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Keepin’ The Seats Up Bagger Built For
Speed
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Las Vegas BikeFest Are U Cool?
Celebrates 10 Years
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Bite This.................................................................10
Ride To Soak.........................................................10
Thundercam..........................................................13
Calendar of Events...............................................15
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Embarrassing Medical Exams was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if
A man comes into the ER and yells . . .’My wife’s going to have her baby in he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so
the cab.’ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress and instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee,
began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, midnight arrived;
cabs and I was in the wrong one. he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said
‘I’ve never seen you work so late, what’s the matter?’ He said ‘I don’t want
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly
to talk about it; I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.’ She said, ‘you think
deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall. ‘Big breaths,’. . .I instructed. ‘Yes,
you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning
they used to be,’. . replied the patient.
my golf pro dropped dead right in the middle of my lesson!”
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her
husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five Irish Fishermen
minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he’s
of a ‘massive internal fart.’ snagged an old bottle. As he’s taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and
promises to grant him one wish. “Turn the lake into beer,” he says. The
New Doctor genie goes “Poof!” and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy,
As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed “So what do you think?” The other guy says, “You jerk. Now we’ve got to
when performing female pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment I had piss in the boat.”
unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon
whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further Welfare Check
embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . .’ I’m A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched
sorry. Was I tickling you?’ She replied with tears running down her cheeks straight up to the counter and said, “Hi.. You know...., I just HATE drawing
from laughing so hard . . .’ No doctor but the song you were whistling was . welfare. I’d really rather have a job.” The welfare clerk behind the counter
. .’ I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.’ said, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy
old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
Surgery You’ll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20’s
surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff and has a rather strong sex drive.” The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said,
noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a “You’re bullshittin’ me!” he welfare clerk said, “Yeah, well ... You started it.”
tattoo that read ‘Keep off the grass.’ Once the surgery was completed, the
surgeon wrote a short note on the patient’s dressing, which said, ‘Sorry . . . Cheap Feel
had to mow the lawn.’ An old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman
with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me BITE your
Goodbye Daddy breasts for $100?” “Are you nuts?” she replies, and keeps walking away. He
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.
to her prayers which she ended by saying: ‘God bless Mommy, God bless “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?” he asks again. “Listen you;
Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa.’ The father asked, ‘Why I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”??So the little old man runs around the
did you say goodbye Grandpa?’ The little girl said, ‘I don’t know daddy, it just next block and faces her again, “Would you let me bite your breasts - just
seemed like the thing to do.’ The next day grandpa died. The father thought once - for $10,000?”She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmmmm,
it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to $10,000... Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over
bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: ‘God bless Mommy, there.”So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal
God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.’ The next day the grandmother the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs
died. ‘Holy s***!’ thought the father, “this kid is in contact with the other side.” them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: them, burying his face in them - but not biting them. The woman finally gets
‘God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy.’ He practically went into shock. He annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’ “Nah,” says the
couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He little old man... “Costs too much!”
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BAGGER BUILT FOR SPEED RECORD
or anything. The track put a sealed
cable on their heads, so they can’t do
a thing there either. Basically, they
have to go wait til morning to ride
again. Once morning comes, they
have to meet or exceed the same
Story and Pics By “T”
speed they registered the day before
Specs By Sam Wills, Racing Innovations
in order for it to become an official
record. The great news here is that
Go, Dog. Go! – written by PD Eastman, Was one of my favorite
Sam set the speed in the first day at
children’s books as a child. Little did I know, that years later, I’d be
158.766 mph. The second day he hit
repeating that saying over and over in my head as I drove to a mo-
162.60. The lower speed of 158.766
torcycle photo shoot in Oklahoma City. I was headed to do a shoot
is the speed that was set to record. Sam said he wished he would have waited to
on a bike built by Racing Innovations for Big Dog Motorcycles and
set the first time, but he was so anxious to simply get a record, that he went ahead
S&S Motors. Sam Wills, a former motorcycle racer, had made up
and set it in at that as a starting point.
his mind that he could build a bagger motorcycle that could go over
As for the 200 mph record, Sam feels that will be another day. He said the most
200mph, crushing the world record. In doing so, it was a natural for
trouble they had with the bike was getting and maintaining traction on the salt. As
him to share this idea with Big Dog Motorcycles and S&S since Sam
you could imagine, the salt track is very slick. He told me at one point the bike got
himself, rides the Big Dog Bulldog Bagger.
so squirrelly due to the slick surface, he wasn’t sure he was going to make it to the
I watched this bike being built over the summer. It was interesting
end of the track in one piece. They then took as much weight off of the bike as they
to watch a regular street bike turn into a mad dog on a chain, ready
could, including its ice water for cooling the motor. Although they had not set the
to burst out and eat the world! And that she did!
200 mph record in the week they were there, they felt that they learned a lot about
Sam built the bike with the help of Racing Innovations builders,
their next once a year opportunity at Bonneville. At the time of this publication, they
Shaun Norris and Delvin Clark. Before he could try the record
were headed to the Texas Flying Mile, Goliard TX to see what she’d do on a solid
at Bonneville Salt Flats, he took it to Sturgis for its unveiling and
paved track. I hope we get to report next month that they broke a 200 mph bagger
display. I saw it there with the Big Dog Motorcycles display where
record there.
many a dreamy eyed rider salivated over it. Mid-week, Sam pulled
out of there and headed to the Salt Flats to meet up with the crew, SPECS FOR BIKE:
Shaun, Delvin and Bruno.
He shared the many challenges which the Salt Flats present which Bike 4458, Class 3000 MP, Gas at Bonneville Salt Flats
seemed nearly endless as he described them. First and foremost, Big Dog Bagger Corrected Alt of 6772 Ft.
it costs $600 to enter the motorcycle. Then Sam, the rider, had to
Record Set: 158.766 MPH, Best Speed 162.60
be licensed in order to set the record. After a couple steps up in
speed from 125 mph, he received his Class C 175 mph license. He 132 CI X Wedge S&S Motor
must wear full armored leathers with no openings for safety. Then S&S Transmission, 6 speed
came the rules, plenty of rules are mandated. They have a manda- S&S Clutch
tory 118 octane leaded fuel that must be purchased from the Lock up by Aim
track. The track itself is a feat to get to with nearly 20 miles Garrett T4 Turbo 8.5 to 1 Comp
between the pit area and the 3 mile track. Sad but true, C16 Gas Intercooled with Ice Water
the crew went thru two Four Wheelers in pulling the bike to Boost up to 20 lbs
the starting line and had to resort to pulling it with the motor Crew: Sam Wills, Rider. Delvin Clark, Shawn Norris and Bruno
home towards the middle of the week. They said it was a Bike Built by Racing Innovations for Big Dog and S&S Cycles
bit embarrassing at first, but that being said, Custom Bulldog Bagger 2010 model
they became very popular with the pit
Suspension Redone by House of Horsepower Cannon Racecraft
stewards and people at the track.
You see, there is NO shade Front End and wheels and brakes: GSXR 750
out on the flats by the track so Turbo By American Turbo Power and Racing Innovations
the crew flocked to the shade Powder Coat by Custom Powder Coating
behind the motor home as it Ceramic Coating by Performance Coatings
pulled to the starting gate, often
handing out a few cold drinks.
Back to the high speed
record! It’s no easy street there
as you must wait in long lines to get a
run on the track. Each person must
finish and clear the track ahead of you
prior to your positioning. Now remember
this track is 3 miles long. Once he made a
pass, he was timed at different intervals on
the track between the 1 and 3 mile marks.
Between 1 and 2 miles and 2 ¼ and 3 miles.
Now, once you set in a speed, you have to go
all the way back to the tower to get your official
time sheet, then rush it to the pit area to register your time within
one hour of your setting the time. Now, once this is done, they had
to let them impound the bike overnight. They cannot touch it, motor
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At 17 years of age, I sold enough Kirby vacuum
cleaners to qualify for a trip to Las Vegas, all expens-
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es paid. Armed with a fake ID and a couple hundred
bucks (part of my award), I spent 2 nights in “The
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city that never sleeps” stayed at the luxurious Sahara
Hotel, ate gourmet meals and took in a show featur-
ing Las Vegas icon Wayne Newton. Mesmerized by
the incredible casinos and bright lights lining the strip,
I didn’t want to sleep for fear I might miss something.
I was excited as I prepared for our trip to attend Full
Throttle Event’s 10th Annual Las Vegas BikeFest
September 30 - October 3rd. Although I have been
back to Vegas since that first time, it had been more
than 15 years; the transformation of “Sin City” had
only begun. All the excitement of Las Vegas, a bike
rally and room rates as low as $29/night? How much
better can it get?
The schedule and layout gave participants opportu-
nities to check out the many quality vendors and a Guinness Book of World Records “World’s Heaviest Flag” Weighing over 7
broad array of entertainment at many venues; horny tons, measuring 25 ft tall and 37 ft, 8 in. long, made of 201 lengths of chain
space-age helmets, world class builders, movie from 44,000 individual chain links. Harley-Davidson Cafe
stars, show girls walking the streets and a chance to
walk your ass off!
It hit a sizzling 103 degrees the day we arrived, but
we didn’t need to be anywhere until later that eve-
ning. It was about 98 degrees when we checked in at
The Cashman Center, the hub for the 4-day celebra-
tion. Vendor Village occupied space both inside the
building and on the blacktop. Thursday night included
a welcome party in the outdoor pavilion, free food
and drinks and a special appearance by Richmond
Branscombe & The Renegade Posse.
A flurry of activities throughout the 4 days took place
primarily at the Cashman Center. Other venues in-
cluded the Harley-Davidson Café, Arlen Ness’s
dealership, the Sahara and Golden Nugget hotels.
The “Nugget” located downtown on Fremont Street
is at the heart of the Fremont Street Experience, a
5-block entertainment complex draped in a 1500-foot
long video screen 90 feet off the ground, with cho-
reographed light and sound shows about every hour.
It’s a carnival like atmosphere, upbeat, with free con-
certs, costumed people everywhere and good deals
for the budget-minded travelers.
There were poker runs for big money, a poker walk,
slot tournaments, poker tournaments, a custom bike Artistry in Iron Winner
show, bike giveaways, world’s strongest biker con-
test, Miss Las Vegas and more. Concerts throughout
the weekend included a Las Vegas favorite all female
rock band, Dangerous Curves. The 10-year anniver-
sary party sponsored the Sahara, host hotel for Las
Vegas BikeFest, took place poolside. It was hilarious
to watch bikini clad ladies racing big wheels around
the pool competing for some cash and free lodging.
The ever-popular Hogs and Heifers bar was over-
flowing Friday night, streets jam packed with bikes
with a continuous line of bikers waiting to get in.
Artistry in Iron Master Builders Championship and the
custom bike show took place at the Cashman Center.
Artistry in Iron is an invitation only show with 20 of
continued on page 29 ARTIST: JAKE DOYLE
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layer of poly-fleece under my riding jacket, one that has a high zip-up collar. I
usually wear a bandanna around my neck. And in extreme cases I wear a fleece
Jeff’s Thunderbolts
Tips No. 31 Cancer Benefit
neck warmer made for me by a friend. I have seen ready-made products made
of leather, fleece-lined leather and nylon in various motorcycle shops and on- HARLEY-DAVIDSON ANNOUNCES CKD ASSEMBLY OPERATIONS IN INDIA
line, too. Check out www.riderwearhouse.com for some excellent gear choices. Company to Assemble Select Models at Facility in State of Haryana from U.S.-
Some folks use a balaclava; if you choose one of these, make sure it does not Supplied Assembly Kits
ABATE of Colorado’s interfere with the proper fit of your helmet. Keeping your neck warm makes a huge Milwaukee, Nov. 2, 2010 – Harley-Davidson, Inc. (NYSE:HOG) is moving for-
Rider Education Division difference. But what about the rest of your body? Keep the wind off you as much ward with the launch of operations in India to assemble motorcycles for the
as possible. Probably your riding jacket is a wind block; but what about your legs? Indian market from component kits supplied by its U.S. plants, the Company
announced today. The Company expects the CKD (complete knock-down) as-
Are they protected from the heat-robbing wind? Denim doesn’t do the trick; chaps,
sembly facility to be operational in the first half of 2011.
By Ben Hochberg leather pants, or a riding suit are good options.
The announcement comes as President Barack Obama prepares to travel to
I always carry some type of insulated garments with me in my saddlebags or India on a state visit focused on trade and business opportunities between the
tank bag when I venture out in winter, just in case. I now have a “secret weapon”, two countries.
Are You COOL? one that I resisted for years: a heated vest. These things are the greatest (with
only one drawback, which I’ll get to soon). Heated clothing plugs into your bikes
“CKD assembly operations in India are a natural next step for Harley-Davidson
as we build our brand presence around the world,” said Harley-Davidson Mo-
How about cold? Earlier this year I wrote an article about hot weather riding; hey, tor Company President and Chief Operating Officer Matthew S. Levatich. “This
electrical outlet. (Some bikes have them built in and other bikes require them to
it was summer. And now… it’s getting cooler out; it will be winter in a couple of investment will allow us to improve our market responsiveness and production
be added, which is a rather simple task. You will need to make sure that you bikes flexibility while reducing the tariff burden, which we expect will drive growth
months. Some of us ride year-round (weather permitting) and some of us park
electrical system can handle the extra load.) When it gets really cold I whip out the over time by making our bikes more accessible to India’s consumers. Given
our bikes until it gets warmer again. But I know we are all tempted to get out and the strong response we have received in the initial months of retail operations,
electric vest, plug it in, and all of a sudden I am getting warm again. I have even
ride when that cabin fever sets in, and if we give in to that temptation we may be we believe this is the right investment for this important market,” Levatich said.
used this in summer, during long rides in a cool rain. They don’t cost a lot of money
faced with riding in conditions that are colder than those to which we are usually To date, Harley-Davidson India has been importing completely assembled mo-
and they really work! Heated clothing is now available in more than just vests; I
accustomed. We should all know our limits, but sometimes we have to push the Motorcycle quilt made by Abby Clabough, torcycles from the Company’s U.S. final assembly plants. Once the Indian CKD
already got heated gloves, and I am considering a heated jacket liner. These are
envelope in order to determine what those limits are. And when we are determining signed by friends and familiy assembly facility in the Indian State of Haryana is operational, Harley-Davidson
just like vests but have sleeves which are heated, too. But back to that drawback India will import CKD kits for select current models, consisting of components
our limits with regard to cold-weather riding we will find ourselves chilled. Riding
I mentioned earlier: if something happens to the heated clothing’s circuitry, or to Jeff Maschino’s facebook blog says it all. “A whole lotta love showered down on produced by Harley-Davidson’s U.S. plants in Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Mis-
until our core body temperatures start to get lower is very problematic, so let’s
the bike’s electrical system, you are out of luck and your “ace in the hole” is no me in Loveland.” souri and by the company’s suppliers. Indian employees at the Haryana facility
talk about what to do if that starts to happen, as well as how to avoid the situation will then assemble the components into finished motorcycles. Other models will
longer useful. So it’s not a good idea to depend on this stuff when our lives can More than 130 brothers and sisters, friends and family came together October
entirely. continue to be imported as completely built motorcycles for now.
be at stake. I’ve never had this happen to me, but that doesn’t mean it won’t ever 24th raising $8300 to benefit Jeff Mascino, who was diagnosed with stage 4
Author David Hough, in Proficient Motorcycling, says, “A core temperature occur… I usually carry at least one extra insulated garment with me, the kind that cancer earlier this year. Over 40 motorcycles participated in the poker run with India will be the second country in which Harley-Davidson has CKD assembly
that is too cold is called hypothermia. Only a couple of degrees below normal stops at American Legion Posts and Veterans Clubs in LaPorte, Fort Collins and operations outside the U.S., after Brazil where the Company began assembly
doesn’t depend on electricity to work.
Longmont. operations in 1999.
temperature can be life threatening.” He also says that if you find yourself
OK, now on to part two: how to avoid the situation entirely. “We are committed to global growth and growth in India for the long term,” said
facing this possibility, “…before you continue rushing off across the landscape Jeff jokingly referred to the band as Slick Nuts and his mixed up friends as a
Obviously we can predict prior to departure if the weather is likely to be so cold that special jam session with Slick DeSelms, Maschino on the drums and a few well- Levatich. “India’s rapidly growing economy, rising middle class and significant
into worsening conditions, pull over alongside the road, shut the engine down, investment in construction of new roads and highways are paving the way for
it causes us problems. And we still have the choice to NOT RIDE. If we choose to known local musicians “brought the house down” at the Loveland Veterans Club.
and spend a few minutes focusing on the situation. OK, it’s cold and the wind leisure motorcycle riding.”
is howling. But get out the map. Huddle down in the lee of the bike, warm your ride anyway we can plan our route to stay away from the places that are likely to Hearts were huge and participants reached deep into their pockets for auction
items, raffle tickets, and anything else that could be sold; a beard trim and a hair- “We are building a strong foundation for our business in India, first by estab-
fingers on the engine, look at the options, and make a decision. Is it wise to keep be extra cold, like higher elevations. We can plan to ride only in the mildest part of lishing a world-class dealer network, and now by commencing CKD assembly
cut raised almost a thousand dollars. Jeff was paid to play Wipe Out on the drums
going, or should you beat a retreat?” In either case, you’re already cold, so figure the day. We can dress appropriately for conditions. We can plan frequent stops at operations” said Anoop Prakash, Managing Director for Harley-Davidson India.
after stating, “I hate that song!” Though the chemo had taken a toll on Jeff, he was
out what you can do right away. In extreme cases, get out the cell phone and call places where we can warm up. wrapped in love and all smiles as he spent the day entertaining his brothers and “It is important for us to continue to invest in strategies that make our products
and experiences accessible to an increasingly broader set of customers across
for help. In less extreme cases, you will need to add some insulation to help keep In my experience I find I can be comfortable riding when the temperatures dip sisters, friends and family.
India”
your body temperature up. (A helmet does a good job of insulating the head; a down to the higher 20’s (Fahrenheit) - on my bike that has a windshield and fairing lm
Harley-Davidson India commenced operations in August 2009 and opened its
full-face helmet does the best job, because it keeps more of that cold wind off your and an electrical power source. But if I suspect their might be freezing rain or snow first dealership in July 2010. The Company currently offers 12 models in its 2010
face than an open helmet does. Personally I do not prefer full-face helmets, but I along the route, I will leave the bike parked in the garage! line-up in India, available through authorized dealerships in New Delhi, Mumbai,
have one, and it is my choice for use in cold weather.) I have found that insulating Chandigarh and Hyderabad. For more information, visit the Harley-Davidson In-
Stay cool (but not COLD)! dia web site at www.harley-davidson.in
my neck is critical to staying warm. I have several methods for this: I wear a
Lehman Trikes Reveals “Concept Trike” at Kawasaki Dealer
Meeting
Lehman Trikes unveiled their latest trike concept at the Kawasaki Dealer Meet-
ing October 5-6 in Las Vegas, NV. The new
trike conversion, based upon the Kawasaki
Vulcan 900, was on display for dealers to
view and share their comments with Kawa-
saki and Lehman Trikes.
”We are thrilled to have this opportunity to
solicit feedback from Kawasaki’s dealer net-
work,” stated Ken Hines, President and CEO
of Lehman Trikes. “The Vulcan 900 has proven itself as an outstanding motor-
cycle in the below 1000 cc cruiser category and serves as an excellent founda-
tion for a trike that would raise the bar in its class for performance and value.”
The new trike is being explored as Lehman’s next entry-level product for the
rapidly expanding three-wheel segment of the motorcycle market.
For more information on Lehman Trikes or to become a Lehman Trikes dealer,
call 1-888-3WHEELS or visit their website at www.lehmantrikes.com.
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for more one-on-one attention. These consulting sessions bring the design-
ers together with the customer to create exactly what the riders want. In many
cases, the seats are finished while the customer waits, and the riders are able to
test the product before they leave.
In fact, immediately upon entering this custom shop, riders know they are in the
company of masters as a fully restored, 1950 Harley Davidson Hummer greets
them in the lobby. The bike holds a great deal of nostalgia for Ballard, who first
saw it when he was 12 years old. He had accompanied his father, a custom
painter, to a private barn to inspect a car his dad would paint. Upon seeing the
bike, Ballard’s dad asked about it and was told firmly that it wasn’t for sale. About
14 years later, Ballard approached the owner again, and this time paid $500 for
the bike — a 1950S Hummer with a 125 cc, 2 stroke, 3 horsepower engine. It’s a
classic that is an adaptation of the German DKW motorcycles.
In its first show, the bike received a 99.25 out of 100 points. It would have been
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perfect, but the judges didn’t like the original tires. Michael Ballard’s
In addition to their life in the shop, Ballard, Bellum and Backes also share a
passion for playing in the dirt. On weekends the trio can be found exploring the
off-road trails on two wheels and custom seats that fit like a glove. In fact, thanks
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to the Internet, sport bike seats comprise the majority of their out-of-state busi-
ness. “Bitchn Stitchn started as a one-man service,” Ballard said. “It’s grown to
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more than that. It’s a quality that people look for.”
For more information about Ballard’s custom seats or his company visit www.
bitchnstitchninc.com.
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the top builders from around the world. This year’s 6th an- largest tattoo convention. Just as we were getting
nual competition winner as determined by his peers is Chris used to the idea that is was okay to walk around
Richardson from LA Speed Shop’s knucklehead. with a beer or cocktail, it was time to leave.
At $25, the BikeFest wristband will get you an event T-shirt, There’s so much more, but remember, “What hap-
pin, admission to the Cashman Center and Vendor Village, pens in Vegas stays in Vegas!”
bike shows and free shuttle service between the Sahara, lm
Golden Nugget, Fitzgeralds and the Cashman Center. The
$50 ultimate pass also got you entry into the high dollar
poker runs and custom bike show
This was a great experience. It was refreshing to attend a
motorcycle event where you aren’t being price gouged for
a place to lay your head at night. Most attendees parked
their bikes at the hotel and used the free shuttle service. If
you go, give yourself a couple extra days especially if you
haven’t been there for
a while. In addition to
the Las Vegas BikeF-
est, Las Vegas billed
as the Entertainment
Capital of the World
had plenty going on,
including big name
shows and the world’s
Miss Las Vegas BikeFest Adrian Rattigan, Simi Valley, CA Jodi Tiahrt, Henderson, NV Kayla Cunningham, Queen Creek, AZ
Mr. Las Vegas BikeFest George Allen Jr., Oceanside, CA Ken Mullen, Metamora, IL
World’s Strongest Biker Chris Van Leuvew, N. Las Vegas, NV Nicholas Pierson, Las Vegas, NV
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