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780 on your AM dial.
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This is Dr Frasier Crane.
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Our lines are open.
So please give us a call.
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I'm just sitting here waiting.
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Seattle, come on,
I know you're out there.
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I realise it's a sunny day,
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but on the rainy days
I was there for you.
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All right, if that's the way you want it,
you leave me no recourse.
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# When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza... #
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Ah, seems I got you going there, OK!
All right, then.
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I knew you were out there.
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OK, Roz, who do we have?
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We have Gary on line two.
He and his wife had a fight.
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Sorry to hear that, Gary. I'm listening.
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'My wife's hell-bent
on going to Italy this year.'
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Ah, Italia!
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The rolling hills of Toscana,
the art of Firenze,
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the passion that is Venezia!
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'Yeah, well, anyway, I like taking
a vacation as much as the next guy,
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'but if we dip into our savings,
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'we should buy a new sump pump
for the basement...'
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Let me stop you there.
I'm siding with your wife here.
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'But it's 1,800 bucks, without
the Splendours of the Vatican package.'
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There is more to life than sump pumps.
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Whatever happened
to feeding our souls?
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I purchased a painting
by one of our premier artists.
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Oh, it's not important who.
Well, it's Seattle's own Martha Paxton.
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Practical, no, but...
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Ever since acquiring that painting,
I look at it every day
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and every time I do,
I'm uplifted by its beauty.
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So, Gary, go to Italy.
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Bring back a suitcase full of memories.
Will you do that?
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'l still think
I should get the sump pump.'
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Well, then yes, Gary, you...
You should get the sump pump.
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We'll be right back
after this newsbreak.
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Roz? Uh, just what is a sump pump?
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If you need one, you'll know.
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Do you own a Paxton or were you
blowing sunshine up Gary's skirt?
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- Yes, indeed, I do own a Paxton.
- She's on line three.
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A pre-eminent neo-fauvist
and you put her on hold!
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Well, the phone rang, I...
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Ms Paxton, oh, I'm so sorry
to have kept you waiting.
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Well, thank you!
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Yes. I'm very flattered
that you listen to my little show.
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Yes, I meant every word.
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That's lovely.
I'd like to meet you, too, sometime.
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I'm having a few friends over
for a little gathering this Friday night
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for some cocktails and such.
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I suppose you're far too...
You would? Oh, that's marvellous!
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It's the Elliott Bay Towers,
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on the counterbalance,
around 7:00 is fine.
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Well, I'll see you then.
Ciao!
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- I didn't know about your cocktail party.
- That makes two of us.
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(Piano is playing jazz)
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Me theory on death is,
you're whisked down a dark tunnel
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towards a white light and you
get all the jokes you never got before.
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You let out a little chuckle
and then you die.
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(Chuckles)
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Delightful story, but I think
the toast points need replenishing.
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Be right on it.
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Enchanting.
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Why is no-one eating
the mousseline of duck?
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You mangy little cur!
Get! Get! Get! Oh!
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Now we know why.
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The dog is eating the food,
the pianist is too intrusive,
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the Pinot Noir is far too stagy...
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- It's 7:05, and Martha isn't here.
- I won't have to sedate you, will l?
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No, I'm just on edge.
I want everything to be perfect.
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Where's Maris?
I haven't seen her all night.
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She's on your bed...
asleep under the guests' coats.
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She exhausts easily
under the pressure to be interesting.
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- She should be looking after Dad!
- He's in the bathroom.
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(Doorbell)
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That must be... La Paxton!
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And fashionably late, of course!
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Oh, hi, Roz, it's you.
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- And you look radiant!
- I look like crap.
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I stained my dress,
over-plucked one eyebrow,
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and the crotch of my pantyhose
is creeping down to my knees.
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Why not do it on the elevator?
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Oh, my goodness,
you've got a neck!
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What do you think?
Is it how you imagined?
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To be frank, I don't spend
my idle hours imagining how you live.
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But I did expect lots of beige.
And look, I was right.
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- Would you like a drink?
- Sure, something light.
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Double bourbon, rocks,
and spill a little in the glass.
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Oh, Daphne, you're here, too.
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My goodness, shouldn't you be mixing?
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Don't mind me.
I'm just getting some ice.
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- Lovely party, isn't it?
- Yes, it is.
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This fresh fennel smells wonderful,
doesn't it?
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It certainly does.
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Dr Crane, were you sniffing my hair?
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Why would I do that?
I'm married, I love my Maris.
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- Where should I put this coat?
- Just throw it on the bed.
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So, which one is your dad?
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He's the gentleman showing
Bethany Van Pelt the photographs.
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Oh, my God!
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When we got to her,
it was hanging by two tendons.
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Would you excuse us, please?
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Stop showing crime scene photos.
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She was the one who brought it up!
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Oh, yeah, the Junior League head
brought up the subject of a hooker
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who was dismembered
and scattered in a warehouse?
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She asked, "Are these meatballs
the messiest thing you've ever seen?"
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- And I said "no...
- Dad, please!
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All right, but stop shadowing me!
I don't need a nursemaid!
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All right, just give me your word.
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Watch him!
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Hi, Niles. You may not remember me...
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I do! Be a love and watch
that man with a cane.
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(Doorbell)
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Everyone!
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Dr Crane?
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- I'm Martha Paxton.
- Of course. Who else could you be?
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Welcome to my salon.
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Everyone, your attention please!
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Let's welcome our guest of honour,
the renowned artist, Martha Paxton!
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- May I take your...poncho?
- No, I never take it off at parties.
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- So I don't have to shake hands.
- How delightfully eccentric.
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You must meet my brother Niles.
Oh, Niles!
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Ms Paxton? Dr Niles Crane.
It's an honour to shake your hand.
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Well, to shake anything of yours
is an honour.
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Now, where did you hang
my painting?
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I'd like to know how people
live with my work.
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"Live with my work."
I love that phrase. This way, please.
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This is the perfect spot
for an ideal viewing. Oh, God...
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I've waited so long for this moment.
I'll let you describe your work,
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"Elegy In Green," in your own words.
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You insinuate the palette
but never lean on it.
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You've captured the Zeitgeist!
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It's the most perfect canvas
I've gazed upon.
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One can only imagine
what inspired you to paint it!
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I didn't paint it.
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Well, of course you didn't.
You created it, you gave birth to it.
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I didn't do anything to it.
I never saw this painting before.
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And you thought
I was going to embarrass you.
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- I liked your friend, Roz.
- What?
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Roz, at the party tonight.
Nice gal. Ask her out.
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She's great-looking
and she can really hold her liquor.
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Dad, you mind?
I've had the most humiliating evening.
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I've been made a fool of
by this...this thing.
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I may be just a girl from Manchester,
but I have to tell you.
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Even though it's not a Paxton,
I really like it.
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I liked it before I even knew
who Martha Paxton was and, frankly,
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I don't think that woman bathes.
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Enjoy it while you can,
because it's going back to the dealer.
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I'll demand my money back.
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No one takes advantage
of Frasier Crane!
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You're upset. I'll return it for you.
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I appreciate the gesture, but what
do you know about the art world?
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Apparently about as much as you do.
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I can see the love in your eyes.
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You must have this painting.
- Are you the owner?
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- Yes, I am, Philip Hayson.
- I'm Dr Frasier Crane.
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- I have a little...
-The Dr Frasier Crane on the radio?
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Guilty, yes.
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My wife and I love your show.
Could I have your autograph?
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But speaking of autographs,
I have a problem with this painting.
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- Would you like a glass of wine?
- Actually...
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We toured the Loire Valley
and we bought four cases of this.
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It's quite extraordinary.
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- I'd rather not have any wine...
- Just a moment, just...
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- Oh, it finishes well.
- Would you like more?
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No, thank you. I gave a small soiree
which Martha Paxton attended
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and she told me
that this painting was not her work.
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I can imagine
how embarrassing that was.
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- I doubt it.
- Let's take a look at that
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in a slightly better light, shall we?
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Oh, yes, I remember this.
It's breathtaking.
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Ronald, Diane,
will you step in here?
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Remember when this piece was in
the gallery, everyone wanted it?
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Yes, it's special.
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Mrs Chitcherelli wanted to buy it.
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Yes, but it's not a Paxton.
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It says here that it is a Paxton.
The signature...
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Martha Paxton says it's not a Paxton!
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- Oh, Martha! How is the old dear?
- She and I go back a long way.
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- Is she still...?
- As a melon, yes.
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- More wine?
- No, I want to discuss this painting.
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- Some brie?
- No, I don't want any brie.
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I want my money back!
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That's where things
might just get a bit prickly.
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We have a strict policy here.
All sales are final.
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- You'll make an exception.
- I can't.
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- But it's a forgery.
- If it is, it's a damn good one.
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I'll make this simple,
I want my money.
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I'm sure you do.
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Oh, I know what you're doing.
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You're agreeing with me,
hoping I'll tire and leave.
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- Whatever you say.
- I don't believe it.
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You're shining me on!
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Where is the justice in this?
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If you ever find justice in
this world, let me know, will you?
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have some work to do.
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Did a crate of freshly painted
Rembrandts just arrive?
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You're not getting away with this.
I am not leaving!
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I thought you
were going to return it.
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They wouldn't take it back.
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All I got was a cheap glass of wine.
Loire Valley, my ass.
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- Now what?
- I'll call the police.
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- 555-3000.
- Thanks.
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Try to mess with Dr Frasier Crane.
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Hello... Oh, just a second.
Dad, who do I ask for?
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Fine Arts Forgery Department.
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Hello, yes, the Fine Arts
Forgery Department, please.
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Dad! They're laughing at me.
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Give me the phone.
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Hi, who's this?
Hey, Doris! Yeah, Marty Crane.
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Yeah, that was my son.
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I just thought he needed
a bite of a reality sandwich.
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Yeah, give my best to the guys.
Thanks. Yeah, bye.
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- What was that?
- They handle murders and robberies.
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No time for artsy-fartsy stuff.
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What am I supposed to do?
I've been cheated!
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What were you doing back there?
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Maris lost her earring. Daphne crawled
under the bed to look for it while I...
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Yes?
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...searched the credenza.
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Maybe it was trampled
into the hallway carpet
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when everybody stampeded
for the elevator.
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No one stampeded!
Good guests just know when to leave.
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- Two hours early.
- Shut up!
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Does this foul mood mean you were
unable to unload the bogus Paxton?
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Yes.
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What's the name
of that vicious lawyer you use?
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The one I used to sue the contractor
or to sue the personal trainer?
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- The meanest.
- The second one.
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- I used him to sue the first one.
- Give me his number.
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Forget it. Five years of litigation
will be eight times the painting's price.
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- I hate lawyers!
-They make wonderful patients.
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They have excellent health insurance
and they never get better.
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I know, I can use my radio show.
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I can use my bully pulpit to expose
that man for the fraud he is!
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They'll sue you for slander.
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Where is the justice?
Where can I turn to?
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I'm a beloved household name
and I've been screwed!
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You're 41.
It's time you learned something.
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The system ain't perfect.
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Sometimes the bad guy wins
and things you thought would help you,
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the courts and the police,
aren't there when you need them.
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So let it eat a hole in your stomach
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or file it away under the heading
"Sometimes life sucks".
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That file's getting pretty thick.
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So Hayson just gets away with it.
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He's sitting there with his wine
and his little chuckle at my expense.
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I see why people
take matters into their own hands.
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It would be so satisfying
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to just slash his tyres
or throw a brick through his window!
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To show that you can't
get away with this.
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I know you would never resort
to that sort of thing.
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Would you, Frasier?
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There's a vein
throbbing in your forehead.
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I couldn't find it,
but I'll try something else.
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Give me the other earring.
Maybe I'll get something.
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Oh, yes, I'm getting a feeling.
It's in your father's room.
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No, It's in Dr Crane's room.
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No... Oh, this is odd.
Now it's in the hallway.
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Eddie!
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Good evening.
Lovely night, isn't it?
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Yes, well, uh... Good night.
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(Car horn)
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- Get in the car.
- What are you doing here?
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- Stopping you from being stupid.
- I know this is wrong,
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but it's the only thing left for me!
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All right, Frasier. Just give me
the brick and no one will get hurt.
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- It's none of your business.
- It is.
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- How.
- Remember in school
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when somebody took my clothes
while I showered?
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They hung them from the goalpost.
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I had to get a ladder and climb up there
wearing only a towel, wet and shivering.
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Then the towel fell off.
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There I was, hanging naked from a
goalpost, and everyone was laughing,
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and Coach Medwick just stood there
going... Whatever that means.
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Why are you telling me this?
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Because I was so humiliated.
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I went home, I cried my eyes out.
I swore I would get even.
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I was just about to put sugar
into Coach Medwick's gas tank,
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and you stopped me.
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You said, "lf you act like
a barbarian, you will become one."
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I said that?
- Actually, you were more verbose.
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I had to listen
while you were sitting on my chest.
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- Give me the brick, Frasier.
- And let him get away with this?
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What the gallery owner did
was wrong and humiliating.
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But if you throw that brick,
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you will have lost something
more valuable than your money.
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You will have lost...your mind.
You can't do this!
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If you could show restraint
after so much humiliation,
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not to mention the nicknames...
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- Nicknames. There were nicknames?
- You didn't know that?
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Dear God. Peachfuzz, Jingle Bells...
I can't remember the rest.
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- "Peachfuzz"?
- Coach Medwick made that one up.
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Well, anyway, here you are.
I won't be needing this any more.
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I'm proud of you.
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- What have you done?
- Nobody calls me Peachfuzz!
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Now let's get the hell out of here!
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What are you doing?
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We may be barbarians,
but we pay for our pillaging.
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
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# Baby, I hear the blues a-calling
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# Tossed salads and scrambled eggs
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# Oh, my
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# Maybe I seem a bit confused
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# Yeah, maybe...but I got you pegged!
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# But I don't know what to do with those
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# Tossed salads and scrambled eggs
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# They're calling again
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# Scrambled eggs all over my face
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# What is a boy to do? #
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Frasier has left the building.