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PROJECT
MEMPHIS
PROJECT DOCUMENTATION AND TECHNICAL NOTES
- MICROSOFT CORP. CONFIDENTIAL –
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Redmond, WA

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/*
CONFIDENTIAL – PROJECT ‘MEMPHIS’CORE
AKA WINDOWS ‘98 SOURCE CODE

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© 1997 Microsoft Corp. Redmond, WA

Bill: our guys are experiencing some real difficulty

implementing that Y2K thing you requested.
Recommend we push release date up a little, to be safe.
*/

#include "unistd.h"
#include "xerox.h"
#include "qdos.h"
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

#define EASE_OF_INSTALL -10000

#define WIN32_LEAN_AND_MEAN 1

#define RETURNS_ERROR 1
#define RETURNS_SUCCESS 1

/*ATTN: DO NOT DELETE CODE ABOVE THIS LINE. */

/* Naturally, Windows 98 should be "faster" than Windows 95 */

#ifdef ( _WINDOWS_98_ || _WINDOWS_NT_ )
sleep_time=2;
#else
#ifdef _WINDOWS_95_
sleep_time=5;
#else
sleep_time=8;
#endif
#endif

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

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/* Windows 98 has a feature set that is greatly expanded from Win95 */
#ifdef _WINDOWS_98
char make_prog_look_bigger[3666756];
#include <dvd.h>
#include <msoffice.h>
#endif

/* Windows 98 has functionality beyond any of its predecessors */

void SummonPageFault(long address);
char ChooseRandomErrorMessage();

/* Windows 98 is built on a robust, highly efficient core.*/

void main()
{
while(system_state != CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message_large();
display_bill_rulez_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation && isIBMCompatiblePC)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();

/* ^ Installation is more complete and less involved than ever. We make

only the changes we need to ensure compatibility with our competitors
products.*/

write_something((HWASTE) GetStockItem(garbage_data));
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
`

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else if (shutdown_sequence_initiated)
{
OverrideUserControls(hwnd, CURRENT_USER, 1, hInst, OUC_IGNORE ||
OUC_BLOCKINPUT);
SHAbortShutdown(PRIV_ROOT);
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache(CACHE_FLUSH || CACHE_FLOOD);

if (system_has_fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(FREQUENT);
set_mouse(speed, VERY_SLOW);
set_mouse(action, JUMPY);
set_mouse(reaction, BHAV_INTERMITTENT);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows ME”); */

printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = fopen("a:\swp0001.swp", FILE_CREATE);
write(stdin, system_memory);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
hang_system(NO_REASON);
perform_illegal_operation();
system_error_engine(BLUE_SCREEN_OF_DEATH);

return RETURNS_SUCCESS;

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