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A Tail of the White Knight Grate Books III

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twas a dark cold night in the midst of spring break. The white knight sir Dane of the Wilkins clan did wake. This brave lad stood six and five foot a handsome devil with shades of black did he look he lept to the stable and there found his two mates twins they be of valor and can lift much weight they rode there noble steeds to a snowy mount where they battled evil and fought more ninjas than one can count they reached a cave of forbidding darkness and bad smells at the top the trio journeyed to the center of the mountain and did stopped hear they saw the legendary black beast the twins frozen in fear did not move and were nearly turned into yeast but thankfully the brave and handsome knight Dane had the reactions of a panther and so lifted his shield of bright white shininess and stopped them from getting cancer they turned and fled from sight down a tunnel make a left then a right only to come face to face with the black beast
they thought that was it but then something happened that they didn't expected in the least

the animator surfed from a heart attack and died and the beast was no more and so they cried they dried there eyes to see what the creature was hiding this treasure was worth a thousand people chiding Dane thought to him self if only these twins were not hear than I could have all this wealth and so sir Dane distracted them with something shiny and stole out of the cave he skied down the mountain and it seemed all was well and not grave but little did he know that with Obama's health care bill he would pay he had grate fun with his wealth and did party all day till Obama caught wind of such glee he sent his evil henchman Nancy Pelosi

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Nancy stalks her prey thinking of how to tax sir Dane into submission while Dane receives a letter from the Resistance with a time a place and a decision the letter leads him to pizzeria venti where he meats the rebel leader it was nun other than Matthew Sirgo the famous outlaw pleader its you Dane exclaims yes its me Matt explains together they combined there talents with Danes reserves of money and Matt's political power they were o so gallant they formed a plan to take out Obama and his entire organization but little did they know they were being stalked by Nancy still with her calculations they started to talk to all the politician they unsuccessfully tried to thwart him by making a petition they had tried it all but Obama was just to strong so they had to take it strait to him to right these wrongs they were going to break into the white house and they were going to need to be as quiet as a mouse they crept up to the gates they crossed the moat with lave and not to late there was was a troll of course but his riddles were no mach for our heroes Superior knowledge of weasels and horses they jumped threw the swinging axes and down the hall of melted waxes until finally they reached the oval office calmly they stepped in side ready for a fight but to there shock all they saw was Nancy Pelosi You seem surprised boys. Is it really that hard to believe? I used Obama and now I am the supreme ruler of the U.S. and you can leave! they knew what to do. Matt distracted her with some false bills to sign while Dane reached for the one thing that could take down this Frankenstein it was the constitution
it wiped away the all that Nancy Pelosi had done to the U.S. and all of her political pollution

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our founding fathers rolled back over in there graves. there's no way socialism pays. unfortunately there was a large explosion when she was defeated.
giving Matt and the brave knight Dane amnesia and so forgetting all of there fantastic tail all deleted.

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