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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Bite This...................................................................9 Calendar of Events................................................10 Hey, Nice Suspenders - Part Deux........................12 NCOM Newsbytes.................................................16 ThunderCam.........................................................19 Pullout Calendar....................................................20 TNT........................................................................27 Thunderbolts......................................................29 Biker Friendly Business Listing..............................30 The Jokers Wild.....................................................32 Event Summaries....................................................5 Favorite Ride.........................................................38
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hAWAIIAN STEAk kABOBS
Hawaiian Steak Kabobs 1 cup soy sauce 1/4 cup oil 1/8 cup honey 1/2 tsp. garlic 1 lb. beef sirloin, cut into strips 16 pieces fresh pineapple 1 can 8 oz water chestnuts 1 med. Onion chopped In medium glass bowl, combine soy sauce, oil, honey and garlic; mix well. Set aside cup for basting. Add meat to the marinade mixture in the bowl and marinate at least 1 hour in refrigerator. Alternately thread beef strips, onion, water chestnuts and pineapple on skewers. (3 meat pieces per stick.) Grill on med. high heat for about 4 minutes. Baste with marinade, turn, then grill for additional 4 minutes. Soaking bamboo skewers in water for 10-15 minutes prior to use will help prevent burning Preheat grill to medium heat. In a large bowl, mix all ingredients except for the mushrooms. Lightly oil the grill grate, then place mushrooms over indirect heat. Cover and cook for 15 to 20 minutes. Yum!
TROpICAL DELIGhT
1 20 oz can of crushed pineapple undrained 1 small pkg. fat free, sugar free vanilla (or banana) instant pudding 1 cup thawed Whipped Topping 1 10 ounce round angel food cake sliced into 3 layers (a serrated knife works best) 2 Cups fresh strawberries and blueberries Mix pineapple and dry pudding mix in medium bowl with whisk until well blended. Stir in whipped topping. Stack cake layers on plate, filling each layer with pudding mixture (and berries if you love your fruit). Top with pudding mixture. Refrigerate for an hour. Top with berries just before serving.con, plum tomatoes, green onions, and cheddar cheese. Chill until served. Great served with crisp breadsticks for dipping, crackers or your favorite toasted bread slices.
GRILLED ASpARAGUS
2 tablespoons olive oil 2 tablespoons sesame oil 1 Tbsp Balsamic Vinaigrette 1 tbsp soy sauce Garlic salt and pepper to taste 1 bunch asparagus stalks, ends cut Mix the first 5 ingredients together. Put asparagus in the mixture and marinate for 2 hours. Soak some bamboo skewers in water. Thread asparagus onto skewers and place on heated grill, turning every few minutes and basting frequently with sauce mixture. Grill until asparagus is tender (should be crisp and bright green).
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16 Riders for Moebius Starts at American Bike Tailor, 3032 South Academy Boulevard in Colorado Springs. Registration at 9:00 am. 8th Annual Mark Littlejohn Christmas in July supports The Salvation Army and Support-aSoldier. (303) 435-8853 Benefit for Bikers Against Child Abuse (B.A.C.A.) Colorado Springs, Registration 9am, Frankies 945 N. Powers, $15 rider, $5 passenger. (719) 237-5374 Mohawk.baca@hotmail.com Mile high h-D pre-Sturgis Celebration, Parker CO (720) 842-1500 www.milehighharley.com Ride for Recovery 6th Annual Event, 720/4045751 Justin Bauer hot Rods & harleys poker Run, VFW, Evans, CO 970/371-7210, 970/371-1492 17 ABATE of Colorado District 3 (No. Co) Swap Meet and Bike Show, The Hideout Patio and Grill_1903 E. Lincoln Ave,_Fort Collins, CO. 10x10 Vendor space $25. More info. Abby: 720938-1149 11th katies Ride for the Cure Benefit for Cystic Fibrosis. Registration 9AM to 10:30AM_ at The Office Lounge_1710 W. Eisenhowever, Loveland, CO. Last stop & Auction at Crazy Jacks Saloon_6520 S. College, Fort Collins, CO 970/290-3240 5th Anniversary TESSA Benefit Run & party, Co.Spgs. Begins at Frankies 945 N. Powers Blvd, Registration and breakfast 8am to 9:45am. Ends at Frankies Too 7376 McLaughlin Rd, Falcon CO. Breakfast included with each paid hand, $15 for 1 $20 for 2.TESSA supports victims of family violence. Donate cell phones that are reprogrammed for these victims. Call Jen or Kathy at Frankies Too (719) 495-8707 high Country h-D 22nd Annual D. A. V. Run & Benefit www.highcountryharley.com 303/8336777
20 National Ride To Work Day 23 pikes peak Biker Bust, Starts at Crystola Roadhouse at 9 am. Benefits the Mental Health of America Pikes Peak region www.msasoco.org. 719-633-4601 The Last Blast Veronicas Legacy Run, American Legion, Sterling CO. www.sterlinglegion.org. 970.520.2690 Dyno Runs and Shootout, Colorado Springs CO, American Bike Tailor 3032 S. Academy Blvd, See how your bike stacks up, 3 runs for $25, 10am to 4pm, www.americanbiketailor.com (719) 391-1017 Annual ABATE District 14 Riding For Advocates Charity poker Run, Dillon CO, Buckmoors Lounge 110 LaBonte Dr, Last bike out 9:30am, $15 1st hand, $25 for 2, $5 additional hand (970) 485-0313 blehmkuhl@msn.com Westminster Firefighters Fire Victims Benefit Fund poker Run. 303-429-0096 24 9th Annual Teller County Regional Animal Shelter (TCRAS) hawgs for hounds poker Run Fundraiser. 100% of the proceeds benefit the shelter operations. TCRAS is a private, nonprofit, no-kill companion animal shelter serving all of Teller County. Registration 9 - 10 a.m. at Western Omelet, 16 S Walnut Street, Co. Spgs. Alternate start at Bierwerks in Woodland Park at 10 am with 2-card draw. Ends 1:00 p.m. at the Crystola Roadhouse, 20918 E Highway 24. $15 hand, $10 additional hand. Dinos Custom Cycles Benefit for Brents place kids Cure, Run & Pig Roast 303/2331600 27-30 Christian Motorcyclists Association Colorado State Rally, Gunnison, CO 719/392-7352 or 303/659-4363 www.cmausa.org
6-13 71st STURGIS Rally & Races Annual Black hills Motor Classic Sturgis, SD 13 ABATE of Colorado Motorcycle Expo. Dicks Sporting Goods Park, 6000 Victory Way, Commerce City 303.789.3264 13-14 Rolling Thunder Annual pOW Balloon Release, CO 303/514-7916 18-21 ABATE D-1 Rally on the plains, Yuma, CO 970/542-0902 www.abateofcolo.org 19-21 Salute to American Veterans Rally, Cripple Creek, CO 719/487-8005 www.theveteransrally. org 20 Brents place kids Cure poker Run Benefit for kids 720/495-9912 CMA Loveland Special Youth Challenge Benefit Run, Loveland, CO 970/237-0425 WhIp Run to benefit Womens health. Helping women, men and teens with no health insurance. Runs start from 4 directions, 10:30. Loveland Run, Windjammer, Firestone Run Jerry Ds, Thornton Run Two Doors Down, Golden Run Buffalo Rose. Ends at Quaker Steak and Lube in Westminster at 3:00 P.M. Wear a cool ass hat for
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Aug 30-Sep 4 Ignacio Bike Week, Ignacio CO, Daily poker run, Vendors, Many biker field events including biker bull riding, Parade (970) 259-9302 www. ignaciobikeweek.com 1-5 5th Annual Sugar pine Ranch Rally (970) 7990933, (970) 882-2456 www.sugarpineranchrally. com 3-5 4 Corners Rally, Durango CO, From Durango through Mancos to Cortez theres something going on daily with a parade on Sunday in Durango. (970) 259-0778 www.fourcornersbikerrally.com 5 MDA Miracle Ride of the Rockies - 303/7538690, 3/287-7567, 3/340-4982 10 Veterans 4 Veterans Charity poker Run, All stops will be at Veterans Nursing homes or Memorials. fischerrp@comcast.net
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Part deux
Its time to reconsider how (in)complete this series needs to be! So lets refocus. Lets look at what suspension is supposed to do and what our goals are in set-up and adjustment. Lets leave the how-to part to your relationships with your owners manual and your mechanic. The first thing to mention at this point is that, from everything I have been reading, the front and rear suspension systems on any one bike are a team. They work together and in conjunction with each other. They must be matched, and set up with regard to the fact that a setting change on one will probably affect the other noticeably. For illustration, imagine a bike under hard deceleration the front end compresses and the rear end extends. The amount and rate that the front end can compress is dependent on the amount and rate that the rear end can extend. So the front ends ability to compression-dampen is dependent on the rear ends ability to rebound-dampen. And the reverse is true for acceleration: the front end has to extend while the rear end compresses. Suspension/spring rates and dampening on one end affects what is happening on the other end. Were going to assume that your bike has springs front and rear. (As I said, there are other types of systems, but there are just too many to cover here.) The first thing to consider when setting up suspension with springs is the spring rate. This is the amount that the spring will compress under a certain load. Bikes come from the factory with springs that have a rate that is generally OK for the bikes usual or intended purpose. But bikes that are used for special situations may need to have the springs replaced with others that are more appropriate for their intended service. Also, springs can wear out and need to be replaced.
At one point I had a Sportster that I used for two-up touring; the factory springs were insufficient for this purpose. The bike would bottom out on both the front and rear ends when it was loaded and went over a medium-sized bump. I replaced springs on both ends of the bike with some units from Progressive Suspension: problem solved! Does your bike bottom out under normal usage? If so, you probably ought to replace its springs. The next thing to consider is sag. Taking some measurements is in order here. Measure the height of one end of the bike when the suspension is fully extended. To do this the end of the bike has to be raised until the tire on that end is about to rise off the ground. You may be able to do this by lifting it up yourself if you are strong, or you may need a hoist (unless you have strong friend who is willing to help). Then, while the suspension is extended, measure the height of some part on the top of the bike on that end. Next, let the bike down again; then load the bike with as much weight as it typically will be carrying, like yourself, a passenger (if you typically carry one), and your gear, and then have someone measure the height of the bike at the same point as was used before. The difference between the two figures is the laden sag. One source tells us that the laden sag should be about 35% (for street riding). Other sources I have read more or less agree with that figure. Less sag equals a stiffer ride, more sag equals a cushier ride. OK, so if you have springs that are of the correct rate, and you have them set for the right amount of sag, you are on the way to having your suspension set up properly. The next thing we will consider is dampening, and we will do that in next months article.
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Wow, I have never even been around bikers before and to see so many people come together even in bad weather to help children in need is amazing. This above and beyond commitment to helping others is what sets the biking community apart from everyone else!
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THE AIM/NCOM MOTORCYCLE E-NEWS SERVICE is brought to you by Aid to Injured Motorcyclists (A.I.M.) and the National Coalition of Motorcyclists (NCOM), and is sponsored by the Law Offices of Richard M. Lester. If youve been involved in any kind of accident, call us at 1-(800) ON-A-BIKE or visit www.ON-A-BIKE.com. NCOM BIKER NEWSBYTES - Compiled & Edited by Bill Bish, National Coalition of Motorcyclists (NCOM)
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Safety program manager. Sixty-nine percent of all motorcycle-involved accidents, the cause was the motorcycle operator. Thats steady year in, year out. Currently, there are 47 state-legislated rider training programs in the United States and all but five US states waive motorcyclist license testing for graduates of rider training courses. Only 15 states require completion of a rider ed course to obtain a motorcycle endorsement, usually for riders aged 18-21.
ways into a jungle for motorists, and cite the following examples of over-exuberant penalties across the country: * Parking in a fire lane in Pensacola, Fla., will cost you $100, up from $10. * Georgia recently added a $200 surcharge for anyone driving more than 85 miles per hour. * Colorado increased fines for speeding from $50 to $135. * Portland, Ore., increased fines for parking in a handicapped spot from $190 to $450. * Parking fines in Boston doubled to $40. * Speeding in Florida just 10 miles over the legal limit will cost you $196, up from $154. Despite the increase in traffic citations, along with increased fines and fees, an estimated 95% of motorists simply pay up and dont bother to fight their tickets in court.
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What Is The Most Unusual Thing You Have Packed On Your Bike?
Marc Ward ~ hD Road king
A box full of little-bitty- womens undies, burlesque outfits and lingerie. Marc claims these things belong to his lovely wife Pam and her dancing friends. Tom Tancredo Fat kid ~ harley Davidson Full Size Keg of Miller Lite on the back and a case of beer on the gas tank, on a 1979 HD Lowrider Jerry hext ~ 2002 Suzuki Volusia Mike Lee ~ harley Davidson
A blow up Girl. I was riding down hwy 36 with her. A cop pulled up next to us, looked over and said: Nice girlfriend! I told him yeah shes pretty quiet. George & Andrea Ofiesh ~ 2011 Spyder
Jerry is a Hockey player for the KROKS team. He carries his Hockey Sticks and all his gear on his 2002 Suzuki Volusia. He packs the gear in a large bag strapped to the passenger seat. He carries the hockey sticks by laying them over the saddlebags and tucked up under the gas tank and holds them in place with his leg. Jim & Jackie
Mike is a sign maker, he carries his large banners sometimes 40 miles at highway speeds wedged under one leg. Ron Bellecourt ~ hD Sportster
I folded the letter and slipped it back in the envelope. Sure I had heard of Paul Mallory, everyone in town knew him, even new people like me. Local kid, killed in Iraq a few months ago and posthumously earning the Silver Star when he gave his life to save three buddies. Flags had been at half-mast all summer. I looked at that lab that day and had a totally different respect for him. He was glaring at me as usual, but when I whispered Hey Tank... he was on all fours, tail wagging frantically and completely alert. I grabbed a tennis ball that was next to me and said, ...ya want this tennis ball? Huh boy? You could tell he wanted to run, so I tossed the ball in the next room. He ran passed me, almost knocking me down to get to the ball. When he came back, he had 3 tennis balls in his mouth.
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Once rode his VTX Tiger with a new mc tire around his neck like a necklace.
During hunting season, we carry whole deer and/or elk on our bike.
Ron picked up his Thanksgiving Turkey one year on his motorcycle and thought hed get creative with packing it home. He tied it spread eagle to the Harleys back rest, dangling the little turkey legs over the passenger seat. He wanted it to look like it was flying its last flight.
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s riders were gathering at Thunder Mountain H-D for the Realities For Children Ride, a handful of others were readying their showpieces for later. It was drizzling hard and I watched in fascination as a sidecar rig with a three-rail trailer pulled up to unload. I couldnt wait to see what was hiding underneath the cover on that trailer! Thunder Roads Colorado was hosting our 3rd Vintage Bike Show as part of the Realities Ride after-ride celebration in Old Town Fort Collins on May 29th. This years pool of bikes ran the gamut with the majority being Harleys; Panheads, Knuckleheads, a Flathead, a Shovelhead, but the antique bikes that showed up this year stole the show! There was a 1902 FN from Belgium, a 1936 Peugeot, a 1913 H-D and an Indian Prince. Many lessons were learned that day as the owners proudly talked about the history behind their machines while taking the spectators back in time. Awards were given for 5 classes and a Peoples Choice awarded based on votes from spectators. Korey Kutters 48 Panhead won the Peoples Choice with the most votes. He stated, Ive been never won anything before, but Ive been working on this bike now for 3 years. This is awesome! It was a perfect ending to the show as people kept coming over to take one last look of the old stuff as these timeless heirlooms were being loaded up. Charlie Kutter on an old Triumph and son Korey on the old Panhead rolled their bikes out onto the street, kicked them to life, then rode out together, both sporting wide grins. A special thanks to Craig Secher, President and Founder of Realities For Children, our Judges, Jon Curley and Joe Farrow, our sponsors, volunteers, and most of all those that participated. The mix included 2 father/son teams and The Antique Motorcycle Club of America brought in 5 bikes. Thanks Pokie! Linda McCartney
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Nelson. Randy Houser, fellow H-D rider, will be onsite at the Golden Horse Saloon before each of his performances to sign autographs and mingle with fans. Guests have the opportunity to swing their leg over a selection of Harley-Davidson motorcycles on display, including some of the newest additions to the Dark Custom family of bikes. Those who want to take the first step toward riding can feel the thrill of the throttle, fire up the engine and shift through the gears on a real Harley-Davidson motorcycle with JUMPSTART, Harleys signature stationary riding experience - no license or riding experience required. There will also be VIP motorcycle parking for all those who already roll on two wheels. Country Throwdown kicks off May 27th in Philadelphia, Pa., with 25 stops across America throughout June. The tour concludes July 4th with a wrap party at historic Billy Bobs in Fort Worth, Texas. For more information on Country Throwdown and to find a tour stop near you, visit: www.h-d.com/throwdown.
Harley-Davidson Motor Company is partnering with the Wisconsin Department of Transportation to offer the first-ever Harley-Davidson branded automotive license plate to motorists in Wisconsin. This plate will be available for automobiles, light trucks and motor homes. The Harley-Davidson/Share the Road plate officially launched on Wednesday, April 13. The cost of the plates will include any regular registration fees that apply along with a $15 issuance fee and an annual $25 donation. The annual donation will help support safety initiatives throughout the state. The plates can also be personalized. The new license plate is the first and only Harley-Davidson branded plate available anywhere in the United States, and is only being offered in Wisconsin the birthplace of Harley-Davidson. Designed in collaboration with the Harley-Davidson Motor Company Styling Team, the words Share the Road are displayed to emphasize the importance of motorcycle safety. For more information about the Harley-Davidson/Share the Road license plates, visit the Wisconsin Department of Transportation website at www.wisconsindmv.gov
HARLEy-DAVIDSON HITS THE ROAD THIS SUmmER WITH WILLIE NELSONS COUNTRy THROWDOWN TOUR
DARK CUSTOM MOTORCYCLES AND OUTLAW COUNTRY MUSIC FUEL YOUNG AMERICAS REBEL SPIRIT Milwaukee (May 23, 2011) Two American icons, outlaw country music and Harley-Davidson Motor Company, launch the summer concert season this Memorial Day weekend with Willie Nelsons Country Throwdown tour. This second annual outdoor music tour mixes some of the hottest young artists in country music with the rogue roots of Harley-Davidson and America. Harley-Davidson and Country Throwdown represent the true essence of the American spirit, one that is deeply rooted in freedom and self-expression with a rebel spirit that never dies. says Amanda Lee, Communications Manager at Harley-Davidson. This spirit burns across generations and is one of the reasons why Harley-Davidson is the number one selling on-street motorcycle among Young Adults age 18-34 in the U.S. Harley-Davidsons Golden Horse Saloon will be on site to rev up the action at each Country Throwdown tour stop. Tour headliners include Jamey Johnson, Lee Brice, Randy Houser and the legendary Willie
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trailers/rvs
RV World 4401 E Prospect Fort Collins, CO 970.493.5400 www.rvworldllc.com Signature Sales LLC 2816 W Eisenhower Blvd Loveland, CO 970.667.1211 www.signaturesalesllc.com
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COMPUter serviCe
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CUstOM seats
Bitchn Stitchn Inc. 11354 W. 13th Ave. Unit 1 Lakewood, Co. 303-238-5404 www.bitchnstitchninc.com www.bsseats.com
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American Bike Tailor Inc. 3032 S. Academy Blvd. CO Springs, CO 80916 Phone 719-391-1017 www.Americanbiketailor.com Cycle haven Storage and Service Colorado Springs, CO 719-265-0000 www.cyclehaven.com EXp Motorsports 3301 W. Hampden, Sheridan, Co 303-688-4001 Front Range Cycle 2016 E. Lincoln (corner of Lincoln and Industrial) Fort Collins 970-482-1454 Full Moon Customs 3 Oak Avenue, Eaton, Co. 970-454-8710 or 970-396-8051 www.fullmooncustoms.com Wild West Motorsports/Greeley Harley-Davidson, Honda, Yamaha 3010 W. 29th St., Greeley, Co. www.WildWestMs.com hawg Wild Custom Choppers 4315 S. Lincoln, Loveland, CO 970-669-5589 fax 970-669-5572 www.hawgwildcc.com
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Bail BOnds
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tattOOs
Skibos Tattoo 1008 N. College Ave. Fort Collins 970-224-5241 www.skibostattoo.com
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Bands
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hair/nails/salOns
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liqUOr
287 Discount Liquor 5846 S. College Ave. Fort Collins, CO. 970-377-0557
insUranCe
ABC Insurance Agency 121 E. Swallow Rd #115 Fort Collins, CO 970.484.3200 Ball Insurance Make One Call 1-800-444-7014 www.ballinsurance.com
Come As You Ride Friday Nights at 7:30 P.M. in the Chapel at Riverside 2411 Alcott St. Denver CO 80211 I-25 and 23rd Ave. Exit 211 Bible Studies Weddings Funerals & Memorials
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ChUrChes
Church in The Wind 2411 Alcott Avenue, Denver, CO 303.427.1538
Metal reCYClinG
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Pastor Gary and Mrs. Diana Davis
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CLASS A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, Name seven advantages of Mothers Milk, worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1.) It is perfect formula for the child. 2.) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3.) It is always the right temperature. 4.) It is inexpensive. 5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6.) It is always available as needed. And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote... 7.) It comes in two cute containers. He got an A. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: Whats the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid, Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter. hillbillies Clem and Maisy Sue get married, then head to the community honeymoon shack up in the holler for the marriage consummating. Along about 11 that night Clem comes shuffling back down the holler and walks into his Ma and Pas abode. What you doin back so soon, boy? his Pa asks. Well, Pa, its this way Clem starts out, Maisy Sue and me, we caint stay married. And whys thet? Well, Pa, yeh see, Maisy Sue, shes a virgin! To which his father replies You did good, boy. If she aint good enuff fer her own kind, she aint good enuff fer you. One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond standing next to him smiling. __What do you have in your pocket? she asked._Tennis ball the man said smiling back. Wow, said the blond looking upset. That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable! MAMMOGRAMS Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test, and best of all, you can do these simple practice exercises right in your home. EXERCISE 1: Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast between the door and the
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main box. Have one of your friends slam the door shut as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position for five seconds. EXERCISE 2: Visit your garage at 3 AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat for the other breast. EXERCISE 3: Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the book-ends together as hard as you can. Set an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again. You are now properly prepared CELIBACY Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Ken and his wife, Janet, listened to the instructor declare, It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other. He then addressed the men, Can you name and describe your wifes favorite flower? Ken leaned over, touched Janets arm gently, and whispered, Robin Hood All-Purpose, isnt it? And thus began Kens life of celibacy. WEIGhT LOSS pROGRAM A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-pound weight loss program. The next day, theres a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, nineteen-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days, and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost ten pounds, as promised. So, he calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day theres a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes, and a sign around her neck that reads, If you catch me, you can have me. Well, hes out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape, and he does his best. But, no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens, with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight, on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another twenty pounds, as promised. He decides to go for broke, and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. Are you sure? asks the representative on the phone. This is our most rigorous program. Absolutely, he replies, I havent felt this good in years. The next day theres a knock at the door, and when he opens it, he finds a huge, muscular giant of a man standing there, wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, If I catch you, youre mine. He lost 63 pounds that week.
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Determined to keep alive the spirit and compassion of a young woman who was a strong champion of the underdog and supporter of troubled youth, The Kristi Visocky Memorial Foundation provides scholarships and assistance to area young people. Kristi Visockys family created the foundation after she died in an auto accident at age 21. On May 21st, the 1st Annual Kristis Dream Ride included a 100-mile ride through scenic Northern Colorado with an after ride party at the Colorado Feed & Grain
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where you could enjoy live music, great food and very good odds of getting a piece of thousands of dollars in raffle prizes, including a trip for 2! Other Kristi Visocky Memorial Foundation Fundraisers are held throughout the year including Kristis Big Night Out and a Golf Tournament. Kristis dream was to help people and her family is doing just that. To date Kristis Fund has given over $150,000 in scholarships to young women. lm
Bike-nites
Hooters proclaimed the night Full Throttle Thursdays! Their location at Rockrimmon and Commerce Center Dr. in Colorado Springs was the destination for about a hundred bikes that gathered for a night of camaraderie and fun. A small contingent of sport bikes led by Army Sgt Don Harris started the evening early, with more riders showing up later to help kick start the Hooters Bike Nite season. Joe
21 years ago a couple of bikers decided to put together a run that included all bikers in the Colorado Springs Area. Bikers United For America (BUFA) formed a short time after the 9/11 attacks and with members from 18 different riding organizations/groups/clubs and private citizens now handles the run. On this day it didnt matter what patch was on your back, or if you even wore a patch this was about fellowship, fun and supporting a great cause. This was a scramble type run. Riders are given a list of stops and must figure out the secret order and
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to benefit the rocky Mountain Motorcycle Museum and the Colorado Wall of heros
the time to complete the run. Everyone enjoyed an afternoon of music from local band Jinx and many took home hundreds of dollars worth of door prizes from local businesses. As 200+ riders saddled-up and headed home with a sun-kissed smile on their faces, the United States flag and the POW-MIA flag waved in the warm spring breeze above the parking lot, a gentle reminder of what freedom is all about. Carolee Langer
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Protesting The Protesters - Colorado Radio DJ Charley Barnes and a Couple Friends Turn The Table on Westboro Baptist Church
By Abby Clabough
Charley Barnes has been a familiar face and voice in the northern Colorado motorcycling community for several years. Charley started and continues to run the Sleigh Riders Toy Run in Weld County and is the voice heard on K99s Afternoon Drive radio show. Now Charley is becoming known worldwide for something else: giving Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church a taste of their own medicine. Back in March, Charley wrote a piece stating his thoughts on the fact that the Supreme Court feels the Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) can continue its protests at military funerals under the First Amendment. It was then that Charley decided to exercise his rights and made plans to head to Topeka to let WBC know what he thinks of their lack of respect for those defending the Constitution theyre so quick to hide behind. An event was created, and a bunch of people said they were jumping on board. I wasnt going to be able to make it, and honestly, I wondered what really could be accomplished. I assumed that this was old news. Surely other patriotic Americans had been there, done that. Knowing that Charley has been bitten by Iron Butt fever, having completed four progressively tougher Iron Butt challenges in the last year, I saw it as a good excuse for him to jump on his Harley-Davidson Ultra Classic for another quick 1,200 mile jaunt. As June 5th came and went, I was surprised in several ways. I had forgotten about the ride until I saw a picture on Facebook of Rebel Jay holding his flag in front of Westboro church. It turned out that out of all the folks that said theyd make the trip, it was the four guys from northern Colorado who showed up. Not only did they show up, but they made a difference. Here is an excerpt from Charleys blog post telling us about the events of June 5th: Well, there was no coffee service so I made a trip down to the corner to get some java and some old guys that had passed by earlier as we waved our flags gave me the skinny on their compound. Turns out that every house on that block, with the exception of one, is owned by WBC and all fenced off into one big compound. Wait, is it the ultimate block party? It just wreaked of cult all the way around. So, after finding out this information it explained all the looks we got as we walked around the block with our flags earlier waiting for them to get out of bed and face the day; couldnt figure out why so many were un-american. 4 guys, ultimately turned the entire block into a frenzy by 8:19am.
I know youre asking yourself if the Topeka Police Department was called so let me answer that now by saying, yes, yes they were. Three squad cars showed up; I guess one for me, one for Kenny and one for Jay but alas, they were on our side.
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Now the guy who called in the complaint was impossible to talk to and just plain mean and nasty. NOT what you would you call a man of God by any stretch of the imagination. He and I had been having a heated conversation for the past half hour and the man never would tell me his name. He must be hiding something but all be darned if I could figure it out. So Topekas finest arrived and talked with unnamed man and assured him that we were more than in the right to walk down the sidewalk with our flags without permits. The man with no name got so mad he changed the time of their service to start at 9:30am (it was 9:18am at this point) because you cant protest or picket within 50 feet while a church is in service. How convenient! We agreed to leave on our own accord after the police explained to us what our rights were so we just walked the sidewalk for a few minutes and then began to pack up our flags and head down to a park where we knew another group of them were picketing a very well known War Memorial there from some great Topekans who gave Jay the intel from an earlier bathroom break at the place with the golden arches. Thats when Cindy came out of her home from across the street and asked if we were getting run off, to which we replied we were, and she offered her lawn and driveway for us to use. So, thats where we went. The smile on the face of the man with no name was priceless as we saw it slip right off his face. Another win for team Colorado and still no donuts! So as we moved across the street the man with no name made the Topeka Police department MEASURE the distance. The officer stopped about 10 feet from us and said, with a thumbs up and smile, Youre Good. The man with no name behind his wrought iron fence wasnt smiling anymore everyone was ushered inside and that was it. Another win for team Colorado! Theres more. You can read Charleys blog at the K99 website (K99.com) or find his Journey to Justice group on Facebook. The blog has been read by over half a million and responded to by people from all over the world. Teams are springing up in states all over the country and countries all over the world. To my surprise, and Charleys as well, Team Colorado made a huge difference. Its amazing that an organization that has no problem hurting people at the worst time in their lives can get so upset by four bikers waving flags in front of their building on just another Sunday morning. Its also surprising that nobody has done this before. Perhaps the key to getting the churchs attention is by crapping in their back yard. Hey, as long as its just talk, its covered by the First Amendment.
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Favorite ride
I have traveled this route from Loveland hundreds of times, but today was different. I had recently lost my mother and it was Memorial Day. A single tear slid down my cheek. What compelled me to take this path once again? I pondered for a moment as I glanced around. The answer soon came to me. Unique rock formations jutted out from the earth, surrounding me in wonder. Sounds of the river rushed through my head as evergreens loomed above. I was headed up the Big Thompson Canyon via Highway 34, west of Loveland, Co. At the moment, I was riding through the Narrows at the mouth of the canyon featuring a winding, steep gorge created by the rivers erosion. I now understood why I was drawn to this place. I meandered along the canyon walls and looked out at the river, when I caught a glimpse of a crane perched one-legged on a rock. I continued on and noticed a fly fisherman in the riverbed casting a line out, his face looking so serene and peaceful that I was envious. I ve ridden about 10 miles and have to make a decision at the Y in the road at Drake. Which way do I go? I take Highway 34. Had I chosen Glen Haven, the scent of pine from a lumber mill would have filled my senses, I would have gazed upon beautiful foliage (fall is spectacular), experienced some pretty twisty road, and encountered 2 pretty nasty back-to-back hairpin curves. The best part of that ride is reaching the crest overlooking Estes Park.
By Betty Cahill
Looking from Rainbow Curve, Beaver Meadows lies in the valley below. Photo by Sally Pierce, courtesy of National Scenic Byways Online (www.byways.org).
have seen a bear climb to the top of a mountain, watched families of mountain goats run down steep terrain without effort, seen bighorn sheep standing proudly and observed herds of deer and elk. Once you reach Estes Park, if you want to go on, Trail Ridge Road is quite a ride. Winding through a national park encompassed by national forests, Trail Ridge Road is Americas highest continuously paved road and one of the most beautiful Byways in Colorado. Its many overlooks bestow stirring vistas of 415 square miles of the towering (14,000+ feet) Rockies. Make sure you bring along your winter riding gear!
Laughter echoed throughout the canyon as kids rode inner tubes downstream. The road rose up to meet me as I careened around the mountainside, hugging every corner. I reflected on what life would be like without mom when suddenly a hawk soared directly above me. He shadowed my every move and it was hard to take my eyes off him, although I did, to keep from crashing into the mountain! I was in complete awe of this creature and a soothing calm washed over me. I knew then that everything would be okay. Theres something magical about the canyon and I find myself there about once a week. As I motor on, I think of other reasons for my being there. I
Betty
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