25 reasons Aliens should be afraid of Humans
25. Humans expose themselves to lethal
radiation from their star as part of their
mating ritual.
24. Humans can project biochemical
weapons from almost every orifice.
23. Removing limbs will not incapacitate
humans, you must remove the head.
22. In spite of being poisonous to them,
they deliberately consume large amounts of
ethanol, simply for fun.
21. Human decorates themselves by
piercing their flesh and hanging metal from
the wounds.
20. Humans eat the unborn offspring of
their prey and call them “eggs.”
19. Their response to natural disasters is to
rebuild their dwellings right in their original
locations.
18. They char the corpses of their prey
before eating them.
17. Their offspring spend a significant
portion of their early years in simulators that
teach them how to kill.
16. Under stress, they automatically
produce a combat drug that reduces pain and
reaction time as well as increases their
strength.
15. When content, they bare the bony
protrusions that they use to tear apart their
prey.
14. Humans can create more humans with
minimal outside assistance.
13. In combat, humans view mutually
assured destruction as an acceptable
outcome.
12. They replenish themselves by devouring
the flesh of other creatures to fuel complex
chemical reactions in their body.
11. They breed their predators into cute
cuddly creatures and keep them at home for
the amusement of their offspring.
10. Humans can detect you in low light
conditions by sensing atmospheric
vibrations.
9. Humans have too many bony protrusions
in their jaws, so they use metal rods to align
them.
8. For entertainment, they slide down
jagged terrain at subzero temperatures.
7. Humans kill their prey and wear their
skins to show status.
6. They enjoy watching other humans die.
5. Their bodies have a highly developed
cooling system that allows them to stalk
their prey to exhaustion.
4. Humans drink the most potent solvent on
their planet in large quantities.
3. They have redundant organs.
2. Humans will, for the most part, eat
anything, and if it doesn’t taste good, they
will use highly toxic substances to add
flavor.
1. Humans bites can be extremely infectious
and even fatal.