Jokes

Sexuality

 Why Do Women Wear Panty?

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Because State Law Says All
Main-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.

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school starts -
boy -
can i go to the toilet
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teacher -
say the alphabet first so he says
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abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
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Teacher:

wheres the p
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Boy :
halfway down my leg

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A husband was stung by a bee on his peniiis and it became swollen.
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His wife prayed,
"Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
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An n**e girl enters into a car.....
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as driver was shocked on seeing her.....
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Girl : wat r u looking at ? don't you ever saw a n**e girl ?
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Driver : no..!! i was suprised that where you put ur money to give me...
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Flirt
1. A 13 year girl at a bra shop...

Girl-show me bra

Shop keeper-36"?

Girl-smaller

Shop keeper-32"?

Girl-smaller

Shop keeper-24"?

Girl-smaller

Shop keeper-20"?

Girl-smaller

Shop keeper(in angry)-madam u take some cream it must b a pimple.........

2. Beautiful Words said by a Boyfriend to his Girlfriend

"The next Girl, i will ever LOVE on this Earth will be our DAUGHTER"

3. I wish I was your pillow,

cuddling up to your cheek.
I wish I was your blanket,
embracing you mine to keep.
I wish I was your bed,
watching over you while you sleep.
I wish I was beside you,
Sharing one pillow, one blanket, one bed.

4. Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse the order, can you guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done Catches(new) Boy Again.

5. I've 2 tell U sumthing,

but,
i dont wanna upset U.
My doctor has found stones in my liver,
sand in my kidney...
n...

n...

U in my HEART ! !
6. From across the street I saw her..
my eyes immediately adored her..
my body moved towards her..
without a word embraced her..
held her closer and kissed her..
her eyes told me never to leave her.

7. She told me i lied

I said never, and denied
tears began and she cried
our hearts were one and tied
and no matter how hard i tried
my luv 4 her I could not hide

8. If you wake up 1 day were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that
our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)

9. Girl: If i died would you cry?

boy: Yes
girl: Okay
boy :Why?
girl:I just wanted to see if i was worth your tears

10. Boy:I love you...

Girl: I love you too...
Boy:No... i REALLY love you...i love you to the moon and back... No to the end of the
universe and back!
Girl: Honey... iS there even an end of the universe?
Boy: That's my point!!!

11. Last night i wanted to send u a msg

but all i could write was: noh ss!w
it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down.

12. Girl: What do you like in me?

Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???

Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful ..

13. When u feel lonely

and alone cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!

14. Girl : Baby I Want You To Kiss Me N Make Me Really Wet

Boy : Ok Baby

Girl : Do It Now Pls

Boy : No.. Is Easier If I Kiss You In The Rain

Girl : ......................
15. my eyez reacted, my mind was attracted, my heart was affected, thousands were
rejected, but u alone was selected!!

16. i love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i
think that this was meant to be.

17. Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
PEPSODENT
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :

18. A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position..

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