain lang din ako ng mint-
flavored ice cream. And I liked the
sensation: yung coolness ng candy,
and the warmth of my guy’s skin in
my mouth.
I could feel my boyfriend’s initial
surprise. But I also felt, while I was
doing it, na nasasarapan siya. He
told me first time din daw niya to
experience those sensations. Mas lalo
daw siyang tinigasan—and I felt it. We
made love harder and more intimately
after that. And when we finished, he
asked me, “Puwede ba nating ulitin?”
Siguro naman alam niyo na yung
sinagot ko dun.
The funny thing about it is when
my sister comes over, nagtataka siya.
“Bakit ang daming candy dun sa may
TV?” she would ask. We’d laugh about
it, but I know may idea na rin siya
kung bakit, because she was in the car
when all the candy sex talk began. I’m
sure she overheard all the dirty details,
although I hope her imagination isn’t
as active!

APRIL GUSTILLO
Mint- Flavored
Experiments
April’s notes on getting
that cool feeling
GET A HEADSTART BRAND SURF HOW MANY? TWO-WAY IT

“The candy should be in the “The best one I’ve tried so far “Wag sobrang dami. If you “I guess it could work with oral
girl’s mouth at least 30 seconds is Mentos Air, but I’ve tried want to test it out, siguro two din. I mean if it works with guys
before his thing comes in. Kasi SnowBear, Maxx’s, and Halls. I at most—but really, one is at nasasarapan sila, why not on
the girl’s mouth will absorb the haven’t tried other flavors, puro enough.” girls? I’ll have to put that on my
excess anghang, para hindi mint lang talaga.” bucket list. Ha ha!”
masyadong masaktan yung
partner niya.”

Dessert
As sex-sweeteners
Her top 4
Whipped cream
“To spread over parts na
gusto mo dilaan.”
Oil
“Get the flavored kind to
make the licking extra
special.”
Ice cream
“Best for nipples? Ha ha!”
Banana
“Just to draw attention to
the mouth. Pang-seduce
lang.”

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RIZZA DIAZ
I usually
have food
delivered to
my house.
I can’t cook for myself, but I love to
eat. I’m obviously the skinny type—al-
ways been one—but I have a healthy
appetite. I like the greasy stuff: fries,
burgers, fried chicken. If there’s beer,
I’m game for it.
So what if one day, I order food, the
delivery guy arrives, and this random
stranger happens to be very, very
good-looking? Ha ha! Maybe, I could
pay for the food with something other
than money, and compensate him for
the charges in another way.

‘What if one day,
the delivery guy
arrives, and he
happens to be
very, very good-
looking? Maybe I
could pay for the
food with some-
thing other than
money’
I once experienced something like

this—well, sort of. I was feeling a little
feverish. The weather was also pretty
bad as it had been raining the whole
day. This guy offered to bring food.
I don’t really like taking guests in.
But since I was helpless and sickly, I
accepted the offer. Also, I didn’t want to
starve to death.
I was in my pajamas, my hair was all
messed up, but somehow I managed to
freshen up a little before he arrived. He
brought noodles. He offered to fix it up
as well. He asked where the microwave
and my plates were, and told me to just
stay in my bed and he’d just bring me
the food. I tend to have this personality
where I come off as a big girl—the kind
who can take care of herself and be
independent. But that day, I realized it’s
nice to be taken care of every now and
then.
And during this particular time mas
naging pa-alagain pa ako. You know,
yung umaarte ka na the food is kind
of hot, and you have no appetite so
magpapasubo ka. Tapos magpapatimpla
ka ng orange juice, tapos pagdating ng
orange juice, you tell them it doesn’t
taste good so you’ll ask for something
else.
And then I had to lie in bed because
my head kind of hurt. He massaged it
until I fell asleep. I remember feeling
better after that nap—maybe it was the
massage, maybe it was the noodles. He
was still there when I woke up, just
watching TV beside me.
He left soon after that. I gave him a
thank you kiss and a very, very tight
hug before he left. Why only that? Kasi
may sakit ako eh, and that was the
most I could give for that day. And para
na rin the next time he visits me he’d
bring more food, and I could give him
more in return, ha ha! But don’t feel
bad for him; I’ve already his gesture a
hundredfold—if you know what I mean.

RIZZA DIAZ
N U R S E R IZZ A’S
G U I D E TO
B E ATI N G F E V E R
“One of the times I got to return
the favor was when he got
sick. I went to his house. He
had fever and you know naman
when you have it you need to
release that heat. So tinulungan
ko siyang pagpawisan…by
playing PlayStation with him, ha
ha! Pinawisan naman! Intense
ang labanan namin.
“We had consequences for

the loser. He had to take off
his shirt at one point. But I’m
very good at videogames so
siya lang yung nakahubad.
Para hindi rin siya matuyuan
ng pawis! I was there to rid him
of his heat and, well, mission
accomplished!”

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RIZZA DIAZ

He laughed over my story, but still ended up
banging me hard. He dared me to do it right
across my hallway, and I agreed after thinking
that nothing could top the incident with the
strangers. My boyfriend made me lean against
the wall, and fucked me from behind. Just before
he came, he sat me on the stairs and came on
my neck and boobs. It was a funny first time in
my new apartment.
Simple_fantasy via FH M.com.ph
TRUE BRO!
My boyfriend is a member of a prominent
fraternity in Manila, and their frat house is
located near my university. I usually hang out
with my boyfriend and his frat brothers on
my free time. Once, it was just my boyfriend
and another frat member who were left in the
TH E OF house. We shared a few stories over beer until
T
BES his frat brother decided to leave. My boyfriend
’
LADIESSIONS
gave me a naughty look and the next thing I
S knew, he was pumping me hard in one of the
CONFE 4 rooms. I was really wet and horny so I got so
201 loud and started yelling how I wanted more
and how I wanted it harder. It was so intense
that I lost count how many times I came. We
decided to take a bath after all that steamy
BAMBOOZLED! When randy romps get rattled

sex. When we got out of the room naked, we
were surprised to see his frat brother grinning
outside. I blushed and was so embarrassed,
but his frat brother just said, “Sarap ba? He he!
Okay lang yan, secret na natin ’to!”
Bebeng, by email
were both really adventurous and naughty,

BIYAHENG so while waiting for lunch to cook, we locked
DOUBLE DUO
My boyfriend and I were at a bar with a couple
his door and decided to do it there. He lived
LANGIT
My boyfriend and I enjoy doing the deed in
in the common Pinoy neighborhood where
houses were built close to one another, and
of friends, chugging beer. One of his girl friends
asked if she could stay for the night with us at
my boyfriend’s place after the get-together. I told
public places. The possibility of getting caught we didn’t know that his bedroom walls weren’t her that she would be sleeping with us in one
in the act boosts our sexual drive. We’ve done it sound-proof! We had wild and loud sex, and his room since there are no other guest rooms. She
in a room with his friends, in a cinema, and even neighbors and relatives heard every grunting agreed. I jokingly told her to get drunk because
on a balcony. But the best was when we did and moaning. Much to our embarrassment, my boyfriend and I were planning to have wild
it in a taxi. We were on our way home from a his mother called from work to scold him after sex that night. She laughed and agreed. On the
family gathering in Cubao, where we had wine. the news got to her. Now, way home, our friend who
In the cab, I was kissing him on the lips, licking whenever I visit their family drove us there asked if he
his neck, and even gave him a hickey. I knew house, I get weird looks from 'I jokingly told could also stay because it was
he was turned on, too, so he asked me to move his relatives. Now I know why
behind the driver’s seat so at least manong his parents don’t like me. my girl friend late and he's a little tipsy. My
boyfriend and I agreed, but I
driver wouldn’t really see what we’re doing. We Kamila, by email to get drunk was kind of pissed, worrying
kept kissing torridly, then I started groping his how I’d get to do the deed
hard dick. I unzipped his pants and gave him NABINYAGAN because my with my boyfriend with two
a hand job. I wanted him inside me, but since
manong driver had been shooting glances at
I moved into a new apartment boyfriend and I other people in the room.
away from the city—one with It was almost dawn when I
us on the rear view mirror, I decided to just let a nice view, and one with were planning decided to grab my boyfriend’s
my boyfriend play with my clit. He finger-fucked
me while I was grabbing his hands, gesturing
no worries about sketchy
neighbors because I had
to have wild shaft and give him head. After
crazy foreplay, we decided to
to fuck me harder. I let my boyfriend fuck me the place to myself. One sex that night. do it in all positions possible,
with four fingers! It really felt good, but I was weekend, while waiting for
bitin that I was not able to ride him all the way. my boyfriend, I decided to
She laughed assuming we couldn’t be seen
in the dark. I was really horny
Before we got home, I gave him head. I went up shower, assuming we were and agreed' and wet. It was a challenge not
and down his joystick, working my mouth from going to do the deed. My to moan too loud. When I was
his head down until he squirted on my face. It boyfriend likes that I get
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on top of my guy, I noticed the

was literally a joy ride! When we paid the driver, naked whenever he visits. I was watching TV silhouettes of two of our friends. They seemed to
he rolled his eyes and said, “Diyan na nga lang when I heard someone turn the doorknob. be cuddling in the dark. I turned on the lights and
kayo!” His seat covers were probably wet. Assuming it was my boyfriend, I stood in front of was surprised to see them doing their own thing
Miss Taxi, by email the door and was surprised to see two strangers. while my boyfriend and I were also getting it on.
I slammed the door shut and heard the two We completely ignored each other, turned the
laughing outside. They said they were looking for lights off, and continued on. We sounded like we
NOSY NEIGHBORS Robert, the old occupant of the apartment. They were having an orgy, but it was just two couples
My ex-boyfriend once invited me over to his left right after I told them that Robert didn’t live having wild sex in the dark.
place for lunch. Since we had just started there anymore. I was flushing in embarrassment Gia, by email
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My boyfriend and I used to study in the same college. We weren’t

blockmates but we saw each other almost every day. We often
crashed at their house after school since it was near. We’d have
dinner there, and then he’d accompany me home.
But here’s the part you what I had for dessert: a We kissed, he spent time
are waiting for: Siyempre banana. Those who know on my boobs and my pussy
may iba rin kaming me well know na mahilig then turn ko na…
ginagawa! ako sa saging. I knelt in between his
After mag-dinner Anyway, I remember I legs. I grabbed his hard
we’d usually go up to his took two from the bushel of dick with one hand while
room and spend a couple bananas on the dining table I held the banana in the
of hours before niya after our meal. Kinakain other. I sucked him, then
ako ihatid sa amin. His ko na yung isa while we kagat ng saging, BJ ulit,
family didn’t object to our were walking toward his tapos labas, tapos nguya,
routine—at imposibleng room. We’ve been together and swallow, ha ha!
hindi nila alam what we’d for quite some time now, And take note ha, I
sometimes do in his room. so when he said, “Babe…” didn’t copy this from some
I’m sure they’ve heard the right after we got inside smut film—I don’t even
“noises” we made. his room, I knew na what watch porn.
His parents were used he wanted. So while I was doing
to seeing me around— Maybe I wanted to repay this, he suddenly told me
pinagluluto pa nga kami him for waiting for me that he wanted to feel what
ng mommy niya. I even earlier, but all I know was I was chewing…on his
had my own space in my I urged him for us to try cock. I agreed—siyempre
boyfriend’s closet. something different this naman—and chewed some
One school day, my time around. Para may up before blowing him
classes ended later than thrill. Para maiba. So I told again. I even licked his
usual. My boyfriend had to him, “Puwede ba kitang balls with it. Based from
wait for me for about two i-blow habang kumakain his moans, it might have
hours. By the time I got out ako ng saging?” Ha ha! Of been the greatest head I’ve
of my class, we were both course, he agreed to it! ever given.
so hungry that we quickly While he freshened up, I After a few minutes he
went to their house. took off all my clothes and told me that he wanted to
I can’t remember what waited for him on the bed. go inside me. I asked him
his mom had prepared that I had my other banana (the to wash himself first, and
day, but I do remember real one) lying beside me. then yun na—we finished it
off with a bang!
CHOCOLATE SYRUP
“ Dapat ang n e xt sana naming gagawin,
i-me-melt namin yung Her s h e y’ s
chocol a t e . Parang co n d o m lang, may
f l a v o r , h a h a !”
PANCAKES AND HONEY

“I al so l o v e p a n c a k e s ! I’ l l c u t a p o r t i o n ,
eat i t, t apos I’ l l l i ck t h e s yr u p of f h i s
body. Tw o t i mes ka mabubusog !”
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NOISY NEWBIE
IN THE HOOD
To avoid being late for work, I got a place near
my office in Makati, which is also near my
boyfriend’s house. My boyfriend picked me up
one night from work and dropped me off at
my apartment. To my surprise, he stayed for a
good 30 minutes and started teasing me by
playing porn on my desktop. I got aroused and
gave in. He undressed me and started licking
my neck all the way down to my pussy. He did
me doggy style in the kitchen and we did a 69 really is sweet and generous—too bad my times I screamed in satisfaction.
on my new sofa. We left my apartment for work crush and I often do it without him to watch NaughtyBelle, by email
the morning after and my neighbors just gave and join the fun.
us dubious looks. Apparently, the apartment Kimberly Foo, by email BALIKBAYAN TREAT
walls were not soundproof at all since it’s made My guy best friend and I have been away from
of hollow plywood. I guess I woke my neighbors CAR FRESHENER each other for more than three years when he
with every spank and “Harder!” the night before. One Friday night after work, I went out to have moved out of the country to work. He came
Raquel H., by email a few drinks alone. While I was enjoying my back recently to celebrate his birthday with
bottle of beer, I noticed that the group across his family and friends. It was a great time for
my table looked very familiar. To break the catching up especially since he really needed
FOR THE SPOILED AND DIRTY awkward glances, I flirted with the guy seated people to talk to after a bad breakup. He invited
I’ve always had a crush on my boyfriend’s beside my table. He invited me to dance and me over at his hotel room for some drinks and
classmate, who always hung out with us. I I ended up grinding up against him after my told me he needed his best friend. Halfway
even remember telling my boyfriend I wanted third bottle. To my surprise, he invited me to through a bottle of vodka he started teasing
a threesome with his friend, but he would just the nearest motel. The catch: me about how we should just
laugh it off. We were open to things like that, he came in with another guy hook up and be a couple. I
and I knew it would excite my boyfriend, too. friend and had to hitch a
ride back out. I refused the
‘While I was just laughed and said, “Ikaw
lang eh, choosy ka pa!” He
So during a movie marathon at my boyfriend’s
house with his friend, I knew I would have my offer and told both of them kissing the looked challenged, so he
chance. A few minutes into our third movie, my I couldn’t stay late. But they first guy, I felt came up to me and kissed
crush snoozed off in one of the guest rooms. were insistent and the guy I me on the lips. Next thing I
My boyfriend and I took the chance to sneak danced with started holding the car owner knew we were on the carpet,
in his room and have sex. Assuming his friend me on the waist, moving his undressing each other. I was
was in a deep sleep, my boyfriend entered hands down to my butt. I felt grab my boobs not playing the innocent
my hole fast and hard. I kept moaning and horny so I told them that we and finger me. BFF, so I grabbed his dick,
just a few minutes into the deed, my crush could do it in the car instead. shoved it in my mouth and
walked into the room wearing just his boxer The guy I danced with sat I was so horny gave him head until he came
briefs. I wasn’t embarrassed or shocked by his beside me in the back seat
while his friend who owned
I wanted both and squirted on my face. It
would’ve been awkward if we
presence, but I sure was impressed by the size
of his tool. It was nearly twice the length and the car took the front seat. of them inside weren’t tipsy and downright
The first guy started slipping horny. I was so wet then, so
girth of my man’s! I knew I was in for a hell me’ he made me bend over the
of an adventure. My crush hurriedly grabbed his hand in my skirt and

me and touched my boobs, going lower and fondled my clit while French sofa and rammed me doggy
lower until he slipped in two of his fingers in kissing me. While I was kissing the first guy, I style! He was pumping me while holding on
me. He positioned me for doggie and put his felt the car owner grab my boobs and finger to my breasts, and he manhandled me. It was
dick in while I stroked my boyfriend’s hard-on. me. I was so horny I wanted both of them a rough night in his living room and I never
I couldn’t help but moan in ecstasy. He came inside me. We reclined the front seats so I thought I’d have a good fuck buddy in my best
inside me and my boyfriend went as his sub could kneel and give the first guy head. The friend. We did it a couple more times before he
as he took short breaks. I kept on giving my second guy licked my pussy while sitting on went back to the States—in his bedroom, in the
crush head to help him recharge. I felt like the driver’s seat. After good oral sex, the car shower, and even on the kitchen counter. That
a dirty, satisfied whore as they alternately owner exchanged seats with the first guy and was the best balikbayan treat I’ve had yet!
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I am quite
vanilla when it
comes to sex.
I like hot, sweaty, and naked sex but
as far as food fetishes go, I’ve never
tried anything particularly weird.
That isn’t to say, though, that I am
completely crossing off food-flavored
options on my to-do list before I die.
As far as romance goes? I think
it’s nice to be with someone, be able to

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gorge on food, and still feel sexy about

yourself. Sex and food—I’d like to
think these are two things a guy and I
should share a common taste for.
And it’s something I figured out
during the first time my boyfriend
and I went to Boracay as a couple. At
first, we just wanted to trash our hotel
room and have a fancy stay-cation. In
Boracay. Weird, I know, but we just
wanted to enjoy each other’s company
in as many ways as possible. We were
at a stage where we were just so
fucking comfortable with each other
that we were literally naked the entire
time in our hotel room. We’d order
pizza, push the cutesy stuff aside, and
get down to business. We had sex—
and we’d repeat the routine. I lost
count of the specific number of times
but I’m telling you, it was terribly fun.
Relatively clean fun—but gobs of it.
What gets me to do pretty wild
stuff is alcohol and not a slice or two
of pizza. This happened quite a long
time ago, when I went to a bar with
my friends. We met a group of nice
dudes, whom we ended up going to
an after-party with. We went to one
of the guys’ condo unit, and things
got pretty intense from there. I just
remember us bringing in booze by the
buckets. Everyone was wasted.
For some reason—or probably
because of the alcohol—I still had
enough vigor to flirt with one of
the guys, the condo unit’s owner.
Of course we’d just met each other
that night, so it wouldn’t look nice if
people saw us flirting. So we decided
to deal with things in the bathroom.
While tiptoeing from drunken friend
to another, we successfully snuck in
the bathroom. We wasted not a minute
of our wiwi excuse. He pushed me
to the sink and I bent forward. Next
thing I knew, our underwear was on
the floor. It was a rough,
quick three-minute deed
in the toilet—too quick in
fact that no one reached
orgasm. It fun while it
lasted, though! The thrill of
‘Of course we’d it was fun. That liberating
just met each feeling was fun.
That’s the thing with
other that night, alcohol: it gives you the
so it wouldn’t look confidence you never knew
nice if people saw you had, to do things you
us flirting. So we never knew you could.
Even the stupid ones. We
decided to deal went out and pretended
with things in the nothing happened, though
bathroom’ our sweat probably gave us
away. That was a one-time
thing—a good one-time
thing.
Drunk sex is nice–it relaxes you
and is an instant confidence booster.
I’m not saying that you should go out
and have a one-night stand, though.
Such things happen, but when it does,
enjoy it but don’t forget the condom!

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What’s the best Aside from Do you And your Is being drunk Any tips when
thing about a hangover, remember poison? an excuse to get making a quick
drunk sex? what’s the anything after “Tequila! That gets laid? one in the
“There’s no holding downside to drunk sex? me every time.” “Not really. But if bathroom?
back in drunk sex. drunk sex? “A good 50 percent, you’re in the comfort “Make it quick!
It’s basically waking "Men are held back maybe. That’s a of your own home, And don’t forget
up the next day, by booze physically. good percentage who the fuck gives your underwear.
thinking, ‘Dude, did I What you get: whisky considering the a shit?” Make the best
just do that?’” dick. Even the man’s amount of alcohol I damn excuse when
penis is passed out.” down. Ha ha!” someone asks why
you’re sweaty and
musky. Ha ha!”

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SNEAKY
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Ninja sex always yields
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Satisfaction!
V-DAY THREE-
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After spending Valentine’s Day salubong out
in a club, I decided to crash in my guy friend’s
condo, which he shared with his girlfriend. I’ve
been single for a while, so I kind of turned into
their constant third wheel every date night. The
alcohol probably did it–I snuck into their room
and caught them making out. I even let out
a “Bulaga!” and laughed, when the girlfriend TH E OF
invited me to join them in bed. My guy friend T
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looked okay with it, so I jumped into the bed
and naughtily went on top of them, tickling
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them and shouting, “Happy Valentine’s Day!” I
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when the girlfriend kissed me and went on
top of me to shut me up. I just let her while
her boyfriend watched us. We stripped off our
clothes and made out, and a few minutes into MOVING CONUNDRUMS returning the favor by attempting to give him
it, he joined in. Next thing I knew, I was in a Last month, my husband and I moved into a hand job, but he refused and said, “Save
threesome with my friends on Valentine’s Day! a two-bedroom apartment with our son and it for another time. Motel next week.” We
I especially enjoyed fondling his girlfriend’s nanny. Since we hadn’t fixed the other room finished in time for the movie credits before
breasts to get my guy friend really horny. The yet, we decided that everyone should sleep in the cinema lights turned on. I was sure I got
morning after looked like something straight the master’s bedroom until the other one was the seat cover wet.
out of a rom-com movie: a man on the bed, child-proofed. One night, I was awakened by Angel Nes, by email
sandwiched by two naked girls. my hubby’s hard member on my butt while his
Juday P., by email hands caressed my nipples. I was turned on PLANNED AHEAD
and I couldn’t resist him so I let him do all the For our annual office planning, it took us four
moves while I was facing our kid and nanny, hours to get to the resort in Batangas, so
who were both asleep. He then pulled down everyone decided to rest first. I was roomies
IN THE MASTER’S LAIR my pajamas and panties and spooned me with my best guy office mate, who had a
My best guy friend spent five years abroad, all the way until we both climaxed. I wanted really bad headache then. He politely asked
so when he came back for a vacation, I knew to make some noise but the idea of waking me to give him scalp massage to ease the
I had to be there for him. Our barkada set up our nanny and kiddo was not good. So pain, and I did so without malice. After a few
up a welcome party for him at our friend’s he told me that he’d soon be fixing the other minutes, he told me he was feeling relieved,
house. Bottles of tequila and whisky got us room or we could check in a motel where we and even teased me how good a masahista I
so wasted. My best guy friend and I ended up could make all the moaning was. Playing along, I cracked,
in a naughty pillow fight after poking fun at we want! I’m excited! “Hindi lang ako diyan magaling
each other. Past midnight, our friends decided Hottiemommy, by email ‘I wanted to magmasahe.” He gave me a
to eat, but my best guy friend and I stayed ma ke so me naughty look. Our office mates
behind. Feeling naughty and kinky, we snuck NOW SHOWING were still asleep then, so I
into one of the bedrooms in the house. Just My boyfriend and I had n o i se b u t t h e knew it was a good time to
when we were about to get it on, we noticed been together for three i d e a o f w a k i n g do something worth our while.
our friend’s brother sleeping on a mattress months when he got horny I was lying on the bed when
on the floor. It was our friend’s grandparents’ and asked me to do the
up our nanny he purposely slipped his hand
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room, so the bed was old-fashioned, with deed. We were watching a a n d k i d d o w a s in my shirt and fondled my
pillars in its corners. We went to the other side movie when I felt his hand breasts. I was fertile then so I
of the bed, opposite the sleeping brother, and shift from holding my hand
not good’ took his hand and slipped it in
he made me bend over while grabbing one to touching my thigh. Next my wet hole. He was finger-
post for balance. It was bitin that we couldn’t thing I know, he slid his hand in my panty fucking me hard while sucking at my breasts. l
really use the bed, but at least we were able and fondled my clit. I was really in the mood loved it! To return the favor, I gave him a hand
to do the deed. We did it again in his condo that I even opened my legs a little wider. He job. I told him if we do it again, I’d give him the
plenty more times before he went back slid his finger inside me and I almost let out best head. We couldn’t hide our smiles while
abroad. I’m surely going to miss him. a scream. He gave me his jacket to cover attending the planning sessions.
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Whenever I see a hotdog, I smile

a little inside–especially if it’s a
wrinkled one. I remember the
times I’d tease my guy with it.
My boy and I were out and walking
around during one sunny day. We were
in a place that was filled with all sorts of
street food. And then I started craving a
hotdog.
I always crave it actually; he knows
this. There are the wrinkly ones, the
extra-big ones, German sausages. I
especially like the big brown fat ones,
the long ones. He didn’t want one, but I
didn’t mind—it wasn’t really because I
was hungry anyway. I had other things
in mind.
With my snack in hand, I walked in
front of him and I started teasing him
with it. I licked it. I showed him my
“skills.” The best part about playing with
my food is that I can do it in public with
everyone watching, but no one can do
anything about it—not even him. I’m
just eating, right? Though, girls don’t
usually stick it that far down their
throats while taking a bite.

My boy got very gigil because he
knew what I was up to. He didn’t tell
me to stop, but he did get extra excited
to go home. Did I mention I was eat-
ing a cheese-filled one? I tried to make
it as messy as I could when I bit into it.
That was his tipping point, because he
dragged me home right after that.
There are times when I’m not actually
feeling horny, but still tease him anyway
just for fun—to give him the blue balls.
That day wasn’t one of those days. I was
in the mood for another filling, more
primal kind of snack. Let’s just say that I
did more than eat another hotdog when
we got home. Wink.
Afterwards, we got some vanilla ice
cream. I like it when it melts, because I
can lick it too. You can tell where this is
going, but what can I say? I like putting
things in my mouth.
‘There are times

when I’m not
actually feeling
horny, but still
tease him anyway
just for fun—to give
him the blue balls.
That day wasn’t
one of those days.
I was in the mood
for another filling,
more primal kind
of snack’

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Funny or sexy?
Why not both?
Nicole explains the difference
when playing with your food
“When you’re out in public, it tends to be
a joke lang. But when you’re together in a
private place and you really want to do it,
then that ‘food play’ becomes serious. It’s the
setting that matters. When it comes to sex,
I actually don’t mind if it’s funny too or filled
with joking around. Sometimes you can get
very turned on while joking around as well.
Then, it naturally gets more intimate as things
get more heated.”

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on my nipples. He asked me if I could give him
head. Not the type to disappoint, I knelt and
swallowed him. I could tell he liked it because he
held my hair and kept pushing. Right before he
came, he pulled me up and did me doggy on the
bed. I felt him come inside me, while my pussy
hugged his shaft harder. After, we headed to the
cemetery and pretended nothing happened.
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MOTHER CAN TELL

I went to my boyfriend’s house one night after
work. We were in their living room when we
noticed that his family went elsewhere, so it
was just us there. Feeling naughty, we hurriedly
went up to his room and started kissing and
exploring each other. While I was unbuttoning
his shirt, we heard someone open their gate.
We dressed quickly and rushed down to the
living room. When his mother opened the house
door, she spotted us on the couch watching TV.
Out of panic, we forgot to turn on the fan, so
his mom said, “Pawis na pawis kayo, magbukas
nga kayo ng electric fan!” We looked at each
TH E OF other and laughed it off when his mother went
T
B S
E to the kitchen. I hated how damp my underwear
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LADIESSIONS was while pretending to watch TV. Bitin na bitin!
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CONFE 4
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201 BALIKBAYAN QUICKIE

I’d been in a relationship with my boyfriend for
over a year when I had to leave the country for
LIGHTNING a vacation. It was a mix of excitement that I was

spending a week abroad with my family, and a
tad of longing since we were both still clingy at
the time. When I got back to the Philippines, first
ROUND
The sexual encounter of choice for premature ejaculators
thing I did was meet him. It was nearing midnight
when he fetched me from my house. I could tell
he really missed me because he started hugging
and kissing me the moment I got in the car. It
got more intense when I started to kiss his neck
before he pleaded for a blowjob. We had to pull
over and do it in the backseat. We had both
We hurriedly pulled up our pants and decided
AIN’T NO to just go down to the camp. Too bad the inner
finished when we realized that we were parked
in front of a mall beside a public market. We
mountain lions in us didn’t get past second
MOUNTAIN round up there, and we had to settle for a quick
one.
drove away satisfied and happy.
Miss J, by email
HIGH ENOUGH
It was in July 2013 when a guy friend invited me
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LAST FULL SHOW
My boyfriend and I are big movie junkies, so
to trek Mt. Maculot. It was a Saturday morning we try to squeeze a movie date into our busy
when we started our way up the mountain, and schedules. We usually get to see the last full
we were both hung-over from a Friday night-out. IT’S THE PONYTAIL show since we watch it after work. It was past
Walking up the mountain, he kept cracking I spent Undas with my boyfriend and his family. midnight one Friday when the movie we watched
green jokes to keep us alert. In fairness to him, We stayed in a dormitel in Batangas since ended, and upon exiting the parking lot, there
he made me laugh, and somehow, his humor we couldn’t fit in their home. On the way, my was a jam of cars lined up at
attracted me. He even joked that mountain sex boyfriend and I were sex-ting. the exit booths. My boyfriend
would be exciting. I didn’t shrug off the idea; I I was seated in front of him ‘Thanks to his and I decided to just wait in our
just gave him a naughty smirk. For some reason, in the van, and he was telling car until the parking lot was
our kwentuhan led to sex stories with our exes. me how he wanted to kiss dark car tint,
clear when R. Kelly’s “Bump
It got us turned on and we were starting to hit my neck. I was so turned on. we were able and Grind” randomly played on
on each other. When we reached the rockies by Arriving in the dormitel, we to finish off our his iPod. I started to tease him
sunset, we let the big group of mountaineers shared a big room with his
deed. It was a by showing a little cleavage

go ahead of us. We looked out the area and it parents, aunts, and cousins. and playfully touching him. He
seemed clear, so he made me bend over, pulled We continued exchanging good 10-minute started kissing and groping
down my pants and undies, and rammed me naughty texts. My boyfriend
from behind. His dick was hard and warm, so I thought hard for a plan on
quickie before me, and I returned the favor by
unzipping his pants and giving
didn’t mind that my pussy was getting cold since how to do it, so he told his we got to exit him a hand job. Thanks to his
we were a hundred feet up the mountain. We family that we’d go ahead to the parking lot’ dark car tint, we were able to
were on to our second round when we heard the cemetery. When we saw finish off our deed. It was a
another group of mountaineers walk past behind them leave, we hurriedly went good 10-minute quickie before
the bush we were hiding in. Some mountaineers back to our room. He immediately pulled up my we got to exit the parking lot.
spotted us, which got us really embarrassed. blouse and grabbed my breasts and sucked Camille, by email

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LHEA BERNARDINO
‘It was my first

time to make
love with a guy
I’d just met, and
he made sure it
was all worth it:
he went down and
ate me. Here was
this stranger in
the lobby that was
now in my bed,
satisfying a hunger
that no sinigang
could sate.’
For me, it worked out just fine as that over to my unit for dinner and a movie
was how I met my boyfriend. For most, marathon. I cooked him sinigang, which
though, one-night stands are just fun I think he liked. Afterward, we watched
and sexy, and that’s about it—a one-time Spider-Man on his laptop while lounging
thing you’d either want to forget or re- in bed. After the movie, he asked me if he
play over and over in your head, depend- should stay. Feeling all warm and cozy
ing on the sway of things. after a nice meal and a movie, I let my
I live alone in a condominium unit body snuggle up to him, and I told him
with my pet dogs. Every night, I’d walk that yes, by all means, stay.
them out in the condo driveway. What I Of course, I already had naughty
didn’t know was that one of the boys who intentions in mind—with the planned
also routinely loitered in the lobby had movie marathon all but discarded. I
already been eyeing me for months. made the first move and kissed him. It
While on an errand one night, was romantic at first, but things esca-
someone sent me a text message. He lated rather quickly—so much so that
introduced himself as Jason, and asked his laptop fell on the floor, becoming an
if we could be friends. Annoyed by the unfortunate victim of our recklessness.
approach, I called up the number and It was my first time to make love with
confronted him. He confessed his real a guy I’d just met, and he made sure it
name, and told me that he’s one of my was all worth it: he went down and ate
neighbors in the condominium, whose me. Here was this stranger in the lobby
habit was to spend nights in the lobby that was now in my bed, satisfying a
with a group of guys. hunger that no sinigang could sate. He
Apparently, he got my number from licked me in all the right spots—and if
my Instagram account, in a post I left this was his way of saying thank you for
a comment on. I said, “Ah ganun ba? letting him stay the night, the moaning I
Hindi ko naman napapansin kung sino let out as I came was the only way to tell
ka dun…” He joked, “Ako yung malaki him, “Come again.”
ang katawan.” The next night, we met And he did, the very next day.
in person, and kept the chat going while What he ate the second time around,
eating balut. We clicked in an instant. I won’t tell. I’ll leave that up to your
The following day, I invited him imagination.

LHEA BERNARDINO
Lhea's
Surefire
Recipe for
Spicing Things
Up in the Sack
Keep things sweet.
“Ice cream and chocolates are
great for starting the action in the
bedroom. Mabilis yun mag-melt,
so kailangan mo agad kainin at
dilaan. Licking and sucking: instant
turn-on.”
Keep things cool.

“Keep a bottle of spearmint
candy handy. It gives instant
freshness, and it keeps her cool
when you eat her down there.
Take a piece of spearmint and
slide it over her clit and enjoy
the sucking.”
Keep things clean.

“Never go for the greasy and
savory. Never use ulam as props
in bed. Masyadong makalat! You
wouldn’t want any foul-smelling
stains on the sheets, would you?”

Do Better FHM tip 1:
Hotdogs are made of meat trim-
FHM tip 2:
If you opt to go bun-less, try rolling
FHM tip 3:
Serving hotdogs in buns is a
Things with mings and meat fat, which are it in sugar before frying for an classic way to enjoy it, but adding
flavored with basic spices like salt, instant glazed flavor. spreads and spices is the best
Your Hotdog pepper, and paprika. Balance the way to go. For more texture,
Fry ’em, steam ’em, eat ’em savory taste by going gener- top it with crushed nacho chips,
raw. But what other ways are ous with the spreads. Add mayo, spread cheese sauce, and sprinkle
there to glorify your all-time cream cheese, and top it with someground beef. Yum!
favorite junk food? onions and sliced jalapenos.

LHEA BERNARDINO

NO OTHER MAN...
…just girls, and an action plan
other. I couldn’t resist her pink tits, so I sucked up on the cubicle door, leaned on the wall,
TEAMWORK!
I played for the volleyball team back in high
them. We were finger-fucking each other from and masturbated until I was moaning. A few
under the shower to the locker benches. I laid minutes later, my phone rang. My boyfriend was
school. I was naturally siga and boyish. Some her down on one of the benches and ate her calling, but I couldn’t quit my adventure. When
girls even had a crush on me back then, but I shaved pussy. I licked her up and down until I got out, I whispered to my boyfriend that he
never really thought I was bisexual or a lesbian she asked for more finger-banging. It was a had some catching up to do. I told him he better
until I showered with our rookie member. She good hour in the locker room until we decided make me moan louder than I did in the cubicle
was a transferee from another school, and to just meet up at my house the next day after alone.
was half-Pinoy and half-Aussie. While our training. It was my first time doing a girl, and I Kiki, via FH M Bullboard
other teammates showered right after training, loved it!
we were left in the bleachers talking about Mikka Rose, by email DIAL ‘T’ FOR THREESOME
our common friend. After almost an hour, we My husband and I fantasized about doing a
decided to shower in the locker room. I just threesome, but it took us a while to muster
couldn’t stop glancing at her—she was tisay, IT COMES IN HANDY the courage. One night when I was ready for
slender, and had plump breasts. I even joked One day while waiting for my boyfriend to bed, he surprised me when a masseuse came
that I liked her nipples because they were pink. finish running errands in the mall, I sat on one to our house. My husband told me that he
She just laughed and naughtily grabbed my of the benches and streamed videos online. wanted to surprise me with a massage and
boobs. I even shouted, “Hoy!” before playfully About an hour into waiting, I found myself on a a possible threesome if I’d agree to it, which
smacking her ass. She tried to tickle me by porn-site. Since my boyfriend still wasn’t back, I did. I changed into my underwear then lay
embracing me from the back so I’d be helpless, I headed to the comfort room to make myself face down. I got surprised when she also took
but the feel of her body against mine turned comfortable. Good thing there was no one in off her scrub suit and started massaging me
me on. I faced her and kissed her. She kissed there since it was a weekday. I was really wet, in her white sando and underwear. She asked
back, and from there we started fondling each so I started pleasuring myself. I put my feet me to lie flat on my back so she could start
her “frontal” specialty. She let baby oil drizzle
on my stomach, and started massaging my
tummy up to my breasts. I then flipped her
over, with me on top of her, and we started
French kissing. Probably very turned on, my
husband joined in on the fun. It was an instant
orgy in our bedroom, and I loved it. We easily
had it going for over an hour before we let the
masseuse leave with a good
pay. Thinking about it makes
‘I even joked me want to do it again.
_kiki, by email
that I liked
her nipples WILD AT 3
I slept over my college girl
because they friend’s condo while doing
were pink. our thesis. We were burnt out
by hours of working on our
She just paper so we decided to take a
break a little after 3 a.m. In my
laughed and attempt to divert my attention,
naughtily I casually tinkered with my
friend’s study table. To my
grabbed my surprise, I found a dildo in one
boobs’ of her drawers and teased
her about it. She blushed
and said, “Gamitin ko yan sa
’yo eh!” We laughed, but she suddenly kissed
me on the cheek. Feeling naughty, I kissed her
back on the lips. Next thing I knew, she was
on top of me while we were French-kissing.
We were both butt naked while fondling each
other’s breasts. I slowly slipped my finger in her

wet canal while she was playing with my clit.
She grabbed her dildo and worked on me like
a pro. Her toy was big and smooth that it only
took me about five minutes to come. I returned
TH E OF
T the favor until she moaned and quivered.
BES
’
LADIESSIONS
Rounds two and three came right after the
other. I never imagined doing a girl would be
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that fun. We rewarded ourselves with wild
lesbian sex every time we worked on our thesis.
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C H A N E L
L ATO R R E
WINNER WINNER
CHICKEN
DINNER
Sh o o t i n g l o ve scen e s
WITH
THIS INDIE ACTRESS
is the perfect
Recipe
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hilarity
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can’t recall fooling around
I
with food. Food is sexy,
but I’ve never had intimate
uses for it, in the same way
my being naked here and
taking a bite off a chicken is
already getting you excited.
What I can tell you is a story
involving a lot of skin that
will either make you snicker
or make your skin crinkle
like a featherless chicken.
It was during the set of a film
that I did recently—a love scene that
surprised me more than the rest. I’m
of age to do mature stuff, but this
one was unexpected. It was a scene
added only toward the end because
the director wanted something more
sensual.
The unexpected thing about it is I’ve
never done a movie where my partner
didn’t wear a “plaster,” which in the
Philippines, is a panty liner and a nude
colored tape you stick to your junk.
For women, if you’re shaved, it doesn’t
hurt. But for a guy, peeling it off your
balls is painful.
So this guy I was shooting the love
scene with wasn’t used to wearing a
plaster, as in “No, I can’t do it with
the plaster, I want to do it all natural.”
Despite my hesitations, I thought:
“Okay, let’s do it.” We were stripped
down for the scene, nude to each other,
but for the camera, our parts were
well-hidden. I was topless but my back
was turned from the camera, and I was
facing him. He was naked all over and
facing the camera, but my thigh was
covering his un-plastered penis.
So there I was, channeling my
emotions when I felt something
moving on my thigh. He was having
an erection during the scene! I was
thinking, hindi lang naman kami
yung tao! Pero as soon as the camera
came up (“three…two…one, action!”),

‘And then
I felt
something
move near
my thigh.
He was
having an
erection
during the
scene…’
apparently, um-action din si junior.
The whole time I was doing the
scene, I couldn’t look down. Pag
humuhugot ako ng feelings, my
tendency is to look down. But his
thing was standing at attention right
down there.
We were all professionals, so we
worked through it and I blissfully
ignored what was happening down
there. When the director yelled,
“Cut!” I heard one of the lights-men
say in reference to his junk: “Put*ng
ina, puwede ko nang bihisan yan at
papasukin sa school!”
Then they called the producer to
review the tape. The producer usually
has colorful words to say whenever
privates peeked out for the camera,
pero when he was checking the shot,
he was so serious. So the assistant
director asked, “You didn’t see
anything funny?” Sabi ni producer,
“Not at all, it was so beautiful, it was
so sensual and conservative, and an
artfully made shot.”
And then that was when the
director said, “Are you sure you
weren’t shocked? Look over there.” He
pointed in the direction of my thighs.
The producer looked closer and yelled.
“Put*ng ina! Akala ko paa ni Chanel!”
So the whole time he was watching it,
he thought it was my foot.
Such a funny, awkward, and
traumatizing experience all rolled into
one. After that, I thought, “Tama na
muna ang love scenes. Saka na pag
mas handa na ulit ako…” Ha ha ha!

Chanel’s
Food
Fantasies
Devil’s food cake

“And the icing. To lick it off someone,
preferably an innocent-looking guy with
chocolate dripping off his lips. I wouldn’t be
able to resist!”
Whipped cream and strawberries

“Looks really sensual on-screen. I would eat
it off my guy’s stomach.”
Chicken
“One of the jobs Brad Pitt had before
becoming a famous actor was a mascot, and
he wore a chicken costume. So while I was
naked and eating chicken earlier for the shoot,
I thought: 'Oh, Brad Pitt, chicken costume.' But
it would be much sexier if he took it off.”

Edibly yours
“Ask my mom, pinaglihi daw niya ako
sa KFC. Not just any chicken, but that
particular brand. What does that say
about me? Well, if you check, what
makes their chicken tasty is it’s made
with 11 secret spices. And there are
things you'll uncover about me that
will spice up your life.”


stay in the motel, doing the deed in every
position possible. It was nothing short of a
learning experience and I can’t wait to come
back for more.
Naïve_nieva, by email
CORDIAL COUSIN
When my cousin announced that she was
getting married, we were thrilled to plan her
bachelorette party. My cousin and I shared
a special kind of relationship, and had our
own share of naughty cousin adventures.
She told me that she wanted something
really kinky and fun for the party, and
wouldn’t mind to do it with me. I agreed to
it, but on one condition: there should be one
TH E OF male involved. She seemed thrilled by the
T
B S
E idea, so we hooked up with a cute barista
’
LADIESSIONS in one of our favorite coffee shops. Our
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CONFE 4
threesome started in a movie house. While
my cousin gave him head, the barista was
201 finger-fucking me. We were all bitin after
the movie, so we decided to check in at
the nearest motel. The barista was fucking
GET the two of us like he was on some energy

drink. My cousin fell asleep after a few
rounds, and I decided to rest, too. We were
all naked in one bed, the sheets stained all
LUCKY
The best things in life come
over. After taking a break in the bathroom,
the barista laid me on the floor and started
pumping me again. When my cousin woke
up, she was disappointed not to be joining
in on the fun. So I finger-banged my cousin
when you least expect it while she was being groped by our reliable
barista-friend. It was an instant orgy for
the then-bride-to-be. The barista got tired
after many rounds of switching between my
cousin and I. My cousin’s husband has no
AFTER HOURS
This happened a long time ago when I worked
idea what kind of adventure he has to top
off.
as a sous chef in a restaurant in Alabang. It Jackie0 6 9, via FH M.com.ph
would always be busy and stressful in the
kitchen, but our executive chef was really keen. LEARNING IS FUN YES, BOSS! SURE, BOSS!
I admired him, and on top of that, secretly I dated my older brother’s classmate years On my first week at work, I easily got along
fantasized about him. He was tall, fair-skinned, back. We used to just flirt with each other with my boss. We would spend breaks
and had a strong sex appeal. Whenever I until he asked me out for a date in a together talking about the most random
worked with him in the kitchen, I couldn’t stop motel, telling me he’d teach me what good stuff. A few weeks later, he invited me out
thinking of nasty things. One night, we had sex was. Feeling turned on and excited, I to drink together with our officemates. I was
the same shift and were on duty until 11 p.m. I said yes. Once there, he really into him so I said yes.
knew I had to take my chances, so I asked if he immediately turned off We enjoyed the drinks and
wanted to go to my condo and have late dinner
there. He agreed, and I knew good things
the lights and kissed me. ‘After got really tipsy, and some
I kissed back and before I of our officemates got so
were going to happen. When we got to my knew it, he was unzipping finishing a drunk. After finishing a
place, I told him to take a seat and wait ‘til I got his pants. He held my hand
changed into my pambahay. I went to my room and put it on his throbbing few buckets, few buckets, my boss and
I sneaked into the office
and undressed, then I heard him walk towards
me. He hugged me from behind and cupped
dick. It was so hard and
warm that I couldn’t resist
my boss and and decided to spend the
night there. Feeling naughty
my breasts. I was really excited and ready to putting it in my mouth. He I sneaked (and horny), my boss and I
get things going so I just let him. We started to was casually caressing my
kiss and I led him to my bed. Next thing I knew, breasts, squeezing them into the jumped on his office couch
and started kissing. I could
my executive chef was sucking my tits, licking
it, and groping me everywhere. I loved it! I took
until I got so horny and
wet. He laid me on the bed,
office and feel how he got so excited
and hard when he started
off his clothes and gave him a blowjob. His dick decided to
sucked my hard nipples caressing my boobs and

was really hard, just perfect for my really wet and all the way down to my licking me from my neck
hole. We were rough in the sack, trying different clit. He then put my legs spend the down. I was very turned
positions and techniques. My favorite was when
he ate me while finger-fucking me at the same
against his chest while he
was standing up and I was
night there’ on and wet that I allowed
him to go all the way.
time. His tongue slid up and down, while his still lying on my back. With We exchanged positions
two fingers roughly fucked me. By that time, every thrust I felt his dick smoothly slide and enjoyed every move until we reached
I was thinking how he was better than I ever in me. I felt him come inside me and I was climax. A year into the job, I can’t explain
imagined. It was a long and rough night. We dead sure my pussy was drenching wet. I how much I enjoy spending OTs…with my
both called in sick for work the next morning. couldn’t stop thinking how good he was in boss.
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JULZ SAVARD
I
f there’s one thing you should
know about me, it’s that I’ve
always shared a love for food
with the men I’ve been with.
Grabbing takeout or having
food delivered to the house has
always been a fave pastime of
mine.
Late one afternoon—and
you could already see the sun
setting through the windows,
which I find romantic, and is thus,
also the perfect time to watch mov-
ies—my ex and I ordered some fast
food as we cuddled in bed to watch an
action film.
I settled in under his arm.
Burgers and fries were the order
of the day, and we feasted on them
right there on the bed. Every now and
then, I’d shove something into his
face—because if there’s another thing
you should know about me, it’s that
my brand of naughty is somewhat of
the bullying type. Nothing too mean,
though, just playful. And he didn’t
mind. I was wearing nothing but my
underwear and a thin shirt of his that

anyone with a good imagination could
easily strip off—how could he get mad?
I know for a fact that boys like seeing
girls wearing their shirt. On one hand,
that was me looking out for myself
in terms of comfort (it was nice and
breezy!) but in a subtle way I was also
saying, “Hey you, look at me.”
Clearly it had an effect because my
ex suddenly went, “Oh you know what
we should do one time? You know
what would be really fun?” I looked
at him and he continued: “Pour ice
cream on you, and just let it melt.”
And I said, “You know what, that’s
actually a good idea—very kinky and
naughty.”
I gave him a lingering glance, and
said, “Except for the fact it would be
cold, and it would stick everywhere–
you’d have to be quick in licking it all
off!” I decided on the flavor (chocolate)
and also, the manner by which he’d
have to eat it off me (fast and furious).
Chocolate, they say, has the power to
perk anyone up; in our case, though,
it would be perking me up in ways I’ve
never imagined up until now. It has
always been a favorite food of mine,
and here we were, thinking of ways to
make it hella better.
Sadly, we never got to call the
burger joint to have some chocolate
sundae delivered. But the idea
remains. All I know is my fantasy
will have something to do with things
melting on my body—even just ice—
and that I wouldn’t be the one to do it
to the man. I’d rather be licked than
lick; I’m very much someone who
likes to have “things” done to. Some
girls are into dominating and taking
control and being the aggressive one,
but I guess I’m a bit more submissive
in that sense.
In the end, my ex wasn’t too
disappointed, though. Because
whenever you watch a movie with a
special someone at home, it’s never
just “watching a movie.” We finished
the food, and had dessert of a different
kind—and I’m sure you know what I
mean exactly by that.
‘My brand of
naughty is
somewhat of the
bullying type’
JULZ SAVARD
How to Give
Chocolate Love
If it works for Julz, it
wouldn’t hurt to try it
with your girl!
What kind of
chocolate?
“Personally, I'm a sucker for
American chocolate. That
sounds weird I know, like
chocolate has a race, but
Hershey’s and Snickers bars
are my go-to. Gift me that
or M&Ms and you'll see the
sweeter side of me. Pun
intended.”
Size?
“Doesn't have to be big. It's all
about how good it tastes.”
Give along with

anything else?
“A stuffed teddy bear. I'm a kid
at heart and a kid can never
have too many stuffed toys.
Besides, flowers will die, letters
will crumple, but teddy bears
are forever.”
When?
“When I least expect it. Which
good luck with, because I'm so
keen.”
Where?
“When it’s just the two of
us. I don’t like public acts of
affection simply because damn,
that’s awkward. I never know
how to react. Unless I was
drunk and you professed your
love for me onstage, but gift
giving? If you want a natural
reaction, let’s exchange in
private.”
What should I say?

"Yo, so I found this cute. Don’t
get all giddy now. It’s just
chocolate–and a teddy bear.
But you can pretend to like it."
“I have to go to the bathroom” boyfriend was a DJ. So we’d slip into the
“Sometimes I like to hide, I like to sneak away recording booth, turn off all the lights—so
Julz’s especially when at the workplace. Sneak into it’s pitch black and soundproof—and…yeah”
some dark corner and make out, even if we
Favorite Things know somebody could pass by at any moment. “I have to get something from
The bathroom included. Funnily enough, I the car”
Just like ‘watching movies,’ haven’t done anything more than kissing in the “I’ve done that so many times! In most
things are not always what bathroom–that’s because an old lady walked in truths, we do have to get something from
they seem. Pay attention on us one time!” the car, but only after we ‘get something
especially when she says… from the car!’ It’s legit but always has an
“I’m at work” added element to it, ha ha!”
“I used to work at a radio station, and my

EATING
PRETTY—
NOT
“What’s funny is that when
I eat, I don’t give a shit.
Somehow, guys find it
attractive that I ugly-eat! I’ll
probably have something on
the side of my mouth. My fries
will be stuffed in my mouth.
And I always get a lot of
‘You’re such a guy. That’s such
a turn-on!’”
“Some girls won’t even eat in

bed at all! And that’s like the
funnest place, because when
you’re with your boyfriend
and you’re messing up the
bedroom with food, it almost
certainly leads to that—in my
experience, at least!”

JULZ SAVARD

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BES
’
LADIESSIONS
HAIR S
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201
PULLING,
OPTIONAL
We know what went
down—and it wasn’t us!
CHOCOLATE
HIGH
One night in my bedroom, my boyfriend
snuggled next to me and asked for a blowjob.
I was fixated on a TV show, so I said no. He
left, but after a few minutes, returned with just
a bathrobe on. “Maliligo ka na lang?” I casually
muttered. He said no. He removed his robe
and shocked me with his Nutella-coated dick.
A good trick, and it got me really turned on. He
sat on the bed, made me kneel and swallow
his hard-on. While he was getting what he
wanted, I must admit that I liked it, too. When I
finished the Nutella off his warm penis, I went HIS CINDERELLA STORY HITTING ON THE GYM STUD
back to the kitchen for more. I gave him a wild My mom hired a family driver a few years I usually go to my condo’s gym late at night after
mouth-fucking for almost half an hour before ago—lean, quite good-looking, in his thirties— work. One night, I had the gym to myself until a
he gave me a facial when he came. I thought who I initially didn’t like because he was not stud walked in. I flashed a friendly smile, and he
my boyfriend would doze off, but he was sweet friendly. One night, I had to walk back to our almost let out what seemed like a laugh. I asked
enough to return the favor. He got the jar of garage because I’d left my phone in the van. why and he pointed to my pants. I realized that I
Nutella, spread some all over my boobs, upper To my shock, our driver was casually using had camel-toe. I flushed in embarrassment, but I
and inner thighs, and my hole. While licking it my phone. When I walked closer, I realized could sense he was up to something naughty, so
all off, he was also finger-banging me–and I he was masturbating while browsing through I just rode along: “Ganun talaga, bakat pag basa.”
couldn’t help but scream in pleasure. I thought my bikini photos. He caught He looked surprised. He then
it would end there, but my man was extra me staring, but instead of invited me to his unit where
energetic that night. We fucked in ways we coming clean, he just said, things got naughtier. We
haven’t before–he even had me squatting and “Madam, ang ganda at sexy ‘I asked why the ended up having sex on his
thrusting while he laid flat on his back, with his mo pala talaga.” I don’t know guy in the gym sofa. We were both sweaty
erect dick, ready to come in my hole. Several what got into me, but when and tired after, and it felt like I
messy rounds after, we decided to bathe and he reached for me, I just let was smiling and did another workout routine.
take off the sheets. Playing aloof in bed just got him. He started kissing my he pointed to my S a ra h L . , b y e m a i l
me into more fun. neck then slowly reached
Ms. Jones0 6 9, via FH M.com.ph for my breasts. When he
pants. I realized
realized I was into him, too, that I had camel- FIRST OF MAY
I went to Boracay to spend
he put my hand on his cock toe. I flushed in Labor Day weekend with
then slowly pushed me close my girlfriend. One night,
PICTURE PERFECT to his hard-on. Next thing I
embarrassment,
after a few drinks at a bar,
I was out on a movie date once with a guy. We knew, I was giving our family but I could we decided to take a dip in
didn’t take the back seats in the cinema, but driver a blowjob! I could sense he was the beach, pampatanggal
that didn’t stop us from getting naughty. I really hear him softly moaning as amats. We went close to an
liked him, so I was being a flirt and whispered I sucked faster and harder. up to something anchored boat, where we
something naughty to him and licked his ear. It It was my first time to suck naughty’ met a group of guys that
got him excited, and the next thing I knew, his (and gag on) what looked seemed a bit tipsy, too, so it
hands were crawling up inside my blouse and like an eight-incher. We did was easy for us to start the
skirt. He was groping my breasts and rubbing it in our garage, with me against the wall small talk. One of them hit on me. Our friends
my pussy. I liked how he did it. I could tell he was
while he did me doggy style. Since then, we teased as and dared us to kiss. We did, but it
gigil. I returned the favor by playing with his dick. would do it in our van every time we were left did not end there. Our friends helped us up
He asked if I could give him head, and I replied alone in our house. We even went to a motel onto the anchored boat, where he finger fucked
by licking his hard-on, trying not to get caught by one time, and he gave me the best oral sex the hell out of me. It was my first one-night
the cinema attendants. I didn’t notice how long I ever. Three months into our shenanigans, I stand so I made the most out of it. He even
licked him, but he came in my mouth. I told him decided to call it quits with my real boyfriend. gave me oral, and I’m sure I came in his mouth
I wasn’t letting him get away with it unless he I realized it’s a big deal when your partner while he ate me. I then invited him to my room,
made me come too. He accepted the challenge can’t even make you moan in bed. Now I’m where he spent the night. Pretty sure my
and took me to the nearest motel. It was the married to our then-driver with two kids. Yes, sheets were messed up the morning after.
wildest three hours of my sex life. quite his wild Cinderella story, I guess. K ri s t i ne S um m e rs , by e m a i l
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DAIANA MENEZES
So mine happened on Valentine’s

Day, back when I was still single.
We were abroad at the time, me and
the guy I used to date. The naughty
cupid in me wanted to surprise him,
so while he was away, I left our hotel
room to purchase a couple of things
downstairs.
What I initially had in mind was
a bottle of champagne and a box of
strawberries, but I figured it was the
perfect day to spice things up, so I
ended up getting some whipped cream
as well. Anyway, you know where
this is going, right? All I can say is
the champagne came in handy, since I
really needed the liquid courage. When
the alcohol finally kicked in, I sent
him a message telling him to come
quick. (At least not during the deed, of
course.)
H E R E 'S M Y P I E C E
O F A D V I C E:
It r eally p ays t o be cre a tive , e spe cia l l y w hen i t c om es t o
y o u and yo u r p a rtn e r. I me a n , le t’s fa c e i t —rel a t i ons hi ps
t e nd t o g et a b i t borin g some time s, a nd k eepi ng t he
f i r e alive is easie r sa id tha n don e . I ’m obv i ous l y not a
r el a t io ns h ip expe rt, but to the la die s, I w a nt t o s ha r e
a t i p t h at I live by: if you don ’t wa n t y our m a n l ook i ng
el sewh ere, yo u a lwa ys ha ve to come up w i t h s om et hi ng
new . Make it kin k y, if you must.
And so the fun began: When
he entered our hotel room, he was
welcomed by a girl. A girl wearing
nothing but whipped cream. Long
story short, I put the good stuff all
over my body and told him to lick
it off me. I even got a taste of the
whipped cream myself, and it was
really delicious. No wonder the lucky
bastard finished it all off! I don’t
remember what his response was, but
I don’t think there was much room
for talk after that. All I know is it was
extremely sensuous to be devoured
like that, as if you were a meal after a
long day at work. It was all action at
that point. It was all a blur, and it was
very intense. How intense? Let’s just
say that we got really, really hungry
afterwards. Ha ha!
It was, of course, the good kind
of hunger. The kind that you know
you truly deserve to sate after a job
well done. It was unforgettable being
adventurous, and kinky—and if you
could ask that guy, I’m betting he’d
agree just as much.
DAIANA MENEZES
DAIANA MENEZES
'WHEN HE ENTERED OUR
HOTEL ROOM,
HE WAS WELCOMED
BY A GIRL.
A GIRL WEARING NOTHING BUT
WHIPPED CREAM'
DAIANA MENEZES
FIRE
HER UP...
With a
quarter-pounder
It’s a lot sexier

It reminds than pasta
her of men “When it comes to sex,
you really can’t do much
“It may have something with pasta. The noodles
to do with meat being are usually tangled, and the
associated with man. I think tomato sauce might leave
a burger is sexy because it a permanent stain on the
looks so manly. Everything sheets. Pasta is more of
that’s manly is sexy for me.” an after-sex food for me.
Seduce me with a burger
instead.”
It looks
masarap
“A burger has to look
appealing in order for a
person to want to eat it,
right? It’s not that different
from how men and women
see each other. Naubos
ko nga yung burger na
pinahawak niyo sa akin, eh! ”

BOOKENDER
MAN VS.
FOOD NO
MORE
Food writer JJ Yulo
explains why men
sometimes choose pigging
out over sex
I wouldn’t be the first to
make the claim that food
is sexy.
Go watch that Brit
celebrity chef, Jamie Oliver.
The way he moves, the
way he swaggers, the way
he talks—it’s like he wants
to have sex. Okay, not
really. But it certainly looks
like he prepares food as a man would attempt to
push all the right buttons on his woman.
I L L U S TR ATI O N S : B O I S E I M A L I C D E M
Look at him. After tasting his dish—sly looks
at the camera and cheeky grin and all—look at
him. He’s got that after-sex glow.
That’s because food is damn sexy.
I mean, why was the term “food porn” ever
coined?
It’s because we all get off on it. Not quite
in a literal, earth-shattering, orgasmic manner,
but very, very, very close. Imagine: a prime
porterhouse, medium rare, sliced and dripping in
butter. So sensual. So carnal.
But I digress.
Food, any way you look at it, touches all our
senses. It makes us deliriously happy, high, and the juices flowing freely from all over the patty, Harry Met Sally (pastrami on rye never felt so
satisfied. It makes us sweat; tear up even. It can and you know that once you tuck into that, the good!) got the ball rolling in the mainstream
force our eyes shut, our fists to bang on the table, fluids will dribble down your arm? You look like porno-fication of food.
and our lips to go “Mmmmmmmmm.” a young dude watching his first flick with nudity.
Pretty much like sex does. Shut your mouth before the flies enter.
Here are, then, in no particular order, some
reasons why I think food is sexy:
05
WE’VE BLURRED THE LINES.
03 Food appeals to our senses, like sex does.
01
FOOD SENSUALLY REMINDS
THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT
EATING WITH YOUR HANDS.
Consider the personalities we pay attention to
on TV. Cleavage-heavy celebrity chef Giada de
Laurentiis cooks homey, comforting food—albeit
Don’t you love tearing smoked honey barbecue
YOU OF BODY PARTS. ribs apart? Nibbling at the succulent meat? in tight, low cut sweaters. (A ploy, yes, but a very
We eat with our eyes. We initiate ourselves into Sucking some parts silly? And to end, licking successful one.) At some point, your mind starts
a state of sexual arousal through sight. Plump, your fingers, savoring the spices and the smoki- to blur all this Italian cookery with boobery,
juicy honeydew melons are visually comparable ness? That’s sexy right there. It’s like you’re and voilà: Giada’s big, round Italian bombolonis
to the luscious bosoms of the latest starlet du slowly doing the same thing to your partner… suddenly look like—ding-ding-ding—breasts.
jour. When pressed, and if they’re ripe for the except for the part where you literally eat her. Big, round breasts. Say it aloud. And that’s just
picking, they have a bit of give, and cave in to it. These days, food sells, just like sex always
the pressure of your fingertips, signaling that has. They sell really well, actually.
the first bite will be a taste of heaven. Then,
one must consider the talong, the upo, even the 04
THE MOVIES TELL US SO.
There are those who say we’re overdoing
the shaping of food as sexy objects of desire.
I, on the other hand, have no problem with that.
Cheese Hungarian—okay, enough…
The movie 9½ Weeks starred a young Mickey Who doesn't love good food looking good?
Rourke and ’90s bombshell Kim Basinger, The millions who watch all these food shows,
02
JUICY FOOD MAKES YOU
and was basically about kinky sex games. It
depicted some food play on the floor by the
and the millions who eat for the sake of having
something worthwhile to post on Instagram
refrigerator. And without spoiling it for those would certainly agree.
SLACK-JAWED. who plan to watch it, let me tell you that Jell-O If you’re still skeptical, Google “9½ Weeks
Have you ever seen your face when your jaws was never seen the same way again. This food scene”—and pass the Jell-O while you’re
press down on a quarter-pound Angus burger, scene and that famous fake O scene in When at it.

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I once experienced something like

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“We had consequences for

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BAMBOOZLED! When randy romps get rattled

were both really adventurous and naughty,

on top of my guy, I noticed the

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My boyfriend and I used to study in the same college. We weren’t

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of an adventure. My crush hurriedly grabbed his hand in my skirt and

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THE PARTY AIN’T OVER

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gorge on food, and still feel sexy about

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Whenever I see a hotdog, I smile

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‘There are times

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