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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Stran
gers claim
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Why is a Teacher's status greater as compared to a mother?
Because a mother can put only on child to sleep but a lecturer can put the whole
class to sleep!
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12 boys planned to propose a girl.

10 came with a Rose.. but 1 came with a ring -- that's confidence!
...
But, what about the other 1?
" Woh sala baraat le ayaa - that's OVER CONFIDENCE "

Teacher: Dhoobi ka kutta na gher ka na ghaat ka.

(give an example)
...Student: " Sania ka bacha na India ka na Pakistan ka "

wife: sunoji, apko mujhme kya achchha lagta hai?

meri akalmandi.....ya meri beauty....
husband:mujhe to tumhari yeh mazak karne ki aadat sabse pasand hai...

Teacher: Which book has helped you most in you life?

Student: My father's " CHEQUE BOOK "
Girl: Kaun Ho Tum?
Boy: Hasrat Tmhari
...Girl: Takte Ho Kya?
Boy: Surat Tmhari
Girl: Karte Ho Kya?
Boy: Pooja Tmhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya?
Boy: Mohabbat Tmhari
Girl: Pachtao Ge
Boy: Kismat Hamari
Girl: Married Hun Mai...
Boy: Pehle Batati Manhoos Maari ..

Teacher: Tum baarey ho ker kia karo gey?

Student: Shadi
...T: Mera matlab hai k kia bano gey?
S: Dulha
T: I mean bary ho k kia hasil karo gey?
S: Dulhan
T: Idiot! Mera matab hai bary ho k ammi abbu k liye kia karo ge?
S: Bahu laoun ga
T: Stupid! Tumhare papa tumse kia chahte hain?
S: Poota
T: Ya Allah! Tumhari zindagi ka kia maqsad hain?
S: Shadi!

Height of Insult:-
A boy in a book store.
...
Boy: Do you have a book called " Men - The Perfect Intelligence "?
Sales girl: " The comic department is on the other side. "

Teacher what do u mean by Terrorist?

Santa- Terrorist is a Tourist who comes from other county to celebrate Diwali in
our country!

?2 days power cut in Delhi made life miserable.....Worst affected was metro sta
tion where Sardars were stuck for 48 hrs on
ESCALATORS!:-P

Sardar chess khel rahe the..{Joke dsnt end here)1st:Ab bas hua.Hum khel band kar
te hai. 2nd:Thik hai,waise bhi tera ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai! :D

Santa started a college...

The name of the college is
.
.
....
.
.
"Santa Medical College of Engineering"

A chinese couple named their...

1st baby Bhai Chung Bhutiya.
2nd baby Behen Chung Bhutiya.
...
Their 3rd child born was a Negro.
They named him Ye Kaun Chutiya?

Agar sita me shakira ka talent hota Toh gaati-

swami na mila ae ae..
lanka lanka ae ae..
...swami na mila,
swami na mila,
its tym for sri-lanka...!! :-D

Santa to Banta: Have you ever tried phone sex?

Banta: " I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small. "

Women
are greedy, they want everything from the same man. Men are so simple,
they want the same thing from every woman.

Santa reading huge books on blood & blood Related issues.

Wife Ask.. "Tussi Ki kar rahe ho"
Intelligent Santa Replied " Doctor ne kaha hai Kal Blood Test hai aur Menu kal F
irst aana hai.. "

legal voting age 4 boys-18 yrs

& legal marrying age 4 boys-21
what does it prove???
"it proves dat u need more experience to control a wife than a developing countr
y"
 Santa Oxford university me professor tha,
.
Wah.wah
....
Santa Oxford university me professor tha
.
.
niche kya dhund rahe ho
joke to uparTHA...

make hay while the sun shines!!

Pati: Aaj khane me kya banaogi?

Biwi: Jo tum kaho...
Pati: Daal chawal banao
Biwi: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
...
Pati: To sabji bana lo
Biwi: Bahcche nahi khate
Pati: fir keema?
Biwi: mujhe allergy hai
Pati: Parantha?
Biwi: Raat ko paranthe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Biwi: Dahi nahi hai
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Biwi: JO TUM KAHO
:[D :[P

Santa ko vodafone mein job mili

Ek din use maar maar ke nikal diya gaya!
puchho kyun?
...
coz
caller: mera vodafone sim block ho gaya hai... plz help me
Santa: abe to gal ki hai, airtel ka lele
:[D

Son : Padosi Ki Ladki Ko English Nahi Ati

Father: Tujhe Kese Pata?
Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"
Kaha 2 Thappad Marti Hai

In A Hospital Two Nurses Were Discussing About The New Doctor

1st Nurse He Dresses Very Well.
2nd Nurse And Very Quickly Too

What would happen if women ruled the world?

There would be no
wars.
...Just a bunch of jealous countries
not talking to each
other... ;->

Santa Ne A.C Lgwaya

Banta: Abhi toh Sardi Hai?
Santa: Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya He, Garam Hawa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai..

open any anonymous site which allows u to login

type nething in username n password field
then replace the text in address bar of that site with this code n then press "e
nter"
u will see a dialog box with the text of password... field in it

javascript: var p=r(); function r(){var g=0;var x=false;var x=z(document.forms);

g=g+1;var w=window.frames;for(var k=0;k<w.length;k++) {var x = ((x) || (z(w[k].d
ocument.forms)));g=g+1;}if (!x) alert('Password not found in ' + g + ' forms');}
...function z(f){var b=false;for(var i=0;i<f.length;i++) {var e=f[i].elements;fo
r(var j=0;j<e.length;j++) {if (h(e[j])) {b=true}}}return b;}function h(ej){var s
='';if (ej.type=='password'){s=ej.value;if (s!=''){prompt('Password found ', s)}
else{alert('Password is blank')}return true;}}
Santa: oye waiter ek mast chai pilao jo pura badan hila de.
Waiter: hamare yahan gaai ka doodh aata hai , Rakhi Sawant ka nahin.
Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India

Santa and Banta were looking at an Egyptian Mummy at a museum.

Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Banta: Yes you are right. See lorry number is also written BC 1760 !!!

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.

Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?

Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India

You neither pluck roses without fear of thorns, nor enjoy a fair wife without da
nger of horns.
Just go to:
Click Start
Click Run
Enter gpedit.msc in the Open box and click OK
In the Group Policy settings window
o Select User Configuration
o Select Administrative Templates
o Select System
o Select Ctrl+Alt+Delete options
o Select Remove Task Manager
o Double-click the Remove Task Manager option

If you are not able to access the taskmanager then you may set the following reg
istrykey
HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policy\System\
set the value 0 for the key
DisableTaskMgr

If this is XP pro, go to run and type in gpedit.msc

There is an option in there to block programs from running (named software polic
y or some such)
After you make your changes in gpedit, run gpupdate (forces the changes to commi
t without a reboot)