According to Google trends, Pakistan has been ranked #1 for the past FIVE YEARS

for the following searches: SEX, SEX VIDEO, RAPE VIDEO and videos regarding BEST
IALITY. This country of degenerate Muslims will kill someone over a cartoon of M
uhammad (May pubic hair be upon him), but is totally cool with watching a women
get raped by a pig. READ MORE HERE:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/07/14/pakistans-peculiar-and-prolific-pornography-
tastes/
PAKISTAN NEEDS ANOTHER FLOOD. SAUDI ARABIA NEEDS A METEOR!!!!
ALLAH HATES MUSLIMS TOO, THAT"S WHY HE'S BLESSED ISRAEL AND GIVING PAKISTAN A MU
CH NEEDED BATH.
If Islam is the true religion led directly by God(Allah), why are all Islamic co
untries violent, pedophilic, uneducated, corrupt, hypocritical, third world pile
s of shit? You would think that nations ruled by "Gods religion" would be the p
lace everyone in the world would want to live because the standard of living wou
ld be so high as a result of Divine guidance. However, because living condition
s are so terrible in Islamic nations, Muslims are migrating IN MASS to countries
where "infidel" values are in place. CAN ANY MUSLIM REASONABLY EXPLAIN WHY THI
S IS SO?

According to the Surgeon General: Statistics have shown Islam to be EXTREMELY ba

d for ones health because it is the leading cause of people losing their heads.

It's ironic that Israel, the most hated nation in Islam, became the most powerfu
l and advanced nation in the Middle East almost overnight
Your writing looks like monkey shit smeared on a wall

There is an old saying, "the proof is in the pudding", so you Islamic shills, ge
t your pet monkey, Allah, off your keyboards and answer this question! Try real
hard. I am still waiting for an answer. Just one?
Name one Moslem majority country on Planet Earth that is not a disaster for huma
n rights and the human condition? Some were once part of the civilized world (Eg
ypt, Turkey, Syria, Palestine, Iran, Iraq) but have never recovered from the tot
alitarianism of the Koran.

If Muslims make pastor Jones a martyr it will only make his cause a righteous on
e.
TERRY JONES FOR PRESIDENT 2012!!!!!
TO ALL THE HIPPIES WHO ARE TELLING US TO STOP HATING AND LOVE EVERYONE: IF YOU G
O TO ANY ISLAMIC COUNTRY AND TELL THEM THE SAME THING, YOUR HEAD WILL BE CUT OFF
AND YOUR BODY EATEN.

Surah 18- And Mohammed did eateth the children. For they were naughty, and drew
pictures of him. And Allah said unto Mohammed, suffer not the children to draw
pictures of thee, but gobble them up who oppose my Messenger. And it came to p
ass that on that day, Mohammed did gobble up sixty and two children, and there w
as much rejoicing.
Surah 45- And Allah spake unto his Messenger saying: Take Aisha to be thy wife,
though she be only six years of age. Fear not, for I have made thy penis very,
very tiny. So much so that you could pass through the eye of a needle if thou c
hoosest.

Surah 34:19 And Allah said unto Mohammed, chop up thine enemies into tiny bits i
f they profess Islam to not be the religion of peace. And it came to pass, Moham
med ran from his tent naked because he was frightened by a spider.

Surah 22:3 And if the infidel shall establish nations more prosperous than thine
, go up into those nations and exploiteth the system of the infidels to thine ow
n profit. Ye, take all of their monies, use their laws that provide you freedom
against them and then demand that my law replace theirs. And if the infidels d
o not submit to the will of God, cry unto the people with sayings such as racism
, bigotry, intolerance and especially, blasphemy. Ye, do not treat them as you
desireth to be treated.

I AM THE MAHDI, THE HIDDEN IMAM THAT WOULD APPEAR!!!! MY FIRST COMMANDMENT TO I
SLAM, STOP BEING SUCH ROYAL ASS HOLES!!!!

Islamic Fun Fact: Dogs, natures most loving animal, is considered unclean. So u
nclean that according the the logic of Muslims, if you have a dog in the house,
angels will not enter that home. On top of that, Muslims believe that if they a
re in the company of a cute little puppy, it will take away a portion of their g
ood deeds in Allahs eyes.
Fun Islamic Fact!
It states in Sahih Muslim Book 2, Number 0462- Abu Huraira reported: The Apostle
of Allah said. When any one of you wakes up from sleep and performs ablution, h
e must clean his nose three times, for the devil spends the night in the interio
r of his nose.
FUN ISLAMIC FACT: HOW MOHAMMED RECEIVED INSPIRATION
According to the Hadith: Mohammed would hear ringing in his ears; his heart woul
d beat rapidly; his face turn red; his breathing would become labored; he would
fall to the ground or lie down; he would shake; his eyes would open wide; his li
ps tremble; spit drool from the corners of his mouth; he would sweat profusely;
he saw and heard things no one else ever saw or heard; he would sometimes make a
snoring noise like that of a camel; and he would be covered with a sheet.
FUN ISLAMIC FACT! A 90-FOOT ADAM
According to the Hadith:Bukhari Vol. IV, No. 543: Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prop
het said, Allah created Adam, making him 60 cubits tall.
FUN ISLAMIC FACT! PLAYING CHESS IS FORBIDDEN
According to the Hadith:Muslim Vol. IV, No. 5612, Chapter CMXLVI: It Is Prohibit
ed to Play Chess Allah s Apostle said, He who played chess is like one who dyed his
hand with the flesh and blood of swine.
FUN ISLAMIC FACT!! NON-MUSLIMS HAVE 7 INTESTINES
According to the Hadith:Muslim Vol. III, Nos. 5113, Chapter DCCCLXII: A Believer
Eats in One Intestine Whereas a Non-Believer Eats in Seven Intestines.Ibn Umar
reported Allah s Messenger as saying that a non-Muslim eats in seven intestines wh
ile a Muslim eats in one intestine.
FUN ISLAMIC FACT! THE SUN SETS IN A POND
According to the Qur an:Surah 18:86: When he (i.e. Zul-qarnain) reached the settin
g of the sun, he found that it set in a pond of murky water.
FUN ISLAMIC FACT! DRINKING CAMEL URINE
According to the Hadith:Bukhari Vol. I, No. 234: The Prophet ordered them to go
to the herd of camels and to drink their milk and urine.
FUN ISLAMIC FACT! THE DEVIL URINATES IN THE EAR
According to the Hadith:Bukhari Vol. II, No. 245: If one sleeps and does not off
er the prayer, Satan urinates in his ears. Narrated Abdullah: The Prophet said, S
atan urinated in his ears.
FUN ISLAMIC FACT! YAWNING COMES FROM HELL
According to the Hadith:Vol. IV, No. 509: Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said
, Yawning is from Satan.
FUN ISLAMIC FACT: MOHAMMED MARRIED A SIX YEAR OLD
Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64Narrated 'Aisha:that the Prophet marri
ed her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was n
ine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his dea
th).
Hopefully a bunch of ass raping aliens will invade all the Islamic nations
SCIENCE ACCORDING TO MUSLIMS: ORGASMS
Bukhari vol. IV: no. 546 :a child resembles the parent who has a sexual orgasm f
irst
Muslims have infested Europe like a pack of rats. I hope you Americans are lear
ning from our example. At least you have an ocean separating you. We weren't s
o lucky. Now, Europe is slowly sinking into the third world ass stain the Muslim
s create whenever they touch something.
Surah 83- And the Messenger of God did fart in the general direction of the infi
dels saying: you sons of a motherless goat! And Mohammed went up in battle agai
nst the knights who say "neep" and gobbled their children in his wisdom. And th
e Messenger went again to Aisha thanking Allah for protecting him from Chris Han
sen and Datelines to Catch a Predator. And there was much rejoicing.
Catholicism is nothing when compared to Islams level of pedophilia.
Recycle the Koran, make toilet paper.
ALLAH loves Israel, that's why he made it so powerful. Can't wait till Israel pu
shes the easy button and levels Saudi Arabia.
I hope some retard Muslims hijack planes in the Middle East, lose control, and c
rash those fuckers into Mecca.
I wish Europe had an ocean to separate us from the Middle East like America and
Canada. Those third world Muslim savages are doing whatever they can to get awa
y from their own countries and into ours because we don't choose to live in the
dark ages. Fucking rats. GO HOME!!!!
MUSLIMS ARE THE HERPES ON THE DICK OF HUMANITY!!!!!
I'm glad Muslim women where the Burka so we don't have to see their blotchy skin
ned, chubby cheaked, bushy eye-browed, big nosed, googly eyed witch faces. Not
only that, Muslim women have more body hair than most men.
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.
Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.
Q. whats the difference between a truck full of dead Muslim babies and a truck f
ull of bowling balls?
A. The bowling bowls are hard to pick up with a pitchfork.
Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
Q. What's the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?
A. Suppressing the erection.
Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If
it isn't, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.
Q. What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A. At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.
Q. What's the difference between ET and Muslims?
A. ET got the point and went home.
I went to a Muslim birthday party last night. Damn if that wasn't the fastest ga
me of Hot Potato I've ever seen!
Q. Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Muslim funeral?
A. There's only 2 handles on a garbage can.
Q. What do you say to a Pakistani at Christmas?
A. A quart of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Marlboros please.
Q. What do you call a bus with 2 Somalis falling off a cliff?
A. A waste, you could have fit at least 50 in the bus!
Q. What do you call a Muslim between two houses?
A. Ali.
Q. When's the only time you should wink at a Muslim?
A. When aiming.
News Flash
Reports say the stench from the thousands of bodies in Pakistan is unbearable. P
olice report that it's likely to get worse now that there are dead ones.
Q. What can Saudi Arabia do to raise the average IQ in the country?
A. Allow Jews to come in.
Q: Where do you find a Muslim with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
Q: What's the difference between Dar al-islam and Dannon yogurt?
A: The yogurt has a living culture.
OK, to be equally offensive to Jews, just to be fair:
Q. How was copper wire invented?
A. Once, two Jews grabbed the same penny...
Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?
A: Their faces. [See photo above.]
Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It's no fun beating a dead horse.
Q. What's the difference between an American BBQ and an Islamic BBQ?
A. In America, Humans roast animals over a fire. In Islam, it's the other way ar
ound.
Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?
A. "Having car trouble?"
Q. What's the difference between Cindy Sheehan and a terrorist enemy?
A. I don't know either.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a one ton CARE package?
A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village.
Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. What's toilet paper?
Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A. Tickle the goat under the chin.
Here are a few tasteless jokes even al-Qaeda can appreciate:
Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America?
A. None, American Liberals can do it all by themselves, thank you.
Did you hear about the prostitute who came out of a bar and was stoned? She didn
't survive.
Did you hear about the greatest bash they ever had in Bali? Everyone was bombed.
(this last one makes Bin Laden roll on the floor, piss in his robe, and kiss hi
s goat)
A Muslim father catches his son masturbating. He says, "Don't do that my son, or
Allah will strike you blind." The child says, "Abu, I'm over here."
Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.
Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
Neither did I.
Q. How did the Muslim adulteress cross the road?
A. She was dragged by her feet, kicking and screaming, then she was stoned to de
ath by a baying lynch-mob of brainwashed psychopaths.
Q. Did you hear the one about the violent 53 year-old paedophile?
A. Yes. He is revered by one fifth of the world's population as the one who star
ted the world's most intolerant, repressive, misogynistic and violent religion.
Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam?
A: Have you started beating your wife?
Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.
Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
A:Neither did I.
Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim?
A He's got chips on both shoulders.
Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt?
A: The yogurt has a living culture.
Guy goes into sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll. Assistant asks him wheth
er he wants a Christian one or a Muslim one. Customer asks what's the difference
. Assistant explains that you need a pump for the Christian doll, but the Muslim
one blows itself up.
What do you call a Muslim woman's muff? A Persian Rug.
What do you call a Muslim who is also a flaming homosexual? Allah!
Q. How can an Infidel tell a Muslim is lying to him about Islam?
A. His lips move.
Oh Allah, please forgive all of these Muslims who are close to you with their li
ps but their hearts are far from you.
MAXIMUM MUSLIM BUTTHURT DETECTED
Every year, 6 MILLION Muslims convert to Christianity.
If the 90% of the "peacefull" muslims in over 50 countries, would get off their
dead asses, and stop the radical "muslims" from blowing shit up.....Then none of
us would be hear "bitching"! You can't have it both ways....
A Muslim wife has just given birth to a little girl.
The father asks the doctor how long it will be before he can have sex.
The doctor says, "For f*k s sake, Abdul, at least wait until she can walk."
Q: What's the worst thing about arranged marriages in Islam?
A: No matter who you get, you still end up with a Muslim.
Q: Give an alternate book title for "Religion for dummies"?
A: The Quran.
A journalist goes to Iraq and is surprised to see that the local men allow their
wives to walk in front of them. The journalist approaches a local and says, "I
thought the custom in Islamic countries was for wives to walk ten paces behind t
heir husbands?"
"It was," replied the local, "But that all changed with the war."
"How did the war change things?" The journalist enquired.
The local replied, "Land mines."
Q: How many Muslims can you fit on a Boeing 747?
A: Who cares - as long as they leave.
A Muslim father is in the bath with his 3-year-old son.
Child: "Daddy, why is my willy different from yours?"
Father: "Well son, for a start, yours isn't erect."
I hear there's a document published with the names of people that are racists an
d bigots. These people want to spread hatred and terror throughout the world. Th
e name of the document? The Quran.
Hey, I get why Muslims carry out terrorist attacks: they're promised 72 virgins
when they go to heaven. What I don't understand is what's in it for those virgin
s; here's what they're told: "You be a good little girl, always wear a burka, al
ways wear a veil. You cannot go to school, get a job, learn to read, vote, drive
, dance, play games or listen to music. You must live a life of absolute humilit
y and celibacy. Then when you die you will go to heaven... where you will be rap
ed by evil terrorists and be their sex slave for the rest of eternity."
Q: How are young Muslim children just like Americans born after WWII?
A: They're both baby-boomers.
Just a few months ago in Kashmir, faithful Muslims rioted over what they thought
was a mosque depicted on underwear sold by street vendors. The mob shut down bu
sinesses and clashed with police over the blasphemous skivvies. But it turned ou
t there was no need for Allah's avengers to get their holy knickers in a bunch.
The alleged mosque was actually a building resembling London's St. Paul's Cathed
ral. A Kashmiri law enforcement official later concluded the protests were "prem
editated and organized to vitiate the atmosphere."
Indeed, art and graphics have an uncanny way of vitiating the Muslim world's atm
osphere.
In 1994, Muslims threatened German supermodel Claudia Schiffer with death after
she wore a Karl Lagerfeld-designed dress printed with a saying from the Koran.
In 1997, outraged Muslims forced Nike to recall 800,000 shoes because they claim
ed the company's "Air" logo looked like the Arabic script for "Allah."
In 1998, another conflagration spread over Unilever's ice cream logo -- which Mu
slims claimed looked like "Allah" if read upside-down and backward (can't recall
what they said it resembled if you viewed it with 3D glasses).
Even more explosively, in 2002, an al-Qaida-linked jihadist cell plotted to blow
up Bologna, Italy's Church of San Petronio because it displayed a 15th century
fresco depicting Mohammed being tormented in the ninth circle of Hell. For years
, Muslims had demanded that the art come down. Counterterrorism officials in Eur
ope caught the would-be bombers on tape scouting out the church and exclaiming,
"May Allah bring it all down. It will all come down."
That same year, Nigerian Muslims stabbed, bludgeoned or burned to death 200 peop
le in protest of the Miss World beauty pageant -- which they considered an affro
nt to Allah. Contest organizers fled out of fear of inflaming further destructio
n. When Nigerian journalist Isioma Daniel joked that Mohammed would have approve
d of the pageant and that "in all honesty, he would probably have chosen a wife
from among them," her newspaper rushed to print three retractions and apologies
in a row. It didn't stop Muslim vigilantes from torching the newspaper's offices
. A fatwa was issued on Daniel's life by a Nigerian official in the sharia-ruled
 state of Zamfara, who declared that "the blood of Isioma Daniel can be shed. It
is abiding on all Muslims wherever they are to consider the killing of the writ
er as a religious duty." Daniel fled to Norway.
In 2005, British Muslims got all hot and bothered over a Burger King ice cream c
one container whose swirly-texted label resembled, you guessed it, the Arabic sc
ript for "Allah." The restaurant chain yanked the product in a panic and prostra
ted itself before the Muslim world. But the fast-food dessert had already become
a handy radical Islamic recruiting tool. Rashad Akhtar, a young British Muslim,
told Harper's Magazine how the ice cream caper had inspired him: "Even though i
t means nothing to some people and may mean nothing to some Muslims in this coun
try, this is my jihad. I'm not going to rest until I find the person who is resp
onsible. I'm going to bring this country down."
In 2007, Muslims combusted again in Sudan after an infidel elementary school tea
cher innocently named a classroom teddy bear "Mohammed." Protesters chanted, "Ki
ll her, kill her by firing squad!" and "No tolerance -- execution!" She was arre
sted, jailed and faced 40 lashes for blasphemy before being freed after eight da
ys. Not wanting to cause further inflammation, the teacher rushed to apologize:
"I have great respect for the Islamic religion and would not knowingly offend an
yone, and I am sorry if I caused any distress."
And who could forget the global Danish cartoon riots of 2006 (instigated by imam
s who toured Egypt stoking hysteria with faked anti-Islam comic strips)? From Af
ghanistan to Egypt to Lebanon to Libya, Pakistan, Turkey and in between, hundred
s died under the pretext of protecting Mohammed from Western slight, and brave j
ournalists who stood up to the madness were threatened with beheading. It wasn't
really about the cartoons at all, of course. Little-remembered is the fact that
Muslim bullies were attempting to pressure Denmark over the International Atomi
c Energy Agency's decision to report Iran to the UN Security Council for continu
ing with its nuclear research program. The chairmanship of the council was passi
ng to Denmark at the time. Yes, it was just another in a long line of manufactur
ed Muslim explosions that were, to borrow a useful phrase, "premeditated and org
anized to vitiate the atmosphere."
When everything from sneakers to stuffed animals to comics to frescos to beauty
queens to fast-food packaging to undies serves as dry tinder for Allah's avenger
s, it's a grand farce to feign concern about the recruitment effect of a few bur
nt Korans in the hands of a two-bit attention-seeker in Florida. The eternal fla
me of Muslim outrage was lit a long, long time ago.
BRING BACK ABU GHARIB!!!!!!
It's easy to understand suicide bombers. It's the only real choice: to live your
entire life as a Muslim or blow-up; a no-brainer when you come down to it.
Q: What s the difference between a Muslim woman and a basketball team?
A: The basketball team showers after four periods.
Q: What's the difference between an onion and a Muslim wife?
A: The husband cries when he cuts up an onion.
The best thing about being a Muslim is the fact that no one can see the marks on
your wife after you've beaten her.
Sometimes one can't hide the marks. The founder of the first US cable television
network aimed at dispelling the notion that Islam is savage, primitive, or viol
ent has been arrested and charged with beheading his wife. Sometimes Muslims, ju
st by being Muslims, write their own jokes.
My hope for the future:
New York 2051
A father and his son are walking the Manhattan streets when the father stops at
a vacant lot takes a deep breath and tells his son: "To think that at one time h
ere on this very lot stood the Twin Towers."
The son looks at his father and asked: "Dad, what are the Twin Towers?"
Father says: "My dear son, the Twin Towers were two tremendously tall buildings
with lots of offices that were the heart of the United States, but 50 years ago,
a group of Muslims destroyed the buildings."
The boy thinks for a minute and then asks his father: "Daddy, what are Muslims?"
Some Muslims in London are moaning that there are not enough Muslims on the tell
y. The BBC agreed and will now be showing CrimeWatch 3 times a week.
Q. Why do seagulls have wings?
A. To beat the Muslims to the garbage dump.
Ahmed has been on a religious pilgrimage for weeks. Exhausted, he stops at a bro
thel, drops 500 dollars on the table and demands a stinky room, the ugliest woma
n in the house and some moldy hummus with stale pita.
The owner says "Sahib, for that money you can have my finest suite, the most cha
rming of my ladies, and a three course meal." Ahmed replies, "That's OK - I'm no
t horny, I'm just homesick."
Q: What will most Muslims in this country eventually be asked?
A:"Will the defendant please rise?"
Q. How can you tell if you're in a Muslim neighborhood?
A. By the toilet paper hung out to dry.
Q. What does the bride wear at a Muslim wedding?
A. Something old, something black, something borrowed, something black.
Q. What's the biggest problem at Muslim garbage dumps?
A. Shoplifting.
Q: Have you seen an Iranian mine detector?
A. It's a young Muslim boy with his fingers in his ears stomping the ground with
his foot.
Theres a new diet sweeping the Pakistani nation, its called; "Swim Fast"
Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire
country back to the 7th century. They're calling it 'Islam'.
Q. What's the definition of a Muslim?
A. A person who does not believe infidels should have as much fun as they do.
Q. What is the current position of Homeland Security regarding terror?
A. If you see a terrorist about to blow himself up, go up to him and say, "Hey!
Stop that."