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TOP 7 IDIOTS OF THE YEAR! A Legal Immigrant Explains His Story and Why
1. *AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked
intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. President Trump is Right About Illegal Immigration
Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence? Let Neil Gouveia, a legal immigrant from Guyana, explain why he sides with President
2. *WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, Donald Trump on the illegal immigration issue. He explains about all the hard choices and
CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded then all the hard work that his parents had to overcome become American citizens. He
himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered shares what he sees as unfair treatment of those who stood in line and made the sacrifice.
that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, 'Please This is a story worth reading. Neil Gouveia was born in Guyana and immigrated to
come out and give yourself up.' America with his family when he was just 7 years old. But his mother had to make a
3. *WHAT WAS PLAN B? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, Sophie’s choice-like decision before they came — she had to leave one of her children
kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller behind.“Mrs. Gouveia, we can’t give you the visas,” he told my mom. “You have a sick
machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own child. If you brought her to the United States, it would be a huge government expense.
bank accounts. And you can’t abandon her.”
4. *THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and Gouveia’s sister, Vera, who was 9 years old, suffered from cerebral palsy. She couldn’t
asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, walk or talk. So his mother lied, saying a family member could take care of her as the rest
so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours of the family went to America (in reality, a family friend would step in).
until police showed up and grabbed him. It tore my mother apart, but she had to make a decision to leave Vera behind — or start the
5. *DID I SAY THAT? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery application process all over again. She had to sacrifice Vera to save the American dream for
suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives the rest of us — me and five kids from her previous marriage along with my father.
asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: 'Give me all your money or Gouveia said when the family arrived in the U.S., they lived in a basement apartment in the
I'll shoot', the man shouted, 'that's not what I said!' Bronx. His mother cleaned houses and his father became a janitor to provide for the
6. *NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! In Modesto, CA, Steven children. And his mother, with the help of a kindly woman she met, eventually got Vera into
Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch America. She died just months later.
without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Gouveia then recounts how his parents took the naturalization test to become U.S. citizens
Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo...!!!) — and what that meant to him. "Dad passed easily, but mom barely made it. At the official
7. *THE GRAND FINALE! Last summer, on Lake Isabella, located an hour ceremony, I stood with my parents, bursting with pride, as they took the citizenship oath and
east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. pledged allegiance to the US flag. At that moment, I, too, became an American citizen.
No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, If under age 18, the children of a naturalized parent are automatically granted the same
going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much status," he writes.
power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted But then he explains why he doesn't approve of people sneaking into the country illegally.
into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what Today, if someone hops the US border and gives birth to a child, that child gets the exact
was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working same benefit that took my parents eight years to achieve. They waited their turn, but babies
condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the born to illegal immigrants in the US automatically become citizens. That’s a huge flaw in
propeller was the correct size and pitch. our immigration system.
So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. What President Trump is pitching is already practiced in Australia and Canada. They’re very
He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. selective about who they admit. I also think it’s legitimate to separate children, initially, to
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer! verify whom they really belong to. If these people don’t have documents to prove the
children belong to them, border agents have to act in their best interest. Human and child
‘In God We Trust’ going up in every trafficking is a huge problem.
Before the 2016 presidential campaign, I didn’t fully understand how the left and right
school operated. I was always fed the narrative that since I was a person of color — my mother of
Indian descent, my father Portuguese — an immigrant and gay that I had to follow a script:
Most Northwest Florida students return to school within the week — and new Support the Democratic Party and liberal values; conservatives were the boogeyman.
signage will be there to greet them. Story con’t on page 10
The Florida Legislature recently signed a bill into law that instructs all public
schools and school district buildings to display the words “In God We Trust”
by the first day of school this year. There are more than 4,000 public schools in
Florida.
The mandate comes as a part of a change for Florida State Statute 1003.44,
which covers patriotic programs. The bill — part of the omnibus education bill
HB 7055 passed last legislative session — requires schools to display
the words that serve as both the state and national mottos.
The statute requires that the motto must be displayed in a “conspicuous” loca-
tion. Some local superintendents are allowing the principals to determine the
placement of the motto in each school.
Walton County Superintendent Russell Hughes said principals received the
signage last week, and it will be up to them where to display the words that are
framed and printed on poster board.
The Okaloosa County School District is still waiting for their signs to arrive
before the Aug. 13 first day of
school.
“The school district is in the process
of completing this mandate,”
Superintendent Mary Beth Jackson
said. “Barring any complications
with the production of the signs, the
plan is to have signs up in all our
schools and auxiliary buildings by
the start of the school year.”
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NOTICE OF HEARING TO REIMPOSE AND PROVIDE FOR COLLECTION OF
SPECIAL ASSESSMENTS IN THE DAUGHETTE CANAL MUNICIPAL SERVICE
BENEFIT UNIT
Notice is hereby given that the Walton County Board of County Commissioners ("Board"),
will conduct a public hearing to consider the continued imposition of special assessments
against certain parcels of property located within the Daughette Canal Municipal Service
Benefit Unit, as shown above, to fund the removal and disposal of sediment from Baker
Canal and Little Canal, the removal and disposal of sediment from the channels connecting
the canals to the bay, the installation of navigational markers, and the ongoing maintenance
of the canals for the fiscal year beginning October 1, 2018 and future fiscal years.
The hearing will be held at 9:00 A.M., or as soon thereafter as the matter can be
heard, on August 28, 2018, in the DeFuniak Springs Courthouse Board Room, 571 US
Highway 90 East, DeFuniak Springs, Florida, for the purpose of receiving public comment
on the imposition and collection of the assessments on the ad valorem tax bill. All affected
real property owners have a right to appear at the hearing and to file written objections with
the Board any time prior to the public hearing.
If a person decides to appeal any decision made by the Board with respect to any matter
Buy 1 get 1 on slices of pizza at lunch considered at the hearing, such person will need a record of the proceedings and may need
to ensure that a verbatim record is made, including the testimony and evidence upon which
time only Tuesday -Friday the appeal is to be made. In accordance with the Americans with Disabilities Act, persons
16 inch 1 topping pizza & cheesy bread 14.99 needing a special accommodation or an interpreter to participate in this proceeding should
Or substitute cheesy bread for a 5 piece hot wings. contact the County Administrator's office at (850) 892-8155, at least seven days prior to the
date of the hearing.
The maintenance assessment for each tax parcel will be based upon the number of boat
slips allowed to be located on each parcel of property. The estimated assessment rate for
the Fiscal Year beginning October 1, 2018 is $325 per allowable boat slip. A more specific
description and the method of computing the assessment for each parcel of property are set
What do you suppose forth in the Initial Assessment Resolution (Resolution No. 2008-59), the Final Assessment
would happen Resolution (Resolution No. 2008-69), the Preliminary Rate Resolution (Resolution No.
2013-40), the Annual Rate Resolution (Resolution No. 2013-61), the 2017 Preliminary
if the Judge came Rate Resolution (Resolution No. 2017-58), and the 2017 Annual Rate Resolution
into the courtroom (Resolution No. 2017-74). Copies of the resolutions and the updated Assessment Roll are
available for inspection at the Office of the Board of County Commissioners, located at the
Walton County Administration Office, 76 North 6 th Street, DeFuniak Springs, Florida
and everyone "took 32433 between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 4:30 p.m., Monday through Friday.
a knee"? Collection of the maintenance assessments began in 2008. The maintenance assessments
will be collected on the ad valorem tax bill to be mailed in November 2018, as authorized
by Section 197.3632, Florida Statutes. Failure to pay the assessments will cause a tax
certificate to be issued against the real property which may result in a loss of title.
If you have any questions, please contact Walton County Administrator at
(850)892-8155, Monday through Friday between 8:00 a.m. and 4:30 p.m.
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CUSTOMARY USES ON PRIVATE Use Mayor’s Office….. Please send any and all comments to
PROPERTY “As I finish my term as the District 4 The Emerald_Star_News@hotmail.com
The Walton County Board of County Commissioner I want to encourage present The City elections were held on July 19th and the newly elected
Commissioners proposes to adopt a formal and future elected officials to quickly
council member is Elizabeth Haffner and returning as a
Notice of Intent to affirm the existence of address the issue of public access and
councilmember will be Councilman Eddie Farris who was un
recreational customary uses on beachfront customary usage of one of our largest opposed in the election- CONGRATULATIONS to both who are willing to serve
property in Walton County, Florida. economic assets. our community, looking forward to your ideas and vision as a council person.
You are hereby notified that a Public I have enjoyed our beaches since moving The two council members were sworn in at the July 26 th meeting and I gave the
Hearing on the Notice of Intent will be here in 1967. I have watched many families State of the City Address for the past year which can be read on the City of
held on September 8, 2018, beginning at including my own grow up on these
Freeport Website.
9:00 a.m., or as soon as possible to that beaches. It is horrendous to think that
The city council had a joint workshop with Waste Management concerning the
time, at the South Walton High School outside forces as well as some locals are services that they offer the city and the council will be deciding on the renewing
located at 645 Greenway Trail, Santa Rosa trying to make a systematic change to our of an agreement or perhaps going out for bid on the waste pickup for the city.
Beach, Florida. quality of life by working to restrict the Many thanks to those community volunteers who have helped with clean up in
Please be governed accordingly. public's access to what truly are the World's some area of the city, we appreciate all your efforts in that we do not have a code
Walton County adheres to the American Most Beautiful Beaches.
enforcement officer at this time so with the help of each of you as a volunteer we
with Disabilities Act and will make We need to act quickly and to act now
are able to clean up blighted areas throughout. Budget workshops are beginning
reasonable modifications for access to the before a significant negative economic this week and a tentative Millage rate for this next year has been approved with
meetings upon request. impact is felt taking away our quality of life no increase and is set at 4.7302.
Please call (850) 892-8110 to make a and the jobs and future of our children.” A wall has been built at the Freeport Regional Sports Complex separating the
request. For hearing impaired, please call Sara Comander, County Commissioner batting cages from the area of the proposed Splash Pad and the back-parking lot
1-800-955-8771 (TDD), 1-800-955-8770 District 4 of city hall has received a sidewalk leading from the back-parking lot to the city
(VOICE). Requests must be received at hall and landscaping has been added for a refreshing new look.
least 48 hours in advance of the meeting to Finally, the renovations on the Triangle Fountain has been approved by the
allow time to provide the requested council and work has begun on its new look- many thanks to the Parks
services. Department under the leadership of Charlie Simmons for stepping up to the task.
The city council is also working on an ordinance changing the Impact and Tap
Three hospitalized after fox attack in Freeport Fees to one fee called Capacity Fees, this has been discussed at several meetings
and is on the agenda for the next meeting. The first reading of the NO WAKE
Three people were hospitalized recently following multiple attacks by a gray fox in the Zone at Marina Village was given, and the second reading will take place at the
gated community of Windswept Estates. August 14th city council meeting.
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commis- The “ Bayfest” Committee has been working hard on this year’s 5 th event and
sion officers were called to Sacred Heart Hospital in information will be on the website- Freeportfloridabayfest.com, so mark your
Miramar Beach on May 29, where three people were calendars for October 27th for the fun filled day of events. Also, the 6 th annual
being treated for fox bites, according to an incident Mayor’s Charity Ball will be held on October 20 th this year at the Hammock Bay
summary report from the FWC. Club House, the proceeds from this event’s silent auction will go toward helping
The first two victims, a married couple from Freeport, the less fortunate families with their holidays so again mark your calendars for
said they were riding in a golf cart about 2 p.m. when this event as well and come join the fun!
they saw a gray fox prancing down the golf cart trail We have had the museum open this summer on Fridays and would like additional
toward them. volunteers to help on Thursday afternoon and Saturday afternoon, please give us
The fox crawled under the golf cart and started scratching around. The man said he a call at Freeport City Hall to volunteer. As the children get ready for school, I
started yelling at the fox and it came from under the cart and attacked him, the report said. wanted to remind you that we have a couple of more months of the city pool
He tried to hit the fox with a golf club, but missed and the fox either bit or scratched his being open so drop by and enjoy the cool refreshing water.
left calf. His wife then got out of the cart and hit the fox across the back with a golf club. As always, any suggestions, complaints or compliments please let us know, give
The fox bit the woman on the left leg just above the knee. The couple got the fox off her us a call at 850-835-2822.
and she hit the fox again on the left front leg.
The fox ran away toward Windswept Boulevard, the report said. Emerald Coast flowers & gifts
Another man also was at Sacred Heart after he was bitten the same day, according to the
report. That man said he was driving down Windswept Boulevard about 4 p.m. with his & The prissy hen
wife when they saw what appeared to be a dead fox on the side of the road.
He got out of his vehicle and reached out to the fox with his right hand. When he got
close the fox jumped up and bit his wrist.
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He said the fox sat in the road before it ran into the woods.
The victim was bitten numerous times on his right wrist, the report said. Store hours are Mon-Fri 10-5 and Sat 10-2.
Both couples said the fox was not acting unusual or foaming at the mouth.
FWC officers searched for the fox on Windswept Boulevard until about 9 p.m., when
they finally saw a gray fox step out onto the road. Owners Russ Barley and Tim Ard, invite everyone to stop on in!
Officers shot and killed the fox, put it in a plastic bag and sent it off for rabies testing.
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Communist Party, namely Chinese leader Xi Jinping." "Bloggers have drawn comparisons
between the pudgy bear and Xi, which has put the country's censors in overdrive."
An insider tells the Reporter that the film likely won't suffer from a limited Asian release,
and that the Chinese may not object to Winnie the Pooh so much as they object to a glut of
foreign films.
Implants for human GPS There are already "several" projects in development for Disney in China, and other studios
This will be introduced have embraced the Chinese market more fully in recent years, flooding the country so
to many hikers and many movies, the government can pick and choose which ones to release.
world travelers in 2019. Poor Pooh didn't make the cut. Marvel's "Ant Man and the Wasp," and the Tom Cruise
Easier than a phone to feature, "Mission Impossible: Fallout" did, however.
use. Would you do it?
US Sen. Nelson rails at Gov. Scott over his finances
Florida U.S. Sen. Bill Nelson says he doesn't believe Gov. Rick Scott's assertion that he
Red tide moves north toward Manatee knows nothing about his investments or the investments of First Lady Ann Scott.
Scott, a multi-millionaire, is running against Nelson this fall. Scott recently turned in a
County beaches and intercoastal financial disclosure to the U.S. Senate that showed the Republican governor and his wife
invested in companies that are affected by decisions made by state government.
Florida Fish and Wildlife did not test local waters Sunday to confirm a red tide Scott has insisted his holdings are maintained independently in a blind trust.
presence, but it seems to have reached Manatee County beaches. "The streets Nelson, a Democrat, called it a "so-called blind trust" since it is run by a long-time business
have been slowly clearing out since the day before yesterday," explained associate of Scott. He also said he doubts that Gov. Scott is unaware of his wife's
Robyn Forsythe, Manager of the Island Time Inn in Bradenton Beach. investments. Nelson said "I mean, c'mon," when asked about it during a visit to a veterans
"We're always doing well but health care clinic.
this really hits us hard," stated
Forsythe. Third manatee found dead in Sarasota County in last
Victims include local beaches,
restaurants, and hotels like the five days
Island Time Inn. The suspect is
a red tide algae bloom, found in Three manatees have now been found dead in Sarasota County in the last week alone as red
background concentrations of tide lingers in the Gulf.
Manatee County water samples It started with turtles, and now scientists believe the red tide could now also be killing
by Florida Fish and Wildlife manatees, which are on the threatened species list.
Friday. "Right now its not that bad, there's not that many fish laying out there," Mote Marine Laboratory is helping FWC recover dead manatees from the waters. The most
said Victor Jackson, co-manager of the Coquina Cafe. recent manatee was brought to shore Tuesday in Nokomis. Another young manatee was
Mote Marine Laboratory updated its beach conditions report Sunday after- found dead in Venice Monday. The third was found on Turtle Beach on Saturday.
noon, noting dark water and high levels of dead fish on Coquina Beach, with Mote Marine Laboratory is struggling to keep up with the calls that keep coming in.
moderate respiratory irritation. Further north on Manatee Beach, Mote reports Scientists are getting a lot of calls from the community thinking a manatee is in distress,
some dead fish and dark water, with intense respiratory irritation. Dead fish when it really isn't. They're asking the community to look for manatees that are comatose
weren't visible everywhere on those beaches, but they could be spotted in the with fits of seizures, doing repeated barrel roles.
inter-coastal under the Cortez Bridge. Mote's stranding investigations program manager Gretchen Lovewell says it'll appear that
"Often times its just about what you walk out what its like, so there's no way to the manatees intoxicated in the waters if they're suffering from red tide.
prepare," explained Forsythe. "We have a lot of mating herds happening right now," Lovewell said Tuesday. "That is
Some beachfront businesses in Manatee County noticed an increase in cus- usually a single female being pursued by multiple males. The females are huge. They're
tomers when red tide moved up Sarasota County shores. Now, they wonder if much larger than the males. So a lot of these calls are getting reported as a mom getting
they will be the next victims. "Hopefully it can just bypass us," pushed around by her babies."
If you see any animal in distress, call FWC at 888-404-FWCC (3922)
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Really dumb things criminals were caught doing Terrifying stories of people who were killed by
Trying to steal an occupied cop car Virgil famously asserted that "fortune their own pets
favors the bold." But to paraphrase Aristotle, it really depends on the situation.
Bravery can work wonders when trying to get a promotion or ask someone to prom. We love animals. Animals are cute. They make awesome YouTube videos. They can
But when it comes to ridiculously risky crimes, boldness is just boneheaded. also be homicidal, owner-eating psychopaths.
Take Florida resident Aaron Rodriguez, for example. Rodriguez really wanted a ride The truth is that a lovable dog, cat, or black mamba can, under the right
home one morning in July 2017. He had $20 and two cellphones, so presumably he circumstances, turn on the one who feeds it. And because humans are poorly
could have called a cab. But who knows? Maybe the phones didn't work or he needed equipped to defend against teeth, claws, and venom, that means Whiskers vs.
the money to buy more weed for the pot pipe he was carrying. Whatever his reasons, Caretaker doesn't always turn out in favor of Caretaker. So if you wake up late one
he reasoned that his best recourse was to steal a presumably unlit cop car that night to discover Fido watching you while you sleep, just remember it's not cute. He
happened to be running. Unbeknownst to Rodriguez, a rather confused policeman was might be waiting for his breakfast, but he might also be thinking that if you don't get
sitting in the driver's seat as the certainly-would-not-be thief tried unsuccessfully to up soon to open that can of Blue Wilderness, you'd probably make a tasty substitute.
break into the vehicle. After finally noticing the cop inside, Rodriguez darted behind a Twenty-two-year-old Bethany Lynn Stephens, of Virginia, loved her two dogs, who
nearby car, no doubt believing he'd mastered the art of camouflage. He hadn't. The lived temporarily in a kennel at her dad's house. Stephens would return home a few
officer nabbed the ineffectual felon and charged him with unfortunate boldness. times a week to walk them, and friends said she and her dogs had a "significant
Trying to traffic drugs in traffic court Despite its slightly ambiguous bond."
name, traffic court isn't a space reserved for trafficking things. You definitely But one day in December 2017, Bethany and her dogs didn't return from their walk. A
shouldn't traffic drugs there. Yet, like a man with an incarceration fetish, Christopher day later her father discovered her body in the woods — and the two dogs were
Durkin tried to do precisely that, right inside the courtroom, while a sheriff was guarding it. Lots of people refused to believe the dogs actually killed Stephens, and
present. Wow. In 2017 Durkin scored a court date with a Pennsylvania judge after there was speculation that perhaps they'd been protecting her from a larger animal or
driving with a suspended license. During his hearing, he noticed some random dude from a human attacker. But according to People, authorities could find no evidence of
in the room and thought, "I bet I could sell that guy some Suboxone either alternate scenario. Stephens had defensive wounds on her arms and puncture
pills." (Suboxone, in case you were wondering, is a highly addictive drug prescribed wounds that were consistent with a dog attack, not an attack by a larger animal or a
to treat opiate addiction.) Durkin eagerly accepted his own wager and tried to make a human. Also they were eating her, so there's that little indisputable detail.
deal. A sheriff noticed the interaction and immediately told Durkin to beat it. After Friends are still not convinced, though, and it remains unclear why two dogs
Durkin presumably fight-danced out of the courtroom, the random dude reported the described as "socialized" and "passive" would suddenly decide to kill and eat the
offer to the officer. Sure enough, when the sheriff entered the hallway, he found woman who cared for them. Police believe the dogs' isolation in an outdoor kennel
Durkin waiting with two doses of Suboxone. Durkin should have just moon-walked contributed to the attack, but a local veterinarian told the local CBS affiliate that
home when the officer asked him to leave. Instead, he tried to be a smooth criminal "dogs don't typically just out-of-the-blue attack their owners, so there is typically
and stuck around, resulting in an even smoother drug bust. some kind of provocation." What that provocation might have been, though, we'll
Food fight turns violent Taco Bell is typically a source of comfort and probably never know.
happiness…or at least much-needed sustenance after a long night out on the town. Snakes are not cuddly, lovable, or affectionate. A snake is a coiled muscle specifi-
But for one Florida couple, it unexpectedly played a key role in a truly bizarre fight cally designed to strangle things to death, and it does not have the capacity for
that eventually turned violent. According to AL.com, Suzanne Hurlvert, 51, and Carl thoughts like, "This guy feeds me, maybe I should not kill him."When 31-year-old
Owen Smith, 65, began arguing over Smith's alleged alcoholism. During the fight, Dan Brandon's mother found him dead in his bedroom, she had no idea what had
Smith in the back of the head with a Taco Bell Burrito Supreme. Smith's retaliation? killed him, although the fact that he kept 10 snakes and 12 tarantulas was kind of
He went ahead and stabbed Hurlvert with a fork, then fled the scene until cops found. suspicious. According to The Guardian, the coroner said Brandon's lungs showed
evidence of asphyxiation. The killer: an 8-foot rock python named "Tiny." (Yep!)
Brandon's mother told investigators Tiny was sometimes aggressive but insisted the
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snake actually "loved" Brandon. Now, given that snakes don't really show any
evidence of loving their own kind, much less a member of another species, that's an
odd statement — but then the coroner went so far as to say he thought Tiny was
"coiling around [Brandon] in an affectionate way." Okay, maybe it's sort of nice to
imagine that Tiny killed the man who cared for her out of an excess of love and
affection, but come on. Snakes have affection for digesting rodents and sitting on
warm things, and that's pretty much where the line is drawn, right?
But people who keep wild animals are a different kind of crazy — sure, there's such a
thing as responsible exotic animal ownership, but even responsible exotic animal
owners can get complacent and forget that the once lovable little thing they raised
from a tiny baby is now a 550-pound sociopath with antlers. 67-year-old Gerald
Rushton was feeding his pet European red stag in 2010 when it pinned him to the
fence, gored him, and then trampled him to death. The officers who responded to the
911 call had to shoot the deer before they could get to Rushton, but by then it was too
late. Rushton had owned the stag since it was a fawn, when it was no doubt fuzzy and
cute and presumably had a rabbit pal named Thumper, which in retrospect would
have made a much better pet than a quarter-ton stag, but who's judging? "Any animal
that can bite you or gore you … they are dangerous," game warden Chris Green told
reporters. Which sort of excludes all pets, actually, but maybe ones that can gore you
in particular should be removed from your bucket list of pet ownership.
Like hippos, snakes, and European red stags, bears are not cuddly. You might have
once had a teddy bear that said otherwise, but make no mistake, your teddy bear was
nothing but a horrible lie. Teddy bears should come with claws, teeth, and a nasty
disposition, just so children don't get lulled into a false sense of security about how
dangerous real bears are. In the fall of 2009, Kelly Ann Walz was cleaning out her pet
bear's cage when it decided it wasn't satisfied with the shovelful of dog food she'd just
pitched into the corner as a distraction. In front of her children and a neighbor, the
bear attacked and savaged her to death. the bear was just one of a menagerie that also
included a lion, a cougar, a leopard, and a jaguar. Owners of exotic animals typically
keep dangerous predators in double-sided cages, so they can isolate the animal in one
side while they clean out the other. For reasons that may never be clear. BEWARE.
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