Escolar Documentos
Profissional Documentos
Cultura Documentos
Sa daigdig ang buhay ay ganyan Life on earth is really meant to be like that
Mayroong ligaya at lumbay There is joy and sorrow
Maghintay at may nakalaang bukas Just wait and there is still tomorrow
ORIGINAL TEXT
Anvitha’s goal is to continue creating technology that helps kids learn while having fun. But even
more important to her is that the world sees the power of technology in kids’ hands. “The more
training we get in tech at an early age,” she says, “the better chance we have of becoming
innovation champions who will one day change the world.”
TRANSLATED TEXT
CHARACTERS:
PRODUCER1/DIRECTOR/SORDID MARKETER
PRODUCER2/WRITER/CALLOW MORALIST
(*Both characters must be extremely tanned and must be ridiculously forcing a British accent
throughout the duration of the play.)
(Interior of an old abandoned makeshift Theater. Onstage and Up Center, as if waiting for
people to come in for audition, two tanned and intimidating young artsy theater
pillars/charlatans are seen ensconced on rickety seats behind a long table. Producer1
passionately pounds on the calculator while Producer2 lightly taps on the keys of the typewriter
on the table –stammeringly typing a script.)
PRODUCER 2: (Apalled.) Good heavens! Must it really be the first line of the play?!
PRODUCER 1: First things first, old chap! The Box Office must precede the Divine Afflatus for it
cannot descend from the heavens without transportation allowance.
PRODUCER 2: Very well, I’ll delay writing this. (Stops. Hesitates typing.) While you marinate on
your marketing mix and I’ll just busy and burden myself with the casting for our play…(Inspects
the audition forms on the desk.) Hmmm… Nympha Gonzalez, Mary Kate Mangilog, Loren
Fontamillas, Cashlyn Cuarez, Karl Louie Marcelo, Kaneezha—
PRODUCER 1: (Goes to the table. Snatches the audition forms, throws them into the garbage
can.) I can’t march confidently up to those bloody corporate sponsors with a bunch of
incognitos in my deck! (In self-pity.) Those big-corporate-wigs will only snob our proposals and
condescendingly see me as a small time circus act begging for money …sob.
PRODUCER 1: Unless…
PRODUCER 2: Unless?
PRODUCER 2: Brilliant, we’ll make our set designer put one onstage… So it’s a Christmas show?
PRODUCER 2: (Smiles excitedly. Pretending to resonate.) Oh, a STAR!!! That’s twinklingly brilliant!!
PRODUCER 2: But they are the only kind of stars I know who’d be willing to do theater…
PRODUCER 2: (With some extra sensory perception.) Yes… the sun… the sun… yes… yes…
PRODUCER 1: The one that remarkably inspired theater to be professionalized in this country…
PRODUCER 1: …the quality and brought world class distinction to Philippine Theater…
PRODUCER 2: …The antidote to this Third World’s dying living art form…
PRODUCER 2: Unless…
(Lights change. Miss Saigon’s “The Heat is On” plays. They both break into a jovial dance,
laughing in celebration of their brilliant idea. They open a champagne bottle in merriment.)
TRANSLATED TEXT
MGA KARAKTER:
PRODUCER1/DIREKTOR/SAKIM NA MARKETER
PRODUCER2/WRITER/BAGITONG MORALISTA
(Ang mga karakter ay kayumanggi at kailangang may pilit na British accent sa buong dula.)
(Sa loob ng isang teatro. Nakaupo sa dalawang upuan ang dalawang maestro ng teatro, tila
naghihintay sa mga mag aaudisyon. Nagkukwenta si Producer 1 at si Producer 2 naman ay
gumagawa ng iskrip.)
PRODUCER 2: (Gulat.) Good heavens! Yan ba dapat talaga ang unang linya ng dula?
PRODUCER 1: First things first, old chap! Kailangang mauna ang takilya sa Divine Afflatus dahil
hind ito bababa mula sa langit kapag walang transportation allowance.
PRODUCER 2: Very well, I’ll delay writing this. (Titigil sa pagsusulat. Magiisip.) Habang pinagiisipan
mo yan iisipin ko muna and casting para sa ating palabas….(Sisilipin and mga audition forms sa
mesa) Hmm….While you marinate on your marketing mix and I’ll just busy and burden myself
with the casting for our play…(Inspects the audition forms on the desk.) Hmmm… Nympha
Gonzalez, Mary Kate Mangilog, Loren Fontamillas, Cashlyn Cuarez, Karl Louie Marcelo,
Kaneezha—
PRODUCER 1: (Pupunta sa mesa, kukuhanin ang mga audition forms at itatapon ito sa
basurahan.) I can’t march confidently up to those bloody corporate sponsors with a bunch of
incognitos in my deck! Iisnabin lang ng mga big – corporate – wigs na yan ang mga proposals
natin at iisipin lang nila na ako’y tiga peryang nanghihingi ng pera…..sob.
PRODUCER 1: Unless…
PRODUCER 2: Unless?
PRODUCER 2: Brilliant, magpapalagay ako sa set designer natin sa stage…so Christmas show
ito?
PRODUCER 2: (Tila may ESP.) Yes… the sun… the sun… yes… yes…
PRODUCER 1: Ang taong nag-bigay ng inspirasyon para maging professionalized ang teatro sa
Pilipinas…
PRODUCER 2: …ang sagot sa namamatay na mundo ng sining sa Third World Country na ito….
PRODUCER 2: Unless…
(Magbabago ang mga law. Tutugog ang “The Heat is On” ng Miss Saigon. Sasayaw ang
dalawang Producer sa tuwa mula sa kanilang magandang ideya. Magbubukas sila ng isang
bote ng champagne sa tuwa.)