What he is saying: “Hide annoying ads by switching to Chrome’.

What Google means to say: “We don’t serve annoying ads. We analyse your online behaviour

and serve ads that fit your behaviour, choices, interests, taste,

status, religion, economic condition, mood, bank balance, social

media accounts, spouse’s interests, mood, thoughts, etc.

What you may say: “No Thanks”

Google’s response: “We will serve you ads anyway, everywhere, even if you don’t

switch to Chrome, even if you don’t switch on your computer or

phone!”