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By Peter Torbay
“‘Afghanistan’
‘Afghanistan’ is the perfect neo
neo-liberal tar But first let’s define, what is ‘Afghanistan’?
Afghanistan’?
baby, and a perfect neo-conservative
conservative lab rat
rat,”
is a joke going around in political circles, as, Lord Mountstuart Elphinstone, in his epic, An
“We are spending ourselves into oblivion
oblivion,” is Account of the Kingdom of Caubul
Caubul, mission to
a command joke in the US military these ddays. ‘Afghanistan’ in 1808-10, one undertaken on
behalf of the British East India franchise,
How did we get into this ‘emergency funding’ describes, ‘Taujiks,
Taujiks, Hindkees, Cohistaunees,
cost-creep, now a $160 billion/year
year blowout!? Burrukees, Poormoolees, Sirdehees, Juts,
I will suggest in this article that the US:ISAF Awauns, Paruanchehs, Hindoos, Deggauns,
occupation has failed to achieve its officially
officially- Shulmanunees…’’ living there as an indication
stated objectives in Afghanistan, and while of the ‘melting pot’ which ‘Afghanistan
Afghanistan’ had
America waits for the Global War on Terror already become under Shah Durrani’s rule, a
paroxysm to end before the US economy can monarchy fully organized by 1747, some 30
rebuild, that as Americans we at least owe the years before USA achieved its independence.
Afghan peoples restoration of their dignity, if
not reconstruction of their homes and lands. Afghanistan was an historically stable nation!
Then why does Western media today refer to What is important for Singh is how the trope
Afghanistan with passive, jingoist slurs as a of discovery allowed the British to “gain … a
‘failed state’, ‘corrupt dictatorship’ or ‘narco- privileged epistemological position, whereby
mafia’? Self-proclaimed realpolitik media … they could claim new knowledge”
knowledge which
pundits should be imaging a ‘London
London Blitz’, could then be re-constituted
constituted as the colonial
‘Dresden Fire Storm’, even ‘New Hiroshima’
Hiroshima’. binaries of civilized / barbarous, tradition /
Thirty years of foreign occupation and civil modernity and Christianity / heathendom.
heathendom
war deliberately destroyed the Afghan state
state!
These binaries, as they appear in English
Like the quip goes: 'subject,
ubject, …verb, …
…‘9/11’.' travel writing of India, constitute a ““colonizing
imagination which ‘discovers’ new lands via
The real ‘failed state’ is the state of our Global demarcations of identity and difference …’ …
War on Terror, whose military sanctions were binaries such as ‘civilized’ and ‘barbarous’.”
‘
to kill or capture Osama bin Laden and ‘deny
al-Qa’ida sanctuary in the Afghan region region’.
That was State-Defense’ slogan, ‘We will stay
in Afghanistan until we capture or kill bin
Laden!’ So we are now obliged ed to worship the
Bin Laden Corpse Cult with tithe-tax tax dollars,
and indefinitely occupy Afghanistan as Neo
Colonialists, while the insurgency is growing
under our hegemonic ‘sanctuary’ framework
framework.
We have conflated the Taliban with al al-Qa’ida enemies’ physical features, and distilled into
and confused the Afghan peopless with Islamic black-and-white images their intent of ‘total
jihad. We have dug ourselves a great big hole world domination’; as US:ISAF
:ISAF does at every
and poured $300+ billion
illion dollars into it. It’s opportunity as a ‘beards, butchers and birqas’
time for a visceral rebranding campaign,
campaign both meme and looming ‘Jihadi Caliphate’ threat.
threat
for ourselves, and for the Afghan peoples
peoples.
Afghan cartoonists like Bashir Bakhtiari were curbing corruption was replace
replaced by a sudden
motivated to create this heroic home
home-front renewal of popularity among Afghans
Afghans!
propaganda, what might that look like, using
Chinese models from poster media campaigns There is another reason to avoid hero worship
promoting agriculture and industrialization?
industrialization and emphasis abundant pride; Muslim faith
prohibits idolatry. You can’t turn down a side
side-
A well-made and heroic propaganda campaign street in the US without seeing Jesus hanging
breaks down great, complicated concepts so on a cross, or traverse an urban square in East
even children or non-literates
literates can understand
understand, Asia without some smiling Buddha, and that
and presents this new ‘reality’ in an exciting
exciting, reliance gave Mao a ‘great leap’ advantage in
captivating way. Probably the most popular promoting his political agenda. But the Danish
propaganda poster in history, until Obama, is experience with the cartoon slander of Prophet
that of the young Chairman
airman Mao, shown as a Mohammed (pbuh) bears out a caution: no
fearless revolutionary, full of charisma
charisma. propaganda with wild-eyed eyed saints or bearded
patriarchs, ...just focus on national pride.
But President Karzai doesn’t enjoy Chairman
Mao’s charisma. He ‘fought’ as an expatriate chineseposters.net
during the ‘Building the People's Republic’ own ‘State-approved’ media arm.
arm He has no
phase, high-quality
quality propaganda emphasizing need to use propaganda, as long as US:ISAF
‘determined collective will’ became popular. protects him. That should not stop us trying.
It may be the Chinese ‘Great Leap Forward’
time period which has the greatest potential to As the situation exists, US:ISAF occupation is
mine for Afghanistan
istan propaganda, when the supporting a corrupted national government in
primary emphasis mellowed from the heroic, Kabul, and building a mercenary police force
beyond collective will, to abundant pride:
pride to protect it. The national government thrives
off of resource royalties and landlord taxes
taxes,
chineseposters.net
trade import tariffs, drugs and aid baksheesh.
baksheesh
Micro-scale
scale humanitarian accomplishments of
village schools, borehole wells and latrines
can’t solve the crisis of an entire society in
collapse, millions living in tents on alms, and
tens of millions living without jobs or income
income.
The US has already spent nearly $473 million “This land is Afghanistan - It is the
deficit war dollars building ‘simulated Afghan pride of every Afghan
villages’ at CAMOUT RG-220, at Twenty- The land of peace, the land of the sword
nine Palms Marine Base, California, a prop of - Its sons are all brave
empty concrete buildings filled with Good
GoodWill This is the country of every tribe - Land
castoffs, make-believe market stalls, staffed by of Baluch, and Uzbeks
trucked-in
in actors and catering trucks
trucks, where Pashtoons, and Hazaras - Turkman and
US:ISAF troops can practice killing Afghans. Tajiks with them,
Arabs and Gojars, Pamirian,
Nooristanis
Barahawi, and Qizilbash - Also Aimaq,
and Pashaye
This Land will shine for ever - Like the
sun in the blue sky
In the chest of Asia - It will remain aas
the heart for ever
We will follow the one God - We all say,
Allah is great, we all say, Allah is great
great”