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EVERYONE WHO IS ANYONE seems to be moving to Portland. The music scene? Incredibly diverse, says Gragg. “It hasn’t
I ran into a friend at Whole Foods the other day, who developed a particular sound. There’s a lot of cross-breeding of
cheerfully told me she was about to relocate to Portland. Then interests, some of which are very musically obscure.”
our coworker announced he was pulling up stakes and heading Affordable housing and a cappella performances of Me-
for Portland. And local burlesque artist Violetta Berretta? She, dieval Byzantine music! Man, Portland was starting to sound
too, was off to shake her tail feathers in—everybody say it with hard to resist. Surely, there must something wrong with the
me, now—Portland. place?
Hawai‘i’s music scene “Our unemployment rate
is hemorrhaging talent. is really high,” says Gragg.
Downtown Charley and the “We’re befuddled because
Humbones lost a member to people keep moving here and
Portland’s siren call. Cogito there’s no place to work. And,
moved to Portland, as did the people drive really slow here.
Quintessentials. By the time Slowly and sloppily.”
I’d even heard of All the Ap- Ah, befuddled and sloppy:
paratus, I was too late. “The A natural segue for my ques-
last two members of our band tion on dating in Portland.
board a plane for our new “My single women
home of Portland, Oregon,” friends find the dating scene
read the band’s newsletter. tepid,” laughs Gragg. “The
“Yes, it’s true! We are men are very passive. There
moving!” are a lot of hipster dudes;
Clearly, there’s an exodus they’re content to sit in a bar
in progress, and if it keeps up and read Proust.”
at this pace, O‘ahu will soon Has Gragg had any
be a ghost town, while Oregon friends move to Hawai‘i, per-
bulges under the weight of haps hot on the trail of Men
905,034 new residents. Who Do Not Enjoy Proust?
I’m not sure I’m ready No, just one couple, who left
to move to Portland, land of Portland for our shores to
espresso fanatics and entre- surf.
preneurs. City of vegan muf- Here’s how the score
fins. County of DIY crafters. stands: Honolulu is down,
The place is so hip, the mayor like, 3,000 people; Portland,
PHOTO: LINNY MORRIS, ILLUSTRATION: JING JING TSONG