Practice Court II

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Defenses:
1. Alibi - out of the country
* Your honor, I am XXX, entering my appearance as counsel for the accuse
d. Your honor, I would like to call my first witness to the stand.
* Your honor, I would like to move for a recess. :p
* Documentary
* Passport
2. Castrated
3. Insane
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Objections:
1. Hearsay
2. Kilometric
3. Irrelevant
4. Misleading
5. Leading
6. Narrative
7. Double questions
8. Self-incriminating
9.
WHO WHAT WHERE WHEN WHY HOW
Questions:
1. Personal circumstances
2. Where were you on the night of Jan 1?
* Out of the country - US.
* When did you go there?
* When did you return?
* Who were you with?
* what did you do there?
* Where did you stay?
* Why were you there?
* How did you get there? On what airline?
* Is there any proof of your trip to the US?
* Passport!
* I have here a document purporting to be the passport proving t
he presence of the acccused in the US.
* Is that your signature? YES.
* Your honor, may I request that this document be presented as exhibit 1
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* No further questions.
3. PARALYSIS
* Do you remember the events that happend on January 1, 2000? YES.
* What was significant on that day? I LOST ALL MY LIMBS AND MY PENIS ON
THAT DAY. I remember
* How do you lose your limbs? I was in a car accident.
* Your honor, I would to direct the attention of the court to take cogni
zance of the fact that the accused is clearly missing all his extremities.
* Car accident, sever connection between spinal cord and brain
* CANNOT MOVE ON HIS OWN. Needs 3rd person assistance.
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