Escolar Documentos
Profissional Documentos
Cultura Documentos
CHARACTERS
• The Receptionist
• The Bellboy
• The Guard
The Family:
• Husband
• Wife
• Daughter
• Son
The Couple:
• Husband
• Wife
(The Curtains draw)
The Receptionist: Hello! Star Guest House. How may I help you? Oh acha tum ho.
Maine tumhein mana kya tha na, main abhi kaam par hoon. Acha na ab tum naraz
tou na ho. Mere paas tumharay liye aik gift hai, us ko jab tum dekho gi tou khushi
se mar jao gi. Acha gift ka naam suntay hi khush hogayi, uh uh mera matlab...
mera matlab ---
The Father: Tumhein kitni dafa mana kya hai yay juice wagaira gaari main na
rakha karo. Saari gaari gandi kar hoagayi hai. Mujhe dhulwani bhi parni hai ab
The Mother: Haan tou kya huwa? Yay gaari bhi tou meray jahez main hi ayi thi
The Father: Wah! Maar dya na jahez ka taana. Jo itnay saalon se tumharay
kharchay utha raha hoon un ka kya?
The Daughter: Acha bus bhi kardein larna aap log. Har jagah shuru hojatay hain
The Son: Tum chup karo. Baron k mamlon main mat bola karo.
The Father: Aur upar se yay guesthouse bhi ajeeb weeranay main, itni dur
banaya huwa hai. Banda koi achi jagah par banata hai takay customers ko bhi
takleef na ho.
The Father: Haan wo hum check in karnay aye hain. Aik kamra chahye chaar
logo kay lye. Saaf suthra sa.
The Receptionist: Sir ap bilkul befikar ho jayein. Kamra itna acha hoga k aap ka
waapis janay ka dil hi nahi karay ga
The Bellboy:Jee janab? Barri baat hai aj bardi ronaq lagi huwi hai. Aam dinon
main tou unn k ilawa idher---
THE RECEPTIONIST: Sab se shandaar furniture, sub se kamal, dilkash view aur
sub se khoobsurat kamra.
The Bellboy: Sir yeh raha aap ka saman. Thori hum par meherbaani hi kar dein...
THE RECEPTIONIST: (Stares furiously at the bellboy) (Whispers) Tunay chup
karna hai kay nai? Jee Sir ap enjoy karein. Kisi cheez ki zaroorat ho to...
The Bellboy: Humain na bolana. America's Top Model lagnay laga ha. Saab jee
nai chahtay unhay koi disturb karain (Laughs)
THE MOTHER: Kitna acha guesthouse hai. Aur yay kamra. Dekho view kitna acha
hai.
THE DAUGHTER: Jee. Main tou bohut khush hoon yahan par akar.
THE FATHER: Khaak theek hai? Mera tou dum ghut raha hai yahan par. Ajeeb sa
jaga hai. Bechain sa mahol hai yahan.
THE MOTHER: Aap tou kabhi khush na hona. Kabhi bachon ki khushi main bhi
shamil hojaya karein.
THE FATHER: Bachon ki khushi ki waja se hi tou yahan aya hoon. Warna kabhi
bhi na ata.
THE DAUGHTER: Aray bus bhi karein. Hum Yahan chutyan enjoy karnay aye
hain aur aap yahan bhi larnay lag gaye hain. Huh.
THE FATHER: To khayal rakhtay hi hain hum. Issi lye tou yahan par ayein hain
takay fatima ko sukoon de mahol mil sakay. Aur isi bahanay shaed yay nalaik bhi
zara humain waqt day day, bajae bahir sara waqt awaragardi karnay kay.
THE MOTHER: Rehnay do beta. Apkay abu abhi zara cranky hoye way hain
THE RECEPTIONIST: Rizwan zara safai tou ker day. Kaafi mitti ho rahi hai aaj.
THE BELLBOY: Saab jee itnay arsay baad to log ayein hai. Wo bhi 4. Koi hona kay
awam ayi ho. Ziada saray log hon. Yay to wo sometime sometime wala scene
haina. (Laughs)
THE RECEPTIONIST: (Laughs Sarcastically) Chal kaam kar.
THE RECEPTIONIST: Achaaa. Tou phir? Kaisa laga apko humara guesthouse?
THE RECEPTIONIST: Mere dada kay dada kay cha cha zad bhai nay yay zameen
1965 may khareedi thi. Tab unka ek khawab thay kay may ek guesthouse kholu
jaha log akar ther kar is dilkash manzar se lutf utha sakain aur mutasir hosakain.
bas phir, tab se ye hee hai. Acha ye batain chorain, ap apnay baaray mai kuch
batain
THE DAUGHTER: Uh main psychology par rahi hu. Chutiyaan hoi thi to family ke
saath idher agayi.
THE RECEPTIONIST: Acha achaaa. To ap doctor saab hai. To doc saab ap mujhey
ye btaye ke jab muhabat hoti hai to dimaag me kia chal raha hota hai?
THE RECEPTIONIST: haha me to mazak kar raha tha. me bhi asal me ek doctor
ban'na chahta tha. lekin aba ke baad guest house to mainay hi sambhalna tha na.
bas usi time par meray par zimadariyaan agayi.aur may doctor na ban saka. Aur
Phir...
(The Father enters and observes the weird behaviour of The Receptionist)
THE FATHER: Fatima idher kia kar rahi ho tum. Chalo andar.
THE DAUGHTER: Bus waise hee bahir aa geyi thi, ander tou aap log larray jaa
rahy thay.
THE FATHER: Meri baat sunno tum uss se dour hee raho, mujhe wo kuch theek
nahi lagta.
THE DAUGHTER: Per Abu---
THE RECEPTIONIST: Hello! Welcome to Star guesthouse! Kaise hain aap mai
aapki kya khidmat ker sakta hoon?
THE BELLBOY: Bibi fiqr naa karain cham cham kerty hain kamray yahan ke
bilkul meri tarha.
THE RECEPTIONIST: CHUP BEWAQOOF! Ayien mai apko aapka kamra dikhata
hoon
THE BELLBOY: SAAB JEE KAMRA NAI ROOM, WALAITY HAIN YE!
THE RECEPTIONIST: Tum saman uthao aur kamray mai lejao inka JALDI!
(The Receptionist shows the couple their room)
THE HUSBAND: Aik sunsaan jaga ke liye ye guesthouse tou kaafi acha hai, magar
koi aur guesthouse kyun nahi aas paas?
THE RECEPTIONIST: Challain aap araam kerain kissi cheez ki zaroorat ho tou
awaaz de dejiye ga.
THE RECEPTIONIST: Oye jaldi se jaa ker wo neechay basement mai rakh aa!
(The Bellboy takes out the sack from under the table and drags it out)
THE HUSBAND: Waise it was a good idea ke hum vacations ke liye aa geye
THE WIFE: Yahan tou kaam chorh dain ( takes his phone)
THE WIFE Challain jaldi se fresh ho jain mai khaana mangwati hoon
THE HUSBAND: Khana abhi rehne dou, jab bahir jayien geye tou khaa lain geye.
THE WIFE Phir abhi rest kerlete hain, fresh ho ker jain geye naa
THE HUSBAND: Saaray issi tarah ke hotay hain, hummain kya? humne tou bus 2
din baad chalay hee jana hai
THE RECEPTIONIST Tum fiqr naa kerro mai in ka kuch kerta hoon
THE RECEPTIONIST Maine kaha naa, ye zayada din ke mehmaan nahi, kuch ker
doon ga.
THE RECEPTIONIST Haan sahi kaha
(H INTERUPTS THE R)
THE RECEPTIONIST (Abruptly to the F) Jee sir aaaahh.. aap ayien mai kya ker
sakta hoon?
THE FATHER Yaar kamra tumne bola tha keh barra delux hai, ander sabun bhi
nai.
*R leaves*
THE FATHER Hehe Acha mujhe laga ke sirf meri family hee idher hai haha.
*R enters*
THE HUSBAND: Tum mujhe ye batao ke tum baat kis se ker rahay thay?
THE RECEPTIONIST Sir rumaal hai mera(Realises the red) ummm ye ROOHAFZA
HAI! AAP LOGOUN KE LIYE BHI BANWATA HOON ABHI!
THE HUSBAND: Tum mujhe ye batao ke tum batain kis se kar rahay thaay?
THE FATHERMAI!
THE FATHER ...Mai keh raha tha beheth ker baat kerty hain?
THE FATHER Mai bhi apni begham ke sath hoon. jorri achi lag rahi hai aap dono
ki MashAllah!
THE FATHER Ye loug aaj hee aye hian, lahore se, aur ye saath waalay kamray mai
reh rahay hain.
THE MOTHER Kya bola tumnay? Badtameez? Tumhein batati hoon main
badtameezi kya hot-
*kids enter*
*Fatima enters, observes, screams in annoyance, goes back inside*
THE WIFE(leaves)
(sees the body, starts to scream but receptionist stops him by putting his hand on
the bellboy's mouth)
THE RECEPTIONIST Kya kar raha hai? Shor na macha! Itni dair baad guesthouse
main koi aya hai
THE RECEPTIONIST Pagal hogaya hai?! Maine nahi kya kuch. Main andar aya aur
samnay iss ki laash pari thi. Acha ab yeh sub chor, agar aaj mehmaanon ne laash
dekh li tou guesthouse ki bohut badnami hogi aur zindagi bhar k lye rozi band
hojaye gi. Chal ab is laash ko thikanay lagatay hain
The Bellboy Saab ji yahan banda marr gaya hai aur aap ko guesthouse ki parri
hai?
THE RECEPTIONIST Sheeda yaad rakh tere choti behan ke shadi abhe honi ha r
us ka laya tjh paise ke sakht zarurat ha.
The BellboyLekin---
THE RECEPTIONIST Tujhe keh raha huna. May katil ka pta lagwa kar hi rahun ga.
bas kano kan kisi mehman ko khabar na ho. Aur zara khud bhi khayal say rahein.
Guard ki tra teray saath bhi koi aesa hadsa na paish ae.
THE FATHERHello...Hello... Yaar yaar... yeh kya masla ha signal kuin nai a rahe
yahan etne zaruri call ae the mjh. Bahir jaa kar dekhta hn shaid signal ajaen.
yeh kya ha, kya ha yeh. Yeh khoon kahan se aya ha yahan per.
THE RECEPTIONIST uh...uh... sir jee yeh wo roo afza sheeda pee raha hoga
bewakoof ne gira deya hoga. Me abhe saaf kara deta hn balke abhe me khudi saaf
kar deta hn.
THE FATHER lekin yeh roo afza lag to nai raha ha mjh to yeh khoon he lag raha
ha.
THE RECEPTIONIST aray sir yahan khoon kahan se anna ha roo afza he ha me
abhe saaf karta hn.
F; amna...amna...wo...wo
THE FATHERwo wo
THE FATHER Mujhe lagta hai receptionist humsay kuch chupa raha hai
THE MOTHER Kia chupa raha hai? Btae to sai hoa kia hai?
THE FATHER Mujhe lagta hai bahir khoon gira hoa tha lekin... lekin wo
receptionist... wo pagal samjhta hai mujhe? keh raha tha rooh afza hai. Mujhe
rooh afza aur khoon ke bheech me farak nai pta.
THE MOTHER Aesa kuch nai hai. Ap pareshan na ho. Ap bilawaja ka shak kar
rahay hai. Yaha kaha say khoon ana hai. Wo receptionist bechara waise hi kuch
saaf kar raha hoga.
THE MOTHER Raat buhat hogayi hai. Ap sojae. Bachay bhi uth jae gay.
(The mother consoles the Father)
THE BELLBOY Mazak samjha wa hai isay? Ek khoon hogaya hai. Aur saab jee ko
apni naukri ki pari hai. Pta nai kia chakar hai. Mujhe to ab yaha dar lagnay lag
gaya hai. Yay andhera, ya werana. Mujhe samaj nai arahi kay saab jee nay mujhe
itni jald is weeranay may naukri par rakh kaisay lia. Na kuch poocha na btaya,
foran se pehlay hi chabiyaan pakra di. Aur... unho nay mujhe yay bhi kaha tha kay
tum hosheyar rehna hai. Matlab. kia wo...
(a shadow appears)
THE BELLBOY Ap... Ap...Yay kia hai? Mujhe shak tha ap par...
THE SON Abu yaha say chalay. Yay jaga nai sai
THE HUSBAND: Apko... Apko pta tha? Aur apnay humay nai btaya?
THE MOTHER Bellboy ko kisi nay mar dia hai. Aur tum pooch rahay ho kia hoa?
THE FATHER Kisi nay nai. Bellboy ko isnay mara hai. Jaisay wo pehlay rooh afza
nai, khoon tha
THE FATHER Lekin is receptionist nay kaha kay yay khoon nai hai
THE HUSBAND: To tumnay khoon dekha, aur kisi ko btaya tak nai? Tumhe hamra
koi khayal nai? Agar wo khoon tha to kuch to masla tha
THE FATHER May kuch chupa chupu nai raha. Aur tum jo itna bol rahay ho? Tum
kaha thay?
THE DAUGHTER: Bas kardain ap log yay. Lari jatay hain. Lari jatay hain. Yaha ek
katal hogaya hai aur ap logo ko apni pari wi hai
THE DAUGHTER: Nai tum chup karo. Yay koi mazak nai hai. Me jarahi hu
THE MOTHERBeta...
THE RECEPTIONIST Sir..Sir may police ko phone nai kar sakta. Mera... mera
guesthouse hai. Meray pass ek yehi cheez hai. May barbad hojaon ga
THE WIFE Kia matlab tum phone nai karsaktay? KISI NAY MAARDIA HAI USAY.
WO MAR GAYA HAI. TUMHE YE MAZAK LAG RAHA HAI?
THE RECEPTIONISTme essa nai hone dn ga. Mjh nah inka kuch karna pare ga.
THE WIFE Ap kaisay police ko bulae gay? Yay itnni sunsan jaga hai. Yaha door
door tak kuch bhi nai. signal bhi nai arahay. Kia...
THE HUSBAND: Ayesha humay kuch karna paray ga. Yay buhat barda masla hai
THE WIFE us say humay kia? Humay apni parwa karni chaiye. Humara to kuch
nai ja raha na...
THE WIFE Dekhain Ali, mujhe buhat dar lag raha hai aur me yaha nai ruk sakti.
Isay pehlay kuch aur ho humein yaha say chale jana chaiye. Kahi hamara bhi yehi
anjaam...
THE RECEPTIONISTKIA?MAY...
THE SON kaha hai meri bhen? Meray baap ke saath kia kiya hai tunay? Khooni
(the daughter comes in running, bruised and her clothes are torn)