uPump Finance 
 

Overview 
We’re all sick of taking the calls from so called “uniswap gem hunters” and 
immediately getting dumped on.  
If you aren’t in the know, here's what they do: 
- They fill their bags with some ultra low market cap shitcoin 
- They call it in their “free gem signal group” or on their crypto twatter account 
- They dump it on your ass after you buy, so they effectively accumulate all your hard 
earned ethereum 
uPump Finance aims to solve this problem by giving the power to the COMMUNITY instead 
of the INFLUENCER. 

 
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Goals 
1. Let the community decide by majority (51%+) what coin ultra low cap coin to pump 
2. Let the community set a predetermined time to pump the coin… (this give YOU the 
opportunity to fill YOUR bags) 
3. Use 50% of pre sale ethereum to pump the shit out of said coin 
4. Community takes out their initial investment at 2x 
5. Community shills the shit out of said coin 
6. Volume goes up on said coin, people fomo in, community rides remaining profit as  
7. Re-distribute coins 
8. Repeat 

PRE SALE 
Total supply:​ 10,000 $UPUMP 
Distribution:  
- 85% of $UPUMP will be sold at pre sale (only holders are members of the Club) 
- 5% will be listed on Uniswap, for the poor chads who didn’t get invited to the presale 
- 5% will be held by the the lead dev 
- 5% is reserved to be sold for and used for marketing purposes (paying influencers 
to shill $UPUMP, Advertisements, etc pertaining to getting the word out about 
$UPUMP) 
Price:  
- Goal is to raise 200 ETH, therefore price is .023ETH/UPUMP ($10) 
- This will start us at a fully diluted market cap of only $100,000 ($10 * 10,000) 
 
Rules/Specifications: 
- To prevent whales from taking a majority interest, the max buy in is 5 ETH. 
 
 
 
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How will it work 

- Presale:  
Tokens will be distributed after presale ends. Any unsold $UPUMP will be added to 
Uniswap liquidity pool, starting at presale price. 
- The Money Printer Game: 
1. Each pump cost will cost 2 $UPUMP to access the private pump telegram, 
and there is a max of 2550 members per pump (this would be 51% of all 
$UPUMP) 
2. You will be granted access to the private pump telegram only after payment 
of 2 $UPUMP tokens (all $UPUMP from entry fees goes toward the staking 
pool) 
3. We will hold a community vote in the telegram to choose what micro cap 
token to pump 
4. After the vote is held, a staking wallet is created. ​50% of pre sale funds will be 
unlocked for the pump once 51% of total $UPUMP supply is staked​.  
5. The community has 24 hours to stake 51% of the $UPUMP supply.  
6. If successful, it will be announced and the community will set a deadline to fill 
your bags before the PUMP.  
7. If unsuccessful, all staked funds will remain in the staking wallet and WE WILL 
START OVER AT STEP ONE​.​ Another attempt will be made to stake 51% of 
total $UPUMP supply. This cycle will continue until we’re successful. 
8. Once successful in staking 51% it will be announced and the community will 
set a deadline to fill your bags.  
9. We print the money:​ By now your bags are loaded up and we start pumping 
the price with 50% of all presale funds (100ETH). During this time everyone 
involved should be shilling the shit out of our target coin. If you’re smart you 
take out your initial investment once we hit 2x, and ride the pump as high as 
you’re comfortable with the profit. 
10. We redistribute the coins and the game starts over. Liquidity will be pulled 
from uniswap and we will hold another private sale to redistribute the 51% of 
coins, this time price will be 2x front he first presale(.046Eth per $UPUMP, 
$20ea) ; this will be announced beforehand so no FUD about a rugpull. 
Liquidity will be re-added post sale.  
 

The community will have to power to come up with new ideas, vote on them and 
implement them to create new games and functions for $UPUMP holders as time 
goes on 
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Milestones 

I. Pre sale | stealth launch 

pre sale, INVITE ONLY 

II. First uPump PUMP event 

III. Distribution Phase 2  

IV. Second uPump PUMP Event  

V. And so on and so forth 

 

The community will always have the governance ability to come up with proposals and vote on 
them. For example, I don’t plan on submitting to coingecko, but if the community wants it. It 
must be proposed by a $UPUMP holder, and voted on. If it is successful then we will implement 
it.  
 

This is a social monetary experiment, and I have no idea how it will

play out. There is no inherent value to the $UPUMP coin. The only thing I
can promise is to implement the whitepaper, and that I will not rug pull or
scam in any way.