YOU POKED ME!

11/22/10 12:05 PM

Tania comes home from work. Keys in door. Pick up mail from floor. Purse & keys on foyer table. Checks mail, also tosses it on the table. Exhaling from long day. The days interactions flash back, including office activities/Tania at water cooler. Tania at computer. Facebook activities; ignoring pokes, deleting messages. Tania on a phone call/unknown caller. Tanyas convo with caller: Hello, who is this? Hello?? Your names not coming up and youre calling from an unknown number, so Imma hang up on you. You need to stop playin. Clock shows time passage before another convo with co-worker who explains you need to adjust your settings. One convo in person; then another on the phone with her girlfriend. I think I got a Facebook stalker, she tells her friend. Girl, change your password AND your phone number. And fix your notifications. Tania: notifications? Scene switches, and a co-worker is now answering her. INT-Starbucks Co-Worker: Yep. Here, lemme show you. Next scene: INT/bedroom Tania is undressing and enters bathroom. She lights candle and incent, sprinkles bath crystals into the Jacuzzi. Viewer sees panties falling to floor at Tanias ankles as Tania steps into Jacuzzi. Viewer sees Tanias entire back as she sinks into Jacuzzi. Tania lays back in Jacuzzi, cucumber slices over her eyes. Music is playing. Viewer sees different close-ups, Tanias face, legs, feet. Tania begins to pleasure herself, enjoying the moment. Tanias expressions are very sexual, lips shivering, heavy breathing. Viewer sees a cross section of the bathroom, then a focus on the Jacuzzi with a strangers legs in view. Stranger is standing/watching. Another shot

shows stranger closer, now sprinkling rose petals in the Jacuzzi. Tania still has no idea shes not alone/still pleasuring herself. Finally, stranger slides his finger along Tanias wet, soapy leg. She screams, covers her upper body with her arms to hide herself, Stranger quickly grabs for Tanias mouth, muffling her scream. Whadda you think I wanna HURT YOU?? He is stern, holding the back of Tanias head and her mouth. Huh??? Tanias frightened to death. Stranger has angry expression. You gonna stop screaming? Huh?? Tania nods her head feverishly. He lets go. I didnt come here to hurt you. But I cant believe you dont recognize my face? Tania, still shaken. She looks confused, big time. Okay, lemme give you a hint, he says, and he poses left. No, wait a minute, thats not the profile picture. THIS (he turns the opposite way) is the profile picture! Hes real awkwardly proud, as if hes in a pose-down for a competition. See? I know you recognize me now. I was your three hundred and fiftieth friend! Thats gotta mean something JOHNNY FACEBOOK improvises with various claims about how hes been friends with Tania for 6 months and how she poked him first and how he saw her update about all she wanted was a good man, WELL HERE I AM! JOHNNY FACEBOOK! I cant believe you dont recognize me! *Key line: YOU POKED ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Tania is still mortified and scared, but theres a point during Johnnys ranting that she realizes Johnny is crazy. But at the same time, shes all caught up in his story; ENTERTAINED EVEN! And theres a point when she breaks out in laughter. Shes pointing at him, making fun of him and cant BELIEVE hes this CRAZY. Shes less and less scared and eventually totally in control until she says; Youre so fuckin crazy! And I dont know how the fuck you got in my house, but you need to take your crazy ass out of here cuz Im about to call the police. She says this even while shes still laughing. Johnny feels humiliated.

Oh this is FUNNY to you? I thought we were FRIENDS!? This is how you treat me?? What will our mutual friends say??? And all the comments you posted, taggin me on your FUCKIN photos! What did you think, I wasnt gonna respond!? Hell, I LOVE YOU! How can you DO this to me? We have so many common interests and I joined EVERY GROUP that YOU joined!!!! And what about you wantin a good man last month? Yeah, thats right! April 22nd at 4am, you were rantin about I wish some eligible man was here to take GOOD care of this. LOL-smiley face? OH I KNOW WHO THAT WAS DIRECTED AT! Especially since you commented on my photo upload just ten minutes earlier! And last week you Tweeted AND Facebooked that photo; you know, you in the lingerie! And you put a note; just for you? Just for you??? I KNOW YOU WERE TALKIN TO ME, TANIA. Why are you And he carries on. And Tania stops laughing to finally ask, And how the fuck did you get in my house, anyway!? BABY! I USED MY KEY! Johnny reaches for his crotch and pulls down his zipper. HERE. LET ME SHOW IT TO YOU! Tania screams. Johnny now has Tania by the neck and hes drowning her. Shots of Johnnys angry face as he claims: I FUCKIN LOVE YOU! HOW COULD YOU TREAT ME THIS WAY! Tania is reaching and pulling at Johnnys hands, trying to free herself from his grip. Johnny brings Tania back up for air. Tanias gagging from water being caught in her lungs. Johnny shoves her back under. Choking her harder. Then he suddenly pulls her back up. Baby? I just want you to know I love you. And this is not complicated! Johnny shoves her back underwater until shes lifeless. In the moments thereafter, Johnny is holding conversation with Tania, even after he drowned her. Credits are rolling while Johnny is talking. The end

*Important, must be believable when Tania first realizes shes not alone in the bathroom. Also, important that we get the drowning scenes right so as not to endanger our actress.

Tania played by (Available Role) Johnny Facebook played by (Available Role)

Todd/Co-worker played by

Michael Nelson

Tish/Girlfriend played by

Simone Jameson