Says Earth is Round
Article from 1900
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Says Earth is Round
Article from 1900
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Says Earth is Round
Article from 1900
Library of Congress
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vo lum e vm. GRAND MARAIS, MINNESOTA. SATURDAY, APRIL 21. 1900.
VOLUME V III GRAND MARAIS, MINNESOTA, SATURDAY, APRIL 21, 1900 NUMBER 47
and deceive some people, but when he
SAYSEARTHISROUND runs up against a body of respectable British taxpayers, the bulwarks of the AND HE M A Y B E T H R O W N IN T O throne and the guardians of the consti P R ISO N . tution, it is another matter. Such new fangled ideas as that of the earth be ing a sphere he may impose upon the to d C on d ition o f A ffairs I n E n g la n d — frivolous persons who riot in the un S ir J o h n G o rst A ccu sed of I n te n tio n godly city of London,.but not upon the to T e a c h F a l s e P r e c e p ts — C ity o f P o r t s taxpayers of Southampton. Ebenezer m outh. E x c ite d . and his friends mean business, and have served formal notice upon the It Is painful to read that Sir John Portsmouth school board that the Gorst, the head of the British educa teaching that the earth is a sphere tional department, Is in serious trouble "cannot be allowed to continue under and has been threatened by Mr. Eben any circumstances, plea or explanation ezer Breach and other taxpayers of the whatever,-,’ and that it must be aban- city of Portsmouth, in the kingdom of doned-underpain of the “puniehment England, with prosecution under the for schism by the law provided.” After "imposters' act.” It seems that the having stamped out the dastardly doc schools of Portsmouth have been teach trine in the schools of Southampton, ing the damnable and heretical doc the committee announce that they will trine that-the earth is a sphere. Sir next go up to London and bring the John’s attention has been called to this London school board before the courts, dissemination of seditious and trea being well advised and informed that sonable doctrine, but he has refused to the same doctrine regarding the shape correct the abuse. Ebenezer and his of the earth is also taught in the Lon friends know, of course, that the earth don schools. Sir John, meantime, is is as flat as a pancake. They have to be brought to court and prosecuted been patient w ith.Sir John, and 4aY under the “imposters’ act” aforesaid. after day have allowed the false teach Now, the “imposters’ act” is a part of ing regarding the shape of the earth the British constitution, probably— to go on, but can stand it no ‘longer, no one knows what is, and what is they say, to see their children cor not a part of that nebulous thing—and rupted with this most “heretical doc provides certain pains and penalties, trine,” as the complainants call It in such as forfeiture of estate and burning this protest. Sir John Gorst has many at the stake, if recalcitrant. Ebenezer political enemies, and even his politi and his friends are worthy and reputa cal friends do not always agree with ble citizens and mean business. If him; but the depth of his depravity was necessary they will light the fires of not known until he was unmasked by Smlthfleld again for the wicked Sir Mr. Ebenezer Breach and his friends. John. At last^ccounts Sir John was Sir John may cavort about parliament still at large, and so was Ebenezer.