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Editor Exams fashion. The horrific trend of
Natalie Coupar are finally “minesweeping” on campus is
coming to an covered in our health section
Assistant Editor end - thank and Jordan Dunbar has taken
Beth Shackley goodness! up a new column with his
What better to musings on Dundee Urban
Current Affairs Editor
Jo McIntyre
celebrate with Myths.
Deputy CA Editor than a peruse The science section has taken
Mitan Patel through your on a new guise in the form of
favourite a rant by our assistant editor
Features Editor magazine and resident genius.
Ross Barrow - The Magdalen? This month we’ve went all I would like to thank the
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with it) and covered a whole variety of issues on our front cover for
Michelle Lacey
from the Strategic Review to report cards being their patience and fashion
Fashion Editor installed at University’s. But don’t worry. It’s not synchronicity. I believe they all
Liz O’Hara all about “dull” yet extremely relevant things look rather hot.
like education. Ruth Hunter has done fantastic I hope you have a lovely winter
Entertainments Editor work in covering a number of art related events, season and look forward to
Ruth Hunter including an interview with Martin Boyce. We seeing you all in January.
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26th November – Dundee’s Christian


nov-dec
nov-dec
backlash against the omission of Jesus from
the winter festivities has allowed Nativity plays 27th November: Tiger Woods is in car crash
back on the theatrical menu for schools and in Orlando after several allegations of infidelity
societies. – police say he is to blame.

30th November: Susan Boyle attained


Number 1 on the album charts with her CD I
Dreamed a Dream. She now holds the title of 2nd December: Marilyn Monroe is outed as
most albums sold within a week for a first- a marijuana smoker, following the retrieval of
time artist. Over 400 000 copies have been silent footage, dating 1958-1959
purchased.

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2nd December: British sailors that were
detained by the Iranian authorities are
released. The five yachtsmen had been
4th December: FIFA draw the groups for the
captured while sailing over the borders of
South Africa 2010 Football World Cup, seeing
Iranian waters.
the host nation drawn against 2006 World
Cup runners-up France, along with Uruguay
and Mexico. England faces what has been
described as an ‘easy draw’ against Slovenia,
USA and Algeria.
7th Decmber: Government speaks of Swine
Flu vaccinations for all children under 5,
alongside “high-risk” adults. Enough “Tamiflu”
has been created to treat the entire population
7th December: Alistair Darling proposes to
of the UK.
counteract the “bonus culture” in Britain by
creating a one off “super-tax” on thousands of
bankers’ bonuses.

7th December: Copenhagen Climate Summit


opens up debate regarding carbon emissions
– nuclear energy is discussed as a possible
solution to energy problems.

8th December: Car bombings continue in


Baghdad. 448 are injured and 127 people are
confirmed dead. Al-Qaeda are said to have
been more active in the area due to their
protest against the government, stating the
government is unable to protect its people.
news : campus
Animation DUSA Presidents Fundraising
Success? >Rory Martin Open Letter Success For
Students
A short animation made by students from In an unprecedented move, Student Union On Friday the 23rd of October, the school
Dundee and Abertay universities; called The President Andrew Smith has written open of education, social work and community
Happy Duckling has won a BAFTA Scotland letter to Dundee University Principle education raised over a thousand pounds
award for Best Animation. Students from Downes citing concern over possible for Cancer Research UK. A number of events
the two universities came together in the further cuts to the university. The threat of were organised by School President Liam
07/08 academic year under the guidance of cuts and their possible detrimental effect Sturrock as part of Breast Cancer awareness
renowned Israeli animator and former tutor on the student population is currently month. Students and staff dressed in
at Duncan of Jordanstone, Gili Doley to of great concern. The Law Library has pink and took part in a number of events
create the animation. already seen its opening hours reduced by including a bake sale and a raffle. Liam
The animated adventure follows a young roughly a third after a cut in the budget said that the response had been good with
boy who is being followed by a relentless of the Information Services department. those from other schools also participating.
happy duck who trails him throughout this This was despite a petition from over 200 Also on Friday the 30th of October, a
the pop-up book world where the story is Students. Instead of cuts in this area there number of researchers from Dundee
set. was a call for the budget to be increased, University also did their bit for fundraising
The Happy Duckling has already been especially as Dundee University has taken for Breast Cancer’s ‘wear it Pink’ campaign
shown in almost 50 countries worldwide, on a record number of students this year. As with a number of events at Ninewells
and won several awards at film festivals well as the issue of cuts the open letter also hospital.
around the globe. highlighted many other key issues such as
The Happy Ducking can be viewed online at Principle Downes reference to the university
http://www.happyduckling.com/ as a business. This raised concern with many
students about the idea that education
could ever be considered a business.

The move by President Andrew Smith is


the first time a DUSA President has gone
against the Principle’s apparent aims so
openly. As well as this letter DUSA has
started a petition calling on Principal
Downes to reinstate the Law Library
hours, stop further cuts and oppose any
staff redundancies. This split shows the
St Andrews Student deep divide between students and staff DoJ’s V&A
Death Achievement
that more cuts could create. For further
information on this issue please see the
Alex Wilson, a first year student at St letter and article by Andrew Smith on the
Andrews University, plunged to his death DUSA website. DOJ student’s V&A success
from a cliff on Friday 6th November. Fourth year Duncan of Jordanstone student,
Alex was taking a shortcut to a beach party Kirsty Fenton will have her work exhibited
through the area known as The Scores at the Victoria and Albert Museum next
when he fell 60ft off a cliff at 01:30am. A year alongside some of the biggest names
lifeboat from Broughty Ferry along with an in the art world including Tracey Emin and
RAF helicopter from Northumberland was Grayson Perry. Her winning entry will form
launched to find the student. However, his part of the V&A’s first major exhibition of
body was found washed up on the shore quilts next year. Kirsty’s design ‘Threaded
near the St Andrews Aquarium Sealife Wrists’ was made after students were
Centre, an hour and a half later at 3am. challenged to create a quilt that displayed
There were no suspicious circumstances. St a narrative quality. Her design deals with
Andrews University Vice-Principle Stephen the problem of child labour which is a
Magee described Alex as a “bright and very massive issue in the textile industry around
popular student who was much loved by the world. Kirsty said she is thrilled to have
his family and friends”. received such an opportunity and said “it
This is the sixth fatal accident in seven is quite intimidating to think that my stuff
years at this spot. The Royal Society for the will be there alongside all these other huge
Protection of Accidents is trying to raise names, but it is also fantastic”. The exhibit
awareness on the dangers of this area to will take place at the Victoria and Albert
new students. Museum in spring next year.
news : local & national
Student Pub Crawls Robbie To Return? Polar Bear Moves
Face Backlash North
Some say it is a right of passage to Robbie Williams to Reunite with Take That The UK’s only polar bear Mercedes was
participate in alcohol induced mayhem After Robbie’s three year break, he is said moved last month from Edinburgh Zoo to a
during university, but could the legendary to be set for a reunion with Take That. The new enclosure in the Highland Wildlife Park.
student pub crawl be under threat? star appeared on Jonathan Ross on Friday Her old enclosure at Edinburgh Zoo was
6th November and admitted he had been criticised as being too small for such a large
Carnage UK organise drinking events for working alongside Take That. He said that animal. The new enclosure at Highland
350, 000 students across the UK every year, they have done “bits and bobs” together Wildlife Park extends over four acres of land
including Dundee. This week alone will and that he couldn’t say much about their and is regarded as far more typical of polar
run 10 nights across Britain. At each event, reunion at present. The star also revealed bears natural habitat.
students pay £10 for entry into around 10 that he stopped performing for a while due
bars and a nightclub (many of which will to his nervousness on stage. The Royal Zoological Society of Scotland
offer promotions). Robbie left Take That in 1995 and went (who own Mercedes) stated that she
on to become an extremely successful was settling into her new environment
However the National Union of Students solo artist. He has just released his eighth incredibly well. There are also plans to
wants to see such events banned in all album - Reality Killed the Video Star. Whilst get more polar bears and start a breeding
British universities after Philip Laing, a 19- in New York for Mark Owen’s stag do, the programme after Mercedes dies. The
year-old student from Sheffield Hallam was band and Robbie were said to have gone Royal Zoological Society claim that such a
pictured urinating on a wreath of poppies to Jimi Hendrix’s old studio to work on new programme would help ensure the survival
at a war memorial after a 12 hour binge. material. of the species whose natural habitat
Laing, who now faces a prison sentence and is under threat from global warming.
disciplinary action from Sheffield Hallam, However, these plans have been criticised
was one of 2000 students who took part in by the born free foundation.
the pub-crawl last month.

However this is not the first controversy


linked to a Carnage UK event, in Bangor,
north Wales, a local man was attacked
during an event while Gethin Bevan, 20,
a student at Bath University, committed
suicide behind a nightclub after attending a
Carnage pub crawl.
SLC Cock Up
The NUS has launched a campaign to stop
the company holding any further events, Thousands of students across England
writing to local authorities and MPs and are still waiting for their loans and grants
according to a recent survey 17 student months after term started.
unions have already banned Carnage.
Statistics from the Student Loan Company
indicate that up to 70,000 students are still
waiting for their payments to arrive despite
claims by the Student Loan Company (SLC)
that all who submitted their applications on
time would have their payments by the end
of October. In one example a student who
submitted her application in April still has
not received any payment from the SLC.

The Conservatives are blaming the


government for this delay, have accused
them of dithering and warn they need to
get a grip of the situation before the next
group of students start in January.

With no idea when the problem will be


rectified, it would seem that the wait for
many English students is far from over.
news : international
Korean Navy Clash US Army Base Shooting

A South Korean warship has exchanged fire A US army major who is accused of
with a North Korean vessel according to killing 13 soldiers at US army base Fort
reports from both countries. Reports from Hood in Texas was due to be deployed
South Korean officials state that the South to Afghanistan. Reports indicate that he
Korean ship fired after the vessel from the strongly opposed his deployment there
North crossed a disputed sea border. and found it deeply troubling. US officials
North Korea is insisting that its ship did not say that he acted alone in this attack
cross and the reaction from the South was despite being linked to Yemen-based cleric
unjustified. They are demanding an apology Anwar al-Awlaki who is accused of being
over this latest incident which comes after sympathetic to Al-Qaeda.
months of increasing tension in the region.
It comes just days before US President Barak Major Nidal Malik Hasan was shot four times
Obama is due to visit the region where during the attack. At the time of going
North Korea is seeking a meeting with him to press he remained in hospital but had
to discuss the nuclear issue. regained consciousness and was able to
talk.

Danish Student
Arrest
A Danish student, Niels Krogsgaard, has
been arrested in Iran after government
authorities accused him of covering anti-
government protests. According to the
Danish Union of Journalists, Mr Krogsgaard Student Re-
was in Iran working on an academic paper
about Iranian politics. Candian, Japanese
First Lady On Admitted
and Iranian journalists are also being held Sesame?
in custody for covering the protests without A Brazilian student who was expelled by
The 40th anniversary of Sesame Street
permits. her university for wearing a mini-dress has
this week is to be celebrated with the
been reinstated. Geisy Arruda, a student at
appearance of Michelle Obama on the new
Iran has greatly tightened its reporting Bandeirante University (a private college
season. Previously the show has seen the
regulations after mass media coverage in Sao Paulo) was expelled because the
likes of Kofi Annan, Beyonce and Robin
of protests that followed the disputed university stated that she was causing a
Williams.
June election. At least 30 protesters have disturbance in classes through “a flagrant
Sesame Street – starring Elmo, Big Bird, Bert,
been killed in clashes with security forces lack of respect for ethical principles,
Ernie, the Cookie Monster and Oscar the
since the elections. Thousands have also academic dignity and morality”.
Grouch – is now aired in over 140 countries.
been arrested and around 200 opposition
In each country, the program focuses on
activists remain in jail and 3 have been She was reinstated after outcry from the
important cultural issues. In South Africa
sentenced to death. public as well as the government. The
the characters promote HIV awareness, in
education minister called for the university
Belfast the characters attempted to bridge
Despite the lack of coverage, the protests to explain its actions and the minister for
the sectarian divide and in the Middle East
in Iran continue. Reports from within the woman’s rights said the actions showed
they teach children about tolerance.
country indicate that security forces are “total intolerance and discrimination”.
The only showing that still exists in the
using batons and tear gas to break up The university said that it would reinstate
UK is on BBC Northern Ireland, which was
large protests. Other unconfirmed reports Geisy Arruda but would not offer an
instigated by Deputy First Minister Martin
state that security forces are using live explanation.
McGuinness.
ammunition to disperse crowds.
comment : international
Europe >Mitan Patel

The controversial Lisbon treaty will come on a small number of issues, but the
(Note that not all member states have had
into effect this month. It creates the position advent of the Lisbon Treaty greatly
the opportunity of a referendum on the
of President of the European Council (the expands the number of issues the EU has
treaty, some governments have signed the
council is composed of the heads of state overriding authority on. Is this sacrifice
treaty without a vote.)
of all 27 European Union nations; and the worth it? Undoubtedly the Treaty will
∑ In 2007, a new document was drawn up,
President will be a mere spokesman/woman ensure greater cooperation with the
stripped of any mention of a super state,
on behalf of the council) and the High other European nations. It is often said,
such as the aforementioned anthem, flag or
Representative (this is the more significant given the rise of the BRIC countries (Brazil,
logo. In 2008, the Irish referendum on the
position, which will represent the interests Russia, India, China- the economically
new Lisbon treaty showed that Irish voters
of all EU nations on international matters). powerful developing countries), the EU is
were not happy with it.
Proponents vigorously state that it will necessary to counter these countries rising
∑ In mid to late 2009, most nations had
allow more efficient governance. However, influence, both in terms of economics
opponents of the treaty argue that it and national security. The emergence
abolishes the sovereignty of EU member once again of Russia also reinforces the
states in favour of a “federalist” Europe. need for such a union between member
states. EU supporters will always highlight
The EU started, in the form of the EEC the ever dangerous political landscape,
(European Economic Community), as a necessitating a strong European Union
bloc of European nations that sought with huge powers.
economic (but not political) integration.
The EU itself was created with the signing In Britain, most of the population is
of the Maastricht treaty in 1992, which said to be against the idea of further
created a much stronger political union European integration. The Lisbon treaty
between the members of the EEC. The referendum was never given; this is seen
Lisbon treaty is an equally historic treaty. to have happened as the pro European
signed up to the Treaty, including the
Here is a brief history for those of you who government, feared a rejection of the
UK. Only the Polish, Czech and Irish
are unfamiliar with the Lisbon Treaty: treaty. This now presents a huge problem
governments had yet to sign the Lisbon
for the Conservative Party who is set
treaty. The Irish held a second referendum
∑ In 2004, the Lisbon Treaty was agreed to govern after the upcoming general
and this time the answer came back yes
by the EU leaders. For a “treaty” to be election next year. As stated, their party
(as the recession highlighted the need
ratified (come into effect), all member is generally against Lisbon and promised
for greater cooperation with Europe and
states must agree to sign it. Only once all a referendum on Lisbon, but since the
there were assurances given that certain
member states have done so, the document treaty is now in effect and they cannot
matters such as abortion would not be
becomes law. do anything significant to release Britain’s
imposed on Ireland from Europe). The
∑ Initially it was a constitution (critics obligation to it, they have revoked their
Irish government signed, soon followed
still refer to it as a constitution) with the promise of a referendum. This has angered
by the Polish government and despite the
inclusion of creating an EU flag, anthem many of the British public and is set to
Czech Presidents disapprobation with the
and logo. The French and Dutch voters make the Conservative Party policies on
treaty, he eventually signed the treaty very
were asked via a referendum whether they Europe very interesting.
recently, finally ratifying the treaty as all
supported the treaty and both groups member states had singed the treaty.
firmly rejected the notion of the treaty. The EU currently has overriding authority
infocus: strategic review

The Strategic
Review >DUSA President Andrew Smith
Following the DUSA AGM in October I that is going to be in the report I want can only undermine education in this
wrote to Principal Downes to convey the to guarantee you that if I am in the same country.
concerns of a number of students, and position as my predecessors have been in
to ask a number of pertinent questions the past then DUSA will not be supporting In November DUSA launched a petition
about the upcoming Strategic Review any cuts and we will never ignore the will of that urged the Principal to ensure that
being undertaken by his office. Following our members. no support budgets were cut and that
the letters publication on www.dusa.co.uk teaching staff were not made redundant as
Principal Downes took part in a number of During a time when graduate jobs are a result of the recession. This is a petition
meetings with me and other students. becoming harder to find and the cost of and an issue we fully intend to return to in
living is only increasing then it seems to the New Year and is one of the many ways
The main argument I made, and still do, me the onus is on the governments in we hope to influence the process.
is that as a matter of policy DUSA will Hollyrood and Westminster to ensure the
not support any cuts that impact upon cost of being a student doesn’t deter others When students work with the University
the learning or pastoral experiences of from enjoying the same privileges that we then we can all benefit, this has been seen
students. At present it feels like we are all have, graduates already pay more tax in with the recent increase in hours to both
being told that there are no planned cuts general and should not be taxed extra on the main library and the law library which
but on the other hand we are also being top of that. came as a result of a strong dialogue,
told that resources will be increase for areas similarly the work of the 16 school boards
that are achieving “excellence” this raises The issue here is not what Principal Downes across campus have seen the whole student
the obvious question of what happens to may or may not decide to do but is rather representation system strengthened in the
areas that are not defined to be achieving the trend that is seeing an increasingly past 2 or 3 years.
“excellence”- the issue is that without cuts market driven approach to the University
or a significant redistribution of resources experience across the country. We believe A copy of the letter I wrote can be found
there is no way to build one department that University education is a value to on http://www.dusa.co.uk/news/index.
without it being at the expense of others. society and must be invested in during a php?page=article&news_id=102125
recession. We believe that the never ending
While we can not be sure of anything talk of tuition fees and cuts across Britain

Comment >School President of Social & Environmental Sciences


Adam McVey

Students are aware there is a problem on Nobel Prize why else should the student reduces the choices open to students and
campus when even their lecturers look body be worried? moves our campus from a diverse multitude
worried. This time round, the lecturers of modules to a dull monotone set of core
are duly concerned about the University’s If a lecturer’s research is deemed to be subjects. This all makes the assumption
strategic review. This is a review to examine substandard and is axed, they will have that within our University there is pointless,
the quality and efficiency of the University. more time to focus on lecturing and “quality time consuming, costly research going on.
This includes all aspects of research and research”. This creates a problem when there Having spoken to lecturers who are worried
teaching for the staff. The University has are many members of staff in a department about this, none of them feel their research
stressed that they want to focus on quality each having their research dropped. It is pointless and it begs the question- Who
of research but many are concerned that isn’t hard to imagine that if more free time will be targeted and stopped carrying
the financial income will play a role in is found for a department’s staff it won’t out part of their academic functions? The
setting the criteria of “quality research”. be long before staff cuts are considered. strategic review will be published over
Lecturers are worried that if their research If lecturers have more free time then the Christmas to give us an answer.
activity is not highly funded it will be axed University needs fewer lecturers to carry out
by the University. One of the Economics its functions. The problem with this logic
lecturers has pointed out that very few is that departments will lose key skill sets
Nobel Prize winning research papers have if the number of lecturers is cut. Lecturers
received any such financial backing. So with specifications will be lost and therefore
apart from our lecturers missing out on the the modules they run will be lost. This
infocus:
Principal Downes:
Biography

The Dean of our Life Sciences faculty year, following his position as Vice- the university as those of medicine,
has found information leading to the Principal and Head of the College of life sciences and art at Duncan of
understanding of lithium. This drug Life Sciences obtained three years Jordanstone, raising them all to equal
is used to make insulin, treat manic previously. He has been a member standards.
depression and promote controlled of staff at Dundee University since
growth. 1989, when he was appointed the role His commitment to Dundee University
of Professor of Biochemistry. During is unfailing and his scientific and
He is a co-director of the Division his time with the schools of science, academic contributions will surely
of Signal Transduction Therapy – he has attained several prestigious continue for many years to come.
an exclusive collection of six drug awards including the Colworth Medal
companies which control the world’s of the Biochemical Society
drug production and understanding. His extraordinary contributions to the
He has received an OBE within the University of Dundee and subsequent
2004 list for the Queen’s Birthday effect on the international field of
Honours. science deserve and achieve great
recognition from his colleagues,
Peter Downs was appointed “Acting faculty and the university as a whole.
Principal and Vice-Chancellor” here at He states he wishes to bring the same
the University of Dundee earlier this recognition to all departments of

Editors Note:
The Strategic Review raises many there a poor staff to student ratio? Senate without our recommendations
questions to all involved with our As boring as all of these queations is high.
education process. It is not the may sound it is important that you
intention of the Magdalen to pre-empt develop some sort of interest for your
the motives or the outcomes of the university. Our student voice needs
Strategic Review. Instead we want to maintain a degree of authority so
to allow you to make an informed that when these “difficult decisions”
decision about your education. concerning “impact” focus” and
Principal Downes has held sessions “excellence” are made, we at least
with the SRC and a further meeting have an iota of whats going on.
with a smaller core. It is up to all of us The report is due out in January and
to ensure that such communication we hope that it will be subjected to
continues. What is happening at your extended scrutiny from all of the
school? Are you lacking books? Is facets of our university bodies. The
your library having its hours cut? Is likelihood of it being passed through
representation:

Student Representative Council

SRC is still cracking on with the important into making halls of residence more cost After the University’s unwillingness to look
business of representation. The last meeting effective for students. The principal is also at the rerintroduction of the daytime bus
on the 10th of November affiliated six new working to reassure the student body that service to ninewells and West Park Villas, the
societies. Film, Forensics, Afro-Caribbean, any potential cuts will not have an adverse SRC decided to continue persuing the issue.
Bhangra, Caporeira and Psychiatry were all effect on the student experience. The Student Council will now be making
welcomed into the DUSA family of societies. The last SRC was dominated by the suggestions as to where the University can
Look out for the new additions on the list of ammendment of no less than 8 bye laws find the £50,000 to fund the scheme.
society websites at DUSA.co.uk. and 2 codes of conduct. All were passed by The SRC also came to the conclusion that
The big news of SRC was the presence the SRC with a few minor adjustments. we’re no where near as accessable as we
of the Principal to answer questions and The SRC also endorsed a monthly should be. After some discussion the SRC
concerns of the Council. Mr Downes was membership option for the University decided get in people’s faces to let campus
asked about a range of policy issues such as gym. It’s now upto the Exec to negotiate know what we’re upto much more. Search
pricing of Halls of residence, library resource with the ISE with the council’s mandate to on facebook for the Dundee Student
provision, as well as potential departmental ensure this option becomes availbale to the Representative Council and join the group.
cuts. The principal has now agreed to look student body, watch this space!

How Representation Works

Student University
Representatives Structures

DUSA Executive Court, Senate and their


Committees

Students Representative
Council (SRC) College Boards

Services & Learning & School Boards


Facilities Teaching
Sub- Sub-
committee committee
School Staff-Student Liaison
Committees
School Presidents

• Informal feedback to staff


Class / module • Module feedback surveys
Representatives • National Student Surveys
(NSS)
• Programme Review Panels
The Student Body • Hall Committees
You’ve graduated. Now here is
your Report Card.
Ross Barrow investigates why replacing the current classification system with report
cards might be a good idea after all.

British universities grade honours students


using a classification system. So, at honours
be formally recognised.
Get Involved
level (4th year for most courses in Scotland), A system of report cards would serve
you can achieve a First, 2:1, 2:2 or a 3rd. students and employers far better.
Students would be more inclined to Societies
Last year, according to the Good University join societies and get involved in their There are a million and one societies and
Guide, 65.8% of students graduated university, benefiting the student sports to get involved with at Dundee Uni.
from Dundee University achieved a First experience for everyone. We would also They’re a great way to network and build
or a 2:1. Whilst that figure looks flashy not have to worry that we were spending up your CV.
on a university league table, in an ever time that could be better spent studying,
competitive jobs market, it doesn’t help as employers would see value in our extra Representation
anyone with a top grade to stand out from curricular activities. It might also encourage
the crowd. It seems that a new system some of us to get fitter, by joining the It may sound like the last thing that
should be introduced, which would do basketball or athletics society. For you might want to do, but student
exactly that. employers, they would be better informed representation is one of the most
of their candidates for jobs, and could more important aspects of life on campus. Get
Wouldn’t a system where captaining easily spot the potential of graduates. in touch with your School Convener or
the hockey team, volunteering as a Peer DUSA’s Deputy President for more info.
Connector or being an active member It might be a cliché to say that there is
of the debating society were recognised more to life than grades, but a report cards Part Time Job
alongside academic qualifications be system would make that statement a
There are many benefits of having a
far more valuable to students and their reality.
part time job, the obvious one being an
prospective employers? According to
increase in your cash flow. Further to that,
the Guardian newspaper, students and
having a part time job whilst at Uni shows
employers certainly think so. In fact, a
that you’re
system of “report cards” has been mooted
by such groups, which would offer this type
of information, giving employers much
more detail about you and giving students
the opportunity for their achievements to
travel:

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>Kirsty Fergusson

Unfortunately winter is creeping up on


us. With the weather deteriorating quickly,
the work piling up rapidly and the end of
semester not too far in the distance we think
some winter fun is in serious need!
Feeling the pinch? If you haven’t already
been tempted by post-exam cheap flights
then why not stay in Scotland and explore?
This issue, The Magdalen takes you on a
tour of must-do’s in Scotland through out the is not to rival the original ones in Germany, Whisky Tasting...
festive period. but to bring an authentic experience for all to The Speyside whisky trail makes a great
enjoy. road-trip with friends. The trail consists of
Edinburgh German Markets... The best thing about this is that you don’t nine distilleries scattered around the Moray
have to spend a penny so it is perfect for area of Scotland. The distilleries include
Why not take a trip to the capital to visit the all you skint students. The atmosphere in whisky-tasting which will warm the cockles
German markets in all their glory? Edinburgh is amazing when night falls and of your heart (and your stomach!) in the
the festive lights take over the city; it is Scottish autumn weather. Highlights of
On November 24th at 5pm the Christmas definitely worth a visit! the trip are Glenfiddich distillery – a well-
German market opens at Mound precinct, recognised dram – and the Benromach
outside the National Gallery of Scotland, Dundee Ice Skating... distillery – the smallest in the Highlands.
this is also when the winter wonderland is Scotland boasts the only whisky trail in the
launched including the big wheel and the Why not try something new this winter? world so it is a truly unique experience.
outdoor ice rink! This is so much fun for a Public sessions start from 10am-12noon However if you’re suffering from the classic
Christmas day out with all your friends to everyday and continue at various different student lack of motivation, Perthshire is
celebrate the end of semester, getting you times throughout the day. It is best to home to the Famous Grouse Experience in
well and truly into the Christmas spirit. phone up and book before you go along as Crieff, which is accessible by public transport
The German Christmas market in Edinburgh sometimes there are ice hockey matches on from Dundee and is a five star visitor
consists of 25 little wooden cabins, each in the evenings which are definitely worth attraction.
brightly illuminated with all of the usual going along to watch if that interests you! More information: www.maltwhiskytrail.com
seasonal trimmings. The aim of the market www.famousgrouse.com

SCOTLAND WINTER SPORTS

1. Skiing in Aviemore... and bar in the UK, so that is definitely worth a


Aviemore is the home of the Cairngorm visit after an adventurous day on the slopes
Mountains, and is situated in the heart of the for some chill out time.
Cairngorms National Park. This is the perfect
location for some fun filled days of skiing and
snowboarding on the beautiful Cairngorm
Mountains. You can hire all the equipment
when you get there, including warm outdoor
clothes if you have not come prepared. If you
have had enough of skiing for one day, the
Cairngorms is home of the highest restaurant
travel:
FYI:
HOLIDAYS IN WINTER
“WINTER” Sick of “Winter” with the Rentals? Try our winter breaks?
BREAKS
POLAND
for outdoor fun,
beauty, history provides many opportunities
Poland is a country rich in horseback riding
a visit from sailing, canoeing and
and culture and is well worth to fishing and scenic walks
. If outdoor fun
Po lan d’s bea utiful w is the place
for a winter break. is not your thing then Warsa
ter y clim ate pro vides shop amongst
scenery and win to visit if you are looking to
for ski ing am ong st the buzzing
perfect conditions ere the local markets and enjoy
ain s in Za kop ane . Th e of the well
the Tatra mount nightlife. Krakow is the hom
the tallest s markets, which
are magnificent views from known traditional Christma
d, wh ich is a perfect tinue all the way
mountain in Polan open in December and con
at Christmas
way to spend a winter break into January. They are definit
ely worth a
lish town that
time. Czestochowa is a Po visit to indulge in the festive
atmosphere
actions, from Michelle Travers
provides fantastic tourists attr that Poland has to offer. –
architectural
medieval castles to fantastic
t in Poland
buildings. The Lake Distric

PRAGUE
Spending time after exams
in the traditional winter fairytale exp
Czech capital is the perfec erience! If
t way to you’re looking for something
ignite the Christmas spirit in interesting
even between pints of Staropram
the biggest scrooge. To get en, visit
in the Franz Kafka’s house in the
Christmas mood head for Sta Old Town
ré Square for an insight into Pra
Mesto – the old town – and gue’s most
explore famous literary figures. After
the beautiful markets in the your day in
Old Town Prague, head to Bohemia Ba
Square in the idyllic Czech gel in the
setting Old Town for an inexpensive
complete with colourful bui snack...they
ldings and serve bagels piled high wit
the traditional Tyn church. h everything
Petrin Hill imaginable! It’s a great pla
is worth visiting for breathtak ce to meet
ing views other travellers and check
over the city, as is Prague your emails.
Castle for a - Kirsty Fergusson

ALA, NEW ZEALAND


COROMANDEL PENINSU
and Cathedral
e is nearing; Hot Water beach, Whitianga
In Scotland, Christmas tim Cove. All beaches have a
mix of buzzing
, the chill is nipping.
the rain is dampening cafes to secluded fish and
chi p takeaways.
buz zing in New
In contrast cicadas are Each beach is within approx
ima tely one hours
tch peo ple eating
Zealand; seagulls wa drive from one another. Du
ring low tide at hot
ile the sun bakes
their fish and chips wh water beach you can dig you
rse lf a big hole
nt a sum mer
their backs. If you wa in the sand and bathe in the
nat ura l hot water
nd the tim e to go is
getaway to New Zeala coming from the deep hot spr ing s bel ow. Be
No vem ber to March.
during the months of careful of really hot spring
wa ter wh en digging
roll ed dow n
Follow the cars with the and be sure to lather yourse
lf in sun blo ck,
s han gin g out as
windows and brown arm as the water isn’t the only thin g tha t ma y burn
ir loa d of sur fbo ards
people drive with the are you. – Michelle Lacey
rac ks. Ch anc es
strapped to their roof el.
to the Co rom and
they are road tripping d
ion s in this bea che
The must see attract ,
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>Michelle Lacey

PROST! Yelled a bunch of red faced counting the right amount of Euros we wait beer hall around 9.30am, as from lunchtime
Bulgarians, swinging their frothy beer mugs for out beer wench to return to the table. onwards it can be very difficult to find a seat
towards us. PROST! We yelled back as Singing and linking arms while standing among the rows and rows of bustling people.
the thick glasses clanged together. We on table tops the view is hazy from people Another important point is Oktoberfest is
had successfully said ‘cheers’ in German to puffing out their smoke. Spotting our beer FREE. There is no charge to enter the
our new friends. It did not matter that the wench making her way through the crowds grounds or beer halls, leaving you plenty of
language between us comprised of badly we soon jump off the tables to avoid being money to play with for the beer, food and
broken English and German - prost was the escorted out. I pay her eight Euros and give carnival rides.
only word we really needed to know. her a small tip; this is encouraged as your
beer wench will give you quicker service You should make it a goal to visit and
Every year Munich holds one of Germany’s when serving you beer. consume at all fourteen beer halls. Although
most popular festivals – Oktoberfest! During perhaps over the span of a few days as

“PROST!”
this three-week long festival over six million fourteen litres of beer is ludicrous even for
visitors from all parts of the world come to the jolliest of Germans. After a few jugs
experience Oktoberfest. Why? Firstly, to do not be too over confident thinking you
drink some of Germany’s finest beers out can handle some of the four-looped roller
of the iconic one litre mug. Secondly, to Watching the beer wench hustle her way coasters and the screaming towers of
indulge in the delicious German food, found back to the kegs she easily holds upmost of death. At night time be sure to walk up the
strategically placed by the entrances of the fifteen empty beer jugs ready to be washed steps towards the huge statue of Bavaria.
beer halls. And of course to absorb the and refilled. In 2009, approximately 77000 Here you will find one of the best views of
jovial atmosphere inside the beer halls and thieves were caught trying to steal a beer Oktoberfest. The mix of flashing lights,
experience the thrilling carnival rides outside. mug. Due to hefty fines and unwanted crowds of happy people and roaring Bavarian
embarrassment I decided to purchase a mug music in the distance is great to experience.
Many people are confused with the word from Hofbräuhaus for only 10 Euros. Located With the tents closing around 11.30pm
“Oktoberfest” as the festival actually take in the heart of Munich this beer hall was once be sure to eat a sizzling bratwurst before
places in September. In 1810 the first occupied and enjoyed by Hitler. departing for home – who cares if it is your
Oktoberfest was held in October to honour second dinner, you are at Oktoberfest!
the Bavarian Crown Prince Ludwig’s Many people are often confused with how
marriage to Princess Therese von Sachsen- Oktoberfest works. It is very simple. At the With 6.5 million litres of cold frothy beer
Hildburghausen. The festivities were moved Hackerbrücke train stop you simply spill off consumed and the 2009 Oktoberfest do not
forward to September allowing for better the train with the other hundreds of people, miss this festival next year. It will be a truly
weather conditions. The original name following the handsome German men in their memorable experience, even if your memory
remains as Septemberfest just does not have lederhosen and women in their feminine is a bit fuzzy. September 18th - October 3rd
the same ring to it. dirndl. If you want to spend a full day at 2010
With one eye closed, concentrating on Oktoberfest it is advised you arrive at a
travel:
CROSS-CULTURAL ENCOUNTER
A NUMBER OF STUDENTS WHO TOOK PART IN VARIOUS ERASMUS EXCHANGE
PROGRAMMES WERE INTERVIEWED By OUR TRAVEL WRITER Michelle Lacey, TO
FIND OUT WHAT THEY LIKE ABOUT DUNDEE AND WHY WE SHOULD GO TO THEIR
HOMETOWN

Cagla Yazgin – Cyprus


What is your favourite place in Scotland and why?

“I love Glasgow, it’s my favourite city. It has great shopping and lots of exciting things to
do. It is always busy and there is a great atmosphere.”

What would you recommend to visit in


Cyprus?
“Larnaca is a place in the Greek side of Cyprus, they have big festivals and celebrations
every year for Christmas and it is definitely worth a visit. There is a lot to do and most
tourists who come to Cyprus at Christmas time go there because it is very nice.”

Devan McClane – America


What is your favourite place in Scotland and why?
” I love the Dundee’s city centre, how everything is so convenient but still has that very old time charm.

What would you recommend visiting in your hometown?

I would recommend going to one of the college football games in North Carolina to enjoy the
tailgating before the game and to be able to see a true American sport that brings out the fun
side to everyone.
Michelle Lacey – New Zealand
What is your favourite place in Scotland and why?

“I really enjoyed travelling to Montrose and seeing the beach that stretched along the coastline. Although different from New Zealand
beaches it was good to smell the sea again and walk along the coast.”

What would you recommend visiting in New Zealand?

To any visitor arriving into New Zealand in summer (December – March) I order them to go to Cathedral Cove. This is found in the North
Island in the Coromandel Peninsula approximately 2 hours drive from Auckland. After admiring the views during the one-hour bushwalk
down to the beach you’ll find white sands, crashing blue waves and a huge rock that you can walk through. Pack a large lunch; you’ll
want to spend the day here.
Hedda Riedel - Germany
What is your favourite place in Scotland and why?
I like Scotland because of its diversity, history and landscape, for example Edinburgh and Stonehaven with its castle.

What would you recommend visiting in you


home country?

For people visiting Germany I would recommend to visit Berlin,


Hamburg, the castles along the Rhine and the Oktoberfest.
science: the not-so-scientific takeover

IPCC Finds Skewed Statistics possible to argue the CRU did the correct
The Intergovernmental Panel on thing, surely the important issue is that
Climate Change (IPCC) has found climate change is happening regardless of
manipulated statistics regarding petty omissions in data.
human impact on global warming.
James Lovelock created a hypothesis
named “Gaia” (after the Greek goddess of
the earth) which claims that the earth is
able to adjust itself despite the influence
of humans or, extremely oversimplified for
simpletons like me; the earth can look after
itself. Many denouncers of global warming
use this as evidence for their views, claiming
that our effect on the temperatures of the
world is temporary and will be balanced out
by this great ‘mother earth’.

Nevertheless, the earth is changing, the ice


caps are melting and the geese are getting
fat… Surely, the correlation of human
activity, population and industry with
the rising of temperatures is undeniable.
At this time of great concern over ecology Although extremes in temperature have
and climate change, the leading board has been a part of the history of the earth, our
found leaked emails in their hundreds from actions inevitably have consequences.
the CRU (or Climatic Research Unit) of the Logically speaking, even if the earth were
University of East Anglia. The University’s to jump in temperatures of its own accord,
findings have had an impact upon our there are only so many resources within it.
understanding of global warming, through For example, one day our oil will run out.
their influence on the IPCC as a whole. It is doubtful that Gaia will top up as easily
The CRU had released heavily influenced as pay as you go. As such, I believe it is our
evidence to support claims that climate duty to act ethically, avoid the wrath of
change is entirely anthropogenic. Gaia and take matters into our own hands.
Skirting around the issue pointing fingers
Basically, they glossed over the extreme will not achieve anything, action alone will
changes in climate that have occurred solve the question of global warming and it A Solar Powered plane has
within the last 1200 years and chose not is better to act positively than not at all. begun its journeys with a “flea-
to include those facts within their overall hop” on the 4th December.
statistics. During mediaeval times, an The plane – a “Solar Impulse
unlikely period of warmth occurred, swiftly prototype plane” managed a
followed by a “little ice age”. This is similar to heigh of just a single metre.
the Great Freeze, occurring in Britain 1963. It would appear it has a way
These are not anomalies, as mini episodes to go before reaching its 2012
of cooling are recorded to have occurred at target of a round the world
least once every few decades for the past trip. The next planned event
500 years, and some even further back than for the plane will take place in
the 1500s. Switzerland, at the Payerne air
force airfield. They expect the
It is disgraceful that any such information plane to reach an altitude of
is withheld from the general public, but almost 9000 metres.
perhaps our society requires ‘shock tactics’
in order to act positively towards the
lessening of global warming. While it is not
our Future Is Private

This month, Ross Barrow looks into Lord Mandelsons plans to


effectively turn Higher education institutions into PFI’s. The Magdalen
asks what matters more; profit or personal development?

more on practical training and science market? Didn’t we come to University to


Since the economic downturn, businesses,
based courses. study a subject we were passionate about?
families and individuals have had to tighten
This policy would take the love out of
their belts. With less money to go around,
To market University degrees to business in learning, reducing Universities to factories,
budgets have had to be cut, state schools
this way would change the very essence of where ‘useful’ degrees were churned out in
have been more popular with middle
what student learning is about. their hundreds so business could increase
class parents and individuals have had to
their profit margins.
cut extravagant purchases. Universities
have not been immune from the tough Businesses would have far greater control
over University teaching. Students would be Of course students want their Universities
economic conditions either, but what will
constrained in their learning by a top down to develop good relationship with
this mean for the future of degrees?
teaching culture, discouraging free-thinking businesses; after all, students want access
and critical analysis. This robotic learning to jobs at the end of their studies. But
The question of how Universities should be
culture would be more characteristic this policy is the wrong way of doing it.
funded is rarely out of the media spotlight.
of primary school than a university The relationship between the student and
Whether students are complaining that the
environment. business should be a two way street. Lord
cost of University is too high, or taxpayers
Mandelson proposes a one way street
are arguing that they are footing the bill
The market would decide what degrees where there can only be one winner; the
for students who they see as providing no
were useful and which ones were not. If interests of big business.
benefit to society, this question is always
controversial. Recently, Lord Mandelson businesses have anything to do with what
gave an indication of where he believed we study, traditional University subjects
Universities should be heading for cash, such as History would be discouraged. Is
towards big business. He stated that to that the kind of society we want to live
encourage this, Universities should focus in, where we are told what to learn by the
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The “Are You Addicted To Facebook To The Detriment Of Your Degree, Friends,
Job And Now Ex Partner (Because They Never Saw You And So Ironically Broke
Up With You OVER Facebook)?” Flowchart Quiz

Start!

Go to the bathroom,
stand in front of
the mirror and
take a good look at
yourself mate.
Yes
Do You Check Your Facebook At
Least 10 Times A Day?
Have You/ Would You Ever
“Stalk” Someone You Didn’t
Go to the bathroom, Even Know?
stand in front of
the mirror and No Yes
take a good look at
yourself mate. No
Go to the bathroom,
stand in front of
the mirror and
Do You Play Bejewelled/Farm take a good look at
Ville Or Any Other Mind- yourself mate.
Numbingly Irrelevant Game?

Yes No Yes
Do You Get Update Texts Send Go to the bathroom,
To Your Mobile? stand in front of
the mirror and
take a good look at
yourself mate.
You are officially a Facebook addict.
You have no idea what the real world No
is anymore and can’t even remember
the last time you had a face-to-face
conversation.
You only class a relationship as
Perhaps it’s time your friends staged
official if it’s been listed on Facebook.
an intervention. Well, they probably Go to the bathroom,
would if you weren’t on Facebook stand in front of
every waking hour of the day. the mirror and
Yes take a good look at
No yourself mate.

Yes

When someone writes something on your Whilst it would appear that you’re not a Facebook
wall, you actually wait a few hours before addict, we would like to argue otherwise. Think about it,
replying so that you don’t seem addicted. No how many people do you see continually on Facebook
in the library? Maybe you’re not a Facebook addict - but
the chances of that being true are pretty slim!

9
health:
MINESWEEPING ALL CONS AND NO PROS
MAKES A SAFE DRINK
The horrific craze that is sweeping
Aggressive Situations
campuses across Britain.

T
How would you feel if you had worked
he Urban Dictionary defines it as “The
your arse off all week for meagre wages
act of stealing, appropriating, or simply
only to find that the money that went
picking up an unattended drink, with
into your bank had been stolen? You’d
the intention of aquiring it as your own.”
be pretty pissed off. Now lets translate
Most people with any sense of dignity would
that situation in terms of minesweeping.
simply define it as the act of making yourself
On no level would you be impressed
vulnerable to a number of harmful – if not
with some gadgie student trying to steal
embarrassing – situations.
your drink. By minesweeping you are
Minesweeping is a dangerous craze
putting yourself in great risk of getting
currently sweeping campuses up and down
lamped and subsequently banned from
Britain. This thoughtless and unnecessary act
your drinking venue. And you would
is perhaps another unintended consequence
only have yourself to blame.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
of Credit Crunch Britain. Yet we’d like to think
that students at Dundee University have got If dying, getting kicked out or banned from
a bit more self-esteem than the idiots who the Union doesn’t put you off minesweeping,
are quite keen to play a boozier version of then perhaps the simple – “have a little
Russian Roulette on a night out. dignity and respect” will work for you.
Everyone has “borrowed” a traffic cone, but
surely nobody would be dim-witted enough Stealing other people’s drinks just because
to steal a drink that could have anything you have no money is pretty low. If you
from rohypnol to pubic hair in its contents. are having problems with the old cash
In Health this month, the Magdalen looks flow, there are a number of different ways
into a little-known yet potentially lethal to solve your problems than resorting to
game that students need to be aware of. what is technically thieving. It’s like that
Drink Spiking ad at the start of a movie; “you wouldn’t
steal a handbag, you wouldn’t steal a
There is almost nothing more terrifying television...” and you shouldn’t steal a drink.
than having ones drink spiked. A recent Minesweeping is tacky, seedy, dangerous
article by Moore, Burgess and Donovan in and just makes you look like a twat.
the British Journal of Criminology discussed
date-raping drugs at length. The article was
indicative of the level of awareness that
society has for drink spiking. In 2004, the
Times Higher Educational acknowledged,
“date rape is the new student fear.” The link

CONTACT
between drink spiking and drug facilitated
sexual assault (DFSA) is commonly made in
society, particularly amongst young woman.
REASONS NOT TO BE AN IDIOT The issue of date rape arose in the 1980’s
when woman on campuses in both the USA
A number of Facebook groups have foolishly and the UK began to complain about being Suzy Lamplugh Trust:
opted to advocate the supposed “pros” of sexually assaulted by their male dates. This www.suzylamplugh.org
minesweeping. The Minesweeping (Danger worrying trend has not declined over recent
Drinking) Society claims that it’s all about taking years, with 55% of participants in a survey Check out the NHS guides on how to
from those who are careless enough to leave held across four university campuses in protect yourself from the dangers of
their drink unattended. This argument is entirely Britain claiming that they either had first or Drink-Spiking:
nonsensical when it means that the unattended second hand experience of drink-spiking.
drink in question still gets drunk. A drink spiking http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Drink-
research project carried out by Mentor UK a It is obvious then, that regardless of spiking/Pages/Introduction.aspx
few years ago found that of all the participants gender, drink spiking is a very real and
asked, only 1% viewed “don’t minesweep” as lethal occurrence. By participating in
a precaution. This surely insinuates that it has minesweeping you are opening yourself to a
become a social norm, which is an alarming fact lethal situation; be it DFSA, common assault
to health campaigners and police nationwide. or death.
music:

The
Hype
Machine:
Irreverent, Trend-Setting Bunkum
Our charts these days seem to reflect the CD collection. Post-Hardcore band Glassjaw in summer. Additionally, End Credits by
heart-broken attitude of our society. It’s feature heavily on his playlist. Having Chase and Status, featuring Plan B could
almost like a horrific repeat of the Spice supported muso-legend Brand New in simply not gain enough airplay.
Girls era as the past few months have their Autumn tour, we sincerely hope that The thing is, we firmly believe that the
witnessed a massacre in music. Ke$ha has Glassjaw will be producing new material in proper music of Britain - that of Lethal
brought us the completely awful Tik Tok the future. Bizzle, Kano, The Law, Chase and Status,
whilst Madonna-Wannabe Lady Mentalface The Magdalen CD collection is as healthy as Master Shortie, Example and Prodigy - does
GaGa has been spitting out number ones ever, as our love for the legend that is Frank not reflect our politics. The music of Britain
at a rate of knots. As usual, the charts are Turner grows more each day. Poetry of the has attitude, energy, innovativeness and
not to be paid any attention to. As Art Deed was released in September this year, dynamics. It is with this that we sincerely
Brut infamously sang; “the record buying and the ex-Million Dead member looks set hope that the next election to not reflect
public shouldn’t be voting.” And so, when on becoming an icon in British music. We the record buying public but instead the
we emerge from under our duvets one reckon you give him a listen right now. talented British artists to be find in all four
morning only to find that David Cameron Now we understand that typically we tend corner of our fine kingdom. Could you really
and his cronies have taken over the planet, to focus on alternative music and pay little imagine David Cameron body-popping
we can at least blame the smoke and attention to popular culture. We intend to to Genesis by Justice? Could you envisage
mirrors of the Singles Chart. keep it this way. Gordon Brown raving to Poppiholla by
So what have we been listening to? So, on the Drum n Bass scene DeadMau5 Chicane? No and definately not thank you
Well since moving office we have been have coupled up with legendary Rob Swire sir.
subjected to the utter noise that is Graeme to create dancefloor classic Ghosts n Stuff. One dream that we can all imagine
Thewliss’ (Vice President of Communication) Keep an eye out on these gods at festivals however, is that of Charles Kennedy
returning to the heart of the Lib Dems to
get down and dirty to Omen by Prodigy.
Maybe the record buying public shouldn’t
be voting and instead let the plethora of
talented songwriters and producers run the
country instead.

The Factolator
Don Diablo and Examples tune Hooligans
was co-written with R Kelly, who on hearing
the sample felt that it was pertinent he was
part of the project.

The X Factor finalist Olly Murs celebrated


his birthday in a Parisian Mansion after one
over-zealous fan gave him the house for a
weekend complete with full staff and free
booze.

Robert Plant once snogged Madonna after


mistaking her for his wife at Elton Johns
Masquerade Ball.

Basshunter, recently on Never Mind The


Buzzcocks, actually got lost in Fulham on
his way to the show. After stopping off for a
Frank Turner at XFM Recording chippy he had to call the producer only to
find that his car had been stolen.
16
Scottish legends The
Proclaimers meet
our music editor Ruth
Hunter to talk about
love, God and music.
After meeting Craig and Charlie Reid of The
Proclaimers it is clear that after 20 years of
fame they are still serious about the quality
of their music and putting on a great live
performance.

Even if you are not a die-hard fan it is


impossible not to be charmed by their

Meet The
passionate and sincere singing . Songs from
their new album ‘Notes and Rhymes’ such as
the titles track ‘Notes and Rhymes’ still retain
that head bopping addictiveness of their
better known singles over the years. ‘Love can

Proclaimers
move mountains’ display their optimistic and
genuine belief in people’s capacity to help and
inspire each other. Looking around the room
during this sentimental tune, I caught sight
of the occasional tear in the eye of some gruff
looking middle aged Scotsmen.

Do you feel elated when you’re on


stage?

Craig: Sometimes yeah,


sometimes you do, we play
so much…I’m not saying you
“You don’t have to believe
get blasé, you don’t get blasé, in God to believe in love”
sometimes it kind of captures
your attention and you can feel
what the audience is feeling.
Craig: I don’t know. top yourself.
Is there a venue you feel most at home
Charlie: No Charlie: This is not a genuine
playing?
recommendation!
Craig: Sometimes I think yeah they’re must
It really depends where you go, it also depends
be and then sometimes I think no, I can’t Craig: If it’s honestly that bad give up, I
on the night of the week, Thursday, Friday
believe that this is it. This is all there is. don’t believe people are miserable all the
Saturday tend to be good nights. In terms of
time I just don’t believe that. I think that
people being more relaxed and to be honest
Do you believe in love? most of our songs are positive, some of
they’ve been drinking as well, so that kind of
them aren’t. But we put as much as we can
changes the dynamic a bit.
Charlie: Yeah, I think romantic love is not all into all of them. Try to be honest every time
what love is, there’s a lot of different, much you make a song and be direct.
Did you like school?
greater loves than that, if you believe that
people care for each other and will sacrifice Do you have any advice for the
Craig: no, no, no…
for each other, and will go the extra mile for budding young musicians of
each other (I suppressed the urge) when it Dundee?
Charlie: I liked some of It but I disliked some
really matters, I think that’s true. You don’t
of it intensely, You know I don’t think our
have to believe in god to believe in love. Charlie: Stick to what you believe in. Write
personalities really suited being at school. If
about what you know. And don’t try to
you don’t like authority really then you don’t
You’re music is generally so optimistic.. sound like anybody else. I think you’ve got
like school. Having said that there’s a lot of
to find your own voice, or way to express
things I did like at school, subjects I did like. We
Craig: It’s mostly optimistic, mostly, it’s yourself, I think that’s a crucial thing. If you
were at quite a lot of schools, primary schools,
not all optimistic, I never quite trust people want to do anything original you have to
we moved about a bit.
who say everything’s up in sherry, but then find your own voice. Be it a literal voice or
again I trust people less who are always be it how through you play. You’ve got to
Do you believe in God?
miserable all the time, I think, if it’s that bad, be able to find your own way of doing that.
take it as gospel:

Reviews &
Previews
“Winter” Films
It’s A Wonderful Life White Christmas Bad Santa
It’s a Wonderful Life is Frank Capra’s 1946 This 1954 musical starring Bing Crosby Maybe not the best Christmas film to
American Classic. Around the holiday and Vera Ellen narrates that Christmas watch with the elders or the kids but a
season only Jesus could make you feel sentiment that we help each neighbour treat none the less. It is more reminiscent
worse about yourself than Jimmy Stewart. out in times of need. Crosby and Danny of the cynical candour associated with the
He plays the selfless and beloved hero, Kaye two army buddies are successful deconstruction of the ridiculous traditions
George Bailey. With Five Academy Awards entertainers who form a troupe with sister of the season that us young folk like to
under its belt it’s hard to miss this seasonal act Betty and Judy. After realizing that point out. Billy Bob Thornton ‘graces’
classic it arrives on our TV sets as inevitably Bob and Phil’s old WII commanding officer the screen as one of the most sexually
as the second coming. George Bailey General Waverly is in a dire financial state explicit and corrupted Kris Kringles you will
is dealt the miserable hand of financial due to the lack of snow supposedly falling hopefully ever meet. Willie T. Stokes and
hardships and lost dreams in the quaint running his seasonal inn to the ground (a his ‘trusty’ elf are the alternative, hardcore,
town of Bedford Falls. This uplifting fable business plan dependant on the weather naughty-to-nice Christmas characters
explores the importance of the hard may not have been the wisest one ever that break into store safes and make their
working individual in our evil competitive made) the troupe decide to put on a very own Happy Holidays. This alternative
capitalist society but at Christmas. Similar show. And what a show! With marvellous Christmas twist is definitely one of the
to Dickens’ classic, A Christmas Carol, Bailey dancing from Vera Ellen and the beautiful wittiest due to the inspired mix of classics
is shown the value of life by a supernatural rendition by Crosby of the title’s song at from South Park to A Christmas Carol. Filled
being who presents him a world without both the beginning and the end of the with a comical cast from Billy Bob Thornton
his existence. Exploring a dark and noir-ish film White Christmas is a must see, though to Bernie Mac and the Coen Brothers as
Christmas world allows Bailey to return to it helps to watch it after a few egg-nogs executive producers, this film is a guarantee
his idyllic town with a renewed confidence when the often overwhelming cheesiness Christmas winner if you’re not in the
and endearment hence the title, ‘It’s a of the script becomes a bit hard to bear. mood for the usual finely matured cheese
Wonderful Life’. Whatever time of year you There is no doubt that this is a Christmas sentimentality we see each year. Filled
view one of Capra’s greatest films, it is hard film to make you warm and fuzzy with with ugliness inside and out with a black
not to be influenced by the joy of those sentimentality, which as TV tells us each humour that Granny won’t understand,
patterned jumper-wearing upbeat 50s year, is compulsory. Bad Santa is a cynical yuletide treat for the
Americans! Grinch within.

Rating Rating Rating


The Book Bit
Fight Club our lifestyles. Despite the violent and
Chuck Palahniuk disturbing nature of the book, it maintains Fight Club is a story of failure as
“I want you to hit me as hard as you can” a funny and ironic perspective on things, a ambition that evolves into an anarchistic
juxtaposition which can make the reader underground group called ‘project
‘Fight Club’ by Chuck Palahniuk is a slightly uneasy. It is surprisingly, if you mayhem’ lead by the narrator’s enigmatic
story whose charmingly cynical narrator are reading it after having seen the film, a and excessively confident friend Tyler
and sardonic analyses of contemporary rather short novel but with our advertising, Durden. Motivated by the adrenalin of
American consumerist society successfully image-fuelled attention spans this works violence, this book is exciting and relatable
retains its appeal in book form as well out quite nicely. especially from the student perspective
as it does in the better known film. Its where apathy can often seem like the more
transition to the silver screen starring The novel is written from the first-person appealing route. And if you’re not in on
Brad Pitt and Edward Norton developed perspective of an unnamed narrator and Fight Club’s final plot twist, well, apologies,
a cult following and the film’s popularity, Palahniuk draws us in with his bitter, read the first rule of Fight Club.
like the development of the underground sarcastic dead-pan view of the world.
organisation within the story, eventually The narrator addresses the reader in
reached a mainstream popularity that a conversational tone which works in
ironically takes it out of its original an appealing way to deal with such
niche indie image. The book, which heavy issues as consumerism, corporate
was published in 1996, is an extremely America, insomnia, loneliness, support
harrowing and haunting analysis of the groups, mental illness and perhaps most Rating
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power the consumerist world has over importantly, soap.
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measure it in inches:

Martin Boyce
Interview
With Ruth Hunter
Ruth Speaks To The Artistic Genius That Is Mark Boyce

In a phone interview with Martin Boyce inverse and created a Modern space inside being with people. It’s not solely about
interrupted several times by the scheming a historical Venetian environment. His personal recognition but about people
demons of technology, we discussed the interpretation of the modern in the old seeing, thinking and talking about the
challenge of bringing his Venice- exhibition was very successful and the designer of the work, you can do something that creates a
‘No Reflections’ to the DCA and the effect DCA Richard Murphy is said to have been broader dialogue but you don’t have any
the dramatically different backgrounds of influenced by Scapera’s work. Some of control over it, it’s like a ripple effect that
Old Venice and the white modern space Scapera has also influenced Boyce just spreads and continues, that’s really
of the DCA would have on his work. The “My work doesn’t directly reflect it but there exciting for me.”
presence of the sculptural chandeliers in are moments that reflect his relationship “You make the art that you want to make,

“I know artists who don’t care if their work ever gets seen”
his work, for example, take on different with water” unlike a service industry and advertising
meaning: When discussing the implications of success where you’re dealing with results. With art
“In Venice you actually find chandeliers on the creative process of an artist, Boyce it’s completely different - you don’t know
but in the DCA they are more like alien described how it is different for every one. what’s going to happen once it goes out
objects and they become more sculptural, “Well that’s a very personal thing. I know there.”
something new in a different environment artists who don’t care if their work ever gets
and it’s a part of it which I find exciting.” seen. For me personally, I can’t understand
He contrasted his task with artist Carl wanting to work in that way because it’s all
Scapera of the 60s and 70s who did the connected to a social aspect that’s about

Other Artsy Events


Around Dundee

‘The Nine trades of Dundee’ is a project most excitingly forming a ‘Garbologist’


supported by The National Lottery through movement whose headquarters shall
the Scottish Arts Council’s Inspire Fund. It is be made out of rubbish. They will
inspired by ‘The Nine Incorporated Trades have working for them as well 9 lovely
of Dundee’ an organization, operating since assistants from Duncan of Jordanstone.
the 1800s, representing nine trade groups:
Baker, Cordiner (Shoemaker), Glover, Tailor,
Bonnetmaker, Flesher (butcher, mmmm,
flesh), Hammerman, Dyer and Weaver.
Though bonnets may not be in as big
demand this season the project aims to
combine art into the workplace as a way
of breaking down the prejudice that art is
just for artists. Running from July 2009-
2010 look out for the 9 artists working in
9 different work places in Dundee. Some
of their work will include ideas such as
accumulating the doodles drawn in offices,
Having visual displays in hair salons of
shared thoughts of the day and perhaps
measure it in inches:
Reflections of Venice
With Ruth Hunter

The Venice Biennale is one of the Rachael: When you got to see it at night You sort of lived in the exhibition
biggest, oldest and most prestigious with the doors shut and the light falling didn’t you?
art festivals in the world. This year, over it and the shadows the chandelier
three talented Duncan of Jordanstone sculptures cast on the wall.. H: Downstairs behind it. We were like the
art students were chosen to assist at Bonnie: Yeah we got to see it at caretakers for this abandoned landscape.
the 53rd Biennale. Organised by the night when the lights were off. It was R: it was strange being in this empty
DCA and then chosen by the Scottish palazzo by ourselves after everyone had
Arts Council, Glaswegian artist
“He wrote about the
left. We had to run across it in our pyjamas
Martin Boyce created an exhibition to get to the kitchen!
for the Scottish pavilion of the Venice
Biennale.
deserted zoo, all the
What was the atmosphere like in
birds have flown and Venice?
Bonnie Lee Huarneck, Rachael Rebus
and Hannah Champion were then
all the animals have
H: I really enjoyed being surrounded by art
chosen as the invigilators who were to work gone, all the straw is all the time, we were totally immersed in it.
at his exhibition for the first two months.
The atmosphere of Venice this last summer
stamped down..” At night we mostly hung out in the Rialto
area in this outdoor bar and made friends
the girls have described sounds like that 7 interconnected rooms you had to go with strangers. Later the other invigilators
of an artistic dream world. As invigilators through, it was kind of a metaphor for came and we would go to each others’
they did not merely oversee Martin Boyce’s streets outside I thought. houses and drink vino sfuso, these massive
exhibition but they acted as guides and H: It was called No Reflections in this vats of wine.
maintenance, opening it up every morning city full of reflections. The letters on the
and even sleeping in the same 15th wall were picked out of the shapes of the Were there any embarrassing
century Venetian palazzo the exhibit was chandeliers, which were influenced by occurrences?
located in. The girls describe the seven these concrete trees.
rooms of Boyce’s sculptural exhibition as B: There were these 4 concrete trees by H: Well I didn’t jump into the canal..
being inspired by the winding streets of artists Joel and Jan Martel for the French B: I was pushed! I was pushed!...(upon
Venice and how it is ironically titled ‘No decorative arts exhibition in Paris in 1925 further reflection) I enjoyed the seaweed,
Reflections’ in a city of water. and they were all destroyed after the H: When we found you you were just
The Magdalen caught up with them to exhibition. All that remained was a black sitting on the steps splashing around
discuss their feelings on the festival. and white photograph of the sculptures B: it wasn’t just any canal! it was the Grand
Bonnie and Rachael are both 4th year and Martin Boyce found this photograph Canal! When I do canals I do them in style.
Fine Art students and Hannah is a third and its kind of been the things that’s been Most tourists just look at them.
year art and philosophy student. In the behind most of his work for a long time. B: You got to immerse yourself when you
plastic basement cafeteria of Duncan So it was kind of like a ghost of the Martel go to Venice! you gotta become one with
of Jordanstone it is difficult to summon trees passing through every room because the city.
up images of the architecturally and all the influenced shapes and forms
historically rich buildings of Venice but as I continue in each room. Do you see your future in a festival
question them about the Bienale you can H: The whole idea in the exhibition about like the Biennale? Do you think
see the nostalgia glow in their eyes as they the petrified songs is based on this poem such public acknowledgement is
recall how they spent their past summer. he wrote about the deserted zoo, all the important?
birds have flown and all the animals have
What did you think of ‘No Reflections’ gone, all the straw is stamped down and B: Public recognition is important when it’s
as an exhibition? all the pools have dried up and so its kind about the work but not about the artist
of about the idea of a pool and all the H: you don’t work to get it in the Biennale.
Hannah: When I first walked in I thought it reflections that have gone into a pool, Martin got all these funds and resources
wasn’t the kind of thing that I’d be normally all the faces that have stared into it have to be able to what he wanted to do which
interested in but spending more time with been dried up so everything that has been would be great.
it I grew to love it and I loved the idea. I reflected in this pool is now evaporated in R: I think in the Biennale though the work
learned more living with it and getting to the air. So the idea for the petrified songs is informed by actually being in Venice. In
know it really well made me think about is that they’re evaporated and floating terms of your own practise I think its good
it a lot, I’ve never had the chance to think around your head. to be aware of these things but right now,
about a piece of art that much. all I’m doing is pushing my practise to the
furthest it can go, I just want to develop Would you see yourselves staying in in which they can get the support
myself and not let these things into my Dundee when your degree is over? they need to work? Art in these
mind set, I don’t think that’s healthy. times if anything gives us an escape
B: Yes, I could definitely see myself staying from having to constantly focus on
Do you think Duncan of Jordanstone in Dundee. I’m originally from Glasgow and planning our realities and let’s us
pushes towards creating for I know Glasgow has a massive art scene but reflect on things beyond money and
commercial success as artists? I feel like Dundee has a lot to offer at the work. Though some think that if cuts
moment in terms of contemporary art so I‘d are made, art and humanities are the
B: I think they just really encourage you to like to be a part of that and see where it can most deserving areas but by starving
grow as an artist as cheesy as its sound and go and with the Victoria Albert museum in out the education of those who create
they’re quite open in that way, they push a few years and the McManus galleries are the cultural representation in our
their students to get out there and see reopening soon as well. societies we lose aspects of identity
what’s out there and not be held in by the H: I wanted to go to Edinburgh art college and pride. Let us hope that these
institution. They want you to go to the DCA but if I’d gone I never would have gone to young artists get to leave lasting
or travel to Edinburgh and see the shows, Venice and I wouldn’t have ever had the reflections upon the world.
or go to Venice! exhibition and there’s so much stuff they’re
really trying to throw at you, they’re really
trying to help students out here at the
“There was this time moment I think. And I’d feel bad if I left
Dundee after everything it’s done for me.
we got stranded on an R: I would like to stay in Dundee for a while
island..” but I don’t know, I haven’t planned that far
ahead. I just want to see what happens, I
would like to think that I’ll stay but if not,
I’m sure I’d come back at some point.
H: You’ re never really pushed to make stuff
just to be sold I don’t think. Are you going to go back to Venice?
All; Yeah!
While in Venice the girls were H: in 2011 for the next Biennale.
inspired to create their own exhibition What was one of the most memorable
for Dundee from what they had things that happened in Venice?
learned in Venice. It took place in the H: There was this time we got stranded
Lower Foyer Gallery in October with on an island. And we got to drive the big
great success double decker vaparetto water bus home.
How much was your Dundee We were stranded and they drove up and
exhibition influenced by Venice? we were like brilliant! Cause we thought
were gonna miss the Redentore fire
R: I think it was impossible not to be festoval. They pulled up and they said you
influenced. wanna come up to the captains cabin and
H: the way we hung it and put it together we were like yeah! and they asked us do
was really influenced by Venice, because I you wanna drive? It was amazing and there
think we learned how to actually present an was some old Italian guy in the background
exhibition. just chuckling to himself.
B: Looking back especially you can see
how much it was all influenced by Venice, If in 10 years time you’ve not had
and the flooring in the Foyer gallery was the kind of success you’d hoped
actually quite Venetian which worked in for would that disappoint you as an
our favour. artist?

Can you compare the artistic B: We all want to be practising artists. You
atmospheres of Venice to Dundee? can’t plan your life one month in advance,
you just have to wait and see what
B: Well it’s really hard to do that because happens, focus and hope for the best.
so many of the spaces here are influenced
by the kind of white cube gallery setting In the midst of recession and in a
which takes over most institutions all study that offers no reliable future
over the UK at the moment, I can’t think employment wise the girls attitude
of any space that would match Venetian towards their careers and work seem
architecture. to be resiliently optimistic. It’s true
H: It was kind of overpowering to a that Dundee has a great and ever
lot of the art that didn’t work with the increasing art scene of both students
architecture in Venice but Martin Boyce’s and practising artists but do these
worked perfectly, it worked with the whole young artists hold a future in store
building.
Cartoons:

Odes and Other Things Which Don’t Fit


Anywhere Else: Ode To Webmail by Emily Kane

“ After throwing my laptop out the window,


Which was maybe a step too far,
I realised that as it tumbled out my
E-mail popped up on the task bar,
It only took five hours,
And 80 status updates,
Relating to how much Webmail had ruined my life
and I’d had to hand my essay in late,
If I didn’t have to use the treacherous technology,
Which I’m sure just stalls to mock me,
I doubt I’d be rocking back and forth screaming like
a banshee,
If fact I’m quite sure that my life would be complete,
Instead I’ll just keep sitting here,
Tapping ctrl alt delete,
Ctrl alt delete,
Ctrl alt delete,
Not responding.

You Know You’re At Dundee
Uni When...
2 Degrees of Separation The View are Everywhere Mark The Shark?
Everyone you’ve ever met OK, so you have met the There will be at least 50-
knows most of your friends View. It’s time to get over odd people who you chat
already and has probably it because every man and to/drink with on a daily
already lived/slept with/ his dog has met them and basis and know absolutely
drank with your best mate. in some cases, claim to be nothing about.
them.

Walk Of Shame Perth Road PJ’s Job Hunt


You’ve done a walk of shame It’s completely normal to You know you’re at Dundee
that’s lead you to walk right see someone walking up Uni when you’ve spent 3
through campus at 9 in the the Perth Road in their years of your degree “looking”
morning when everyone is on pyjamas. for a part time job that never
their way to lectures. materialises.

Webmail Pieces of Wood


You’ve found yourself On a daily basis you walk Know anymore?
screaming at webmail on past those random wooden E-mail them to
numerous occasions, as well as structures and still have no themagdalen@
updating your Facebook status idea as to what they actually dusa.co.uk
to emphasise how much you are.
hate webmail.

Urban Myths with Jordan


Dunbar
The Clydesdale Bank Machine at the back of the Union
It was a cold December day when I cats home and enrolled in the seasons passed
pushed my card into the glowing green School of Mathematics. After three Colin’s little kitty
slot and began to curse Clydesdale’s months of extensive study and paws became more
mother and accuse it of inappropriate trying to find a calculator that his stiff, he gave off a fish like
relations with her. An old man shuffled up paws would fit, a plan was put into stench and made rude comments about
to me and began to laugh with a hearty action. Colin had his maths degree peoples haircuts and lifestyle choices.
roar. and kitty calculator and was He’s an old cat now, trying his best to
I asked him what he was laughing about placed inside the bank machine. keep up with people’s financial requests
and why he had a peg leg. He then told For years he happily pawed but sometimes he has to take a cat
me the story of our stone age machine, students money, did his algebra nap after requests over forty quid or
how back in 1982 there was a fuel crisis and occasionally indulged in Kitty when typing up a bank statement. “So
in Dundee. The Union began a series of Kat. Colin was happy and the spare a thought for poor old Colin next
cost cutting and energy saving ventures; students were happy, his mental time your waiting for him to give you
uniforms made from hair, cabbage beer arithmetic was faster than any cash” the old man said as he hobbled
and someone turning off and on a torch cat could hope for and customers away. “Hurry up Colin you cat b****rd!” I
in Mono for a strobe. The most startling received a businesslike mioaw screamed and gave the machine a kick.
decision was still to come though. A with every transaction. As the Still don’t know how he got a peg leg.
kitten was secretly taken from the local
Fashion News Liz O’Hara

Hello, Boys. creative director, Frida Giannini has paired already found it difficult to focus in lectures,
up with Mark Ronson to develop a true Gucci’s style updates under the desk might
Sometimes leafing through the fashion hand-held Gucci experience. It allows you not help!
section of a magazine can be an to gain access to the latest fashion news,
overwhelmingly girly experience. However shows, events, collections, and even Mark’s Art as Fashion
The Magdalen likes to address this balance personal play list. The only downside - if you
by catering for our lovely male student Greg Lauren, nephew of the renowned
readers in equal measure. So here are fashion designer Ralph Lauren, is an
some hand -picked highlights from recent american actor and artist. He is an
sartorial headlines that might get our boys incredible painter and has sold a lot of work
hot under the collar! to celebrities. However his latest exhibition
called “alteration” is a fascinating take
On the Runway on art and fashion. Lauren has produced
Earlier this month, DKNY revealed it’s what can only be described as a wardrobe
Spring 2010 menswear collection. The of paper. He hand stitched and painted a
muted greys and cold vanilla hues were range of men’s suit jackets, coats, bags and
sweetly contrasted with citrus shades, and even shoes from Japanese paper. Even in
the occasional cheeky royal blue. Casual photographs the pieces look incredibly
tailored trousers were rolled around the like real fabric, and at the same time seem
men’s ankles giving the collection a fresh, so delicate, beautiful and fragile. The
modern twist. There is also use of many works are essentially sculpture, and make
relaxed layers reminding us the range is still a comment on the way our generation
aimed at a cool spring morning. sometimes wears clothing with cultural or
historic significance in a thoughtless way.
Technically Style The incredible exhibition is on view at 28
However, something you guys can get Wooster Street, New York, until November
hands on now…if you are one of the ever the 1st.
growing club of “i phone” owners, the
most stylish application of all is upon us.
Gucci is getting to grips with technology as

Campus Chic
Anna and Jo Prince, Age:
,Ages: 21, Studying 23, Studying
Primary education Architecture
Style Inspiration: Style Inspiration:
None, just wear what Tries to have his own
they feel like. Both
style, loves shopping
sporting on trend cool
in All Saints
greys, stripes, and
checks

30
Figure It Out Elizabeth O’Hara

J ust to clarify straight away: I have


no problem with curvy women. In fact, I
models with their curves in the right places.
We’re told that men don’t want skinny girls;
often wish I was one. Well, one of the curvy they want women with boobs and a curvy
women the magazines hold up as examples bum. And whilst this is great, it means that
of “normal” women anyway - Beyoncé, once again they are excluding groups of
Scarlett Johansson, Eva Mendes. Because women by praising only one body shape. A
these women have boobs and a bum, they body shape that is just as unachievable for
are praised as glowing examples of what many as the heroin-chic look so popular a
it means to be a “real woman” . Only, the few years ago, because
it involves having a
ving
problem is, these women only
have curves in
e s t a r perfect hourglass

“Were w they asked,


Beyonce K Screen siren Eva
nowles shape that so
is known fo very specific Mendes has the
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voluptous places. Just few of us are

ourselv
figure. perfect hourglass

anted
because they have born with. Why
figure.
a voluptuous cup
e w e w do we think

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size and backside rates of breast
doesn’t mean they
l i k e C indy enlargement

to look ikini?”
don’t have tiny have increased
waists or toned
rd i n a b for younger

Crawfo
thighs. women in the
My issue is this - a passing years?
while back, we were I for one will never have the
all complaining body of Salma Hayek. I was born with the
that the media was giving women an lanky, skinny, boyish figure I have today
unhealthy body image. Our self-esteem, and while many may say that this article is
we were told, was plummeting because of an attack on curvy women from a jealous,
the widespread use of stick-thin models flat-chested girl, it truly is not. I merely
and the exposure to anorexic celebrities. resent the fact that in response to harsh
tley
K n igh e is Were we starving ourselves, they asked, criticism for making women feel fat and
a sh
Keir s that . because we wanted to look like Cindy inadequate, the media has turned around
a i m h in
cl lly t Crawford in a bikini? The answer is, of and started to make us feel inadequate for
a t ura
n course, yes. The hypocrisy lay in these self not being “sexy” enough. Isn’t it time we A worryingly thin
same magazines that berated the fashion started praising women of all body shapes? Nicole Richie.
industry and blamed it for our new body Curvy, skinny, and everything in between?
self-consciousness using the same skinny I’d rather see fashion magazines telling us
models and advising us on diets and to embrace our bodies for what they are,
exercise regimes to shave inches of fat from not set unachievable ideals in either end of
our stomachs. However, that’s still not the the spectrum. We should definitely praise
issue at hand. women’s bodies, but not in such a way that
Whilst the fashion world hasn’t done a others without that figure feel less beautiful,
complete u-turn, it is now, in a desperate or less of a woman, because of it.
attempt to appear inclusive, started
extolling the virtues of “real women“. And
by real women, they mean celebrities and

Image consciousness is major part of the human pschye. The impact that
celebrity culture has had on societies views on what it is to be “woman” or
“man” is huge. If you are concerned about the health of your friends, flatmates
or partners, you CAN help. The Beat Eating Disorders charity do amazing
work with people who have suffered/are suffering from eating disorders. Their
helpline is 0845 634 1414. Furthermore, DUSA’s peer connectors are always
avalable to lend an ear to students. You can find them on Floor 4 of the Union.
It’s Getting Chilly !
Words: Nicola Brown
Photography: Liz O’Hara

It’s easy to initially despair at


the impending cold weather and
darker days. Summer outfits are
banished to the back of the wardrobe
and winter warmers re-emerge
victorious. Fear not though, as this
year the high street has provided us
with some fabulous pieces ensuring
we all stay snug in the cold whilst
remaining stylish. With pieces to
suit every occasion you’ll be spoilt
for choice: with snug oversized
knit-cardigans and classic coats
appearing in many of the high street
stores, along with sequins and
sparkle permeating evening wear in
the form of dresses and blazers.
In this Autumn-inspired photo shoot
we have sourced some of the best
options from the high street to
keep you cosy and fashion-forward
throughout the Winter months.
The day-wear items featured are
available from the high street and
range from prices £19.99 - £69.99.
All of the models featured had their
hair done prior to the shoot at
KISMY - Jeff Thomson hairdressers on
Perth Road.
Sport:
Formula One’s Season 2009
>Neil Cant

“The FIA World Motor Sport Council found Renault managing


director Flavio Briatore and executive engineer Pat Symonds guilty
of race fixing”
The 2008 formula one season produced dominated by Brawn GP, whilst the were given a two year suspended sentence,
its first British World Champion in over second half of the season produced much owing to the fact that the FIA laid the blame
a decade when Lewis Hamilton won the improved performances from Ferrari and at the feet of Briatore and Symonds.
drivers championship at the last race of the McLaren. The British Grand Prix is viewed Driver safety during the season was also in
season, on the last corner. Though he was as the turning point, with Red Bull taking a the headlines, most notably the incident
viewed as one of the favourites to retain his one- two finish in a race which saw Button during qualifying for the Hungarian Gran
title during the 2009 racing calendar, what off pole for the first time in the season. The Prix which saw Ferrari driver Felipe Massa
occurred illustrated the excitement that following race moved on in similar fashion struck on the head by a suspension spring
formula one can generate. with Webber winning the race despite from the car of Rubbens Barrichello. Massa
Pre-season testing had indicated that being penalised for a drive through offence. missed the rest of the season, a scenario
teams Brawn GP and Renault F1 would Sport would not be sport without which opened the door for attempts by
go on to have good seasons, whilst controversy and drama, two things that the Ferrari to install Michael Schumacher as
McLaren Mercedes and champion Lewis 2009 season had in abundance. Arguably his replacement for the reaming races.
Hamilton were expected to struggle. True This never happened due to fitness
to predicted form team Brawn GP started complications.
the first race of the season in Melbourne Jenson button went on to win the Formula
with Jenson Button on poll. The result of One World Championships, a 5th place
the race could not have gone any better for finish at the penultimate race of the season
Brawn, with Button finishing first and team in Brazil proved enough to end a stuttering
mate Rubens Barrichello finishing second. second half to the season and secure the
This one-two finish was to be the first of title. Sebastian Vettel finished second in
four in a very successful season for Brawn. the Driver’s Championship on 84 points,
Champion Lewis Hamilton was disqualified with Rubbens Barrichello making up the
in Melbourne for an incident that was to top three on 77 points. Brawn GP finished
cloud the entire season for McLaren and top of the Constructer’s Championship on
things did not improve for the team in the 172 points, with Red Bull Racing finishing
early stages of the season. McLaren failed second on 153.5 and McLaren finishing
to register a top three finish until race 10 of the most controversial moment in the third on 71 points. Button succeeding
the season in Hungray. recent history of formula one was the Hamilton in winning the title was the first
As the calendar raced on Brawn GP led the race fixing allegations levelled at Renault, time two drivers from the same country
way in both the drivers and constructors by former driver Nelson Pique Jr. Pique had won the Driver’s championship back to
championships, with Jenson Button Jr claimed that he was ordered by team back since Graham Hill and Jackie Stewart
winning 5 of the first 6 races. The team bosses to crash at the 2008 Singapore in seasons 1968 and 1969.
that managed to prevent a six race Grand Prix, in a strategy he claimed was
winning streak were Red Bull Racing, led tailored to the benefit of team mate and
by Sebastian Vettel and Mark Webber. Red eventual race winner Fernando Alonso.
Bull Racing were one of the most consistent The FIA World Motor Sport Council found
teams of the 2009 season, finishing in the Renault managing director Flavio Briatore
top ten in roughly 80% of races, collecting 6 and executive engineer Pat Symonds guilty
winners trophies and two one-two finishes. of race fixing, handing down life and five
The first half of the season was undoubtedly year bans respectively. Renault as a team
Sport:
Andre Agassi’s Nightmare
>Alistair Bell

Just over a week ago, a dark and greatly were on the line, and both would have
belated confession from one of the biggest been destroyed had this become public
stars in tennis rocked the sporting world. knowledge. Some high profile players
In his autobiography, recently serialised in have leapt to his defence, citing the fact
The Times, Andre Agassi claims he tested that Agassi took the drug recreationally
positive for the recreational drug cyrstal and not to be performance enhancing. But
methamphetamine in 1997. This was that’s not really the point. All professional
around the same time as his incredible dip athletes have it drilled into them that they
in form, when he slipped from a January should never take drugs. It is a line they
ranking of 12th in the world to 141st by that should never cross. But agassi, fully aware
November. of the possible repercussions, did cross that
In his book, Agassi recalls taking the drug line, and lived to tell the tale. Should we
at home with his assistant ‘Slim’. ‘’Slim believe that this was the only time Agassi
dumps a small pile of powder on the coffee took drugs during his career? Should we
table. He cuts it, snorts it. He cuts it again. assume it was a one off? Already reports
I snort some. I ease back on the couch have emerged that on at least one occasion,
and consider the Rubicon I’ve just crossed. Agassi took amphetamine given to him by
There is a moment of regret, followed by his father before a match.
vast sadness. Then comes a tidal wave of This story has also reminded us of the
euphoria that sweeps away every negative somewhat questionable handling of other
thought in my head.’’ tennis players who have failed drugs tests in
What is even more shocking however, is the past. For example, it was only in May of
the manner and ease with which Agassi this year that Frenchman Richard Gasquet
was able to dupe the sport’s governing tested positive for cocaine. Yet the 22 year
body into letting him off the hook. Having old managed to escape with a reduced two
failed the routine drugs test, Agassi faced month ban which effectively allowed him
an independent tribunal. ‘’I say Slim, whom to return to action straight away. What was
I’ve since fired, is a known drug user, and his excuse? He’d been kissing a woman
that he often spikes his sodas with meth the night before, she had probably taken
— which is true. Then I come to the central cocaine earlier and that was how the drug
lie of the letter. I say that recently I drank had reached his system. It makes ‘the dog
accidentally from one of Slim’s spiked ate my homework’ seem highly plausible.
sodas, unwittingly ingesting his drugs. I In 2003 seven unnamed players tested
ask for understanding and leniency and positive for a banned steroid but were
hastily sign it.’’ The ATP believed his story, found not guilty after all claiming they had
abandoned the case, and agreed not to taken contaminated mineral supplements.
make any details public. How many more tennis players have also
So Andre Agassi was a cheat. He took taken drugs and escaped punishment? This
hard drugs while playing as a professional is the big problem. Tennis is much bigger
sportsman and then told a blatant lie than one man, but that man’s confession
to save his own skin. It’s easy to see has now called into question the integrity of
why he did it. His career and reputation the entire sport.
Sport:
Volleyball
>Matt Simmonds

Dundee University Volleyball club has their winning streak, with a 5 set thriller local team. In the new year they are hoping
enjoyed a lot of success over the last few against fellow title rivals Glasgow which to travel to Madrid and are also hoping
years, but now an unprecedented 2 year saw them run out 3-2 winners. They were for an away qualifying match for the BUCS
unbeaten run by the Men’s team has supported by a 30 strong home crowd championships for another club weekend
eclipsed those previous achievements. It who expected to see the continuation of away.
has been 23 months since they last lost a this remarkable run. Power Hitter George They hope continued success by the
match, winning promotion to division 1 in Chrysostomou picked up the man of the team will spike more interest in the sport
the process and also the conference cup match award with another stunning display. and allow the teams achievements to be
without dropping a set, they now are in a 2 These were the first sets the team has exceeded in the future.
horse race for the championship this year. dropped in the unbeaten run but are 5 wins
The Men’s volleyball team is incorporated out of 5 in the current campaign.
within the volleyball club which is one of The title can only now be won by either
the biggest sports clubs in the university. Dundee or Edinburgh. Their next match is
Club captain Graeme Spowart outlined against title rivals Edinburgh away, who are
there aspirations for this year, “The aims for the only other unbeaten team in the league,
the year was originally to finish top two, which will go a long way to decide where
but with that already all but secured we the league title goes.
are hoping to become the first Dundee The club also have a vibrant social
University Men’s volleyball team to win calendar with weekends away to outdoor
Division 1. We are also hoping to reach the championships in Perth, to indulge in such
British University C S Championship finals in delights as exercise ball jousting, and a
Sheffield.” weekend away to a European city to play a
Their most recent result saw them extend

Netball
>Barry Davidson

The Ladies Netball Team are one of our job in motivating the girls and helping Like most of our clubs though social events
focus clubs this month and appear to be improve their league standing, with Joanne ultimately mean the drinking of copious
one which has improved an enormous describing her help as, ‘amazing’. amounts of alcohol.
amount in the last few years. Results wise, it could be said to be a Initiations at the start of the season were
The 2005-2006 season saw the club rather mixed start for the girls , with the said to be extremely messy, and knowing
to struggle to field a single team and competitive season still only in its early Joanne as I do, this comes as nothing of a
languishing in the 3rd tier of the Scottish stages, both victory and defeat have been surprise.
university netball. tasted by the 1st team. To add a bit of variety to the schedule,
These days it is a different story through They went down narrowly to Aberdeen last and following a trend of most of our other
with two teams representing Dundee. week, but recorded an exciting single point sports teams, the club are intending to
The firsts are fighting it out in the top victory over Edinburgh the previous week. go on tour this year with Leeds the likely
league, Conference 1A, whilst the 2nds are The ultimate aim of the first year team destination, fundraising currently aimed at
currently competing in 3A, having only this year looks to be consolidation of their ensuring this trip goes ahead as planned.
been promoted from league 4A last year. position, in what is a very tight league with All that is left to say is.... watch out Leeds!.
“Last years president emailed me the a high standard of opposition.
history of the club recently and it really The 2nd team recorded their first victory of
shows that we have come on leaps and the season last week over Aberdeen, and
bounds from a couple of years ago”, reflects are also aiming to maintain their position in
Captain Joanne Kerins. their respective league this year.
Much of this improvement could lie with The girls are also keen on their social events,
the team having an actual coach to work with a highly competitive annual boys v
with. girls match scheduled at the time of writing
Fiona Booth is seen to be doing a great this article.
Society:
D.A.R.E
>Barry Davidson

You may have seen them around campus Members take part in events from jam streets and formed addictions to alcohol
in bright purple hoodies, or you may have wrestling, abseiling down the Tower and drugs.
been approached by them while in a Building, to selling glowsticks in the Union The project looks to show these youngsters
haze trying to offload sweeties in Mono, on clubnights. a new path in life, largely based on Christian
whatever your encounter D.A.R.E society This year the popularity of the society values, while in doing so showing them a
certainly make a fair impression on campus. seems to have hit new heights. bit of compassion which they had possibly
If you are curious, D.A.R.E stands for “We have been pleasantly surprised at never felt before.
Development and Research Expeditions, how many people have come along to our The Kenyan project is running for the first
and they are widely seen as one of the most weekly meetings, at the first one just after time this Christmas, the team from Dundee
proactive of our societies. fresher’s week the room was packed with flying out on the 18th Decemeber.
This can be reflected by the way in which people having to sit on the floor”, remarked When they reach Kenya the group will
they have received the accolade of Society President Rachel Dale. spend some of their stay in an orphanage,
of the Year in both 2008 and 2009. The main event to have already taken place activities on the itinery for the trip include
So what makes D.A.R.E so unique then?. this year has been the annual ball. handing out food parcels, during a
Well, the work of DARE is to ultimately raise This year the ball took place at the Christmas period where we take food very
money though different events held during Invercarse Hotel on the 16th of October, much for granted.
the university year, money which is bound and proved a great success with a good This summer the range of projects on the
for those in need throughout the globe. turnout. horizon are ever extending.
One of the ways this is done is by the “We had 80 people at the ball and I am sure Those taken last year included Romania,
sending of groups over to various countries everyone had a great night.” said Rachel. Bulgaria, Guatemala, Borneo, and Ghana.
to participate in projects during both Christmas sees the first round of projects What the guys and girls of DARE are able
Christmas and summer. this year with two groups heading off on to illustrate is that they can have endless
Money raised through events throughout their travels, with destinations Romania and amount of fun through the vast array of
the university year importantly goes Kenya. social events they arrange, whilst at the
straight into these projects, and is no way The Romanian project sees the group return same time, make a real difference to the
used to subsidise the air fares of those to the town of Campina to work with the lives of those in need throughout the globe.
involved in the projects. Open Hands Project, a site of many previous The summer and winter projects are also
The aforementioned social calendar successful summer and Christmas trips. seen by those involved as a live changing
appears to be one of the society’s main Open Hands is a rehabilitation centre which and extremely humbling experience.
assets; this due to the fact that it is always caters for vulnerable Romanian young
jam packed. (excuse the pun!) people, some of whom have been on the

Humanities Social Committee


>Barry Davidson

The Humanities Social Committee have yet these events at least once a month. It would
to be affliated to DUSA. Since its beginning be quite cheesy to say that it’s a great way
at the start of this year, it has left a mark on to meet new people but the fact of the
the experience of Humanities students. It’s matter is that it really is!” The Committee
monthly pub quiz’s have been a success, are already making plans for a school Sports
hosted by riotous jokester Calum Munro. Day next year, complete with egg and
The recent Never Mind The Copyright bore spoon race. They also hope to see the return
witness to some awful singing, hilarious of the Never Mind The Copyright Quiz and
team names and some slanderous celebrity continue to see the hoodies throughout
based abuse. campus.
Their annual ball was recently held in the If you are interested in getting involved in
Hilton Hotel and was a great success. The your school then the HSC is definately the
Committee aim to bring together the way in. It’s fun, doesn’t take up too much
students of one of the University’s biggest time and they really know how to party.
schools. Chairman of the Committee Calum You can contact the chair at c.z.munro@
Munro notes that “the biggest problem in dundee.ac.uk or simply get in touch with
being a Humanities students is that you your class rep for more info.
often won’t really know many people in We hope to see this Committee affiliated
your classes until third or fourth year. We soon and wish it the best of luck in its
aim to bring people together by putting on endeavours.
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