Disney Princes and Princesses Idea by Lynleigh, Wendy, and Jean Disney Girl Lyrics written by Anne, Ashley,

Jean and Lynleigh Original song by Aqua [Dancing Groups] Prince Phillip Aurora, Snow White, Wendy, Megara, and Esmeralda. Shang Belle, Mulan, Ariel, Alice, and Jasmine. Peter Pan/Aladdin Cinderella, Eilowny, Pocahontas, and Jane. [CUE Main Street Electrical Parade music] [ENTER Fairy Godmother, prancing and waving her wand and hands] Fairy Godmother: Come, Come Princesses! Its time for the ball! [ENTER six main princesses: Jasmine, Aurora, Ariel, Snow White, Cinderella, and Belle] Ariel: Oh, I love a good princess ball! Snow White: How does my hair look? Jasmine: Do these pants make me look fat? Cinderella: Do you like my new Swarovski crystal slippers? Everyone: Ummm. Belle: Wheres Aurora? [Princesses glance over at Aurora who is now entering the stage] Aurora: Zzzzzz [Princesses turn to Belle] Jasmine: Hey what are you doing here, Belle? Youre not a real princess. Ariel: Yeah you just married a beast! Belle: At least my husband didnt marry sushi! [ENTER Eilonwy] Everyone: Who are you? Elionwy: Why, Im Princess Elionwy!

Everyone: Who??? Elionwy: Im from The Black Cauldron. Everyone: Never heard of it. [All main princesses do the Talk to the hand movement] [ENTER Pocahontas, Mulan, Esmeralda, Jane, and Meg] Meg: Yo, wheres the party? Snow White: Youre not princesses, either! Pocahontas: Yes, I am! Can you paint with all of the colors of the wind? [snap with glitter] Mulan: And I brought honor to us all! Real Princesses: By cross-dressing? Whatever! [All Princesses hold up the W sign with fingers] Esmeralda: I claim sanctuary! [Everyone looks at Jane] Jane: Darlings, Im married to the king of the jungle. Esmeralda: I still claim sanctuary! Real Princesses: Shut up! [Everyone Arguing] [ENTER Wendy and Alice] Wendy + Alice: STOP! [Arguing Stops] Alice: We may not all be Disney Princesses, Wendy: But were all Disney Girls! [CUE Disney Girl music] I'm a Disney girl, in Walt Disneys world

Life with magic, it's fantastic! You can toss our hair, touch us everywhere Animation , our lives are your creation Im a beautiful girl in a magical world Life is tough, oh so rough, bein a princess! But I use what Ive got, get whatever I want Pretty men, so much fun, being naughty! We can dance, we can play, if we say Its not for kids! Ooh-oh! I'm a Disney girl, in Walt Disneys world Life with magic , it's fantastic! We can flash our stuff, well never get enough Animation, our lives are your creation Come on Disney, let's get busy! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Disney, lets get busy! (uu-oooh-u) [Princes form a line in center stage. Girls gather around. Music stops and MC Hammer music CUES. Shang turns around to reveal Aladdin behind him] Aladdin: Stop! Aladdin Time! [Aladdin dances and poses] Aladdin: Stop! Aladdin Time! [Disney Girl music resumes] I am only sixteen, but you never would think Cause my breasts, they are quite enchanting! Strut it here, flash them there, catch the prince in a snare Hes so fine, make him mine, its so easy! We can dance, we can play, if we say Its not for kids! Im a Disney Girl, in Walt Disneys world Life with magic, its fantastic! Watch us sway our hips, try to steal a kiss Animation, our lives are your creation [Princes exit stage and get the Monorail]

Come on Disney, let's get busy! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Disney, lets get busy! (uu-oooh-u) Come on Disney, let's get busy! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Disney, lets get busy! (uu-oooh-u) [Princesses begin to gather around the Monorail] Aladdin: Hey, girls where do you want to go now? [Monorail moves across the stage] Everyone: Were going to DISNEYLAND!!!! [Monorail and all the girls exit the stage] Walt Disney: Hi, Im Walt Disneyand this was NOT my vision. [THE END] Cast: Fairy Godmother - Wendy Snow White - Lynleigh Ariel - Rebecca Cinderella - Lisa Belle - Angela Aurora - Cindy Princess Eilonwy - Kie Megara - Maryssa Pocahontas - Jean Mulan - Jenn Esmeralda - Lily Jane - Emily Alice - Briana Wendy - Ashley Prince Philip - Mike Shang - Flo Peter Pan - Andy Aladdin Tony Behind the Scenes: Lynleigh - Head of princesses and skit creator.

Anne - Jean's high school friend who helped finish the lyrics for the parody of "Disney Girl". Jean - Sang the "Disney Girl" song, as well as helped make the Aladdin costume and the Monorail. Tom - Supplied his voice for Walt Disney and helped record and spliced the entire soundtrack. Maryssa - Helped choreograph the entire skit. Darryl - Held the Monorail for us backstage and for pictures. Fetched food for us backstage as well. Rachael, Kie, Lily, Maryssa, Angela, Jean, and Tom - Supplying their voices for the characters. Ashley Suggested the Monorail idea instead of the Disney Mobile.