THE JOB’S YOURS!

This afternoon the Paterson’s resigna- other managers and with

bookies have fa- tion was an- my success in the uefa
cup with, as much as i
voured Brooky x41 nounced.
hate to say it about my
to be the next man- How do you feel about be- home team, mediocre
ager of Real Madrid. ing linked with the Madrid side in Birmingham that
As sensationally Job? everyone on the site
last night Ex Madrid knows i mean a bit of
Happy to be honest, very
manager Mark proud of myself for even
business when it comes
Paterson resigned to Fifalife.
being considered for a
from the position “ I massive job like Madrid “I’m here to win
feel my heart is at after only my first sea- things.. I haven't go
Schalke, its a son.
the job yet.. But i’d
shame to leave such You're odds on to get it, make a promise to
a wonderful club.. Why do you think the the Board.. I’ll bring
But i belong to bookies favour you? home atleast one
Schalke”. FIFALIFE- erm, well im not really piece of silverware at
Bet have put Brooky sure ha, im hoping its be- the end of the season
odds on to get the cause i feel i have a good if given the job”
Job, with ii CRAiiG relationship with all the
v2 second favourite
at 10/1 on. We sat
down with the Bir-
mingham manager
last night after
THINGS GET MESSI
ABROAD!
Reports are that late last
night a Barcelona star was
arrested by West midlands
police whilst Barcelona
played a Early season
friendly vs Birmingham City
at St Andrews. Rumours are
that Lionel Messi was to this, i don't know what
caught violently attacking got over him.. He will be sold
his manager’s girlfriend. The from the club come Monday
Barcelona manager oXo morning. We don't need this
JoSh H oXo had this to say “ reputation underlining Bar-
Lionel is not the kind of kid celona”.

MANCHESTER CALLING
It is rumoured that Lionel
Messi could be on his way
to Manchester. But to
which side? City or
United?... Both teams
seem to be interested in
the Argentinean winger
but United are believed to
have offered a better
deal.. With Wayne Rooney
on his way to Barcelona?
Is this true? Only one man
to ask… x SKiiNNY o . “This
is absolute nonsense..
Wayne will not believing
Manchester, simple as”
NIDGE SLIDES HIS WAY
INTO THE COTTAGE
MCFCNidge91 took his first Low expectations, Decent
Job back on FIFALIFE this team, brilliant fans and of
week, as IIx Estana XII re- course money to spend”.
signed from the role as Where will Fulham finish at
Caretaker manager. Nidge the end of Season Nine?
brings a lot of experience Lets wait and see..
into the FIFALIFE world, And
has a few new transfer tar-
gets up his sleeve. He said
this about taking the job
“Any team would do really, I
applied for Bayern but my
heart was set at Fulham,

BILLY MAKES A STAND

eFFex Billy earlier this
week made a complaint to
the FLFA regarding Manag-
ers having two teams,
when there are new play-
ers looking for jobs. “The
site needs to grow, its got
the ability to.. Players
should be given a chance”
he commented. Most man-
agers have given up there
caretaker jobs such as
Real Madrid, Wolfsburg,
Fulham, Bordeaux, Bayern
Munich and Blackpool
have all been given to new
managers.
ENOUGH OF THE ITALIAN
SAUSAGE
O SAUSAGE is the next man-
ager to leave according to
FIFALIFE sources. The Eng-
lish born manager looks to
have had enough of the
BLACKPOOL FAN
STABBED LAST MONTH
Police today, have reported
that an incident involving
two sets of fans at last sea-
son’s play off final. “We can
confirm it was a Blackpool
fan who was stabbed, the
supporter bled to death af-
ter occurring 5 wounds to
Lack of striking power of-
fered to him at Juventus.
“Juventus are pathetic, no
attacking force what so
ever.. Casper’s more scary
than us”.. He quoted.
“We need a new strike
force, and a few extra’s in
midfield.. We practice fin-
ishing every day.. And well
its horrific… Maybe its time
the head and 1 to the
chest”. Blackpool have re-
leased this statement “ We
send our condolences to the
family, he was a true sup-
porter of this club and will
never be forgotten”
I’LL BALE MY WAY OUT OF
TOTTENHAM IF I HAVE TO
Gareth Bale has threat-
ened to walk out of Tot-
tenham Hotspur this week
after the Manager put him
up for sale. “You know
when you’re not wanted,
when you get put in the
reserves in training.. Does- White hart lane is the way to
n’t make sense.. After a suc- do it.. With Juventus and
cessful season”. Every Celtic favourites to land the
player wants to play football Welsh wonder kid.
and Bale is determined to
believe an exit route out of

HELLO, DID ANYONE

ORDER A PIZZARO?
David Pizzaro’s move from
Roma to Arsenal broke
down tonight, After the Ar-
senal manager claimed he
never spoke to Roma
about a move.. “Pizzaro?
No never.. I only ordered a
pizza for my family”. Ru-
mours were he was linked
to Arsenal in a 23 million
pound deal, which accord-
ing to inside sources broke
down.
FULHAM GO DOWN
FIGHTING!
Tonight Fulham lost to Man- “we went down fighting, the
chester City by one goal to nil, players did everything i wanted
Thanks to a Cleber own goal. them to do.. Even though we’ve
Fulham went behind just before lost it feels like a victory”
half time as Tevez fired a shot
towards goal and Schwarzer
pulled of a dramatic save only
to see it bounce in of his de-
fender. City kept knocking at
Fulham’s door.. But Schwarzer
just wouldn't let them in, Also
some heroic defending by vice-
captain Brede Hangeland. Ful-
ham manager MCFCNidge91
(Schwarzer who seems to have played his last
was delighted with his team’s
game for Fulham)

performance despite the loss

Hello there, Well where can i start.. Its
been another eventful week on FI-
FALIFE. Also im really pleased to see
so many new faces on the site and es-
pecially good to see some old ones
come back as well!
Remember this week there are no ex-
tra days to get your games done.. So if
you don't play them. Expect the sack
as there are plenty of new players
looking for teams.
We Want the site to grow even more as
were looking at developing the leagues
next season, so keep remembering to
spread the word and let the world
know about Fifalife. Thanks again!
A teacher starts a new job at a primary school on Merseyside and, trying to
make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a big
football fan and supports Liverpool. She asks her students to raise their hands
if they, too, are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher
looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your
hand?"
"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan miss," she replies. The teacher, still shocked
asks:"Well, if you're not a Liverpool Fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a West Ham fan, and proud of it," Mary replies. The teacher can't believe
her ears. "Mary, how come you're a Hammers fan?"
"Because my mum and dad are from London's East End and are West Ham
fans, so I'm a West Ham fan too!"
"Still," says the teacher, annoyed, "that's no reason for you to be a West Ham
fan as well. You don't have to be like your parents all the time, do you? What if
your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief.
Would you be like them then?"
"No," smiles Mary, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."
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