When I was seven we moved again, to a tiny wooden
cottage on the Saint Marys River, upstream from Sault
Sainte Marie. We were only renting the cottage for the
summer, but for the time being it was our house, since
we had no other. It was dim and mousy-smelling and
very cramped, stuffed with all the things from the place
before that were not in storage. My sister and I
preferred to spend most of our time outside it
There was a short beach, behind which the cottiges,
with their contrasting trim—green against white, me.
roon against robini-egg blue, brown against yellow—
were lined up like little shoe-boxes, each with its
matching outhotse at an unsanitary distance behind. But
-we were forbidden to swim in the water, because of the
strong current. There were stories of children who had
been swept away, down toward the rapids and the lock
and the Algoma Steel fires of the Soo which we coul
sometimes see from our Bedroom window on overeat
nights, glowing dull red against the clouds. We were
Bee cok though, no further than the knee, and
we would stand in the water, strands of loose weed
tangling against our ankles, ‘and wave at the lake
freighters as they slid pas, so clase we could see not only
the flags and sea gulls at their sterns but the hands of the
sailors and the ovals oftheir fices as they waved back to
us. Then the waves..would come, washing over our
thighs up to the. waists of our bloomered and skirted
seersucker bathing suits, and we would seream with
delight:
Our mother, who was usually on the shore, reading or
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talking to someone but not quite watching’ us, would
sometimes mistake the screams for drowning. "Or she
would say later, “You've been in over your knees,” but
‘my sister would explain that it was only the boat waves,
My mother would look at me to see if thie wes ae eed
Unlike my sister, I was. a clumsy liar
The freighters were huge, cumbersome, with rust
staining the holes for their anchor chains and enormous
himneys from which the smoke spurted in grey burps,
‘When they blew their horns, as they always did when
approaching the locks, the windows in our cottage
rattled. For us, they were magical. Sometimes things
would drop or be thrown from them, and we would
Watch these floating objects eagerly, running along the
beach to be there when they landed, wading wut to ish
them in. Usually these treasures tumed out to be only
empty cardboard boxes or punctured oil cans, oozing
dark brown grease and good for nothing, Several times
we got orange crates, which we used as cupboards or
stools in, our hide-outs.
We liked the cottage partly because we had places to
make these hide-outs, There had never been room
before, since we had alvays lived in cities. Just before
this it was Ottawa, the ground floor ofan old three-tiered
red-brick apartment building. On the floor above us
lived a newly married couple, the wife English and
Protestant, the husband French and Catholic. He was in
the airforce, and was away a lot, but when he came back
on leave he used to beat up his wife. It was always about
eleven o'clock at night. She would flee downstairs to my
‘mother for protection, and they would sit in the kitchex
with cups of tea. The wife would ery, though quietly, so
as not to wake us—my mother insisted on that, being a
believer in twelve hours of sleep for children—display
her bruised eye or cheek, and whisper about his
drinking. After an hour or so there would be a discreet
knock on the door, and the airman, in full uniform,
would ask my mother politely if he could have his wife
back upstairs where she belonged: It was # religious96 Bhuebeard’s Egg
dispute, he would say. Besides, he'd given her fifteen
dolars to spend on food and she ad served him fied
Kam. After being away a month, a man expected a good
roast, pork or beef, didn't my mother agree? “I kept my
‘mouth shut and my eyes open,” my mother would say.
He never seemed that drunk to her, but with the polite
kind you couldn't tell what they would do.
1 wasn't supposed to know about any of this. I was
considered either too young or too good; but my sister
‘who was four years older, was given hints, which she
assed along to me with whatever she thoughe fit to add.
I saw the wife a number of times, going up or down the
stairs outside our door, and once she did have a black
eye. Inever saw the man, but by the time we left Ottawa
Twas convinced he was a murderer.
This might have explained my father’s warning when
my mother told him she had met the young couple who
lived in the right-hand cottage. “Don't get too involved,”
he said. “I don't want her running over here at all hours
of the night.” He had little patience with my mother’
talents as a sympathetic listener, even when she teased]
hhim by saying, “But I listen to you, dear.” She attracted
people he called “sponges.”
He didn't seem to have anything to worry about. This
couple was very different from the other one. Fred and
Betty insisted on being called Fred and Betty, right
‘away, My sister and 1, who had been drilled to call
People Mr. and Mrs,, had to call them Fred and Betty
, and we could go over to their house whenever we
Wanted to, “I don't want you to take that at fice value,”
‘our mother said. Times were hard but our mother had
been properly brought up, and we were going to be, too.
Nevertheless, at first we! went to Fred and Betty’. 2s
‘often as we could.
Their cottage was exactly the same size as ours, but
since there was less furniture in itt seemed bigger, Ours
hhad ‘Ten-Test walls between the rooms, painted lime
‘reen, with lighter squares on the paint where other
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1ung pictures. Betty had replaced her
plywood and painted the inside bright
yellow, and she'd made yellow-mnd-white curtains forthe
‘Kitchen, print of chickens coming out of eggshells.
sewed herself a matching apron from the left-over
‘There was more to do at Fred and Betty’ than at our
iouse. They had a bird made of hollow coloured glass
{that perched on the edge of a tumbler of water, teetering
said. And they took the Saturday coloured funnies. Ous
‘Parents didn't, and they didn’t like us reading trash, as
they called it. But Fred and Betty were so friendly and
‘kind to us, what, as my mother said, could they do?
p_ Beyond all these attractions there was Fred. We both
fell in love with Fred. My sister would climb. ‘into his lap
and announce that he was her boyfriend and she wer
going to marry him when ste grew up. She would then
ng to take the pipe out of his mouth or by tying his
ioelaces together. I felt the same way, but I knew it was
Ro good saying so. My sister had staked her claim: when
said she was going to do a thing she usually did it.
And she hated my being what she called a copy-eat, So8 Bluebeardts Egg
was something about Fred that attracted peo-
ty mother, who was not a flirtatious woman—she!
Went in for wisdom, instead—was livelier when he was
around. Even my father liked him, and would some-
times have a beer with him when he got back from the
ity. They would sit on the porch of Fred cottage in
Betty’ yellow wicker chairs, swatting at the sand flies
and discussing baseball scores. They seldom mentioned
their jobs. I'm not sure what Fred did, but it was in an
» allice: My father was “in wallpaper,” my mother said, but
Twas never very cles about what that meant. It was
more exciting when they talked about the war. Mj
father’ bad back had kept him out of it, much to his dis.
gust, but Fred had been in the navy. He never said too
much about it, though my fither was always prompting
nut we knew from Betty that they were engaged
ust before Fred left and married right ater he came
back. Betty had written letters to him every single night
‘and mailed them once a week. She did not say how often
Fred had written to her My father didn't like many
people, but he said that Fred wasn't a fool,
Fred didat seem to make any forts to be nice to
people. I don't think he was even especially handsome.
The dificult is that though Ian remember Betty down
to the last hair and freckle, I can't remember what Fred
looked like. He had dark hair and a pipe, and he used 0
sing to us if we pestered him enough. “Sioux City Sue,”
he would sing, “Your hair is red, your eyes are blue, Td
swap my horse and dog for you . . .” Or he would sing
“Beautiful Brown Eves" to my sister, whose eyes were
brown as compared with my own watery blue. This hurt
my feelings, as the song contained the line, “I'l never
love blue eyes again,” It seemed so final, a whole
lifetime of being unloved by Fred. Once I eried, which
was made worse by the fact that I could.’t explain to
anyone what was wrong: and I had to undergo the
humiliation of Freds jocular concern and my sisters
scorn, and the worse humiliation of being »omforted by
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Betty in the kitchenette. It was a humiliation because it
}wias obvious even to me that Betty didn’t grasp things
Hvery well. “Don't pay any attention to him.” she sa
hhaving guessed that my tears had something to do wi
Fred. But that was the ‘one piece of advice I couldn't
take.
Fred, like a cat, wouldn't go two steps out of his way
for you really, as my mother said later. So it was unfair
that everyone was in love with Fred, but no one, despite
Iher kindness, was in love with Betty: It was Betty who
lalways greeted us at the door, asked us in, and talked to
jus while Fred slouched on the couch reading the paper.
‘She fed us cookies and milk-shakes and let us lick out the
‘bowls when she was baking, Betty was such a nice
person; everyone said so, but no one would have called
Fred exactly that, Fred, for instance, did not laugh
much, and he only smiled when he was making rude
remarks, mostly to my sister. “Stuffing your fice again?”
he would say. “Hey, baggy-pants.” Whereas Betty never
‘said things like that, and she was always either smiling or
laughing.
She laughed a lot when Fred called her Betty Grable,
which he did at least once a day. I couldn't see why she
laughed. It was supposed to be a compliment, I thought.
Betty Grable was a famous movie star; there was a
picture of her thumbtacked to the wall in Fred and
Betty’ outhouse. Both my sister and I preferred Fred
fand Bettys outhouse to our own. Theirs had curtains on
ithe window, unlike ours, and it had a little wooden box
ida matching wooden scoop for the lye. We only had a
jcardboard box end an old trowel.
Betty didn’t really look like Betty Grable, who was
Pblonde and not as plump as our Betty. Still, they were
oth beautiful, I thought. I didn’t realize until much
later that the remark was eruel; for Betty Grable was
itenowned for her legs, whereas our Betty had legs that
Started at her waist and continued downwards without a
‘curve or a pause until they reached her feet. At the time