The Aperture Science enrichment center is looking for test sub-

jects to participate in trials of an experimental and highly classified

technology. The subject may be required to complete simple tasks,
such as locating an exit. These simple tasks may be supplemented
with insurmountable obstacles.

At the enrichment center, we believe that a highly motivated test

subject can carry out rather complex tasks while enduring the
most intense pain. Due to the classified nature of the technology,
participants must stay as a test subject at Aperture Laboratories
for a minimum of 1 year, starting from when the contract is signed.
By reading this wanted poster, you automatically accept the
contract to work at Aperture Labs. Congratulations!

To report your whereabouts send a letter to:

Portal Dev. Dept.

PO BOX 1688
Bellevue, WA 98009

or call
1-425-889-9642

Please assume the party-escort submission position when the

pickup team arrives.

Aperture Science.
We do what we must
because we can.
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