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10 Steps to becoming that guy NOBODY wants to dance with

October 22nd, 2007 · 6 Comments

Well, last week you learned the success secrets of the guy everyone want to dance with. But what if you don’t want
to be that guy? Lucky for you, we also know some secrets of the guy nobody wants to dance with, just in case
you’d rather be him.

1. Stare at your feet. Or, if you are dancing with someone wearing a low cut blouse - simply look down…
2. Don’t apologize, or even notice, when you throw you partner directly into another moving couple.
3. Do your largest, flashiest, fanciest tricks as often as possible. If your follow doesn’t do it well, make sure
everyone knows she’s the one who messed up.
4. While dancing, scan the room for girls you’d rather be dancing with.
5. Ensure your follow always does exactly what you want her to at all times. Use force when necessary.
Realize it’s her fault if she gets hurt, ’cause she just not following right.
6. Teach your partners how they should be dancing. Don’t forget to be giving constant feedback.
7. Ensure everyone knows that you know you are the best dancer in the room. When sitting on the sidelines, make sure you talk about how terrible the
DJ is, what a bad job the organizers are doing, and how nobody in this town is any good at dancing.
8. Be highly selective about who you’ll dance with: young hot single girls, or only the best follow in town.
9. Offer free lessons to the newest girls, to ensure some alone time with them, and then make sure they know you’re interested in more than just dancing
with them.
10. Only smile if your partner is up to your high standard, which, unless she’s going out with you, nobody in this town really is.

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1 Michalis // Oct 26, 2007 at 2:59 am

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Never concern about your body odor, as scientist say “Male sweat may be women’s aphrodisiac” ( http://findarticles.com/p/arti....._n18719446)

Also, eat alot of curry or garlic and make sure that you don’t brush your teeth or eat any mints when you ask for someone to dance with.

2 Lizzie // Nov 21, 2007 at 6:19 pm

Found you via BloggingZoom.

This is hilarious! I love it. Yeah, I know I’d want to dance with someone throwing me around…heh.

3 ????? (Jason) // Nov 22, 2007 at 10:42 pm

When in doubt, sing along with the music. Nothing is more attractive than a man who sings worse than a dying skunk.

Oh wait … maybe this is why my wife doesn’t want to dance ….

4 Jason // Nov 22, 2007 at 10:42 pm

When in doubt, sing along with the music. Nothing is more attractive than a man who sings worse than a dying skunk.

Oh wait … maybe this is why my wife doesn’t want to dance ….

5 Jason // Nov 22, 2007 at 10:44 pm

Ack! Sorry about the double-comment. I had received an error the first time ….

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