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VICE PRESIDENTS AND ASSISTANT SECRETARIES WANTED NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY For a mere $25 and a simple application form,

, you can become a vice-president of a multi-billion dollar company. We control over 50 million mortgages and nearly $7 trillion in assets. We are backed by the largest banks and lending instituti ons in the country. job duties: all you have to do is sign your name, or even an other name, on documents that you dont need any education or formal training for. You dont have to understand their meaning or even read them. We have had thousan ds of people just like you, former custodians, hairdressers, unskilled people, e tc. that have become vice presidents in our nationally recognized and highly pub lished company. Some of them dont even speak English, this is optional with us. W e offer free legal representation to you, but chances are good you will never be prosecuted or indicted, no one has so far, and we have been doing this for year s. Our over 10,000 current and past vice presidents have no criminal prosecution against them--yet. You dont have to give up your present job. You dont have to r eport to work, even though we have offices everywhere, or clock in and out, as l ong as your quota of signing documents is done, at least 400 per week, We are ve ry relaxed about that kind of thing. There might be a few job-related disadvantages however: Your name, if you use your real one, which is optional, will be published throug hout the internet and all other forms of the media. You face countless depositio ns from attorneys, but we usually get those blocked for you at no expense to you . You dont get a salary, health benefits or insurance, but you do get a really fa ncy title like vice president or assistant secretary. We may only employ you for a short time, depending on the amount of lawsuits we face because of the action s you performed at our request. If you have a conscious, morals, or hate the site of homeless people no need to apply JOIN SOON TO GET INTO THIS HIGH PAYING FIELD THE MORTGAGE ELECTRONIC REGISTRATION SYSTEMS, INC. TEAM

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