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Exceed Expectations
The main reason any business stays in business, or thrives, is demand.
Undoubtedly, the demand for the close proximity of nearly naked beautiful
women, along with premium cuisine and libations, is there…and is not going
away until testosterone is outlawed. The next ingredient for runaway success is
so simple that many topless club operators miss it entirely. That ingredient is
quality. The more beautiful ladies you have, the more customers you will get.
But without sumptuous and stunning surroundings, the ladies won’t come, and
neither will the big spenders. Every single element from building design and
appointment, from the signage to the kitchen to the bar to the lighting to the
servers, and managers and valet parkers-everything has to be top notch. Or, to
put it in customer service parlance-everything about your club must exceed
expectations.
Revolutionary
Let me be really clear about this: getting the dancers off the stage and closer to
the customers proved to be the catalytic event that revolutionized topless
entertainment not just in Michigan, but all over the country. This was bigger
than even I had realized – it was the turning point from what used to be known as
burlesque, or classical stripping, as entertainment that was passive, that is, meant
to be observed only – to active, allowing the patrons of a club to participate in a
close up dance that may or may not allow actual physical contact between dancer
and customer. This is that fabled “grey area” that truly revolutionized the
gentleman’s club. Along with it came another revolutionary idea – that instead
of paying the entertainers to entertain, the entertainers should become
independent contractors who would happily pay the club for the opportunity to
generate income far in excess of what they had earned as mere hourly workers. I
use the ‘happily’ with my tongue firmly in my cheek, for the changes that I
would institute were not happily acceded to nor did they happen overnight. And
certainly not without great turmoil and expense. But change, even positive
change, is often catastrophic at best. Or, as the old saying goes: you can’t make a
great omelet without breaking some eggs.
Future Trends
Unless we degenerate to fascist rule in America or suffer a religious-cultural
backlash on the order of the Taliban in Afghanistan, or the mullahs of the Middle
East, I predict that topless entertainment will further evolve into the mainstream.
Though America was founded by the Puritans, and although there remains a to-
be-reckoned-with Christian conservative movement that seeks to reverse what
they see as a dangerous erosion of “family values,” I firmly believe that
Americans possess a righteous amount of mind-your-own-business independence
along with a certain, and healthy, lustiness. Call it a lust for life and a lust for the
freedom to enjoy something that has existed since ancient times: wine, women
and song.