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3rd Year, 6th Digest, No. 12 www.dhsflipside.com October 11, 2007, Free For All
Pen Runs Out of Ink Despite Repeated tive sophomore student Bill Owdion. “It
was so realistic, when they told me this
was actually a work of fiction, I insisted
Pressing of Easy Button that it was not. I’m telling you, that
story just seemed so real.”
Many students were not as
By Picov Andropov its shiny texture, but its size and depth lawyer questions the truthfulness of lucky. “I was not ready for La Catrina,”
at which it could be pushed down.” the Staples advertising campaign and said motivated student Vallerie
DEERFIELD, IL –In the middle of Forced to finish the test slogan, “that was easy.” Flomtching. “It was so difficult that
arguing that the era of Jacksonian even on my seventh watching, I could
nonetheless, Orson borrowed a 1st “It actually wasn’t easy,”
Democracy was improperly titled, exclaimed his lawyer, “the button not piece together some of those phras-
Class pencil from the annoy-
Deerfield Junior Orson Buggy’s newly simply did not serve its es from Felipe and Rogelio.”
ing girl behind him
purchased pen began to run out of ink. advertised func- Many students were not
who always con-
Being prepared for situa- tion.” Orson is even as lucky as Vallerie. Said a terri-
fused
tions like this, and without a spare ready to press fied Owen Forest, “I mean when
Hamilton
pen, Buggy had purchased a Staples charges Hurricane La Catrina hits, it hits hard.
with
Easy Button to quickly relieve himself against the After watching Episodio Uno, my
Jefferson.
of insufficient supplies. Removing the false adver- papers were strewn all over the place
Although he
red button with white letters spelling tising and and I couldn’t even find my backpack.”
argued his
the word “easy” from his backpack wants his Hurricane La Catrina left the
point well and
beside him, Orson pushed it to the $5.59 refunded. sophomore Spanish class in shambles,
even gave some
unpleasant surprise that nothing hap- Staples was but Spanish teachers are working on a
evidence as to refute
pened. recovery effort.
his claim, just Orson Buggy and his failed easy button AP PHOTO willing to release
“I kinda got the impression to show he the following
from the commercials,” Buggy could be com- statement, “Easy
explained, “that the button would easi- plex, his Button is a service mark of Staples the
ly replace any office supply I needed teacher refused Office Superstore, LLC. Made in
more of.” To Orson’s dismay, no pens, to read it, caus- China.” They seem to have the issue
or even ink for that matter, fell from ing him to end well in hand.
the sky. “I pushed it several times, yet up with a grade When asked for comment
my pen was still out of ink…. People of a zero on his again, Staples stated that they planned
looked at me as if I was crazy.” One exam. to use the easy button to produce more
onlooker stated that, “[Orson] Buggy’s easy buttons, which hopefully would
appeared to be fascinated by not only function correctly.
“Ugh. Someone else already got the cryptogram.”
This cryptogram challenge is dog-eat-dog. If you dont get it, someone else might. So why not try to solve it?
CRYPTOGRAM CHALLENGE DIRECTIONS: This is a simple substitution code, each letter is replaced by a different letter.
The first two people to solve the cryptogram correctly will win a Flipside
WIN A FLIPSIDE T-SHIRT! HINT: T = O t-shirt! (first means first to see Jeremy Keeshin to redeem shirt)
that means, that if there is any of the first
letter, replace it with the second letter
"IYXN SLTSUL EDL GDFA FALDQ IJPDZ PFDUU DX FALI. GAN DP FADP PT? FTT TBFLX DF
DP MLZYJPL FALN YQL YUGYNP HLFFDXH QLYEN FT UDKL. MLBTQL FALN OXTG DF, FDIL
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