1) My mobile had an

Accident with motorola.

Admitted in LG hospital

Near samsung nagar,

Dr.nokia said matter is serious.

Sms is needed so plz donate sms.

Gudmor

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2)dad:son,what do you want for your

birthday ?

son:not much dad,just a radio with a sports car

around it.

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3)monday went on tuesday 2 wednesday and asked

thursday whether friday has told saturday that sunday

is a holiday..........

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4)ai suraj tu unko mera paigaam keh dena

kushi ka din aur hasi ki

shaam kehdena jab wo dekhe tuje

bahar akar tu unko

mera salaam keh dena gf

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5)moon givs sweet night

night givs sweet sleep

sleep givs sweetdreams

'in dreams my sweet friend

givs

"sweetsmile".gudnight. have a nice sleep.

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6)oneday sardar's radio

got

spoiled so he

opened the radio and

found a dead rat in it .......

sardar was shocked and said "oye singer margaya"....

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7)i called you 5 time but

the line is busy,

so please come outside.

i am standing outside yoour home.

my name is "moon" i just came to say

gooodnight.

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8)weekly 1day holiday,

monthly 1day salary day,

yearly 1day birthday,

lifely 1day deathday,but sharing of my friendship is everyday.

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9)girls dn't keep mobiles in shirt pockets bcoz

signals are weak at hils n moutains. boys keep

mobiles in pant pockets bcz signals r strong near tower.

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10)similarites b/w bra & bar -

1.both have same alphabets.

2.both r drinking jones.

3.both hav restricted time of closing & opening .

4.when open ,both make men mad.

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11)1-5years girls love mum

6-16years girls love dad

21-60years girls love husband

what r u searching?

oh!

17-20years girls?

love"******".

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12)silence...

doesn't mean i'm gone.

quiet....

doesn't mean i'm dead.

deep in my heart anywhere anytime,

"u" are always remembered...!

this is true...
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13) smbody

wants 2 kiss

close

ur

eyes

ummauh

ummauh

ah..r u

satisfied

now open

ur eyes

;****;

x(@...@)x

"(-------)"

ayyo its monkey.

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14)twinkle poem in telangana style -

merishe merishe

shinna sukka

pareshanaithine ninu zushi

zameen kelli masthu

duramla unnav

aasmanla vajram lekka

unnav...
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15)american:me desham lo

road meeda toilet

posthe policelu

pattukuntara?

sardar:ikkada evaridi vare

pattukuni poyali......

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16)all ants participated in

cycle race,suddenly

elephant walked on the way,

one ant suddenly

braked and shouted

'na kodaka intlo chepochava leda'.

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17)nurse kept sardar's

finger in her mouth

after blood test

sardar started

dancing...................

nurse asked: y r u

dancing ?

sardar:next urine test......

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18)neeku okati chupista

1

chusavga

pandaga chesko

happy ga gadupu

enjoy chei

repu rendu chupista

pichekista.

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19) a boss asked his

p.a.(sardar) to bring 2

corner tickets for

movie to enjoy with his

lover. sardar brought

2 corner tickets a1 and a36

and he say

karo karo jalsa.

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20)which is the biggest in the world?

sea-no

sky-no

telusa nee dabba cell

ki sms pamputunna naa

manchi manasu.

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21)bhagvan krish ne geta

me khaha kikalyug me

ek karm yogi dost

hoga jo sms kartha

rahega aur dusra papi

sirf padhke

muskurayega hass

papi hass......u....!

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22)6 things i know abt u.

1.u r a special person

with a briliant brain.

2.

3.
4.

5.

6.

enough..!

only 1 joke per day....!

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23)nee kosam oka kavitha

rasa....chaduvuko,

pandaga chesko....

"when u breath,u'l

respire'!wah wah!

"when u dont breath,

u'l expire"!wah wah!

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24)monkey1:- excuse me,

i'm new comer to this tree,

can i speak with ur boss.monkey...???

monkey2:-shhhu...sound cheyoddu.

boss sms chaduvuthunnaru

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25)alts new way to say

the gud 9t..?

butha

pretha

pisacha

lankini

sakini

dakini

dont disturb ur

boss is going to sleep.

have a terrible

'kala ratri".

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26)whats students study

in pakistan?

be-bomb engineering.

m.b.b.s-member of bomb blasting society.

iit:islamic institute of terririsom.

cat:career in alqueda&taliban

mtech-masters in terror technology.

llb:learning licence of bomb blasting.

bsc:bio weapon science.

forwad to all indians.

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27)yamraj:u r time is over.

monkey:any way to escape?

yamraj:if u can kis da one

who is readingthis msg!

monkey:yak thoo..dinikanna chave better.

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28)my maths teacher told me

1yaer=12months

1week=7days

1hour=60mins

1min=60secs

but

she never told me that

1 sec without a 'friend'

is equal to 100 years.

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29)our friendship:

start

end kosam chuste..

encounter chesesta..

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30)nuvvu

ha nuvey
pichi kukka,

buradlo pandi,

nitilo parugu,

manchamlo nalli,

dengue doma,

veetiki duranga undu!jagatta....

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31)tension is when wife ispregnant!

terror:when girlfriend is pregnant!

horror:when both r pregnant!

tragedy:when ur not responsible 4 both!..

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32)my dear friend iam collecting gandhiji's

photos.

i need ur contribution to my collection.

mee intlo unna anni 100,500,and 1000rs

notes naaku pampu.

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33)importance of thumb:

child uses it 4 chewing.

illiterate people use it 4 sign

winner 4 victory

&my fans use it 4 reading my msgs.

oh!u too crazy fans!

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34)winds can chill,

fire can burn,

rain can drizle,

but power of your smile can kill a healthy person...

so think before u smiling oh my god

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35)injury+friend=medicine,

lonely+friend=company,

death+friend=life,

tears+friend=smile,

away+friend=goal,

in short

nothing+friend=everything.

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36)wonderful message..

"i say &u listen"is a good friendship..

"u say& i listen"is a better friendshjp..

"i dont say& u understand"is the best friendship.

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37)the "bal" can escape from my bat

the "rat" can escape from cat

but

"you"and your dabba cell cannot escape from my "sms".

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38)loving some one is like trying 2 touch a star.

even if that person does't love you.

keep trying,may be 1 fine day that star will fall on earth just for
you.

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39)god knows value of heart so he created love

god know the value of night so he created dreams

god knows the value of friend so he created "u".

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40)if lover is like a moon

then friends are like stars

and have you noticed that the sky

can look beautiful without moon

but not without stars.

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41)chiru

c-christian

h-hindu

i-islam

r-relation

u-unity
kantiki kulam ledu

rakhthaniki matham ledu

prajarajyaniki thiruguledu.

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42)i would give up

everything for 1 moment with you,

for a 1 moment with you is better than a life lifetime of not

knowing you!...?

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43)kiss is a key of love

love is lock of marriage

marriage is a box of children

children are the problem for india

so,

stop kissing save india.

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44)from sunday 2 saturday,

januavart 2 december,

from morning 2 evening,

birth 2 death,

my feelings 4 u will never change

& will always my close

&bst friend yaar.

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45)answer it ...
lover love it

friends need it

relationship starts with it

&

life ends with itis

---d-ap---s

fill in the blanks reply is must.

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46)a star message to a dairymilk person

from a milkybar friend

for a melody reason at akitkat time

on a munch day in a perk

mood to say chacolaty gudmor.

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47)iam not rich but i hav a rich hrt,

iam not smart but ihave a smart mind,

iam not always rite but iam nt wrong in choosing u as my frnd.

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48)kallu naavi choou needi

pedavi naadi maata needi

gunde naadi swasa needi

sms naadi anandam needi

idenemo?

sommokadidhi soko okadidhi.

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49)"sky is golden when sun is rising"

"ocean is silver when moon is shining"

"life is even more brighter wen there is a friend like u".

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50)distance never separates any relation.

time never builds any relation .

if felling r true from heart...

then friends r always"friends"likeus.

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51)diwali joke:

sardar:amma ee red colour tapakaya

kaluste peddaga sound vastunda?

mother:orey sachinoda adi gas cylinder ra.......

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52)vizag ki beach keka

tirupathi ki laddu keka

cini field ki megastar keka

kakinadaku kajha keka

bandaru ki laddu keka

alage

nee inbox ki naa msg keka

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53)impact of movies:

teacher:who is mahatmagandi?
student:he is the one who help the munnabhai to impress his
girlfriend.

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54)face

your

on

smile

small

get

to

are

things

this

all

but

this

reading

by

angry

get

will

know

read backwards.

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55)po

sms

po

na frnd daggaraku po

melli melliga po

allari cheyakunda po

pani lo unte wait cheyi

free ga unte gudnt cheppu.

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56)tum mano na mano

hum yaad karnge

samjo nasamjo hum

aitbar karnge

kya kare sanam maine

sachi dosti ki hi

tum aao na aao hum

intezar karnge.

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57)never try alone to take the weight of a tear

thats comes out of ur heart

&

falls through ur eyes

always remember a friend is here to share...

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58)flowers die

stories end
songs fade

memories are forgatten

all things come to end but

person like you always remembered.

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59)separation is a wound that no one can heal

but

rememberness is a gift that no one can steal

keep memories in touch.

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60)don't luv airtel girls"they can do majic",

dont luv idea girls "they can change ur life",..

just luv hutch girls"where ever u go they wil follow".

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61)you are one of the most cute persons in the world!!

just a second ,dont misunderstand cute means:

"creating useless troubles everywhere"

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62)do u know abt d thing vich live after death?

eyes-31min

brain-10m

heart-10m

ears-10m

legs-4hrs

bones-30days
skin-5days

friendship-4ever

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63)evvarine

thakkuvaga

anchana

veyakudadu

mitrama,

example:

oka cheema

nee guddha

koraka

galadu...,

kani nuvvu

cheema guddha

korakagalava!!!?

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64)school life:

3-10 varaku

college life:

chadivinanta varaku

love life:
pellivaraku

mana friendship:

30feb varaku

aroju

vachinapudu

tappakunda vidipodam.

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65)g-od

o-ffers us his

o-utstanding

d-evotion to

m-ake us

o-obedient on

r-eady for a

n-ew life to

i-nspire others

n(&)-for the

g-lory of life.......

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66)a smile on ur face increases a moment of my life.

but a drop from ur eyes takes away a day of my life.

so my dear friend ,always keep smiling.

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67)evry day is special if u think so,

evry moment is memorable if u feel so,

life is wonderful if u lead so!

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68)english starts with "a,b,c,d"...

telugu starts with "aa,aah,e,ee,"...

love starts with "1,4,3"

but

friendship starts with "you&me".

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69)namaskaram mee friendship

validity samaotam kanundi.

dayachesi meeru oka

sms naaku pampi recharge chesukogalaru.

danyavadamulu.

fsnl

friendship sanchar nigam limited.

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70)a:u r active

b:u r best

c:u r cute

d:u r daring

e:u r excellent

ayya baboy ela z

varaku abaddalu

cheppadam navalla

kadu.vinadaniki nee

kaina budhi undodhu.

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71)queston for brilliant people

cheppaga,question only for

brilliant people

nuvvenduku oo tiku

tiku mani button lu nokestunnav?

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72)did u see one surprice in this msg

it is nothing but finger exercise.

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73)vankai

bendakai

chikudukai

berakai

potlakai

dondakai

anapakai

ne talakai

yedi pampina

chadavadamena...

eppudu bagupadatavo ento..

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74)sum time idiot say hai!

sum time i dont reply!

sum time i dont msg u!

but i does not mean dat i 4get u!

it means i'm giving u time to remember me.

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75)why does a monkey always scratches its body???

???

why

???

why

???

any way its your personal problem

i wont interface in it.

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76)it takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount of

paper that we use in 1 exam.join us 2 save trees

"say no to exams". forward it to all gud students exam hatao!ped

bachao!

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77) tv9 interview with shakeela

first question:

tv9:madam morning levagane emi chestaru ?

shakeela:lechi maa intiki velthanu.

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78)in biology class

master:every one should draw the diagram of male reproduction

system.

boys:sir first u close ur zip bcoz first bench girls r copying.

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79)top 5 answers given by girls when boys propose

1.no

2.how dare u?

3.i always treated u like a gudfrnd

4.i dont believe in love

5.sorry i loved *******

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80)tajmahal kattakumundu akkada emi vundo thelusa,

ilaage kaaliga vundakunda raallu rappalu vundevi.

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81)pujari night ganta intlo petti padukunnadu.

kuthuru:nanna rathri intloki dhongodu vachadu.

pujari:ganta dengi poyada?

kuthuru:ledu nanna aragante

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82)genialia:abba msg chadivevadu sexy ga unnade

shreya:avune chala smart ga unnadu

trisha:vadu maa attakoduke

shakeela:noru muyyande vadu na daily customer

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83)if balayya is hero in pokiri.

in hospital scene

ilieana:emi chestuntaaru meeru......?

balayya:mari antha gattiga adigithe

emicheptham
nuvvemi ankuntunnavu..?

iliena:age ipoyi,juttu ralipoyi

cinemalu leka,kaaliga thodalu kottukuntu,

producerni,jananni savagoduthu,

cinemalu flopyna,janalu makoddu baboy ani

morapettukuntunna

malli malli cinemalu chestu....

bevarsga producerla chuttu thirige

edava anukuntunnanu.

balayya:correct manamadhe......

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84)flat ki ghanti baji,

andar se awaaz ayi

kaun

cablewala-is month ka bill lene aaya hu

ladki-baad me ah aah aa aahna

abhi dudhwale ka chuka rahihu

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85)velugu leni vennelaelaa

kalalu leni kanulelaa

devudu leni kovelelaa

pranam leni jeevamelaa

nee sneham leni nenela

naa msg leni nee inbox yela.......

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86)which is the 27th letter of english alphabets?

c down

ru looking for answer?

very good!

a school nanna?

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87)one day at hell i saw u dancing with trisha.

i asked the angel ,"why my friend punishment is so joyful"?

the angel replied "hey stupid it is punishment for trisha".

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88)shakeela:amma napelli eppudu chestav?

inka anni rojulu agali..

shakilas mom:1min agamma pellikoduku msg chaduvuthunnadu

taruvatha

pelli chesuko nenu emi ananu.

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89)ur call is important 2us...

so plz stay on line

welcome 2 peddapuram cal center

lanjala kosam 1 press cheyandi,

family type kosam 2 press cheyandi,

kanyala kosam 3 press cheyandi,

college papala kosam 4 press cheyandi,

auntyla kosam 5 press cheyandi,

malli vinalanukunte 6 press cheyandi,

meeru ma lanjalatho matladalante7 press cheyandi,

meedi levaka pothe cut cheyandi....

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90)manam manam dostulam..

chettukinda kothulam ......

vaanaloni kakulam....

neetilo chepalam..

kantilo nalakalam......

mothaniki yadavalam.

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91)boy-naa hrudayam kaaliga undi vacheyava?

girl-cheppu tiyala?

boy-osi pichiddana naa hrudayam emayna gudi anukunnava

cheppulu vesukuni ra paravaledu.

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92)2 frds talkin,'hey i got maried',

oh, dats gud!

no,dats bad she is ugly!

oh,dats bad.

no,dats gud,she's rich!

oh,dats gud!

no,dats bad,she wont giv me a rupee!

oh,dats bad!

no,dats gud,she bought me a big house!

oh,dats gud!

no,dats bad,the house burnt down!

oh,dats bad!

no,dats gud,she was in it!

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93)kiki

kukkikiki

kukuku

kikuku

kukiki

kukuki

congrats

u have learnt

monkey language successfully

cum&collect ur certificate&
free banana.

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94)just imagine life without girls;;...

the answer===

*empty parks

*silent theatres

*the police at rest

*all mobile companies are in big loss

*no sms

*no greeting cards

*no arrears for colg boys

*no perfumes

*gift shops in big loss

*all the boys getting state ranks.......

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95)call me urgently a bad news about you

sender:

9491363471

mtv bakra

ru shocked...forwad

to ur frnds n see hw many fools vl call u

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96)sneham-annitikante best,

vidipokunda unte "greatest",

kalakaalam unte "sweetest".

adhi alaage undalani naa "request".

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97) cal me nd listen 2 my new callertone..

i not lift da phone... ok

forwad nd c hw many bakras wil cal u

without read da sms fully.

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98)entha mosam entha anyayam

eyetex add lo kallu chupistaru

closeup lo pallu chupistaru.

kani whisper add lo matram emi chupincharu.....

we want justice?

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99)wonderful air!

beautiful moon!

shining stars!
excellent dream!

these all are waiting in your door they want to say gudnight.

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100)

. 12 .

' '

9 >- 3

" . . "

time will always change but

our"relation"wil not change.

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101) ((((((( ))))))))

(((( @)(@))))))

((((;<.-.>;))))))

((((( ,--, )))))))

dont b afraid

sometimes mobile works as mirror.

ha..ha..ha..

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102)satyaji:wht should i do to improve my weak body?

doctor:you drink atleast half litre of vijaya milk daily.

styaji:where is vijaya madams house....

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103)girls are best vehicles in the world.

front 2 bumper,back 2 bumper !

self lubricant monthly automatic oil change.

highest milage of 9months in just 2ml white oil.....

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104)1 day wil come wen a guy wil

luv u very much

he wil hug u

tight,kiss u &shout

"i love you .......dady"

ha...ha..ha

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105)teacher was busy in teaching..!!

suddenly something felldown

boy:teacher ur duster fell down

teacher:oh!sorry its not duster its my whisper....!

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107) ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

;;; ;;;

;;; . . ;;;
 ;;;;; _ ;;;;; aparichith

;;;;;;;;;;;;

;; ;;

; . . ;

; - ; remo

, ,

;;;;;;;;;;

; ;

; . . ;

; - ; ramu

, ,

;;;;;;;;;;

, ,

, 0 0 ,

, ,

, 0 ,

,,, nuvvu.

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108)maths magic :

ur cell nmbr's

last digit x 2

+5

x50

+ur age

+365
 &

-615

the last 2 number is ur age & 1stnumber is ur cells last

no.checkout,

its true.

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109)any body can love a rose,but it takes a great deal 2 luv a

leaf.dont luv

some 1 who is beautiful .but love d 1 who can make ur life

beautiful..

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110)gemini tvlo

etvlo

teja tv

lo

mtvlo

ndtvlo tv9lo

postlo

news paperlo

cheppalanukunna kani ,finance problem...

so ,sms lo cheputhunna ...

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111)bilgates:giv me an idea for become poor?

ntr:do one eng film with my baboy,balayya.

bilgates:i want a idea to become poor not become a begger.

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112)kbc 2 lo sharukh nannu adigadu

world lo parama sunta evaru ani....

nenu 1crore vadulukunnanu kani neeparu cheppaledu

that is my friendship.....

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113)add kosam chiru "thumsup" tagadu!

dhoni fans kosam "7up" tagadu!

thrisha sales kosam "fanta" tagindi!

mana friendship kosan nuvvu kanisam "domex" aina tagava plz.

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114)two lovers plan to suicide.boy jumped 1st ,

girl close her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

boy in air open his parachute saying

love never dies....

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115)a girl went 2 a shop & asked:

"give me a hair oil"

boy asked:"vatika"?

girl said:"chi chi vatiki kadu talaki".

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116)wat looks to be nothing,finally that becomes

every thing.and what is everything suddenly changes to nothing.

thats life.

learn to live &live to learn.

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117)#maheshs new film is 'sankalo tupaki pakkalo lapaki',

shakila is the heroien.one of the famous dailog in it is

'guddalo thante google search lo kuda dorakav na kodaka'

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118)this is very dangerous msg

so those who have weak heart,pregnent

ladies,old people & kids plz avoid them 4m

reading dis msg

"ur very smart"

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119).....1 girl & boy having sex

aaah
slow

ooh.....

maa

ahh

mmmm

inkemi choostunnav ra? 2 paise ki...

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120)degrees of girls!

b.a=beautiful angel

b.e=beautiful eyes

b.sc=beautiful structure

b.l=beautiful lips

m.b.a="married but available"

b.ed=best in bed
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121)once jamesbond met a dog in jungle

he said

"iam bond..!

jamesbond..!!

"the dog bites him & replies,

"iam kukka..!

pichikukka.......

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122)boy:manamiddaram iroju day & night match adadama

girl:3 rojulu tarvata adadam

boy:why?

girl:ippudu pitch tadiga undi.....

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123)meganiki aasa varshanga kuravalani

varshaniki aasa varadaga paralani

varadaku aasa nadhiga paralani

mari naku asa ninnu aa..nadilo thoyalani

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124)a boy prayed:oh god,giv me 1 bag full of

money,a job,1 big vehicle & many girls!god:ur wish is fulfilled

& he became a conductor in ladies bus!

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125)dear,i like u very much.

please understand me.

dont try to avoid me.

atlesat see me once in a week.

yours lovingly

"soap"&"tooth brush".

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126) ;??????;

0( @..@)0

"(----)"

gurthupattava?

kothi kadu...

donkey kadu..

edi ne chinnanati photo...!

abbo yemi anandham ..!

kevvukeka

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127)hi!

ipudu rs50 rechrg tho

rs5000 talktime+

50 years validity+

call 0.06p/min+

10000 free sms.

for detail contact:

www.nee tower nuvve kattuko.com.

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128)these are my legs

thanks for pressing my legs .pain has gone,go n sleep...

ha..ha..ha..!

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129)student political entry...

party name:"premadesam"

party agenda:

1.lovers ki parklu kattistam..

2.uchitha mobile with free msgs haami pathakam pravesha

pedatham..

3.parents ki avagahane sadassulu erpatu chestam..

4.love chesi jump ayepoyina valakki punaravasam n jobs

kalpistam...

tell 2 all ur frnds. if ur intrested 2 join send ur names.

"jai prema desham".

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130)college-bommarillu

student-sainikudu
class-appudappudu

exam-anukokunda okaroju

quotien paper-aparichithudu

mathematics-garshana

copy-okariki okaru

slips-apadhbandavudu

results-adrustam

pass-student no1

fail-anthulenikatha

supplimentary-nuvvostanante nenoddantana

1st yeat-buddimanthudu

2nd year-katarnak

3rd year-pokiri

parents enquiry about marks-

aa okkati adakku

so enjoy these happydays....

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131)sardr 1:yaar maine naye deterjent se apni underware

dhoyi aur wo choti ho gayi,ab kya

karu?

sardr 2:usi detergent se apni

gandbhi dho le....

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132)how much % that u

give value 4 our frshp?

100%(writ a line of ur favourite song n snd me)

99%(call me)

50%(1msg)

25%(miscal)

0%(no answer)

iam serious

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133)what is a kiss?

in view of ...

geometry:

kiss is the shortest distance b/w 2 lips!

economics:

kiss is the thing ,4 which

demand is always higher then supply!

physics:

kiss is d process of charging a human body!

computers:

kiss is just like a lan,in which 2 bodies

are connected without

any datacable!

history:

the greate war b/w two

lips!

chemistry:

the fast reaction between two lips without catlayst!

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................................

134)what is 143 ?
i love you

no

i hate you

no

i miss you

no

i wish you

no

143 ante one hundred fourty three...

maths lo weeka ammaku cheppu

annapurna salt veyamani..

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135)telangana stylo lo wedding card:

"Laggam pilupu"

maa pedda poradu

chi:ellaiah,

chi:pullamma,(sattenna sinna bidda)

ane porini pelli

chesikuntundu

meerandaru thappaka raavale.

yaadi maristey manchigundadhi.

pellam poragallani guda tholkarandri....

buvva:12 gantalaku pettedi.

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136)sardarji goes 2 guinnes book office,2 check if he's

still the biggest fool on earth.

he came out

angrily and shouting,"now who is this

balakrishna???? ha..ha...ha...

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137) ~ ~

~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~

chusindi chalu

avi domalu

"allout"pettukuni

paduko

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138)

||===||

||===||

||===||

||===||

||===||

nichana pampistunna

chandamama dhagariki

poi haiga nidrapo

chali veste mabulu

kappuko.

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139)anaganaga 4 friends......
kukka,nakka,pilli,kothi...**

kukka m.b.b.s. cheduvuthundi,

nakka inter cheduvuthundi,

pilli ssc cheduvuthundi,

kothi sms chaduvutundi.......

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140)sl'ping tablets rs 320/-

poision bottle rs 160/-

rat killer rs 80/-

nylon rope is rs 40/-

&

andarivadu cd-rs 20/-

its cheap and best way 2 dose the suicide..

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141)moon ne bandh ki lighting,

sun ne shuru ki rising,

murge ne di warning,ki ho gayi hai morning,

toh phir hum bhi bolde

gudmor friend!...

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142)the coming year lkg poem

twinkle twinkle little bar

how i wonder what a bar

quarter rates r up so high,

drink a rum with chicken fry...he..he..he..

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143)namaskaram

mee friendship validity samaptham kanundi

dayachesi meeru 1 sms chesi recharge

chesukogalaru.

danyavadamulu

sender

fsnl

(friendship sanchar nigam limited)

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................................................................

144)2 day is reacharging day

so reacharge my cell

rs 10=just friend

rs 30=nice friend

rs 55=swt friend

rs 110=cute friend

rs150=gud friend

rs 300=best friend

reacharge must

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145)apple & banana both are crying,

banana asked apple,

"why are you crying".

apple replied"people are cutting me into pieses and eats me",

then banana said

"you are better than me,but in my case,before eating

they will remove my entire dress completely and making

me naked,siggutho chastu nnaanu.

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146)just fun sweetest proposal lkg class

boy:nuv nannu pelli cheskontava?

girl:chi pola

boy:chekkova

girl:enthila nenu chekkonu po!

boy:chekko akka plz!

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147)jonny jonny yes papa......

no sms why papa.....

romeve ur sim now papa.....

break ur cell quick papa..

through ur sim away papa.....

clean ur hands

haaa....haaaaaaa.......

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148)a single candle can illuminate an entire room,

but a true friend like you can give light in

entire my lifetime

ur the light in my life....

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..................................................................

149)a deep friendship is like a rainbow

when the perfect amount of happiness

n tears are mixed,the result is a colourful bridge

between two hearts..

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150)nannu champi e mobile lo kullabettina

ninnu.. vadhala bommali vadhala..

vasta tappaka vasta

e msg ni andhariki pampista

ha...ha...ha...

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151)Q:why boys goes to temple?

ans:bcoz the temple is the only place where u can find

pooja

deepa

arthi

archana

aradhana

jpthi

etc.......

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152)hi

/1)4,3,/5)6

/2),8,6/4)

(2'3.7' )9(4 '8;2"

(,3,)(4,7,)(6,3,)(5,1,)

delete only the

numbers & take my gift..

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153)A:ur active

B:ur d best

c:ur d cute

d:ur d daring

E:ur d excellent

ayya baboy ela z

varaku abaddalu cheppadam

naa valla kaadu.vinadaniki neeku kadu.

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154)hansika ku sriya ku pregnency vachindanta

nakosam police lu vethukuthunnaru

nenu paripothunna.

shakilaku pregnency vachindanta nuvvu paripo..

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155)2 lavangalu,5gram jilakarra,3endu mirapakayalu,2 spoons oil,

1 cup water inka konchem masala powder, tiskoni mix chesi

notilo posuko paanam sallaguntadi.

summer kada!

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156)"stand up

be bold,

be strong,

take whole responcibility on your shoulders,

ur and know that you are the creater of your own destiny"-swamy
vivekananda.

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157)mumkin nai shayad kisi ko samajpana

samje bina kisiko kya apna dost banana bahuth asan he kisise

dosti karna aur bahut muskil hai nibhana.

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158)bade armanse banwaya hai

ise roshni se sajaya hai

bahut dur se mangwaya hai

zara khidki khol k dekho

apko gudmor kahne suraj bhijwaya hai.

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159)

w+e

anywhere...

SMTWTFS

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 any day..

12

9-!-3
 6

any time..

i'm there 4u ...2 share ur feelings as a frnd

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160)wt's

ur searching in msgs

don't press down

coz nothing is there only soulful of wishes..

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161)u may have 5 reasons for not messaging me

1.notime

2.no free msg

3.no bal

4.network problem

&

5)u dont have enough guts 2 disturb a lion

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162)guba,ideat,lofar,nechkamine,

kuthe,baivars,bekar,a halfmad,

entha tetina na msg chaduv thunavante realy your my best frnd

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163)><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:>

><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:>

e chepalu mana snehaniki gurthuga

unchukondi chpalu chavakunda undadaniki roju mobile lo water

poyi

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164)jungle college

attendence

tiger

present sir
eagle

present sir

rabbit

present sir

monkey

mondey

monkey

stopping reading sms.

give attendece.........

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165)mukesh ambani said to anil amboni

"i want kiss your wife ",anil replied ok but

40paice per min. wife said dont cheate him,

reliance to reliance is free.

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166)trust is the basis for all relations,but small mistakes made,

can change its entire meaning.

like jst a missing "t"can "rust" the relation.

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167)swt people talk from idea

lovers talk from hutch

kanjus talk from reliance/tata

beauties talk from airtel

bt

brilliants never talk they send msgs..

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168)"girl friend is college partner,

wife is life partner,

girl frnd4 fun,

wife for son,

girl frnd is cake,

wife is headake,

girl frnd is garden,

wife is binladen"..

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169)teacher to sardar:

write ur best frnd name in english.

sardar wrote:

beautiful red underware

teacher:what?
sardar:his name is sundar lal chaddi.

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170);*;*()"""()*;*;*;

;*;*( '^' )*;*;*;

*;*(,)***(,)*;*;*;

*;*;*;*;*;*;*;*;*;

a garden full of flowers specially

delivered to u to wish u a lovely ..........

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..................................................

171)very important msg:

today is thomas alva edison birthday so send

wishes to all tubelights. now i have already sent to 1tube light

u and do my job.........

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...................................................

172)kalala

pryanam melukuva

varake

alala prayanam teeram

varake

prema

prayanam pellivarake

kanee sneha

prayanam maranam varaku

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173)our friendship is like biscuits.

u r sun i'm feast.

u r marie i'm gold.

u r milk i'm shakthi.

u r 5o i'm 50.

u r good i'm day.

similarly i'm jack

your krack.

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................................................

174)e prapamcham chala

vichitram,

.
.

poni le vodilai button

nokkinantha matrana maruthonda

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175)exams ni eduruga unnapudu

ni kallalo bayam undakudadu

ni kallu pakkodi paper mida undali

nee muthi mida

chirunavvu undali

nee pocket lo slip undali

akramarkudu........

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..............................................

176)blind boy bought sweets to girls room.........

girls came frm bathroom without

dress to get sweets

knowing his blind.

girls-what special?

blindboy-i got my eyes.

.....................................................................................................
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177)naa sms poyindi neekemaina dorikinda?

chinnadi ...mudduga ...untundi...dorakaleda?

ekadiki poyindo ento e chikatlo ?

advance happy ugadi ani untundi.sarle atu

vaste jagarthaga save chesuko....

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178)rojantha sukam ledu,

ratri antha nidra ledu,

vollanta okate noppi,

manasuku nilakada ledu,

oh devudaaa premante idena?

devudu:kadhu bidda chickengunya...

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178)ne phone nashanamai pone ne battery

blast ipone ne panel paghile pone ne sim

lo carancy cali kanni nu maatram sms chiledu anduke

kopam msg chidam maruvaku...

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179)dis sms is just 2 wish u hai so dnt press down.

press chesava !

entha cheppina ne kothi buddi maanav kada...?

malli face lo smile okati...

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..........................................

180)do you know the meaning of sms..?

s-simham pampiste

m-monkey chadive

s-small file

enthasepu chustavu?

evarikaina forwad chesi nuvvu

kuda simham avvu

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............................................

181)bommali i i i i i

le bommali le lee

chadavali i i i i i

bommali i i i i

chadavali i leka aa .....

vadala bommali i i ii i

vadala....

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182)senior ragging d junior.

senior:after ur

marriage i will kiss ur wife.

junior:ok, no problem. i wnt to marry ur sister.

.....................................................................................................
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183)ramachari:

suryodayam aindi melukondi

remo:hey! getup yaar.see beauty of sunrise.

aparichith:ne talli ne yabba ...re tellarindi lera..!

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184)"all beautiful things starts from 4m da heart.

all bad things starts from mind"

never let da mind rule ur heart.

let the heart rule ur mind...!!!

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.....................................................

185)every night same wishes.

1st it b d/f this time let devils guard u .

mummies dance around u wish u a horror night dont think of

those & have pleasent night.

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186)if u spend 1 minute to read this sms,

i feel very happy.do you know why?

i know that 1 minute i am crossing your mind and

passing over ur heart...

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187)golden words of 'billgates':

"whenever there is a hard job to b done,

i assign it to a laziest person as he is sure

to find an easy way of doing it.....

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188)press down 9times u c my photo

advanced "april fool"

ur 1st fool of 2009..

.....................................................................................................
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189)diff b/w real n fake friends!

ff:nvr care for you when you r far

rf:nvr care foru when u near.

ff:never seen you cry.

rf:cry with you

ff:will never hurt you

rf:hurt you ever with thousands of reasons

ff:knw a few things abt you

rf:cud write a book abt u

ff:wud ignore tis msg

rf:vl send 2 all real frnds.

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190)take one spoon of sugar & put it on your eyes

and you will get swt dreams.

if u want masala dreams then you try with chilli powder.

just ones you try.....

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...................................................

191)morning is a

wonderful opperchunity

2 wish

2love

2care

2smile

and to thank nature for all blessings we reaceived...

.....................................................................................................
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192)i luv walking in d rain bcoz nobody can seen me crying

do u know who says these words -c.chaplin

every smile has a story of tears behind it...

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..........................................................................

193)without your sms 7 days of a week r like :

"moodout day"

"tearsday"

"tearsday"

"wasteday"

"thirstday"

"frightday"

"sufferday"

"sadday"

so sms everyday.

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194)never kiss a police woman

she ll say stop and handsup.

never kiss a nurse she ll say next plz

always kiss a teacher she ll say repeat it 10times

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195)once a foreigner came to india...

and he went back.u

continue ur work...

evau vaste

neekenduku...

panichusko...

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196)nesthamaa.........!
shubodayam

suryuni raaka

pakhula keka

chusavuga naa sms raaka

mari nidra lestava ika

hav a niceday.

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197)on this cool night in your cute room,

from ur small window:look at the bright moon

wishing u...weet&melodius night

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198)life starts with a voice but ends with a silent.

love starts with a fear but ends with tears.

true friendship starts with anywhere ,ends no where.

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199)fingers10

planets9

corners8

wonders7
sences6

oceans5

options4

seasosns3

eyes2

a wonderful person only one!

nuvvu kadu nenu,,,ha,,,ha,,,ha,

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200)birth is like a dot,life is like a line,

love is like a traingular but friendship is like a

circle bcause there is no end for circle...

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....................................................

201)sales girl:sir no smoking in the shop.

customer:but i purchased these cgarts 4m here!

sales girl:sir v also sell condomes it dsnt mean 2u 2

start fucking here!...!

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202)a lady conductor on her 1st n8 says...

raavali

baabu

paiki

raavali

babu...

paina
chala

kaliga

vundi

babu...

inka

ekke

vallu

chalamandhi

unnaru

baabu.

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203)devadsu mandu kosam parvathini vadilesadu,

ramudu maata kosam seeta nu vadilesadu,

nuvvu chillara paisala kosam sms cheyadam manesavu....

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204)7 wonders of ap

anushka nadum

sania brest

thrisha todalu

nayanatara boddu

shreya meda

genialia navvu

&

and last nee.....

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205)why love marriage is better then arrange marriage?

a known devil is better then

unknown ghost.....

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..........................................

206)sardar last his chqbook.

manager:take care anyone can put ur signature?

sardar:how can other sign?

iam not a fool.i have allready signed all chqs........

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207)4 things that can come any time

1.friend

2.love

3.memory

4.uccha mama uccha

@ . .

(\. -
 /\

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208)this msg wil

xplode in 5 seconds.

:05

:04

:03

:02

:01

(((boom)))

happy ....

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209)nasa decided 2 sent sardar on moon

srdr got into rocket &

jumped back half d way shouting how dare u 2 cheat

me,today is amavas,there ll be no moon.

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210)

.
..

...

....

....dont see down,wast of time...

.....

..dont see,if any thing happend to u,i'm not responcible

...

..........

hello its enough,cut

this and do your work.

...

...

ho god how can i stop u.

now i got idea to stop.

*******

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211)

..

..

...

...

msg chusava?

chukkalu

kanipinchaya?

natho pettukunte anthe...

msg pampu leka pothe chukkalu chupedatha..

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.............................................................

212)principal:if any boy goes to girls hostel

rs.100 fine for first time

rs.200 for 2nd time,

rs.500 for 3rd time,

1 boy asked"sir,how much for monthly pass"?

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213)"all power is within you.

you can do anything and everything.

believe in that."

--swami vivekananda.

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214)night is a nice gift,

so open the gift by closing ur eyes

u will c the another world waiting for u..

enjoy it with sweet dreams.

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215)birthday is the starting of life.

beauty is the art of life

love is the part of life

death is the last of life..

but friendship is heart of life.

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216)cinema story:
oka train pothundi

pothundi

pothune undi

'shubam'

cinema peru 'vegam'

train endukala vellindo vegam-2 lo chudandi.

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217)success is not permanent &failure is not final,

never stop working after success&never stop trying after failure...

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218)do u wish to play a game with me?????

ready.....!

3
4

"simham tho veta"

"naatho aata vaddu"paduko....

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219)g-get up

o-open ur eyes

o-out of ur bed

d-day has risen

m-mobile beep

o-one msg received

r-read&enjoy

n-never mind

i-its just a

n-new way 2 wish

g-gudmorning.

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220)1stone is enough 2 break a glass,

1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart,

1second is enough 2 fall in love,

and

1sms is enogh 2 keep friendship alive..

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221)gudnight
sleep easy

sweet dreams

inka enduku press chestunnavu jola pata

kuda paadaala.?

poi paduko..

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222)whenever i sit alone i just look at my hands&

see the criss cross lines &

wonder which special line

made me so lucky to get a sweet friend like you.

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................................

223)japane:our robot can sing.

chinese:our dolphin can walk.

indian:our monkey can read.look how

silently it is reading this sms...

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224)samudram nunchi veeche alalakanna

chettu nunchi vachhe gaalikanna

puvvula nunchi vachhe parimalam kanna

nee sneham naku minna...

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225)msg chudalaniphindanuko chusuko,

na msg evarikanna pampalanuko kasta risk ina paravaledu

kani chanuvu ichhanu kada ani msg delete chesavanuko
vetadestadi.

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226)always smile ok?

bcoz,ur smile is so captivating n so nice!

-show me a sample

///

" "

(@......@)

(.-----.)

) (

abba!

kummesav po!

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........................

227)a very original goodnite only 4u,

beware of duplicate wishes in the market

we r the only authorised dealer 4 gudnite wishes

approved by chandamama...

.....................................................................................................
.........................

228)pls smoke daily once atleast

s-send

m-me

o-one

k-kool sms

e-everyday
so start smoke everyday....

.....................................................................................................
...........................

228)sai kumar's famous dailouge!

"exam hall lo kanipinche 3 paperlu

1-question paper,

2-answer paper,

3-hall ticket aithe

kanipinchani 4va

paperera

slip,slip,slip.

.......................................................................

229)friend in different languages

tamil-nanban

english-friend

hindi-dosth

german-freuno

french-ami

dutch-vrend

mexican-amigo

in my language-you.

.......................................................................

230)cow,cell,ya,super,ajaa,ram,aa,poor,wa,sun,ya,

pra,worth,the,thay.dont get confused..its

suprabhatham in english.read again slowly..

.......................................................................

231)luck is not in ur hands,

but work is in ur hands,ur work can make luck but

luck cant made ur work.

so always trust urself than ur luck.

........................................................................

232)dis msg is just to wish u gudnyt....

so dont press down..!

chesava.?

yantha cheppina nee"KOTHI"budhi maaradukadaa..!

andulonu smile okati,..

.......................................................................

233)jagrattaga step by step chudali.

1+1=2+2=4+4=8-3=5+2=7-3=4-1=3+6=9-5

=4-1=3-3=0

kopam vastuondi kada..

sachinollu,naaku ilaane pamparu...

.......................................................................

234)girl:i am radio my left ball is volume button

and my right ball is tuner.

boy:he pressed d two balls and asked where is d sound?

girl:a stupid put d plug first.

.......................................................................

235)this is crime story...

5 friends lived in a room,namely mad,brain,fool,

somebody,nobody.

oneday somebody killed nobody,that time

brain was in bathroom

mad called police.

mad:is it police station?

police:yes,what is the matter?

mad:somebody killed nobody.

police:are you mad?

mad:yes iam mad.

pol:dont you have brain?

mad:brain is in bathroom.

pol:u fool.

mad:no,fool is reading message..!!

ha ha ha

.......................................................................

236)press down u can see a girl

che neechuda oka aadadani

kosam inta kindaku digajarutava?.

.......................................................................

237)xcellent morning..

xecutive thinking..

xpress feelings..

xcite talents..

2 give u a peaceful&
a joyful life style

.......................................................................

238)sum people msg u b'coz they hav nothing to do,

others msg u so that u'wil msg dem too,

but me,i do coz message is my way of saying "i remember you".

.......................................................................

239)m=motivator

o=onlyone

t=truelove

h=heartiest

e=exceptional

r=responcible

love ur mother

.......................................................................

240)give ur whole heart to ur lover,

they will break it.

give the broken heart to ur friend,

they wil make it back.

that is friendship..

.......................................................................

241)peace-white
power-red

knowledge-yellow

development-green

love-pink

success-blue

i wish u these all colours come in ur life.wish u happy holi.

........................................................................

242)night is a nice gift,

so open the gift by closing ur eyes,

u will see another world waiting for u...

enjoy it with sweet dreams

"g..o..o..d..

n..i..g..h..t.."

.......................................................................

243)heart never hate the blood.

fish never hate the water.

flower never hate the honey.

earth never hate the rain.

such dat my heartbeat never hate ur friendship.

.......................................................................

244)"love+nammakam"='amma',

"bayam+prema"='nanna',

"playing+help"='brother&sis'

"kastam+istam"='lover'

"above all+life"='friend'

.......................................................................

245)count ur mornings by sunrises not sunsets;

count ur life wit smiles not with tears;

&

when life has reached its end,

count ur age by frnds not by years....

.......................................................................

246)can u think

"2+5=11"

how it came?

think..

think..
dnt knw?

use ur brain.

didnot get?

ok let me tel u how it came

by mistake..

.......................................................................

247)nite is not only for sleep.

its also to forget todays sorrow,

to dream todays joyness &to receive tomorrows happenings..

happy end of the day..

.......................................................................

248)life is not about finding the right person,

but creating the right relationship.

its not how much v care in the beginnig ,

but how much v care till end.

........................................................................

248)7 wonders in my world

7th

you

6th

ur style

5th

ursmile

4th
ur personality

3rd

ur nature

2nd

ur sms

1st

ur friendship

..

........................................................................

249)manasu unte msg pampandi.

abhimanam unte pic msg pampandi.

balance unte call cheyandi.

anni unte mee cell courier lo pampandi

.......................................................................

250)first night - dhoni says to his wife deepika how

can i play shots.

pitch is rough,gross not cut.

wife-what nonsence!last night yuvi scored century on this.

.......................................................................

251)boy to god:"god,give me 1 bag full of money,a job,1 big

vehicle full of girls.

god:"tadasthu,ur wish is fulfilled.

and he became

a bus conductor...
......................................................................

252)rajini kanth dailogs for b.tech students

1)nanna pandule regular lo pass aithai...

simham supplimentry lo pass aithadi.

2)"athiga pass ayye aadadhi,

asalu pass kani magadu bagupaddattu btech charitralo ledu.

3)"naa daari back locks daari for better dont come in

my way....

......................................................................

253)lyf is a "fixed call",

lover is a "missed call",

mother is a "important call",

but

friend is a "fevicol"

.......................................................................

254)elukalu rats

chudandi entha pani chesayo..

'

'

nenu pampina msg mottham tinesayi

gd ngt matram vadilesayi

......................................................................

255)u want n u get that is luck,

u want n wait that is time,

u want but compramise that is life,

n u want but sacrifice that is lov.

.....................................................................

256)once there was a king oka nite vetaki velladu.

vaadu vetaki velladu kabatti panukoledu...

neekem poye kaalam paduko..

....................................................................

257)prema oka shakthi.

shaktini

srustinchalime ,

nashanam cheyalemu,

oka rupam nundi maro

rupamki marchagalam.

e roju dipa,

repu rupa,

nxtday inko papa...

...................................................................

258)welcome the new morning with smile on ur face,

love in ur heart,

good thought in ur mind,

u will have a wonderful day.

...................................................................

259)words begin with abc,

numbers begin with 123,

song begin with sarigama,but

friendship begin with you&me.

...................................................................

260) (i)

am (l)ucky
 t(o)

ha(v)e

a fri(e)nd

like(u)

pass tis 2 all ur lovng frnds whome u nvr wnt to loose.

...................................................................

261)if you dont sms me

god will give you

lalus brain

mayavathis face

jayalalitas body

abdulkalaams hair style

atalbiharis walking style

be careful

....................................................................

262)cm ku seenu ledu

babu ku buddi ledu

kcr ku kanda ledu

bjp ku buddi ledu

vjayashanthi ku siggu ledu

mana chiru ku tiruguledu

....................................................................

263)luck is not in ur hands

but work is in ur hands

ur work can make ur luck

but luck cant make ur work

so always trust urself than ur luck.

....................................................................

264)chiru cinimaku friends tho vellu,

venki cinemaki family tho vellu,

nag cinemaki lover tho vellu,

but

balayya

cinemaku intlo cheppi vellu

.....................................................................

265)god love is greateful,

mother love is meaningful,

friends love is beautiful,

lover love is heartful,

but

friendship is beautiful.

.....................................................................

266)close ur eyes,

collect all d sweetest memories in ur heart...

think of all beautiful memory in ur life..

and

surrender urself to sweetestdreams..

.....................................................................

267)joke of the day what is difference b/w poision and alchohol?

if u drink alcohol ,u will dance around the people,

if u drink poision people will dance around u...!

......................................................................

268)devuda evaraithe naku

gudnight cheppakunda padukuntaro

vallaku kalalo

"balakrishna"

ravali,dance

cheyali,dailoge cheppali,

nidra lepi thoda kottali...?

......................................................................

269)all mornings are like paintings,

u need a little inspiration to get going,

a little smile to brighten up& an sms

frm someone who cares to color ur day.

.........................................................................

270)RAMU=suryodayam aindi melukondi.

REMO=hey!get up yar.

see beauty of sunrise.

APARICHITUDU=ne abba..rey tellarindi lera....!

........................................................................

271)watch tv9 news :

50 college girls are

admitted in apollo hospital for suicide attempt.

reason:

a smart boy "***" rejected their love.

........................................................................

272)past is experience!

present is experiment!

future is expectation!

use ur experiance in ur experiment to acheive ur expectation.

........................................................................

273)aeroplane?

write brothers

cycle?

macmillan

telephone?

grahambel

teliscope?

galilio

radio?

marconi

exam?

vethakandra

na kodukuni dorikthe sampeddam

......................................................................

274)aboy pulls a girl into a room,

locks the doors,

puts off the lights,

pulls her to d bed,

drags her into d blanket,

wat happend next?

he shows his radium watch.

.......................................................................

275)mosquito n ant get married on his first night mosquito

come outfrom room.

friends asked why u come out?

donga mokamdi all out pettukundi.

.......................................................................

276)on this cool night in ur cute room,

look at da bright moon wishing u sweet&melodius night

.......................................................................

277)wen apple becomes red, it is ready to eat.

wen banana becomes yellow,it is ready to eat.

wen a girl become 18,she is ready to

vote!!

god bless ur dirtymind

ull nvr change.

..........................................................................

278)we came the fear of not knowing any body,

but

we eil go with tears after knowing everybody

and dats called collegelife...

...........................................................................

279)hi,i am chinnu of lkg,b'sec.

i lost my pencil with a rubber attached.the

pencil costs rs 3/- .i dont know u,but if u

fwd this msg i will get 1 paise from icici bank.

if u have heart ot kidneys or lungs or whatever,plz dontneglect...

otherwise my mom will scolds me.

........................................................................................

280)lic launches new friendship policy

"jeevan dost"

assured friendship for life at premium of just 1 sms everyday.

to register smile now.

.....................................................................................................
.........................................

281)hey sms!

na friend ki hello cheppu.

save chestey thanks cheppu.

delete chestey sorry cheppu.

idi chadivi nannu gurthu cheskunte gudmrg cheppu.

.....................................................................................................
.........................................

282)wife is a received call,

girl is a dialled call,

aunty is a missed call,

lover is a waiting call,

but

friendship is a fevicol..
.....................................................................................................
..........................................

283)god love is greatful,

mother love is meaningful,

friends love is beautiful,

lover love is heartful,

friends love is beautiful makes it colourful..

.....................................................................................................
.........................................

284)college memories:-

one side love...

silent mode mobiles...

bus stop comedies...

canteen uncleared account....

escape from seniors...

last period bunks...

birthday treates...

last minute preparation..

overnite study for nextday exams..

friend-family functions..

internal marks problems..

mass bunks..

waiting 4 feb 14

shortage of pocket money..and attendnce..

these days will never come again..

.....................................................................................................
.........................................

285)sun is upset..

moon is happy...
why...?

because...

sun is missing u.

and moon is going to be with u.

g98.

.....................................................................................................
...........................................

286)friendship is the rainbow between two hearts.

sharing of 7 feelings.

love+sad+happy+truth+faith+sectet+helping=friendship.

.....................................................................................................
............................................

287)"the happiness of ur life depends upon the quality of ur

thoughts.

but the quality of ur thoughts depends on the persons whom u

meet in life"

.....................................................................................................
.........................................

289)never worry for the delay in success compared to others..

because the construction of pyramid takes more time than an

ordinary building.

.....................................................................................................
.........................................

290)luck is not in ur hands

but work is in ur hands

ur work can make ur luck

but luck cant make ur work

so always trust urself than ur luck.

....................................................................

291)feeling bore?
dont know what to do

open zip

put your hand in

take out

your books from the bag and read it ok.

......................................................................

292)death=where life ends

hate=where love ends

divorce=where marriage ends

ocean=where land ends

freindship=where i ends we begin..

......................................................................

293)1+1=?

?
?

em karma ra babu e question ki kuda answer cell lo

vetakala ye school mandi!

......................................................................

294)lotus born for water,

rose born for beauty,

jasmine born for smile,

u born for me,

i born for u,

but we born for friendship.

...............................................................................................

295)god created good heart,i got it;

he created good brain ,i got it;

he created good face,i got it;

god created good friend,o hello... dis time u got it!

...............................................................................................

296)ukg lovable guys

son:nenu school ponnu.

mom:enduku?

son:pani chestanu.

mom:ukg chadivi em pani chestav?

son:lkg girls ku tution chepthanu.

...............................................................................................

297)enti msgs pampadam ledu?

time leda?
msg offer leda?

intrest leda?

balance leda?

charging leda?

leka final ga pulini kadilinchey dhairyam leda?

...............................................................................................

298)friendship is gud network in the world,

no_reacharge,

no_roaming,

no_validity limit,

no_activation,

no_signl problem,

but dont switch of ur heart.

................................................................................................

299)our life begins with cry ,

our life ends with cry,

try to utilize this gap n laugh as much as possible betwiin these

cries..

...............................................................................................

300)never try alone to take the weight of a tear,that comes out of

ur heart

&

falls through ur eyes,

always remember a friend is here to share...

...............................................................................................

301)iam so concerned abt u ... i want 2 tel u dis from so long

...plz tak care of ur health especialy ur head.

bcoz
empty things break easily.

...............................................................................................

302)"kanulu kalalanumarchi povu"

"oopiri swaasanu marchipovu"

"vennela chandruni marchipovu"

"naa manasu nee snehaanni marchipodu".

yours&allways urs..

...............................................................................................

303)dog was chasing a sardar.

sardar was running but laughing.

a man asked y ur laughing ?

sardar replied i have airtel sim,

but hutch network following me...

...............................................................................................

304)why indian girls dont have intrest in sports?

only 10% girls playing games like tennis,chess,carrom,cricket etc.

because

90% girls playing with boys life...

...............................................................................................

305)before marriage life is a airtel.

"you can express ur self".

honeymoon time reliance

"always get in touch"

after honeymoon vodafone

"where you go our nerwork (wife) follows.

after one year idea

"an idea (wife) can change ur life.

after 10 years bsnl.

"subscriber is not reachable"

...............................................................................................

306)simple bye make us cry,

simple joke make us laugh,

simple touch make us feel better,

i hope my simple msg make u think of me...

...............................................................................................

307)feeling of love

moment of caring

smal smal sharing

stupid fights

2b 2gether in pain

creates a miracle called friendship...

...............................................................................................

308)the smiling moon the silent night the cool breeze

outside and all the shining stars are wishing u to close

ur eyes &go 2 sleep gnt

...............................................................................................

309)"udayaniki suryudu nestam,

vennelaki chandrudu nestam,

pedaviki chirunavvu nestam,

pushpaniki thummeda nestam,

alage eppatiki nuvve naku nestam.....

...................................................................................................

310) love is not winning someone but loosing urself 2 some one.

When Ur loved by some1 it’s not due to ur excellence

Of mind but purity Ur heart...

.....................................................................................................
...........................

311) wife-chalu aapandi raatri 12 nundi chestunnaru morning

Ayndi alasipoleda?

Husband-idemi chusav ee...Rojantha chesta endukante

Nakippudu sms free...!

.....................................................................................................
..........................

312) nvr chose a frnd without undrstndin&nvr lose a frnd coz

Of misundrstndin.

Care shud b in hrt & not in words.

Anger shud b in words & not in hrt..

.....................................................................................................
..........................

313) cares for one...

Who shares with u?

Share with one...

Who knows you?

Know the one...

Who miss u?

But,

Dont miss the one who is

"True to you"
.....................................................................................................
..........................

314)"the happiness of ur life depends up on the

Quality of Ur thoughts.

But

Quality of Ur thoughts depends up on the persons whom u

Meet in ur life..

.....................................................................................................
...........................

315) i knw wat Ur wearing 2day,

I saw it d other day & on many occasions u dont

Evn mak n

Efforts 2 change it!

U looks sweet in it

It’s...

Ur smile

wear it always.

.....................................................................................................
...........................

316) Silence is the best way to keep away from the problems.

Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems.

So have silent smiles always…..

…………………………………………………………………….................................
........

317) aku ralutu chepindi ee jeevitham saswatham kadani.

Puvvu vikasistu chepindi sneham chala goppadani.

Na manasu naku chepindi nee sneham ellapudu kavalani.

…………………………………………………………………………………………………….

318)7 colors make RAINBOW.

7 chords make MUSIC.

7days make a WEEK.

7 continents make the WORLD.

And

7 beautiful letters make us “FRIENDS”.

…………………………………………………………………………………………………....
.

319)148-films

98-hits

48-silverjublies

2-365days films

5-nandi awards

8-filmfare awards

More than 5 crores of fans

Ever no1 in telugu industry..

That’s chiru having stardom

Came for us to change our lives.so lets win our leader.

Vote for PRAJARAJYAM.

Rs.100 ke vanta saraku

Rs.100 ke vanta gyas.

…………………………………………………………………………………………………….

320) fear but dear more,

Argu but agre more,

Tak but listen more,

Punish but forgive more,

Den people wil luv u more dan u luv dem….!!!.

…………………………………………………………………………………………………….

321) raja rani mobile se bor hokar kabuthar le aye,

1 din kabuthar raja k pas aya par koi sandes nahi le aye.

Raja ko gussa aya, rani boli bewkuf ye MISS CALL tha...

…………………………………………………………………………………………………….

322) last night some devils came 2 me they wanted 2 trouble good
people,

So…!

I gave Ur name n address,

But

They said “oh! No v can’t disturb our boss”

……………………………………………………………………………………………………
……..

323) teacher: ninns nuvvu enduku school ki raledu.

Student: maa kodi guddu pettindi

Teacher: andulo vinta amundi

Student: vinta ledaa..

Nuvvu pettu chudhaam.

……………………………………………………………………………………………………
……..

324) friend is a silent gift of god…

Its more lovable, more strong, more strong,

More deep, more cleare, more close,more cool,like me my friend..

……………………………………………………………………………………………………
……..

325) when I call u 1 ring means I m missing u,

2rings means I like u,

3rings means I m thinking of u,

4 rings means I need u,

5 rings means IDIOT lift the phone .ok.

……………………………………………………………………………………………………
………

326)Life’s most deepest feelings are often expressed in silence…..

And the one who can read volumes from your silence is your
dearest person…

……………………………………………………………………………………………………
……..

327)F+frank in mind

R+real in love

I+icy in speech

E+endless support

N+nonstop advice

D+deep in care

S+sweet in behavior

……………………………………………………………………………………………………
……..

328)i smile at whome I like….

I cry for whom I care…

I share with whom I love…

I laugh with whom I enjoy…

And

I message 4r whome I never want to miss.

……………………………………………………………………………………………………
…..

329)all mornings are like paintings,

U need a little inspiration 2 get going,

Little smile 2 brighten up&a sms frm someone who cares 2 color ur
day!

…………………………………………………………………………………………...

330)not each & every feeling in life can b put properly in words.
Some joys r better expressed in silence,lik a smile holds more
meaning than

Laughter….

………………………………………………………………………………………………

331)a friend is a person who enters your world when the whole
world

Leaves yours….

………………………………………………………………………………………………..

332)attraction happens anytime .

Love happens sometime,

Marriage happens onetime,

But

Friend shipp happens lifetime…

………………………………………………………………………………………………...

333)night is a nice gift,

So open the gift by closing ur eyes u will c the another

World waiting for u…

Enjoy it wit sweet dream n also get wt drops as a gift

…………………………………………………………………………………………………

334)good people die earlier bcoz god loves them but

You are still on the earth

Bcoz some one somewhere loves you more than god….

………………………………………………………………………………………………..

335)each moment in a day has its own value.

morning brings HOPE.

afternoon brings FAITH.

evening brings LOVE.

night brings rest.

hope u will have al of dem everyday.

...............................................................................................

336)sardar:everyday in my dream monkeys play footbal.

dr:take dis medicine from 2 night.

sardar:can i start from tomorrow.

dr:y?

sardar:bcoz today night is final match.

........................................................

337)hi this is ATD (any time disturbance) service,

vr xperts in disturbing people in unexpected times,

hope ur satisfied with our service.thanq

........................................................

338)day wait 4r sun,..

ni8 wait 4r moon,..

farmers wait for son,..

politician wait 4 politics,...

but

i wait 4r,...

my sweet friends sweet sms,...

........................................................

339) "dream and aim are sensational words.

make ur dream as ur aim but never make ur aim as ur

dream..." remember....

........................................................

340)FLASH NEWS….

The orbitS white’ buffelo is dead,

Company is searching for new buffelo ,

Bcareful..!
I don’t want lose u..

Don’t go outside..

……………………………………………………………………………………

341)if u wait be happy u will wait forever but if u start to be happy

U will b happy forever live happiest life forever…

……………………………………………………………………………………

342)india

Japan

China

Pakistan

Usa

Canada

Andaman

Sri lanka

France etc…

Where ever u go ,

U never find sweet ,intelligent ,smart friend like me..

……………………………………………………………………………………

343)very touching story …

A little boy on his way to home saw a cute puppy …

He went near & touch it…

What a touching story !!

Ok ok..cool…

……………………………………………………………………………………

344)cell phone usage is very dangareous

&

It damages the brain

But

You are so lukky ,

No brain!

No problem!

so

No problem!

……………………………………………………………………………………

345)life means missing one and facing unexpected one ,when ur

near

No one remembers u but when u r far no one forgets u,that’s life ….

Miss u lot my friends..

…………………………………………………………………………………..

345)there was a beautiful girl named rexona & a handsome boy

named cinthol.

They both fell in love with each other.

Rexonas parents were hamam & margo ,

Cinthol’s parents were wheel & nirma,

Rexona approached her aunt 501 to convince their parents.

Their marriage was fixed at fair&lovely garden in medimix.

They invited their friends lux,dove,dettol,savlon,tide,fa,jo&others

After 1 year rexona & cinthol got twins johnson&johnson……..

……………………………………………………………………………………

346)life is a train

Love is a pain

Family is a chain

Experience is a gain

Knowledge is brain

But

Gudfriend is main

……………………………………………………………………………………

347)excellent quote :

Love with everything that u have…

U might get hurt,but it is the only way to love…

……………………………………………………………………………………

348)love is not winning some 1 but loosing urself 2 some1 when ur

loved by some1 its not due 2 ur excellence of mind but due 2 purity
ur heart……

…………………………………………………………………………………..

349)anandam chepparanidi,

Santhosham pattaranidi,

Kopam panikiranidi,

Prema cherigiponidi,

sneham maruvalenidi,

But

Nidra agalenidi.

…………………………………………………………………………………..

450)ravana:bhavathi biksham dehi

Sita: tiskondi swami

Ravana:geeta daatiraa

She came

Ravn:nenu swamini kadu ravanuni

Sita: aprilpool nenu sita nu kadu shakilani.

………………………………………………………………………………………………..

451)r u male or female?

Answer kosam kindiki choodandi

Haloo sir

Ikkada kadu mee kinda chuskondi.

………………………………………………………………………………………………..

452)time is valuable,

Good things are memorabable,

Bad things are forgettable,

But

Friend is remarkable in everyof ur life.

……………………………………………………………………………………………….

453)girl: I am radio my left ball is volume button and right button is

tuner.

Boy:he pressed two balls and asked where is d sound?

Girl:stupid put the plug first.

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454)g-genilia

o-oormila

o-oorvasi
d-deepika

n-nayanatara

i-iliana

g-gazala

h-hansica

t-trisha

have a figure ful night…

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455)there are two great days in a every1’s life:-

“the day we are born…

&

The day we prove why we born….”

Today its come..

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456)boomi kampistey” BOOKAMPAM”

Akasham agrahistey”BHARI VARSHAM”

Nippu akrosistey “BHASMAM”

Kaani samanyudi gunde garjistey “PRAJRAJYAM”

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457)real facts:when a girl cries “the world consoles her “

But shen a boy cries”come on man ,don’t be a girl “

If a girl slaps a boy”boy has done d mistake”

If boy slaps a girl”rascal doesn’t know to respect

To ladies”

If a boy talks to girls”he is flating”

If a girl is talking to boyz”she is frndly”

If a girl met wid the an accident then its mistake of others’

If a boy does “bloody don’t know how to drive”

Still people say “its MALE DOMINATED WORLD”

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458)hanumantuniki ram setha pelie ceyalani order vaccindi.pelie

kosam 500 monkeys

Kavali,499 vachaye.

Msg ragane nuvvu kuda bayaluderu.

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459)b.tech chadivite engineer ayi potav…

Mbbs chadivite doctor ayi potav..

Law chadivite lawyer ayi potav..

Ila waste sms lu chaduvutu pothe paniki raakunda potav

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460)nenu tea cup lo tea chudagalanu.

Nuvvu worldcup lo world chudagalava…

Ne cel ki na adress pampagalanu.

Na adress ki nee cell pampagalava…

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461)2 pigs talking while eating,

1st:are manam roju inta mandhidi thintam mari manadi evaru

thintarura…

2nd:ye uuko bey

Thinetappudu galeez maatal matladak..

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462)yesterday 7 angels came to me and asked d address of great,

Intelligent
 Excellent

Dynamic person

Den I said ur adress.

Chusava vallani ela fools chesano…

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463)evry life in this world written by gods own swit hands.thats

way I am tankful bcoz ven he

Wrote my life ,he included u as my swt friend…

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464)here’s

My love story

Intervel

The end.

Full suspense story kada…

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465)trees give pure air,

Sun gives pure light,

Experience gives pure knowledge,

But only friendship gives pure heart,

Keep my friendship forever….

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466)sneham…!

S:saswataminadi.

N:nijaminadi.

E:edurulenidi.

H:haani cheyanidi.

A:antulenidi.

M:maraninche daaka..thodu undedi…!

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467)har ilzam haqdar wo hame bana jate hai,

har khata k saza wo hame suna jate hai,

ham har baar khamosh reh jate hai,

kyunki wo apna hone ka haq jata jate hai…!

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468)khushbu me ehsas hota hai..

Dosti ka rishta khaas hota hai

Har baat ko wuban se kehna mumkin nahi esliya dosti ka naam

Viswas hota hai……!

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469)cell slokam:

Om cellayanamaha

Cell unte thrillayanamaha..

Bill vaste gundi jillayanamaha..

Bill pay chestey jebuki chillayanamahaa

Balance ledante bikarayanamaha

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470)a drop from ur eyes takes away a day of my life.

But a smile on ur face increses a moment of my life.

So my dear friend always keep smiling…

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471)judge:-say order order order..

Criminal:one plateidly dosha and cool drink.

Judge:shat up,

Criminal:no…no…no…7up

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472)2 lovers plan to suicide.

Boy jumped first , girl closed her eyes &return back saying that
love is blind.

Boy in air opened parachute saying love never dies…

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473)old friends are gold….!

New friends are daimonds…….!

If u get diamond don’t forget the gold….

Just fix the diamond in the gold..

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474)evrything in dis world Is so fine.

But evruthing in d world is not mine.

But 1 thing is so pure n devine .

Dts ur relation

Lukily its mine…

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475)LIFE means

L:love

I:incidents

F:friends

E:emotions

If f miss in life

Then life

Becomes lie

So don’t forget friends…

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476)friendship is seconds of introduction,

Minutes of discussion,

Hrs of attraction,

Days of construction,

Yrs of relation,

So maintain it with dedication,,,

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477)heartly welcome to cool morning,

Happy welcome to fresh morning,

Greate welcome to new morning

Lovely welcome to nice morning

I wish u gud mrng & have a successgul day

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478)balayya made a call to the airport

Asked,

“how long is the journey from punjab to america?”

Receptionist:’one second sir…

Balayya:ok,thank u…

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479)life is sin90=”1”

Love is cos90=”0”

But friendship is tan90=”infinity”

It has no limit in this universe.

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480)in india a survey was done tht hw many ppl want frndshp with
“balu”

1% says yes

0% says no

&

99% says:antha adrustam maku ekada?

Denikaina rasi undalee

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481)jo mujhe booljaaye:

Uska mobile tut jaye

Charger jal jaye

Sim lock ho jaye

Software ud jaye

Local call per std ka bil aaye

Local area may be roaming ho jaye..

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482)if each leaf of a tree is ur smile

Den I promis u my friend

I will water It through out my lyf 2 c ur evergreen smile …

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483)imagine the punch line if all d big companies start selling

condoms?

Pepsodent condom-raat bar dhishum dhishum

Colgate condom-ye hai hamara suraksha chakra

Nokia condom-connecting people

Mrf condom-extra rubber ,extra milage

Moov cndm-ah se ahaa tak

Mirinda cndm-zor ka jhatka dhire se lage

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484)u stole my memories,I excused,

U stoled my laugh ,I excused,

U stole my heart , I excused,

But this is 2 much return my dogs biscuit…

Its crying..

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485)a depressed boy asked swami vivekananda :can der be

anything worse than losing a gf.

He replied yes losing ur confidence of getting another one!

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486)every bad situation will have something positive in it.

Even a stopped clock shows correct time twice in a day think of this
and lead ur life.
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487)the full form of “amma”

a-annivelala

m-managurunchi

m-manasulo

a-alichinchedi

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488)hi ur very speacial to me so I wanna gift an ‘n73’ 4u!

‘nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnn

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnn’

Count chesi cgusko.

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489)3 golden rules:-

“who is helping you ,don’t forget them,who is loving you don’t hate
him,

Who is believing you don’t cheate them”

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490)wonderful air!

Beautiful moon!

Shining stars!

Excellent dream!

These all are waiting in ur door

They want 2 say nicely slept..

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491)william shakespeare said:

Friendship is not measured wen both take care of each other;

It is measured wen 1 ignores & d other still continues…

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492)teacher:which book is the most helpful book in ur life??

Student:my dad’s chequebook…

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493)my heart has 1” condition”

In that no one has “permission”

Only frnd like u has “admission”

Just maintain gud “relation”

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494)winds canchill,

Fire can burn ,

Rain can drizzle/

But the powerof ur smile can kill a healthy person….

So think before u smile.

Still smiling…oh,my god.

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495)did you have any lover b4 our marriage?

Wife:remains silent.

Hus:what is the meaning for silent?

Wife:don’t disturb while counting.

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496)mother advised her daughter

If a boy hugs ,you say don’t.

If he kisses ,you say stop.

Next day the girl told ,

‘amma,he did both together and I said DON’T STOP.

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497)v always look & care4 those whom v love n like the most,

But

V fail 2 look back 4 d people who love us the most,

Don’t miss such people in ur life…

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498)a rosy gudmorning to my lazy friend who is still drowsy on the

bed.

This crazy cool friend wishes u a dazzling day with smiles n fun…

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499)friend is asilent gift of god….

Its more lovable ,

More strong,

More deep,

More clear,

More close,

More cool,

Like u my friend…!

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500)whatever happens today just”relax”&”manage”

To make a smile.

Life is nota problem to be solved

But agift to be enjoyed.

Make everyday ur best day…

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501)my frnd ur friendshipis like sweetness n honey.smell n

jasmine ,voice of a singer

All dis r like 100%pure&best lide our friendship once again

gdmor…

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502)words starts with a b c

Century starts with 1 2 3

Music starts with sa re ga ma

But let ur day start with my sms…

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503)always keep ur lover’s photo in ur purse ,

When ever ur in big trouble see the photo.

U ll feel that no other problem bigger than this….

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504)daughter:amma edurinti vadi kandalu chuste na bra

titeavutundi…

Mother:aite ne bra vippi chupinchu vadi drayer tite avutundi.

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505)smile

s-sets ur mind free

m-makes u special

i-increace ur face value

l-lifts up spirit

e-erases al ur tensions

so keep smiling

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506)this isd most meaningful msg u mite hav ever read …

Man asked

“god giv me everything 2 enjoy lyf”

God replied

“I hav given u lyf 2 enjoy evrything “.

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507)love starts from eyes ,

Increase with affection,

Ends with ego.

Friendship starts with smile,

increase with understanding,

ends only with death….

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508)”when u feel sad .go 2 the mirror and say ,

”I am really so cute “.

U’ll overcome sadness.

But don’t make it a habit …

Coz liars go to hell”

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509)my b’tiful sms traveled dvr

My room

Roads

Buildings

Towers

Rivers

Lakes

Plants

Clouds

Satillite

Finaly reachd ur mobile 2 say gn8

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510)when life gives u a thousands of reasons to cry…

U show tht u have millon reasons to smile…

Keep smiling & enjoy life no matter how hard it may seem..

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511)east godavari district lo rajamundry railway station lo digi
20km duram bus lo vachi

1km nadichi velli akkada vunna baanala verraju gari home mundu 1
kommu virigina cow

Ku puttina chinna pilla meeda valina chikun gunya doma pettina

egg meeda promice,

Neeku gudmor cheppadanike e msg pampanu…

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512)good thought:if u love someone,’show it’,

Its better than to ‘tell it’.

If u hate someone ,’tell it’,

Its better than to,’showit’…

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513)life means

L:love

I:incidents

F:friends

E:emotions.

If ‘f’ miss inlife den life becomes “lie”.

So don’t forget “frnds”..

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514)life is a train ,

Love is a wine,

Wife is a pain,

Family is a chain,

eperiance is a gain,

knoledge is a brain,

but

friend ship is a cool rain…

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515)a normal person prays to god

“don’t give me problems”

But a great person prays to god

“giv me the power to face problems”

Always be greate

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516)the best words about ourself

“know about us before talking about others and think twice while
talking to

Others”

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517)a good person will always in memory…

A better person will always in dreams…

But a best person will always in heart…

Like me

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518)love is not winning someone.

But loosing urself to someone

Wen ur loved by someone its not due to your excellence

of mind but due 2 purity of ur heart.

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519)oh my dear ,

forget ur fear,

let all ur dreams be cleare,

never put tear,

plz hear,

I want to tell one thing in ur ear….

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520)adi 1927,

July 6 Friday,

Ardha raatri,

Time 12.10,

Oori bayata,

Smashanam daggara,

Telusukuni em chestav?

Lite tisko…

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521)god asked ,

Wat makes you happy?

He expected me to say wealth &fame.

Bt

Suddenly cell beeped &ur sms came.

I smiled and said this mekes me beautiful.

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522)shopkeeper:whad do you want sir

Balakrishna:8th class textbooks.

Shop keeper:stock over sir.

Balayya:then giv me a sets of 4th class text books.

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523)7 colours make RAINBOW.

7 chords make music.

7 days make a week.

7continents make the world and the

7 beautiful letters make us”friends”…..

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524)4 GOLDENRULES:

“who helping you ,don’t forget them”,

“Who liking you ,don’t hate them”,

“Who hoping u, don’t leave them”,

“Who trust you ,don’t cheat them”.

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525)success is like a beautiful lover.it will leave us at any time,but

failure is like a mother.

It will teach us some imptortant lessons of life….

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526)never become part of someones happiness,

Always become its reason!

Always become part of someones sadness,never become its reason.

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527)clouds gift rain.

Seas gift salt.

Sugarcanes gift sugar.

Airs gift oxygen.

Flowers gift smell.

Gods gift u.

Ur gift our friendship.

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528)one seed can create a forest .

One smile can start a relationship.

One touch can show love & care.

one friend can bring meaning to life.

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529)smile ever sad never,

Speak ever silence never,

Share ever hide never,

Care ever forgot never,

Because we friends forever..

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530)anonymous,As a rule,

Man is a fool.

When it is hot,he want it cool.when its cool he wants its hot.

Always wantingwhat is not.

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531)sardar:I lost my dog..

Police:put an adverticement in news paper…

Sardar:are yaar ….

Don’t be silly.my dog cant read news paper..

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532)a true friend is not lide te rain which pours and goes away.

A true friend is like the air.some times silent but always around u….

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533)honey said “ I amd sweetest in d world.”.

God laughed n said “I tink u have not met d person who is reading
this sms”..keepsmiling..

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534)baktudu:bagavan naaku badalu ivvu,

Dhukam ivvu,

tension ivvu,

narakam ivvu,himsa ivvu ,

torcher ivvu,

Bagawan:a bey saley oka word lo cheppu”wife “ kavalani.

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535)”tear is the silent language of love.”

When the tears come with reason-u got some problem.

But wen tears come without any reason-u miss some one…

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536)care is the sweetest essence in d world.

If some one says take care – it means u live in that person’s heart
till the last beat.

So always take care.

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537)little keys can open biglocks….

Simple words car reflect great thoghts….

Cute smile can cure heart blocks.

So keep smilings always…….

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538)personality can open doors,

But only character can keep them open..

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539)Sneham ante

Akasham kanna vishalaminadhi

Samudram kanna lothinadhi

Vennala kannachallaninadhi

Thena kanna maduramindhi

Pranani sytham lekka cheyandi sneham

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540)Vikasinchinna puvvu vadipothundhi

Udainchina suryudu asthmisthadu

Vennala tharuvathe cikatti vasthundi

Kanne sneham anedhi

Vadhe puvvu kaddu, asthaminche suryudu kaddu

Gammyam arughani chikatti anthakantenukadhu

Addhi kalakalam nelichi untundhi

Mallapuvvu kanna thellaninadhi sneham

Kokilla ganam kanna madhuraminadhi sneham

Jevithamlo marupuraani thiyyanina bandham snehamadhuryam

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541)nice friendship is like the breating air……..

You will never see them ….

But u will always feel their presence as I feel when I think of u.

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542)Naa ashaku shwasa nee sneham

Naa uhaku woopiri nee sneham

Naa thanuvuki pranam nee sneham

Naa nadakaku gammyam nee

sneham andhariki adarsham mana sneham

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543)Every sunset gives us one day less to live.

But every sunrise gives us one more day to hope….

So hope for best and live your life happily and successfully..!

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544)Hai ani cheppi, haiga vachhi,

Haiga matladutu, haiga navutu,

Haiga gundelo madura smruthulanu migilinche

Ne hai eppatiki manasulo haiga undalani ashinche yours friend.

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545)Love hold heart.

Heart hold feelings.

Feelings hold emotions.

Emotions hold tears.

Tears hold eyes.

My eyes hold u.

Because u hold my relationship…!

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546)ips

Ips

Ips
Ips

Ips

Ips

Hammayya.

Kastapadi ninnu ips chadivincha nachakapote cheppu repu ias

chadivistha…..

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547)Every nice friend is a gift of god.

Its one of life’s best blessing,

a priceless gift that can never be brought, sold or forgotten.

Just like you….

You are my close friend.

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548)“fallen flowers cant climb back “

So don’t think past, forget the past things,

Love the present. Live for the future with a beautiful and sweet
smile.

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549)when you need someone to be there for u and no one is

around, gaze up the sky…

You may not see me up there, but remember we are just under the
same sky…

I could never be far…!

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550)kurise vaanaku teliyadu tanu varadani,

Merise merupuku teliyadu tanu pidugani,

Urime mabbuku teliyadu tanu arupani,

chadive neeku teliyadu idi sollani.

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551)”be slow in,choosing a friend. And much slower while loosing

them.”

Because friendship is not an opperchunity.

It’s a sweet responcibility.

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552)A good person will always be in will always be in memory.

A better person always be in dreams,

But the best & sweet person like u always be in my heart….

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553)Start a newday with a clean heart.

No tears.

No fear.

No worry.

Be happy.

Have a nice day.

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554)How much wide the universe is…

How much deep the ocean is…

How much height the mountains are…

More than that my relationship is ever and ever.

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555)today d climate indicates dat kastalu nalani megaluga vaste
kani avi epatiki undav suryudu alaga mana kastalu velipoie sukalu
vastav…….

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556)One hurts u so that u may find someone who can heal u, if no

one is there to hurt u, u will never know the person who is always
there to care for u..

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557)Look at the clock and u see time.

Look in the heart and u see love.

Look in the eyes and u see life.

Look at your mobile, see who is thinking of u.

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558)”few relations in earth never die”

Want to know what is it?

F:few

R:relations

I:in

E:earth

N:never

D:die.

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559)Winter comes again and again.

Summer comes again and again.

But a person like u never comes again and again.

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560)One of the greatest illusions of life is that…

“we always believe there is more time in tomorrow than today…!

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561)sardar standing on the platform suddenly jums on track.

Man:rey potav.

Sdr:poyede nenu kadu ru nuvvu,train flatform meeda ki

vastundanta…

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562)My silent doesn’t means I forget u,

My disappearence doesn’t means I don’t care about u…

Because your always in my heart.

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563)“Life is five star”

Kind star is mother..

Action star is father…

Ultimate star is teacher..

Top star is lover….

Super star is friend…

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564)Friendship is like a war..

Easy to start.

Difficult to stop..

Impossible to forget…

So I’m on a war with u. I’ll never leave you.

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565)distance cant separate any one……..

Near cant bind anyone….

If feelings r true &from the heart ,

Just close ur eyes u can find the one u miss…1

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566)When friend stop being frank,

And useful to each other,

the whole world loses some of its radiance.

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567)Your friend is the man who knows all about you,

still likes u.

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568)Every normal person has 72 heart beats.

But for myself it is 73.

The extra one is ur sms. So send atleast once.

Other wise my heart stops beating.

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569)A single candle can illuminate an entire room.

A true friend lights up an entire life time.

Thanks for “bright light surface.”

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570)Only open heart receive love;

Only open mind receive feeling;

Only open hand receive touches;

Only sweet person receive my messages;

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571)we spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front
of us.

But what we forget is that,

Paths are made by walking ,

Not by waiting…

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572)Friend and blood have only one differene…..

Blood enters heart and flow out,

But friend enters in heart and stay inside for ever… and ever
and ever….

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573)THINK before u speak

T:it is true

H:will it help

I:is it inspiring

N:is it necessary

K:is it kind

Urs wods world will identify u.

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574)Walk in your own way…

Love in your own style…

Think in your own manner….

Talk in your own words…

Help in your own ways…

Build your own world….

That is attitude.

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575)rememberence is the sweetest flower in the garden of friend

ship .

A friend is a person who never thinks of the last 3letters of the

word fri”END”.

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576)in life when u get troubles don’t get nervous just close ur eyes
and follow the heart….

It may be in the left but always says right things…

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577)a nice quote about MOTHER TERESA

Love ur friends not their sisters.

Love ur sisters not their friends..

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578)m-ake d most of it

o-pen ur heart

and mind

R-remember 2 thanks god

n-ever frown

i-magine

me

n-othing 2 worry.

G-g00dmor.dear
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579)A faithful friend is a secure shelter, whoever finds one has

found a treasure.

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580)i with beauty of sweet prayers.

With sweetness of love and care.with sweet colour of blessings .

And with nice heart wishing u to hav a nice day.

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581)yesterday is a west paper.

Today is a news paper.

Tomorrow is a questionpaper.

Life is a answer paper so write carefully…

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582)Friendship with one self is all important, because without it

one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.

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583)Love is a big firewhich burns all d days of life……..

But

Friendship is a small lamp which brights till last day of life

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584)i sent my care to the wind and asked the wind to pass them to
u.

Whenever u feel the wind blowing on ur face,its me saying take

care…
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585)love is like a pant!

Friendship is lyk a chaddi!

Bcoz pant agar phat bhi jaye to chaddi izzat bacha leti hai!

Thanks for being my chaddi,,,

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586)Little is what “I know about u”

Lot is what “I like about u”

Affection is what “I learnt from u”

Ever lasting friendship is what “I expect from u”

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587)The moment you think of giving up…

Think of the reason why you held so long….

Do or Die is an old saying …

Do it before you Die is the new one..

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588)only 2 kind of people r very happy in this world 1 is mad and d

other is child.

Be mad to achieve wat u desire n be a child to enjoy wat u have…

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589)husband runs into his home &tells pack ur bag honey I won
10million in lottery.

Wife-do I pack for hills or beach?

Husband-who cares just pack &get lost!

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590)meeru prodhuna lechi muggurini lepandi valla muggurini

maromuggurni lepamanandi

Ila lazy nessni india nunchi tarimeddam.

Note : nannu matram lepakandi………..

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591)1904:1st world war-1cr people died.

1934-2nd world war-1.5cr people died,

1964:indo-pak war-1 lakh people died.

1998:kargil war-50000sodiers died.

2001:wta twintowers blost-2000 peopledied

2004:sunami 8000 people died,

2006:america-irac war 2500peole died,

2008:mumbai blasts -300 people died

These all are no matter.

But but but in 2009may 1 the most worst incident which kills 7crore
andhra people

Is going to happen.i.e. balakrishna movie mitrudu is releasing .

Beware of it and frwd tis msg 2 save atleast 10 people so that u can
save the oife of atleast 10 people .

Plz save ap

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592)thousands rain drop falls into sea water but some drops only
goes to pearl to that way I hav so my friends in my life but ur
special in my life….

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593)life is like a race between cat&rat rat mostly wins bcoz cat
running for food &

Rat for its life.

Remember purpose is important then need…….

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594)365 days

7weeks

24hours

60mins

1sec

1sec feel happy when u read my msg…

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595)some moments never be passed,

Some memory never b hidden,

Some sweet “friends”like u never be forgetten,

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596)every day god help u.

Every hour god love u.

Every minute god bless u.

U know why….?

Because every second I pray god take 2 care of u….

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597)love is life,life is not for love.

Love may fail in life.

Life should never fail in love.

So don’t spoil life in love.

But don’t forget love in life…

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598)a luvly friendship is lik stadin on wet cment!

The longer u stay; harder it is 2 leav&if u try 2 go ,

U cant go without leavin ur footprntz!

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599)when you r in light every one follow you but when you enter in
darkness ,even

Your own shadow will leave you.

That’s life ..think it and go on..

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600)i cant satisfyby wishin any moments to dis 800 million people
of d wrld …

Bt my heart wl satisfy by jst wishin u dis morning

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601)life may bring failuri,

Hardships ….

But theres alwaz a reason 2 smile that’s..

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602)devuda o manchi devuda matladataniki cellphone ichav,

Andulo sim card ichav,

Sms offer ichav,

Na sms chadavadaniki oka bakara nu ichav anduke nuvvu naku

nachav….
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603)nidralo puttindi “swapnam…..”,

Ningilo puttindi”kamalam…..”,

Neeto puttindi mana sneham

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604)jr ntr accident ki karanam telusa????

Kukka eduraithe brake kottadam marchipoyi thoda kottadu….

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605)evry day is special if u think so ,

Evry moment is memorabale if u feel so,

Life is wonedrful if you lead so….

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606)if u hav reasons for liking someone ,

Then ur using ur mind,

But if u liki someone for reason,then ur using ur heart…!!

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607)”it takes sixty five thousand errors before you are qualified to
make a roket”

Develop sucsess from failures…

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608)u look sweet when u recive my sms

look sweeter when u read it

u look sweetest when u smile

u look devil when u not send any reply..

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609)danger-if u meet it promptly and face it without flinching &fear

,

Half of it is already reduced…never run away from anyhing ,never…

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610)art of living

First of all,don’t make friends

If made ,don’t go close to them,

If liked then plz don’t leave them…

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611)sardar went to london hotel to eat the chicken but he forget

the name of english word “chicken”

Waiter:wht do u like to have sir?

Sardar:eggs mother…

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612)u can see the full moon once for month but u will b n my heart
for ever….

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613)’’always don’t adjust wit others in life ,

Mak sumtime for urself nd enjoy being urself as ur …

U wil not lose anyone if dey r really true to u…

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614)god asked me “wat do u want?”

Million dollars of a truefriend…

I said ..

Million dollars

B practical man kalisi karchu cheddam…

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615)ammailu…kavvistaru navvistaaru muripistaru maimaripistaru

pichivadini chestaru anduke abbilu acid postaru..

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616)as per the weather report there is a chance for heavy rain
across ur place for the next two days.

Use the rare opportunity ..

Don’t miss this chance take bath…..

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617)hi never mind what others do!

Do better than urself!

Beat ur own records every day and pray to god for a better
tomorrow!

Success will chase you…

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618)’special’ friend…

s-supports u

p-prays for u

e-encourages u

c-cares for u

i-inspires u

a-advises u

l-lovesu
hope we remain special always

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619)”opperchunities are like sunrises-if u wait too long,you miss

them”

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620)smoking is 1 minute kick.

Drinking is 1 hour kick

Love is some months kick.

But my friendship is lifelong kick.

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621)the most determinative & motivating sentence which shud

always be followed

In life….

The race is notover because 1 havent won yet …till we can…

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622)next time if it rains,

Try tocount the drops.

How much u count,

That much u like me…

How much u miss,

That much i like u dear…

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623)a single candle can illuminate an entire room ,

But a true friend like u can light up an entire life time tnx 4 d bright
lights of frnshp..
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624)people will always throw stones in ur path.

It depends on you what u make from it,

A wall or a bridge ..

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625) I trust u a lot bcoz u r my close friend but why do u talk

behind my back ?

Why doesn’t u tell me frankly?

Why u r telling everyone that I’m BORN SMART….

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626)”success seems to be connected with action. Successful people

keep moving. they make mistakes ,but they don’t quit”.

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627) sardar is opening a college…,

The name of the college is…,

WOMENS COLLEGE FOR BOYS!!

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628) Friendship is a priceless gift that cannot be bought or sold.

But its value is far greater, than a mountain of gold.

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629) Alochananu akshralalo maariste “kavitha”,

Voohaku rangulu jodiste “chitram”,

Snehaniki pranam poste adi “nee rupam”…

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630) Quote by Abdul kalam: I’m not a handsome guy …but I can
give my hand to someone who needs help..! Beauty is in heart not
in face…!

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631) friendship is a gift when new, a miracle when it’s true, but a
blessing when its u …

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632) no life without love, no answer without question, no rain

without cloud, no friendship without u…

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633) the reality of life: don’t depend on any one in this world
including Ur shadow bcoz even it will leave u when u r in darkness…

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634)u don’t hav 2 b super nice always, sumtimes u hav 2 show ur

bad side so dat u can make out those who can accept u evenur
worst mood n time…

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635) Joe: my uncle knew a month before his death the exact date
he was going to die. Moe: how did he know?

Joe: the judge told him…

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636) baby monkey: mom there is nobody 2 play with me all are
busy….mom monkey said wait baby this monkey will be free after
reading this sums’…
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637) Beauty and colors may attract the eyes but only a smile
appeals to the heart. So keep wearing that smile on Ur face.
Wishing miles of smiles in Ur life.

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638) relations never leave each other, never part, they just
sometimes sit silently, deep in each other’s heart saying “I am still
here, are you there?

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639) Golden words of Hitler: when u is in light, everything will

follow u. but when u enter dark, even Ur own shadow will not follow
u. that is life….

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640) I want 2 warn u, be in Ur limits...., don’t cross Ur boundary,

while sleeping. Otherwise u will fall 4m the bed....

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641) happiness is like a radio station. It broadcasts d signal all d

time. U just hav 2 learn how 2 tune Ur life and receive Ur favorite
channel…

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642) past is xperierence… present is xperiment… future is

expectation… use Ur experience in Ur experiment 4 Ur
expectations’ 4 excellent result

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643) alcohol is not the answer to all questions... swami
Vivekananda, but alcohol helps 2 forget to all questions… swami
vijayamalya…

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644) anveshinchedi manishi, akarshinchedi manasu, aganidi kalam,

antharinchi poyedi jeevitham, anunityam todundedi sneham…

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645) success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with ur hands in ur

pocket…

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646) tears are very true than a smile at anyone, but definitely u will
cry for the only one who is special to u…

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647) Never think more abt past it brings tears…don’t think more
abt future – it brings fears …live this second happily- it brings
cheers…

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648) Sardar: Na bag lo emundo chepithe Na baglo Unna apple istha,

alage enni unnayo chepithe, Unna 8 apple istha. You: orrai edaina
clue ivvara plz

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649) One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces…
one honest wish of sweet friend is stronger than thousand god’s
blessings

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650) U r far frm me, but Ur presence is always here in heart. I can’t
com 2 c u bt my msg can reach 4 u 2 say “my dear I am
remembering”…

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651) Friendship is like a beautiful bird, if u catches tightly it dies. If

u catch loosely it fly’s, but if u catch affectionately it remains with
u forever…

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652) Winning horse don’t knw y it run in race it run coz of beats &
pains lyf Is race , god is ur rider so if u r in pain thn think, god want
u 2 win….

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653) Ramakrishna, ur son is dead….hearing this Ramakrishna

jumps from 50th floor….suddenly at 35th floor he realizes, d don’t
hav son,20th floor I am not married ,…3rd floor shit I am not
Ramakrishna , I am cinema hero balakrishna….

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654) “You must learn from your past mistakes, but not lean on your
past success”…

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655) “loneliness teaches us everything in this world except how to

forget the person who made us lonely”

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656) Sacrifice is greater than love, character is greater than

beauty, humanity is greater than wealth, but nothing is greater
than…friendship…

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657) Beautiful life is just an imagination. But life is more beautiful

than imagination…

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658) Introducing t20 format in exams ….> reduce the exam time by
1 hour and total marks by 50

➢ Introduce break time for drinks n verification of answers

every 15 minutes
➢ Give free hit marks for unexpected n out of syllabus
questions
➢ Introducing first 30 minutes power play no invigilation in
class room
➢ Appoint cheer girls in every classroom, they will hav to
dance whenever a student takes an extra additional answer
sheet…..!

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659) Oka kodi chicken shop mundhu Ki velli thoda kottindhi…!

Enduko cheppuko ….dani thoda, dhani ishtam… nikendhuku Pani
Chusuko…

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670) Heart receives “feeling”,mind receives “wisdom”, hands

receive“gifts”, and a special frnd like u receive my sweet sms…

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671) Friendship requires little effort …even when friends are busy
with their own lives ,a simple sms reminds each other that u r not
forgotten…

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672) Follow two things for lifelong friendship …. 1st don’t talk when
u r angry…. 2nd don’t take the words seriously from a friend who is
angry…

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673) Flowers never know how beautiful it is, sea never knows how
deep it is same way u never know how valuable u r 2 me…u r
special frnd to me….

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674) Plz pass this 2 all Ur frnds. If u hav a heart plz help him …’ a
boy urgently needs 3 bottles of r. c. beer with chicken ….urgent…

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675) Balayya meets aishwarya rai in filmfare awards… Balayya:

sorry aish naku English teliyadu, Hindi teliyadu. Aishwarya: sorry
naku nuvvu evaro teliyadu…

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676) never break 4 things in life… trust, promise, relation, heart, b

coz when they break they don’t make noise but pains lot…

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677) three fastest means of communicaton… telephone, television,

tell to woman, need still faster tell her not to tell anyone…

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678) life ends when u stop dreaming. Love ends when u stops
believing. Hope ends when u stop thinking. But our friendship ends
never stop breathing…

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679) 1 stone is enough 2 break a glass, 1 sentence enough 2 break

a heart, 1 second enough 2 fall in love, 1 sms enough 2 keep
friendship alive…

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680) bye is a little word that cause so much pain for the person
who love u lot and miss u lot. So never say bye always say meet u
again…

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681) why do we hav so many temples, if god is everywhere. A wise

man said – air is everywhere but we still need a fan to feel it

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682) feeling of togetherness, moment of caring, small small

sharing, chota chota fights 2b together in pains, creats the miracle
called friendship…

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683) see d good in every 1. Be blind to d faults of others. Its brings

in Ur life. Things don’t change, u change Ur way of looking at them

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684)Tree is green…. Sea is blue… night is black… milk is white …

but friends are red…. Because …my friends are my blood… to me

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685)Plz don’t delete without reading I am actor BALAKRISHNA.

Suffering 4m disease flopper. I did d film SIMHA as u knw did 2
will bflop as my previous. If u 4wrd dis msg I will get 10
PS/sms. All network agreed. Plz help me 2 regain producers’
money. Keep smiling…

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686)Na aashaku swasa ne sneham Na oohaku oopiri ne sneham

Na thanuvuku pranam ne sneham Na nadakaku gamyam ne
sneham andariki adarsham mana sneham. ..

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687)So happy moment’s r in Ur hands, chance is urs to make

them grand….! , Ur happy life is blessed in land choice is urs to
make it grand….!

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688)Every morning, when I wake up., I want 2 see a beautiful

face… so I want fix photo In ur room, plz send a latest
laminated large size …mirror…

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689)Every friends can say “I can understand ur feelings” , but a

true friend will alwaz say “ I can feel ur feeling”, that is the
true love of friendship…

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690)“Never allow a girl to talk too much to u…! or else later she
wil make u talk alone..

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 691)“Never explain urself 2 anyone bcoz …person who likes u
doesn’t need it… & d person who dislikes u won’t believe it….

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692)Friendship means…. A lovely heart that never hates a cute

smile that never fades, smooth touch that never hurts &
strong relationship that never end…

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693)A beautiful understanding abt life: “ your problem is never

really ur problem., your reaction to the problem is really your
problem”

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694)U can see many faces which smiles for u …. But it’s difficult
to get an eyes which cries only for u. Ever u miss that faces ,
but never miss that eyes…

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695)In Ur life doesn’t miss the smile, don’t miss the tears, don’t
miss the great moments, don’t miss the happiness, & don’t miss
me to be as a lifelong....

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696)Be simple but look stylish. Be tough but look soft. Be tensed
but look cool. Be a winner but look like a beginner. That is way 2
lead lives...
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697) Fine friends open my eyes, smart friends open my mind, but
only sweet friend like you open my heart...

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698) Beautiful quote: ' if the looser keep his smile, the winner will
lose the thrill of victory...

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699) In life wen u face troubles, don’t get nervous. Just close Ur
eyes and follow Ur heart because heart may be in left but always
says right...

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700) respect the old when ur young, help the weak when ur strong,
confess the fault when ur wrong, becoz one day in life u will be old,
weak and wrong...

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701) Chandrudu leni vennelela, devudu leni kovelela, manasu leni

manishela, kavi leni kavithalela, neevu leni snehamela...

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703) Getting a friend is easy choosing a friend is difficult

maintaining a friend is talent. Continuing the friendship is god’s
gift you are one of my gift...

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704) Sweet fruits r nice to eat, sweet words r easy 2 say, but…
sweet people r hard 2 find… u r really great…how did u find me…

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705) 2 walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tuff. Being missed by some 1
is nice but missing some 1 is painful. So don’t miss any 1 in Ur life
stay connected always…

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706) A clay pot having milk will be ranked higher than a golden pot
having poisoned not our outer glamour but our inner virtues make
us valuable…

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707) Memories r sweeter Dan meetings, how far away da persons,

their memories will be so close… so love to miss d person whom u
liked most…

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708) If someone dies early, people say god loves him very much…
but u r still on earth , it means someone on earth loves u more
than….god

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709) One seed can create a forest. One smile can start a relation.
One touch can show love and care…. One friend can bring meaning
to life…

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710) I nvr searched BT I found u. I nvr askd BT I hav u. I nvr wishd
BT it came true. I thank god for giving me a sweet frnd like u

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711) Missing someone when you are alone is not affection… but
thinking of someone even when u busy is called real affection…

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712) Never be proud , nor be depressed 4 wat u r & the position u

hold…bcos after a game of chess, the king & the solders go into the
same box…

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713) Luck is not in Ur hands. But work in ur hands… you work can
make luck but luck can’t make ur work..

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714) Why do we all marry… bcoz love & romance r not d only
element of life… we should also know horror, terror, suspense,
stupidity & tragedy

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715) In life many people help u when is it suits them… but very few
help when it suits u…make the few ur friends…& … the few to the
many…

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716) if u want to enjoy always think today is the 1st day, but u want
to achieve something always think today is the last day…
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717) manasuloni mounama, palukuloni bhavama, kanulaloni

kaavyama, chediri poni swapnama, maruvaleni snehama, nannu
mariachi poku mithrama….

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718) Only few true loving hearts can easily identify some little lies
in ur smile & some more truth in ur tears…never miss them in ur
life…

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719) The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes u
a good morning, hoping that u have the perfect day…

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720) Live 4 something rather than die for nothing everything has
been figured out, except how 2 live, when u r good 2 others, Ur
best 2 Ur self…

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721) Expression of the face can be seen by everyone. But

depression of the heart can be seen only by the best one…

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722) Invite god into d chemistry of life. He will dilute ur sorrows,

evaporate ur worries, filter ur mistakes, and leave u with crystals
of happiness…
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723) A good heart is better than… the most beautiful face…beauty

is just a skin depth… find a good heart which cares 4 u lifelong…

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724) Friendship must be like eyes, because they move together,

they see together, they sleep together, but they never like to see
tears of each other…

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725) If u cannot find the brighter side of life… then, polish the
darker side…” attitude of adjustment is the instrument to lead a
life …

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726) If u really love ur friends forward this msg to 9close frnds

including me if 3 cum back, ur loved one will b with u in future
4ever…don’t break it plz…

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727) Life is like a book: each day a new page with adventures to
experience, lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate
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728) success & excuse do not walk together, if u want excuse

forget abt success, & if u want success do not give excuse…

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but look cool.be a beginner but look winner. That is way of life …

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730) Balayya nxt movie ‘simha’ tickets advance booking in net

through: www.suicide.com,www.how 2die.com,
www.endforlife.com, www.diesoon.com,…

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731) Learn to express rather than impress, expressing evokes a me

too attitude while impressing evokes a so what attitude feel the
best difference…

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732) Top 3 sweetest sleeps:

1. Sleep on moms lap when v r tired,

2. Sleeping on lovers shoulder when v r sad nd

3. Sleeping wid open eyes when in class

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733) Talent will take u to the high position. But, good character
only helps u to maintain high position,,, be always genuine. Win all
the hearts…

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shared to all ur frnds

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735) whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & amp, and manage to
make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 b solved but a gift 2 b enjoyed
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736) 38% f doctors in usa r Indians, 12% scientists in usa r Indians,

36% f nasa scientists r Indians, 34% f Microsoft employees r
Indians, 17% f Intel employees r Indians, 28% of ibm employees r
Indians, Indians r great but India not if al this brilliant fools had
workd for India we wud hav raced us in da world...

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737) a smile can open a heart faster than a key can open a door.
Smiles are free don’t save them brighten the world with Ur smile …

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738) sometimes our ambitions get flop, sometimes our assumptions

go wrong, but our goal is still waiting for us, be positive & be
active…

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739) I read in d newspaper dat sending sms to frds means wastage

of time & money. So, I decided 2 stop reading newspaper.

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740) Live with a person who understands u rather than one who
loves u. bcoz d 1 who understands u will automatically luv u but d
one who love u may fail to understand u…

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741) Frnds r very bad bcoz, 1. They occupy our heart. 2. They don’t
pay rent. 3. They don’t vacate easily. 4. When they leave, they
break the heart…

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742) Always try to spend few seconds for your friends even you are
busy. Bcoz one day u can get free time but not ur friends back

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743) Why do girls look beautiful…is it real or due to makeup…all

girls look beautiful because…boys hav good imaginations….

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744) a good thought: patience is not abt waiting, it is more abt

waiting how’d person behaves while waiting…

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745) If u get my sms, I am smart. If u saves my sms agree I am

smart. If u fwd. my sms, u r spreading I’m smart,. If u delete my
sms Ur jealous bcoz, I’m smart….

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746) soft speech, clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands,

focused mind, determined decision with god’s love always makes u
winner in life
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747)if u r chocolate u r sweetest, if u r a teddy bear u r most

cutest, if u r a star u r brightest, and if u r my frnd…oh my god ur
luckiest…

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748) dictionary says that open & close are opposites… but lessons
of life teaches that v r open only wid those wid whom v r close….

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749) the most painful moments in college life:

1. A close frnd avoiding u without reason

2. Hod sitting near u during college tour

3. Dear one suddenly stopped msging u

4. Ten mark qn asked for 2 marks

5. Frnd calling on bday n not wishing

6. Deleting this msg without frwding it to Ur loving frnds

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750) I am not a handsome guy. But I can give my hand to someone

who need help. Beauty is in heart not in face….

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751) a night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day,
and a good morning…
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752) never forget a day in ur life. Bcoz a good day gives us

happiness and a bad day gives us experience. Both are essential in
our life. So enjoy everyday…

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753) a tiger was giving love success party 2 his frnds. A cat came
there and danced. Tiger asked who r u… cat said I was also a tiger
before falling in love…

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754) life is like a piano. White keys r happy moments and black
keys r sad moments…but remember both keys r played together to
give sweet music…

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755) I don’t believe in taking right decisions I take decisions and

make them tight….so believe in ur ability and efforts…..ratan
Tata…

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756) Twice I did well, but that I heard never…once I did badly and
that I heard ever…this is world…

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757) Friends r amazing when they are new they r wonderful when
they r true but do u know they r a blessing when they r like u….
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758) funny bt true… hundred words don’t give pain when a teacher
takes class…but true friends silence in d xm hall hurts a lot…

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759) if ur eyes r sweet u would like all d people of d world … but if

ur heart is sweet al d people of d world will like u…

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760) a great man said…I cried when I had no shoes, but I stopped
crying, when I saw a man without legs…life is full of blessings sum
times v don’t understand it…

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761) between yesterday’s mistakes & tomorrows hope, there is a

fantastic opportunity called today…live it…love it…enjoy it…the day
is urs…

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762) Nature has given u a face to provide expression… but always

be careful…ur each expression will leave an impression in others
heart…

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763) Never ask for a smile, just give it…ever expect love from
others, just love them…ever say I can’t live without u; just say I live
for u…
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764) Change is the nature of life but, challenge is the aim of life so
challenge the changes but not change the challenges…

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765) When something valuable is near us we won’t care for it…but

when we miss that precious thing we start feeling for it…

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766) Golden quote by Abraham linkan…if friendship is ur weakest

point, then u are the strongest person in the world...

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767) Beauty tip: if u wants 2 protect Ur face from dust, mud and
other such things then apply ASIAN PAINTS EXTERIOR EMULSION…
7yrs guarantee

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768) My care will be in the heart, and not in words…my anger will
be in words , and not in the heart…

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769) Diff b/w teacher and life….teacher teaches lesson and then
takes examination …but life takes examination first then teaches….

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770) Kuntodi chestilo jagging shoe, guddodi chetilo remote control,
moogodi chetilo mike, chevitodi chetilo f.m, nee chetilo cellphone
karma ra babu…

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771) Search a beautiful heart but do not search a beautiful face,

beautiful things r not always good, but good things r always
beautiful…

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772) Care is the sweetest essence in d world. If some 1 says take

care it means u live in that persons heart till the last bear….

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773)life can be happier & stress less if v remember 1 simple

thought v cant hav all that we desire but god will giv us all that we
deserve

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774) Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember

others may hate u. but those who hate u do not win unless u hates
them…

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775) U r far frm me but Ur presence is always here in my heart, I

may not come 2u but my msg can reach 2 u 2 say I am still
remembering u…

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776) Clouds may cover sun but it never stops shining like u v may
not b 2gether every time but u always shines in my heart as my
best frnd…

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778) whn u get time call me I need 2 talk 2 u abt something

personal….charminar is 4 sale shall v both buy it…

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779) the only thing in life u regret are those risks u didnt take....

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780) a simple way 2 be fulfilled in a relationoship is 2 express ur

needs listen 2 other’s need...

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781) Feel good when somebody miss u.

Feel better when somebody loves u.

But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

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782) Number of persons loving u is determined by number of hands

that come 2 wipes Ur tears...

But don’t expert me there bcoz I won’t let u cry...

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783) Some of the UN reusable facts of today’s world:

Today we have bigger houses but small families,

More degrees but less common sense,

Advanced medicines but poor health,

Touched moon but no contact with neighbours,

More income but less peace of mind,

Even though free sms have no intention to send us

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784)alphabet 0 stands for opportunity,

which is absent in yesterday,

Avaliable once in today&thrice in tomorrow . do nt worry 4

yesterday.

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785)”the hands working can accomplish more than a thousand

clasped in prayer”.work is god

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786)dont read success story ,read only failure story ,bcoz from
failure story you new idea to win from story you get only message.

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787)failure also looks beautiful ,when u have a loved one to

support u...

Success also hurts,when u dont have a lovoed one to support u...

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788)dont aim to be a slave in heaven,aim to be the king of hell-
alexander.

Ur berth may be common,but death should be a history.

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789)a girl come in to class rwith new slippers a boy told

her:cheppulu bagunnai...

She:theeyaala?

Boy:battalu inka bagunnai...

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800)kanulaloni roopama manasuloni mounama

Cheppaleni bhavama

Mataloni madhurima

“snehaniki”chirunama adi neeeve na “nestama”.

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801) if u hav reasons for liking someone , then u r using ur mind…

but if u hav no reason for friendship then u r using ur heart…

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802) its a nice feeling when someone thinks abt u, it feels much
better when u know thatsomeone never ever forgets u my dearest
frnd...

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811)wife says to husband: “evandi mana pelli chesina purohitudu
heart attackto poyadanta”

Husband:”chesina papam urike potunda”

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812)love the heart that hurts you but never hurt the heart that
loves you bcoz a friend is some one with whom you dare to be
urself ok

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813)to think it is not possible is sgowing disrespect to god who

endowed us with the spirit of everything ir possible

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814)payaninche darulu annunna chere gamyam okate,

Kane kalalu ennunna chigurinche swapnam okkate,

Telisina parichayalu ennuna nilichedi mana sneham okate...

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815)first we never knew each other.but chains of regulation ship

brought us together.we may or may not stay together.

But let us try not forget each other.

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816)winning is the problem but losing is the formula so better

know the formula before solving the problem...

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817)when any tension creps into ur mind,

Just close ur eyes,

Think of me & see ur fingers,

U’l find my fingers cluctched into urs.

2say,dontworry.i am with u..

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818)if u want to build a ship,

Dont herd ppl together 2 collect wood & dont assign them work,
but teach them to long 4 dendless immensity of d sea

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819)i wish our friendshhip comes to an end.

Only when u see an apple in an orange tree which is being eaten by

a dinosar on the 30th day of february.

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820)”again and again,

The impossible problem is solved when we see that the problem is

only atouch decision waiting to be made”...

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821)wife going to USA

Wiffe::do you want anything from USA?

Husband::ya...english girl.
Wife returned.

Husband::wait for 9 months.

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822)FRIENDSHIP is a one way road to be travelled by two with hand

in hand to care,to share,to forgive,to love,to silently “i am with u “
dear.

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823)’achievers never expose themselves,

But their achevements expose them’...

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824)a goodway to differntiate love and frndshp “with out u ,i cant

live”-is love.

“u must live,iam without u”-frndshp

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825)RAVANA:cigerate unda?

HANUMAN:ledu.

RAMUDU:oka pack undiga

HANUMAN:musukondi prabhu aa nakodukki padi thalakayslunnai

motham pack khatham chestadu...

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826)have an icy icy morning with buttering messages,

Chocolaty calls,
Creamy thoughts,

Fruity funs wit plumpy play nd jumpy joys

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827)7 tips to be happy in life:

1:never be late,

2:don’t cheat,

3:live simple,

4:expect little,

5:work more,

6:always smile,

7:say my name 101 times daily ..!

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828)the sun never ends the ocean never stops flowing their s no
end for our friendship ...

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829)sweet in ur speech!

Talent in ur mind!

Clean in ur heart!

Peace in ur eyes!

Strength in ur hands

Hope u always min in ur life..

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830)boy: u look like my wife.

Girl(surprisingly):oh,whts ur wifes name?

Boy:i m not yet married !

Moral:learn new methods to propose

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831)neekosam oka sambandam vachindi father hardware lo

unnadu, thalli software lo undi, tammudu footware lo unnadu pilla
kevalam underwear lo undi enjoy chesuko..

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832)when u kiss a britesh girl she says kiss me hard,

When u kiss a American girl she say kiss me slow,

When u kiss a Indian girl she says don’t tell any body

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833)”a single word spoken at the time of anger is more poisonous

and which makes us to forger the hundred lovable

Conversation within a minute...”

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834)frndship is a soft feelings of heart,

But its very hard 2 feel ,

And wen it feels,

Its too hard 2 drop.

Bcz true frndship happns once in life...

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835)balakrishna writing exam by standing at the door another guy
asks”meeru door daggara nilabadi exam enduku

Raastunnaru”.

Balakrishna:”pichoda entrance exam ra”

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836)6 rare GIFTS given by god...

Dad’s hug,

Mom,s love,

Brothers fight,

Grandmas extra caring

Lovers affection

Its me yaar

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837)best relations dnt need any promises,

Terms or conditions.

They jst need 2 wonderful people

One who can trust n 1 who can understand..

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838)kastam vachina...

Dukham vachina...

Anandham vachina...

Phone chesi natho panchuko..

Endukante naku incoming freee

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839)everlasting lines:

No persons in the world are having the ability to stop their tears
when their loved one says them,

Dont leave me i need you..

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840)bhuladena use jo rula jaye yad rakhna use jo nibha jaye vake
apse karnge bahut log mgar apne kilki bat kehna

Jiske bina 1pal na jiya jaye..

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841)challati chirugali neku thiyani jola padutunte,

Challani chandamama neku vennela duppati kapputunte,

Kammani kalala vadilo prasantamga nidrapo nestama...

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842)when things go wrong,

When sadness fills ur heart,

When tears flow in ur eyes always remember 3 things:

I’m with u

U hav money and

Bar is open ...

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843)jaan teri yadme ankhe jara bhigo lu udas raat ki tanhai me so

lu ,

Akele gum ke bojh ab smbhlta nhi agr tu mil jaye tujse lipat karo
lu...

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844)”never get too attachedto any 1 unles thy also feel same
towards u,

Bcoz atachments always lead 2 expectation n expectation n

expectatn always leads to disapointmnts”

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845)silly thing about “love” whn u get ,

‘little’,u want more whn u get more,

Whn u get more,

U desire more bt whn u loose it, u realize even little was enough...

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846)5th class boy ask teacher “can a 10 year girl be a pregnant”?

Teacher:no chance.

Then boy turned back &said “hey roopa” no chance dont worry”

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847)life is a oneway road...

Where,u can see back.

But, u cant go back.

So dont miss anything enjoy every second of life....

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848)one advice take care,

One request dont change,

One wish dont forget me,

One lie i hate u,

One hope we will always be friends...

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849)fear freezes ones will to grow,

The flame of truth is the only thing that will varies ths frozen state
of being...

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850)the passions need not ,and cannot be eradicated but they can
be educated and turned into a different channel

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851)ninnu best frnd anukunna inta mosam chestavanukoledu naku

budhi vachindi nato matladaku nuvvu naku

Enduku cheppaledu 2 santoor soaps konte oka pen free ani

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852)the most painful moments in life:

1.loving frnd avoiding u without reason.

2.HOD sitting near u during college tour..

3.dear one suddenly stopped msging u

4.10mark bit asked for 2 marks.

5.frnd caling on bday not wishing.

6.deleting this msg without frwding it to ur loving frnds.....

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853)i dont know how many meter makes a mile,

Also dont know how many river makes a nile,

But i always smile when i see ur name on my mobile..

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854)gudn8

Forward this msg to 10 people

U will get nothing,

Its true,

Its working,

even i didnt get any thing!

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855)rose is famous for grace.

Advocate is famous for case.

Horse is famous for race.

But smile is famous on ur face,so keep smile always

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856)after a kiss girl silently says 2 the boy

Kiss me once again n i will b urs 4ever

Boy-thanks 4 d warning

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857)rose is a flowr that lives 4 an hr,

Bt frndshp is a power that lives 4ever

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858)sardar removing 2 wheels from his car........

A man asks :why ru removing wheel from ur car?

Sardar:u stupid see the board,’parking’ for 2 wheeler only..

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859)frogs asks astrologer:”plz tell my future”

Astro:a young smart girl wil touch u.

Frog:great!great wen & where ...

Astro:next semister in zology lab.

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860)life means “missing one & facing unexpected one”.when u r

near,no one remembers u..

But..

When u r far no one 4gets u,thats life..

Missing u a lot dear

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861)teeth said 2 tongue:”if i just pres u little,u will get cut”.

Tongue replied:”if i misuse one word against someone then ur 32

will come out..”

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862)met u as a stranger ,took u as a frnd,hope our frndshp never

ends...

Many hands i shake ,many frnds i make,best of dem r few ,one of

dem is u...

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863)tear of eyes r valuble,

speech of lips r powerful,

heart with love is beautiful,

life with a friend like u is more wonderful...

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864)never try to examine ur luv relations bcoz they are like

daimonds when you hit them they dont break but may ship away
but may ship away from ur life....

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865)aye hawa usko bas itna bata dena itna aasan nahi he use bhula
dena uski yaadein bhi uske jaisi he use aata hai sirf humhe rula
dena...
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866)the importance of a good friend in our lives is like d

importance of our heartbeats...

Though they r not visible ,

They silently support our life...

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867)love rights:

Kabhi kisise pyar mat karna,

Ho jaye to kabhi inkar mat karna,

Nibha sake to chal padna,

Varna kisi jindagi barbad mat karna..

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868)”beautiful life is just an imagination ...

But

Life is more beautiful than imagination...”

So enjoy every moment of life...

Keep smiling

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869)3 beautiful quotes:

“deepest feeling always felt in silence”

“there is no tru lov without jealousy”

“a thing lost is always valued d most”

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870)every successful person has a painful story.

Every painful story has a successful ending.

Accept the pain and get ready for succcess.

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871)life can give you a hundred reasons to cry ,

But you can give life a thousand reasons to smile.

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872)lovely place”kashmir”,

Lovely number “143”,

Lovely day “14th feb”

Lovely organ”heart”

Lovely measurement “taj”

Lovely gift “rose”

Lovely friend “you”.

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873)why do donkey eat grass??

???

Ooooopppssss

Iam sorry.its ur personal matter..

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874)dear god,thank you for making me healthy.

Can you also make me sexy?

If you cant make me sexy,please make all my friends fat..

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875)how amazing,a mother makes her son “inteligent” in 20yrs,

But a girl makes him fool in 20min by using word love1!

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876)friends r like underware,

Always comfort.

Good friends r like condom,

Always protecting.

Great friends are like viagra,lift up when u---

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877)smile is the lighting system of the faace....

Cooling system of the heart...

Charging system of mind...

So keep smiling always...

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878)kalaloki vastavu “sms” laga ,

Manasulo vundipotavu “ringtone” laga,

Mana sneham takkuva kakudadu “balance” laga,

nuvvu busy ga vundaku”network” laga…..

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879)if u fail in semxams,

N if sir calls u n ask,remember bommarillu climax…..

Antha meere chesaru,

Nenu fail kavadaniki karanam mottam meere ..meere cheppindi

chadavaleka,naaku nacchindi chaduvukoleka e

Aaru nelalu nenu narakam chusanu.ela chadavalo,em chadavalo

kuda meere chepte ika mem enduku sir?

Burralo ki ekkatledu.

E aaru nelalu meeru gelicharukuntunnara?

Mimmalni gelipinchataniki,istam lekunna mi clas vini nenu

oodipotunnanu sir…

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880)”I will always choose a llazy person 2 do a difficult job coz,

Definitely he will find an easy way 2 do it”-bill gate…

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881)days are 2 busy,

Hours r 2 fast,

Seconds are 2 few,

But theres always TIME for ME to wish u GE..

But 4 u?

I don’t think so…..

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882)”wen u miss someone,

The person is definitely special for u.

But if the person is so special,

Why u miss them,just keep in touch”

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883)most used alphabet “a” dosnt appear in spellings of 1-999,

It apears 4 d 1st time in 1000&continues ..

Moral: success requires patience & faith…

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884)cute feel:my hands never pain when typing message for u,

But my heart always pains nd feels bad when there is no reply from
you…

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885)a caring person doesnot cal n speak he makes it with a simple

sms.sms is not what da mouth speaks.it is what

Da heart really feels my frnd..

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886)meri aasuon ka har ek katra,

Tere dosti ki naishani hai,

Jise tum samjho to moti hai,

Na samjho to pani hai…

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887)love a friend who hurts u,

But don’t hurt a friend who loves u,

Sacrifice everything for a friend,

But don’t sacrifice friend for anything…!

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888)i am ALONE

A:all d time I think of u

L:lonely m without u

O:on my mind its only u

N:never ever I will forget u

E:every day I miss u…

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889)plz….

Can u giv me rs1000/- I will return it 2 u with in 1 week ,I need it plz

help me.

I know u hav.plz..

“sardar talking with ATM machine”.

Keep smiling…

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890)dad:if u pass in the exam I will present to u cycle.

Son:if I fail?

Dad:I will present 10 cycles!

Son:fail ite 10 cycles enduku nanna?

Dad:to open cycle shop

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891)feel the pleasure of life in every second.

Never b angry or sad.

Bcoz every 1 min of ur sadness u lose 60 min of happiness.

Stay smiled…

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892)feel the pleasure of life in every second.

Never b angry or sad.

Bcoz every 1 min of ur sadness u lose60 min of happiness.

Stay smiled..

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893)feel the pleasure of life in every second.

Never b angry or sad.bcoz every 1 min of ur sadness u lose 60 min

of happiness.stay smiled..

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894)keep the lamp of frnd ship burning with oil of love,bcoz sun
rises in east and sets in west but frndship rises in heart and sets
after death….

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895)if billgates stops his business n decides 2 spend his money,

By spending rs 1 crore per day,

He can spnd it for abt 725 years.

Crazy fello still working

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896)a girl may not help u 2 get lot of marks,but marks may help u 2
get lot of girls

So love ur studys not girls ok?

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897)da best shayari:

“tairna hai ho samundar me tairo,

Nadi me kya rakha hai,

Pyar karna hai to maa baap se karo,

In bewafa ladkio me kya rakha hai”

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898)2 eyes r best frnds.both will blink together,Cry,see n sleep

together .

But if they see a girl only 1 will blink.so girl can break any relation.

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899)”dream”&”aim” are sensational words.

Make ur ‘dream’ as ur ‘aim’

But

Never make ur ‘aim’ as ur dream..

Remember it..

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900)”when u love some1 ,dnt make them love u as much as u do..

But love them so much that they dnt want to be loved by anyone
except u”

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901)nayn milte hai toh log purano ko aksar bhul jaate hai,

Magar yeh mat bhulo yaaro,

Jab naye dil tod jaate hai to,

Purane hai saath nibhate hai.

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902)argument is bad but,discussion if good,because argument is to

find out WHO is right…!

Discussion is to find out WHAT is right…

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903)two phrases for better relationship

1.dont believe the doubted one

2.dont doubt the believed one

This retains relation for a longer time.

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904)a man was dead his soul was taken 2 heaven god was shocked
2 c his heart beats…

Man replied I am only dead but my frnds still lives in my heart…

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905)a man was dead his soul was taken2 heaven god was shocked
2 c his heart beats…

Man replied I am only dead but my frnds still lives in my heart…

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906)wwe make them cry who care 4 us

We cry 4 them who never care for us

And

We care 4 them who will never cry for us strange but true!

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907)21st cntry is truly lifeless

Communication is wireless

Cooking is fireless

Youth is jobless

Food is tasteless

Msg is meaningless

&

Reader is brainless
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908)gud time

Bad time

Day time

Night time

Work time

Happy time

Sad time

Sleep time

Any time

My friendship is life time for u…

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909)sardar:

‘this book is very boring.

More carecters but no story’

Librarian:’raaraa…raaa,,,

Daridruda nuvvena entry register pattukoni poyindi.

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910)a friend says I will be with you in all ur troubles but a best
friend says you,

Will have no troubles when I am with u.

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911)people meet by coincidence,

They spend sweet temes 2gthr,

Then god separates them,

Not 2 end d story but 2 see how much they remember eachother….

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912)alexanders last words:

Bury my body,don’t build any monument,keep my hand outside so

d wrld knws,person who won d world had nthing in hand wen died!

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913)i want u…

To be with me in a nice restaurent to hav candle light dinner …

And say say those sweet three words to you…pay the bill..

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914)we smile at whom we like,

We cry for whom we care.

We laugh with whom we enjoy and we become angry with whom we

feel is our own…

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915)the thread asked the candle “why do u “ dissolve when I burn.

Candle said ur in my heart,if u suffer I am bound 2 sted tears 4 u..

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916)i cant live without you!

You are the first to think about in the morning and with u I feel
better my dear ‘nescafe’…

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917)affection is easy to obtain.

But once gained its difficult 2 maintain & once lost it can never b
regained.so don’t lose some1 who is affectionate 2 u.
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918)usualy wen v ask people how did u meet ur frnd,dey tend 2

narrate a big story bt in our case its jst a sentence ‘U FOUND ME
WEN I WAS LOOKING FOR U’.

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919)luck decides whome u meet in life,

Ur heart decides whom u want in life.

But its destiny that decides who gets to stay in ur life.

This is the beauty of life.

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920)sardar:e mirror ku guarantee enti?

Shopkeeper:meeru deenni 100 floor nundi padesther, e mirror 99

floor varaku pagaladu

Sardar:wow…pack it…

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921)i just luv when morning gets here,

Bcz I can say great big Gd morning to my friend..

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922)mother teresa:”don’t expect ur friend to be a perfect person,

But help ur friend to become a perfect person.thats true

friendship…

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923)the universe likes speed,don’t delay,don’t second guess,don’t

doubt…

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924)don’t change for one who never cares ur presence!

But live for one who is ready to change for u….life gets beautiful
with those ones..

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925)friendship never speaks volume…

It never demands proof..

It never has a happy ending too..

Simply bcoz it never ends when friends are true

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926)”talents will take u to the high position

But good character only helps u to maintain high position”

Be always genuine.win all hearts..

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927)missing a good friend in life is epual to cheating the life by

ourself …

So,

I never miss u at anytime…

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928)a mind can forget many things but true heart wil never forget
any thing so try to win some hearts which will never forget u 4 rest
of life gudeve…

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929)a genie granted me two wishes.

I said I wont be having three wishes not evn two.i told him I would
only wish one thing…buddy!

I wish 4 u,be happy always..

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930)kisi ke liye apni man pasand cheez chhod dene ka jasba jarur
rakhna par har paristhiti me jeetne ka jasba mat chhod dena…

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931)the sccret of learning to use pain and pleasure instead of they

using u.then u are in control of ur life otherwise life controls u.

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932)ninna n8 antha naku nidra pattaledu,

Just neevalle n8 call cheddam anukunna kani,

Adi n8 cheppe matter kadu

Anduke ippudu cheputunaa gudmor…

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933)people who loove u more wil always keep arguing wit u..

Its nt dat they started to hate u,its simple …they want ur attention
every time…

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934)luv & frndship r walking in a village.

Luv falls into a well

Y?

Bcoz luv is blind.

Friendship also jumps inside…

Y?

Bcoz frndship never lets any 1 alone…

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935)positivesms:
“have d dogged determination to follow through to achieve ur
goal:regardless of circumstances or whatever other people
say,Think or do”

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936)nenu lelapothe nenu lenu anedi “prema”

But

Nuvvu undali neetho patu nenu undali anedhi “sneham”…ante

manadi…

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937)poor friends travel in bus.

But

Sweet friend triend travel in my heart.

Plz continue ur journey in my heart..

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938)moral story of millionaire:

Money cant buy happiness…

But some how itz more comfortable 2 cry in a BMW car than on a
cycle…

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939)friendship is not collection of heart but its selection of heart.

All friends r not true,but true friends are very a few,

One of them is u…

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940)smooth road nvr makes good driver.

Silent sea nvr makes good sailor.

Clear sky nvr makes good pilots.

Problem free life nvr makes a successful person.

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941)positivesms:

“the difference b\w ordinary and extrodinary is the little extra

only…

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942)a beautiful sentence 2 life “everybody seems 2 be special at

first sight but,

Only few will remain special 2 u till ur last sight…

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943)winning horse don’t knw y it run in race it run coz of beats &
pains lyf is race,god is ur rider so if u r in pain thn think ,God want
u 2 win…

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944)My hands never pain when typing msg for u…

But my heart always pain when there is no reply from u…

So always be in touch…

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945)if u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost ,u know whats

wrong?

U r suffering from lack of vitamin…me

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946)a friend is not d one who meets u everyday & talks with u
daily.

A friend is one who may r may nt akways thnks of u&

Ur hapiness…
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947)may the angels sprinkle stardust on ur pillow to give u dreams

true and so sweet and may god bless u and make them real.

Hav a sweet dreams ..

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948)a brilliant says:

Doont dream about beauty it spoils ur duty….

Dream about ur duty…

It makes ur life beauty.

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949)if u wait for happy moments,you will wait forever…but if u

start believing that u r happy,u will be happy forever….

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950)its my pleasure making 100 frnds in a year is not an

acheivement but an acheivement is to make a frnd for 100 years
and I know I made one…that’s u…

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951)simple way of happy living:

Forget two things in life-the good u do for others 7 the bad done by
others to u…

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952)beautiful 2morrow never comes.

When it comes,its already 2day!

In the hunt of beautiful 2morrow don’t waste ur wonderful 2day

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953)funny but true ven u miss some 1u msg them

Bcoz

2let dem know that ur thinking of them but d truth is u really want
them 2 think of u…

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954)a special friend is rare indeed ,it beems to be special

breed,yes,perfect friends r very few,so lucky I m for having u..

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955)what si real success…?.....?...when ur signature becomes an

autograph for everyone..hope that u will reach that position…

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956)always refresh ur mind…delete ur mistakes…create ur own

dream …minimise ur nagative thoughts …maximise ur target
..shutdown ur worries…

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957)every problem in a life carries a gift inside it.so when ever u

loose something don’t get upset bcz somethingg may wait for u
betr then u hav lost..

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958)ankho mein kushi…labon par hasi,

Gam ka kahi…nam na ho,

Aapko jahaan ki saar khushiyan mile,

In khushiyonkikabhi shaam na ho!

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959)”simplicity is ultimate beauty”

“forgiveness is ultimate strength”

“politeness is ultimate argument”

“friend ship is ultimate relationship”

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960)nicecc words written by a little boy who lost his parents in

tsunami….

“sea, I wi;; never forgive u anymore even if ur waves touch my feet

a million times”

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961)2 sardars in museum looking at egyptian mummy…

Sardar 1: look so many bandages pakka accident case

Sardar 2:ya ya..lorry number also written.bc.1760…

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962)if the path is beautiful ,

U must ask where it leads.

But if the destination is beautiful, don’t ask how is the path keep
walking..

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963)if the whole world is against u & u are alone on 1 side then
what will u do?

Its simple,

Just turn back & u will become leader of the whole world.

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964)beggar:sir oka 6rs ivara plz coffee tagali.

Man: cofi ki 3 ne kada.

Beg:akada na girl frnd undi.

Man: beggar ki girl frnd.

Beg:girl frnd vachake ayyanu sir

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965)”progress involves risk.u cant steal second base and keep ur

foot on first.”

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966)met u as a stranges,took u as a frnd,hope our frndshp never

ends…many hands I shake, many frnds I make,best of them r few,
one of dem is u…

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967)life is full of pains,troubles n sorrows…if u fall down…dnt

worry…jz stand up…be confident…n say hammaya evaru
chudaledu…

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968)every bird cant dance,but peacock did it.

Every flower cant express luv but rose did it,every friend cant
reach up to HEART,but u did it.

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969)champions r not supernatural.they just fight 1more second

wen evryone else quits…sumtime 1 more second of effort gives u d
victory.

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970)paint ur heart with love,fill ur mind with peace,cover ur soul

with joy,wrap ur dreams with hope,enjoy ur life with confidence..

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971)”mind is the most powerful thing in the world.one who has

controlled his mind can control anything in the world”…!!
 - swami vivekananda

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972)there is always another chance in life 4 everything but there is

no chance 4 another life so enjoy every moment of ur life atmost…

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973)morning has a great meaning every morning the

‘sun’ says wake up like me

‘sky’ says aim my height,

‘Wind’ says refresh lik me,

I say sms like me..

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975)one tree makes one lac matchsticks,but one match stick can
burn one lach trees.a single negatuve thought can kill

Hundred dreams…so be positive..

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976)dreams r d best part of life if u miss sleep u midd d best part of

life so its already late goto bed & catch a very peaceful sleeeep &
get d swt drms..

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977)don’t rush into falling in love ,4 love never runs out.even if

somebody asks u why u are single,jus tel dem gods busy writing
the best love stry 4 me..

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978)best stand is understand,

Best age is college age,

Best work is hard work,

Best day is today,

Never end is friend…

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979)cm achuki cheppina vaariki

Oka indiramma illu,

2kgs doddu biyyam,

1kg batanilu,

1kg kandipappu,

1 arogya sri card.

2sakshi dina pathrikalu,

Ivva badunu…hurry this night only..

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980)easy 2 get someone who wil luv u,easy 2 get someone who wil
like u,easy 2 get someone who wil care 4 u,but rare 2 get someone
who wil understand u…

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981)life is only travelled once . todays moments become tomorrows

memory.enjoy every moment good or bad.becoz the gift of life is
life itself.so get mor friendship .

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982)happiness always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when

u learn 2 share it,u will relize how big and precious it is so always b
happy…

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983)no life without love,,no answer without question,no rain

without cloud,no friendship without u..
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984)life doesn’t provide warranty & guarantee , it only provides

possibillities & opportunities for those who dare to make best use
of it…

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985)if an egg is broken frm outside a life ends.if an egg breaks frm
inside a life begins great things always begin frm inside so listn
wat ur heart says…

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986)”success without a positive attitude is called luck.success with

a positive attitude is called achievement be an achiever…

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987)imagine… urself in boat,which is sinking…sharks all around u…

wat can u do,2 save urself?? Very simple stop imagining…

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988)two people cant wish to be friends long if they cant manage to

forgive each others minor failings…

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989)i am inspired,disciplined and energized,speak out the above

mantra five times and visualize how beautiful ur day will be..

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990)figure lekunte college waste,sugar lekunte coffee waste,moon

lekunte sky waste,love lekunte life waste,inka nuvvu lekunte
friendship waste,na messg lekunte ni mobile waste…

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991)the heart which u love,may nt knw ur love,but the heart which
loves u…doesn’t no anything other than u…!so,love the love which
loves u….

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992)hard work is alike steps luck is like a life lift may fails
sometimes but steps will always get u 2 the top so believe always
work not luck…

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993) true but funny fact...A girl worries about her future till she
gets husband…but a boy never worries abt his future until he gets
a wife …

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994)clouds may cover sun but it never stop shining just like u v
may not b 2gether every time but u always shine in my heart as my
best frnd

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995) never cry for any relation in life because the one who make u
cry doesn’t deserve ur tears and the one who deserves it never lets
u cry …

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996) u can liv without the person who says “u r mine…!”, but u can
never live without someone who says “I m urs…!”

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997)”love” is a small coin, “life” is a good coin, “wife” is a lucky

coin, “lover” is a sweet coin...But “friendship” is a gold coin so
keep it safe…

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998)sweet lik honey, costly like honey ,blessing lik shower,
smelling lik flower, cool lik ice, a frnd so nice, guess who?

Oye hello it’s me, not u…

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999) funny joke:

Call me fast ek baat karni hai zaruri hai, pata tha kanjus nache aa
jayega par call nahi karega

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1000) life is full of troubles, sorrows & pains. If u fall down, don’t
worry, just stand-up, b confident and say …….”hammayaa! Evaru
chudaledu “…

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