this set and number closed one of the girls.

We're in the men's room, and he tel ls me to STOP being a dancing entertaining monkey, and take myself seriously. Go od shit. Finally I do a good set, after a night of blowing out EVERYWHERE (some good moments but not worthy of mention here). HB6, HB7.5, HB7.5. I go in pretty half assed, 3 girls I had tried to unsuccessfully open before (bu t which my drunk friend managed to number close). "Hey you girls looking for guy s? Pick any guy out in the bar, I'll get him to come over here to say hi." After a while of joking around looking for guys, they were like, "OK, we want to talk to this guy." Pointing at me. "You guys need to pick a better-looking guy." (I'm wearing my glasses from the 8 th grade and an poor-fitting shirt, from not having had a chance to change.) "Oh you're plenty goodlooking enough!" So I go, "You know, I suck at picking up girls in bars. You guys gotta coach me. " They start teaching me to pretend I don't care. Pretend I'm checking out other girls while I'm talking to them. So I go, "Sorry? What were you saying?" A lot of role playing, as I do physical push-pull on all of them. "Oh and you gotta as k for names." We do names. Then they taught me to do BODY ROCKING. "Pretend you' re gonna walk away from us, but don't walk away." I just went from the creeper (I tried opening this set earlier in the night) to the guy who's playful and has a sense of humor, and giving them a good time. A group of my goodlooking friends just come up to me, asking me a couple questio ns, disregarding the girls completely, great social proof. A girl just texted me, "I'm sad u didn't call me tdy." Perfect, I show that text to HB7.5. She goes, "Is that your girlfriend?" I whip out my inbox and all thes e girls names on my inbox. "I don't know. I don't get girls, all these girls jus t want to date me, but won't want to fuck me." An older HB8 overhears me and lau ghs, I get in a 5 minute conversation with her, making her laugh her ass off, bu t I showed some creepy interest right at the end, making her go finally order he r drink at the bar. All good, because all these girls saw was that I made this w oman laugh her ass off. While I was in conversation, I was kinda straddling one of the HB7.5 (NOT my target), her back was to me, so her ass was kinda bumping i nto my crotch accidentally. She kept looking back, but I don't think it was obvi ous to me or her what was really going on. I come back to my target with: "Have you ever gone out with a guy you met at a b ar?" "Never." "So when are we having our first fight?" "We're gonna fight, and t hen you're gonna leave, not text me, not call me. Then I'm gonna call you, cryin g. And you're gonna come back to me, and you gotta tell me, 'I love you babe.'" GOLD. So I lean into her and say, "I love you babe." And grab her ass. "OMG, you just groped my ass." I lean into her ear. "Yea and you totally wanted it." She giggles. "Oh I heard girls like getting their hair pulled too." "Yeah?" I go in, grab som e of her hair, gently. "Yeahhh." "Hahaha, he's pulling my hair." Her friend goes , "Oh she loves getting her hair braided." After awhile, the friend goes, "You're totally her type!" A little while later, the friend goes, "Give her a neck massage!" I proceed. My target: "You're so gen tle with me. Harder!" I lean into her ear, "Harder, babe?!" My target squirms wi th giggles, as I lean into her, she puts her head down exposing her neck complet ely and I'm really digging into her neck (never done this before, not sure WTF I was doing LOL). Her friends crack up. I keep doing this for awhile, guys lookin g at me like: WTF, Asian dude in nerdy glasses and an over-sized shirt making 3 girls have a tingly time. I feel like tonight I was being THAT guy. Their HB6 friend is literally now pawing my left arm for attention. Scratching m y arm with her fingernails. I do the neck massage to her, I talk into her ear, s he squirms with glee, but she pretends like she doesn't like it. So I keep doing it to both my target and HB6. Whispering, "I'm trying to make you jealous. I he ard this jealousy thing works really well." My friend comes to grab me. "Dude we're leaving." "I'm having so much fun with t hese girls!" Girls laugh. He grabs me and starts DRAGGING me out, and I struggle , and throw my phone at my target, while my friend is dragging me away.

She dials her number, calls the number, but she saw she fumbled the digits. So s he tries again, re-dials her correct number into my phone, calls, and waits unti l it goes into her voicemail, she starts talking into the phone. I come into the set, grab the phone, and start talking into the phone, "So I just met this gorg eous girl in a red dress. She's fucking hot. Never mind, actually, I don't care, I don't CARE." (Cuz they told me to pretend I don't care when I talk to girls.) They laugh, and my friend finally pulls me away. Lessons Learned Well these girls literally told me what worked with girls, and I tried it out on THEM, and it worked on them. Good to get more experience with: physical push pu ll, "pretending I don't care and they don't have my full attention", body rockin g, kino, neck massage, hair pulling, giving value, having a sense of humor, domi nating the set, jealousy, plowing through an initially totally shitty set.