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I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde Get the facts first. You can distort them later. - Mark Twain Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. - Mark Twain Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do. - Benjamin Franklin The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. - Woody Allen
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H. L. Mencken Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull. - H. L. Mencken Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H. L. Mencken If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question. - Lily Tomlin Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache. - Mae West
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. - Isaac Asimov Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - George Carlin One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. - Robert A. Heinlein Some people are so heavenly minded that they are no earthly good. - Oliver Wendell Holmes For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-notworth-knowing. - H. L. Mencken We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. - H. L. Mencken It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. - Will Rogers Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. - Isaac Asimov
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers We have the best government that money can buy. - Mark Twain Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. - Oscar Wilde
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. Fred Allen An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. Laurence J. Peter Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. Evan Esar So little done, so much to do. Cecil Rhodes
A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation."
Howard Scott.
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." "In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock."
Orson Welles.
"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet."
Mark Twain (...more Mark Twain Quotes).
"The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows, your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege."
letter in the Times newspaper.
"In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything."
Harold Coffin.
"The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you."
Charles Dickens. Paul Goodman.
"Few great men would have got past personnel." "When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'."
Robert Morley.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours