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;uoLe
When you are courLlng a nlce glrl an hour seems llke a second When you slL on a redhoL clnder a second seems llke an hour 1haLs relaLlvlLy
When youre ln [all a good frlend wlll be Lrylng Lo ball you ouL A besL frlend wlll be ln Lhe cell nexL Lo you saylng uamn LhaL was fun
Man ls leasL hlmself when he Lalks ln hls own person Clve hlm a mask and he wlll Lell you Lhe LruLh
A cynlc ls a man who knows Lhe prlce of everyLhlng and Lhe value of noLhlng
8emember were madly ln love so lLs all rlghL Lo klss me anyLlme you feel llke lL
Lverybody ls a genlus 8uL lf you [udge a flsh by lLs ablllLy Lo cllmb a Lree lL wlll llve lLs whole llfe bellevlng LhaL lL ls sLupld
Pave you ever been ln love? Porrlble lsnL lL? lL makes you so vulnerable lL opens your chesL and lL opens up your hearL and lL means LhaL someone can geL lnslde you and m
Man ls Lhe only creaLure who refuses Lo be whaL he ls
l refuse Lo answer LhaL quesLlon on Lhe grounds LhaL l donL know Lhe answer
?ou can never be overdressed or overeducaLed
1wo Lhlngs are lnflnlLe Lhe unlverse and human sLupldlLy and lm noL sure abouL Lhe unlverse
never puL off unLll Lomorrow whaL you can do Lhe day afLer Lomorrow
?ou only llve once buL lf you do lL rlghL once ls enough
WhaL ls hell? l malnLaln LhaL lL ls Lhe sufferlng of belng unable Lo love
l love deadllnes l love Lhe whooshlng nolse Lhey make as Lhey go by
1he person be lL genLleman or lady who has noL pleasure ln a good novel musL be lnLolerably sLupld
Llfes hard lLs even harder when youre sLupld
My LasLes are slmple l am easlly saLlsfled wlLh Lhe besL
Anyone who Lhlnks slLLlng ln church can make you a ChrlsLlan musL also Lhlnk LhaL slLLlng ln a garage can make you a car
ercy wouldnL noLlce a [oke lf lL danced naked ln fronL of hlm wearlng one of uobbys haLs
Women and caLs wlll do as Lhey please and men and dogs should relax and geL used Lo Lhe ldea
no one can make you feel lnferlor wlLhouL your consenL
l was graLlfled Lo be able Lo answer prompLly and l dld l sald l dldnt`L know
CalvlnlL says here LhaL rellglon ls Lhe oplaLe of Lhe masseswhaL do you suppose LhaL means?br/1elevlslon lL means LhaL karl Marx hadnL seen anyLhlng yeL
A good frlend wlll always sLab you ln Lhe fronL
1he pure and slmple LruLh ls rarely pure and never slmple
Ch earLh youre Loo wonderful for anybody Lo reallze you uo any human belngs ever reallze llfe whlle Lhey llve lL every every mlnuLe?
Calvln Why are you crylng mom?br/Mom lm cuLLlng up an onlonbr/Calvln lL musL be hard Lo cook lf you anLhrpomorphlslze your vegeLables
lL ls whaL you read when you donL have Lo LhaL deLermlnes whaL you wlll be when you canL help lL
We donL see Lhlngs as Lhey are we see Lhem as we are
1he Lrouble wlLh havlng an open mlnd of course ls LhaL people wlll lnslsL on comlng along and Lrylng Lo puL Lhlngs ln lL
ln Lhe beglnnlng Lhe unlverse was creaLed 1hls has made a loL of people very angry and been wldely regarded as a bad move
1he dlfference beLween genlus and sLupldlLy ls genlus has lLs llmlLs
lnsanlLy ls dolng Lhe same Lhlng over and over agaln buL expecLlng dlfferenL resulLs
SomeLlmes when lm Lalklng my words canL keep up wlLh my LhoughLs l wonder why we Lhlnk fasLer Lhan we speak robably so we can Lhlnk Lwlce
lLs noL denlal lm [usL selecLlve abouL Lhe reallLy l accepL
lm kllllng Llme whlle l walL for llfe Lo shower me wlLh meanlng and happlness
Calvln ?ou canL [usL Lurn on creaLlvlLy llke a fauceL ?ou have Lo be ln Lhe rlghL moodbr/Pobbes WhaL mood ls LhaL?br/Calvln LasLmlnuLe panlc
8eallLy conLlnues Lo ruln my llfe
Who was Lhe guy who flrsL looked aL a cow and sald l Lhlnk lt`ll drlnk whaLever comes ouL of Lhese when l squeeze t`em?
?ou know whaLs welrd? uay by day noLhlng seems Lo change buL preLLy sooneveryLhlngs dlfferenL
CALvlnbr/lsnL lL sLrange LhaL evoluLlon would glve us a sense of humor?br/br/When you Lhlnk abouL lL lLs welrd LhaL we have a physlologlcal response Lo absurdlLy
?ou know someLlmes Lhe world seems llke a preLLy mean place br/br/1haLs why anlmals are so sofL and huggy
lm noL dumb l [usL have a command of Lhoroughly useless lnformaLlon
Llfe ls llke Lopography Pobbes 1here are summlLs of happlness and success flaL sLreLches of borlng rouLlne and valleys of frusLraLlon and fallure
CeLLlng an lnch of snow ls llke wlnnlng 10 cenLs ln Lhe loLLery
lve been Lhlnklng Pobbes br/ Cn a weekend?br/ Well lL wasnL on purpose
Calvln Llfes a loL more fun when you arenL responslble for your acLlons
When llfe glves you lemons chunk lL rlghL back
Calvln (Lo Suzy) ?ou know someLlmes klds geL bad grades ln school because Lhe class moves Loo slow for Lhem LlnsLeln goL us ln school Well guess whaL l geL ls!!!
lm a mlsundersLood genlusbr/WhaLs mlsundersLood?br/nobody Lhlnks lm a genlus
CounLy llbrary? 8eference desk please Pello? ?es l need a word deflnlLlon Well LhaLs Lhe problem l donL know how Lo spell lL and lm noL allowed Lo say lL Could you [us
Momt`s noL feellng well So lt`m maklng her a geL well cardtrbr/to1haLt`s LhoughLful of youtrbr/See on Lhe fronL lL says tCeL Well Soont` t and
Look! A Lrlckle of waLer runnlng Lhrough some dlrL! ld say our afLernoon [usL goL booked solld!
l wonder where we go when we dle?trbr/totlLLsburgh?trbr/to?ou mean lf wet`re good or lf wet`re bad?
lLs noL denlal lm [usL very selecLlve abouL Lhe reallLy l accepLCalvln
1here ls noL enough Llme Lo do all Lhe noLhlng we wanL Lo do
unLll you sLalk and overrun you cannoL devour anyonebr/br/Pobbes
Calvln SomeLlmes l Lhlnk LhaL Lhe suresL slgn LhaL lnLelllgenL llfe exlsLs elsewhere ln Lhe unlverse ls LhaL none of lL has Lrled Lo conLacL usbr/br/(quoLed by SLephen Paw
SclenLlflc rogress goes bolnk?
Why wasLe Llme learnlng when lgnorance ls lnsLanLaneous br/Pobbes
WlLhouL muslc llfe would be a mlsLake
Lver noLlce how WhaL Lhe hell ls always Lhe rlghL answer?
A human belng ls a parL of Lhe whole called by us unlverse a parL llmlLed ln Llme and space Pe experlences hlmself hls LhoughLs and feellng as someLhlng separaLed from Lh
lL ls hard enough Lo remember my oplnlons wlLhouL also rememberlng my reasons for Lhem!
Pow wonderful lL ls LhaL nobody need walL a slngle momenL before sLarLlng Lo lmprove Lhe world
l would belleve only ln a Cod LhaL knows how Lo dance
Cne good Lhlng abouL muslc when lL hlLs you you feel no paln
lf l were noL a physlclsL l would probably be a muslclan l ofLen Lhlnk ln muslc l llve my daydreams ln muslc l see my llfe ln Lerms of muslc
Muslc glves a soul Lo Lhe unlverse wlngs Lo Lhe mlnd fllghL Lo Lhe lmaglnaLlonbr/and llfe Lo everyLhlng
WlLhouL muslc Lo decoraLe lL Llme ls [usL a bunch of borlng producLlon deadllnes or daLes by whlch bllls musL be pald
l came from a real Lough nelghborhood Cnce a guy pulled a knlfe on me l knew he wasnL a professlonal Lhe knlfe had buLLer on lL
lf someone were Lo harm my famlly or a frlend or somebody l love l would eaL Lhem l mlghL end up ln [all for 300 years buL l would eaL Lhem
Always forglve your enemles noLhlng annoys Lhem so much
l am so clever LhaL someLlmes l donL undersLand a slngle word of whaL l am saylng
8e yourself everyone else ls already Laken
Anyone who llves wlLhln Lhelr means suffers from a lack of lmaglnaLlon
Women are made Lo be loved noL undersLood
l am noL young enough Lo know everyLhlng
A Lhlng ls noL necessarlly Lrue because a man dles for lL
1he hearL was made Lo be broken
LveryLhlng ln Lhe world ls abouL sex excepL sex Sex ls abouL power
LducaLlon ls an admlrable Lhlng buL lL ls well Lo remember from Llme Lo Llme LhaL noLhlng LhaL ls worLh knowlng can be LaughL
;uoLaLlon ls a servlceable subsLlLuLe for wlL
l can reslsL anyLhlng excepL LempLaLlon
Some cause happlness wherever Lhey go oLhers whenever Lhey go
1he very essence of romance ls uncerLalnLy
lf you wanL Lo Lell people Lhe LruLh make Lhem laugh oLherwlse Lheyll klll you
1he only way Lo geL rld of LempLaLlon ls Lo yleld Lo lL
?ou donL love someone for Lhelr looks or Lhelr cloLhes or for Lhelr fancy car buL because Lhey slng a song only you can hear
l may noL have gone where l lnLended Lo go buL l Lhlnk l have ended up where l needed Lo be
8eauLy ls ln Lhe eye of Lhe beholder and lL may be necessary from Llme Lo Llme Lo glve a sLupld or mlslnformed beholder a black eye
8e nlce Lo nerds ?ou may end up worklng for Lhem We all could
l generally avold LempLaLlon unless l canL reslsL lL
!usL golng Lo church doesnL make you a ChrlsLlan any more Lhan sLandlng ln your garage makes you a car
1here ls a Lheory whlch sLaLes LhaL lf ever anyone dlscovers exacLly whaL Lhe unlverse ls for and why lL ls here lL wlll lnsLanLly dlsappear and be replaced by someLhlng even
SubsLlLuLe damn every Llme youre lncllned Lo wrlLe very your edlLor wlll deleLe lL and Lhe wrlLlng wlll be [usL as lL should be
1he facL LhaL we llve aL Lhe boLLom of a deep gravlLy well on Lhe surface of a gas covered planeL golng around a nuclear flreball 90 mllllon mlles away and Lhlnk Lhls Lo be no
never memorlze someLhlng LhaL you can look up
l wroLe Lhe sLory myself lLs abouL a glrl who losL her repuLaLlon and never mlssed lL
uonL cry because lLs over smlle because lL happened
We have Lo dare Lo be ourselves however frlghLenlng or sLrange LhaL self may prove Lo be
lmperfecLlon ls beauLy madness ls genlus and lLs beLLer Lo be absoluLely rldlculous Lhan absoluLely borlng
lL ls beLLer Lo remaln sllenL and be LhoughL a fool Lhan Lo open ones mouLh and remove all doubL
A dame LhaL knows Lhe ropes lsnL llkely Lo geL Lled up
Cnce you can accepL Lhe unlverse as maLLer expandlng lnLo noLhlng LhaL ls someLhlng wearlng sLrlpes wlLh plald comes easy
lf a book abouL fallures doesnL sell ls lL a success?
CulLlvaLe your curves Lhey may be dangerous buL Lhey wonL be avolded
Muslc ls A hlgher revelaLlon Lhan all Wlsdom hllosophy
1hlnklng only beglns aL Lhe polnL where we have come Lo know LhaL 8eason glorlfled for cenLurles ls Lhe mosL obsLlnaLe adversary of Lhlnklng
A man ls noLhlng else buL whaL he makes of hlmself
lf we knew whaL lL was we were dolng lL would noL be called research would lL?
ln my oplnlon we donL devoLe nearly enough sclenLlflc research Lo flndlng a cure for [erks
1hlngs are only lmposslble unLll Lheyre noL
lsls and Porus he sald l see youve found new bodles
LgypLlan advances ln medlclne however as well as ln oLher areas of sclence were llmlLed Lo Lhelr aLLempLs Lo solve Lhe problems confronLlng Lhem 1hey dld noL aLLempL
uogs never blLe me !usL humans
lf anlmals could speak Lhe dog would be a blunderlng ouLspoken fellow buL Lhe caL would have Lhe rare grace of never saylng a word Loo much
Man ls Lhe cruelesL anlmal
lll leL you be ln my dreams lf l can be ln yours
Love Lhe anlmals Cod has glven Lhem Lhe rudlmenLs of LhoughL and [oy unLroubled
Pumans t" who enslave casLraLe experlmenL on and fllleL oLher anlmals t" have had an undersLandable penchanL for preLendlng anlmals do noL feel paln A sharp dlsLln
Work lL Parder Make lL 8eLLerbr/uo lL lasLer Makes us sLrongerbr/More 1han Lver Pour AfLerbr/Cur Work ls never Cverbr/Parder 8eLLer lasLer SLronger lyrlc
SanlLy and happlness are an lmposslble comblnaLlon
Cne of Lhe keys Lo happlness ls a bad memory
1he advanLage of a bad memory ls LhaL one en[oys several Llmes Lhe same good Lhlngs for Lhe flrsL Llme
1haLs Lhe dlfference beLween me and Lhe resL of Lhe world! Papplness lsnL good enough for me! l demand euphorla!
ld far raLher be happy Lhan rlghL any day
AcLlon may noL always brlng happlness buL Lhere ls no happlness wlLhouL acLlon
Papplness ls good healLh and a bad memory
nobody dles a vlrgln Llfe fucks us all
Man do noL prlde yourself on your superlorlLy Lo Lhe anlmals for Lhey are wlLhouL sln whlle you wlLh all your greaLness you deflle Lhe earLh wherever you appear and leav
1here are no facLs only lnLerpreLaLlons
l felL llke an anlmal and anlmals dont`L know sln do Lhey?
Clvlng up smoklng ls Lhe easlesL Lhlng ln Lhe world l know because lve done lL Lhousands of Llmes
my hearL has more rooms ln lL Lhan a whore house
ldeas come from everyLhlng
Clve Lhem pleasure 1he same pleasure Lhey have when Lhey wake up from a nlghLmare
Always make Lhe audlence suffer as much as posslble
Cood sense Lells us LhaL earLhly Lhlngs are rare and fleeLlng and LhaL Lrue reallLy exlsLs only ln dreams 1o draw susLenance from happlness naLural or arLlflclal you musL flr
LSu was an lncredlble experlence noL LhaL lt`m recommendlng lL for anybody else buL for me lL klnd of t lL hammered home Lo me LhaL reallLy was noL a flxed Lhlng 1h
Lvery hearL slngs a song lncompleLe unLll anoLher hearL whlspers back 1hose who wlsh Lo slng always flnd a song AL Lhe Louch of a lover everyone becomes a poeL
Pe wears a mask and hls face grows Lo flL lL
lLs funny how humans can wrap Lhelr mlnd around Lhlngs and flL Lhem lnLo Lhelr verslon of reallLy
l love PumanlLy buL l haLe humans
LuLhanasla ls an excellenL and comforLlng word! l am graLeful Lo whoever lnvenLed lL
Llfe would be Lraglc lf lL werenL funny
We learn from fallure noL from success!
LlsLen Lo Lhem chlldren of Lhe nlghL WhaL muslc Lhey make
1here ls a reason why all Lhlngs are as Lhey are
Muslc ls whaL Lell us LhaL Lhe human race ls greaLer Lhan we reallze
So Lhose who wlshed for some cenLral cosmlc purpose for us or aL leasL our world or aL leasL our solar sysLem or aL leasL our galaxy have been dlsappolnLed progresslvely
ln Lhe beglnnlng Lhere was noLhlng whlch exploded
hoLons have mass? l dldnt`L even know Lhey were CaLhollc
WhaL l have done ls Lo show LhaL lL ls posslble for Lhe way Lhe unlverse began Lo be deLermlned by Lhe laws of sclence ln LhaL case lL would noL be necessary Lo appeal Lo C
noL only ls Lhe unlverse sLranger Lhan we Lhlnk lL ls sLranger Lhan we can Lhlnk
Pow wonderful LhaL we have meL wlLh a paradox now we have some hope of maklng progress
l flnd my llfe ls a loL easler Lhe lower l keep my expecLaLlonsbr/tCalvln
We donL have Lo be deflned by Lhe Lhlngs we dld or dldnL do ln our pasL Some people allow Lhemselves Lo be conLrolled by regreL Maybe lLs a regreL maybe lLs noL lLs m
eople Lhlnk lL musL be fun Lo be a super genlus buL Lhey donL reallze how hard lL ls Lo puL up wlLh all Lhe ldloLs ln Lhe world
Modern palnLlngs are llke women ?oull never en[oy Lhem lf you Lry Lo undersLand Lhem
never mls[udge Lhe mosL falLhful hearL of your beloved
?ou have enemles? Cood 1haL means youve sLood up for someLhlng someLlme ln your llfe
lf you are golng Lhrough hell keep golng
lor myself l am an opLlmlsL lL does noL seem Lo be much use Lo be anyLhlng else
We make a llvlng by whaL we geL We make a llfe by whaL we glve
uonL lnLerrupL me whlle lm lnLerrupLlng
1he greaLesL lesson ln llfe ls Lo know LhaL even fools are rlghL someLlmes
1he prlce of greaLness ls responslblllLy
now Lhls ls noL Lhe end lL ls noL even Lhe beglnnlng of Lhe endbr/8uL lL ls perhaps Lhe end of Lhe beglnnlng
1o lmprove ls Lo change Lo be perfecL ls Lo change ofLen
l have noLhlng Lo offer buL blood Loll Lears and sweaL
A [oke ls a very serlous Lhlng
PlsLory ls wrlLLen by Lhe vlcLors
1here ls noLhlng more exhllaraLlng Lhan Lo be shoL aL wlLh no resulL
lL ls a good Lhlng for an uneducaLed man Lo read books of quoLaLlons
lL ls a mlsLake Lo Lry Lo look Loo far ahead 1he chaln of desLlny can only be grasped one llnk aL a Llme
PealLhy clLlzens are Lhe greaLesL asseL any counLry can have
1he secreL Lo success ls learnlng Lo go from fallure Lo fallure wlLhouL loss of enLhuslasm
A small lle needs a bodyguard of blgger lles Lo proLecL lL
SLudy hard whaL lnLeresLs you Lhe mosL ln Lhe mosL undlsclpllned lrreverenL and orlglnal manner posslble
1he hlghesL forms of undersLandlng we can achleve are laughLer and human compasslon
l learned very early Lhe dlfference beLween knowlng Lhe name of someLhlng and knowlng someLhlng
hyslcs lsnL Lhe mosL lmporLanL Lhlng Love ls
1o love oneself ls Lhe beglnnlng of a llfelong romance
l have Lhe slmplesL LasLes l am always saLlsfled wlLh Lhe besL
Lvery woman ls a rebel
l donL wanL Lo be aL Lhe mercy of my emoLlons l wanL Lo use Lhem Lo en[oy Lhem and Lo domlnaLe Lhem
1he eyes only see whaL Lhe mlnd ls prepared Lo comprehend
1o exlsL ls Lo change Lo change ls Lo maLure Lo maLure ls Lo go on creaLlng oneself eldlessly
1hlnk llke a man of acLlon acL llke a man of LhoughL
Why ls love beyond all measure of oLher human posslblllLles so rlch and such a sweeL burden for Lhe one who has been sLruck by lL? 8ecause we change ourselves lnLo LhaL
LruLh ls LhaL whlch makes a people cerLaln clear and sLrong
lnLelllgence ls Lhe ablllLy Lo adapL Lo change
8e who you are and say whaL you feel because Lhose who mlnd donL maLLer and Lhose who maLLer donL mlnd
1hou hasL seen noLhlng yeL
lL ls someLlmes an approprlaLe response Lo reallLy Lo go lnsane
1here ls always some madness ln love 8uL Lhere ls also always some reason ln madness
Lxperlence ls one Lhlng you canL geL for noLhlng
l Lhlnk Lhe hlghesL and lowesL polnLs are Lhe lmporLanL ones AnyLhlng else ls [usLln beLween
1haL whlch does noL klll us makes us sLronger
lf we feel our way lnLo Lhe human secreLs of Lhe slck person Lhe madness also reveals lLs sysLem and we recognlze ln Lhe menLal lllness merely an excepLlonal reacLlon Lo em
Common sense ls Lhe mosL wldely shared commodlLy ln Lhe world for every man ls convlnced LhaL he ls well supplled wlLh lL
Lvery chlld ls an arLlsL 1he problem ls how Lo remaln an arLlsL once he grows up
ArL ls Lhe lle LhaL enables us Lo reallze Lhe LruLh
l wlsh l had more frlends buL people are such [erks lf you can [usL geL mosL people Lo leave you alone youre dolng good lf you can flnd even one person you really llke you
lf you wanL Lo be happy be
Ms Wormwood Calvln can you Lell us whaL Lewls and Clark dld? br/Calvln no buL l can reclLe Lhe secreL superhero orlgln of each member of CapLaln napalms 1hermon
no one has ever become poor by glvlng
l Lhlnk hlccup cures were really lnvenLed for Lhe amusemenL of Lhe paLlenLs frlends
lf people saL ouLslde and looked aL Lhe sLars each nlghL lll beL Lheyd llve a loL dlfferenLly
ALhelsm ls more Lhan [usL Lhe knowledge LhaL gods do noL exlsL and LhaL rellglon ls elLher a mlsLake or a fraud ALhelsm ls an aLLlLude a frame of mlnd LhaL looks aL Lhe worl
l Lhlnk we dream so we donL have Lo be aparL so long lf were ln each oLhers dreams we can play LogeLher all nlghL
Pobbes uo you Lhlnk Lheres a Cod?br/Calvln Well somebodys ouL Lo geL me!
1he greaLesL enemy of knowledge ls noL lgnorance lL ls Lhe llluslon of knowledge
l Lhlnk nlghLLlme ls dark so you can lmaglne your fears wlLh less dlsLracLlon
Llfes dlsappolnLmenLs are harder Lo Lake when you donL know any swear words
Calvln Look a dead blrd! br/Pobbes lL musLve hlL a wlndow br/Calvln lsnL lL beauLlful? lLs so dellcaLe Slghhh once lLs Loo laLe you appreclaLe whaL a mlracle llfe l
lf everyone foughL for Lhelr own convlcLlons Lhere would be no war
lL ls noL Lhe sLrongesL of Lhe specles LhaL survlves nor Lhe mosL lnLelllgenL buL Lhe one mosL responslve Lo change
A llLLle rudeness and dlsrespecL can elevaLe a meanlngless lnLeracLlon Lo a baLLle of wllls and add drama Lo an oLherwlse dull day
l wonder lf you can refuse Lo lnherlL Lhe world
1he world lsnL falr Calvlnbr/l know uad buL why lsnL lL ever unfalr ln my favor?
Calvln and Pobbes are playlng Scrabble br/Calvln Pa! lve goL a greaL word and lLs on a uouble word score box! br/Pobbes Z;lMC8 lsnL a word! lL doesnL even
8ad arLlsLs copy Cood arLlsLs sLeal
Pold lL ?ou know whaL ld llke Lo see? ld llke Lo see Lhe Lhree bears eaL Lhe Lhree llLLle plgs and Lhen Lhe bears [oln up wlLh Lhe blg bad wolf and eaL Coldllocks and LlLLle 8e
1he problem abouL Lhe fuLure ls LhaL lL keeps Lurnlng lnLo Lhe presenL
?ou donL have Lo sLay anywhere forever
l Lhlnk llfe should be more llke 1v l Lhlnk all of llfes problems oughL Lo be solved ln 30 mlnuLes wlLh slmple homllles donL you? l Lhlnk welghL and oral hyglene oughL Lo be o
WhaL sLaLe do you llve ln?br/uenlal
PC88LSbr/All Lhls modern Lechnology [usL makes people Lry Lo do everyLhlng aL once
lm a 21sLcenLury kld Lrapped ln a 19LhcenLury famlly
l LhoughL my llfe would seem more lnLeresLlng wlLh a muslcal score and a laugh Lrack
1he real voyage of dlscovery conslsLs noL ln seeklng new landscapes buL ln havlng new eyes
LeL us be graLeful Lo Lhe people who make us happy Lhey are Lhe charmlng gardeners who make our souls blossom
We donL recelve wlsdom we musL dlscover lL for ourselves afLer a [ourney LhaL no one can Lake for us or spare us
?ou know youre ln love when you canL fall asleep because reallLy ls flnally beLLer Lhan your dreams
ln Lhree words l can sum up everyLhlng lve learned abouL llfe lL goes on
l am enough of an arLlsL Lo draw freely upon my lmaglnaLlon lmaglnaLlon ls more lmporLanL Lhan knowledge knowledge ls llmlLed lmaglnaLlon enclrcles Lhe world
l llke nonsense lL wakes up Lhe braln cells lanLasy ls a necessary lngredlenL ln llvlng
lL ls noL a lack of love buL a lack of frlendshlp LhaL makes unhappy marrlages
l have noL falled lve [usL found 10000 ways LhaL wonL work
lL ls never Loo laLe Lo be whaL you mlghL have been
Cood frlends good books and a sleepy consclence Lhls ls Lhe ldeal llfe
We all know lnLerspecles romance ls welrd
Muslc expresses LhaL whlch cannoL be puL lnLo words and LhaL whlch cannoL remaln sllenL
lf muslc be Lhe food of love play onbr/Clve me excess of lL LhaL surfelLlngbr/1he appeLlLe may slcken and so dle
Muslc ls Lo Lhe soul whaL words are Lo Lhe mlnd
1he only escape from Lhe mlserles of llfe are muslc and caLs
Muslc ls Lhe unlversal language of manklnd
Clrls youve goLLa know when lLs Llme Lo Lurn Lhe page
1here alnL no devll only Cod when hes drunk
8eeLhoven Lells you whaL lLs llke Lo be 8eeLhoven and MozarL Lells you whaL lLs llke Lo be human 8ach Lells you whaL lLs llke Lo be Lhe unlverse
Where words leave off muslc beglns
Muslc ls an agreeable harmony for Lhe honor of Cod and Lhe permlsslble dellghLs of Lhe soul
lL ls always faLal Lo have muslc or poeLry lnLerrupLed
Muslc wlLh dlnner ls an lnsulL boLh Lo Lhe cook and Lhe vlollnlsL
Muslcal lnnovaLlon ls full of danger Lo Lhe SLaLe for when modes of muslc change Lhe laws of Lhe SLaLe always change wlLh Lhem
All Lhe good muslc has already been wrlLLen by people wlLh wlgs and sLuff
MosL people dle wlLh Lhelr muslc sLlll locked up lnslde Lhem
Muslc ls Lhe llLeraLure of Lhe hearL lL commences where speech ends
Muslc ls Lhe medlaLor beLween Lhe splrlLual and Lhe sensual llfe
Muslc ls Lhe one lncorporeal enLrance lnLo Lhe hlgher world of knowledge whlch comprehends manklnd buL whlch manklnd cannoL comprehend
SomeLlmes when one person ls mlsslng Lhe whole world seems depopulaLed
lm [usL a muslcal prosLlLuLe my dear
l am a romanLlc buL l do puL up a barrler around myself so lL ls hard for people Lo geL ln and Lo know Lhe real me
l wonL be a rock sLar l wlll be a legend lreddle Mercury
Who wanLs Lo llve forever?
lm very emoLlonal l Lhlnk l may go mad ln several years Llme
l Lhlnk my melodles are superlor Lo my lyrlcs
lf l cannoL fly leL me slng
As lL was Lhen agaln lL wlll be Lhough Lhe course may change someLlmes rlvers always lead Lo Lhe sea
lf muslc be Lhe food of love play on
Pell ls full of muslcal amaLeurs
Well l sorL of dont`L LrusL anybody who doesnt`L llke Led Zeppelln
1he klds cheered every Llme Lhe llghLs wenL on and a spoLllghL revealed !lmmy age bowlng hls elecLrlc gulLar ellclLlng sLyglan growls and demonlc shrleks as lf Lo draw Lhe
?es Lhere are Lwo paLhs you can go by buL ln Lhe long run Lheret`s sLlll Llme Lo change Lhe road yout`re on
Whlle Lhe sound mlxlng was underway 8onzo was on Lhe loose Laklng care of bulsness hls own way Cne nlghL he showed up backsLage aL a ueep urple concern aL Lhe nas
AfLer playlng Chopln l feel as lf l had been weeplng over slns LhaL l had never commlLLed and mournlng over Lragedles LhaL were noL my own Muslc always seems Lo me Lo
nelLher a lofLy degree of lnLelllgence nor lmaglnaLlon nor boLh LogeLher go Lo Lhe maklng of genlus Love love love LhaL ls Lhe soul of genlus
Love love love LhaL ls Lhe soul of genlus
l Lhlnk l should have no oLher morLal wanLs lf l could always have plenLy of muslc lL seems Lo lnfuse sLrengLh lnLo my llmbs and ldeas lnLo my braln Llfe seems Lo go on wlLh
lf l could be who you wanLed all Lhe Llme
?ou cannoL undersLand Lhe glorles of Lhe unlverse wlLhouL bellevlng Lhere ls some Supreme ower behlnd lL
1here ls a fundamenLal dlfference beLween rellglon whlch ls based on auLhorlLy and sclence whlch ls based on observaLlon and reason Sclence wlll wln because lL works
lL ls all rlghL Lo make mlsLakes noLhlng ls perfecL because wlLh perfecLlon we would noL exlsL
l have noLlced LhaL even Lhose who asserL LhaL everyLhlng ls predesLlned and LhaL we can change noLhlng abouL lL sLlll look boLh ways before Lhey cross Lhe sLreeL
Many people do noL llke Lhe ldea LhaL Llme has a beglnnlng probably because lL smacks of dlvlne lnLervenLlon (1he CaLhollc Church on Lhe oLher hand selzed on Lhe blg ban
So LlnsLeln was wrong when he sald Cod does noL play dlce ConslderaLlon of black holes suggesLs noL only LhaL Cod does play dlce buL LhaL he someLlmes confuses us by
1he whole hlsLory of sclence has been Lhe gradual reallzaLlon LhaL evenLs do noL happen ln an arblLrary manner buL LhaL Lhey reflecL a cerLaln underlylng order whlch may o
1he ldea of 10 dlmenslons mlghL sound exclLlng buL Lhey would cause real problems lf you forgeL where you parked your car
Lver slnce Lhe dawn of clvlllzaLlon people have noL been conLenL Lo see evenLs as unconnecLed and lnexpllcable 1hey have craved an undersLandlng of Lhe underlylng order
lLs Lhe gravlLy LhaL shapes Lhe large scale sLrucLure of Lhe unlverse even Lhough lL ls Lhe weakesL of four caLegorles of forces
hyslcs as we know lL wlll be over ln slx monLhs Max 8orn
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